Квантовое кольцо
Описание
Корво устраивает вечер тако, но другие обитатели дома это мероприятие игнорируют. Им интереснее пойти на день рождения к соседскому мальчику, чтобы посмотреть на фокусников. Теперь Корво сам решает стать фокусником. Он впечатляет своим фокусом своих домашних и решает выходить на новый, более серьёзный уровень. Он отправляется в Лас-Вегас, чтобы прыгнуть сквозь чёрную дыру. Домашние пытаются спасти Корво, так как считают, что его хотят убить другие иллюзионисты. На деле всё это был розыгрыш, устроенный самим Корво, чтобы его домашние пришли на его тако-вечеринку. В чёрную же дыру он сбросил своего клона. Тем временем в террариуме Юмьюлака начинается постапокалипсис. Уменьшенные люди вынуждены выживать и сражаться за еду и лекарства. Юмьюлак не кормит своих подопытных, а Джесси из жалости подкидывает людям только сладости.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,464 ♪ mariachi band music playing ♪
- 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪
- 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,761 God dammit. They're not coming. Again.
- 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,140 Computer, turn off the mariachi <i>simulación</i>.
- 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,019 I should hope that you're all going out to get more Miller L-l-l-lights
- 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,562 for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.
- 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,148 Oh wait, that was tonight? Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.
- 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:26,151 It's always on Tuesdays, and you've missed the last <i>tres.</i>
- 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,111 We know you're just trying to trick us into hanging out with you.
- 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,613 No! I'm trying to trick you into learning about ship repair.
- 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,868 How many times do we have to ghost on you before you stop with the taco thing?
- 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,536 - Oh, you're coming. - Nuh-uh.
- 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,163 Oh, you're gonna come so hard you're gonna beg me to stop.
- 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,080 Yeah, you wish.
- 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,874 We're going to Conner Miller's birthday party.
- 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,376 His mom is rich, and his dad's trying to be a novelist,
- 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,669 so I bet they get in a big fight.
- 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,879 There's gonna be a magician.
- 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,299 It'll be my first autograph in my awesome Magician Autograph Journal!
- 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,300 Magic is stupid.
- 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,969 Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain how he's doing his tricks.
- 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,096 Please don't come. You know, I don't think you'd like it.
- 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,765 It has nothing to do with chores or yelling.
- 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,060 Um, Korvo, you don't really do well in a social setting.
- 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,394 It's kinda like your thing.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,354 Hm, your reverse psychology has worked, Terry.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,107 Nothing will stop me from joining you at this child's birthday party.
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,151 - Ahh! - Yay, Korvo!
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,740 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,201 What a waste of paper.
- 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,953 The only good ceremony involving children is the Jewish one
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,205 where they cut off the penis.
- 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,998 Am I right? [children laughing]
- 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,374 Slow down!
- 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:31,341 - Just a slow-down ray. No big deal. - Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
- 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,134 [scoffs] On the nose much?
- 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,470 - Magic! Magic! -[children gasp]
- 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,430 Rabbit was hidden under the table. Dumb.
- 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,682 Fake thumb.
- 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,851 Foam ball in the armpit.
- 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,105 Mouth full of flags. This is so stupid, anyone could do this.
- 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,106 I could do this.
- 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,817 [cheering]
- 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,568 I could do this.
- 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,072 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.</i>
- 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,532 <i>Until the asteroid hit.</i>
- 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,202 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa</i>
- 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,246 <i>and escaped into, uh, the space,</i>
- 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,249 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
- 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,252 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
- 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,003 <i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
- 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,047 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
- 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,299 <i>This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?</i>
- 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,634 [stammers] <i>This is ridiculous.</i>
- 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:18,388 <i>I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid.</i>
- 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,848 <i>They're always talking about how they love their family,</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,141 <i>but they're never making their family gigantic.</i>
- 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,017 <i>They're all normal sized.</i>
- 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,477 <i>If you like something, you should be trying to make it gigantic.</i>
- 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:29,023 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,487 All right, be sure to share.
- 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:38,324 Make sure the lower levels get Reese's and don't hog the Skittles.
- 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,742 Yumyulack, I'm heading out.
- 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,119 I like to get to school early
- 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,163 so I can watch the teachers drink in the parking lot.
- 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,291 Oh hold on. I just want to put my latest victim, I mean specimen, in there too.
- 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,542 Wait, I know her.
- 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,336 Is that the lady who puts her dog's poop in the mailbox?
- 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,007 Ugh, I wish. It's just the waitress from the Benihana over by the strip club.
- 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,050 Why is she going in the wall? I thought she was a nice one.
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,468 I said I didn't want shrimp!
- 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,221 If I was allergic, I could have died! Is that what you want?
- 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,558 Of course not. I wish everything lived forever. You know that.
- 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,893 [Cherie yells]
- 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,103 -[rumbling] -[Cherie grunts]
- 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:10,064 Oh my god. Where the fuck am I?
- 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,275 Welcome, citizen.
- 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,986 - Hey, hey, get away from me-- - Ahh!
- 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,988 Whatever you got in your pockets is ours!
- 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,781 Wallet, gum, key metal--
- 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,783 She's got Tums! Ow!
- 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,163 We could do this the easy way or the toothpick way.
- 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,081 - Your choice. - This isn't over.
- 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,001 Everyone runs out of fancy toothpicks at some point.
- 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,505 Come with me if you want to live.
- 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,507 - That's from <i>Predator.</i> - It's from the <i>Terminator.</i>
- 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,801 Oh, crap, really? <i>'</i> Cause I've been saying that for weeks.
- 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,970 - Are you sure? - I've seen that movie a hundred times.
- 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,223 We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.
- 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,142 COMPUTER: <i>What's up, Korvo? Do you want to resume, um,</i>
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,604 <i>correcting any inaccuracies in the cross-galactic navigation matrix?</i>
- 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,980 No, I don't have time to relax.
- 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,316 Today we need to find out how I can be a magician.
- 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,651 <i>Isn't magic... lame?</i>
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,071 If magic is lame, then why do you have a quarter in your hologram?
- 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,823 <i>What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.</i>
- 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,285 Exactly. Okay, I need to be the best magician I can as fast as possible.
- 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,496 <i>Is this some sort of emotional arc?</i>
- 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:10,041 A magician never reveals his motivations. Let's get started.
- 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,501 <i>-Calculating wonder.</i> -[bell dings]
- 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,545 <i>Done. I'll teach in the form of Earth's greatest illusionists.</i>
- 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:19,926 <i>Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery, the pickup artist from</i> The Game.
- 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,596 <i>I can escape anything and neg anyone. You're not as hot as your friend.</i>
- 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,056 <i>Which part is Copperfield?</i>
- 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,308 COMPUTER: <i>The other two personalities ate him.</i>
- 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,269 Can I please just get a regular tutorial?
- 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,062 <i>-Fine. Processing.</i> -[bell dings]
- 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,982 <i>It seems like you should combine simple tricks with what you're already great at.</i>
- 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,233 - Cooking salmon? <i>-Ugh.</i>
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,403 Computer, lower impatience expression by 25 percent.
- 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,822 <i>You should incorporate advanced technology into your act.</i>
- 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,782 Combine alien technology with sleight of hand,
- 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,659 a show like that would blow people's minds!
- 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,036 Especially if we served salmon at intermission.
- 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,079 [grunts]
- 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,498 The Duke says you're late on our Skittle tax.
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,792 All I could find was a Junior Mint.
- 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,253 - Keep walking, don't get involved. - What the hell is this place?
- 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,381 This whole world is a prison created by alien kids.
- 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,050 It's made up of a system of connected terrariums.
- 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,719 Those guys are enforcers.
- 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,972 They're part of a martial police formed by the ruler of the wall.
- 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,850 - I'm guessing that's The Duke? - It's pretty complicated.
- 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,977 Is he like The Duke of New York from <i>Escape from New York?</i>
- 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,729 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, it's exactly like that.
- 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,315 Oh, I forgot about that movie. Yeah. It's exactly the same.
- 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,151 Jesse, the girl alien, gives us candy and little gifts.
- 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,111 And then The Duke hoards and distributes that,
- 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,113 and that's just, you know, that's how he keeps control.
- 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,866 - Yeah, you got it. - Why is this rope so minty?
- 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,995 Because it's floss. We use what we have! My pants are from a Polly Pocket.
- 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,956 Go ahead, pick a card.
- 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,877 I will now turn these cards into 56 different extinct animals.
- 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,338 [screeching, growling]
- 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,631 I believe this... is your card.
- 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,383 [gasps and cheers]
- 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:46,012 Korvo, that was amazing! When did you become a magician?
- 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,598 I've been secretly learning so you guys would love me!
- 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,557 Well, it worked!
- 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,976 We should go out for pizza and talk about how great you are.
- 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,519 - Hm, no. -[all gasp]
- 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,521 You know, I thought I learned magic to get your attention,
- 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,023 but that's just not enough anymore.
- 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,067 You're all too provincial and lame for me now.
- 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,402 You're intoxicated with fame off one performance?
- 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,320 Yes.
- 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,781 But we're not like even, like, a little provincial.
- 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,324 Where's he getting this bullshit?
- 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,867 Now that I'm better than you, I'm going to become
- 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,535 the greatest magician of all time,
- 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,913 and you will collectively be portrayed as the first wife
- 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,664 who didn't believe in me in my biopic.
- 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,083 I always stop the movie at that point,
- 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,542 so I assume it goes great for the protagonist
- 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,378 after he cuts ties with his friends and family.
- 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,505 Enjoy being left behind!
- 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,800 This is just like the time when I married Ansel Elgort.
- 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,718 The little scamp. He's lucky he got away.
- 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,888 I loved him so much. Ugh, why can't I call him?
- 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:32,058 COMPUTER: <i>I got you a meeting with the biggest magician talent scout</i>
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,184 <i>in the world.</i>
- 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:36,729 <i>Ha! She lives in a one-bedroom apartment above the Wendy's by the train tracks.</i>
- 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,816 I'm not ready, I-I don't have a wand o-or an assistant--
- 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,275 [women screaming]
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,902 I really only needed one of each.
- 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,363 <i>How about your next trick is not complaining for once?</i>
- 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,490 Fuck you, computer. Words can hurt.
- 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,784 [grunts]
- 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,285 This is the marketplace.
- 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,371 If there's something you need, you can barter for it here.
- 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,414 What do people trade with?
- 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,166 Well, mostly whatever they had in their pockets when they got shrunk.
- 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,669 If you had cargo shorts on, you're basically rich.
- 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,381 Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers live like kings in here.
- 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,007 You know, your hair is pretty valuable.
- 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,385 We could probably trade those bangs in for some Mikes,
- 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,679 maybe even an Ike if they're in season.
- 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,390 [chomps, moans]
- 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,516 TIM: Enrique? Don't eat that.
- 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,685 - You know it gives you the sugar shakes. - Sugar shakes?
- 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,937 Yeah, we don't know the word for diabetes.
- 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,147 It's diabetes.
- 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,149 Oh yeah. S--I'm sorry. I'm losing my mind.
- 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,817 I haven't had a vegetable in months.
- 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,527 Dad, come on, just a sip.
- 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,571 Did you find any insulin? Down at the drop zone?
- 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,240 Sorry, man. Everyone who came in only had breath mints and Chapsticks.
- 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,325 Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,161 Look, we're gonna make it work. I promise.
- 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,413 - Your dad is gonna be okay. -[groans]
- 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,623 If this man is diabetic, why does he keep eating chocolate?
- 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,500 Well, the only food they give us is candy.
- 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:43,171 Sometimes they'll drop in an apple or a cocktail onion, but it's very rare.
- 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,548 We have to figure out how to barter for insulin from The Duke.
- 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,008 - He can get anything in here. -[chomps]
- 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,926 Man, he is really going to town.
- 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,888 -[groans] - Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!
- 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:56,142 If you thought I was any old magician, I hate to burst your balloon.
- 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,730 [coughs, clears throat]
- 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,856 End of trick.
- 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,652 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,114 ♪
- 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:13,701 ♪
- 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,704 The real magic was in you the whole time. Now, now clap.
- 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,458 - Pass. - What? W-why?
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,044 You're less "abra cadabra" and more "average cadaver."
- 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,795 You got no personality, kid.
- 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,049 I-I-I could try to build a device that steals other people's charisma
- 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,134 and then inject it into my body like chemotherapy.
- 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:34,180 You're a sad blue creep with no hair. It's not gonna happen.
- 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,307 You're a sad blue creep! [Korvo crying]
- 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:39,852 - What are you, crying? - I-I'm not crying, you're crying!
- 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,900 ♪ angelic music playing ♪
- 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,444 CHERIE: Well, this is creepy.
- 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,905 Yeah, this level is run by the Bowinian church.
- 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,074 It's the religion that worships Jesse,
- 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,284 the girl alien who gives us food and medicine.
- 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,327 She's the one with the bow--
- 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,163 yeah, oh, hey now, that's why they call it the "Bowinian Church."
- 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,749 - Okay, I just got that. - There's already a whole religion?
- 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,584 How long have you people been in here?
- 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,295 Time moves differently in the wall. It changes a man.
- 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,757 - Wait, the aliens can control time? - No, no. It's more like a metaphor.
- 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,885 Just, look, we eat a lot of candy, and that makes everything weird.
- 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,263 Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.
- 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,557 Think of it like Vegas. Okay, could you just go with it?
- 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,141 Okay, geez. It tracks.
- 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,811 I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.
- 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,565 Our insulin is derived from the mold we grow on old Twizzlers.
- 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,149 We only have enough for the flock.
- 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,150 That's bullshit!
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,945 You're afraid The Duke will be pissed if he thinks you're competing with him!
- 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,238 We should just take it.
- 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,574 I'll pray for your father.
- 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,825 I knew they wouldn't help us.
- 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,785 - Religion's such bullshit. - Wait!
- 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:38,995 - Take this. - What is it?
- 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,249 It's a Slim Jim. It's barely two snaps long, but it's gotta be worth something.
- 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,167 Use it to trade for what you seek.
- 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,212 Oh, I-I shouldn't be here. May the bow be with you.
- 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,882 Protein is like gold in here. But is this enough for The Duke?
- 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,385 No, but I know what we can trade it for.
- 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,515 Tricks aren't enough, I have to be likable? That's impossible!
- 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,350 I wish I'd never learned magic!
- 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,435 [squeaks]
- 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,438 - Ta-dah! - Yo! Check it out: trash magic!
- 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,648 And the bouquet that turns into doves!
- 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,525 That then turn into pterodactyls!
- 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,446 Ta-dah!
- 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:18,034 I-I usually only post breastfeeding reaction videos, but this is sick.
