Нестабильная серая дыра

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Whoa, hey. Oh, what is that thing?

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Oh, don't throw that out.

I can sell that on eBay.

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- It has an unstable gray hole inside.

- You're an unstable gray hole.

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- JESSE: Nice. [snickers]

- It's too big for the trash.

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I'm gonna dump it behind the Burger King.

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Don't, no, I can sell it

and then buy a chocolate fountain

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so I can stop making

a mess in the microwave

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and you won't have

to yell at me anymore!

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Look at the Pupa. I told you

to stop giving the Pupa candy.

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He can't eat candy, it gets him sick!

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I didn't--I don't give him

candy anymore.

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Well, he's getting it from someone!

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TERRY: God, one time.

[tapping on door]

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Oh great, now what.

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The homeowners association

is updating the rules again.

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"Gardeners need to have marked trucks.

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"No RV parking in the driveway.

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All spaceships sticking out of houses

need to be painted to match the trim."

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- Are you hearing this?

- Ooh, we should totally get an RV.

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It looks fine the way it is.

I don't want it to blend into the house.

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It's my whole thing,

I'm the spaceship guy!

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Damn it! There's a gray hole, Terry!

A gray hole in the house!

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If we had an RV, that probably

wouldn't even be a big deal.

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'Cause we could just live in an RV.

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Stupid HOA, singling us out.

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You know, Terry, this proves that

everyone in the neighborhood hates us.

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Oh, speak for yourself, man.

I am extremely likable.

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I mean, why do you think

everybody gives me more room

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when I'm walking down the street?

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- They're avoiding us!

- They love us.

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I think there's only one way

to find out who's right.

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- Nanobots.

- Buy an RV.

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Nan--Nanobots.

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KORVO:

Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants

were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes

on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us

on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,

I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.

My name's Korvo.

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This is--this is my show.

I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]

This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

People are stupid.

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I don't understand why people

have so many outfit choices

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when you could just wear

a thick, coarse robe.

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It's the perfect garment.

Boots and a robe. Easy.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you

weren't shrinking kids down anymore?

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These are adults.

I got a couple litterbugs,

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a lady who had 15 items

in the 12-item lane,

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and a guy who pronounces schedule

like "shed-jewel."

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That's not wall worthy,

that's you being a jerk.

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Relax, they love it.

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[people screaming]

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Ha ha ha, look at 'em.

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Seems like somebody needs

to learn a lesson.

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YUMYULACK:

Hey, little guy!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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-[laser pulsing]

-[alarm ringing]

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That's the alarm! Lucky for you, I've

been teaching myself to hack at night

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while you've been wasting

your time sleeping.

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Alexa, turn off alarm.

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[alarm stops]

ALEXA: Alarm deactivated.

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- Stupid Alexa. Always listening.

- Hold it right there! I'm armed!

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Lethal force!

Zap him with the bone zapper.

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[laser zaps]

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- Crap, now it's out of charge!

- Bite down on your poison teeth!

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Terry?

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Gordon?

[spits]

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Wait, you-you work here?

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Yup, yeah, man, it's my third job.

I got three jobs, one, two, three.

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- Got the three banger jobs, you know.

- Oh, man, well, that's good news.

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You guys just here to jump in

and splash around the water pools?

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Yeah, duh, but we also want

to dump microscopic robots

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in the town water supply so we can

find out if people like us.

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- Wait, what?

- No, it's not what you think.

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Everyone will unknowingly drink water

contaminated with our nanobots,

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which will harvest all their memories,

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and then they'll pee them out

and they'll end up back here.

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I think that sounds like

a lot of fun, guys.

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Hey, the room with

the big pool of water

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that everyone drinks from

is right over here.

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- Come on.

- How do you, uh, know this guy?

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He sold me a gun.

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Be sure to break up the clumps

or they might become sentient.

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Hey, man, are you sure

this is gonna work?

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Well, it better, each one

of these nanobot cost me 24 cents.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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[nanobots clinking]

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♪

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♪

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Each Mortal Kombat movie is better

than the last.

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I mean, they should reboot them.

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Honestly, can you imagine how boffo

the box office would be?

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We forgot to check the nanobots!

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-[door opens, closes]

-[grunting on TV]

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♪

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♪

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-[bird cawing]

-[Pupa groans]

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[cawing]

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[gasps]

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Oww!

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-[caws]

-[Pupa grunting]

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Yah!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it.

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How can you be sure you're gonna get

all of those things out of there?

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I'm just kidding, I don't care.

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I work at the water treatment plant,

I'm not a cop.

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Oh, hey, by the way, I got some heroin.

You guys wanna do heroin?

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It worked. We have pee-data

on everyone in the neighborhood!

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I can finally reduce people to statistics!

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Blood type, what their favorite song is,

what percentage gay they are--

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Ooh! This is how much people like us!

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What the hell? Trent from

around the block doesn't like

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that I let Pupa go number two on his lawn?

Where the heck is he supposed to go?

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Brooke and Diane both think I ask

too many questions at the grocery store.

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I'm from outer space!

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It's not clear to me why you have

to cook bread twice.

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[loudly]

Mitchell thinks I'm too loud!

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I knew it! We're unlikable, aren't we?

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Is it the sci-fi stuff?

Do I smell bad? What is it?

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Looks like people just generally

don't like us! One guy hates you.

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- Who?

- This, uh--some dude Tyler.

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I don't even know anyone named Tyler.

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Ugh, it feels like I'm covered in bees!

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Fuck this Tyler guy.

What did I ever do to him?

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We-we-we can act different, Korvo.

I mean, we can make people like us.

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I need to repair this godforsaken ship.

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And if people don't like us,

that will make that job

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so much harder in so many ways.

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So to be clear: I don't need to be liked,

it's strictly a work necessity.

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Well, I need to be liked!

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Dang it, have you seen

my shrink ray anywhere?

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I'm hoping it didn't shrink.

How ironic would that be.

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- I hid it.

- Give it back!

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I will, but first I want to prove to you

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that humans are mostly

basically good life forms.

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For the last couple months, you've been

putting way too many people in the wall.

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You need to pump the brakes, mister.

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All I have to do is follow you around?

Fine. Easy.

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And you have to do all my homework

and laundry for a week.

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Hmmm... let me think.

Uh, laundry's not my strong suit.

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Um, dang it, did you hide my gun

that makes people do what I want?

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Yeah, I hid all your guns.

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All the blue areas are pockets

where people don't like us

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as much as they should.

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And over here in this green area,

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that marks which houses give out

the biggest candy bars on Halloween.

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With a little extra effort,

I think we can up our likability fast.

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- Are you ready to do what it takes?

- You mean sex stuff?

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- It's possible. Yeah.

- Then yes.

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Then let's aggressively

make people like us!

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Shauna, the complete

McNugget buddy collection.

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- Here you go.

- Jeremiah, here's a gold bar.

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- You can put it up your butt.

- Carson, it's your son.

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He's alive again. There you go. Have fun.

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[zapping]

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- Courtesy of Korvo!

- Oh my god, I can feel my legs!

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I have legs!

These are kind of hard to control.

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

[bubbling]

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No traffic, no traffic! You're all gonna

be early. Keep moving. You're welcome.

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- Everybody's welcome.

- You're getting there early!

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You're getting there early!

No traffic today.

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- Terry and Korvo.

- All right, Terry, that's enough.

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L-L-let's go.

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No, no, no, no, no!

[horn blaring]

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I don't wanna talk

to Mr. Dutch, he's a dick.

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He always eats lunch

alone in his office.

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Let's find out why, shall we?

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Hey! Get outta here.

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I had an extra pudding cup today,

Mr. Dutch.

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I thought you might want it.

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I don't want any stupid pudding. I--

[babbling]

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My ex-wife used to pack my lunch.

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Ever since we separated,

I've been doing it on my own.

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I'm sorry if I've been

kind of a dick this year.

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I've--I've been going through a lot.

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Everyone has shit to deal with,

Mr. Dutch. You hang in there.

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Thank you, Jesse.

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You know what? Neither of you need to run

the mile in next week's fitness test.

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I'll just say you both got six minutes.

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See? We were nice

to someone who was mean,

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and now we don't have

to run the mile.

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That's true.

That's how it panned out.

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Yeah, that might work on a sad,

old, lonely gym teacher, but--

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What about those mean surfer guys

at Fourth Beach?

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Ugh, I hate them.

They're always mean to me.

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Something tells me that today

might be a little different. Wink.

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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Are you seeing this, Terry?

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It's working! We're tricking people

into being our friends!

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Ah, this feels so good, I feel so whole!

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We're popular!

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Solar Opposites will be right back

after these set of--

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[stammers] this set of

subsequent advertisements.

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♪

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KORVO:

And now, back to Solar Opposites.

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Unless you spring for expensive Hulu,

then there was no commercial break

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and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense

and is probably quite jarring.

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Good for you, Mr. Moneybags.

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[people chattering]

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Phil, I've got a brat

with your name on it.

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It's laser engraved

right there in the middle, see?

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How's that amicable divorce, A-A-Angie?

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Phil, try the potato salad:

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your stomach acid will break it down,

and then you'll poop it out in a few days.

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Look, this is the best town

I've ever lived in, and I'm from space.

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I should know a good town when I see one

'cause I've been to the moon.

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Oh, oh, hey, hey. Don't hide

from me over there, Delvin.

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I wanna hear about that dental thing.

Show me those chompers!

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You and Korvo have gotten

pretty popular around here, Ter.

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Yeah, some people are just

natural unifiers, I guess.

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We have the juice. It's like a little

charisma thing. Charisma action going on.

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You guys should run

for the president of the HOA.

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Ruth, the old lady who runs it now?

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We would be so happy

to see that bitch go.

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Some weird guy

with a ponytail just told me

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that if we ran for president

of the HOA, we'd win!

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Oh my, Terry,

do you know what that means?

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- We could park an RV in the driveway.

- We could make all the rules around here.

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No more "paint the ship."

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No more "don't build a giant hole

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in the middle of the road

to capture children in."

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I-I-I could do some crazy

Disney's Blank Check style stuff,

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like build a water slide that goes down

under the ground with a window

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and you can see the dinosaur diorama

we built down there

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and, oh my god,

it would be so awesome.

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Everyone would have

to like us, by HOA law.

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Which means they would have

to like me digging up dead bodies

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at the cemetery and fucking them.

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And the only person who can get in

the way is the old lady president. Ruth.

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- Ruth.

- Ruth.

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BOTH: Ruuuuth.

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Terry, no. Let's just go spy.

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I don't get it, she's been sitting

on her porch for seven hours.

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Doesn't seem that tough.

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TERRY: It's called stamina. She's flexing.

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I'm freaking out. She's the incumbent,

Korvo. They never lose!

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You boys want

some peanut butter cookies?

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Oh, she's threatening us!

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Can you help me get

a blanket down from my shelf?

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She's a million years old, man,

she probably knows everything.

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How do we compete with that?

We need an edge!

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I can update the nanobots,

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make them bigger

so they can gather more information.

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You're going down, bitch.

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[engine starts, tires squealing]

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Sorry about the razzing, Yumyulack.

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I guess, like, we were so focused

on nicknaming and mocking your nipples

00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,305

because our buddy JT got

mondo chomped shredding the nar

00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,265

and had to have

his totes bummer jammed.

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I totally understand.

00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:04,395

See? They were projecting

their own insecurities onto your nipples.

00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,356

I would have done the same thing

if you'd been mondo chomped.

00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:10,610

Ugh, why are we being nice?

I want to kill this little blue--

00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,696

- Yumyulack rules!

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,364

Jesse, I can't believe I'm saying this,

00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,742

but I'm actually glad

you hid my shrink ray,

00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,621

because today I learned that people are

only jerks when you're a jerk to them.

00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,748

Wait a minute, you're not just

pretending to like humans

00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,584

so you get the shrink ray back, right?

I'm no schmuck.

00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,837

No way, I genuinely want to make friends

with every jerk in town.

00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,922

- Yes!

- And I know the perfect place to go next!

00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,174

Hmm, let me guess.

00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:37,011

The guys who work at GameGrape,

the used game store in the mall.

00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,680

They're always so mean to you,

but I think today--

00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,140

No, way better. Come on!

00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:44,935

What? Um, okay, uh,

wait, ooh, uh, oh boy--

00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,270

♪ punk rock music playing ♪

00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,397

-[barking]

-[man grunts]

00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,443

A-actually, you know what?

We've done enough for today!

00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,195

- You've grown so much and I think--

- No way.

00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,697

I need to find out

why these guys are so mean.

00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,075

I bet it's the ex-wife

lonely lunch thing again.

00:10:59,158 --> 00:10:59,992

Oh man.

00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,162

Hey, do we have any scissors?

I'm in a little over my head here.

00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,164

Shut the fuck up, Terry.

I'm upgrading the nanobots.

00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,124

Smarter nanobots means more information,

00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,669

and more information means

there's no way we lose the debate.

00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:13,130

Such a good idea. Nothing ever goes

wrong when you make robots too smart!

00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,424

[beeping]

00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,721

♪ ominous music playing ♪

00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,682

[grunts]

00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,475

Well, I'm sure that's the last

I'll see of that.

00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,313

♪ ominous music playing ♪

00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,440

[weights clinking]

00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,525

-[whooshing]

-[gasps]

00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,987

[line beeping]

00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,991

Hello? If anyone is in here,

the police are on their way--Ohh!

00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,910

Oh, oh, ow!

