Стиратель Земли — Терри нравится посещать званые ужины и общаться там с людьми. У Корво наоборот непринуждённое общение не получается. На этой почве, при помощи продажного сенатора, он объявляет званые ужины вне закона. В свою очередь, после смерти деспотичного правителя Герцога, налаживается жизнь уменьшенных людей, которые живут в террариуме в стене в комнате Юмьюлака и Джесси. Неожиданно в Стене происходит убийство, чего не случалось со времён войны. Этим делом должен заняться герой этой войны Халк.

Предыдущая серия S02 E01 Священное неповторяющееся число

Следующая серия S02 E03 Устройство дома у озера

Стиратель Земли

The Earth Eraser

Сезон: 02Серия: 02

Описание

Терри нравится посещать званые ужины и общаться там с людьми. У Корво наоборот непринуждённое общение не получается. На этой почве, при помощи продажного сенатора, он объявляет званые ужины вне закона. В свою очередь, после смерти деспотичного правителя Герцога, налаживается жизнь уменьшенных людей, которые живут в террариуме в стене в комнате Юмьюлака и Джесси. Неожиданно в Стене происходит убийство, чего не случалось со времён войны. Этим делом должен заняться герой этой войны Халк.

Субтитры

00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,052 I need more retweets or I'll never get hired at Hollister.
00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,137 Your Klout goes at the top of your rezzie
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,515 Did you see what I posted today? "Garfield Fucks."
00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,683 (LAUGHING)
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,521 But I only got three fuckin' retwats. You gotta spot me for a bot army...
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:21,730 (SCREAMS)
00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,106 I know what you're gonna say...
00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,983 That you shouldn't be shrinking people down anymore?
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,028 - He deserved it. - Yeah, he did. He was a real yutz.
00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,073 Wait, you aren't all freaked out about the Wall stuff anymore?
00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,200 policing you is like a whole second job.
00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:35,994 This year, I'm focusing on what makes made happy.
00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,955 I'm getting my realtor's license.
00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,041 You sure you're not gonna be on my ass about this later?
00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,002 I just can't believe you're still shrinking people down.
00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,587 - It's tired. - Not to me.
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,130 It's my favorite part of our whole thing.
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,924 They had an awesome little war in there.
00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,593 - I'm going to keep doing it. - Whatevs.
00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,387 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,056 (RUMBLING)
00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,433 (GRUNTING)
00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:06,149 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,778 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa</i>
00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,780 <i>and escaped into the space,</i>
00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,324 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,202 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet...</i>
00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,246 <i>That's right. I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,248 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,126 <i>This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?</i>
00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,838 <i>This is ridiculous. I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid.</i>
00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,340 <i>Some animals are pets but they eat animals and other animals,</i>
00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,552 <i>they don't eat till they train and they play basketball like</i> Air Bud <i>dog.</i>
00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,137 <i>How come you can't just eat any animal?</i>
00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,020 Terry! Get down here. Your fries are losing heat due to entropy.
00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,230 You can throw those fries up a butt, I don't need them.
00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,066 What's with the untucked shirt? You think you're fancier than us?
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,611 Yeah. That's why I'm going to a fabulous dinner party.
00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,571 - Why wasn't I asked? - I didn't get invited.
00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,032 Because you guys hate people, parties and going outside.
00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,034 Plus, you don't even have button down shirts.
00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,912 It's nice to be asked. You and I haven't had a night out in a long time.
00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,664 <i>Not since we went to that</i> Chronicles of Riddick <i>sing-along at the Bowl.</i>
00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:03,957 You're going too?
00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,877 I'm gonna meet rich old guys and get them to leave their wives for some
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,337 hot <i>Black Mirror</i> action.
00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,048 But I slaved away ordering all this from Hulu Luau.
00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,717 You wanna waste a whole roasted pig and these fire wands?
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,846 Sorry. Me and the Pupa are performing tonight. We're a musical dyad.
00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,015 As team leader, I should be included in all things.
00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,559 Which is why I demand that we all be invited to this dinnering party.
00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,437 No! I can't add a plus one so late in the day, let alone a plus two.
00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,440 Then I will activate the Earth Eraser and we can all get turned into dust.
00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,733 EARTH ERASER: <i>All matter will be atomized</i>
00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,984 <i>in five, four, three, two and a half, two...</i>
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,154 Okay, Jesus fucking Christ. I added you to the RSVP.
00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,948 You've sufficiently cramped my style.
00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,449 Good. We shall leave in an hour.
00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,494 I need to apply darker blue makeup to everywhere under my robe.
00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,246 Man, we gotta throw out that Earth Eraser.
00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,580 EARTH ERASER: <i>Try and die, bitch.</i>
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,792 Does my shirt look okay?
00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,335 - Is it untucked enough? - Yeah.
00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 Relax. But remember, don't be yourself in there.
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,339 These people want you to have a good time.
00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,549 Shut up. I know that.
00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,219 Smell my peen'! They grow the grapes in Brooklyn
00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,221 in the middle of a Montessori preschool.
00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,682 Yes, smells like, wine.
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,476 Congratulations on your procurement of the bottle.
00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,813 "Wine?" Who calls a Green Point pinot "wine?"
00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,441 Oh, man, he's just kidding. Korvo would never do that.
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,610 It's from Brooklyn. Brooklyn.
00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,903 - Brooklyn? - BOTH: Brooklyn.
00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,448 I've never been to Brooklyn, but I once chased a mechanoid around Jupiter's moons.
00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,158 What a weird thing to say. Nobody cares about that.
00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,410 We're talking about Brooklyn.
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,997 You're the one who demanded to come, could you at least try to be social?
00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,666 I am trying. Brooklyn! Brooklyn!
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,423 Hi, there! I'm Mia. Welcome to the Wall.
00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,342 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,554 (IN ENGLISH) I speak English.
00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,557 Oh, goody! I'm the Wall greeter. Fresh lemonade?
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,018 - What is going on here? - Shh. It's okay.
00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:49,479 I know it seems overwhelming, but you have nothing to be afraid of.
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,524 An alien boy shrank you down and put you in a terrarium
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,985 - he keeps hidden in his bedroom wall. - What the fuck?
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:59,072 Our world used to be a terrible place, full of violence and starvation.
00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:04,494 The wall was divided into levels all run by a cruel dictator, the Duke.
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,914 But then Tim, a brilliant, fearless warrior,
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,917 led a resistance that rose up against The Duke.
00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,835 They fought a bloody war.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:16,465 We lost many friends that evening. But we also gained heroes.
00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,092 We have many to thank for their sacrifices,
00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,555 but none more than Cherie, who lost her life slaying The Duke.
00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,808 We're going to celebrate her with the first annual Cherie Day soon!
00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,979 There's a feast and a parade, and everyone gets one lick of our giant sugar cube.
00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,648 You people have a whole world in here?
00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,566 Yes, and you will too.
00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,902 Look at this as a chance for a brand-new life.
00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,904 What have you always dreamed of doing?
00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,114 I guess I've always wanted to design clothes.
00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,075 I've never said that out loud before.
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,619 Perfect. Let me put in your first order.
00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,162 I need a dress for Cherie Day.
00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,122 I'm about a jelly bean and a half tall.
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,332 Donna Langley!
00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,542 Terry, come here.
00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,169 We're playing Inside Baseball Hollywood Executive Celebrity.
00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:57,798 Too easy. David Nevins? Come on. Let's take the bumpers off.
00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,466 - Yumyulack, you're up. - And go.
00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,928 - I don't know who the fuck this is. - Pass and go to the next one!
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,472 Okay, this person's name sounds like a demon.
00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,099 Did they reinvent TV on DVD?
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,393 You didn't know Doug Herzog?
00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,936 (ALL LAUGHING)
00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,688 (SCATTING)
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,190 <i>Batman.</i>
00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:20,863 (SIGHS) Look, we got a lot of applause out there, but it was 100% gratuitous.
00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,324 I don't want to point fingers at the weak link here, but you were way off.
00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,702 - Get your shit together, Pupes. -(SIGHS)
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,037 How the fuck were we supposed to know "Debbie Liebling?"
00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,248 How about we play Celebrities From the Home World?
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,375 Here's one. This Shlorpian invented heated goo.
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,168 - Zelgar! - Yes! Point for us!
00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,547 This party just got real lame about two seconds ago.
00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,508 I think it was when Craig started to explain the David S. Pumpkins sketch.
00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,428 Korvo, how about you guys just go on and get out of here?
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,014 - You're kind of ruining the vibe. - We're ruining the vibe?
00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,600 Did you not hear Jamie try to do his impression of a train?
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,602 -(GASPS) - Look, you apologize to him right now.
00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,187 You can all go smell peen' in hell.
00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,688 - How dare you? -(DOOR CLOSES)
00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,482 A good peen' would never survive in that heat anyway.
00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,447 (KNOCK ON DOOR)
00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:05,991 Hey, welcome to the Wall.
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,534 I'm Steve, the nutritionist.
00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,869 Here's your produce for the day.
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,954 Fresh blueberries and cherry tomatoes.
00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,456 Wow. These are gorgeous.
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,418 Well, I grew them myself from seeds we pulled out of a Kind Bar. Enjoy!
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,383 Heya, Halk! Here are your "nutes."
00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,678 Wow, Steve. These look great. You've really got a green thumb.
00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,890 Oh, come on. I'm nothing compared to a war hero like you.
00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,434 Oh, well, I don't like to dwell on those days.
00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,604 I'll never forget how many people you pulled out from under those Nerds.
00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,525 So many of my friends who could have died that day are around because of you.
00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,360 I brought you something special.
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,451 Steve is really growing the hell out of those Kind Bar seeds.
00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,912 Mmm. Mmm. This... Ah...
00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,747 This is the best thing in the Wall.
00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,832 That strawberry is the best thing in here?
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,543 Yep. Nothing better.
00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,628 Nothing in your life is better than a berry?
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,088 Mmm. I can't think of anything.
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,007 Such a shame 'cause I was gonna give you this...
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,384 Halk!
00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,469 I had this whole speech about how I want to spend
00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,472 the rest of my tiny life with the woman with the biggest heart...
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,391 Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,976 (BOTH MOANING)
00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,228 Although I do love that strawberry.
00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,688 KORVO: I hate dinner parties! Why couldn't that
00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,107 have just been a regular party where people think I'm eccentric?
00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,359 Let's go home and get the DNA melter from the ship
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,986 and melt them all into flesh pudding.
00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,529 No, they'll just throw another dinner party
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,906 and make fun of us for using a melter that isn't from Brooklyn.
00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,784 I wish we could melt all dinner parties and just be done with it.
00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:33,620 Driver! Take us to the poorest, crookedest senator in the country.
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,206 There's an extra billion dollars in it for you if you get us there by morning.
00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,710 You got it, bub. We cabbies used to run this city, but then Uber...
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,503 Two billion if we go in silence.
00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,049 The thing about Uber is that they don't care about their drivers...
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,342 - Damn it. - And they don't pay 'em enough.
00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,761 They have to work five times as many hours...