- 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,535 <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,663 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,206 [laughing] <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,250 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,085 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,420 <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:30,838 [ta-dah continues]
- 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,301 [audience cheering]
- 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,094 Okay, this is so amazing, I can't believe it.
- 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,930 Our next guest is, he's so great, he's so great,
- 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,851 please welcome "The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man!"
- 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,853 [audience applauding]
- 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,939 I wanted to be on <i>Kimmel</i>.
- 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,694 ♪
- 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,155 ♪
- 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,659 ANNOUNCER: <i>Tomorrow night, the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud</i>
- 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:04,205 <i>to present The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man!</i>
- 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,334 <i>Featuring the most dangerous trick anyone has ever attempted:</i>
- 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,420 <i>leaping through a black hole!</i>
- 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:17,259 <i>How will he survive the gravimetric forces as they rip his atomic structure asunder?</i>
- 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,222 We're going to Vegas tomorrow to see Korvo do tricks!
- 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,684 I'll finally see the city of sin! Yay, sin!
- 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,811 I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!
- 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,312 And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!
- 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,106 Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.
- 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,941 - Or he! -[doorbell rings]
- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,858 Greetings.
- 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:36,278 I am world renowned magician Wilkins Micawber.
- 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,406 I'm as famous as a magician can get,
- 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,493 think the third Hemsworth brother, as are my mysterious compatriots.
- 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,955 We are here to parlay with The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.
- 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,082 - Where hence ye? - He's practicing his act upstairs.
- 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,834 Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.
- 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,586 I thought I smelled the stench of lesser magicians.
- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,756 Listen, listen, listen. You can't do this black hole trick.
- 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,552 - It's too amazing! - If you survive, our careers die.
- 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,220 I do what I want, leave me alone!
- 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,266 [gasps] I didn't get their autographs!
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,102 The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man left us no choice.
- 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,896 Now I know murder is frowned upon by magic law,
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,483 but I love weed and prostitutes. So I need that money.
- 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,529 We'll make sure this is his grand finale. Of life.
- 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,865 [evil laughter]
- 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,703 Oh, now I'll never get their autographs. And they're gonna kill Korvo!
- 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,955 Pretty convenient I came out here.
- 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,500 What is your deal today, Pupa?
- 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,715 Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim like this unless you mean business.
- 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,550 We need your <i>Playboy</i>. We know you have it.
- 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:43,679 Have you lost your mind? It's the <i>Girls of the Pac 10.</i>
- 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,849 That would cost at least, uh, 20 snaps per Pac.
- 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,642 -[Enrique moans] - Come on, man!
- 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,895 Hey, I'm sorry, but I can't make the trade.
- 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,356 It's one of the only pieces of reading material that made it in here.
- 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,858 Plus titties, you know.
- 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,527 Sorry, dude, but I need that <i>Playboy</i>!
- 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,987 - Pedro! What the hell? - I got it.
- 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,030 -[vendor moans] - Go!
- 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,157 Help! I'm being robbed!
- 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,534 [shouting]
- 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,288 Ahh!
- 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:11,749 Ahh!
- 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,796 Benihana, bitch.
- 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,343 TED JOHNSON: Mr. Korvo, could you explain exactly
- 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,385 what we're looking at here?
- 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,889 It's a Quantum Ring, a black hole I built out of pieces from my space cruiser.
- 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,974 You kind of have to know a lot about physics to understand--
- 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,018 - Looks like a Stargate. - What's a Stargate?
- 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,229 TED: It's what this is, and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.
- 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,398 Then today I will be Kurt Russell, by diving through the black hole.
- 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,401 If I hit it at just the right angle, I should pass through unharmed.
- 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,905 If I'm even a millimeter off, I die and maybe time implodes,
- 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:43,948 I'm not sure about that last part.
- 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:48,035 So either it's a great show or I no longer have to pay my alimony.
- 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,079 I hate that woman.
- 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,541 This is Ted Johnson, reporting from backstage at a magic show.
- 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,084 Yeah, definitely a Stargate.
- 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,544 Oh, oh, oh--
- 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,880 Korvo, you're in trouble! A-and we came to warn you!
- 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,298 But you stopped to get t-shirts.
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,384 It was in case we got separated in the crowd!
- 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,345 Magicians are gonna kill you before you do your big trick!
- 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,305 Oh, hm, I see what this is.
- 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,516 You got jealous and now you want to be part of my show.
- 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,726 You all had your chance to show me you appreciated me
- 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,770 by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,
- 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,939 but instead I had to throw all the tacos away.
- 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,400 - Remember that? From earlier? - No, that was like a million years ago.
- 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,776 You can't still be mad at that.
- 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,654 Security, I don't know these people. Get them out of here!
- 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,406 They're gonna do a murder on you!
- 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,199 I don't need you! This is my arc!
- 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,702 -[groans] - Wow, what did you do?
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,037 I don't know, I kicked him in that thing people have.
- 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,039 We gotta split up and find those magic murderers.
- 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,000 [audience applauding]
- 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,835 KORVO: And where did all those cards go?
- 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,214 I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised during your first bowel movement tomorrow.
- 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,383 ALL: Oh. [cheering]
- 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,386 And now, ladies and gentlemen, my final trick of the night!
- 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:52,808 I will be the first magician in history to jump through a black hole!
- 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,059 [panting]
- 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,145 [gasps] There they are!
- 00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,608 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,944 [panting]
- 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,657 Uhh--
- 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,245 Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack, you just cut those guys' throats.
- 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,457 You just ended two human lives. That’s crazy.
- 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,043 But you were doing it to save Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.
- 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,586 Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.
- 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,006 ♪
- 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,345 [screaming]
- 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,681 -[woman screams] - Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!
- 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:38,687 No!
- 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,483 No!
- 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,577 Welcome to my humble abode.
- 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,663 I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.
- 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,415 The main vein. The big boy. The top puppy.
- 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,627 My guards tell me you're interested in a swap of some kind?
- 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,547 [whistles] <i>Girls of the Pac 10!</i>
- 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,093 - What can I trade you for? - We need insulin. My dad is dying.
- 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,595 I'd be crazy not to take that deal.
- 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,764 Hey, get some sugar shots for my friends here!
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,557 Thank you so much!
- 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,852 Oh, I heard about the riot you caused on level two.
- 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:23,148 You know, it spread to three levels? I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.
- 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,025 A lot of lives lost for that stunt.
- 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,361 It's not easy keeping the peace in a place like this.
- 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,697 Even if we weren't the prisoners of two alien children,
- 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,992 it would be hard being this close to each other all the time.
- 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,787 - It's a daily struggle. - Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.
- 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:40,749 - My dad is dying. - Oh kid, I'm not a monster.
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,378 Of course your dad can have his insulin. Our job is to survive.
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,009 - You didn't have to do that! - Get them out of here.
- 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,302 It's starting to smell like low wall.
- 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:58,058 Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!
- 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,143 [eagle screeches]
- 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:03,522 Today, we give Korvo back to the great all tree,
- 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,150 in the traditional way as he would have wanted:
- 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,403 ripped apart by noble birds.
- 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,073 ♪ mystical flute playing ♪
- 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,408 What can I say about Korvo?
- 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,703 Korvo was easily the least popular person in the house
- 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:21,582 and he smelled like whole milk, but we're still gonna miss him.
- 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 I'm sorry, I-I didn't want to do it right here.
- 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,462 I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.
- 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,089 Korvo was mean, and being mean is tight.
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,467 That was beautiful.
- 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,470 [cawing]
- 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,598 - You only got one bird? - Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.
- 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:43,062 ♪ Playing <i>Time Of Your Life</i> ♪
- 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,565 TERRY: Man, I just wish we had gone to one of these stupid parties
- 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,858 when Korvo was alive, you know.
- 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,943 We could've told him how boring this was to his face.
- 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,112 Yeah, even though it was clear that he just wanted to trick us
- 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,031 into listening to boring ship repair stuff,
- 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,657 it would have been nice to have him around.
- 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,285 That's why, in his honor, I have brought down his manuals,
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,496 and we are gonna read about the work he did on the ship
- 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,997 and start doing it ourselves.
- 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,374 - For Korvo. - I guess we have to do that now.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,793 - Ta-daaaa! -[all gasp]
- 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,045 [grunts] You have to stop kicking there.
- 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,214 You're alive! Oh, Korvo, y-you're alive! You're--
- 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,510 Alive like a fox! And you all fell for it! I <i>Now You See Me'd</i> you!!
- 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,804 <i>Now You See Me?</i> The movie? With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.
- 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,138 It taught me two important things.
- 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,183 One: the best part of any magic trick is spending a ton of time and money
- 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,392 setting up an elaborate lie.
- 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,353 - And the other: family. - Family?
- 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,855 KORVO: <i>It all happened when I ditched you guys for Vegas...</i>
- 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,190 WOODY HARRELSON (on TV): <i>Yeah, you know, we were just</i>
- 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,984 <i>four lonely magicians. And then presto.</i>
- 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,694 <i>Now we're abraca-family.</i>
- 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,489 KORVO: <i>I realized I'd gone too far and I needed you guys.</i>
- 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,367 <i>We're not just a space team, we're also a family team.</i>
- 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,161 <i>Which is why I had to hire those magicians to pretend to kill me!</i>
- 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,579 <i>They're all out-of-work actors.</i>
- 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873 JESSE: <i>Don't say that! I love those magicians!</i>
- 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,334 KORVO: <i>That's because in the middle of the night, I planted false memories</i>
- 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627 <i>of them in all of your heads!</i>
- 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,212 Terry, we killed two of those guys.
- 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,672 I-I'm sure that was just part of the trick.
- 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,423 But wait, how did you fake your death?
- 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,259 After I was finished with <i>Now You See Me 2,</i>
- 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,678 I read the novelization of <i>The Prestige.</i>
- 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,430 <i>The Korvo you saw die was a clone. A really good one too.</i>
- 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,268 <i>He thought he was me, and I made sure he could feel pain and-and all that stuff.</i>
- 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,229 And it worked! You all totally thought I was dead and came to my party!
- 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,814 Good trick, right?
- 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,860 - Oh yeah. - Amazing.
- 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:17,406 Korvo, that was the best trick ever! Was anyone else doing a trick?
- 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:24,621 The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day? Who even are you?
- 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,290 - Ta-da! - Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!
- 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,667 Best day of tricks ever!
- 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,003 ALL:
- 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,005 Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!
- 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,383 - Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! - All right, enough!
- 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,219 Now, there are 78 parts of the lavatic reactor.
- 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,514 The first is the Pahoehoe funnel. It has 72 shunts.
- 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,268 Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed--
- 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,769 Well, this sucks.
- 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,856 Enrique, I'm so sorry, I don't know how this happened.
- 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,568 You saved me, Tim. But I don't know how I'll go on without my boy.
- 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,405 I-I-I just don't know. Do you go to heaven if you die small?
- 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,949 [crying] He died small!
- 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,287 It doesn't have to be this way.
- 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,414 Pedro didn't have to die.
- 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,544 - I have to fix this place. - How can one person change the world?
- 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,798 By tearing it down.
- 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,799 YUMYULACK: Come on! Come on, hippo.
- 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,967 - Eat, eat! - JESSE: Come on, eat it, hippo
- 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,010 Fuck you, Jesse.
- 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,929 - I love this game. - Hippos!
- 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,933 ♪
- 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,766 [imitating laser fire]
- 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:06,994 ПОГОВОРИМ О РЕМОНТЕ КОРАБЛЯ И ПОЕДИМ ТАКО
- 00:00:09,305 --> 00:00:11,806 Черт. Они не придут. Опять.
- 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:14,137 Компьютер, выключить симуляцию мариачи.
- 00:00:15,773 --> 00:00:19,065 Надеюсь, вы все идёте за пивом. Лёгкое
- 00:00:19,066 --> 00:00:20,604 для вторничного вечера с тако.
- 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:23,135 Он был сегодня? Я был уверен, что в понедельник.
- 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:26,154 Он по вторникам. И вы пропустили уже трижды.
- 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:28,077 Ты хочешь заставить нас провести с тобой время.
- 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:30,658 Нет, я хочу научить вас чинить корабль.
- 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,575 Сколько раз нам еще не приходить,
- 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:34,818 чтобы ты перестал устраивать вечеринки?
- 00:00:34,844 --> 00:00:35,995 — Вы придёте. — Нет.
- 00:00:36,022 --> 00:00:38,178 Вы еще будете умолять меня остановиться.
- 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:38,929 Да уж.
- 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,708 Мы на день рождения Коннера Миллера.
- 00:00:40,735 --> 00:00:43,422 Его мать богата, а отец хочет писать романы.
- 00:00:43,423 --> 00:00:44,587 Точно будет скандал.
- 00:00:44,613 --> 00:00:45,810 Там будет фокусник.
- 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,265 Я возьму первый автограф в моей книге автографов фокусников.
- 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:50,429 Магия — чушь.
- 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:53,018 Я пойду с вами и объясню, как он делает фокусы.
- 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,174 Нет, не ходи. Тебе не понравится.
- 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,780 Там нет работы и не надо орать.
- 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,107 Корво, ты плохо адаптируешься в обществе.
- 00:01:00,108 --> 00:01:01,222 Это не совсем твоё.
- 00:01:01,248 --> 00:01:03,355 Твоя реверсивная психология сработала.
- 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:06,347 Теперь я не пропущу этот день рождения.
- 00:01:06,373 --> 00:01:08,182 Да, Корво!
- 00:01:13,915 --> 00:01:15,094 С ДНЕМ АБРАКАДАБРОЖДЕНИЯ, КОННЕР!
- 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,499 Пустая трата бумаги.
- 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:18,998 Единственная хорошая церемония для детей —
- 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,250 еврейское обрезание.
- 00:01:20,276 --> 00:01:21,170 Я прав?
- 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:23,445 Помедленнее!
- 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,798 Замедляющий луч, ерунда.
- 00:01:26,824 --> 00:01:31,485 Магия! Магия! Магия! Магия! Магия!
- 00:01:31,815 --> 00:01:33,283 Это еще что?
- 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:35,515 Магия! Магия!
- 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:37,477 Кролика прятали под столом. Глупо.
- 00:01:38,387 --> 00:01:39,224 Фальшивый палец.
- 00:01:40,027 --> 00:01:41,533 Поролон подмышкой.
- 00:01:41,898 --> 00:01:43,106 Флажки во рту.
- 00:01:43,107 --> 00:01:45,148 Это так глупо. Такое каждый может.
- 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:46,151 Я так могу.
- 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:48,879 Да-да-да!
- 00:01:48,905 --> 00:01:50,615 Я тоже так могу!
- 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:53,736 Планета Шлорп была идеальной утопией.
- 00:01:54,077 --> 00:01:55,907 Пока не упал астероид.