00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,162

[Pupa pants, grunts]

00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,250

[machine beeping]

00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,965

We know everything there is to know

about everyone in town.

00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,675

What they want, what their secrets are.

00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,052

I know things about people

they don't even know about themselves.

00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,347

Like Todd? His favorite color isn't red.

It's orange.

00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,266

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares,

who cares. What about Ruth?

00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,601

What is she afraid of?

Does she have any allergies?

00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,979

- What is gonna take her down?

- That's my one blind spot.

00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,815

That old withered bag refuses

to drink water.

00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,317

Of course! Old people only drink Coke

and they never shower.

00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,403

It doesn't matter. The only thing

we have to know about her is that

00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,364

she's about to be the ex head of the HOA.

00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,160

Nothing can stop us!

Ha ha ha ha, Terry, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,372

[roaring softly]

00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,960

Okay, look, you all know us.

Me and Korvo, we give you what you want.

00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,254

If you vote for us, we've got you covered.

00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,047

You want big speed bumps

that launch your car

00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,799

in the air like Dukes of Hazzard? Done.

00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,343

You want a ski-lift?

I already crayoned up the plans.

00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,304

We can break ground today.

00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,057

Two words: Internet. Fiber.

Not in that order.

00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,517

You're getting it!

[crowd cheering]

00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,478

You're all gonna have

super-fast interneeeet!

00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,480

You know what?

I kinda feel bad for Ruth.

00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,356

I bet she dies right

in that chair when we win.

00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,066

I can't believe we're going

to be presidents.

00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,069

This is amazing.

President Korvo. Mister Korvo.

00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,654

Wait.

00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,032

Wait, what the hell is that?

00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,492

Oh my god, no, the nanobots!

00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,452

[raspy voice]

I must speak.

00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,662

Hey, hey, no, no, no.

Don't listen to this guy.

00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,248

He isn't even really a guy,

he's just a-a pile of robots.

00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:17,213

It's true. I am composed of a trillion

microscopic, self-replicating robots,

00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,631

but I know--[coughs]

00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,634

that all humans require--

00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,094

require--

[clears throat]

00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,972

[normal voice] a stop sign

at the corner of Oak and Main.

00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,433

People speed through there

like they're street racing.

00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,310

It's got to stop,

and I can make it happen.

00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,895

- No. What?

- No, no, no, no, no.

00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,772

I-I-I don't think so, stop the clock.

00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,107

We already had the debate.

Everyone has to vote right now.

00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,984

Where did you get that suit?

Take it off.

00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,903

[audience gasps]

00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,906

- Uh, it's my suit.

- Gordon, what the hell?

00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,368

I too thought at first that this

Nanobot Man was some kind of frightening

00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,954

X-Files type, you know,

monster creature.

00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,831

But then, he took me

to a nice steak dinner.

00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,957

KORVO: That's all it takes?

00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:57,127

Folks, last thing I want to do is drag

this boring HOA election out any longer,

00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,005

but I think if you listen

for a moment, I could--

00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,966

whoa, flip your vote.

00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,843

-[crowd laughs]

- I-I command you to leave this place!

00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,177

Let's hear him out!

00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,057

♪ heavy metal music playing ♪

00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:14,854

Hey, guys, we got pudding over here!

Anybody want chocolate-vanilla swirl?

00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,277

Man, these guys are real wound up.

This might take more than a pudding cup.

00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,653

I know, we should probably

just go, right?

00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,655

You're gonna have to sing them

your friendship song!

00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,407

[nervous giggle]

I don't know if that's a good idea--

00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,075

[growling]

00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,451

What the fuck?

00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,205

Hey, guys, if you think that's punk rock,

wait till you hear my sister's song.

00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,250

[all shouting]

00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,045

♪ Interracial love friendship--♪

00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,046

Ah!

00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,091

- Ah!

- Ohh! Ah!

00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,971

Look, I do think humans are generally

nice, but to prove that point to you today

00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,348

I installed microchips

in all of your enemies' heads

00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,809

that made them nice

when I clicked this button.

00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,644

But I didn't know about these neo-Nazis,

00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,897

so it's not gonna work

and I think we're gonna die.

00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,732

Ah, I told you some people are bad!

00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,109

You're right! Some people

are really, really bad!

00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,652

This is just like the movie Green Room!

00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,446

[both scream]

00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,365

Darnell, your lawnmower broke,

00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,326

and they don't make

the gear anymore, am I right?

00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,286

-[straining]

-[clanking]

00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,705

- There you go, 3

- D printed on the spot.

00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,584

And little Elizabeth, born blind.

Let's see what we can do about that.

00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,793

[straining]

00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,128

-[machine powers up]

- There you go.

00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,756

I can see all the smells

and sounds! It's amazing!

00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,133

[laughing]

Seems like your choice is clear:

00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,178

a vote for Nanobot Man

is a vote for happiness.

00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,722

The only reason he knows what you want

is because he's been inside your pee.

00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,640

[crowd gasps]

00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,309

That's right, Nanobot Man has been spying

on you this whole time.

00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,811

Do you really want to elect a man

who's been inside your balls

00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,229

or, or the other stuff?

00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,565

It's true, I can see it!

I can see everything!

00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,192

Hah!

[clears throat]

00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,737

- It's true, I have been in all your pee.

-[all gasp]

00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,531

I didn't want to bring this up,

but they've forced my hand.

00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,952

Korvo is my dad,

and he built my nanobot bodies.

00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,412

And he and Terry put me in the water

00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,415

so they could read your minds

and give you presents.

00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,000

You can't elect these two liars.

00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,503

You're not their customer,

you are their product.

00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,713

We harvest the data

for the good of the community!

00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,548

How else would we know

that Dave needs a new shed

00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,549

for all his sex dolls?

00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,009

We can give him that shed!

00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,887

That's not true! I have sex

with living, human beings!

00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,931

I love the feeling

of being pressed up against--

00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,475

[shudders] a warm bag of bones

and blood that can give consent.

00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,352

I know you better than these guys.

00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,938

I know that Becky buried her

Guatemalan housekeeper in the back yard.

00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:21,855

[crowd gasps]

00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,732

NANOBOT MAN: How 'bout that?

That's a big secret right there.

00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,484

I'm sorry, what? You killed Lupe!

00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,820

Uh, uh, Jeremy's poisoning

his wife for insurance.

00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,739

Uh, Lesley Donovan teaches class

while wearing a hidden vibrator.

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,783

Samantha is cheating on Michael with Joey!

00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,284

-[Samantha gasps]

- What the fuck?

00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,495

TERRY: Phyllis spent all her kid's

cancer medicine money on a purse.

00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,539

KORVO: Bobby snuck shit in a pie

at the pie place.

00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,249

Everyone should be mad

about that.

00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,584

- Gary has a cactus fetish.

- Robert keyed Leslie's car.

00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,545

This is all your fault.

You're making everyone fight!

00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,504

Fuck you, Terry!

00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,547

-[Terry grunts]

- NANOBOT MAN: Ow!

00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,841

- Give me the shrink ray back!

- It's in my dollhouse!

00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,510

What? You know what's going to happen

right now because you did that?

00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,511

Yeah.

00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596

Now I have to take these guys out

with lethal force!

00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,598

I'm going to stick

my knife up your--Ahh!

00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,434

[all groan]

00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,894

♪ The Blue Danube Waltz playing ♪

00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,564

[grunting]

00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,067

- I don't like doing this!

- I said I was sorry!

00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:11,363

It's the suit, not me, it's the suit.

The suit's on auto pilot.

00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,950

[screams]

YUMYULACK: It just does this, sorry.

00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,078

Maybe, uh, I don't know,

maybe be tolerant next time.

00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,790

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry about that eye.

00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,377

- Ugh!

-[rifle zapping]

00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,670

- Damn you, nanobots!

- NANOBOT MAN: Me?

00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,506

- This is all your fault! Nobody likes you!

- Take that back!

00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,594

[growling]

00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,105

[straining]

00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,025

[straining]

00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196

Ah!

[gulping noisily]

00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,707

Ah! Ahhh!

00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,586

Okay, stop! Everyone stop.

Everyone just shut the fuck up.

00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,255

Look at yourselves. T-this is fucked.

00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,593

I've been living here for 30 years

and we never had any sci-fi bullshit.

00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,595

You want things normal and regular.

00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,557

Don't vote for these

stupid ugly ALF-lookin' motherfuckers.

00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,602

- I've had enough. Fuck these guys.

- You tell 'em, Ruth!

00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,106

You're goddamn right I'll tell 'em.

It's fucking bullshit.

00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,485

I just want to fucking live in peace.

Vote for me, that's all I got to say.

00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,112

[crowd chanting]

Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Ruth!

00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,822

But I can make free electricity

00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,824

by harnessing the temperature change

in the air!

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,035

It solves global warming! Come on!

00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,080

A-and I have big ideas for

a video game library that we can all use!

00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,624

Shut up and go back to your home

in the Abyss!

00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:49,211

Not all aliens are from the Abyss!

I don't even know you, who are you?

00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,048

- I'm Tyler, and I think you suck.

- I knew it! I knew that was Tyler!

00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,301

- Fuck you! I've always hated you!

- Why would we even be from the Abyss?

00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,679

We have a spaceship sticking

out of the top of our house.

00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,473

NANOBOT MAN: I guess sometimes

when you gain sentience

00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,810

and you're full of data about

a neighborhood, you can overreach.

00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,436

I was just trying to help,

00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,689

and I ended up hurting

the people I love the most.

00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,733

I'm sorry, guys. Truly.

I hope you still like me after all this.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,944

Yes, I still like you, Mr. Nanobots.

00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,904

But you know what?

I'm starting to think

00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,990

I have to stop worrying

about who likes me.

00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,450

I guess some humans

are unevolved bigots

00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,119

who don't know a good thing

when they see one.

00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,288

Us sci-fi folks need to stick together.

00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,790

To be honest, I'm proud

that I made such good nanobots

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,208

that they tried

to take over the neighborhood.

00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,711

Now all of you: back in the bag.

We've got work to do on the ship.

00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,797

But I want to live in a house and

fall in love and build a recipe folder.

00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,800

Well, tough. I need to spray you

on a navigation panel.

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,677

You know you have to listen to me, right?

00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,928

[grunts]

Get back here!

00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,890

- You can't just be free! Damn it!

- Man, they grow up so fast.

00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,558

Well, since we lost the election

00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,894

and everyone's all crazy

high-concept racist now,

00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,313

I guess that means we better paint

the ship to match the roof, huh?

00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,607

I'll be painting it

even more silver than before.

00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,110

I'm going to light it up at night

so Ruth can see it from a mile away.

00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,905

- But the rules--

- It's a $50 fine. I'll eat it.

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,698

Yeah, but then people won't like us--

00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,659

- Did you give him candy again?

- No!

00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,994

Damn it, Terry! He's getting it

from somewhere

00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,330

and if he's not getting it from me,

he has to be getting it from you!

00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,998

I don't know, man.

I-I would remember if I did, but--

00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,082

What do you mean you would remember?

00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,626

If he's not getting it from you,

where is he getting it?

00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,627

- I don't know okay!

- Where?

00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,670

- Stop yelling at me!

- I'll yell at you as much as I want.

00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,631

[Jesse sighs]

I shouldn't have lied to you.

00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,842

Humans are complicated, but I

didn't think they were so complicated

00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,302

that they would try to kill us.

00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,304

After today,

I can tellit's important to you

00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,805

that I be careful who I put in the wall.

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,517

So from now on, I'll make sure that

everyone in the wall deserves to be--

00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,186

- Ooh, a guy in a red shirt!

-[blaster zaps]

00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,980

- Wait, but--

- Look, I had people in shirts

00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,273

of all the other colors.

00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,152

I promise we'll use due process

on the next one. Don't yell at me.

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Eh, he was probably a Nazi.

00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,449

I like humans, but I hate shoes.

00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,868

Like, how are we supposed

to taste the ground?

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I don't know, they don't flavor

their ground either.

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- Pff! Weird, right?

-[man screams]

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[grunts]

Oh!

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Hey, hey. What's going on here?

Where are we?

00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,043

W-what is this? What is this?

[rumbling, clattering]

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,253

What the hell is happening?

00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,797

[all screaming]

00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,881

[coughing]

00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,967

♪ ominous music playing ♪

00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,427

Oh my god. What is this place?

00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,888

[panting]

00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,016

- Wait, why--w--where are you going?

- Anywhere but here!

00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,226

[grunts]

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[all gasp]

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,440

[all screaming]

00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,069

[groans]

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- D-don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

- Empty your pockets.

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- Ugh!

- Hey wait, wait, wait, hey.

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I don't belong here!

00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,293

Two little aliens just shrank me down

for no reason.

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I'm just a regular guy.

I didn't do anything to anybody.

00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,881

More Taffy bandits will be arriving soon,

and the gum boys move south at night.

00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,883

We don't want to be anywhere near here

when they meet.

00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,011

Why are they called gum boys?

00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,512

They love gum.

00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,931

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:51,018

♪

00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,564

Did they make a True Lies 2?

00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,859

The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Is there a sequel to that?

00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,320

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,407

♪

00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:41,985

♪

00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,696

[imitating laser fire]

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Не выбрасывай. Я продам её.

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В ней нестабильная серая дыра.

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Сам ты серая дыра.

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— Она не влезет в мусорку.

— Класс.

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Выброшу её за забегаловкой.