00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,848 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,018 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,116 (CAMERAS CLICKING)
00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,578 (WHOOPING)
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,039 What the?
00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,292 (SCREAMS) No!
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,711 KORVO: Now that dinner parties are against the law,
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,130 we are the only people who can enforce it. Right here, us.
00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,549 So get excited. Get pumped. We're the best of the best.
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,010 We're looking for get-togethers, white elephants, house warmings.
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,803 If it's not a rager, it could be a crime.
00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,056 Drinks and apps? Cuff 'em, boys.
00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,141 KORVO: Infant carrots? That'll get you three to five.
00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,643 Add a dip? You're looking at life.
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,061 -(COCKS GUN) - Let's ride.
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,981 (IMPERCEPTIBLE)
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,108 They're just having a drink. Seems legit.
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,070 Looks like we can move on. Wait. The host just pulled a lasagna from the oven!
00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,739 - Move! Move! Move! -(ALL CLAMORING)
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,540 - Smile for the papers. -(CLICKS)
00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,510 Check out these nets I got to catch people!
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,888 This one's big enough to nab two regular sized perps or five vegans.
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,015 Do you know what I read in this spinning newspaper?
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,351 <i>Family Circus</i> is still going? How is that possible?
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,479 - All of those kids should be dead now. - No. That you two are being dicks.
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,939 No, Terry, we're doing our job.
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,984 I told you not to come to the dinner party. You made me bring you.
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,527 And now we're just upholding the law.
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,654 And soon, we'll get to use excessive force.
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,864 No, we don't. Stop that.
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,576 Terry, I recommend you steer clear of dinner parties, for your own good.
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,077 You don't intimidate me.
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,163 I ain't never gonna even think about stop dinner partying.
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,207 Careful, Terry. I might be your team leader,
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,877 but when I'm wearing this badge, you're talking to the law.
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:49,464 Okay, well, then I guess you better suck my butt, Officer Asshole.
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,884 Who the hell is this slut?
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,053 You're performing our routine behind my back.
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,471 - Hi, Jesse. - You know what?
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,975 You can have our boring old routine. I'm gonna be a star without you.
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186 -(DOOR CLOSES) - Bye, Jesse.
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,729 (SLURPS)
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,858 Lady B, what're we doin'?
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,777 We don't need a leash in the park. No... Here.
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,576 - You silly. -(WHIMPERS)
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,203 (GASPS)
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,412 (SCREAMS)
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,498 Is any of this Impossible meat? I only eat Impossible foods now.
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,417 Now know all this food is extremely possible.
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,377 - Gross. - Hey, we're just gonna donate
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:32,466 this bottle of prosecco and breakdancing board to, to Costco, okay? That's all.
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,259 (DOOR CLOSES)
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,929 I smell a dinner party.
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,722 - Let's ride. -(GUNS COCK)
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,145 Now!
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,606 Dinner party police! Drop your cheese knives!
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,651 Is there a problem, officers? There's no dinner parties happening here.
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,362 This sports bar is just selling alcohol with the occasional opioid.
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,114 Uh, sorry. Bad intel.
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,326 We're clear.
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,413 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:10,087 Head stand, spin round and round. And I'm doin' it. Slide, and doin' it...
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:14,216 A whole sports bar in a residential house? They could never get the permit for that!
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,844 We've been duped by sci-fi, and sci-fi is our area.
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,346 Terry's area is knowing all the Housewives of various regions.
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597 Time to use excessive force?
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,392 No. We're just gonna have to fight sci-fi with sci-fi.
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,269 -(DEVICES POWER UP) - That uses excessive force.
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,147 Stop saying that. Wow, give a man a badge and it really goes right to his head.
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,151 These E-cogs can sense when an E-vite is going out before it's even sent.
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,488 Their brains are attached to the Internet, and I used the same algorithm Amazon uses
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,282 to know when you're gonna purchase something.
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,533 -(ALARM SOUNDING) - Dinner party detected.
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,535 It's in such an early stage that the host is still deciding
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,162 - between cute background images. - Dancing hot dogs?
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,581 That's dinner party bullshit
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,999 - if I've ever heard it. -(GUNS COCK)
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,042 Can we put shotgun shells in these?
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836 I said no, they're just for dramatic effect.
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,463 Which you just ruined, so we have to do it again.
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,469 (GRUNTS)
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,305 (LAUGHTER)
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,020 (GRUNTS)
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,980 (CAT MEOWS)
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,776 -(CATS MEOWING) - God damn it!
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,614 What the hell are those invitations for?
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,993 I don't know. Why don't you ask your E-cogs? Or do they only work on E-vites?
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,787 I've been going easy on you because I'm your mission leader.
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,122 Don't make me come down on you.
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,333 Do your worst, Officer.
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,792 (SLURPS)
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,422 - Permission to use excessive force. -(GASPS) Finally.
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382 What the (BLEEP) is that?
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,800 (BLEEP)
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,719 Sorry, Bleep Bug in my throat.
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,642 I grew these Napadoodles using techno-organic material.
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,479 They can sense cheese plates and <i>Cards Against Humanity</i> from miles away.
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,272 Plus, they're hypoallergenic.
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,442 You've forced my hand. Release your unholy creations.
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,071 You wanna go for a walk, yeah? You want walkies? You want walkies?
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,822 -(SNARLING) - Good girls, good girls!
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:07,496 - Brie cups with apple butter? -(GASPS) Are these from Brooklyn?
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,790 -(ROARING) -(ALL SCREAMING)
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,876 (SCREAMING)
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,461 (GROWLING)
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,797 (GASPS)
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,173 (SCREAMS)
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,596 (SCREAMING)
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,732 We're turning people into wine. I think we've gone too far.
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,442 Exactly! It's excessive force.
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,487 These people love wine! Look how happy they are on the labels.
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,738 -(ALARM BEEPING) - A new E-vite!
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,323 - Wait! -(SNARLING)
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,159 Oh, no. Terry and Jesse just replied as "Maybes" on this.
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,245 We can't let them get bottled, they're our crew.
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,497 Yumyulack, I order you to call off the doodles.
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,709 I can't call them off. Once a Napadoodle senses party prep, it's over.
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,460 My grey God...
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,298 Thanks for coming, Halk. We really need your help.
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,926 These kinda things don't happen in here anymore. Not since the war.
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,638 Steve. I'm not sure I can help.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,474 I didn't know him that well, he worked on the farming level.
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,851 We need your expertise.
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,854 You're the only one qualified enough to help us with a murder investigation.
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,149 Come on, you're a war hero. You've got the stomach for this.
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,194 Plus, you were an executive story editor on <i>Bones.</i>
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,737 - What is that by the way? - An ESE?
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,907 It's just a level of writer. Look, I only got hired on that show
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,910 because I wrote a <i>Law & Order</i> spec, not because I'm an actual detective.
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,996 I'm sure you picked things up when you ripped stories from the headlines.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:35,584 We have a theory. Big ol' cricket got into the Wall and killed poor Steve.
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,461 HALK: You think a cricket did this?
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,798 Those bastards make music with their legs. Who knows what else they're capable of?
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,759 If you think it's a cricket, why do you need me?
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,136 Because Tim asked for you specifically.
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,306 You're a war hero. The announcement will sound better coming from you.
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,142 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, guys, but I have a life of my own.
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,728 Good luck finding that cricket.
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,563 (LINE RINGING)
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,065 - TERRY: <i>Yello.</i> - Terry, listen to me.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,151 Yumyulack created huge Napadoodles that turn criminals into wine.
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,528 Do not go into that dinner party.
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,697 <i>I would never dream of breaking the law.</i>
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,200 <i>And you can totally record this conversation.</i>
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,577 No, Terry, this is not a trick... Oh, damn it!
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,997 You guys! Guess what?
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,500 I sci-fi disguised this house to look like a RadioShack
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,418 so that no one will ever go in it.
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,046 (SNARLING)
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,591 (ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING)
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,806 Run.
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,600 (BOTH GROWLING)
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,939 (ROARING)
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,025 I left NPR on in the truck. They must have been drawn to it!
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610 And I have baby carrots in my pocket.
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,946 What the shit are you doing? Get rid of them.
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,241 That's not gonna hold them long. Quick. Grab a scooter made from birds.
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,286 (DEVICE CHIMING)
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,958 Ugh. Human battery power is so weak.
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,169 Why haven't they discovered how to harness the power of love yet?
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,922 -(NAPADOODLES GROWLING) -(BOTH SCREAMING)
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,384 No! Hole Foods? This is like a mega dinner party.
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,386 We're surrounded by people eating organic samples
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,013 and recommending podcast to each other.
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,724 - Have you heard <i>Slow Burn?</i> - I gave up on it. Wait, stop it.
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,851 (SCREAMING)
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,936 (GROWLING)
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,150 We have to mask the dinner party scent.
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,074 (CROWD SHOUTING)
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,706 (SCREAMING, CLAMORING)
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,667 (GRUNTING)
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,339 (ALL SCREAMING)
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,715 (NAPADOODLES GROWLING)
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,592 The smell of cake will confuse the doodles
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,135 into thinking that I'm at a birthday gathering,
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,929 which is technically not a dinner party.
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,473 And I'm disguising my scent with lonely single person food.
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,267 Speaking of lonely single people, I lied earlier.
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,479 (GASPS) You think <i>Speed 2: Cruise Control</i> is better <i>than Speed?</i>
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,231 The only reason I outlawed dinner parties
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,233 is because you were leaving me alone all the time.
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,400 What about Yumyulack?
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,778 - He could have kept you company. - He's a narc and he chews too loud.
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,196 Oh, yeah. No, he sucks.
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,322 (NAPADOODLE GROWLS)
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:15,577 The truth is, I don't hate dinner parties. I hate not having dinner with you, dummy.
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,288 We used to socialize. We used to have a life. What happened to us?
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,665 Streamium TV happened.
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,125 We stopped going out because the movie stars came to us.
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,212 You're right. The siren call of Josh Hartnett on our 50" flatty
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,672 is impossible to resist.
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,592 I'm sorry, Korv. I was so busy impressing those dinner parties that I barely knew,
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219 I didn't make time to party with you.
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,138 Terry, I say we seal our apologies with a kiss.
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,391 - Nice. -(NAPADOODLE ROARS)
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:43,772 (SINGING) <i>Happy birthday to you...</i>
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,983 (GROWLING)
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,526 (BOTH SIGH WITH RELIEF)
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,611 Have you ever played <i>Apples to Apples?</i>
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,071 (ROARS)
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,073 (WHINES)
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,033 Jesse, Pupes. I thought you weren't speaking.
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,327 Listen, when people start getting smooshed into wine,
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,579 you forget your artistic differences
00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,788 - real quick. -(WHOOPING)
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,457 JESSE: Plus his new slut partner was devoured by a Napadoodle.
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,502 KORVO: Let's hover this board to D.C. and overturn that law.
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,380 I'm coming, too. Right behind you.
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,464 (POWERS DOWN)
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:10,674 God damn it.
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,137 (ALL SCREAMING)
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,932 Don't let go. Don't let go. Come on.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,436 Come on, come on.