- 00:01:56,913 --> 00:01:59,253 Сто взрослых и их репликанты взяли Пупу
- 00:01:59,254 --> 00:02:01,170 и сбежали в космос
- 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:03,882 в поисках нового дома в незаселённых мирах.
- 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:07,381 Мы упали на Землю и застряли на перенаселённой планете.
- 00:02:07,382 --> 00:02:09,131 Вот именно. Это говорю я.
- 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:10,933 Я держу Пупу. Я Корво.
- 00:02:10,934 --> 00:02:13,574 И это моё шоу. Я бросил Пупу. Видите меня?
- 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,866 Это смешно.
- 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,680 Ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.
- 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:17,683 Люди глупые.
- 00:02:17,684 --> 00:02:19,232 Все твердят, как любят семьи,
- 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:21,146 но никогда не заводят большие семьи.
- 00:02:21,147 --> 00:02:22,396 Они маленькие.
- 00:02:22,397 --> 00:02:24,583 Если что-то любишь, хочешь сделать это гигантским.
- 00:02:24,617 --> 00:02:29,158 ОБРАТНАЯ СТОРОНА ЗЕМЛИ
- 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:34,884 Вот так. Только поделитесь.
- 00:02:34,885 --> 00:02:38,406 Убедитесь, чтобы на нижнем уровне хватило арахиса.
- 00:02:38,432 --> 00:02:39,805 Юмьюлак, я ухожу.
- 00:02:39,806 --> 00:02:41,185 Приду в школу пораньше
- 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:43,392 и посмотрю, как учителя пьют на парковке.
- 00:02:43,393 --> 00:02:45,353 Постой. Выпущу последнюю жертву.
- 00:02:45,354 --> 00:02:46,372 Она образец.
- 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:47,938 Стой. Я знаю её.
- 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:50,489 Это она подложила собачью кучу в почтовый ящик?
- 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:51,567 Нет.
- 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:53,893 Это официантка из ресторана рядом со стрип-клубом.
- 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,140 Зачем её в Стену? Она милая.
- 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:57,694 Я просил без креветок.
- 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:00,170 Если бы я был аллергиком, я бы умер. Ты этого хочешь?
- 00:03:00,197 --> 00:03:03,529 Конечно, нет. Хочу, чтобы все жили вечно. Ты же знаешь.
- 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:08,835 О боже.
- 00:03:08,836 --> 00:03:10,127 Где это я?
- 00:03:10,128 --> 00:03:11,928 Добро пожаловать, гражданка.
- 00:03:12,405 --> 00:03:13,422 Эй, эй,
- 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:14,525 отойдите.
- 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:17,060 То, что у тебя в карманах, — наше.
- 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,842 Бумага, жвачка, ключи.
- 00:03:18,868 --> 00:03:20,239 Таблетки от изжоги.
- 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,106 Или решаем всё мирно,
- 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:25,354 или с помощью зубочистки.
- 00:03:25,355 --> 00:03:27,142 — Выбирай. — Это не конец.
- 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:29,986 У всех когда-нибудь заканчиваются зубочистки.
- 00:03:32,609 --> 00:03:34,109 Идём со мной, если хочешь жить!
- 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:36,519 — Это из «Хищника». — Из «Терминатора».
- 00:03:36,545 --> 00:03:38,890 Черт. Правда? Я говорю это много недель.
- 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:41,119 — Уверена? — Я сто раз смотрела.
- 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,288 Надо уходить. Вот я дурак.
- 00:03:43,553 --> 00:03:46,183 Привет, Корво. Хочешь продолжить
- 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:49,666 исправление неточностей в межгалактической навигационной матрице?
- 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:51,046 Не время расслабляться.
- 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:53,374 Сегодня выясним, как мне стать магом.
- 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,419 Магия — скука.
- 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:58,255 Если магия — скука, зачем тебе четвертак в голограмме?
- 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,710 Что?! Ну ты даёшь! Ух ты!
- 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:04,388 Именно. Ладно. Я должен стать лучшим магом, и побыстрее.
- 00:04:04,391 --> 00:04:06,607 Есть какая-то мотивация?
- 00:04:06,608 --> 00:04:08,932 Маг не раскрывает свою мотивацию.
- 00:04:08,937 --> 00:04:09,647 Приступим.
- 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,316 Вычисляю чудо.
- 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:14,645 Готово. Буду учить тебя в образе лучших иллюзионистов Земли:
- 00:04:14,651 --> 00:04:17,862 Гудини, Копперфильда и Мистери,
- 00:04:17,863 --> 00:04:19,323 ловеласа из «Игры».
- 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:22,615 Я сбегу откуда угодно и брошу любую.
- 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:23,663 Твой друг круче тебя.
- 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,054 Где Копперфильд?
- 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,375 Двое других съели его.
- 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:29,372 Можно мне просто обычный учебник?
- 00:04:29,374 --> 00:04:31,124 Ладно. Выполняю.
- 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:33,958 Соедини простые трюки с тем, в чем ты мастер.
- 00:04:33,984 --> 00:04:35,175 — В жарке лосося. — Ох.
- 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:38,464 Компьютер, снизь эмоции до 25%.
- 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:40,967 Внедри в трюки современные технологии.
- 00:04:40,969 --> 00:04:42,929 Сочетать технологии и ловкость рук?
- 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:44,808 Это сведёт всех с ума.
- 00:04:44,809 --> 00:04:47,096 Особенно если подать лосося в антракте.
- 00:04:48,268 --> 00:04:50,565 Герцог сказал, ты задержал конфетный налог.
- 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:52,602 Я нашёл только мятные.
- 00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:55,403 — Идём. Не вмешивайся. — Что это за место?
- 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,527 Это место — тюрьма, созданная инопланетянами,
- 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:01,199 система из объединенных террариумов.
- 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,827 Те парни — надсмотрщики.
- 00:05:02,829 --> 00:05:06,115 Они — боевая полиция, сформированная правителем Стены.
- 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:07,624 И это Герцог?
- 00:05:07,650 --> 00:05:08,953 Всё очень сложно.
- 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,094 Он как герцог из фильма «Побег из Нью-Йорка»?
- 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,881 О, да-да, именно.
- 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:15,412 Забыл про этот фильм. Да. Точно такой же.
- 00:05:15,438 --> 00:05:18,299 Джесси, инопланетянка, даёт нам конфеты и подарки.
- 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,258 А Герцог хранит и распределяет их.
- 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:22,180 Так он осуществляет контроль.
- 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:23,427 Ну ты поняла.
- 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:24,648 Почему верёвка мятная?
- 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:26,770 Это зубная нить. Используем, что есть.
- 00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:29,055 У меня штаны от куклы.
- 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:31,794 Давай, выбери карту.
- 00:05:32,729 --> 00:05:35,939 Я превращу карты в пятьдесят шесть видов вымерших животных.
- 00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:40,445 Думаю, это твоя карта.
- 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:44,447 Корво, это потрясающе!
- 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:46,409 Когда ты стал фокусником?
- 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,703 Выучился, чтобы вы полюбили меня.
- 00:05:48,704 --> 00:05:49,537 Сработало.
- 00:05:49,538 --> 00:05:52,038 Купим пиццу и обсудим, какой ты классный.
- 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,541 Хм-м. Нет.
- 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:55,662 Я хотел привлечь ваше внимание фокусами,
- 00:05:55,669 --> 00:05:57,169 о теперь этого мало.
- 00:05:57,171 --> 00:05:59,218 Вы провинциальны и скучны для меня.
- 00:05:59,219 --> 00:06:01,763 Ты одурманен славой одного выступления?
- 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:02,311 Да.
- 00:06:02,337 --> 00:06:04,924 Но мы никакие не провинциалы.
- 00:06:04,928 --> 00:06:06,387 Откуда он этого набрался?
- 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:09,686 Я лучше вас и стану величайшим фокусником всех времён.
- 00:06:09,687 --> 00:06:12,053 В фильме про меня вы займёте место первой жены,
- 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,811 которая не верила в меня.
- 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:15,062 Я не смотрю фильмы дальше.
- 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:18,418 У героя всё будет прекрасно, когда он порвёт с друзьями и семьей.
- 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,665 Счастливо оставаться!
- 00:06:21,236 --> 00:06:23,946 Это напоминает мне мой брак с Энселом Элгортом.
- 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:25,867 Мерзавец. Ему повезло, что он ушёл.
- 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:28,956 Я так его любил. Позвонить бы ему!
- 00:06:29,411 --> 00:06:33,247 Я устрою тебе встречу с самым авторитетным в мире агентом фокусников.
- 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:36,796 Хах! Она живёт в однокомнатной квартире у железной дороги.
- 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,873 Я не готов. Нет волшебной палочки и помощницы.
- 00:06:41,423 --> 00:06:42,963 Мне нужна лишь одна.
- 00:06:42,966 --> 00:06:45,426 Покажи фокус — хоть раз не жалуйся.
- 00:06:45,427 --> 00:06:47,557 Да ну тебя. Слова могут ранить.
- 00:06:49,932 --> 00:06:51,342 Это наш рынок.
- 00:06:51,351 --> 00:06:53,438 Если что-то нужно, выменяй это здесь.
- 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:54,435 На что здесь меняются?
- 00:06:54,436 --> 00:06:57,236 На то, что было в карманах во время уменьшения.
- 00:06:57,260 --> 00:06:59,737 Если у тебя много карманов, ты богачка.
- 00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:03,523 Ботаники и те, кто гуляет с собаками за деньги, живут как короли.
- 00:07:03,529 --> 00:07:05,157 Волосы тоже в цене.
- 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,534 Можно обменять твою чёлку на леденец,
- 00:07:07,536 --> 00:07:09,743 или на сосалку, если сезон.
- 00:07:12,454 --> 00:07:13,637 Энрике, не ешь это.
- 00:07:13,638 --> 00:07:15,248 У тебя будет сахарный озноб.
- 00:07:15,249 --> 00:07:15,871 «Сахарный озноб»?
- 00:07:15,897 --> 00:07:18,088 Да. Мы не знаем слова «диабет».
- 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,168 «Диабет».
- 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:21,298 О да, прости. Я схожу с ума.
- 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,967 Много месяцев не ел овощи.
- 00:07:22,968 --> 00:07:24,666 Папа, давай, глоточек.
- 00:07:24,692 --> 00:07:26,526 Ты нашел инсулин в зоне выброски?
- 00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:29,252 Прости. У новеньких лишь мятные леденцы и помада.
- 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:31,384 Черт! Помады хватит на века!
- 00:07:31,391 --> 00:07:33,309 Мы что-нибудь придумаем, обещаю.
- 00:07:33,335 --> 00:07:34,661 Твой отец поправится.
- 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:37,721 Если у него диабет, почему он ест шоколад?
- 00:07:37,747 --> 00:07:39,650 Они дают нам только конфеты.
- 00:07:39,651 --> 00:07:42,195 Иногда бросают яблоко или маринованный лук,
- 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,092 но редко.
- 00:07:43,118 --> 00:07:45,594 Надо придумать, на что выменять инсулин у Герцога.
- 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,131 Он может достать всё.
- 00:07:47,165 --> 00:07:48,833 Похоже, он отрывается.
- 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:51,941 Папа, стой! Ты даже не голоден!
- 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:54,363 Если вы решили, что я старый фокусник,
- 00:07:54,371 --> 00:07:56,211 придётся лопнуть ваш шарик.
- 00:08:00,878 --> 00:08:02,278 Конец трюка.
- 00:08:13,765 --> 00:08:15,892 Настоящая магия была в нас.
- 00:08:15,893 --> 00:08:16,897 Аплодисменты.
- 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:20,345 — Следующий. — Что? Почему?
- 00:08:20,371 --> 00:08:23,191 Мало заклинаний и слишком много трупов.
- 00:08:23,192 --> 00:08:24,740 Нет индивидуальности, малыш.
- 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:28,196 Я… я… могу создать устройство для кражи харизмы других людей
- 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:30,197 и ввести его себе в тело.
- 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:32,867 Ты грустный, синий и лысый.
- 00:08:32,868 --> 00:08:34,246 Ничего не выйдет.
- 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,409 Сама ты грустная, синяя и лысая!
- 00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:38,036 Что? Ты плачешь?!
- 00:08:38,063 --> 00:08:39,913 Я не плачу. Сама ты плачешь.
- 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,279 Это ужасно.
- 00:08:48,305 --> 00:08:50,983 На этом уровне Бантовианская церковь.
- 00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:53,176 Здесь поклоняются Джесси,
- 00:08:53,177 --> 00:08:55,467 девочке-пришельцу, которая даёт нам еду и лекарства.
- 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,472 Она носит бант.
- 00:08:56,498 --> 00:08:59,345 Да! Вот почему церковь называется Бантовианской.
- 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:00,187 Я понял!
- 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:01,932 Есть уже целая религия?
- 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,723 И как давно вы все здесь?
- 00:09:03,726 --> 00:09:06,260 Время в Стене течет по-другому. Оно меняет нас.
- 00:09:06,286 --> 00:09:08,377 Стой. Пришельцы контролируют время?
- 00:09:08,403 --> 00:09:09,826 Нет, нет. Это метафора.
- 00:09:09,852 --> 00:09:11,738 Мы едим много конфет,
- 00:09:11,756 --> 00:09:13,059 из-за этого всё становится странным.
- 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,335 И здесь нет календаря и часов.
- 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:17,552 Считай это Вегасом. Так яснее?
- 00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:19,143 Ладно. Да, ясно.
- 00:09:19,429 --> 00:09:21,781 Боюсь, нам нечем поделиться.
- 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:25,646 Мы производим инсулин из гриба, растущего на старой конфете.
- 00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:27,145 Хватает лишь пастве.
- 00:09:27,147 --> 00:09:28,104 Ерунда!
- 00:09:28,105 --> 00:09:30,980 Вы боитесь, что Герцог сочтёт вас конкурентами!
- 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:32,043 Просто заберём его.
- 00:09:32,401 --> 00:09:34,322 Я помолюсь за вашего отца.
- 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:35,910 Я знал, что это зря.
- 00:09:35,911 --> 00:09:37,800 — Религия — ерунда. — Стойте!
- 00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:38,992 — Возьмите. — Что это?
- 00:09:38,993 --> 00:09:40,241 Колбаса.
- 00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:43,249 Осталось мало, но она чего-то стоит.
- 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,245 Обменяйте на то, что вам нужно.
- 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:48,352 О, мне нельзя здесь быть. Храни вас бант.
- 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:50,298 Протеин здесь на вес золота.
- 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,954 Но хватит ли этого?
- 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:54,382 Нет. Но я знаю, на что его обменять.
- 00:09:54,545 --> 00:09:56,407 СЛУЖЕБНЫЙ ВХОД
- 00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:58,593 Фокусов мало? Я должен нравиться?
- 00:09:58,594 --> 00:09:59,552 Это невозможно!