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Нет! Нет!

Я продам её и куплю шоколадный фонтан,

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чтобы не пачкать микроволновку.

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И ты не будешь орать на меня.

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Я же сказал, не давать Пупе конфет.

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Ему нельзя. Его тошнит.

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Я не даю ему конфет.

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— Он откуда-то их берёт.

— Всего один раз.

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Отлично. Что еще?

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В Ассоциации домовладельцев

опять новые правила.

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«Грузовики должны быть помечены.

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Нельзя парковать

фургоны на проезжей части.

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Космические корабли на доме должны

быть покрашены в цвет дома».

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— Вы слышали?

— Надо купить фургон.

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Он и так хорош. Не хочу,

чтобы он был одним цветом с домом.

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Это мне решать. Корабль мой.

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Черт! Серая дыра,

Терри! Серая дыра в доме!

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А был бы фургон, не было бы проблем.

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— Мы жили бы в нём.

— Они придираются к нам.

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Терри, это доказывает, что

все соседи ненавидят нас.

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Говори за себя. Я очень приятный.

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Иначе почему все пропускают

меня, когда я иду по улице?

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— Нас избегают.

— Нас любят.

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Есть лишь один способ узнать, кто прав.

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— Наноботы.

— Купить фургон.

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Наноботы.

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Планета Шлорп была идеальной утопией.

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Пока не упал астероид.

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Сто взрослых и их репликанты взяли Пупу

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и сбежали в космос

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в поисках нового дома

в незаселённых мирах.

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Мы упали на Землю и застряли

на перенаселённой планете.

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Я постоянно об этом твержу.

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Я держу Пупу. Я Корво.

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И это моё шоу.

Я бросил Пупу. Видите меня?

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Это смешно.

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Ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.

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Люди глупые.

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Не понимаю, зачем им столько одежды,

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когда можно носить

платье из толстой ткани.

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Идеальный наряд:

ботинки и платье. И всё.

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ОБРАТНАЯ СТОРОНА ЗЕМЛИ

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Эй-эй-эй! Ты же больше

не уменьшаешь детей.

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Это взрослые.

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Пара, мусорившая на улице,

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дамочка, стоявшая с тележкой

в очереди для корзинок,

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и парень, который говорит

«катАлог» вместо «каталОг».

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Это не стоит Стены. Ты придурок.

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Брось. Им нравится.

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Посмотри.

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— Похоже, кого-то надо проучить.

— Смотри. Он плачет!

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Эй, малыш!

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ВОДООЧИСТНАЯ СТАНЦИЯ

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Сигнализация. Тебе повезло, что я

научился взламывать её по ночам,

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пока ты спал.

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Алекса, отключи её.

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Сигнализация отключена.

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Тупая Алекса, всегда слушается.

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Ни с места! Я вооружен!

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Убей его костяным зэппером!

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Черт, он не заряжен.

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Укуси своим ядом.

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Терри?

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Гордон?

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Стой. Ты здесь работаешь?

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Да. Это третья работа.

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У меня их три. Раз, два, три.

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— Три работы.

— Это отлично.

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Решили поплавать в бассейне, парни?

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Да. А еще подбросить микророботов

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в городской резервуар воды,

чтобы узнать, любят ли нас.

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— Что?

— Нет. Ты не так понял.

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Все, сами того не зная,

выпьют воду с наноботами.

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Те считают всю их память.

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А когда боты выйдут с

мочой, то вернутся сюда.

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Похоже, это будет весело, парни.

00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:06,647

Зал с большим бассейном,

из которого все пьют, вот здесь.

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Откуда ты знаешь его?

00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:08,943

Он продал мне пушку.

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Хорошо размешай, чтобы не было сгустков.

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Уверен, что сработает?

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Надеюсь. Каждый нанобот стоил

мне 24 цента.

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Каждая часть «Смертельной

битвы» лучше предыдущей.

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Им нужно снять ремейк.

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Представь, какие будут сборы.

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Мы не проверили наноботов!

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ЦЕНТР ОТДЫХА И РАЗВЛЕЧЕНИЙ

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СЕГОДНЯ ВЕЧЕРОМ ВЫБОРЫ

В АССОЦИАЦИЮ ДОМОВЛАДЕЛЬЦЕВ

00:04:21,641 --> 00:04:23,058

Эй-эй-эй. Стойте.

00:04:23,059 --> 00:04:25,558

Как вы узнаете, что вытащили их все?

00:04:26,503 --> 00:04:28,082

Шучу. Мне плевать.

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Я сотрудник водоочистной станции,

а не коп.

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О, кстати, можно уколоться.

Не хотите уколоться?

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Сработало. У нас есть выписанные

данные на всех соседей.

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Наконец, есть статистика.

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Группа крови, любимая песня, ориентация.

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О! Насколько мы им нравимся!

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Что это? Тренту не нравится,

00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:49,137

что Пупа гуляет на его лужайке?

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А где ему еще гулять?

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Брук и Дайан думают, я задаю

слишком много вопросов в магазине.

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Я с другой планеты!

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Мне неясно, зачем готовить хлеб дважды.

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Для Митчела я громкий!

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Я знал. Мы им не нравимся.

00:05:00,388 --> 00:05:02,887

Это из-за научной фантастики?

Я воняю? В чем дело?

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В целом, нас недолюбливают.

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А один ненавидит тебя.

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— Кто?

— Это какой-то Тайлер.

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Не знаю никакого Тайлера.

00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,620

Меня будто пчелы жалят!

00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,565

Плевать на Тайлера. Что я ему сделал?

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Сделаем иначе,

Корво. Давай понравимся им.

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Я должен починить этот

забытый богом корабль.

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Если мы не нравимся людям,

это во многом осложнит работу.

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И вообще, я не хочу им нравиться.

Это нужно для работы.

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А я хочу!

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Не видела уменьшитель?

00:05:27,123 --> 00:05:28,192

Надеюсь, он не уменьшился.

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Это было бы иронично.

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— Он спрятан.

— Верни его!

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Верну. Но сначала докажу тебе,

00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:35,719

что люди — в целом, хорошая форма жизни.

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Последние месяцы ты ставишь

в Стену слишком много людей.

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Притормозите, мистер.

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Я лишь должен ходить за тобой?

Ладно. Легко.

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И неделю делать за

меня домашку и стирать.

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Дай подумать. Стирка — это не моё.

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Черт. Ты спрятала пушку-манипулятор?

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Да. Я всё спрятала.

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Голубым помечены зоны, где

нас не любят должным образом.

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А здесь, в зелёной зоне,

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помечены дома, где дают

большие батончики на Хеллоуин.

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Если постараемся, думаю,

мы быстро справимся.

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Ты готов пойти на всё?

00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:08,078

Ты о постели?

00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:09,421

— Возможно, да.

— Тогда да.

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Заставим людей полюбить нас!

00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,251

Шона, полная коллекция макнаггетсов.

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— Прошу.

— Джеремайя, золотой слиток.

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Засунь его себе куда хочешь.

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Карсон, это твой сын.

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Он снова жив. Прошу. Веселитесь.

00:06:23,388 --> 00:06:24,846

Подарок от Корво.

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О боже. Я чувствую ноги.

00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,266

У меня есть ноги!

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Вообще-то, ими трудно управлять.

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Нет. Нет-нет-нет-нет-нет.

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Никаких пробок. Никаких.

Никто не опоздает.

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Езжайте. Прошу.

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— Все успеют вовремя.

— Прошу.

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Все успеют. Сегодня без пробок.

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— Терри и Корво.

— Так, Терри. Хватит.

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Идём.

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Нет-нет-нет-нет!

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Не хочу говорить с мистером Датчем.

Он придурок.

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Он всегда обедает в офисе один.

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Давай узнаем почему, ладно?

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Убирайтесь отсюда!

00:07:00,511 --> 00:07:03,049

Мне сегодня дали второй

пудинг, мистер Датч.

00:07:03,053 --> 00:07:04,600

Может, вы хотите?

00:07:04,601 --> 00:07:06,676

Не хочу дурацкий пудинг. Я…

00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,269

Обеды собирала мне бывшая жена.

00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:11,864

После развода я стал делать это сам.

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Простите, что вёл себя как придурок.

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Я переживаю.

00:07:14,691 --> 00:07:17,568

У всех бывают проблемы, мистер Датч.

Держитесь.

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Спасибо, Джесси.

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Знаете? Вам не нужно бежать

километр на следующей неделе.

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Скажу, что вы пробежали за шесть минут.

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Видишь? Мы были добры к тому,

кто злился,

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и теперь не побежим километр.

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Верно. Всё так и есть.

00:07:29,673 --> 00:07:32,156

Это сработало со старым

одиноким учителем, но…

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Что скажешь о злых серферах на Форт-бич?

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Ненавижу их. Они обижают меня.

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Что-то подсказывает мне, что

сегодня всё будет иначе. Поверь.

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О боже, о боже,

о боже. Ты видишь, Терри?

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Работает.

Мы заставили людей дружить с нами.

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О, какое приятное чувство.

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Мы популярны.

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Продолжение смотрите после блока...

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блока очередной рекламы.

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И вновь «Обратная сторона Земли».

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Если только вы не раскошелились

на дорогой «Хулу».

00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:04,036

Тогда рекламы не было, и всё это

не имеет смысла и раздражает.

00:08:04,037 --> 00:08:05,497

Повезло вам, толстосумы.

00:08:06,288 --> 00:08:08,218

Фил, у меня сосиски с твоим именем.

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Оно выжжено лазером в центре.

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Как ваш развод, Энджи?

00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,659

Фил, поешь салат.

00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,598

Желудочный сок разложит его, и он

выйдет из тебя через пару дней.

00:08:16,624 --> 00:08:19,162

Это лучший город, где я жил.

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А я из космоса.

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Я сразу вижу, что город

хороший, я же был на Луне.

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Эй-эй, не прячься от меня, Делвин.

00:08:25,179 --> 00:08:27,632

Хочу послушать про зубы.

Покажись, зубастик.

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Вы с Корво стали здесь

очень популярны, Тер.

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Да. Есть люди, которые объединяют.

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В нас есть сок. Это как харизма.

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Харизму не остановить.

00:08:35,937 --> 00:08:38,762

Вам нужно стать президентами

Ассоциации домовладельцев.

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Ею руководит старушка Рут.

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Мы с радостью простимся с ней.

00:08:43,116 --> 00:08:46,613

Парень с хвостом, как у пони, сказал,

что мы можем возглавить ассоциацию.

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Знаешь, что это значит?

00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:49,241

Парковка фургона на улице?

00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,972

Мы сможем устанавливать правила.

00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,537

Никакой покраски.

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Никакого запрета рыть ямы посреди

дороги, чтобы ловить в них детей.

00:08:56,691 --> 00:08:59,580

Я смогу делать штуки в стиле Диснея.

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Сделать водную горку под землей с окном,

00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,618

где будет диорама с динозаврами.

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О боже. Это будет чудесно.

00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,130

Все должны будут любить нас, по закону.

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А значит, им понравится, что

я выкапываю трупы на кладбище.

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Единственный, кто может помешать, —

старая президентша Рут.

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— Рут.

— Рут.

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Рут.

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Терри, нет. Пошпионим.

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Не понимаю.

Она сидит на террасе семь часов.

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— Вот это упорство.

— Выдержка. Она стойкая.

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Я боюсь.

Она старожил, Корво. Ее не победить.

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Хотите арахисовое печенье?

00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:33,614

Она угрожает нам.

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Не поможете мне

достать полотенце с полки?

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Да ей миллион лет. Она всё знает.

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Как с ней тягаться? Нам нужна победа.

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Обновим наноботов.

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Сделаем их больше, чтобы

собрать больше данных.

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Тебе конец, стерва.

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Прости за насмешки, Юмьюлак.

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Думаю, мы так увлеклись

высмеиванием твоих сосков,

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потому что наш друг

Джей-Ти немного перебрал,

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и у него открылись другие шлюзы.

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Конечно, я понимаю.

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Видишь? Они перенесли свою

неуверенность на твои соски.

00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,460

Я не поступил бы так,

если бы ты перебрала.

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Почему мы так добры?

Я хочу убить этого синего…

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Юмьюлак рулит!

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Да. Вот и я об этом.

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Джесс, не верю, что говорю это,

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но я рад, что ты спрятала уменьшитель.

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Сегодня я узнал, что люди —

придурки только с придурками.

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Минутку.

Ты не притворяешься, что любишь людей,

00:10:23,736 --> 00:10:25,784

чтобы вернуть уменьшитель?

00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:26,721

Я не глупая.

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Нет. Я хочу подружиться с

каждым придурком в городе.

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— Да!

— И я знаю, куда нам пойти дальше.

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Хм-м. Дай угадаю.

00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,807

В «GameGrape»,

00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,052

магазин подержанных игр в молле?

00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,723

Они так злятся на тебя. Но думаю,

сегодня…

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Нет. Лучше. Идём.

00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:44,898

Что? Э… Ладно. Э… Мы… э… О боже.

00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:46,532

ХАЙЛЬ ХИТБАР

00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:52,481

А вообще, знаешь? На сегодня уже хватит.

00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,277

— Мы столько сделали. Думаю…

— Нет уж.

00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,745

Я узнаю, почему они такие злые.

00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:58,950

Уверен, это опять их бывшие жёны.

00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,087

О нет.

00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,139

Есть ножницы? Я переусердствовал.

00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:05,326

Заткнись, Терри. Я обновляю наноботов.