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,066 (SCREAMING)
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,484 - Baby, baby, wake up. -(PANTING)
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,737 You're having that dream again, okay? Honey, look at me.
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,281 Look at me. You saved so many.
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,449 But not everyone.
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,744 - You did as much as you could. - But am I doing as much as I can now?
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,996 I know those Walldermen want you to get involved,
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:45,709 but that's not your life anymore. Now is your time to be at home with me.
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,630 What kind of home is this if you aren't safe enough to walk in the mushroom park?
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,590 I got to help them with this investigation.
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,218 But the nightmares. Are you sure it's a good idea?
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,179 I'll be safe and I'll make sure everyone here is safe.
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,973 And, hey, it's probably just a cricket.
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,647 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,203 Okay, okay. Blue skin,
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,288 always rambling about how her replicants walked
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,082 after only seven minutes of being planted...
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,500 You're talking about Zamulon.
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,127 She thinks her replicants are all that, even though they ain't.
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,213 - And time. - All right. I love this game.
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,257 I think I got everyone in the neighborhood.
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,509 - What are you doing with that? - What do you think?
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,094 - Freezing it to make wine cubes? - What?
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,137 I'm returning them back into their human forms.
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,265 - Why the change of heart? - No law, no criminals.
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,142 I only like capturing bad people because I'm a bounty hunter.
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,727 Bounty hunters gotta bounty.
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,313 I had no idea that this people-wine situation could be reversed.
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,232 Had I known, we would've done this a lot sooner.
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,775 - Oh, yeah. - So much sooner.
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,323 (GROWLS)
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,202 (BELCHES)
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,080 You know, we should do this more often.
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,248 ZOE: This is fun.
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,333 Send me the link to that thing.
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,338 Knock, knock! (GASPS) Hello, flare pants!
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:16,633 (LAUGHS) I will make some just for you, Mia.
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,177 Um, yes, please.
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,096 I'm actually poking my li'l beak in to check on Declan.
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,015 See how he's liking the new gig.
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,225 - Who? - Declan. The new guy.
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,187 There is no Declan. No one new has reported here.
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064 Oops. He must've gotten lost.
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:36,069 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:00:07,538 --> 00:00:10,128 Мне нужно больше ретвитов, иначе меня не возьмут в «Hollister».
00:00:10,213 --> 00:00:12,150 Мне нужно попасть в топ, братишка.
00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:14,680 Видел, что я запостил вчера? «Гарфилд – отстой».
00:00:17,019 --> 00:00:18,812 Но меня перепостили всего три раза.
00:00:18,897 --> 00:00:20,558 Сделай так, чтобы боты...
00:00:21,907 --> 00:00:25,001 – Я знаю, что ты скажешь. – Что не надо больше уменьшать людей?
00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:28,093 – Он это заслужил. – Да, заслужил. Настоящий придурок.
00:00:28,768 --> 00:00:30,669 Стой. Ты больше не злишься из-за стены?
00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:33,065 Контролировать тебя – это как вторая работа.
00:00:33,151 --> 00:00:36,018 В этом году я хочу сделать счастливой себя.
00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:37,972 Я получаю лицензию риелтора.
00:00:39,114 --> 00:00:41,033 Ты не будешь доставать меня из-за этого?
00:00:41,118 --> 00:00:44,807 Поверить не могу, что ты до сих пор уменьшаешь людей. Надоело.
00:00:44,892 --> 00:00:47,170 Мне нет. Больше всего мне нравится то,
00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,947 что они развязали там целую войну.
00:00:49,052 --> 00:00:51,265 – Так что я продолжу. – Как хочешь.
00:01:02,157 --> 00:01:04,300 Планета Шлорп была идеальной утопией.
00:01:04,588 --> 00:01:06,249 Пока не упал астероид.
00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:09,669 Сто взрослых и их репликанты взяли по Пупе
00:01:09,754 --> 00:01:14,214 и сбежали в космос в поисках нового дома в незаселённых мирах.
00:01:14,854 --> 00:01:17,799 Мы упали на Землю и застряли на перенаселённой планете.
00:01:17,884 --> 00:01:19,518 Я постоянно об этом твержу.
00:01:19,604 --> 00:01:21,253 Я держу Пупу. Я Корво.
00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:23,627 И это моё шоу. Я уронил Пупу. Видите меня?
00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:26,980 Это смешно. Ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.
00:01:27,065 --> 00:01:30,091 Люди глупые. Они держат дома одних животных и едят других.
00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,552 А тех, кого не едят, учат играть в баскетбол.
00:01:32,638 --> 00:01:35,114 Например, пса в «Короле воздуха». Почему не есть всех?
00:01:40,216 --> 00:01:43,038 Терри, иди сюда. Картошка стынет из-за энтропии.
00:01:43,123 --> 00:01:45,135 Можешь выбросить её. Она мне не нужна.
00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:47,402 Рубашка навыпуск? Думаешь, ты круче нас?
00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:50,517 Да. Поэтому я иду на потрясающий званый ужин.
00:01:50,597 --> 00:01:52,012 – Что? Меня не приглашали. – Почему меня не позвали?
00:01:52,092 --> 00:01:55,334 Может быть, потому что вы не любите людей, званые ужины,
00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,065 а ещё не носите рубашки навыпуск?
00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,861 Всё же приятно получить приглашение. Мы с тобой давно никуда не ходили.
00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:02,618 С тех пор, как сходили на «Хроники Риддика».
00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:05,423 – Ты тоже идёшь? – Я встречусь с богатыми стариками
00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:08,082 и заставлю их бросить жён ради «Чёрного зеркала».
00:02:08,163 --> 00:02:11,045 Я вкалывал, чтобы заказать это всё из «Хулу Луау».
00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:13,558 А вы хотите выкинуть запечённого поросёнка?
00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:17,782 Прости. Мы с Пупой выступаем вечером. У нас музыкальный дуэт.
00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,874 Меня как командира надо звать везде.
00:02:19,956 --> 00:02:22,266 Я требую, чтобы нас всех пригласили на ужин.
00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:25,357 Нет! Нельзя добавить гостя перед ужином. А тем более двоих.
00:02:25,442 --> 00:02:28,489 Тогда я активирую уничтожитель Земли и превращу всех в пыль.
00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:32,688 – Материя будет уничтожена через пять... – Ладно, господи.
00:02:32,774 --> 00:02:35,955 Я добавил тебя в приглашение. Но ты точно уничтожишь мой стиль.
00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:38,900 Хорошо. Выходим через час. Мне нужно нанести тёмно-синий макияж
00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:42,295 – под моим платьем. – Надо выбросить уничтожитель.
00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:44,015 Только попробуй.
00:02:45,343 --> 00:02:47,497 Рубашка хорошо смотрится? Достаточно торчит?
00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:49,162 Да. Расслабься. Но помни:
00:02:49,246 --> 00:02:52,148 не будь там собой. Они хотят, чтобы ты хорошо провёл время.
00:02:52,234 --> 00:02:53,830 Замолчи. Я знаю.
00:02:54,727 --> 00:02:58,693 Понюхай. Виноград выращен в Бруклине, посреди детсада Монтессори.
00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,736 А, да, пахнет э… вином.
00:03:01,822 --> 00:03:04,432 Поздравляю вас с поставкой этой бутылки.
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,675 Вино? Кто называет «Гринпойнт пино» вином?
00:03:07,761 --> 00:03:11,022 О нет. Он просто смеётся. Корво так не сделал бы.
00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,622 Оно из Бруклина. Бруклина.
00:03:13,707 --> 00:03:14,811 – Бруклина? – Бруклина.
00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:16,651 Не был в Бруклине, но однажды преследовал
00:03:16,735 --> 00:03:19,257 – механоид вокруг Юпитера. – Ты рассказываешь странные вещи.
00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:21,449 Всем плевать. Мы говорим о Бруклине.
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,757 Ты сам сюда напросился. Хотя бы попытайся быть дружелюбным.
00:03:24,842 --> 00:03:27,473 Я пытаюсь. Бруклин! Бруклин!
00:03:31,677 --> 00:03:34,417 Привет. Я Миа. Добро пожаловать в Стену.
00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:39,225 Ола, ми амо Миа. Бьянвенидос а ла Паред.
00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,289 – Я уже понял. – Хорошо.
00:03:41,369 --> 00:03:43,509 Я здесь всех встречаю. Лимонада?
00:03:43,595 --> 00:03:45,940 – Что происходит? – Тс-с. Всё в порядке.
00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,639 Это кажется невероятным,
00:03:47,725 --> 00:03:49,423 но здесь нечего бояться.
00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:52,490 Мальчик-пришелец уменьшил тебя и посадил в террариум,
00:03:52,575 --> 00:03:54,254 который стоит у него в спальне.
00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:57,073 – Какого чёрта? – Наш мир был ужасным,
00:03:57,158 --> 00:03:59,003 здесь царили насилие и голод.
00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:04,260 Стена разделена на уровни, которыми управлял жестокий диктатор Герцог.
00:04:04,383 --> 00:04:07,931 Но затем Тим, блестящий бесстрашный воин, возглавил сопротивление
00:04:08,017 --> 00:04:09,870 и сверг Герцога.
00:04:09,955 --> 00:04:11,817 Была кровавая война.
00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:14,134 В тот вечер мы потеряли много друзей.
00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:16,485 Но у нас появились новые герои.
00:04:16,570 --> 00:04:19,051 Мы очень благодарны им за их жертвы.
00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:20,892 Но больше всего Шери,
00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:23,555 которая погибла, сражаясь с Герцогом.
00:04:23,641 --> 00:04:26,790 Скоро мы отдадим ей дань уважения на первом ежегодном Дне Шери.
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,617 Будет пир и парад. И все смогут лизнуть
00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,500 – гигантский сахарный куб. – Да у вас здесь целый мир.
00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:34,569 Да, и у тебя будет.
00:04:34,655 --> 00:04:36,818 Считай это шансом начать новую жизнь.
00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,690 Чем ты всегда мечтал заняться?
00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:41,140 Я всегда хотел быть дизайнером одежды.
00:04:41,221 --> 00:04:43,051 О боже. Я никогда не говорил это.
00:04:43,131 --> 00:04:45,584 Прекрасно. Я сделаю тебе первый заказ.
00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:49,238 Мне нужно платье на День Шери. Мой рост – полторы фасолины.
00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,476 – Донна Ленгли! – Привет, Терри, иди сюда.
00:04:51,561 --> 00:04:53,965 Мы угадываем бейсбольных и голливудских знаменитостей.
00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:57,626 Это легко. Дэвид Невинс? Давайте дальше.
00:04:57,706 --> 00:04:59,367 – Юмьюлак, давай ты. – Вперёд!
00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:02,774 – Я не знаю, кто это. – Тяни следующего.
00:05:02,855 --> 00:05:05,344 Ладно. У него имя как у дьявола.
00:05:05,429 --> 00:05:07,055 Он заново придумал ТВ на дивиди?
00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:09,466 Ты не знаешь Дага Херцога?
00:05:14,056 --> 00:05:15,669 Бэтмен!