- 00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,304 Я зря изучал магию.
- 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:05,434 — Та-да! — Эй, смотри. Трэш-магия.
- 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:07,726 Букет превращается в голубей,
- 00:10:07,728 --> 00:10:09,608 которые превращаются в птеродактилей.
- 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,315 Та-да! Та-да!
- 00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:13,551 Та-да!
- 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:16,533 Обычно я выкладываю реакцию на кормление грудью,
- 00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,029 но это класс!
- 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,430 Та-да!
- 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,656 Та-да! Та-да!
- 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:23,893 Та-да!
- 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,285 Та-да! Та-да!
- 00:10:28,311 --> 00:10:29,645 Та-да!
- 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,189 ШОУ ДЖИММИ ФЭЛЛОНА
- 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:37,173 Итак. Это удивительно.
- 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:40,004 Наш следующий гость… Класс, просто класс.
- 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:44,004 Поприветствуйте Невероятного обгоревшего c помойки!
- 00:10:47,351 --> 00:10:49,191 Вообще, я хотел в другое шоу.
- 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:52,061 НЕВЕРОЯТНЫЙ ОБГОРЕВШИЙ C ПОМОЙКИ
- 00:10:56,569 --> 00:10:59,659 Завтра вечером казино «Вегас-Вегас»
- 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:04,477 представит Невероятного обгоревшего с помойки!
- 00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:08,371 Он покажет самый опасный трюк, на который кто-либо осмеливался:
- 00:11:08,372 --> 00:11:11,538 пролезет сквозь чёрную дыру!
- 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,339 Как он выдержит гравиметрические силы,
- 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:17,415 которые будут раздирать его на атомы?!
- 00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:21,301 Завтра едем в Вегас смотреть, как Корво делает фокусы!
- 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:24,763 Я наконец увижу город греха. Да! Грех!
- 00:11:24,764 --> 00:11:26,884 Я сделаю ставку в «Цирке-цирке»!
- 00:11:26,891 --> 00:11:28,391 А я спасу секс-работника.
- 00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:30,190 У неё больше не будет секса.
- 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,646 Или у него.
- 00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:32,862 Приветствую.
- 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:36,418 Я всемирно известный фокусник Уилкинс Маккулбор.
- 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:38,488 Я самый знаменитый маг,
- 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:42,567 как третий брат Хемсворт. Мои загадочные соотечественники.
- 00:11:42,574 --> 00:11:46,040 Мы хотим заключить пари с Обгоревшим с помойки.
- 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:48,155 — Где он? — Репетирует наверху.
- 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:49,919 Ему нельзя мешать.
- 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,574 Я учуял зловоние посредственных магов.
- 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:55,843 Послушайте, послушайте, не делайте фокус с чёрной дырой.
- 00:11:55,844 --> 00:11:57,253 Это слишком классно!
- 00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:59,544 Если вы выживете, нам конец.
- 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,049 Делаю, что хочу. Оставьте меня.
- 00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:05,328 Я не взяла у них автографы!
- 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:08,338 Обгоревший с помойки не оставил нам выбора.
- 00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:10,977 Знаю, магический закон осуждает убийство,
- 00:12:10,978 --> 00:12:13,017 но я люблю траву и жриц любви.
- 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,520 А на это нужны деньги.
- 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:18,609 Сделаем так, чтобы это стало грандиозным финалом его жизни.
- 00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:24,200 Теперь я не получу их автографы.
- 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,778 И они убьют Корво.
- 00:12:25,784 --> 00:12:27,623 Повезло, что я вышла сюда.
- 00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:31,502 Что с тобой сегодня, Пупа?
- 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,712 Просто так колбасой не разбрасываются. Чего вы хотите?
- 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,552 «Плейбой». Мы знаем, он у тебя.
- 00:12:39,553 --> 00:12:41,297 Ты с ума сошел?
- 00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,758 Это «Девушки из группы поддержки».
- 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,984 Он стоит минимум двадцать укусов колбасы.
- 00:12:47,651 --> 00:12:48,637 Да брось!
- 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,978 Прости, но я не могу его обменять.
- 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,440 Это единственная печатная продукция здесь.
- 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:55,957 И потом, девушки…
- 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,230 Прости. Но мне нужен этот «Плейбой»!
- 00:12:58,607 --> 00:13:00,489 — Педро, ты что?! — Он у меня!
- 00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:03,153 — Бежим! — На помощь! Ограбили!
- 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:16,791 Работа в ресторане.
- 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,409 Мистер Корво, объясните, что мы здесь видим.
- 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,394 Квантовое кольцо,
- 00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:27,021 чёрная дыра из частей моего корабля.
- 00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:29,112 Нужно знать физику, чтобы понять…
- 00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:31,067 — Как звёздные врата. — Что за врата?
- 00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,055 Из четвертого лучшего фильма Курта Рассела.
- 00:13:33,081 --> 00:13:36,527 Сегодня я Курт Рассел. Я пройду сквозь черную дыру.
- 00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:39,531 Если попаду туда под верным углом, пройду невредимым.
- 00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:43,037 Ошибусь хоть на миллиметр — умру, и время может сжаться.
- 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,171 Но я не уверен.
- 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,842 Будет классное шоу, или мне больше не придётся платить алименты.
- 00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:50,044 Ненавижу эту женщину.
- 00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:53,452 Это был Тед Джонсон из-за кулис шоу магов.
- 00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:55,132 Точно звёздные врата.
- 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,011 Корво, тебе конец. Мы пришли предупредить.
- 00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,431 И заскочили за футболками?
- 00:14:01,432 --> 00:14:03,355 Чтобы не потеряться в толпе.
- 00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:06,393 Фокусники хотят убить тебя, пока ты не выполнил трюк.
- 00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,436 О, хм. Я понимаю.
- 00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:10,648 Вы завидуете и хотите участвовать в шоу.
- 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:14,900 У вас был шанс показать мне, что вы цените меня, придя на вечер тако.
- 00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:17,071 Но из-за вас пришлось выбросить все тако.
- 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:19,791 — Помните? — Это было сто лет назад!
- 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,743 Нельзя столько злиться!
- 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:23,766 Охрана, я не знаю этих людей. Выведите их.
- 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,496 Они хотят убить тебя!
- 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,358 Ты не нужна мне. Это моё шоу.
- 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,836 О, что ты сделал?
- 00:14:29,837 --> 00:14:32,081 Не знаю. Ударил его в эту штуку.
- 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:34,170 Разделимся и найдём убийц!
- 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,990 И где же эти карты?
- 00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:42,265 Вы будете приятно удивлены завтра во время утреннего посещения туалета.
- 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,482 А теперь, дамы и господа, последний фокус на сегодня.
- 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,148 Я стану первым магом в истории,
- 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,857 который прыгнет в чёрную дыру!
- 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,180 Вон они!
- 00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:11,834 О господи! Ого! Юмьюлак,
- 00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:13,465 ты перерезал им горло.
- 00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:16,589 Ты забрал жизнь у двух человек. Безумие.
- 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,170 Но мы делаем это ради Корво, так что ничего.
- 00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:20,662 Да. Ничего. Порядок.
- 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,732 О боже! Он мёртв! Корви!
- 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:38,633 Не-е-е-е-е-е-е-ет!
- 00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:42,722 Нет!
- 00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:53,706 Добро пожаловать в мой скромный дом.
- 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,789 Я Герцог, правитель теней,
- 00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,465 главная артерия, большой мальчик, лучший щенок.
- 00:15:58,466 --> 00:16:01,554 Охрана сказала, вы хотите что-то обменять?
- 00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,906 «Девушки из группы поддержки»?
- 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:06,776 Что вы хотите?
- 00:16:06,802 --> 00:16:09,250 Нам нужен инсулин. Отец умирает.
- 00:16:09,276 --> 00:16:11,725 О, глупо отказываться от этой сделки.
- 00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:14,187 Эй, дайте сахарные уколы моим друзьям!
- 00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:15,564 Большое спасибо.
- 00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:18,984 О. Слышал, вы подняли восстание на втором уровне.
- 00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,694 Оно разошлось на три уровня.
- 00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:23,323 Я потерял в нём надсмотрщика.
- 00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:25,242 Там погибло много людей.
- 00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,477 Непросто сохранять мир в таком месте.
- 00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,038 Даже если бы мы не были пленниками детей-инопланетян,
- 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,117 было бы непросто всё время быть рядом.
- 00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,833 Это постоянная борьба.
- 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,923 Прошу, сэр. Умоляю, пощадите.
- 00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:38,086 Отец умирает.
- 00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:40,876 О, сынок, я не чудовище.
- 00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:42,882 Конечно, твой отец получит инсулин.
- 00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,434 Наша работа — выживать.
- 00:16:47,805 --> 00:16:49,014 Зачем ты сделал это?!
- 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,061 Уберите их.
- 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,347 Запахло, как на нижних уровнях.
- 00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:58,106 О, интервью с Марком Кьюбаном. Класс!
- 00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:03,372 Сегодня мы вернём Корво Великому старому дереву,
- 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,281 по традиции, как он и хотел бы.
- 00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:09,452 Его разорвут благородные птицы.
- 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,552 Что сказать о Корво?
- 00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:17,827 Корво с лёгкостью стал самым непопулярным членом семьи.
- 00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:19,920 И от него пахло молоком.
- 00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:21,631 Но мы будем скучать.
- 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,424 Простите, не хотел плакать здесь.
- 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,595 Хотел сделать это позже, в ванной.
- 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,764 Корво был злым, а быть злым — классно.
- 00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,524 Это было красиво.
- 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:37,649 — Всего одна птица? — Да, их трудно поймать. Боже.
- 00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:46,276 Жаль, что мы не пришли на вечеринку,
- 00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:47,989 когда Корво был жив.
- 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,877 Сказали бы, как здесь скучно, ему в лицо.
- 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,162 Да. Хотя было ясно, что он хочет заставить нас слушать про ремонт корабля,
- 00:17:54,163 --> 00:17:55,614 было бы классно, если бы он был рядом.
- 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,415 Поэтому в его честь я принёс его учебники.
- 00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,512 мы будем читать о его работе над кораблём
- 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,129 и продолжим её, ради Корво.
- 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,474 Думаю, теперь придётся.
- 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:05,935 Та-да!
- 00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:08,104 Больше не бей туда.
- 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,350 Ты жив! О, Корво, ты жив!
- 00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:11,596 Жив, как лис.
- 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:14,570 А вы все купились. Это была «Иллюзия обмана».
- 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,758 Правда? Фильм? С Джесси Айзенбергом?
- 00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,308 Он научил меня двум вещам:
- 00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:21,314 первое: лучшая часть любого фокуса — тратить время и деньги
- 00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:22,524 на продуманную ложь.
- 00:18:22,525 --> 00:18:24,398 — И второе — семья. — Семья?
- 00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:26,903 Это случилось, когда я променял вас на Вегас.
- 00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:29,771 Да, знаете, мы были одинокими фокусниками,
- 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:32,657 а теперь вот — мы абрака-семья.
- 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,539 Я понял, что зашёл слишком далеко и вы нужны мне.
- 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:38,417 Мы не просто команда. Мы еще семья.
- 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,206 Поэтому я нанял этих фокусников.
- 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,410 Они все безработные актёры.
- 00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:44,921 Не говори так! Я люблю их!
- 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:48,680 Потому что под покровом ночи я внедрил вам воспоминания о них.
- 00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,336 Терри, мы убили двух из них.
- 00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:51,764 Думаю, это часть фокуса.
- 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,329 Стой. Ты притворился мёртвым?
- 00:18:53,355 --> 00:18:55,432 Посмотрев «Иллюзию обмана 2»,
- 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,893 я прочитал роман по фильму «Престиж».
- 00:18:57,894 --> 00:19:00,482 Умерший Корво был клоном, кстати, очень хорошим.
- 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:04,208 Он думал, он — это я. Я сделал так, чтобы он чувствовал боль и прочее.
- 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:07,357 И сработало. Вы поверили, что я умер, и пришли на вечеринку.
- 00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:08,761 Классный фокус?
- 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:13,080 — О да! — Потрясающе!
- 00:19:13,106 --> 00:19:15,489 Корво, это был лучший фокус!
- 00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:17,455 Кто-то еще делал фокусы?
- 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:23,435 Пупа сегодня весь день был картонным?!
- 00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:24,753 Кто же ты?
- 00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:26,424 — Та-да! — Браво, Пупа! Молодец!
- 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,798 Это лучший день фокусов!
- 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,096 Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы!
- 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:33,112 Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы!
- 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,137 Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы! Фокусы!
- 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,431 Хватит.
- 00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:39,351 Итак. У лавоподобного реактора семьдесят восемь частей.
- 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,061 Первая — труба пахохо.
- 00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:42,706 У нее семьдесят два шунта.
- 00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:46,306 Каждый шунт нужно аккуратно вставить, прежде чем приступить…
- 00:19:46,332 --> 00:19:47,522 Отстой.
- 00:19:47,932 --> 00:19:51,021 Энрике, я сожалею. Это ужасно.
- 00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,364 Ты спас меня, Тим,
- 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,705 но я не знаю, как буду жить без сына.
- 00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,241 Я просто не знаю.
- 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,544 Если умираешь в детстве, попадаешь на небо?
- 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,998 Он умер в детстве!
- 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,421 Так не должно быть.
- 00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:07,459 Педро не должен был умереть!
- 00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:10,339 Я изменю это место.
- 00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:12,591 Как один человек может изменить мир?
- 00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:16,888 Разрушив его.
- 00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:18,850 — Давай, давай, бегемот. Ешь. Ешь. — Давай, ешь, бегемот!
- 00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:20,675 Вот тебе, Джесси!
- 00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:22,002 — Люблю эту игру. — Бегемоты!
- 00:00:09,278 --> 00:00:11,778 Черт возьми. Они не придут. Снова.
- 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,118 Компьютер, отключить симуляцию мариачи.
- 00:00:15,658 --> 00:00:19,038 Надеюсь, вы идете купить больше тако
- 00:00:19,038 --> 00:00:20,578 для нашей Ночи тако в четверг.
- 00:00:20,578 --> 00:00:23,208 Подожди, это сегодня? Я был уверен, что в понедельник.
- 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:26,128 Тако всегда по четвергам, а вы пропустили уже три раза.
- 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:28,128 Мы знаем, что ты просто надеешься, что мы побудем с тобой.
- 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,638 Нет! Я надеюсь научить вас чинить корабль.
- 00:00:30,638 --> 00:00:32,678 Как долго мы должны избегать тебя,
- 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:34,888 чтобы ты уже оставил всю эту затею с тако?
- 00:00:34,888 --> 00:00:36,058 - О, вы пойдете. - Неа.
- 00:00:36,058 --> 00:00:38,308 Придете так сильно, что еще сами будете умолять меня остановиться.