00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:07,167

Они принесут больше информации.

00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,548

А значит, мы не проиграем дебаты.

00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:13,081

Хорошая идея.

Роботы не могут быть слишком умными.

00:11:13,657 --> 00:11:14,407

ПОДГОТОВКА

00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:14,761

ЗАГРУЗКА

00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:15,576

ОБНОВЛЕНИЕ ЗАВЕРШЕНО

00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:24,612

Уверен, это последний раз.

00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:40,301

Алло!

Здесь кто-то есть? Полиция уже в пути!

00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:56,005

Мы знаём всё, что можно,

о каждом жителе города.

00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,717

Чего они хотят, какие у них секреты.

00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,070

Я знаю о них то, чего не знают они.

00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:03,200

Например, Тодд. Его любимый

цвет не красный. А оранжевый.

00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:05,301

Да-да-да. Это неважно. Что с Рут?

00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,646

Чего она боится? У нее есть аллергия?

00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:10,024

— Как её победить?

— Это моё слабое место.

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Старуха отказывается пить воду.

00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:15,367

Конечно!

Старики пьют газировку и не моются.

00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,422

Неважно. О ней надо знать лишь одно —

00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:20,406

она почти экс-глава Ассоциации.

00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:21,658

Нас ничто не остановит.

00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:23,392

Терри.

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Итак. Вы все нас знаете.

00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:33,084

Мы с Корво даём вам то, что вы хотите.

00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,294

Голосуйте за нас — и мы прикроем вас.

00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:38,841

Хотите лежачих полицейских,

как трамплины? Ладно.

00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,383

Подъёмник для лыжников? Я начертил план.

00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:43,346

Приступим сегодня же.

00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:47,184

Два слова.

Интернет. Волокно. В другом порядке.

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Ну, вы поняли.

00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:50,523

У вас будет супербыстрый интернет!

00:12:50,524 --> 00:12:52,561

Знаешь, я сочувствую Рут.

00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:54,515

Она помрёт прямо здесь,

когда мы победим.

00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,127

Мы станем президентами!

00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:59,136

Потрясающе.

Президент Корво. Мистер Корво.

00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:00,687

Стойте.

00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,499

Что это такое?

00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,637

О боже. Нет! Наноботы!

00:13:04,663 --> 00:13:06,555

Я буду говорить!

00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:08,705

Эй-эй! Нет-нет-нет. Не слушайте его.

00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:11,296

Он даже не человек. Он груда роботов.

00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:12,582

Это так.

00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:17,255

Я состою из триллиона

самовоспроизводящихся микророботов.

00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,673

Но я знаю,

00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,594

что всем людям нужен…

00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,136

нужен…

00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:27,018

знак «Стоп» на углу Оак и Главной.

00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:29,516

Все летают там, как гонщики.

00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,566

Это надо прекратить. И я сделаю это.

00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,932

— Нет. Что?

— Нет-нет-нет-нет.

00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,815

Не думаю. На этом всё.

00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:37,128

Дебаты закончились. Пора голосовать.

00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,816

Где ты взял костюм? Сними его.

00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,946

— Он мой.

— Гордон, какого черта?

00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:47,369

Я тоже сначала думал, что

этот нанобот наводит ужас.

00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,999

Как в «Секретных материалах».

Чудовище.

00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,957

Но он пригласил меня на ужин.

00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,038

Всего-то?

00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:57,176

Народ, последнее, что я хочу — это

затягивать выборы в Ассоциацию.

00:13:57,177 --> 00:14:00,090

Но думаю, если вы послушаете, я могу...

00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,179

всё изменить.

00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:03,854

Я приказываю тебе уйти!

00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,449

Выслушаем его!

00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:12,310

Привет. У меня есть пудинг.

00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,891

Кто хочет булку с шоколадом и ванилью?

00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:19,901

Эти парни на взводе.

00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,219

Здесь не обойтись пудингом.

00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,616

Знаю. Нам лучше пойти.

00:14:22,642 --> 00:14:25,101

Ты должна спеть им песню про дружбу.

00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:26,495

Это плохая идея.

00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:29,340

В чем дело?

00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,242

Парни. Думаете, это панк-рок?

00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:32,956

Послушайте песню моей сестры.

00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:40,349

Межрасовая любовь и дружба…

00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,762

Я думала, в целом, люди милые.

00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,129

Но чтобы доказать это,

00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,396

я установила микрочипы

в головы твоих врагов.

00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:53,852

Они добреют при нажатии кнопки.

00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,683

Но я не знала об этих нео-нацистах.

00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:57,939

Так что ничего не выйдет. Мы умрём!

00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,778

Я же сказал, есть плохие люди.

00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:02,152

Ты прав. Некоторые очень плохие.

00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:03,713

Как в фильме «Зелёная комната».

00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:08,611

Дарнелл, твоя косилка сломалась,

00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,538

а двигатель больше не производят?

00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,746

Прошу. 3D-принтер во мне.

00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,042

А малышка Элизабет. Родилась слепой.

00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:18,623

Посмотрим, что можно сделать.

00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:21,203

Пожалуйста.

00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:23,794

Я вижу все запахи и звуки. Потрясающе.

00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,307

Похоже, ваш выбор очевиден.

00:15:26,308 --> 00:15:29,120

Голосуйте на Нанобота —

голосуйте за счастье.

00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:31,802

Он знает, чего вы хотите,

потому что был у вас в моче!

00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,352

Именно. Нанобот всё

время шпионил за вами.

00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,900

Хотите избрать того, кто

побывал у вас в мочевом пузыре?

00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,667

Верно. Я это вижу. Я всё вижу.

00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,942

Это так. Я был в вашей моче.

00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:49,384

Не хотел говорить об этом,

но они вынудили.

00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:53,116

Ковро — мой отец.

Он создал тело из наноботов.

00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,459

Они с Терри запустили меня в воду,

00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:58,456

чтобы прочитать ваши мысли

и подарить вам подарки.

00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,048

Можете избрать этих лжецов.

00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,544

Вы для них не клиенты, а товар.

00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,756

Мы собрали данные ради блага города!

00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:07,713

Иначе как бы мы узнали, что Дэйву

нужен сарай для резиновых кукол?

00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:08,882

Мы построим его!

00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:11,932

Неправда!

Я не пользуюсь резиновыми женщинами.

00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,971

Мне нравится чувствовать, как я

00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,515

прикасаюсь к тёплому

мешку с костями и кровью.

00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,525

Я знаю вас лучше, чем они.

00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:21,841

Бекки закопала свою домработницу

из Гватемалы на заднем дворе.

00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,605

Как вам? Это большой секрет.

00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,529

Простите, что? Ты убила Лупе?

00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,671

Джереми травит жену ради страховки.

00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:30,988

Лесли Донован носит на

уроки спрятанный вибратор.

00:16:31,014 --> 00:16:32,595

Саманта изменяет Майклу с Джоуи.

00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:33,911

Что это значит?

00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:36,492

Филлис купила сумку на

деньги для больного ребёнка.

00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,627

Бобби подкладывает дерьмо в пироги.

00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,080

Это точно разозлит всех.

00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:42,513

— Гари помешан на кактусах.

— Роберт помял машину Лесли.

00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:44,494

Это всё ты! Из-за тебя все дерутся!

00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,537

Иди ты, Терри!

00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,924

— Дай уменьшитель.

— Он в кукольном доме.

00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:51,801

Что?! Ты знаешь, что сейчас

произойдёт из-за тебя?!

00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:52,493

Да.

00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,615

Придётся применить смертоносную силу.

00:16:54,641 --> 00:16:55,928

Я воткну нож тебе в…

00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,113

— Мне это не нравится.

— Я сожалею.

00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:09,482

Это костюм. Не я. Костюм.

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Он на автопилоте.

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Он сам, простите.

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Может, не знаю… будете терпимее?

00:17:18,131 --> 00:17:20,082

Простите, простите, простите.

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Сожалею по поводу глаза.

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— Всё ты, нанобот!

— Я?

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Это вы виноваты. Вас никто не любит.

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Замолчи!

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Ладно. Всё. Остановитесь.

00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,746

Заткнитесь все, наконец.

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Посмотрите на себя. Это ужасно.

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Я живу здесь тридцать лет.

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И никогда такого не видела.

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Хотите, чтобы всё стало, как обычно?

00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:20,605

Тогда не голосуйте за этих

тупых, страшных придурков.

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С меня хватит. К чёрту их.

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Скажи им всё, Рут!

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Ты прав. Я скажу им всё.

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Всё это полная чушь.

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Я просто хочу спокойно жить.

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Голосуйте за меня. Всё,

что могу сказать.

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Рут! Рут! Рут! Рут!

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Но я могу сделать бесплатное электричество

за счет изменения температуры воздуха.

00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:40,071

Это решит проблему потепления.

00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,022

А у меня есть идея создания

библиотеки видеоигр.

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Заткнись и возвращайся в свою бездну.

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Не все пришельцы оттуда.

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Я тебя даже не знаю. Кто ты?

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Я Тайлер. А ты отстой.

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Так и знал, что это Тайлер.

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Я всегда ненавидел тебя!

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Почему это мы из бездны?

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Из нашего дома торчит

космический корабль.

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Иногда, когда в тебе есть силы

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и полно данных о соседях,

можно перегнуть палку.

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Я лишь хотел помочь.

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Но причинил боль тем,

кого больше всего люблю.

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Простите, парни.

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Надеюсь, я еще нравлюсь вам.

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Да. Вы еще нравитесь мне,

мистер Нанобот.

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Но знаете? Меня больше не волнует,

нравлюсь ли я кому-то или нет.

00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:22,131

Думаю, есть глупые люди,

которые не замечают ничего хорошего.

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Ученые должны сплотиться.

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Я горжусь, что сделал

таких хороших наноботов,

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которые пытались захватить район.

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Полезай в мешок. Нас ждёт работа.

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Но я хочу жить в доме, влюбиться,

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создать книгу рецептов.

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А мне надо распределить

тебя по панели навигации.

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Ты должен слушаться меня. Ясно?

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Вернись! Ты не свободен! Черт!

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Они так быстро растут.

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Раз мы проиграли выборы,

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и теперь все стали

закоренелыми расистами,

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нам лучше покрасить

корабль в цвет крыши.

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Я сделаю его еще более блестящим.

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И буду включать подсветку ночью,

чтобы Рут видела его за километр.

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— Но правила…

— Штраф пятьдесят долларов. Ничего.

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Но нас не будут любить.

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— Ты снова дал ему конфет?

— Нет.

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Брось, Терри. Он где-то берёт их.

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Если их даю не я, значит, ты.

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Не знаю. Я бы помнил.

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Что значит «помнил бы»?

Где он их берёт?

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— Я не знаю, ясно?

— Где?

00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,008

— Хватит орать.

— Ору, сколько хочу!

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Не надо было лгать тебе.

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Люди непростые. Но я не думала,

что они настолько сложные,

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что попробуют нас убить.

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Я понял. Ты хочешь, чтобы я был

внимательнее при выборе людей для стены.

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Отныне туда будут попадать

лишь те, кто заслуживает быть…

00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,222

О! Парень в красном!

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Стой, но…

00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,319

У меня есть люди в рубашках

всех остальных цветов.

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Обещаю, я начну со следующего раза.

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Не кричи на меня.

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Э, возможно, он был нацистом.

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Люблю людей, но не люблю туфли.

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Как в них можно попробовать землю?

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Не знаю. Они не пробуют её на вкус.

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Странно, да?

00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:52,000

Эй! Эй! Что происходит? Где мы?

00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:54,160

Что? Что это? Что происходит?

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О боже! Что это за место?

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Стойте. Куда вы?

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Подальше отсюда.

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— Не убивайте меня!

— Показывай карманы.

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Эй, стойте-стойте.

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Я здесь случайно.

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Два инопланетянина

зачем-то уменьшили меня.

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Я обычный парень. Я ничего не сделал.

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Скоро придут тэффи-бандиты.

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А мальчики со жвачкой — ближе к ночи.

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Лучше не видеть их встречу.

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Что за мальчики со жвачкой?

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Они любят жвачку.

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А есть «Правдивая ложь 2»?

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Фильм с Арнольдом Шварценеггером?

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Продолжение есть?

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О, только не выкидывай!

Её можно продать на eBay.

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‐ У неё нестабильная серая дыра внутри.

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‐ Сам ты нестабильная Серая дыра.

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В мусорку не влезет.

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Придётся подбросить ее на свалку Бургер Кинг.

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Не надо, я же могу продать её и купиь шоколадный фонтан.

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Тогда мне больше не придётся пачкать микроволновку,

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а тебе - ругать меня за это.

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Посмотри на Пупу. Я же сказал не давать ей больше конфеты.

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Ему нельзя конфеты - ему от них плохо!

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Я не.. Я больше не даю ему конфеты.

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Ну кто-то же дает!

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Всего разочек!

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Супер, а теперь то что?

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Кооператив опять обновляет правила.

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"Грузовики садовников должны иметь маркировку.

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Запрещено ставить автофургон на подъездной дорожке.

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Все космические корабли, торчащие из домов,

надлежит покрасить в тон дома"

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- Вы это слышите?

- О, нам точно стоит завести дом на колесах.

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По-моему итак отлично. Я не хочу чтобы он сливался с домом.

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Это, черт возьми, моё дело,

это я - чувак с космолётом!

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Черт возьми! Серая дыра, Терри! Серая дыра в доме!