00:05:16,688 --> 00:05:18,861 Послушай, мы сорвали эти аплодисменты,
00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,863 но они были ни за что.
00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:22,858 Я не хочу быть здесь слабым звеном.
00:05:22,944 --> 00:05:26,067 Но дело идёт к тому. Тебе надо собраться, Пупс.
00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:28,926 Откуда нам знать Дебби Либлинг?
00:05:29,011 --> 00:05:31,256 Может, сыграем в знаменитостей из родного мира?
00:05:31,337 --> 00:05:33,332 Этот шлорпианин придумал тёплую слизь.
00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:35,208 – Зеглар! – Да! У нас очко!
00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,399 Эта вечеринка испортилась пару секунд назад.
00:05:38,479 --> 00:05:41,305 Да, когда Крейг начал объяснять скетч Дэвида Эс Пампкинса.
00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:44,381 Корво, может, вы просто пойдёте отсюда?
00:05:44,466 --> 00:05:46,995 – Вы портите атмосферу. – Мы портим атмосферу?
00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:49,366 Слышал, как Джейми пытался изобразить поезд?!
00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:51,312 Послушай, немедленно извинись перед ним!
00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,550 – Идите к чёрту! – Как ты смеешь?!
00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:57,533 Всё равно хорошее вино не выдержит такой атмосферы.
00:06:04,604 --> 00:06:07,513 Добро пожаловать в Стену. Я Стив, диетолог.
00:06:07,594 --> 00:06:10,877 Вот твой рацион на день. Свежая черника и томат черри.
00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:13,694 – Ух ты! Прекрасно. – Я вырастил их сам
00:06:13,778 --> 00:06:16,563 из семян, полученных из злаковых батончиков. Наслаждайся.
00:06:21,605 --> 00:06:23,531 Привет, Халк. Вот твоё питание.
00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,577 О, Стив. Потрясающе.
00:06:25,663 --> 00:06:27,343 – У тебя просто талант. – Брось.
00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,787 Я никто по сравнению с таким воином, как ты.
00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:32,476 О, знаешь, я не люблю говорить о тех днях.
00:06:32,561 --> 00:06:35,538 Я никогда не забуду, сколько людей ты вытащил из-под тех конфет.
00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:39,317 Многие мои друзья выжили в тот день лишь благодаря тебе.
00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,184 Я принёс тебе кое-что.
00:06:45,741 --> 00:06:49,220 Ах, Стив творит настоящие чудеса из этих батончиков.
00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:53,802 Это… Ах! Это лучшее, что есть в Стене.
00:06:53,888 --> 00:06:55,831 Эта клубника – лучшее, что здесь есть?
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,532 Да, лучшее.
00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,619 В твоей жизни нет ничего лучше ягоды?
00:06:59,704 --> 00:07:01,750 – М-м, не могу придумать. – Как жаль.
00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,018 А я хотел подарить тебе это.
00:07:04,103 --> 00:07:06,547 – О, Халк! – Я подготовил речь
00:07:06,632 --> 00:07:08,807 о том, как хочу провести остаток жизни
00:07:08,893 --> 00:07:11,645 – с женщиной с огромным сердцем. – Да! Да-да-да!
00:07:14,594 --> 00:07:16,166 Но клубника хороша.
00:07:16,419 --> 00:07:20,059 Не люблю званые ужины. Почему нельзя устроить обычную вечеринку?
00:07:20,143 --> 00:07:24,064 Давай поедем домой, возьмём плавилку ДНК и расплавим их всех в пудинг.
00:07:24,149 --> 00:07:26,108 Они созовут ещё ужин и посмеются над нами за то,
00:07:26,192 --> 00:07:27,835 что плавилка не из Бруклина.
00:07:27,921 --> 00:07:30,630 Вот бы расплавить все званые ужины и покончить с ними.
00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:33,536 О! Водитель, отвези нас к самому продажному сенатору.
00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,175 Получишь миллиард, если довезёшь нас к утру.
00:07:36,261 --> 00:07:39,493 Идёт, малыш. Здесь ездили лишь такси, пока не появился «Убер».
00:07:39,577 --> 00:07:41,423 Два миллиарда, если будешь молчать.
00:07:43,136 --> 00:07:46,007 Проблема «Убера» в том, что им плевать на водителей.
00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:49,035 – Чёрт. – Им мало платят. Работают больше.
00:07:49,713 --> 00:07:50,730 ВАШИНГТОН
00:07:57,003 --> 00:07:58,583 ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ ВАКАНСИИ
00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:02,901 ЗАКОНОПРОЕКТ
00:08:06,599 --> 00:08:07,536 ПОЛИЦИЯ ЗВАНЫХ УЖИНОВ
00:08:15,986 --> 00:08:16,771 Что такое?!
00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,373 ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ ВНЕ ЗАКОНА!
00:08:18,459 --> 00:08:20,457 Не-е-ет!!!
00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:22,738 Отныне званые ужины вне закона.
00:08:22,831 --> 00:08:24,461 И лишь мы можем противостоять им.
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,649 Здесь и сейчас. Соберитесь. Мы лучшие из лучших.
00:08:27,735 --> 00:08:30,081 Мы ищем вечеринки, новоселья.
00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,871 Нестуденческая вечеринка – преступление.
00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:33,953 Смотрят приложения – в наручники их!
00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:36,108 За мини-морковь — от трёх до пяти лет.
00:08:36,193 --> 00:08:38,885 А если соус – пожизненное. За дело.
00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:46,537 – Они просто пьют, всё законно. – Похоже, можно идти дальше. Стойте!
00:08:46,623 --> 00:08:49,607 – Хозяин достал лазанью! – Вперёд! Вперёд! Вперёд!
00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:55,663 УЛИКИ
00:08:57,478 --> 00:08:59,057 Улыбнитесь для газет!
00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:03,100 ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ РАЗГОНЯЮТ, А ПРОДАЖИ ДУРИ РАСТУТ
00:09:03,565 --> 00:09:06,537 ДЕТЕКТИВНУЮ ВЕЧЕРИНКУ РАЗОГНАЛИ, ПРЕЖДЕ ЧЕМ ГОСТИ НАШЛИ УБИЙЦУ
00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:09,490 ПРЕСТУПНИКОВ ПОЙМАЛИ ПОСЛЕ ПРИОБРЕТЕНИЯ ПОДОЗРИТЕЛЬНОГО КОЛИЧЕСТВА КОЗЬЕГО СЫРА
00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:11,445 Смотрите, какие сети для людей.
00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:14,802 В эту поместятся два бандита обычного размера или пять веганов.
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,965 Знаете, что я прочитал в газете?
00:09:17,047 --> 00:09:19,204 Комикс «Семейный цирк» ещё существует?
00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:22,323 – Эти дети уже должны умереть. – Нет. Вы двое – придурки!
00:09:22,403 --> 00:09:24,598 – Нет, Терри. Это наша работа. – Я сказал тебе
00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,015 не ходить на тот ужин. Ты сам напросился.
00:09:27,096 --> 00:09:30,771 – Мы охраняем закон. – А скоро будем злоупотреблять силой.
00:09:30,856 --> 00:09:32,798 Не будет. Хватит. Терри, советую
00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:35,514 не ходить на званые ужины. Для твоего же блага.
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,258 Тебе меня не запугать.
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:40,044 И не подумаю о том, чтобы не ходить на ужины.
00:09:40,129 --> 00:09:42,170 Осторожно, Терри. Я твой командир,
00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:44,655 но с этим значком я представляю закон.
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,683 Ладно. Тогда иди к чёрту,
00:09:47,768 --> 00:09:49,701 офицер-придурок!
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,815 Кто эта стерва?!
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,902 Ты выступаешь с нашими номерами за моей спиной?
00:09:54,988 --> 00:09:57,790 – Привет, Джесси. – Оставь себе наши старые скучные песни.
00:09:57,874 --> 00:09:59,593 Я стану звездой без тебя.
00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:02,740 Пока, Джесси.
00:10:05,977 --> 00:10:07,772 Леди Би, что мы делаем?
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,655 В парке не нужен поводок. Вот так.
00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:17,234 Глупая…
00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:23,577 Это мясо фирмы «Невыносимое»? Я теперь ем лишь их еду.
00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,450 Нет, эта еда вполне сносная.
00:10:25,535 --> 00:10:27,389 – Прекрасно. – Мы отнесём эту бутылку
00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:32,401 шампанского и доску для брейк-данса на склад магазина, ладно? Пока.
00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:36,396 Попахивает званым ужином.
00:10:37,342 --> 00:10:38,918 Едем.
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,291 Вперёд!
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,765 Полиция званых ужинов! Бросьте ножи для сыра!
00:10:47,912 --> 00:10:50,629 Проблемы, офицер? Здесь не бывает званых ужинов.
00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:53,411 В этом спортбаре продают лишь алкоголь и иногда наркотики.
00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:55,864 Простите. Ошибочка.
00:10:58,139 --> 00:10:59,781 Ушли!
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,320 Вот так. Поворот.
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,061 А теперь лунная походка.
00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:12,676 Целый спортбар в жилом доме?
00:11:12,761 --> 00:11:15,424 – Они не могли получить разрешение. – Нас обманули с помощью науки.
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,820 Но наука – наша сфера. А Терри знает
00:11:17,904 --> 00:11:20,482 – всех домохозяек повсюду. – Злоупотребим силой?
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:23,479 Нет. Мы будем бороться с наукой по-научному.
00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:26,200 – То есть злоупотреблять силой. – Хватит повторять.
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,275 Дай кому-то значок, и он потеряет рассудок.
00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:33,189 Они чувствуют приглашение на вечеринку ещё до того, как оно отправлено.
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,807 Их мозг подключен к интернету. С помощью алгоритма
00:11:35,892 --> 00:11:38,305 я узнаю, когда кто-то хочет что-то купить.
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,483 Ужин обнаружен! Он ещё на той стадии,
00:11:40,589 --> 00:11:42,816 когда хозяин выбирает оформление.
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:46,478 Танцующие хот-доги? Это самый дурацкий ужин, про который я слышал.
00:11:46,991 --> 00:11:49,049 О! О! А можно зарядить их патронами?
00:11:49,134 --> 00:11:50,916 Нет. Они только для эффекта,
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,972 который ты только что испортил, так что ещё раз.
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,825 Чёрт.
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,453 Для чего эти приглашения?
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,970 Не знаю. Может, спросишь своих сомнамбул?
00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:23,056 Или они работают только в интернете?
00:12:23,606 --> 00:12:25,638 Я не строг с тобой, потому что я твой командир.
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:29,308 – Не заставляй наказывать тебя. – Попробуй, офицер.
00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:35,385 – Разрешаю злоупотребить силой! – Наконец-то!
00:12:35,853 --> 00:12:37,446 Что это – бип – такое?
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,632 Прости, бип-жук попал в горло.
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:46,704 Я вырастил этих нападудлов из техно-органических материалов.
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:50,333 Они чуют сырную тарелку и игральные карты за много километров.
00:12:50,577 --> 00:12:52,447 И они гипоаллергенны.