- 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:39,098 Ну да, надейся.
- 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:40,728 Мы идем на день рождения к Коннеру Миллеру.
- 00:00:40,728 --> 00:00:43,398 Его мама богата, а отец пытается писать книги,
- 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:44,688 так что я уверен, что будет драка.
- 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:45,778 Там будет фокусник.
- 00:00:45,778 --> 00:00:49,398 Это будет мой первый автограф в классном журнале автографов фокусников.
- 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:50,408 Магия - это глупо.
- 00:00:50,408 --> 00:00:52,988 Может, я тоже пойду, чтобы объяснить вам, как эти трюки выполняются.
- 00:00:52,988 --> 00:00:55,158 Пожалуйста, не приходи. Я уверен, тебе там не понравится.
- 00:00:55,158 --> 00:00:56,748 Там не будет никаких домашних дел и криков.
- 00:00:56,748 --> 00:01:00,078 Эм, Корво, ты не очень-то хорошо общаешься с людьми.
- 00:01:00,078 --> 00:01:01,288 Так всегда.
- 00:01:01,288 --> 00:01:03,338 Твоя реверсивная психология сработала, Терри.
- 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:05,998 Ничто не остановит меня, я пойду на вечеринку.
- 00:01:05,998 --> 00:01:08,088 Да, Корво!
- 00:01:15,098 --> 00:01:16,468 Бесполезная трата бумаги.
- 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:18,978 Единственная хорошая церемония с детьми - это еврейская,
- 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,228 где им отрезают пенисы.
- 00:01:20,228 --> 00:01:22,018 Я прав?
- 00:01:22,018 --> 00:01:22,728 Медленнее!
- 00:01:24,358 --> 00:01:26,778 Всего лишь луч замедления. Ничего такого.
- 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:31,358 Магия. Магия. Магия.
- 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,158 Банально.
- 00:01:33,158 --> 00:01:35,488 Магия! Магия!
- 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:37,448 Кролика прятали под столом. Тупо.
- 00:01:38,328 --> 00:01:39,698 Поддельный палец.
- 00:01:39,698 --> 00:01:41,458 Шары в подмышках.
- 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,078 Во рту куча флагов.
- 00:01:43,078 --> 00:01:45,128 Это так глупо, любой же справится.
- 00:01:45,128 --> 00:01:46,128 Я бы смог.
- 00:01:48,878 --> 00:01:50,588 Я могу.
- 00:01:51,588 --> 00:01:53,718 Планета Шлорп являлась идеальной утопией.
- 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,888 До падения астероида.
- 00:01:56,888 --> 00:01:59,218 Сотня взрослых и репликантов улетели с планеты вместе с Пупой
- 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:01,268 и отправились в космос
- 00:02:01,268 --> 00:02:03,848 в поисках нового дома на необитаемой планете.
- 00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:07,358 Мы упали на Землю и застряли на этой уже и так перенаселенной планете.
- 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:09,108 Верно, это я говорил все это время.
- 00:02:09,108 --> 00:02:10,858 Я тот, который держут Пупу. Меня зовут Корво.
- 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:13,278 Это... это мое шоу. Я только что уронил Пупу. Видите меня?
- 00:02:13,278 --> 00:02:14,658 Это просто смешно.
- 00:02:14,658 --> 00:02:16,658 Я ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.
- 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,658 Люди глупые.
- 00:02:17,658 --> 00:02:19,198 Они всегда говорят о том, как любят свою семью,
- 00:02:19,198 --> 00:02:21,118 но почему-то у них всех не огромные семьи.
- 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:22,368 Они все нормального размера.
- 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:24,498 Если тебе что-то нравится, то пусть оно будет огромным.
- 00:02:32,508 --> 00:02:34,838 Ладно, делитесь.
- 00:02:34,838 --> 00:02:38,468 Нижним уровням должны достаться конфеты с арахисом, а еще не зажимайте скиттлз.
- 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:39,758 Юмьюлак, я уже выхожу.
- 00:02:39,758 --> 00:02:41,138 Хочу поехать в школу пораньше,
- 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:43,348 чтобы посмотреть, как учителя пьют на парковке.
- 00:02:43,348 --> 00:02:45,268 Подожди. Хочу добавить мою последнюю жертву.
- 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:46,308 Точнее, экземпляр.
- 00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:47,898 Подожди, я ее знаю.
- 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:50,358 Эта та женщина, которая кладет собачьи какашки в почтовый ящик?
- 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:51,528 Нет, но жаль.
- 00:02:51,528 --> 00:02:54,028 Это всего лишь официантка из Бениханы возле стриптиз-клуба.
- 00:02:54,028 --> 00:02:56,068 Почему она присоединяется к стене? Я думала, что она хорошая.
- 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,658 Я сказал, что не хочу креветок!
- 00:02:57,658 --> 00:03:00,238 Если бы у меня была аллергия, я бы умер! Ты этого хочешь?
- 00:03:00,238 --> 00:03:03,578 Конечно же нет. Я хочу, чтобы все жили вечно. Ты же знаешь.
- 00:03:07,128 --> 00:03:08,788 О боже.
- 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,088 Где я, черт возьми?
- 00:03:10,088 --> 00:03:11,878 Добро пожаловать.
- 00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:13,378 Эй, эй...
- 00:03:13,378 --> 00:03:15,008 Не подходите!
- 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:17,008 Все, что есть у тебя в карманах, теперь наше!
- 00:03:17,008 --> 00:03:18,798 Кошелек, жвачка, ключи...
- 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:20,808 У нее есть Тамс!
- 00:03:22,308 --> 00:03:23,928 Мы можем решить все легко и мирно
- 00:03:23,928 --> 00:03:25,308 или же все усложнить.
- 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:27,098 - Выбор за вами. - Мы еще не закончили.
- 00:03:27,098 --> 00:03:29,938 У всех когда-нибудь заканчиваются зубочистки.
- 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:34,068 Иди со мной, если хочешь жить.
- 00:03:34,608 --> 00:03:36,528 - Это из Хищника. - Это из Терминатора.
- 00:03:36,528 --> 00:03:38,908 О черт, серьезно? Потому что я говорил так постоянно.
- 00:03:38,908 --> 00:03:41,078 - Ты уверена? - Я смотрела этот фильм уже сотню раз.
- 00:03:41,078 --> 00:03:43,248 Пойдем. Какой я идиот.
- 00:03:43,538 --> 00:03:46,158 Как дела, Корво? Ты хочешь продолжить
- 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:49,628 корректирование неточностей в между-галактической навигационной матрице?
- 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:50,998 Нет, у меня нет времени на отдых.
- 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,338 Сегодня мы узнаем, как мне стать фокусником.
- 00:03:53,338 --> 00:03:54,668 А разве фокусы не... отстой?
- 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:58,218 Если фокусы - это остой, то что в твоей голограмме делает четвертак?
- 00:03:58,218 --> 00:04:00,848 Что? Вот это да. Вау.
- 00:04:00,848 --> 00:04:04,348 Именно. Ладно, я должен стать лучшим фокусником как можно быстрее.
- 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:06,558 Это какая-то эмоциональная арка?
- 00:04:06,558 --> 00:04:08,898 Фокусник никогда не раскрывает своей мотивации.
- 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:09,598 Давай приступим.
- 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:11,268 Анализирую чудеса.
- 00:04:11,268 --> 00:04:14,608 Готово. Обучение построено на основе работ величайших иллюзионистов.
- 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:17,818 Худини, Копперфильд и Мистери,
- 00:04:17,818 --> 00:04:19,278 мастер пикапа из Игры.
- 00:04:20,068 --> 00:04:22,578 Я могу выбраться из чего угодно и обмануть кого угодно.
- 00:04:22,578 --> 00:04:23,618 Ты не так горяч, как твой друг.
- 00:04:23,618 --> 00:04:25,038 Где тут Копперфильд?
- 00:04:25,038 --> 00:04:27,328 Две другие личности поглотили его.
- 00:04:27,328 --> 00:04:29,328 Может, пожалуйста, дать обычную инструкцию?
- 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,078 Хорошо. Анализирую.
- 00:04:31,078 --> 00:04:32,878 Тебе просто следует совместить простые трюки,
- 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:33,958 в которых ты уже хорош.
- 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,168 Умею готовить лосось?
- 00:04:35,168 --> 00:04:38,428 Компьютер, снизить уровень выражения раздражения на 25 процентов.
- 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:40,928 Тебе стоит использовать технологии в выступлении.
- 00:04:40,928 --> 00:04:42,888 Соединить инопланетные технологии с ловкостью рук.
- 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:44,758 Такое шоу просто взорвет всем мозг!
- 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:47,058 Особенно, если подавать лосось в антракте.
- 00:04:48,228 --> 00:04:50,518 Герцог сказал, что ты не отдал скиттлз-налог.
- 00:04:50,518 --> 00:04:52,558 Я смог найти только мятные конфеты.
- 00:04:52,898 --> 00:04:55,278 - Иди дальше, не обращай внимания. - Что это за чертово место?
- 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:58,488 Это все тюрьма, созданная теми детьми-пришельцами.
- 00:04:58,488 --> 00:05:01,158 Это система соединенных террариумов.
- 00:05:01,158 --> 00:05:02,778 Те парни - силовики.
- 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:06,078 Они работают в военной полиции, созданной правителем стены.
- 00:05:06,078 --> 00:05:07,658 Я так понимаю, это Герцог?
- 00:05:07,658 --> 00:05:08,868 Все довольно сложно.
- 00:05:08,868 --> 00:05:10,998 Он типа как Герцог Нью-Йорка из фильма Побег из Нью-Йорка?
- 00:05:10,998 --> 00:05:12,828 О, ладно, да. Все так и есть.
- 00:05:12,828 --> 00:05:15,338 Я забыл о том фильме. Да, именно так.
- 00:05:15,338 --> 00:05:18,258 Джесси, инопланетянка, дает нам конфеты и подарки.
- 00:05:18,258 --> 00:05:20,218 А потом Герцог забирает их и делит,
- 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:22,218 вот так он держит все под контролем.
- 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:23,388 Да, ты все поняла.
- 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:24,888 Почему веревка такая мятная?
- 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:26,718 Потому что это зубная нить. Используем что можем.
- 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:29,018 Мои штаны сделаны из фантиков.
- 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:31,438 Давайте, выберите карту.
- 00:05:32,688 --> 00:05:35,898 Теперь я превращу эти карты в 56 разных вымирающих животных.
- 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,398 Думаю... это твоя карта.
- 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,408 Корво, это так классно!
- 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:46,368 Когда ты успел стать фокусником?
- 00:05:46,368 --> 00:05:48,658 Я тайно учился этому, чтобы вы меня полюбили.
- 00:05:48,658 --> 00:05:49,498 Сработало!
- 00:05:49,498 --> 00:05:51,998 Нам стоит выбраться за пиццей и поговорить о том, какой ты классный.
- 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:53,498 Хм, неа.
- 00:05:53,498 --> 00:05:55,628 Я думал, что фокусы помогут завоевать ваше внимание,
- 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:57,128 но теперь этого недостаточно.
- 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:59,168 Вы просто отстойные провинциалы для меня.
- 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:01,378 Ты отравлен славой из-за одного выступления?
- 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:02,338 Да.
- 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:04,888 Но мы вообще не провинциалы.
- 00:06:04,888 --> 00:06:06,348 Откуда он все это взял?
- 00:06:06,348 --> 00:06:07,808 Теперь, когда я лучше вас, я стану
- 00:06:07,808 --> 00:06:09,638 величайшим фокусником всех времен.
- 00:06:09,638 --> 00:06:12,018 А вы все будете первой женой в моей в байопике,
- 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:13,768 которые не верили в меня.
- 00:06:13,768 --> 00:06:15,018 Я выключаю фильм на этом моменте,
- 00:06:15,018 --> 00:06:16,648 поэтому, думаю, протагонисту будет лучше,
- 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:18,398 если они разорвет все отношения с семьей.
- 00:06:18,398 --> 00:06:20,528 Теперь вы позади!
- 00:06:21,188 --> 00:06:23,908 Прямо как тот раз, когда я женился на Энселе Эльгорте.
- 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:25,818 Вот же негодяй. Ему еще повезло.
- 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,908 Я так его любил. Почему я не могу позвонить ему?
- 00:06:29,368 --> 00:06:32,118 Я назначил тебе встречу с величайшим охотником за фокусниками
- 00:06:32,118 --> 00:06:33,208 в мире.
- 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,748 Ха! Она живет в квартире с одной спальней над Wendy возле станции.
- 00:06:36,748 --> 00:06:39,838 Я не готов. У меня нет палочки или ассистента...
- 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:42,918 Мне нужна была только одна.
- 00:06:42,918 --> 00:06:45,388 А давай твоим следующим фокусом будет не ворчать?
- 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:47,508 Да пошел ты, компьютер. Это было обидно.
- 00:06:49,888 --> 00:06:51,308 Это рынок.
- 00:06:51,308 --> 00:06:53,388 Если тебе что-то нужно, то ты можешь купить это здесь.
- 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:54,388 Чем тут люди торгуют?
- 00:06:54,388 --> 00:06:57,188 Ну, обычно тем, что у них остается в карманах.
- 00:06:57,188 --> 00:06:59,688 Если у тебя шорты с карманами, то ты богат.
- 00:06:59,688 --> 00:07:03,488 Провинциальные отцы и лесбиянки с собаками живут тут как короли.
- 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:05,108 Знаешь, твои волосы тоже ценные.
- 00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:07,488 Возможно, мы сможем обменять их на газировку.
- 00:07:07,488 --> 00:07:09,698 Или на сладости, если они есть.
- 00:07:12,408 --> 00:07:13,538 Энрике? Не ешь это.
- 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:15,208 У тебя из-за этого будет сахарная встряска.
- 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:15,918 Сахарная встряска?
- 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:18,038 Да, мы не знаем, как называется диабет.
- 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,128 Диабет.
- 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:21,248 О да. Прости. Я тут с ума схожу.
- 00:07:21,248 --> 00:07:22,918 Я давно не ел овощей.
- 00:07:22,918 --> 00:07:24,548 Папа, ну давай, попей.
- 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:26,588 Ты нашел инсулин? В зоне сброса?
- 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:29,258 Прости. У всех были только жвачки и бальзам для губ.
- 00:07:29,258 --> 00:07:31,348 Черт. У нас и так достаточно бальзама.
- 00:07:31,348 --> 00:07:33,268 Слушай, мы справимся. Я обещаю.
- 00:07:33,268 --> 00:07:35,438 Твой отец будет в порядке.
- 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,728 Если у этого человека диабет, то почему он ест шоколад?
- 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,608 У нас тут есть только конфеты.