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Если бы у нас был дом на колесах,

это не было бы проблемой.

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Ведь мы бы могли просто жить в фургоне.

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Дурацкий ТСЖ, выделяет нас!

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Терри, по-моему это доказыает,

что нас тут все ненавидят.

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Говори за себя, чувак,

меня наоборот обожают.

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Иначе зачем бы всем уступать мне место,

когда я просто иду по улице.

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- Они нас избегают!

- Они нас любят.

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Я думаю, есть только один способ

узнать, кто прав.

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-Наноботы.

- Купить фургон!

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Нан .. наноботы.

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Планета Шлорп была прекрасной утопией.

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До падения астероида.

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Каждому из сотни взрослых и их

репликантам выдали Пупу

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и отправили скитаться по космосу

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в поисках нового дома в пустующих мирах.

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Мы разбились на Земле -

и без того перенаселенной планете.

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Всё верно.

Я постоянно об этом говорю.

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Я тот, что держит Пупу.

Меня зовут Корво.

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И это - моё шоу. Я только что

уронил Пупу. Вы меня видите?

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Это глупо.

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Я ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.

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Люди - тупые.

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Я не понимаю зачем людям столько разной одежды,

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когда можно носить плотную, простую робу.

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Это же идеальная одежда.

Ботинки и роба. Легко!

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Воу-воу! Я думала, мы больше не уменьшаем детей!

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Это - взрослые.

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Парочка мусорящих на улице,

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дамочка с 15 предметами, которая

стояла в очереди для 12-ти,

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и парень, что произносит

расписание как "рас- песаньэ"

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Это не достойно стены, это ты придурок.

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Да ладно, им понравится.

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Ха-ха, только посмотри на них.

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Кажется, кому-то пора усвоить урок.

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Эй, парнишка!

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Это сигнализация! К счастью для тебя,

я узнал вчера как её хакнуть,

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пока ты тратил время на сон.

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Алекса, выключи сигнализацию.

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"Сигнализация деактивирована"

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Тупая Алекса. Вечно слушает.

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Стой на месте! Я вооружен!

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Огонь на поражение!

Сотри его истирателем костей.

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Дерьмо, теперь он разряжен!

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Раскуси свой зуб с ядом!

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Терри?

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Гордон?

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Стой, ты что, работаешь здесь?

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Ага, чувак, это моя третья работа.

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У меня есть три работы: посчитаем - раз, два, три.

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- Три дрянных работы, понимаешь.

- О, чувак, да это хорошие новости.

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А вы тут так, просто просто забежали поплескаться в бассейне?

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Ага, а еще хотим запустить микро-роботов

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в городское водоснабжение, чтобы узнать, похожи ли люди на нас.

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- Стой, что?

- Не, это не то, что ты думаешь.

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Всё незаметно выпьют воду с нашими наноботами,

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которые соберут все их воспоминания,

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а затем они выйдут с мочой здесь, где мы их и соберем.

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По-моему это звучит очень весело, парни.

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Так, комната с большим бассейном,

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откуда все пьют, находится прям вон там.

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-Идем.

- Откуда ты знаешь этого парня?

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Он продал мне пушку.

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Обязательно надо разбить все комки, а то они могут стать сознательными.

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Эй, чувак, ты уверен, что это сработает?

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Ну, лучше бы сработало, каждый из них стоил мне 24 цента.

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Каждый новый фильм Мортал Комбат лучше последнего.

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Я думаю, им стоит его перезапустить.

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Правда, ты можешь себе представить какие

будут кассовые сборы Боффо?

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Мы забыли проверить наноботов!

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Воу-воу-воу, стойте.

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Как вы можете быть уверены, что выудили всё ?

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Шучу, мне вообще пофиг.

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Я работаю на водоочистительной станции, я не коп.

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О, кстати, у меня тут есть героин.

Не хотите героина, ребят?

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Сработало. Теперь у нас есть вся

мочёная информация на каждого из соседей.

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Теперь люди - всего лишь статистика!

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Группа крови, любимая песня, не сколько процентов они геи

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О! А это показатели нашего с ними сходства.

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Что, черт возьми? Тренту с нашего квартала не нравится,

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что я позволил Пупе сходить по большому на его лужайке?

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Где же еще ему ходить?

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Брук и Даян думают, что я задаю слишком

много вопросов в магазине.

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Я с другой планеты!

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Мне не понятно почему хлеб надо готовить дважды.

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Митчел думает, что я слишком шумный.

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Я знал! Нам тут не рады! Разве нет?

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Это из-за науки?

Я воняю? В чем дело?

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Похоже мы им вообще не нравимся!

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Один вообще ненавидит тебя.

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- Кто?

- Чувак по имени Тайлер.

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Я даже не знаю никого по имени Тайлер.

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Чувство, словно по мне ползают осы.

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- К черту этого Тайлера.

Что я вообще ему такого сделал?

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Мы, мы могли бы вести себя по-другому, Корво.

Мы можем заставить людей принять нас.

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Мне нужно починить этот забытый богом корабль.

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И факт, что мы им не нравимся,

значительно усложняет

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эту и без того трудную задачу.

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Просто внесу ясность: мне не нужна симпатия,

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это просто рабочая необходимость.

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А вот мне нужна!

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Черт возьми, ты не видела мой уменьшающий луч где-нибудь?

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Надеюсь, что он не уменьшился.

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Насколько это было бы иронично.

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- Я его спрятала.

- Отдай!

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Я верну, но сначала хочу доказать тебе, что

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те люди, в основном - хорошие формы жизни.

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В последние пару месяцев, ты помещал

слишком много людей на стену.

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Пора бить по тормозам, мистер.

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Всё, что мне нужно делать - слушаться тебя? Окей. Легко.

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А ты будешь делать всю мою домашку

и стирку всю неделю.

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-Хмм.. дай подумать. Стирка

- не моя сильная сторона.

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Да, черт возьми, где моя пушка,

что заставляет людей делать то, что я хочу?

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Да, это я спрятала все твои пушки.

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Люди в голубых зонах не любят нас настолько,

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насколько должны.

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А вот здесь - зеленая зона,

которая обознает,

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в каких домах выдают больше

всего конфет на Хеллоуин.

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Немного дополнительных усилий и, я думаю,

мы сможем быстро повысить уровень симпатии.

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Готов сделать всё необходимое?

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Ты имеешь ввиду всякие секс-штуки?

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- Да, возможно.

- Тогда да.

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Тогда давай агрессивно заставим

людей полюбить нас.

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Шона, это полная коллекция друзей МакНаггетса.

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А вот и ты. Джереми, твой золотой слиток.

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Можешь засунуть его себе в задницу.

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Карсон, это твой сын.

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Он снова жив. Вот и все, веселитесь.

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Благодарности Корво!

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О, боги! Я чувствую ноги!

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У меня есть ноги!

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Правда их довольно тяжело контроллировать.

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Нет, нет, нет, нет, нет!

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Нет никаких пробок! Вы приедете рано.

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Продолжайте движение.

Добро пожаловать.

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- Всем добро пожаловать.

- Вы приедете вовремя!

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Вы приедете вовремя!

Никаких пробок сегодня.

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Терри и Корво.

- Всё верно, Терри, этого хватит.

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Пора идти.

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Нет, нет, нет, нет, нет!

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Я не хочу говорить

с Мистером Дач, он мудак.

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Он всегда есть ланч в одиночестве в своём офисе.

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Давай узнаем почему!

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Эй, проваливайте отсюда.

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У меня есть лишняя порция

пуддинга сегодня, Мистер Дач.

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Я подумала, вам бы хотелось.

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Мне не нужен чертов пуддинг. Я

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Моя бывшая жена раньше собирала мне ланч.

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С тех пор, как мы разошлись,

я делаю это сам.

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Извините, что был мудаком в этом году.

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Я.. Мне пришлось через

многое пройти.

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С каждым случается, Мистер Дач.

Вы там держитесь.

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Спасибо, Джесси.

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И знаете что? Вы оба можете не бежать

километровку на следующей неделе.

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Я просто скажу, что вы

пробежали за 6 минут.

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Видишь, мы были милы к нему,

и теперь

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нам не нужно делать километровку.

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Это правда.

Вот как это работает.

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Ага, может это и сработало со старым, одиноким

учителем физ-ры, но

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Как насчет тех серферов на Форс Бич?

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Я их ненавижу. Они всегда отвратительно

со мной обращаются.

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Что-то мне подсказывает, что сегодня

может быть немного иначе. Подмигиваю.

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О боги, боги, боги! Ты видишь это, Терри?

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Работает! Мы одурачили их и теперь стали друзьями!

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Такое приятное чувство,

я чувствую себя полноценным.

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Мы популярны!

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Солнечные Противоположности вернутся

сразу после нескольких..

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..нескольких следующих объявлений.

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А теперь обратно к

Солнечным Противоположностям.

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А если бы перешел на платный Hulu,

тогда бы не было коммерческого перерыва,

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который не имеет большого смысла

и возможно довольно неприятен.

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Все для тебя, Мистер Богач.

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Фил, у меня тут есть фартук

с твоим именем на нем.

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Тут есть лазерная гравировка прямо

в середине, видишь?

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Как твой мирный развод, Энджи?

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Фил, попробуй картофельный салат:

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твои желудочные соки растворят его,

а потом ты выделишь его через пару дней.

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Смотри, это лучший город, где

я когда-либо жил,

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а я из космоса.

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Я ведь должен узнать хороший город, когда увижу,

ведь я и на луне был.

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Оу, хэй. Не прячья от меня там, Делвин.

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Я хочу послушать про дантиста.

Покажи мне эти челюсти!

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Ты и Корво стали здесь довольно

популярны, Тер.

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Ага, некоторые люди так и притягвают

к себе других, как мне кажется.

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В них есть что-то.

Что-то вроде харизмы.

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Действие харизмы продолжается.

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Ребята, вам пора баллотироваться

в председатели ТСЖ.

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Рут, пожилая леди, управляет сейчас?

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Было бы круто, если бы

эта сучка свалила.

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Один странный парень с хвостиком

только что сказал мне, что

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если мы будем баллотироваться в

председатели ТСЖ, то выиграем!

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Терри, ты знаешь, что это значит?

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Мы сможем парковать фургон на

подъездной дорожке.

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Мы можем ввести здесь

собственные правила.

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И никаких больше " покрасить корабль".

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Никаких " не стройте гиганские дыры

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посреди дороги, чтобы ловить детей".

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Я мог бы сделать что-то крутое в

стиле Диснеевского "Открытого чека",

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типа построить водную горку, что

уходит под землю прямо из окна,

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а ты сможешь смотреть встроенную диораму

с динозаврами, которую мы построим тут.

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и это, о боги, это будет круто!

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Все будут обязаны любить нас, по уставу ТСЖ.

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Что значит, что им будет нравиться, как я выкапываю трупы

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на кладбище и устраиваю им трах.

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И единственный, кто может вмешаться -

старушка - председательница Рут.

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- Рут.

- Рут.

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Рууут!

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Терри, нет. Давай просто пошпионим.

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Я не понимаю. Она сидит в своей качалке

уже семь часов.

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- Не выглядит особо сложно.

- Это называется выносливостью. Она выпендривается.

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Я нервничаю. Она реальный претендент,

Корво. Они никогда не проигрывают!

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Мальчики, хотите печенек с арахисовым маслом?

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Да она нас запугивает!

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Не поможете мне достать одеяло с верхней полки?

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Да ей миллион лет, чувак,

она скорее всего знает всё.

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Как нам с этим соперничать?

Нам нужен возраст!

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Я могу обновить наноботов,

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сделать их больше, чтобы они

могли собрать больше информации.

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Тебя сместят, сучка.

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Извини за разборки , Юмюлак.

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Я думаю, что мы были так зациклены на

высмеивании твоих сосков,

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потому что наш дружок ДжейТи

прищемил мондо шреддером

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и отстойнейшим образом застрял.

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Я абсолютно понимаю.

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Видишь? Они пытались скрыть собственные

комплексы из-за сосков.

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Я бы сделал тоже самое,

если бы прищемил мондо.

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Почему мы такие милые? Я хочу убить

это мелкое синее..

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Юмюлак рулит!

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О чем и речь!

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Джесси, поверить не могу, что говорю это,

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но я даже рад, что ты спрятала

мой уменьшающий луч,

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потому что сегодня я узнал, что люди ведут

себя как придурки, когда ты сам придурок.

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Секундочку, ты ведь не притворяешься,

что любишь людей,

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только чтобы получить свой луч обратно?

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Я не чмо.

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Нет, я действительно хочу подружиться с

каждым придурком в городе.

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- Да!

- И знаю прекрасное место, куда пойти дальше.

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-Хмм.. Дай угадаю.

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Ребята, которые работают в ГеймГрейп,

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в магазине б\у игр в ТЦ?

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Они всегда такие грубияны, но

может быть сегодня...

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Неа, намного лучше.

Идём!

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Что ? А, окей.

Подожди!

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На самом деле, знаешь что?

Достаточно на сегодня!

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- Ты достаточно вырос и я думаю..

- Ни за что.

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Я должен узнать почему эти парни

такие ужасные.

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Уверен, что это опять что-то про

развод и одинокие завтраки.

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О, черт.

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- Эй, у нас есть ножницы?

У меня немного заняты руки.

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Заткнись, Терри.

Я обновляю наноботов.