00:12:52,532 --> 00:12:55,646 Ты напросился. Отпускай своих дьявольских зверюг.
00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,995 Хотите прогуляться, да? Хотите?
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,833 Хотите? Хорошие девочки. Хорошие.
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:07,467 – О-о-о! Бри с яблочным повидлом? – Они из Бруклина?
00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:35,692 Мы превращаем людей в вино? Думаю, это слишком.
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:37,647 Именно! Это злоупотребление.
00:13:37,732 --> 00:13:40,547 Они любят вино. Смотри, они счастливы на этикетках.
00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:42,233 – Новый ужин! – Стой.
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:46,027 О нет! Терри и Джесси ответили, что могут прийти.
00:13:46,113 --> 00:13:48,192 Мы не можем превратить их в бутылки.
00:13:48,272 --> 00:13:50,437 Юмьюлак, приказываю тебе отозвать дудлов.
00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:53,632 Я не могу. Если нападудл почуял ужин – пиши пропало.
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:55,332 Господи…
00:13:57,116 --> 00:13:59,280 Спасибо, что пришёл, Халк. Нужна твоя помощь.
00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:01,148 Подобное не происходит уже давно.
00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:02,998 Ещё с войны.
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,831 О, Стив.
00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:07,868 Не уверен, что помогу. Я плохо его знал.
00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,852 – Он с фермерского уровня. – Нужна твоя экспертиза.
00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:13,715 Ты один можешь помочь нам расследовать убийство.
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:17,080 Ну же, ты герой войны, тебе это знакомо.
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:20,196 Плюс, ты был ответственным редактором сериала «Кости».
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:23,038 – Кстати, что это? – Это вроде автора сценария.
00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:25,068 Меня взяли туда лишь потому,
00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:27,869 что я писал для «Закона и порядка», а не потому что я детектив.
00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:30,989 Уверен, ты многому научился, черпая сюжеты из заголовков.
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:33,619 У нас есть теория. Сверчок пробрался в Стену
00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,399 и убил беднягу Стива.
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,364 Думаете, это сделал сверчок?
00:14:37,494 --> 00:14:39,975 Эти мерзавцы издают музыку ногами.
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,734 Кто знает, что ещё они могут?
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,706 Раз это сверчок, зачем вам я?
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,116 Тим просил привлечь именно тебя.
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:49,090 Ты герой войны. Из твоих уст это прозвучит убедительно.
00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:52,189 Простите, парни, но у меня своя жизнь.
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,193 Удачи в поисках сверчка.
00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:58,034 – Алло. – Терри!
00:14:58,119 --> 00:15:01,104 Юмьюлак создал гигантских нападудлов, превращающих преступников в вино!
00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:04,420 – Не ходи на ужин! – О, я и не ду-у-умал
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:07,919 нарушать закон. Ты ведь можешь записывать этот разговор.
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,533 Нет, Терри, это не уловка. О чёрт!
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,958 Ребята, знаете?
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,417 Я замаскировал этот дом под радиорубку.
00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:18,173 Так что сюда никто не зайдёт.
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,297 Бежим!
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:42,143 Я оставил там протеин. Они, должно быть, принялись за него.
00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,289 – У меня есть мини-морковь. – Что ты делаешь?
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:45,965 Бросай её!
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,873 Это ненадолго. Быстро! Бери самокат!
00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,942 Ох. Земные батарейки такие слабые.
00:15:58,028 --> 00:16:00,271 Почему они ещё не укротили силу любви?!
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:07,784 Нет! Супермаркет! Это как мегазваный ужин.
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:10,988 Мы среди людей, которые пробуют образцы и слушают подкасты.
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:13,599 – Слышал «Слоу бёрн»? – Мне не понравилось. Хватит!
00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:22,571 Замаскируем запах званого ужина!
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:41,856 Давай же!
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,899 Из-за запаха торта дудлы решат,
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:51,636 что я на дне рождения. А это формально не званый ужин.
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:54,552 А я замаскировал мой запах едой одиноких людей.
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,062 Кстати, об одиноких людях. Я солгал.
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,402 «Скорость 2: Контроль над круизом» лучше, чем «Скорость», по-твоему?
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,528 Я сделал ужины вне закона потому,
00:17:02,613 --> 00:17:04,206 что ты оставлял меня одного.
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,199 А как же Юмьюлак? Он мог побыть с тобой.
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:08,714 – Он придурок и громко жуёт. – Ах да, он отстой.
00:17:11,286 --> 00:17:13,497 Правда в том, что я люблю званые ужины.
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,689 Я люблю званые ужины с тобой.
00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:17,578 Раньше мы дружили, жили как люди.
00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:19,762 – Что случилось? – Цифровое телевидение.
00:17:19,847 --> 00:17:22,004 Мы перестали выходить. Фильмы стали приходить к нам.
00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,334 Ты прав. Перед просмотром «Зова сирены»
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:26,535 на 50-дюймовом экране не устоять.
00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:29,786 Прости, Корв. Я так увлёкся этими зваными ужинами,
00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:32,210 что не заметил, как перестал уделять время тебе.
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:35,048 Терри, скрепим наши извинения поцелуем.
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,710 М-м. Класс.
00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:43,957 С днём рожденья те-ебя-я-я…
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,466 Играл в «Яблоки к яблокам»?
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:55,016 Джесси? Пупс? Я думал, вы поругались.
00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:59,076 Когда люди выпивают, они быстро забывают о творческих разногласиях.
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,454 К тому же, его новую партнёршу проглотил нападудл.
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,073 Летим в Вашингтон! Отменим этот закон!
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,697 Я с вами! Я здесь!
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,116 Ох чёрт!
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,937 Держись! Давай!
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:30,814 Милый, милый, проснись. Опять тебе снится этот сон.
00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:34,199 Посмотри на меня. Посмотри. Ты спас многих.
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,756 – Но не всех. – Ты сделал, что смог.
00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:38,679 Но делаю ли я сейчас, что могу?
00:18:38,765 --> 00:18:40,610 Я знаю, старейшины Стены хотят втянуть тебя в это.
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:42,410 Но теперь у тебя другая жизнь.
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,694 Тебе пора побыть дома, со мной.
00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,839 Что это за дом, если нельзя безопасно
00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:49,664 гулять в грибном парке?
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:51,615 Я должен помочь им с расследованием.
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,166 А кошмары? Уверен, что идея хорошая?
00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:57,134 Я справлюсь. Я позабочусь о всеобщей безопасности.
00:18:57,864 --> 00:18:59,977 Вероятно, это просто сверчок.
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,877 ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ ВИННЫЕ УБИЙСТВА
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:13,114 ЗАКОНОПРОЕКТ
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:17,968 ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ СНОВА ЗАКОННЫ!
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,459 Так-так. Синий, всегда ругается
00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:24,762 на походку репликантов, посаженных семь минут назад.
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,488 А-а, ты о Замулон!
00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:28,689 Она всех репликантов считала такими.
00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:31,227 – И время. – Ладно. Хорошая игра.
00:19:31,307 --> 00:19:34,465 – Так, думаю, я собрал всех. – Зачем тебе вино из людей?
00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:36,655 – А ты как думаешь? – Для винных кубиков?
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,070 Что? Я превращу их обратно в людей.
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:41,423 – Почему ты передумал? – Нет закона – нет преступников.
00:19:41,509 --> 00:19:44,103 Мне нравится ловить злодеев, потому что я наёмник.
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:46,061 – Мне за это платят. – Не знал,
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:48,274 что этих людей можно вернуть.
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:49,990 Если бы я знал, мы сделали бы это раньше.
00:19:50,076 --> 00:19:51,738 – О да. – Гораздо раньше.
00:20:02,962 --> 00:20:05,186 Знаешь, надо делать это чаще.
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,315 Было весело. Пришли мне ссылку.
00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:13,165 Тук-тук! Привет, брюки клёш!
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,580 Я сделаю такие только для тебя, Миа.
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:21,093 Да, пожалуйста. Вообще-то, я заглянула, чтобы проверить, как Деклан,
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,995 узнать, нравится ли ему работа.
00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,035 – Кто? – Деклан. Новенький.
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,322 Здесь нет Деклана. К нам никто не приходил.
00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:31,222 Ой. Должно быть, он потерялся.

00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,052 I need more retweets or I'll never get hired at Hollister.
00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,137 Your Klout goes at the top of your rezzie
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,515 Did you see what I posted today? "Garfield Fucks."
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,521 But I only got three fuckin' retwats. You gotta spot me for a bot army...
00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,106 I know what you're gonna say...
00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,983 That you shouldn't be shrinking people down anymore?
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,028 - He deserved it. - Yeah, he did. He was a real yutz.
00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,073 Wait, you aren't all freaked out about the Wall stuff anymore?
00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,200 policing you is like a whole second job.
00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:35,994 This year, I'm focusing on what makes made happy.
00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,955 I'm getting my realtor's license.
00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,041 You sure you're not gonna be on my ass about this later?
00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,002 I just can't believe you're still shrinking people down.
00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,587 - It's tired. - Not to me.
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,130 It's my favorite part of our whole thing.
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,924 They had an awesome little war in there.
00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,593 - I'm going to keep doing it. - Whatevs.
00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:06,149 <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,778 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa</i>
00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,780 <i>and escaped into the space,</i>
00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,324 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,202 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet...</i>
00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,246 <i>That's right. I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,248 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,126 <i>This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?</i>
00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,838 <i>This is ridiculous. I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid.</i>
00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,340 <i>Some animals are pets but they eat animals and other animals,</i>
00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,552 <i>they don't eat till they train and they play basketball like</i> Air Bud <i>dog.</i>
00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,137 <i>How come you can't just eat any animal?</i>
00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,020 Terry! Get down here. Your fries are losing heat due to entropy.
00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,230 You can throw those fries up a butt, I don't need them.
00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,066 What's with the untucked shirt? You think you're fancier than us?
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,611 Yeah. That's why I'm going to a fabulous dinner party.
00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,571 - Why wasn't I asked? - I didn't get invited.
00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,032 Because you guys hate people, parties and going outside.
00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,034 Plus, you don't even have button down shirts.
00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,912 It's nice to be asked. You and I haven't had a night out in a long time.
00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,664 <i>Not since we went to that</i> Chronicles of Riddick <i>sing-along at the Bowl.</i>
00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:03,957 You're going too?
00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,877 I'm gonna meet rich old guys and get them to leave their wives for some
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,337 hot <i>Black Mirror</i> action.
00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,048 But I slaved away ordering all this from Hulu Luau.
00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,717 You wanna waste a whole roasted pig and these fire wands?
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,846 Sorry. Me and the Pupa are performing tonight. We're a musical dyad.
00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,015 As team leader, I should be included in all things.
00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,559 Which is why I demand that we all be invited to this dinnering party.
00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,437 No! I can't add a plus one so late in the day, let alone a plus two.
00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,440 Then I will activate the Earth Eraser and we can all get turned into dust.
00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,733 <i>All matter will be atomized</i>
00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,984 <i>in five, four, three, two and a half, two...</i>
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,154 Okay, Jesus fucking Christ. I added you to the RSVP.