- 00:07:39,608 --> 00:07:42,148 Иногда они дают нам яблоко или маринованный лук,
- 00:07:42,148 --> 00:07:43,188 но это происходит редко.
- 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,608 Нам нужно понять, как выторговать инсулин у Герцога.
- 00:07:45,608 --> 00:07:47,108 У него есть что угодно.
- 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:48,778 У него точно будут проблемы.
- 00:07:48,778 --> 00:07:51,908 Папа, прекрати! Ты ведь даже не хочешь есть.
- 00:07:51,908 --> 00:07:54,328 Если вы думали, что я простой фокусник,
- 00:07:54,328 --> 00:07:56,158 то вынужден вас разочаровать.
- 00:08:00,838 --> 00:08:01,878 Конец фокуса.
- 00:08:13,718 --> 00:08:15,848 Настоящая магия была все время в вас.
- 00:08:15,848 --> 00:08:16,728 А теперь похлопайте.
- 00:08:18,438 --> 00:08:20,478 - Нет. - Что? Почему?
- 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:23,148 Ты - абсолютный среднячок.
- 00:08:23,148 --> 00:08:24,818 У тебя нет личности.
- 00:08:24,818 --> 00:08:28,158 Я-я могу построить прибор, который крадет харизму людей,
- 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,158 а потом вводит ее в мое тело, как химиотерапия.
- 00:08:30,158 --> 00:08:32,828 Ты просто стремный синий чувак без волос.
- 00:08:32,828 --> 00:08:34,198 Этого не будет.
- 00:08:34,198 --> 00:08:36,408 Это ты стремный синий чувак!
- 00:08:36,408 --> 00:08:38,078 Ты что, плачешь?
- 00:08:38,078 --> 00:08:39,878 Я не плачу, это ты плачешь!
- 00:08:47,088 --> 00:08:48,298 Тут стремно.
- 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:50,968 Да, на этом этаже правит Бантиковая церковь.
- 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:53,098 Эта религия почитает Джесси.
- 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:55,388 Ту девушку, которая дает нам еду и лекарства.
- 00:08:55,388 --> 00:08:56,518 У нее еще бантик.
- 00:08:56,518 --> 00:08:59,268 О, точно, именно поэтому церковь называется Бантиковой.
- 00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:00,098 Ладно, теперь понял.
- 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,858 Тут уже целая религия?
- 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:03,648 Как долго вы тут?
- 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:06,318 В стене время течет иначе. Оно меняет.
- 00:09:06,318 --> 00:09:08,318 Подожди, инопланетяне могут контролировать время?
- 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:09,858 Нет, нет. Это метафора.
- 00:09:09,858 --> 00:09:11,778 Слушай, мы просто едим много конфет
- 00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:12,988 и из-за этого все странно.
- 00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:15,368 К тому же, тут нет календаря или часов.
- 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:17,578 Считай это Вегасом. Просто прими это, хорошо?
- 00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:19,158 Ладно, боже, поняла.
- 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,828 Боюсь, мы ничем не можем помочь.
- 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:25,668 Мы получаем инсулин из плесени, которую мы выращиваем на старых конфетах.
- 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,168 У нас нет лишнего.
- 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:28,128 Это бред!
- 00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:31,008 Ты боишься, что Герцогу не понравится, что ты соперничаешь с ним.
- 00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:31,588 мы возьмем его.
- 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,258 Я буду молиться за твоего отца.
- 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:35,928 Я знал, что они не помогут.
- 00:09:35,928 --> 00:09:37,808 - Религия - остой. - Подождите.
- 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:39,018 - Возьмите это. - Что это?
- 00:09:39,018 --> 00:09:40,268 Это Слим Джим.
- 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:43,268 Тут на два укуса, но хоть что-то.
- 00:09:43,268 --> 00:09:45,268 Обменяйте это на то, что вам нужно.
- 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:48,318 Я не должна тут быть. Да прибудет с вами бантик.
- 00:09:48,318 --> 00:09:50,318 Протеин тут как золото.
- 00:09:50,318 --> 00:09:51,988 Но достаточно ли этого для Герцога?
- 00:09:51,988 --> 00:09:54,408 Нет, но я знаю, на что мы можем обменять его.
- 00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:58,618 Фокусов недостаточно? Я должен нравится людям?
- 00:09:58,618 --> 00:09:59,578 Это невозможно!
- 00:09:59,578 --> 00:10:01,328 Зря я учился фокусам!
- 00:10:02,038 --> 00:10:05,458 - Та-да! - Эй, посмотри: мусорные фокусы!
- 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:07,748 И букет, который превращается в голубей!
- 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,628 А они обращаются в птеродактелей!
- 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:16,558 Я обычно публикую только реакции на грудное вскармливание,
- 00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:18,058 но это просто дичь.
- 00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:37,198 Ладно, это просто здороов. Я поверить не могу.
- 00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:40,038 Наш следующий гость просто прекрасен, просто вау.
- 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:43,868 Встречайте Невероятного Мусорного Человека!
- 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:48,958 Я хотел быть в гостях у Киммеля.
- 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:59,678 Завтра вечером в казино Вегас Вегас
- 00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:04,228 будет выступать Невероятный Мусорный Человек!
- 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:08,398 Он будет выполнять самый опасный фокус:
- 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:11,438 прыжок сквозь черную дыру!
- 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,568 Как он переживет гравиметрическую силу,
- 00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:17,448 которая разорвет его тело на кусочки?
- 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:21,328 Мы поедем завтра в Вегас, чтобы посмотреть на фокусы Корво.
- 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:24,788 Я наконец-то увижу город греха! Ура, грех!
- 00:11:24,788 --> 00:11:26,918 Я все проиграю в казино!
- 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:28,418 А я спасу проститутку!
- 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,208 У нее больше никогда не будет секса.
- 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,668 Или у него.
- 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:32,878 Приветствую.
- 00:11:32,878 --> 00:11:36,638 Я всемирно известный фокусник Вилкинс Майкавбер.
- 00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:38,508 Я очень знаменит.
- 00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:42,598 Это три брата Хемсворта, мои мистичные соотечественники.
- 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:46,058 Мы хотим переговорить с Невероятным Мусорным Человеком.
- 00:11:46,058 --> 00:11:48,188 - Где он? - Он тренируется.
- 00:11:48,188 --> 00:11:49,938 Никто не должен его беспокоить.
- 00:11:49,938 --> 00:11:52,608 Мне кажется, я почувствовал запах не таких хороших фокусников.
- 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:55,858 Слушай, слушай, слушай. Ты не можешь делать тот трюк с черной дырой.
- 00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:57,278 Он слишком хорош!
- 00:11:57,278 --> 00:11:59,568 Если ты выживешь, умрут наши карьеры.
- 00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:01,078 Я делаю что хочу, отстаньте!
- 00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:05,288 Я не взяла у них автографы!
- 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,578 Невероятный Мусорный Человек не оставил нам выбора.
- 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,998 Я знаю, что фокусники осуждают убийство,
- 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,048 но я люблю травку и проституток.
- 00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:14,548 Мне нужны эти деньги.
- 00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:18,638 Мы убедимся, что это будет финал. Его жизни.
- 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:24,218 Теперь я никогда не получу их автографы.
- 00:12:24,218 --> 00:12:25,808 И они убьют Корво!
- 00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:27,638 Как удобно, что я оказалась здесь.
- 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:31,518 Да что с тобой сегодня, Пупа?
- 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:37,738 Если ты выложил Слим Джима, значит, дело серьезное.
- 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:39,568 Нам нужен твой Playboy. Мы знаем, что он у тебя.
- 00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:41,318 Вы из ума выжили?
- 00:12:41,318 --> 00:12:43,788 Это же выпуск Girls of the Pac 10.
- 00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:46,868 Он стоит не менее 20 укусов.
- 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,668 Ну же!
- 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,998 Мне жаль, но я не могу поменяться с вами.
- 00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:53,378 Это единственная книга,
- 00:12:53,378 --> 00:12:54,458 которая здесь есть.
- 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,878 Ну и сиськи, понимаете.
- 00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:58,128 Прости, мне нужен этот Playboy!
- 00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:00,218 - Педро! Что ты делаешь? - Он у меня.
- 00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:01,048 Пошли!
- 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,178 Помогите! Воры!
- 00:13:15,318 --> 00:13:16,818 Бенихана, сучки.
- 00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:22,448 Господин Корво, вы можете объяснить конкретнее,
- 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,408 на что мы смотрим?
- 00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:24,368 Это квантомное кольцо.
- 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,998 Черная дыра, которую я построил из обломков моего корабля.
- 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,078 Вы должны хорошо разбираться в физике, чтобы понять...
- 00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:31,038 - Похоже на Звездные врата. - Что такое Звездные врата?
- 00:13:31,038 --> 00:13:33,248 Это вот эта штука, четвертый лучший фильм Курта Рассела.
- 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:36,508 Тогда я буду сегодня Куртом Расселом и прыгну в черную дыру.
- 00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:39,508 Если я сделаю это под правильным углом, то никакого вреда не будет.
- 00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:43,008 Если я смещусь даже на миллиметр, то я умру и, возможно, время взорвется.
- 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,178 Не уверен насчет последнего.
- 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:47,598 Значит, либо это будет классное шоу, либо мне больше не придется платить алименты.
- 00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:50,018 Ненавижу эту женщину.
- 00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:52,018 Это Тед Джонсон с репортажем
- 00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,058 с шоу фокусников.
- 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,108 Да, это точно Звездные врата.
- 00:13:57,778 --> 00:13:59,988 Корво, ты в беде! И мы должны предупредить тебя!
- 00:13:59,988 --> 00:14:01,398 Но вы сначала купили футболки.
- 00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:03,408 Это на всякий, чтобы мы не затерялись в толпе.
- 00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:06,368 Фокусники убьют тебя до того, как ты выполнишь трюк.
- 00:14:06,368 --> 00:14:08,408 О, я понял.
- 00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:10,618 Вы завидуете, вот и хотите быть частью моего шоу.
- 00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:12,828 У вас была возможность показать мне, как вы меня цените,
- 00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:14,878 вы могли прийти на мою Ночь Тако в четверг.
- 00:14:14,878 --> 00:14:17,048 Но мне пришлось выбросить все тако.
- 00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:19,668 - Помните это? - Нет, это было так давно.
- 00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:20,798 Ты не можешь все еще злиться на нас.
- 00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:23,758 Охрана, я не знаю этих людей. Выкиньте их отсюда!
- 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,468 Они убьют тебя!
- 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,218 Вы мне не нужны! Это моя арка!
- 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,808 Вау, что ты сделал?
- 00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:32,138 Не знаю, я ударил его в ту штуку, которая есть у людей.
- 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,058 Разделимся и найдем этих убийц.
- 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,858 И куда делись все карты?
- 00:14:37,858 --> 00:14:40,068 Думаю, вы удивитесь,
- 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,238 когда будете сидеть на унитазе завтра.
- 00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:47,408 А теперь, леди и джентельмены, финальный трюк!
- 00:14:47,948 --> 00:14:50,118 Я буду первым фокусником в истории,
- 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:52,828 который прыгнул в черную дыру!
- 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,168 Вот они!
- 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:11,808 О боже, вау, Юмьюлак,
- 00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:13,438 ты перерезал им горло.
- 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:16,558 Ты только что прикончил двух парней. Это безумие.
- 00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:19,148 Но ты сделал это, чтобы спасти жизнь Корво. Так что ладно.
- 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:20,608 Да, ладно. Хорошо, хорошо.
- 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:32,698 О боже, он мертв! Мой Корви!
- 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:38,708 Нет!
- 00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:42,508 Нет!
- 00:15:51,678 --> 00:15:53,678 Добро пожаловать в мою скромную обитель.
- 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:55,768 Я Герцог. Правитель теней.
- 00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,438 Главная вена. Большой мальчик. Предводитель стаи.
- 00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:01,528 Мои охранники сказали, что вы хотите поменяться со мной?
- 00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:05,648 Girls of the Pac 10!
- 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:06,818 Что вы за них хотите?
- 00:16:06,818 --> 00:16:09,118 Нам нужен инсулин. Мой отец умирает.
- 00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,698 Я был бы безумцем, если бы отказался.
- 00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:14,158 Эй, дайте им лекарство!
- 00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:15,538 Огромное спасибо!
- 00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:18,958 Я слышал, что из-за вас на втором уровне начался бунт.
- 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,668 Знаете, что он распространился на три уровня?
- 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:23,298 Я потерял силовика, который пытался остановить это.
- 00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:25,218 Так много жизней погублено.
- 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,378 В таком месте нелегко сохранять спокойствие.
- 00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:30,008 Даже если бы мы не были узниками инопланетян,
- 00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:33,098 все равно было бы сложно постоянно находиться вместе.
- 00:16:33,098 --> 00:16:34,808 Это ежедневный труд.
- 00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,888 Прошу вас, сэр, будьте великодушны.
- 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,058 Мой отец умирает.
- 00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:40,858 Дитя, я не монстр.
- 00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,858 Конечно же отец получит свой инсулин.
- 00:16:42,858 --> 00:16:44,398 Мы должны выжить.
- 00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:48,988 Как ты мог!
- 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,028 Уберите их.
- 00:16:50,028 --> 00:16:52,328 Тут пахнет как в нижней части стены.
- 00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:58,078 О, интервью с Марком Кубаном! Отлично!
- 00:16:59,078 --> 00:17:03,548 Сегодня мы возвращаем Корво к великому вседереву
- 00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:06,258 согласно традициям, как он и хотел бы:
- 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,428 его раздерут благородные птицы.
- 00:17:13,178 --> 00:17:14,428 Что я могу сказать о Корво?
- 00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:17,808 Корво был самым непопулярным человеком в доме
- 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,898 и пах как цельное молоко,
- 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,608 но мы все равно будем скучать по нему.
- 00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,398 Извините, я не хотел, чтобы это произошло прямо здесь.
- 00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:26,568 Я хотел сделать это позже. В ванной.
- 00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:28,738 Корво постоянно ворчал, но все равно был классным.
- 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,488 Это было прекрасно.
- 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,618 - У тебя только одна птица? - Да, их тяжело поймать.
- 00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:46,208 Как бы я хотел, чтобы мы пошли на одну из этих глупых вечеринок,
- 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,958 пока Корво был жив.
- 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,968 Мы бы могли ему в лицо сказать, как это скучно.
- 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,218 Даже если он просто хотел заставить нас
- 00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:54,138 слушать про скучную починку корабля.
- 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:55,678 Было бы здорово, если бы он был тут.
- 00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:58,388 Именно поэтому, в его честь, я принес его инструкции,
- 00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:00,518 и прочитаем про то, что он делал на корабле,
- 00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:02,098 а потом начнем делать это сами.
- 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,108 Ради Корво.