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Продвинуты ноноботы дадут нам

больше информации,

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а больше информации, значит больше

шансов выиграть дебаты.

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Прекрасная идея. Ведь всё всегда идет по плану,

когда ты делаешь роботов слишом умными.

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- Что ж, уверен, что это последний.

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Привет? Если здесь кто-то есть, то

полиция уже в пути.

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Мы знаем всё, что можно узнать

о каждом в городе.

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Чего они хотят, какие у них секреты.

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Я знаю даже то, чего они сами

о себе не знают.

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Тод,д например. Его любимый цвет

не красный, а оранжевый.

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Да,да,да,да. Кому не плевать,

кому есть дело? Так что с Рут?

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Чего она боится?

Может у неё есть аллергии?

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- Что её возьмет?

- А это моё слепое пятно.

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Эта старая иссохшая карга

отказывается пить воду.

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Конечно! Старики пьют только Колу

и никогда не моются.

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Не важно. Единственное, что нужно

о ней узнать это,

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когда она планирует оставить

пост главы ТСЖ.

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Ничто нас не остановит!

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Терри!

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Окей, слушайте, вы все нас знаете.

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Я и Корво, мы даем вам то, чего вы хотите.

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Если вы за нас проголосуете,

мы вас обеспечим.

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Захотите огромных лежащий полицейских

запускающих машину

00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,818

в воздух как в "Придурках из

Хезарда"? Пожалуйста.

00:12:38,818 --> 00:12:41,368

Хотите подъемник?

Я уже набросал план.

00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:43,328

Мы можем приступить к делу уже сегодня.

00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:47,158

Два слова: Интернет. Волокно. Не в том порядке.

00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:48,118

А вы понимаете!

00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:50,498

У вас всех будет сверхскоростной интернет!

00:12:50,498 --> 00:12:52,538

Знаешь что?

Мне немного обидно за Рут.

00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,378

Уверен, она умрет прям в этом кресле,

когда мы выиграем.

00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,088

Я поверить не могу, что мы

станем председателями.

00:12:56,088 --> 00:12:59,088

Это восхитительно.

Председатель Корво. Мистер Корво.

00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,678

Стой.

00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,388

Что за черт?

00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,508

О, боги, нет, наноботы!

00:13:04,508 --> 00:13:06,478

Я должен говорить.

00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:08,688

Не слушайте этого парня.

00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,268

Он даже не парень, а просто кучка роботов.

00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,558

Это правда.

00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:17,238

Я состою из триллионов микроскопических,

само-реплицирующихся роботов,

00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,648

но я знаю

00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:21,568

что все люди требуют

00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,118

требуют

00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:26,998

стоп-знака на углу Оак и Мейн.

00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,498

Люди проезжают там, как будто

это стритрейсинг.

00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:31,538

Это должно закончиться и я

могу это сделать.

00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:32,918

- Нет. Что?

- Нет, нет, нет, нет, нет.

00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:34,798

Я так не думаю, останавливаем отсчет.

00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:37,128

Дебаты уже окончены.

Сейчас время голосования.

00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,798

Откуда у тебя этот гостюм?

Снимай.

00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,928

- Это мой костюм.

- Гордон, что за черт?

00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:47,348

Я сначала тоже подумал, что этот

Чувак-Нанобот был чем-то типа

00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,978

страшных типов их Секретных

Материалов, типа монстром.

00:13:49,978 --> 00:13:51,938

Но потом, он сводил меня

на ужин с о стейками.

00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:52,978

И это всё, что требуется?

00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:57,148

Народ, последнее, чего бы мне хотелось

это продливать эти скучные выборы ТСЖ,

00:13:57,148 --> 00:14:00,068

но я думаю, что если вы послушаете

минутку, я бы смог

00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,988

повлиять на ваши голоса.

00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,868

Я приказываю тебе покинуть это место!

00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,198

Давайте его послушаем!

00:14:10,078 --> 00:14:12,288

Эй, чуваки, у меня тут есть пуддинг!

00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:14,878

Кто-то хочет ванильно-шоколадный свирл?

00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,878

Слушай, эти чуваки реально глубоко ранены.

00:14:19,878 --> 00:14:21,298

Возможно потребуется больше

одной порции пуддинга.

00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:22,678

Я знаю, нам ведь правда

лучше сейчас уйти,да?

00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,678

Тебе стоит спеть им свою песенку о дружбе!

00:14:24,678 --> 00:14:26,428

Не знаю, хорошая ли это идея

00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:29,388

Какого черта?

00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:31,228

Эй, парни, если вы думаете, что панк рулит,

00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,938

зацените, что споет моя сестра.

00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:40,238

Межрасовая дружба и любовь

00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,738

Слушай, я реально думаю,

что в основном люди хорошие,

00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:49,118

но чтобы доказать это тебе сегодня,

00:14:49,118 --> 00:14:51,368

я установила микрочипы в головы

твоих врагов,

00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,828

которые делали их милыми,

когда я жала на кнопкую

00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:55,668

Но я не знала об этих нео-нацистах,

00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,918

так что это не сработает и ,

я думаю, мы умрем.

00:14:57,918 --> 00:14:59,748

А я говорил тебе, что

некоторые люди - плохие.

00:14:59,748 --> 00:15:02,128

Ты прав! Некоторые действительно

очень и очень плохие!

00:15:02,128 --> 00:15:03,678

Это прям как Зеленая комната в кино.

00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,598

Дарнел, твоя газонокосилка сломалась,

00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:10,348

а они больше не выпускают моторы, верно?

00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:14,728

На, держи, распечатано на 3Д !

00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:17,018

И маленькая Элизабет, рожденная слепой.

00:15:17,018 --> 00:15:18,608

Посмотрим, что с этим можно сделать.

00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,188

Держи!

00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,778

Я могу видеть все запахи и звуки!

Это удивительно!

00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:26,278

Кажется, ваш выбор очевиден:

00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:29,198

голос за Нанобота - голос за счастье.

00:15:29,198 --> 00:15:31,788

Единственная причина, по которой он знает

чего вы хотите - он был в вашей моче.

00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:35,328

Правда, Нанобот шпионил

за вами всё это время.

00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:37,828

Вы правда хотите голосовать чувака,

что был у вас в штанах

00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:39,248

или где-то еще?

00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:41,588

Это правда! Я вижу это!

Я вижу всё!

00:15:43,378 --> 00:15:45,928

Это правда, я был в вашей моче.

00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,548

Я не хотел это обсуждать,

но они заставили меня.

00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:53,098

Корво - мой отец, это он

построил наноботов для моего тела.

00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:55,438

Именно он и Терри поместили меня в воду,

00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:58,438

так что они могли читать ваши

мысли и дарить подарки.

00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:00,018

Можете не можете избрать этих лжецов.

00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:02,528

Вы не их клиент,

вы их продукт.

00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,738

Мы собирали данные

для блага сообщества!

00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,568

Как еще нам было узнать, что

Дейву нужны новый сарай

00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:07,698

для его новых секс-кукол?

00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:09,028

Мы можем дать ему этот сарай!

00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:11,908

Это не правда! У меня есть секс

с живыми людьми!

00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:13,948

Мне нравится чувство, когда

ты прижимаешься к

00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:16,498

теплому человеку из плоти и

крови, который дает согласие.

00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:18,498

Я знаю вас лучше этих парней.

00:16:18,498 --> 00:16:21,748

Я знаю, что Бекки закопала своего гватемальского

домоуправителя на заднем дворе.

00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,588

Как насчет этого?

Это огромный секрет.

00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,508

Прости, что?

Ты убила Люпи?

00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:27,838

Джереми травит жену ради страховки.

00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:31,178

Лесли Донован преподает в классе,

используя спрятанный вибратор.

00:16:31,178 --> 00:16:32,508

Саманта изменяет Майклу с Джоуи!

00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:33,888

Какого черта?

00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:36,518

Филлис потратила все деньги для

детских лекарств от рака на сумочку.

00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,598

Бобби пронёс дерьмо в пирог в кафе.

00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,268

Все должны быть в бешенстве от этого.

00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:42,608

- У Гэри фетиш на кактусы.

- Роберт поцарапал машину Лесли.

00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:44,568

Это все твоя вина.

Ты заставилвсех драться!

00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,358

Черт возьми, Терри!

00:16:47,108 --> 00:16:48,908

- Отдай мне уменьшающий луч.

- Он в кукольном домике!

00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,818

Что? Ты понимаешь, что сейчас произойдет

00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:52,278

из-за того, что ты сделала?

00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,618

Придется воспользоваться

против них смертельным оружием.

00:16:54,618 --> 00:16:56,618

Я проткну тебя своим ножом ..

00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,918

♪Играет Вальс Синего Дуная♪

00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:07,088

- Мне не нравится это делать!

- Я же извинилась!

00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:09,468

Это костюм, не я.

00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:11,388

Костюм на автопилоте.

00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,968

Он просто делает это, извини.

00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:18,098

Может, я не знаю, будете

толерантны в следующий раз.

00:17:18,098 --> 00:17:20,058

Простите. Простите. Простите.

00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:21,728

Простите за глаз.

00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,688

Чертов Нанобот!

00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,778

Это всё твоя вина! Ты никому не нравишься!

00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:29,528

Забери обратно!

00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,978

Окей, хватит. Все - прекратите.

00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,608

Заткнитесь все , черт возьми!

00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,318

Посмотрите на себя.

Это же позор.

00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,908

Я живут тут уже 30 лет

00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:14,618

и ни разу не было никакого научного дерьма.

00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:16,618

Вы хотите, чтобы всё было

как нормально и регулярно.

00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:20,578

Не голосуйте за этих, тупых

альфа-подобных ублюдков.

00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,578

С меня хватит. Нахер этих парней.

00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:23,628

Скажи им, Рут!

00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:25,538

Ты права, черт возьми! Я скажу им.

00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,128

Это тупое дерьмо.

00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:29,168

Я хочу жить в покое, черт возьми.

00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:31,508

Голосуйте за меня, это всё ,

что я скажу.

00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,138

Рут! Рут! Рут!

00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:34,848

Но я могу производить

бесплатное электричество

00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,928

используя температурные изменения воздуха!

00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:40,058

Это спасет от глобального

потепления! Ну же!

00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:43,098

А у меня есть крутые идеи насчет библиотеки

видеоигр, которой мы все могли бы пользоваться!

00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,648

Заткнись и вали домой в Абиз!

00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:47,648

Не все инопланетяне с Абиз!

00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,228

Я тебя даже не знаю, ты кто?

00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,488

Я - Тайлер! И я думаю, что ты чмо.

00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:53,068

Я знал! Я знал, что это Тайлер!

00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:54,868

Да пошел ты! Я всегда тебя ненавидел!

00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,238

Почему мы вообще должны быть из Абиз?

00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,698

У нас космический корабль торчит из крыши.

00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,498

Думаю порой, когда ты получаешь сознание

00:19:01,498 --> 00:19:03,458

и ты переполнен информацией о своих соседях,

00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,828

ты можешь перемудрить.

00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:06,458

Я всего лишь пытался помочь,

00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,708

а закончил, навредив тем, кто я люблю.

00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,128

Правда, ребят, мне очень жаль.

00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,758

Надеюсь, я вам все еще нравлюсь

после всего этого.

00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:14,218

Да, ты мне все еще нравишься,

Мистер Нанобот.

00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:15,928

Но знаешь, что?

Я начинаю думать, что

00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:18,048

мне стоит перестать беспокоиться

о том, кому я нравлюсь.

00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:20,468

Я думаю, что некоторые люди -

невольные фанатики,

00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,138

которые не понимают, что перед ними

что-то хорошее, когда видят это.

00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:24,308

Мы, люди науки, должны

держаться друг друга.

00:19:24,308 --> 00:19:26,808

Честно говоря, я горжусь, что

сделал таких хороших наноботов,

00:19:26,808 --> 00:19:28,398

что они пытались прибрать

к рукам весь район.

00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:30,728

А теперь все вы, обратно в мешок:

нам пора поработать над кораблем.

00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,688

Но я хочу жить в доме и любить,

00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,068

и составить книгу рецептов.

00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:36,868

Что ж. Мне нужно распылить

вас на панель навигации.

00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,698

Вы ведь должны слушаться, верно?

00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:39,948

Вернись!

00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:41,538

Ты не можешь просто

так освободиться! Черт!

00:19:41,538 --> 00:19:42,908

Они так быстро растут.

00:19:42,908 --> 00:19:44,658

Что ж, раз уж мы проиграли выборы

00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:46,918

и все теперь высоко-концептуальные расисты,

00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,338

По-моему это значит, что придется

покрасить корабль в тон крыши.

00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,628

Я сделаю его еще более

серебряным, чем раньше.

00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:55,128

Я буду зажигать его по ночам так,

чтобы Рут за километр видела.

00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,928

- Но правила..

- 50 долларов штрафа. Схаваю.

00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,218

Ага, но потом мы перестанем нравиться людям

00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:02,678

- Ты снова дал ему конфеты?

- Нет!

00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,268

Черт возьми, Терри!

Он же откуда-то их берет

00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,308

и если не от меня, значит от тебя!

00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,108

Да не знаю я, чувак.

Я бы запомнил, если бы давал, но

00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,058

Что ты имеешь ввиду под " я бы запомнил"?

00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,438

Если он берет их не у тебя, то

откуда тогда?

00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:11,568

- Я не знаю, ладно?

- Откуда?

00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:12,978

- Хватит на меня кричать!