00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,948 You've sufficiently cramped my style.
00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,449 Good. We shall leave in an hour.
00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,494 I need to apply darker blue makeup to everywhere under my robe.
00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,246 Man, we gotta throw out that Earth Eraser.
00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,580 <i>Try and die, bitch.</i>
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,792 Does my shirt look okay?
00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,335 - Is it untucked enough? - Yeah.
00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 Relax. But remember, don't be yourself in there.
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,339 These people want you to have a good time.
00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,549 Shut up. I know that.
00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,219 Smell my peen'! They grow the grapes in Brooklyn
00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,221 in the middle of a Montessori preschool.
00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,682 Yes, smells like, wine.
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,476 Congratulations on your procurement of the bottle.
00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,813 "Wine?" Who calls a Green Point pinot "wine?"
00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,441 Oh, man, he's just kidding. Korvo would never do that.
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,610 It's from Brooklyn. Brooklyn.
00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,903 - Brooklyn? - Brooklyn.
00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,448 I've never been to Brooklyn, but I once chased a mechanoid around Jupiter's moons.
00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,158 What a weird thing to say. Nobody cares about that.
00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,410 We're talking about Brooklyn.
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,997 You're the one who demanded to come, could you at least try to be social?
00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,666 I am trying. Brooklyn! Brooklyn!
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,423 Hi, there! I'm Mia. Welcome to the Wall.
00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,554 I speak English.
00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,557 Oh, goody! I'm the Wall greeter. Fresh lemonade?
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,018 - What is going on here? - Shh. It's okay.
00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:49,479 I know it seems overwhelming, but you have nothing to be afraid of.
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,524 An alien boy shrank you down and put you in a terrarium
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,985 - he keeps hidden in his bedroom wall. - What the fuck?
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:59,072 Our world used to be a terrible place, full of violence and starvation.
00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:04,494 The wall was divided into levels all run by a cruel dictator, the Duke.
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,914 But then Tim, a brilliant, fearless warrior,
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,917 led a resistance that rose up against The Duke.
00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,835 They fought a bloody war.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:16,465 We lost many friends that evening. But we also gained heroes.
00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,092 We have many to thank for their sacrifices,
00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,555 but none more than Cherie, who lost her life slaying The Duke.
00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,808 We're going to celebrate her with the first annual Cherie Day soon!
00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,979 There's a feast and a parade, and everyone gets one lick of our giant sugar cube.
00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,648 You people have a whole world in here?
00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,566 Yes, and you will too.
00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,902 Look at this as a chance for a brand-new life.
00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,904 What have you always dreamed of doing?
00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,114 I guess I've always wanted to design clothes.
00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,075 I've never said that out loud before.
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,619 Perfect. Let me put in your first order.
00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,162 I need a dress for Cherie Day.
00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,122 I'm about a jelly bean and a half tall.
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,332 Donna Langley!
00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,542 Terry, come here.
00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,169 We're playing Inside Baseball Hollywood Executive Celebrity.
00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:57,798 Too easy. David Nevins? Come on. Let's take the bumpers off.
00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,466 - Yumyulack, you're up. - And go.
00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,928 - I don't know who the fuck this is. - Pass and go to the next one!
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,472 Okay, this person's name sounds like a demon.
00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,099 Did they reinvent TV on DVD?
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,393 You didn't know Doug Herzog?
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,190 <i>Batman.</i>
00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:20,863 Look, we got a lot of applause out there, but it was 100% gratuitous.
00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,324 I don't want to point fingers at the weak link here, but you were way off.
00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,702 Get your shit together, Pupes.
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,037 How the fuck were we supposed to know "Debbie Liebling?"
00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,248 How about we play Celebrities From the Home World?
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,375 Here's one. This Shlorpian invented heated goo.
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,168 - Zelgar! - Yes! Point for us!
00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,547 This party just got real lame about two seconds ago.
00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,508 I think it was when Craig started to explain the David S. Pumpkins sketch.
00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,428 Korvo, how about you guys just go on and get out of here?
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,014 - You're kind of ruining the vibe. - We're ruining the vibe?
00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,600 Did you not hear Jamie try to do his impression of a train?
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,602 Look, you apologize to him right now.
00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,187 You can all go smell peen' in hell.
00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,688 How dare you?
00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,482 A good peen' would never survive in that heat anyway.
00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:05,991 Hey, welcome to the Wall.
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,534 I'm Steve, the nutritionist.
00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,869 Here's your produce for the day.
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,954 Fresh blueberries and cherry tomatoes.
00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,456 Wow. These are gorgeous.
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,418 Well, I grew them myself from seeds we pulled out of a Kind Bar. Enjoy!
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,383 Heya, Halk! Here are your "nutes."
00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,678 Wow, Steve. These look great. You've really got a green thumb.
00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,890 Oh, come on. I'm nothing compared to a war hero like you.
00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,434 Oh, well, I don't like to dwell on those days.
00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,604 I'll never forget how many people you pulled out from under those Nerds.
00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,525 So many of my friends who could have died that day are around because of you.
00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,360 I brought you something special.
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,451 Steve is really growing the hell out of those Kind Bar seeds.
00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,912 Mmm. Mmm. This... Ah...
00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,747 This is the best thing in the Wall.
00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,832 That strawberry is the best thing in here?
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,543 Yep. Nothing better.
00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,628 Nothing in your life is better than a berry?
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,088 Mmm. I can't think of anything.
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,007 Such a shame 'cause I was gonna give you this...
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,384 Halk!
00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,469 I had this whole speech about how I want to spend
00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,472 the rest of my tiny life with the woman with the biggest heart...
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,391 Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,228 Although I do love that strawberry.
00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,688 I hate dinner parties! Why couldn't that
00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,107 have just been a regular party where people think I'm eccentric?
00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,359 Let's go home and get the DNA melter from the ship
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,986 and melt them all into flesh pudding.
00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,529 No, they'll just throw another dinner party
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,906 and make fun of us for using a melter that isn't from Brooklyn.
00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,784 I wish we could melt all dinner parties and just be done with it.
00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:33,620 Driver! Take us to the poorest, crookedest senator in the country.
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,206 There's an extra billion dollars in it for you if you get us there by morning.
00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,710 You got it, bub. We cabbies used to run this city, but then Uber...
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,503 Two billion if we go in silence.
00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,049 The thing about Uber is that they don't care about their drivers...
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,342 - Damn it. - And they don't pay 'em enough.
00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,761 They have to work five times as many hours...
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,039 What the?
00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,292 No!
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,711 Now that dinner parties are against the law,
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,130 we are the only people who can enforce it. Right here, us.
00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,549 So get excited. Get pumped. We're the best of the best.
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,010 We're looking for get-togethers, white elephants, house warmings.
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,803 If it's not a rager, it could be a crime.
00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,056 Drinks and apps? Cuff 'em, boys.
00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,141 Infant carrots? That'll get you three to five.
00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,643 Add a dip? You're looking at life.
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,061 Let's ride.
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,108 They're just having a drink. Seems legit.
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,070 Looks like we can move on. Wait. The host just pulled a lasagna from the oven!
00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,739 Move! Move! Move!
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,540 Smile for the papers.
00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,510 Check out these nets I got to catch people!
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,888 This one's big enough to nab two regular sized perps or five vegans.
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,015 Do you know what I read in this spinning newspaper?
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,351 <i>Family Circus</i> is still going? How is that possible?
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,479 - All of those kids should be dead now. - No. That you two are being dicks.
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,939 No, Terry, we're doing our job.
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,984 I told you not to come to the dinner party. You made me bring you.
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,527 And now we're just upholding the law.
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,654 And soon, we'll get to use excessive force.
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,864 No, we don't. Stop that.
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,576 Terry, I recommend you steer clear of dinner parties, for your own good.
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,077 You don't intimidate me.
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,163 I ain't never gonna even think about stop dinner partying.
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,207 Careful, Terry. I might be your team leader,
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,877 but when I'm wearing this badge, you're talking to the law.
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:49,464 Okay, well, then I guess you better suck my butt, Officer Asshole.
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,884 Who the hell is this slut?
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,053 You're performing our routine behind my back.
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,471 - Hi, Jesse. - You know what?
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,975 You can have our boring old routine. I'm gonna be a star without you.
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186 Bye, Jesse.
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,858 Lady B, what're we doin'?
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,777 We don't need a leash in the park. No... Here.
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,576 You silly.
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,498 Is any of this Impossible meat? I only eat Impossible foods now.
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,417 Now know all this food is extremely possible.
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,377 - Gross. - Hey, we're just gonna donate
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:32,466 this bottle of prosecco and breakdancing board to, to Costco, okay? That's all.
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,929 I smell a dinner party.
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,722 Let's ride.
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,145 Now!
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,606 Dinner party police! Drop your cheese knives!
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,651 Is there a problem, officers? There's no dinner parties happening here.
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,362 This sports bar is just selling alcohol with the occasional opioid.
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,114 Uh, sorry. Bad intel.
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,326 We're clear.
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:10,087 Head stand, spin round and round. And I'm doin' it. Slide, and doin' it...
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:14,216 A whole sports bar in a residential house? They could never get the permit for that!
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,844 We've been duped by sci-fi, and sci-fi is our area.
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,346 Terry's area is knowing all the Housewives of various regions.
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597 Time to use excessive force?
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,392 No. We're just gonna have to fight sci-fi with sci-fi.
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,269 That uses excessive force.
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,147 Stop saying that. Wow, give a man a badge and it really goes right to his head.
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,151 These E-cogs can sense when an E-vite is going out before it's even sent.
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,488 Their brains are attached to the Internet, and I used the same algorithm Amazon uses
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,282 to know when you're gonna purchase something.
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,533 Dinner party detected.
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,535 It's in such an early stage that the host is still deciding
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,162 - between cute background images. - Dancing hot dogs?
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,581 That's dinner party bullshit
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,999 if I've ever heard it.
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,042 Can we put shotgun shells in these?
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836 I said no, they're just for dramatic effect.
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,463 Which you just ruined, so we have to do it again.
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,776 God damn it!
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,614 What the hell are those invitations for?
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,993 I don't know. Why don't you ask your E-cogs? Or do they only work on E-vites?
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,787 I've been going easy on you because I'm your mission leader.
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,122 Don't make me come down on you.
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,333 Do your worst, Officer.
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,422 - Permission to use excessive force. - Finally.
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382 What the is that?
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,719 Sorry, Bleep Bug in my throat.
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,642 I grew these Napadoodles using techno-organic material.
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,479 They can sense cheese plates and <i>Cards Against Humanity</i> from miles away.
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,272 Plus, they're hypoallergenic.
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,442 You've forced my hand. Release your unholy creations.
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,071 You wanna go for a walk, yeah? You want walkies? You want walkies?
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,822 Good girls, good girls!
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:07,496 - Brie cups with apple butter? - Are these from Brooklyn?
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,732 We're turning people into wine. I think we've gone too far.
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,442 Exactly! It's excessive force.
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,487 These people love wine! Look how happy they are on the labels.