- 00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:04,358 Думаю, мы должны сделать это.
- 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,068 Перестань туда бить.
- 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,318 Ты жив! Корво! Ты жив! Ты..
- 00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,568 Абсолютно жив!
- 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,618 Вы купились! Я вас иллюзия-заобманил.
- 00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:16,908 Иллюзия обмана? Фильм? С Джесси Айзенбергом?
- 00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,328 Он научил меня двум важных вещам.
- 00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:21,288 Первое: слушая часть трюков - это трата кучи времени и денег
- 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:22,498 на то, чтобы обмануть всех.
- 00:18:22,498 --> 00:18:24,458 - И второе: семья. - Семья?
- 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,878 Это все случилось тогда, когда я уехал в Вегас.
- 00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:29,708 Знаете, мы были четырьмя одинокими фокусниками.
- 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,088 А теперь вот что.
- 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:32,628 Теперь мы абрака-семья.
- 00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:35,508 Я понял, что зашел слишком дорого и что вы мне нужны.
- 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:38,388 Мы не просто космическая команда, мы семейная команда.
- 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,178 Именно поэтому я нанял тех фокусников, чтобы они типа захотели убить меня!
- 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:42,478 Они все актеры.
- 00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:44,898 Не говори так! Мне нравились те фокусники!
- 00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:47,358 Именно поэтому посреди ночи я вложил ложные воспоминания о них
- 00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:48,648 в ваши головы!
- 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,318 Терри, мы убили двух из них.
- 00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:51,738 Я-я уверен, что это тоже трюк.
- 00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:53,448 Но подожди, как ты инсценировал свою смерть?
- 00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,408 После того, как я посмотрел Иллюзию обмана 2,
- 00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:57,868 Я прочитал Престиж.
- 00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:00,448 Корво, которого вы видели, был клоном. Очень хорошим клоном.
- 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:04,288 Он думал, это он - это я, и я сделал так, чтобы он чувствовал боль и все такое.
- 00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:07,338 И это сработало! Вы все подумали, что я мертв, и пришли на мою вечеринку!
- 00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:08,208 Хороший трюк, верно?
- 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,878 - О да. - Классный.
- 00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:15,468 Корво, это лучший трюк из всех!
- 00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,428 Кто-то еще участвовал в трюке?
- 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:23,438 Пупа весь день был картонкой?
- 00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:24,728 Кто ты вообще такой?
- 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,398 Браво, Пупа! Потрясающе!
- 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,768 Лучший день трюков!
- 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,108 Трюки, трюки, трюки!
- 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:33,108 Трюки, трюки, трюки!
- 00:19:33,108 --> 00:19:35,108 Трюки, трюки, трюки!
- 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,408 Ладно, хватит.
- 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,328 Итак, лавовый реактор всего состоит из 78 деталей.
- 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:41,038 Первая - это воронка пахоэхоэ.
- 00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:42,538 Она состоит из 72 шунтов.
- 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:46,368 Каждое из них нужно аккуратно сдвинуть перед тем, как продолжить.
- 00:19:46,368 --> 00:19:47,328 Какой остой.
- 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:50,878 Энрике, мне так жаль, я не знаю, как это случилось.
- 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:52,338 Ты спас меня, Тим.
- 00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:54,668 Но я не знаю, как я справлюсь без моего мальчика.
- 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,218 Я-я просто не знаю.
- 00:19:56,218 --> 00:19:58,508 Попадаешь ли ты в рай, если тебя уменьшили?
- 00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:00,968 Он умер уменьшенным!
- 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,388 Все должно быть иначе.
- 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,438 Педро не должен был умирать.
- 00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:10,318 Нужно исправить это место.
- 00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:12,568 Как один человек может изменить мир?
- 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,858 Разрушив его.
- 00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:18,818 - Давай, бемегот, ешь! - Ну же, ешь, бегемот!
- 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,118 Иди к черту, Джесси.
- 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,948 - Люблю эту игру. - Бемеготы!
- 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,761 God dammit. They're not coming. Again.
- 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,140 Computer, turn off the mariachi <i>simulación</i>.
- 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,019 I should hope that you're all going out to get more Miller L-l-l-lights
- 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,562 for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.
- 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,148 Oh wait, that was tonight? Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.
- 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:26,151 It's always on Tuesdays, and you've missed the last <i>tres.</i>
- 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,111 We know you're just trying to trick us into hanging out with you.
- 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,613 No! I'm trying to trick you into learning about ship repair.
- 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,868 How many times do we have to ghost on you before you stop with the taco thing?
- 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,536 - Oh, you're coming. - Nuh-uh.
- 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,163 Oh, you're gonna come so hard you're gonna beg me to stop.
- 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,080 Yeah, you wish.
- 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,874 We're going to Conner Miller's birthday party.
- 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,376 His mom is rich, and his dad's trying to be a novelist,
- 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,669 so I bet they get in a big fight.
- 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,879 There's gonna be a magician.
- 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,299 It'll be my first autograph in my awesome Magician Autograph Journal!
- 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,300 Magic is stupid.
- 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,969 Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain how he's doing his tricks.
- 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,096 Please don't come. You know, I don't think you'd like it.
- 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,765 It has nothing to do with chores or yelling.
- 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,060 Um, Korvo, you don't really do well in a social setting.
- 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,394 It's kinda like your thing.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,354 Hm, your reverse psychology has worked, Terry.
- 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,107 Nothing will stop me from joining you at this child's birthday party.
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,151 - Ahh! - Yay, Korvo!
- 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,201 What a waste of paper.
- 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,953 The only good ceremony involving children is the Jewish one
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,205 where they cut off the penis.
- 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,998 Am I right?
- 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,374 Slow down!
- 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:31,341 - Just a slow-down ray. No big deal. - Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
- 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,134 On the nose much?
- 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,470 Magic! Magic!
- 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,430 Rabbit was hidden under the table. Dumb.
- 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,682 Fake thumb.
- 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,851 Foam ball in the armpit.
- 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,105 Mouth full of flags. This is so stupid, anyone could do this.
- 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,106 I could do this.
- 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,568 I could do this.
- 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,072 <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.</i>
- 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,532 <i>Until the asteroid hit.</i>
- 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,202 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa</i>
- 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,246 <i>and escaped into, uh, the space,</i>
- 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,249 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
- 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,252 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
- 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,003 <i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
- 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,047 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
- 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,299 <i>This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?</i>
- 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,634 <i>This is ridiculous.</i>
- 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:18,388 <i>I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid.</i>
- 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,848 <i>They're always talking about how they love their family,</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,141 <i>but they're never making their family gigantic.</i>
- 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,017 <i>They're all normal sized.</i>
- 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,477 <i>If you like something, you should be trying to make it gigantic.</i>
- 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,487 All right, be sure to share.
- 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:38,324 Make sure the lower levels get Reese's and don't hog the Skittles.
- 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,742 Yumyulack, I'm heading out.
- 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,119 I like to get to school early
- 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,163 so I can watch the teachers drink in the parking lot.
- 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,291 Oh hold on. I just want to put my latest victim, I mean specimen, in there too.
- 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,542 Wait, I know her.
- 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,336 Is that the lady who puts her dog's poop in the mailbox?
- 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,007 Ugh, I wish. It's just the waitress from the Benihana over by the strip club.
- 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,050 Why is she going in the wall? I thought she was a nice one.
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,468 I said I didn't want shrimp!
- 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,221 If I was allergic, I could have died! Is that what you want?
- 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:03,558 Of course not. I wish everything lived forever. You know that.
- 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:10,064 Oh my god. Where the fuck am I?
- 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,275 Welcome, citizen.
- 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,986 - Hey, hey, get away from me-- - Ahh!
- 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,988 Whatever you got in your pockets is ours!
- 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,781 Wallet, gum, key metal--
- 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,783 She's got Tums! Ow!
- 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,163 We could do this the easy way or the toothpick way.
- 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,081 - Your choice. - This isn't over.
- 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,001 Everyone runs out of fancy toothpicks at some point.
- 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,505 Come with me if you want to live.
- 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,507 - That's from <i>Predator.</i> - It's from the <i>Terminator.</i>
- 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,801 Oh, crap, really? <i>'</i> Cause I've been saying that for weeks.
- 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,970 - Are you sure? - I've seen that movie a hundred times.
- 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,223 We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.
- 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,142 <i>What's up, Korvo? Do you want to resume, um,</i>
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,604 <i>correcting any inaccuracies in the cross-galactic navigation matrix?</i>
- 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,980 No, I don't have time to relax.
- 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,316 Today we need to find out how I can be a magician.
- 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,651 <i>Isn't magic... lame?</i>
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,071 If magic is lame, then why do you have a quarter in your hologram?
- 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,823 <i>What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.</i>
- 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,285 Exactly. Okay, I need to be the best magician I can as fast as possible.
- 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,496 <i>Is this some sort of emotional arc?</i>
- 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:10,041 A magician never reveals his motivations. Let's get started.
- 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,501 <i>Calculating wonder.</i>
- 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,545 <i>Done. I'll teach in the form of Earth's greatest illusionists.</i>
- 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:19,926 <i>Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery, the pickup artist from</i> The Game.
- 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,596 <i>I can escape anything and neg anyone. You're not as hot as your friend.</i>
- 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,056 <i>Which part is Copperfield?</i>
- 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,308 <i>The other two personalities ate him.</i>
- 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,269 Can I please just get a regular tutorial?
- 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,062 <i>Fine. Processing.</i>
- 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,982 <i>It seems like you should combine simple tricks with what you're already great at.</i>
- 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,233 - Cooking salmon? <i>-Ugh.</i>
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,403 Computer, lower impatience expression by 25 percent.
- 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,822 <i>You should incorporate advanced technology into your act.</i>
- 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,782 Combine alien technology with sleight of hand,
- 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,659 a show like that would blow people's minds!
- 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,036 Especially if we served salmon at intermission.
- 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,498 The Duke says you're late on our Skittle tax.
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,792 All I could find was a Junior Mint.
- 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,253 - Keep walking, don't get involved. - What the hell is this place?
- 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,381 This whole world is a prison created by alien kids.
- 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,050 It's made up of a system of connected terrariums.
- 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,719 Those guys are enforcers.
- 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,972 They're part of a martial police formed by the ruler of the wall.
- 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,850 - I'm guessing that's The Duke? - It's pretty complicated.
- 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,977 Is he like The Duke of New York from <i>Escape from New York?</i>
- 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,729 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, it's exactly like that.
- 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,315 Oh, I forgot about that movie. Yeah. It's exactly the same.
- 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,151 Jesse, the girl alien, gives us candy and little gifts.
- 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,111 And then The Duke hoards and distributes that,
- 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,113 and that's just, you know, that's how he keeps control.
- 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,866 - Yeah, you got it. - Why is this rope so minty?
- 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,995 Because it's floss. We use what we have! My pants are from a Polly Pocket.
- 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,956 Go ahead, pick a card.
- 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,877 I will now turn these cards into 56 different extinct animals.
- 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,631 I believe this... is your card.
- 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:46,012 Korvo, that was amazing! When did you become a magician?
- 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,598 I've been secretly learning so you guys would love me!
- 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,557 Well, it worked!
- 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,976 We should go out for pizza and talk about how great you are.
- 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,519 Hm, no.
- 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,521 You know, I thought I learned magic to get your attention,
- 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,023 but that's just not enough anymore.
- 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,067 You're all too provincial and lame for me now.
- 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,402 You're intoxicated with fame off one performance?
- 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,320 Yes.
- 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,781 But we're not like even, like, a little provincial.
- 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,324 Where's he getting this bullshit?
- 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,867 Now that I'm better than you, I'm going to become
- 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,535 the greatest magician of all time,
- 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,913 and you will collectively be portrayed as the first wife
- 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,664 who didn't believe in me in my biopic.
- 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,083 I always stop the movie at that point,
- 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,542 so I assume it goes great for the protagonist
- 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,378 after he cuts ties with his friends and family.
- 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,505 Enjoy being left behind!
- 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,800 This is just like the time when I married Ansel Elgort.
- 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,718 The little scamp. He's lucky he got away.
- 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,888 I loved him so much. Ugh, why can't I call him?
- 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:32,058 <i>I got you a meeting with the biggest magician talent scout</i>
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,184 <i>in the world.</i>
- 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:36,729 <i>Ha! She lives in a one-bedroom apartment above the Wendy's by the train tracks.</i>
- 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,816 I'm not ready, I-I don't have a wand o-or an assistant--
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,902 I really only needed one of each.
- 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,363 <i>How about your next trick is not complaining for once?</i>
- 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,490 Fuck you, computer. Words can hurt.
- 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,285 This is the marketplace.
- 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,371 If there's something you need, you can barter for it here.
- 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,414 What do people trade with?
- 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,166 Well, mostly whatever they had in their pockets when they got shrunk.
- 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,669 If you had cargo shorts on, you're basically rich.
- 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,381 Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers live like kings in here.
- 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,007 You know, your hair is pretty valuable.
- 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,385 We could probably trade those bangs in for some Mikes,
- 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,679 maybe even an Ike if they're in season.
- 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,516 Enrique? Don't eat that.
- 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,685 - You know it gives you the sugar shakes. - Sugar shakes?
- 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,937 Yeah, we don't know the word for diabetes.
- 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,147 It's diabetes.
- 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,149 Oh yeah. S--I'm sorry. I'm losing my mind.
- 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,817 I haven't had a vegetable in months.
- 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,527 Dad, come on, just a sip.
- 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,571 Did you find any insulin? Down at the drop zone?
- 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,240 Sorry, man. Everyone who came in only had breath mints and Chapsticks.
- 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,325 Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,161 Look, we're gonna make it work. I promise.
- 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,413 Your dad is gonna be okay.
- 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,623 If this man is diabetic, why does he keep eating chocolate?
- 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,500 Well, the only food they give us is candy.
- 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:43,171 Sometimes they'll drop in an apple or a cocktail onion, but it's very rare.
- 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,548 We have to figure out how to barter for insulin from The Duke.
- 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,008 He can get anything in here.
- 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,926 Man, he is really going to town.
- 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,888 Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!
- 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:56,142 If you thought I was any old magician, I hate to burst your balloon.
- 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,856 End of trick.
- 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,704 The real magic was in you the whole time. Now, now clap.
- 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,458 - Pass. - What? W-why?
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,044 You're less "abra cadabra" and more "average cadaver."
- 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,795 You got no personality, kid.
- 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,049 I-I-I could try to build a device that steals other people's charisma
- 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,134 and then inject it into my body like chemotherapy.
- 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:34,180 You're a sad blue creep with no hair. It's not gonna happen.
- 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,307 You're a sad blue creep!
- 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:39,852 - What are you, crying? - I-I'm not crying, you're crying!