- Я буду кричать на тебя столько, сколько захочу.

00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,648

Не стоило тебе лгать.

00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,868

Люди - сложные, но я не знала,

что настолько,

00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,328

что попытаются нас убить.

00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:22,328

После сегодняшего, я могу

сказать, что тебе важно,

00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:24,078

кого и почему я помещаю на стену.

00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:27,538

Так что с этого момента, я буду следить ,

что каждым там - заслуживает своего места.

00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:29,208

О, парень в красной рубашке.

00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:33,298

- Стой, но..

- Смотри, у меня есть люди в рубашках всех цветов.

00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,218

Обещаю, мы воспользуемся надлежащей

правовой процедурой на следующем.

00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,178

Не ори на меня.

00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,968

Да, он скорее всего был нацистом.

00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,598

Мне нравятся люди, но я ненавижу ботинки.

00:20:42,598 --> 00:20:44,888

Как же нам тогда пробовать землю?

00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,848

Я не знаю, они сами свою

землю не чувсвуют.

00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:48,598

Пфф. Странно, верно?

00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,898

Эй, что тут происходить? Где мы?

00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,068

Что это? Что это!?

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Что за чертовщина происходит?

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Боже, что это за место?

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Стой, почему, куда ты уходишь?

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Куда угодно отсюда!

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- Не бей, не бей, не бей!

- Выверни карманы.

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Эй, стой, стой, эй.

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Я не отсюда!

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Двое иноплнетян уменьшили меня без причины.

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Я просто обычный парень.

Я не никому ничего не сделал.

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Еще больше бандитов Таффи

скоро тут появятся,

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и парни со жвачкой

выдвинутся на юг ночью.

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Не хотелось бы быть где-то

подлизости, когда они встретятся.

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Они называются "парни со жвачкой"?

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Они любят жвачку.

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Они что, сняли "Правдивая Ложь -2 "

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Фильм с Арнольдом Шварцнегером.

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А сиквел будет?

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Oh, don't throw that out.

I can sell that on eBay.

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- It has an unstable gray hole inside.

- You're an unstable gray hole.

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- Nice.

- It's too big for the trash.

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I'm gonna dump it behind the Burger King.

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Don't, no, I can sell it

and then buy a chocolate fountain

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so I can stop making

a mess in the microwave

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and you won't have

to yell at me anymore!

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Look at the Pupa. I told you

to stop giving the Pupa candy.

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He can't eat candy, it gets him sick!

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I didn't--I don't give him

candy anymore.

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Well, he's getting it from someone!

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God, one time.

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Oh great, now what.

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The homeowners association

is updating the rules again.

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"Gardeners need to have marked trucks.

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"No RV parking in the driveway.

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All spaceships sticking out of houses

need to be painted to match the trim."

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- Are you hearing this?

- Ooh, we should totally get an RV.

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It looks fine the way it is.

I don't want it to blend into the house.

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It's my whole thing,

I'm the spaceship guy!

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Damn it! There's a gray hole, Terry!

A gray hole in the house!

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If we had an RV, that probably

wouldn't even be a big deal.

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'Cause we could just live in an RV.

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Stupid HOA, singling us out.

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You know, Terry, this proves that

everyone in the neighborhood hates us.

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Oh, speak for yourself, man.

I am extremely likable.

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I mean, why do you think

everybody gives me more room

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when I'm walking down the street?

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- They're avoiding us!

- They love us.

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I think there's only one way

to find out who's right.

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- Nanobots.

- Buy an RV.

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Nan--Nanobots.

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Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants

were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes

on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us

on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,

I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.

My name's Korvo.

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This is--this is my show.

I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

People are stupid.

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I don't understand why people

have so many outfit choices

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when you could just wear

a thick, coarse robe.

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It's the perfect garment.

Boots and a robe. Easy.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you

weren't shrinking kids down anymore?

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These are adults.

I got a couple litterbugs,

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a lady who had 15 items

in the 12-item lane,

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and a guy who pronounces schedule

like "shed-jewel."

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That's not wall worthy,

that's you being a jerk.

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Relax, they love it.

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Ha ha ha, look at 'em.

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Seems like somebody needs

to learn a lesson.

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Hey, little guy!

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That's the alarm! Lucky for you, I've

been teaching myself to hack at night

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while you've been wasting

your time sleeping.

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Alexa, turn off alarm.

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Alarm deactivated.

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- Stupid Alexa. Always listening.

- Hold it right there! I'm armed!

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Lethal force!

Zap him with the bone zapper.

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- Crap, now it's out of charge!

- Bite down on your poison teeth!

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Terry?

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Gordon?

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Wait, you-you work here?

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Yup, yeah, man, it's my third job.

I got three jobs, one, two, three.

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- Got the three banger jobs, you know.

- Oh, man, well, that's good news.

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You guys just here to jump in

and splash around the water pools?

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Yeah, duh, but we also want

to dump microscopic robots

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in the town water supply so we can

find out if people like us.

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- Wait, what?

- No, it's not what you think.

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Everyone will unknowingly drink water

contaminated with our nanobots,

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which will harvest all their memories,

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and then they'll pee them out

and they'll end up back here.

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I think that sounds like

a lot of fun, guys.

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Hey, the room with

the big pool of water

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that everyone drinks from

is right over here.

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- Come on.

- How do you, uh, know this guy?

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He sold me a gun.

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Be sure to break up the clumps

or they might become sentient.

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Hey, man, are you sure

this is gonna work?

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Well, it better, each one

of these nanobot cost me 24 cents.

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Each Mortal Kombat movie is better

than the last.

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I mean, they should reboot them.

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Honestly, can you imagine how boffo

the box office would be?

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We forgot to check the nanobots!

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Oww!

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Yah!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it.

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How can you be sure you're gonna get

all of those things out of there?

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I'm just kidding, I don't care.

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I work at the water treatment plant,

I'm not a cop.

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Oh, hey, by the way, I got some heroin.

You guys wanna do heroin?

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It worked. We have pee-data

on everyone in the neighborhood!

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I can finally reduce people to statistics!

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Blood type, what their favorite song is,

what percentage gay they are--

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Ooh! This is how much people like us!

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What the hell? Trent from

around the block doesn't like

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that I let Pupa go number two on his lawn?

Where the heck is he supposed to go?

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Brooke and Diane both think I ask

too many questions at the grocery store.

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I'm from outer space!

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It's not clear to me why you have

to cook bread twice.

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Mitchell thinks I'm too loud!

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I knew it! We're unlikable, aren't we?

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Is it the sci-fi stuff?

Do I smell bad? What is it?

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Looks like people just generally

don't like us! One guy hates you.

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- Who?

- This, uh--some dude Tyler.

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I don't even know anyone named Tyler.

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Ugh, it feels like I'm covered in bees!

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Fuck this Tyler guy.

What did I ever do to him?

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We-we-we can act different, Korvo.

I mean, we can make people like us.

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I need to repair this godforsaken ship.

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And if people don't like us,

that will make that job

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so much harder in so many ways.

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I don't need to be liked,

it's strictly a work necessity.

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Well, I need to be liked!

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Dang it, have you seen

my shrink ray anywhere?

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I'm hoping it didn't shrink.

How ironic would that be.

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- I hid it.

- Give it back!

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I will, but first I want to prove to you

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that humans are mostly

basically good life forms.

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For the last couple months, you've been

putting way too many people in the wall.

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You need to pump the brakes, mister.

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All I have to do is follow you around?

Fine. Easy.

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And you have to do all my homework

and laundry for a week.

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Hmmm... let me think.

Uh, laundry's not my strong suit.

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Um, dang it, did you hide my gun

that makes people do what I want?

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Yeah, I hid all your guns.

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All the blue areas are pockets

where people don't like us

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as much as they should.

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And over here in this green area,

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that marks which houses give out

the biggest candy bars on Halloween.

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With a little extra effort,

I think we can up our likability fast.

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- Are you ready to do what it takes?

- You mean sex stuff?

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- It's possible. Yeah.

- Then yes.

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Then let's aggressively

make people like us!

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Shauna, the complete

McNugget buddy collection.

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- Here you go.

- Jeremiah, here's a gold bar.

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- You can put it up your butt.

- Carson, it's your son.

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He's alive again. There you go. Have fun.

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- Courtesy of Korvo!

- Oh my god, I can feel my legs!

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I have legs!

These are kind of hard to control.

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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No traffic, no traffic! You're all gonna

be early. Keep moving. You're welcome.

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- Everybody's welcome.

- You're getting there early!

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You're getting there early!

No traffic today.

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- Terry and Korvo.

- All right, Terry, that's enough.

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L-L-let's go.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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I don't wanna talk

to Mr. Dutch, he's a dick.

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He always eats lunch

alone in his office.

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Let's find out why, shall we?

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Hey! Get outta here.

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I had an extra pudding cup today,

Mr. Dutch.

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I thought you might want it.

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I don't want any stupid pudding. I--

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My ex-wife used to pack my lunch.

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Ever since we separated,

I've been doing it on my own.

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I'm sorry if I've been

kind of a dick this year.

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I've--I've been going through a lot.

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Everyone has shit to deal with,

Mr. Dutch. You hang in there.

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Thank you, Jesse.

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You know what? Neither of you need to run

the mile in next week's fitness test.

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I'll just say you both got six minutes.

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See? We were nice

to someone who was mean,

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and now we don't have

to run the mile.

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That's true.

That's how it panned out.

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Yeah, that might work on a sad,

old, lonely gym teacher, but--

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What about those mean surfer guys

at Fourth Beach?

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Ugh, I hate them.

They're always mean to me.

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Something tells me that today

might be a little different. Wink.

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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Are you seeing this, Terry?

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It's working! We're tricking people

into being our friends!

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Ah, this feels so good, I feel so whole!

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We're popular!

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Solar Opposites will be right back

after these set of--

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this set of

subsequent advertisements.

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And now, back to Solar Opposites.

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Unless you spring for expensive Hulu,

then there was no commercial break

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and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense

and is probably quite jarring.

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Good for you, Mr. Moneybags.

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Phil, I've got a brat

with your name on it.

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It's laser engraved

right there in the middle, see?

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How's that amicable divorce, A-A-Angie?

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Phil,

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your stomach acid will break it down,

and then you'll poop it out in a few days.

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Look, this is the best town

I've ever lived in, and I'm from space.

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I should know a good town when I see one

'cause I've been to the moon.

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Oh, oh, hey, hey. Don't hide

from me over there, Delvin.

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I wanna hear about that dental thing.

Show me those chompers!

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You and Korvo have gotten

pretty popular around here, Ter.

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Yeah, some people are just

natural unifiers, I guess.

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We have the juice. It's like a little

charisma thing. Charisma action going on.

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You guys should run

for the president of the HOA.

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Ruth, the old lady who runs it now?

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We would be so happy

to see that bitch go.

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Some weird guy

with a ponytail just told me

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that if we ran for president

of the HOA, we'd win!

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Oh my, Terry,

do you know what that means?

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- We could park an RV in the driveway.

- We could make all the rules around here.

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No more "paint the ship."

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No more "don't build a giant hole

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in the middle of the road

to capture children in."

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I-I-I could do some crazy

Disney's Blank Check style stuff,

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like build a water slide that goes down

under the ground with a window

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and you can see the dinosaur diorama

we built down there

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and, oh my god,

it would be so awesome.

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Everyone would have

to like us, by HOA law.

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Which means they would have

to like me digging up dead bodies

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at the cemetery and fucking them.

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And the only person who can get in

the way is the old lady president. Ruth.

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- Ruth.

- Ruth.

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Ruuuuth.

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Terry, no. Let's just go spy.

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I don't get it, she's been sitting

on her porch for seven hours.

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Doesn't seem that tough.

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It's called stamina. She's flexing.

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I'm freaking out. She's the incumbent,

Korvo. They never lose!

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You boys want

some peanut butter cookies?

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Oh, she's threatening us!

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Can you help me get

a blanket down from my shelf?

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She's a million years old, man,

she probably knows everything.

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How do we compete with that?

We need an edge!

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I can update the nanobots,

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make them bigger

so they can gather more information.

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You're going down, bitch.

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Sorry about the razzing, Yumyulack.

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I guess, like, we were so focused

on nicknaming and mocking your nipples

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because our buddy JT got

mondo chomped shredding the nar

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and had to have

his totes bummer jammed.

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I totally understand.

00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:04,395

See? They were projecting

their own insecurities onto your nipples.

00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,356

I would have done the same thing

if you'd been mondo chomped.

00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:10,610

Ugh, why are we being nice?

I want to kill this little blue--

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- Yumyulack rules!

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,364

Jesse, I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but I'm actually glad

you hid my shrink ray,

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because today I learned that people are

only jerks when you're a jerk to them.

00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,748

Wait a minute, you're not just

pretending to like humans

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so you get the shrink ray back, right?

I'm no schmuck.

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No way, I genuinely want to make friends

with every jerk in town.

00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,922

- Yes!

- And I know the perfect place to go next!

00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,174

Hmm, let me guess.

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The guys who work at GameGrape,

the used game store in the mall.

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They're always so mean to you,

but I think today--

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No, way better. Come on!

00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:44,935

What? Um, okay, uh,

wait, ooh, uh, oh boy--

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A-actually, you know what?

We've done enough for today!

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- You've grown so much and I think--

- No way.

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I need to find out

why these guys are so mean.

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I bet it's the ex-wife

lonely lunch thing again.