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,738 A new E-vite!
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,323 Wait!
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,159 Oh, no. Terry and Jesse just replied as "Maybes" on this.
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,245 We can't let them get bottled, they're our crew.
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,497 Yumyulack, I order you to call off the doodles.
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,709 I can't call them off. Once a Napadoodle senses party prep, it's over.
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,460 My grey God...
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,298 Thanks for coming, Halk. We really need your help.
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,926 These kinda things don't happen in here anymore. Not since the war.
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,638 Steve. I'm not sure I can help.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,474 I didn't know him that well, he worked on the farming level.
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,851 We need your expertise.
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,854 You're the only one qualified enough to help us with a murder investigation.
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,149 Come on, you're a war hero. You've got the stomach for this.
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,194 Plus, you were an executive story editor on <i>Bones.</i>
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,737 - What is that by the way? - An ESE?
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,907 It's just a level of writer. Look, I only got hired on that show
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,910 because I wrote a <i>Law & Order</i> spec, not because I'm an actual detective.
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,996 I'm sure you picked things up when you ripped stories from the headlines.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:35,584 We have a theory. Big ol' cricket got into the Wall and killed poor Steve.
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,461 You think a cricket did this?
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,798 Those bastards make music with their legs. Who knows what else they're capable of?
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,759 If you think it's a cricket, why do you need me?
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,136 Because Tim asked for you specifically.
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,306 You're a war hero. The announcement will sound better coming from you.
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,142 I'm sorry, guys, but I have a life of my own.
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,728 Good luck finding that cricket.
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,065 <i>-Yello.</i> - Terry, listen to me.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,151 Yumyulack created huge Napadoodles that turn criminals into wine.
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,528 Do not go into that dinner party.
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,697 <i>I would never dream of breaking the law.</i>
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,200 <i>And you can totally record this conversation.</i>
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,577 No, Terry, this is not a trick... Oh, damn it!
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,997 You guys! Guess what?
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,500 I sci-fi disguised this house to look like a RadioShack
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,418 so that no one will ever go in it.
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,806 Run.
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,025 I left NPR on in the truck. They must have been drawn to it!
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610 And I have baby carrots in my pocket.
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,946 What the shit are you doing? Get rid of them.
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,241 That's not gonna hold them long. Quick. Grab a scooter made from birds.
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,958 Ugh. Human battery power is so weak.
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,169 Why haven't they discovered how to harness the power of love yet?
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,384 No! Hole Foods? This is like a mega dinner party.
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,386 We're surrounded by people eating organic samples
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,013 and recommending podcast to each other.
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,724 - Have you heard <i>Slow Burn?</i> - I gave up on it. Wait, stop it.
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,150 We have to mask the dinner party scent.
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,592 The smell of cake will confuse the doodles
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,135 into thinking that I'm at a birthday gathering,
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,929 which is technically not a dinner party.
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,473 And I'm disguising my scent with lonely single person food.
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,267 Speaking of lonely single people, I lied earlier.
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,479 You think <i>Cruise Control</i> is better <i>than Speed?</i>
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,231 The only reason I outlawed dinner parties
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,233 is because you were leaving me alone all the time.
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,400 What about Yumyulack?
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,778 - He could have kept you company. - He's a narc and he chews too loud.
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,196 Oh, yeah. No, he sucks.
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:15,577 The truth is, I don't hate dinner parties. I hate not having dinner with you, dummy.
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,288 We used to socialize. We used to have a life. What happened to us?
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,665 Streamium TV happened.
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,125 We stopped going out because the movie stars came to us.
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,212 You're right. The siren call of Josh Hartnett on our 50" flatty
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,672 is impossible to resist.
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,592 I'm sorry, Korv. I was so busy impressing those dinner parties that I barely knew,
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219 I didn't make time to party with you.
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,138 Terry, I say we seal our apologies with a kiss.
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,391 Nice.
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:43,772 <i>Happy birthday to you...</i>
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,611 Have you ever played <i>Apples to Apples?</i>
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,033 Jesse, Pupes. I thought you weren't speaking.
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,327 Listen, when people start getting smooshed into wine,
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,579 you forget your artistic differences
00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,788 real quick.
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,457 Plus his new slut partner was devoured by a Napadoodle.
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,502 Let's hover this board to D.C. and overturn that law.
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,380 I'm coming, too. Right behind you.
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:10,674 God damn it.
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,932 Don't let go. Don't let go. Come on.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,436 Come on, come on.
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,484 Baby, baby, wake up.
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,737 You're having that dream again, okay? Honey, look at me.
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,281 Look at me. You saved so many.
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,449 But not everyone.
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,744 - You did as much as you could. - But am I doing as much as I can now?
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,996 I know those Walldermen want you to get involved,
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:45,709 but that's not your life anymore. Now is your time to be at home with me.
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,630 What kind of home is this if you aren't safe enough to walk in the mushroom park?
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,590 I got to help them with this investigation.
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,218 But the nightmares. Are you sure it's a good idea?
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,179 I'll be safe and I'll make sure everyone here is safe.
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,973 And, hey, it's probably just a cricket.
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,203 Okay, okay. Blue skin,
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,288 always rambling about how her replicants walked
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,082 after only seven minutes of being planted...
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,500 You're talking about Zamulon.
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,127 She thinks her replicants are all that, even though they ain't.
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,213 - And time. - All right. I love this game.
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,257 I think I got everyone in the neighborhood.
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,509 - What are you doing with that? - What do you think?
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,094 - Freezing it to make wine cubes? - What?
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,137 I'm returning them back into their human forms.
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,265 - Why the change of heart? - No law, no criminals.
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,142 I only like capturing bad people because I'm a bounty hunter.
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,727 Bounty hunters gotta bounty.
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,313 I had no idea that this people-wine situation could be reversed.
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,232 Had I known, we would've done this a lot sooner.
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,775 - Oh, yeah. - So much sooner.
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,080 You know, we should do this more often.
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,248 This is fun.
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,333 Send me the link to that thing.
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,338 Knock, knock! Hello, flare pants!
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:16,633 I will make some just for you, Mia.
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,177 Um, yes, please.
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,096 I'm actually poking my li'l beak in to check on Declan.
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,015 See how he's liking the new gig.
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,225 - Who? - Declan. The new guy.
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,187 There is no Declan. No one new has reported here.
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064 Oops. He must've gotten lost.

00:00:07,532 --> 00:00:10,261 Нужно больше ретвитов, иначе мне не попасть в Холлистер.
00:00:10,285 --> 00:00:12,221 Твой Клаут на лидирующих позициях, бро.
00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,682 Ты видел, что я запостил? "Гарфилд разъебывает!"
00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:18,853 Но получил всего лишь три долбанных ретвита.
00:00:18,877 --> 00:00:20,521 Ты должен достать мне армию ботов--
00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:23,149 - Я знаю, что ты скажешь.
00:00:23,173 --> 00:00:25,109 - Чтобы ты завязывал с уменьшением людей?
00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:26,193 - Он этого заслужил.
00:00:26,217 --> 00:00:28,550 - Ты прав, он был полным тупицей.
00:00:28,761 --> 00:00:30,823 - Стой что, тебя больше не бесит моя Стена?
00:00:30,847 --> 00:00:33,159 - Следить за тобой - вторая полноценная работа.
00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:36,078 В этом году, я занимаюсь тем, что делает меня счастливой.
00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,302 Получу лицензию риелтора.
00:00:39,314 --> 00:00:41,083 - Точно не будешь потом меня донимать?
00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:44,086 - Просто не верится, что ты до сих пор уменьшаешь людей.
00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,671 Это выматывает. - Не меня.
00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:47,173 Да это лучшее в моей жизни.
00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:49,049 У них там крутая войнушка.
00:00:49,073 --> 00:00:50,217 И я её поддерживаю.
00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:51,241 - Как хочешь.
00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,607 Планета Шлорп была совершенной утопией.
00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,164 До падения астероида.
00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,779 Сотни взрослых и репликантов получили Пупу
00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,781 и отправились в космос
00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,909 в поисках нового дома на необитаемой планете.
00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:17,870 Мы упали на Землю и застряли на этой перенаселённой планете.
00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:19,538 Верно, это я говорил все это время.
00:01:19,562 --> 00:01:21,373 Я тот, что держит Пупу. Меня зовут Корво.
00:01:21,397 --> 00:01:23,793 Это моё шоу. Я только что уронил Пупу. Видите меня?
00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,169 Это просто смешно.
00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:27,088 Я ненавижу Землю. Это ужасный дом.
00:01:27,112 --> 00:01:28,047 Люди глупые.
00:01:28,071 --> 00:01:30,257 Некоторых животных держат дома, но одних животных едят,
00:01:30,281 --> 00:01:32,635 а других нет: их учат играть в баскетбол.
00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:33,594 Как пса из "Короля воздуха".
00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:35,096 Почему нельзя есть всех животных?
00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:43,062 - Терри, спускайся. Твоя картошка остывает из-за энтропии.
00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,689 - Чувак, можешь засунуть её в свой зад.
00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,273 Я не буду есть. - Ты почему не заправил рубашку?
00:01:46,297 --> 00:01:47,441 Думаешь, ты моднее нас?
00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:50,569 - Именно, потому что я иду на крутой званый ужин.
00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:52,071 - Что, почему меня не пригласили? - А меня не позвали!
00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:55,408 - А разве вы любите людей, тусы и выходить из дома?
00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:57,034 Плюс у вас нет рубашек на пуговицах.
00:01:57,058 --> 00:01:58,119 - Всё равно мог бы спросить.
00:01:58,143 --> 00:01:59,954 Мы давно не проводили время вместе.
00:01:59,978 --> 00:02:02,790 Со дня похода на песнопения про Хроники Риддика в Боул.
00:02:02,814 --> 00:02:03,958 Какого черта! Вы тоже идёте?
00:02:03,982 --> 00:02:05,501 - Я собираюсь познакомиться с богатыми стариками,
00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:08,212 заставлю их бросить жён - заварушка в стиле "Чёрное Зеркало".
00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:11,090 - Да я горбатился, заказывая всю эту еду с Хулу Луау.
00:02:11,114 --> 00:02:13,801 Хочешь пропустить этого поросёнка с огненными палочками?
00:02:13,825 --> 00:02:16,220 - Прости. У нас с Пупой сегодня выступление.
00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:17,711 Мы музыкальная диада.
00:02:17,829 --> 00:02:20,057 - Как командир, я должен знать о всех движухах.
00:02:20,081 --> 00:02:22,601 Я требую приглашения на ужин для всех.
00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,396 - Я не могу добавить "+1" так поздно, не говоря о двух!
00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:28,441 - Тогда я активирую Стиратель Земли и мы все станем кучкой пепла.
00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,151 Все материи будут атомизированы
00:02:30,175 --> 00:02:32,778 через пять, четыре, три... - Ладно. Господи, блять, Иисусе.
00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:34,405 Я добавил вас в список. - два с половиной...
00:02:34,429 --> 00:02:36,073 два-- - Но ты всё уже испоганил.