- 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,444 Well, this is creepy.
- 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,905 Yeah, this level is run by the Bowinian church.
- 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,074 It's the religion that worships Jesse,
- 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,284 the girl alien who gives us food and medicine.
- 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,327 She's the one with the bow--
- 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,163 yeah, oh, hey now, that's why they call it the "Bowinian Church."
- 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,749 - Okay, I just got that. - There's already a whole religion?
- 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,584 How long have you people been in here?
- 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,295 Time moves differently in the wall. It changes a man.
- 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,757 - Wait, the aliens can control time? - No, no. It's more like a metaphor.
- 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,885 Just, look, we eat a lot of candy, and that makes everything weird.
- 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,263 Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.
- 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,557 Think of it like Vegas. Okay, could you just go with it?
- 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,141 Okay, geez. It tracks.
- 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,811 I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.
- 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,565 Our insulin is derived from the mold we grow on old Twizzlers.
- 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,149 We only have enough for the flock.
- 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,150 That's bullshit!
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,945 You're afraid The Duke will be pissed if he thinks you're competing with him!
- 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,238 We should just take it.
- 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,574 I'll pray for your father.
- 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,825 I knew they wouldn't help us.
- 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,785 - Religion's such bullshit. - Wait!
- 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:38,995 - Take this. - What is it?
- 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,249 It's a Slim Jim. It's barely two snaps long, but it's gotta be worth something.
- 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,167 Use it to trade for what you seek.
- 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,212 Oh, I-I shouldn't be here. May the bow be with you.
- 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,882 Protein is like gold in here. But is this enough for The Duke?
- 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,385 No, but I know what we can trade it for.
- 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,515 Tricks aren't enough, I have to be likable? That's impossible!
- 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,350 I wish I'd never learned magic!
- 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,438 - Ta-dah! - Yo!trash magic!
- 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,648 And the bouquet that turns into doves!
- 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,525 That then turn into pterodactyls!
- 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,446 Ta-dah!
- 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:18,034 I-I usually only post breastfeeding reaction videos, but this is sick.
- 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,535 <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,663 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,206 <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,250 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,085 <i>Ta-dah! Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,420 <i>Ta-dah!</i>
- 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,094 Okay, this is so amazing, I can't believe it.
- 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,930 Our next guest is, he's so great, he's so great,
- 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,851 please welcome "The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man!"
- 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,939 I wanted to be on <i>Kimmel</i>.
- 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,659 <i>Tomorrow night, the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud</i>
- 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:04,205 <i>to present The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man!</i>
- 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,334 <i>Featuring the most dangerous trick</i>
- 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,420 <i>leaping through a black hole!</i>
- 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:17,259 <i>How will he survive the gravimetric forces as they rip his atomic structure asunder?</i>
- 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,222 We're going to Vegas tomorrow to see Korvo do tricks!
- 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,684 I'll finally see the city of sin! Yay, sin!
- 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,811 I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!
- 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,312 And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!
- 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,106 Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.
- 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,941 Or he!
- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,858 Greetings.
- 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:36,278 I am world renowned magician Wilkins Micawber.
- 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,406 I'm as famous as a magician can get,
- 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,493 think the third Hemsworth brother, as are my mysterious compatriots.
- 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,955 We are here to parlay with The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.
- 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,082 - Where hence ye? - He's practicing his act upstairs.
- 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,834 Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.
- 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,586 I thought I smelled the stench of lesser magicians.
- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,756 Listen, listen, listen. You can't do this black hole trick.
- 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,552 - It's too amazing! - If you survive, our careers die.
- 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,220 I do what I want, leave me alone!
- 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,266 I didn't get their autographs!
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,102 The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man left us no choice.
- 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,896 Now I know murder is frowned upon by magic law,
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,483 but I love weed and prostitutes. So I need that money.
- 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,529 We'll make sure this is his grand finale. Of life.
- 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,703 Oh, now I'll never get their autographs. And they're gonna kill Korvo!
- 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,955 Pretty convenient I came out here.
- 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,500 What is your deal today, Pupa?
- 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,715 Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim like this unless you mean business.
- 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,550 We need your <i>Playboy</i>. We know you have it.
- 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:43,679 Have you lost your mind? It's the <i>Girls of the Pac 10.</i>
- 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,849 That would cost at least, uh, 20 snaps per Pac.
- 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,642 Come on, man!
- 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,895 Hey, I'm sorry, but I can't make the trade.
- 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,356 It's one of the only pieces of reading material that made it in here.
- 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,858 Plus titties, you know.
- 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,527 Sorry, dude, but I need that <i>Playboy</i>!
- 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,987 - Pedro! What the hell? - I got it.
- 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,030 Go!
- 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,157 Help! I'm being robbed!
- 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,288 Ahh!
- 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:11,749 Ahh!
- 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,796 Benihana, bitch.
- 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,343 Mr. Korvo, could you explain exactly
- 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,385 what we're looking at here?
- 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,889 It's a Quantum Ring, a black hole I built out of pieces from my space cruiser.
- 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,974 You kind of have to know a lot about physics to understand--
- 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,018 - Looks like a Stargate. - What's a Stargate?
- 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,229 It's what this is, and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.
- 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,398 Then today I will be Kurt Russell, by diving through the black hole.
- 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,401 If I hit it at just the right angle, I should pass through unharmed.
- 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,905 If I'm even a millimeter off, I die and maybe time implodes,
- 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:43,948 I'm not sure about that last part.
- 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:48,035 So either it's a great show or I no longer have to pay my alimony.
- 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,079 I hate that woman.
- 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,541 This is Ted Johnson, reporting from backstage at a magic show.
- 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,084 Yeah, definitely a Stargate.
- 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,544 Oh, oh, oh--
- 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,880 Korvo, you're in trouble! A-and we came to warn you!
- 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,298 But you stopped to get t-shirts.
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,384 It was in case we got separated in the crowd!
- 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,345 Magicians are gonna kill you before you do your big trick!
- 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,305 Oh, hm, I see what this is.
- 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,516 You got jealous and now you want to be part of my show.
- 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,726 You all had your chance to show me you appreciated me
- 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,770 by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,
- 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,939 but instead I had to throw all the tacos away.
- 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,400 - Remember that? From earlier? - No, that was like a million years ago.
- 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,776 You can't still be mad at that.
- 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,654 Security, I don't know these people. Get them out of here!
- 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,406 They're gonna do a murder on you!
- 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,199 I don't need you! This is my arc!
- 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,702 Wow, what did you do?
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,037 I don't know, I kicked him in that thing people have.
- 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,039 We gotta split up and find those magic murderers.
- 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,835 And where did all those cards go?
- 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,214 I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised during your first bowel movement tomorrow.
- 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,383 Oh.
- 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,386 And now, ladies and gentlemen, my final trick of the night!
- 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:52,808 I will be the first magician in history to jump through a black hole!
- 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,145 There they are!
- 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,657 Uhh--
- 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,245 Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack, you just cut those guys' throats.
- 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,457 You just ended two human lives. That’s crazy.
- 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,043 But you were doing it to save Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.
- 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,586 Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.
- 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,681 Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!
- 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:38,687 No!
- 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,483 No!
- 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,577 Welcome to my humble abode.
- 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,663 I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.
- 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,415 The main vein. The big boy. The top puppy.
- 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,627 My guards tell me you're interested in a swap of some kind?
- 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,547 <i>Girls of the Pac 10!</i>
- 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,093 - What can I trade you for? - We need insulin. My dad is dying.
- 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,595 I'd be crazy not to take that deal.
- 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,764 Hey, get some sugar shots for my friends here!
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,557 Thank you so much!
- 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,852 Oh, I heard about the riot you caused on level two.
- 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:23,148 You know, it spread to three levels? I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.
- 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,025 A lot of lives lost for that stunt.
- 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,361 It's not easy keeping the peace in a place like this.
- 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,697 Even if we weren't the prisoners of two alien children,
- 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,992 it would be hard being this close to each other all the time.
- 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,787 - It's a daily struggle. - Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.
- 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:40,749 - My dad is dying. - Oh kid, I'm not a monster.
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,378 Of course your dad can have his insulin. Our job is to survive.
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,009 - You didn't have to do that! - Get them out of here.
- 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,302 It's starting to smell like low wall.
- 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:58,058 Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!
- 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:03,522 Today, we give Korvo back to the great all tree,
- 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,150 in the traditional way
- 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,403 ripped apart by noble birds.
- 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,408 What can I say about Korvo?
- 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,703 Korvo was easily the least popular person in the house
- 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:21,582 and he smelled like whole milk, but we're still gonna miss him.
- 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 I'm sorry, I-I didn't want to do it right here.
- 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,462 I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.
- 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,089 Korvo was mean, and being mean is tight.
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,467 That was beautiful.
- 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,598 - You only got one bird? - Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.
- 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,565 Man, I just wish we had gone to one of these stupid parties
- 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,858 when Korvo was alive, you know.
- 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,943 We could've told him how boring this was to his face.
- 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,112 Yeah, even though it was clear that he just wanted to trick us
- 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,031 into listening to boring ship repair stuff,
- 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,657 it would have been nice to have him around.
- 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,285 That's why, in his honor, I have brought down his manuals,
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,496 and we are gonna read about the work he did on the ship
- 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,997 and start doing it ourselves.
- 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,374 - For Korvo. - I guess we have to do that now.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,793 Ta-daaaa!
- 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,045 You have to stop kicking there.
- 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,214 You're alive! Oh, Korvo, y-you're alive! You're--
- 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,510 Alive like a fox! And you all fell for it! I <i>Now You See Me'd</i> you!!
- 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,804 <i>Now You See Me?</i> The movie? With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.
- 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,138 It taught me two important things.
- 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,183 the best part of any magic trick is spending a ton of time and money
- 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,392 setting up an elaborate lie.
- 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,353 family. - Family?
- 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,855 <i>It all happened when I ditched you guys for Vegas...</i>
- 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,190 <i>Yeah, you know, we were just</i>
- 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,984 <i>four lonely magicians. And then presto.</i>
- 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,694 <i>Now we're abraca-family.</i>
- 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,489 <i>I realized I'd gone too far and I needed you guys.</i>
- 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,367 <i>We're not just a space team, we're also a family team.</i>
- 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,161 <i>Which is why I had to hire those magicians to pretend to kill me!</i>
- 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,579 <i>They're all out-of-work actors.</i>
- 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873 <i>Don't say that! I love those magicians!</i>
- 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,334 <i>That's because in the middle of the night, I planted false memories</i>
- 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627 <i>of them in all of your heads!</i>
- 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,212 Terry, we killed two of those guys.
- 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,672 I-I'm sure that was just part of the trick.
- 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,423 But wait, how did you fake your death?
- 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,259 After I was finished with <i>Now You See Me 2,</i>
- 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,678 I read the novelization of <i>The Prestige.</i>
- 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,430 <i>The Korvo you saw die was a clone. A really good one too.</i>
- 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,268 <i>He thought he was me, and I made sure he could feel pain and-and all that stuff.</i>
- 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,229 And it worked! You all totally thought I was dead and came to my party!
- 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,814 Good trick, right?
- 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,860 - Oh yeah. - Amazing.
- 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:17,406 Korvo, that was the best trick ever! Was anyone else doing a trick?
- 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:24,621 The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day? Who even are you?
- 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,290 - Ta-da! - Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!
- 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,667 Best day of tricks ever!
- 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,005 Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!
- 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,383 - Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! - All right, enough!
- 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,219 Now, there are 78 parts of the lavatic reactor.
- 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,514 The first is the Pahoehoe funnel. It has 72 shunts.
- 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,268 Each shunt must be gently jostled before you can proceed--
- 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,769 Well, this sucks.
- 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,856 Enrique, I'm so sorry, I don't know how this happened.
- 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,568 You saved me, Tim. But I don't know how I'll go on without my boy.
- 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,405 I-I-I just don't know. Do you go to heaven if you die small?
- 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,949 He died small!
- 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,287 It doesn't have to be this way.
- 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,414 Pedro didn't have to die.
- 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,544 - I have to fix this place. - How can one person change the world?
- 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,798 By tearing it down.
- 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,799 Come on! Come on, hippo.
- 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,967 - Eat, eat! - Come on, eat it, hippo
- 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,010 Fuck you, Jesse.
- 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,929 - I love this game. - Hippos!
- 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:06,902 ДАВАЙТЕ ГОВОРИТЬ О РЕМОНТЕ СУДОВ И ЕСТЬ ТАКО
- 00:00:15,911 --> 00:00:30,634 ЭТО ЛОВУШКА
- 00:00:45,857 --> 00:00:48,943 ФОКУСНИКИ ИЮЛЬ-ДЕКАБРЬ
- 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,095 С МАГИЧЕСКИМ ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ, КОННЕР!
- 00:02:06,855 --> 00:02:24,498 ПРОДАНО
- 00:03:07,123 --> 00:03:08,458 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ПУСТОШИ
- 00:03:16,132 --> 00:03:20,804 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ПУСТОШИ
- 00:04:57,150 --> 00:05:08,036 МИЛОСТЬ ГЕРЦОГА - ЧЕСТЬ ДЛЯ НАС
- 00:06:51,306 --> 00:06:53,391 РЫНОК
- 00:06:58,354 --> 00:06:59,689 КОФЕ ЕДА
- 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:04,652 СЛАДОСТИ ОДЕЖДА
- 00:07:04,652 --> 00:07:07,071 ОПАСНАЯ ХРЕНЬ СПИЧКИ
- 00:10:17,219 --> 00:10:19,096 ОБГОРЕЛЫЙ ЧУВАК/ВОЛАН-ДЕ-МОРТ МУСОРНАЯ МАГИЯ
- 00:10:19,555 --> 00:10:20,765 ВОЙНА В ЗВЁЗДАХ
- 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:21,557 ПОДЕЛИТЬСЯ
- 00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:36,113 НЬЮ-ЙОРК ДЖИММИ ФЕЛЛОН
- 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,962 НЕВЕРОЯТНЫЙ ОБГОРЕЛЫЙ МУСОРНЫЙ ЧУВАК
- 00:10:57,301 --> 00:10:58,386 КАДАБРА
- 00:10:58,386 --> 00:10:59,428 ФОКУСЫ С ВОЗДУШНЫМИ ШАРАМИ
- 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:00,262 "ИЛЛЮЗИИ" ШОУ ПОГОРЕЛЬЦА
- 00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:37,735 СЛАДОСТИ ПО СКИДКЕ ОСТРЫЕ ПАЛКИ
- 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:03,404 ОБГОРЕЛЫЙ МУСОРНЫЙ ЧУВАК
- 00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:37,855 НЕВЕРОЯТНЫЙ ОБГОРЕЛЫЙ МУСОРНЫЙ ЧУВАК
- 00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,875 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ЛАС-ВЕГАС
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