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Oh man.

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Hey, do we have any scissors?

I'm in a little over my head here.

00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,164

Shut the fuck up, Terry.

I'm upgrading the nanobots.

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Smarter nanobots means more information,

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and more information means

there's no way we lose the debate.

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Such a good idea. Nothing ever goes

wrong when you make robots too smart!

00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,475

Well, I'm sure that's the last

I'll see of that.

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Hello? If anyone is in here,

the police are on their way--Ohh!

00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,910

Oh, oh, ow!

00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,965

We know everything there is to know

about everyone in town.

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What they want, what their secrets are.

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I know things about people

they don't even know about themselves.

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Like Todd? His favorite color isn't red.

It's orange.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares,

who cares. What about Ruth?

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What is she afraid of?

Does she have any allergies?

00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,979

- What is gonna take her down?

- That's my one blind spot.

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That old withered bag refuses

to drink water.

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Of course! Old people only drink Coke

and they never shower.

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It doesn't matter. The only thing

we have to know about her is that

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she's about to be the ex head of the HOA.

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Nothing can stop us!

Ha ha ha ha, Terry, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Okay, look, you all know us.

Me and Korvo, we give you what you want.

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If you vote for us, we've got you covered.

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You want big speed bumps

that launch your car

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in the air like Dukes of Hazzard? Done.

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You want a ski-lift?

I already crayoned up the plans.

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We can break ground today.

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Internet. Fiber.

Not in that order.

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You're getting it!

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You're all gonna have

super-fast interneeeet!

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You know what?

I kinda feel bad for Ruth.

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I bet she dies right

in that chair when we win.

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I can't believe we're going

to be presidents.

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This is amazing.

President Korvo. Mister Korvo.

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Wait.

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Wait, what the hell is that?

00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,492

Oh my god, no, the nanobots!

00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,452

I must speak.

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Hey, hey, no, no, no.

Don't listen to this guy.

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He isn't even really a guy,

he's just a-a pile of robots.

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It's true. I am composed of a trillion

microscopic, self-replicating robots,

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but I know-

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that all humans require--

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require--

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a stop sign

at the corner of Oak and Main.

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People speed through there

like they're street racing.

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It's got to stop,

and I can make it happen.

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- No. What?

- No, no, no, no, no.

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I-I-I don't think so, stop the clock.

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We already had the debate.

Everyone has to vote right now.

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Where did you get that suit?

Take it off.

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- Uh, it's my suit.

- Gordon, what the hell?

00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,368

I too thought at first that this

Nanobot Man was some kind of frightening

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X-Files type, you know,

monster creature.

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But then, he took me

to a nice steak dinner.

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That's all it takes?

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Folks, last thing I want to do is drag

this boring HOA election out any longer,

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but I think if you listen

for a moment, I could--

00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,966

whoa, flip your vote.

00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,843

I-I command you to leave this place!

00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,177

Let's hear him out!

00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:14,854

Hey, guys, we got pudding over here!

Anybody want chocolate-vanilla swirl?

00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,277

Man, these guys are real wound up.

This might take more than a pudding cup.

00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,653

I know, we should probably

just go, right?

00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,655

You're gonna have to sing them

your friendship song!

00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,407

I don't know if that's a good idea--

00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,451

What the fuck?

00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,205

Hey, guys, if you think that's punk rock,

wait till you hear my sister's song.

00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,045

♪ Interracial love friendship--♪

00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,046

Ah!

00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,091

- Ah!

- Ohh! Ah!

00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,971

Look, I do think humans are generally

nice, but to prove that point to you today

00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,348

I installed microchips

in all of your enemies' heads

00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,809

that made them nice

when I clicked this button.

00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,644

But I didn't know about these neo-Nazis,

00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,897

so it's not gonna work

and I think we're gonna die.

00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,732

Ah, I told you some people are bad!

00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,109

You're right! Some people

are really, really bad!

00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,652

This is just like the movie Green Room!

00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,365

Darnell, your lawnmower broke,

00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,326

and they don't make

the gear anymore, am I right?

00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,705

- There you go, 3

- D printed on the spot.

00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,584

And little Elizabeth, born blind.

Let's see what we can do about that.

00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,128

There you go.

00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,756

I can see all the smells

and sounds! It's amazing!

00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,178

a vote for Nanobot Man

is a vote for happiness.

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The only reason he knows what you want

is because he's been inside your pee.

00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,309

That's right, Nanobot Man has been spying

on you this whole time.

00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,811

Do you really want to elect a man

who's been inside your balls

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or, or the other stuff?

00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,565

It's true, I can see it!

I can see everything!

00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,192

Hah!

00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,737

It's true, I have been in all your pee.

00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,531

I didn't want to bring this up,

but they've forced my hand.

00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,952

Korvo is my dad,

and he built my nanobot bodies.

00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,412

And he and Terry put me in the water

00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,415

so they could read your minds

and give you presents.

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You can't elect these two liars.

00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,503

You're not their customer,

you are their product.

00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,713

We harvest the data

for the good of the community!

00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,548

How else would we know

that Dave needs a new shed

00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,549

for all his sex dolls?

00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,009

We can give him that shed!

00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,887

That's not true! I have sex

with living, human beings!

00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,931

I love the feeling

of being pressed up against--

00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,475

a warm bag of bones

and blood that can give consent.

00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,352

I know you better than these guys.

00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,938

I know that Becky buried her

Guatemalan housekeeper in the back yard.

00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,732

How 'bout that?

That's a big secret right there.

00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,484

I'm sorry, what? You killed Lupe!

00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,820

Uh, uh, Jeremy's poisoning

his wife for insurance.

00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,739

Uh, Lesley Donovan teaches class

while wearing a hidden vibrator.

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,783

Samantha is cheating on Michael with Joey!

00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,284

What the fuck?

00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,495

Phyllis spent all her kid's

cancer medicine money on a purse.

00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,539

Bobby snuck shit in a pie

at the pie place.

00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,249

Everyone should be mad

about that.

00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,584

- Gary has a cactus fetish.

- Robert keyed Leslie's car.

00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,545

This is all your fault.

You're making everyone fight!

00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,504

Fuck you, Terry!

00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,547

Ow!

00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,841

- Give me the shrink ray back!

- It's in my dollhouse!

00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,510

What? You know what's going to happen

right now because you did that?

00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,511

Yeah.

00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596

Now I have to take these guys out

with lethal force!

00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,598

I'm going to stick

my knife up your--Ahh!

00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,067

- I don't like doing this!

- I said I was sorry!

00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:11,363

It's the suit, not me, it's the suit.

The suit's on auto pilot.

00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,950

It just does this, sorry.

00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,078

Maybe, uh, I don't know,

maybe be tolerant next time.

00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,790

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry about that eye.

00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,377

Ugh!

00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,670

- Damn you, nanobots!

- Me?

00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,506

- This is all your fault! Nobody likes you!

- Take that back!

00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196

Ah!

00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,707

Ah! Ahhh!

00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,586

Okay, stop! Everyone stop.

Everyone just shut the fuck up.

00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,255

Look at yourselves. T-this is fucked.

00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,593

I've been living here for 30 years

and we never had any sci-fi bullshit.

00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,595

You want things normal and regular.

00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,557

Don't vote for these

stupid ugly ALF-lookin' motherfuckers.

00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,602

- I've had enough. Fuck these guys.

- You tell 'em, Ruth!

00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,106

You're goddamn right I'll tell 'em.

It's fucking bullshit.

00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,485

I just want to fucking live in peace.

Vote for me, that's all I got to say.

00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,112

Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Ruth!

00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,822

But I can make free electricity

00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,824

by harnessing the temperature change

in the air!

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,035

It solves global warming! Come on!

00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,080

A-and I have big ideas for

a video game library that we can all use!

00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,624

Shut up and go back to your home

in the Abyss!

00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:49,211

Not all aliens are from the Abyss!

I don't even know you, who are you?

00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,048

- I'm Tyler, and I think you suck.

- I knew it! I knew that was Tyler!

00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,301

- Fuck you! I've always hated you!

- Why would we even be from the Abyss?

00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,679

We have a spaceship sticking

out of the top of our house.

00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,473

I guess sometimes

when you gain sentience

00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,810

and you're full of data about

a neighborhood, you can overreach.

00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,436

I was just trying to help,

00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,689

and I ended up hurting

the people I love the most.

00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,733

I'm sorry, guys. Truly.

I hope you still like me after all this.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,944

Yes, I still like you, Mr. Nanobots.

00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,904

But you know what?

I'm starting to think

00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,990

I have to stop worrying

about who likes me.

00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,450

I guess some humans

are unevolved bigots

00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,119

who don't know a good thing

when they see one.

00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,288

Us sci-fi folks need to stick together.

00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,790

To be honest, I'm proud

that I made such good nanobots

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,208

that they tried

to take over the neighborhood.

00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,711

back in the bag.

We've got work to do on the ship.

00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,797

But I want to live in a house and

fall in love and build a recipe folder.

00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,800

Well, tough. I need to spray you

on a navigation panel.

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,677

You know you have to listen to me, right?

00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,928

Get back here!

00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,890

- You can't just be free! Damn it!

- Man, they grow up so fast.

00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,558

Well, since we lost the election

00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,894

and everyone's all crazy

high-concept racist now,

00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,313

I guess that means we better paint

the ship to match the roof, huh?

00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,607

I'll be painting it

even more silver than before.

00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,110

I'm going to light it up at night

so Ruth can see it from a mile away.

00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,905

- But the rules--

- It's a $50 fine. I'll eat it.

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,698

Yeah, but then people won't like us--

00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,659

- Did you give him candy again?

- No!

00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,994

Damn it, Terry! He's getting it

from somewhere

00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,330

and if he's not getting it from me,

he has to be getting it from you!

00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,998

I don't know, man.

I-I would remember if I did, but--

00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,082

What do you mean you would remember?

00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,626

If he's not getting it from you,

where is he getting it?

00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,627

- I don't know okay!

- Where?

00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,670

- Stop yelling at me!

- I'll yell at you as much as I want.

00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,631

I shouldn't have lied to you.

00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,842

Humans are complicated, but I

didn't think they were so complicated

00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,302

that they would try to kill us.

00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,304

After today,

I can tellit's important to you

00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,805

that I be careful who I put in the wall.

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,517

So from now on, I'll make sure that

everyone in the wall deserves to be--

00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,186

Ooh, a guy in a red shirt!

00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,980

- Wait, but--

- Look, I had people in shirts

00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,273

of all the other colors.

00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,152

I promise we'll use due process

on the next one. Don't yell at me.

00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,946

Eh, he was probably a Nazi.

00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,449

I like humans, but I hate shoes.

00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,868

Like, how are we supposed

to taste the ground?

00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,828

I don't know, they don't flavor

their ground either.

00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,580

Pff! Weird, right?

00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,665

Oh!

00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,875

Hey, hey. What's going on here?

Where are we?

00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,043

W-what is this? What is this?

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,253

What the hell is happening?

00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,427

Oh my god. What is this place?

00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,016

- Wait, why--w--where are you going?

- Anywhere but here!

00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,536

- D-don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

- Empty your pockets.

00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,372

- Ugh!

- Hey wait, wait, wait, hey.

00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,623

I don't belong here!

00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,293

Two little aliens just shrank me down

for no reason.

00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,461

I'm just a regular guy.

I didn't do anything to anybody.

00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,881

More Taffy bandits will be arriving soon,

and the gum boys move south at night.

00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,883

We don't want to be anywhere near here

when they meet.

00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,011

Why are they called gum boys?

00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,512

They love gum.

00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,564

Did they make a True Lies 2?

00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,859

The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Is there a sequel to that?

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ПРОДАНО

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УСТРОЙСТВА ДЛЯ КОНТРОЛЯ НАД МОЗГОМ

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{\an8}СУВЕНИРЫ

ВОДООТЧИСТНЫЕ СООРУЖЕНИЯ (И МУЗЕЙ МОЧИ)

00:02:32,464 --> 00:02:36,426

МУЗЕЙ МОЧИ

00:02:44,577 --> 00:02:48,373

ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ЦЕНТР ДОСУГА

СЕГОДНЯ: ВЫБОРЫ ТСЖ, ЗАВТРА: ПОКАЗ МОД

00:06:11,391 --> 00:06:12,267

ТОРГОВЫЙ ЦЕНТР ГРЕТХЕН-ДАРТ

00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,791

ХАЙЛЬ БУХЛЕР

00:11:13,609 --> 00:11:14,401

ПОДГОТОВКА ОБНОВЛЕНИЯ

00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:15,444

ЗАГРУЗКА - ЗАВЕРШЕНИЕ

00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:16,695

{\an8}СУВЕНИРЫ

ВОДООТЧИСТНЫЕ СООРУЖЕНИЯ (И МУЗЕЙ МОЧИ)

00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:28,916

{\an8}ЛУЧШИЙ КИКЕР ГОДА

00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:27,933

ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ЦЕНТР ДОСУГА

СЕГОДНЯ: ВЫБОРЫ ТСЖ, ЗАВТРА: ПОКАЗ МОД

00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:39,953

ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ЦЕНТР ДОСУГА

СЕГОДНЯ: ВЫБОРЫ ТСЖ, ЗАВТРА: ПОКАЗ МОД

00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:14,315

БУРГЕРЫ У ЛОЛО

00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:03,823

ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ПУСТОШИ

00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:24,511

ПРОСТИ МЕНЯ, ГОСПОДИ