00:02:36,097 --> 00:02:37,450 - Идёт. Выходим через час.
00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:38,993 Мне нужно добавить темно-синий мейк
00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:40,494 ..повсюду под мантией.
00:02:40,518 --> 00:02:42,246 - Пора избавиться от Стирателя Земли.
00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,537 Попробуй и умри, сука.
00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:47,626 - Я хорошо выгляжу? Рубашка достаточно не заправлена?
00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,669 - Да расслабься.
00:02:48,693 --> 00:02:50,713 Но помни, не будь собой внутри.
00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,381 Эти люди хотят повеселиться.
00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:53,507 - Заткнись! Итак понятно.
00:02:54,616 --> 00:02:55,683 - Зацени этот пин!
00:02:56,117 --> 00:02:58,721 Они выращивают лозы в Бруклине прямо посреди детского сада Монтесори.
00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,945 - О, и правда, аромат как.. у вина.
00:03:01,873 --> 00:03:04,435 Поздравляю с приобретением этой бутылки.
00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:07,459 - Вино? Кто зовёт Пино Гринпоинт "вином"?
00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,996 - Ребят, это же шутка.
00:03:10,131 --> 00:03:11,192 Корво бы не сказал так всерьёз.
00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:13,283 - Это же из Бруклина. Из Бруклина!
00:03:13,676 --> 00:03:14,904 - Бруклина? - Из Бруклина!
00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,739 - Никогда не был в Бруклине, но как-то раз преследовал
00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,449 механоида вокруг лун Юпитера.
00:03:18,473 --> 00:03:20,201 - Что за странные разговоры. Это никому не интересно.
00:03:20,225 --> 00:03:21,410 Мы говорим о Бруклине.
00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,120 Ты сам хотел сюда попасть.
00:03:23,144 --> 00:03:24,914 Может хотя бы попробуешь быть общительным?
00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:25,938 - Я пытаюсь.
00:03:26,064 --> 00:03:27,331 Бруклин!
00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:34,428 - Привет, я Мия. Добро пожаловать на Стену.
00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,216 Ола, ми ламо Миа.
00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,261 Бьенведидос а ля паред.
00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,389 - Я говорю по-английски. - Отлично!
00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:43,432 Я хостесс Стены. Свежего лимонада?
00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,060 - Что происходит? - Тише, ладно.
00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:47,645 Знаю, это обескураживает,
00:03:47,669 --> 00:03:49,438 но опасаться нечего.
00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:52,525 Мальчик-пришелец уменьшил вас и поместил в террариум.
00:03:52,549 --> 00:03:54,235 Он прячет его в своей спальне.
00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:56,987 - Какого черта? - Наш мир был ужасным местом,
00:03:57,011 --> 00:03:59,073 полным насилия и голода.
00:03:59,097 --> 00:04:03,244 Стена была разделена на два уровня под управлением жестокого диктатора:
00:04:03,268 --> 00:04:04,268 Герцога.
00:04:04,519 --> 00:04:07,915 Позже, Тим, великолепный бесстрашный воин возглавил сопротивление,
00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:09,875 восстал против Герцога.
00:04:09,899 --> 00:04:11,566 Это была кровопролитная война.
00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,252 В тот вечер, мы потеряли много друзей.
00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:16,137 Но так же приобрели героев.
00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,051 Мы многим обязаны их жертве,
00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:20,808 но больше всех - Шери,
00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,327 которая погибла, сражаясь с Герцогом.
00:04:23,621 --> 00:04:26,851 Вот вот состоится первый ежегодный день памяти Шери!
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,562 Будет банкет и парад, и каждый сможет
00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:30,980 по разочку лизнуть наш гигантский кубик сахара.
00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,606 - Да у вас тут собственный мир?
00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,230 - Да! И вы теперь с нами.
00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,861 Считайте это шансом начать жизнь с чистого листа.
00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,738 Чем вы всегда мечтали заниматься?
00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:41,198 - Всегда хотел заниматься дизайном одежды.
00:04:41,222 --> 00:04:43,117 Боже мой, я не разу не говорил об этом вслух.
00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:45,661 - Супер! Я буду первым клиентом.
00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,204 Мне нужно платье на день памяти Шери.
00:04:47,228 --> 00:04:49,332 Мой рост - метр с кепкой.
00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,667 - Донна Ленгли! - Терри, присоединяйся.
00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:54,045 Угадываем голливудских исполнительных продюсеров.
00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:55,069 - Легкотня.
00:04:55,236 --> 00:04:57,757 Девид Нэвинс. Да харош, давай что-то посерьезнее.
00:04:57,781 --> 00:05:00,048 - Ямилэк, ты в игре. - Поехали..
00:05:00,575 --> 00:05:01,761 - Понятия не имею, кто это.
00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:02,928 - Пропусти и тяни следующий.
00:05:02,952 --> 00:05:05,473 - Имя этого человека звучит как демон.
00:05:05,497 --> 00:05:07,497 - Они перевыпускались на DVD или только на ТВ?
00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:09,435 - Ты не знал Дога Херцога?
00:05:14,089 --> 00:05:15,066 ♪ Бэтмен ♪
00:05:16,091 --> 00:05:17,091 Слушай,
00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:20,946 мы сорвали стопроцентно незаслуженные аплодисменты.
00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,907 Не хочу показывать пальцем на слабое звено,
00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,331 но ты был далёк от идеала.
00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,243 Соберись, Пупс!
00:05:26,684 --> 00:05:28,996 - Откуда мы должны были знать Дебби Либлинг?
00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,332 Может сыграем в знаменитостей с нашей родины?
00:05:31,356 --> 00:05:33,417 Например: этот Шлорпион изобрёл нагретую слизь.
00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:35,211 - Зельгар. - Балл в нашу пользу.
00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,506 - Вечеринка стухла буквально две минуты назад.
00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,425 - Ещё когда Крейг стал объяснять скетч Давида С. про Тыкву.
00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:44,470 - Корво, дружище, вам не пора? А ребята тут продолжат сами.
00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:45,930 Вы портите всем настрой.
00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,056 - Это мы портим настрой?
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,266 Ты не слышал как Джейме делился впечатлениями о поезде?
00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:51,477 - Извинись перед ним сейчас же!
00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:52,978 - Чтобы ты свой Пино в аду нюхал!
00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,730 - Как ты смеешь!
00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:58,287 Хорошее Пино испортится в условиях адского пекла.
00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:05,950 - Добро пожаловать на Стену.
00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,576 Я - Стив, нутрициолог.
00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,953 Вот твоя ежедневная порция.
00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,955 Свежая голубика и помидоры черри.
00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,456 - Да они шикарны.
00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,793 - Я вырастил их сам из семян, которые мы добыли из батончиков-мюсли.
00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:16,817 Наслаждайся.
00:06:21,322 --> 00:06:23,522 Здорова, Халк. Вот твоя порция.
00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,683 - Стив, отличная работа.
00:06:25,744 --> 00:06:27,388 Да у тебя талант к выращиванию. - Да ладно.
00:06:27,412 --> 00:06:29,807 Это ничто по сравнению с героями вроде тебя.
00:06:29,831 --> 00:06:32,518 - Я не особо люблю вспоминать те дни.
00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:35,396 - Я не забуду, скольких людей ты вытащил из-под завалов конфет.
00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,648 Многие друзья, могли погибнуть в тот день,
00:06:37,672 --> 00:06:39,405 но они до сих пор рядом благодаря тебе.
00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,682 У меня для тебя есть кое-что особенное.
00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:49,368 - Стив творит растительные чудеса из этих батончиков.
00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,914 Это лучшее, что есть на Стене.
00:06:53,938 --> 00:06:55,916 - Эта клубника лучшее, что здесь есть?
00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:57,407 - Лучше ничего нет.
00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,628 - В твоей жизни нет ничего лучше клубники?
00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,213 - Больше ничего не приходит на ум.
00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:04,175 - Жаль, а ведь я собирался предложить тебе это.
00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:05,199 - Халк!
00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,929 - Я подготовил речь о том, как хочу провести остаток своей жизни
00:07:08,953 --> 00:07:10,431 с женщиной, у которой самое доброе сердце.
00:07:10,455 --> 00:07:11,855 - Да! Да! Да! Да!
00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:16,187 Но клубничку я правда люблю.
00:07:16,211 --> 00:07:17,396 Ненавижу званые ужины.
00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,814 Почему нельзя было устроить обычный ужин,
00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:19,982 где люди считают меня эксцентричным?
00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,818 - Поехали домой, возьмём расплавитель ДНК с корабля
00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,195 и расплавим их до состояния пудинга из плоти.
00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:25,613 - Нет, они просто устроят другой званый ужин
00:07:25,637 --> 00:07:27,907 и засмеют нас за то, что наш расплавитель не из Бруклина.
00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:30,785 - Хотел бы я расплавить все эти сборища раз и навсегда.
00:07:30,809 --> 00:07:33,662 - Таксист, отвези нас к самому бедному и злобному сенатору в стране.
00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,331 Получишь дополнительный миллион баксов,
00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,248 если доедем туда к утру.
00:07:36,272 --> 00:07:37,333 - Будет сделано.
00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,085 Знаешь, раньше мы, таксисты, заправляли тут всем,
00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:42,509 но потом Uber-- - Два ляма, если поедем в тишине.
00:07:43,154 --> 00:07:46,092 - Видишь ли, дело в том, что Uber наплевать на своих водителей.
00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:47,385 - Черт. - И они им мало платят.
00:07:47,409 --> 00:07:49,409 И им приходится работать в пять раз--
00:08:15,979 --> 00:08:16,664 Что за--
00:08:16,688 --> 00:08:18,207 "ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ ВНЕ ЗАКОНА"
00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:22,712 Теперь званые ужины вне закона,
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,547 и мы единственные люди, кто может им помешать.
00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,674 Именно тут. Мы. Так что ликуйте!
00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:27,633 Мы лучшие из лучших.
00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:30,136 Ищем собрания, белых слонов и новоселья.
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,929 Если это не крутая вечеринка, то это преступление.
00:08:31,953 --> 00:08:34,015 - Напитки и настолки? Вяжете всех.
00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,100 Мини-морковки тянут на срок от трёх до пяти лет.
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,727 А с соусом? Пожизненное.
00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,020 Погнали.
00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:45,067 - Они просто выпивают, вроде все законно.
00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,193 Двигаемся дальше.
00:08:46,217 --> 00:08:48,112 Стоп! Хозяин вытаскивает лазанью из духовки.
00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,655 - Вперёд! Вперёд! Вперёд!
00:08:57,479 --> 00:08:59,012 - Улыбочку для газет.
00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:00,522 "ПОКА ОДНИ РАЗГОНЯЮТ КРЭК ПО ВЕНАМ, ДРУГИЕ РАЗГОНЯЮТ ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ"
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,552 - Зацените мою сеть для отлова людей.
00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:14,930 В эту большую поместятся два обычных бугая или пять веганов.
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,099 - Знаете, что я сейчас прочёл в этой крутящейся газете?
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,393 - "Семейный цирк" ещё выпускают. Такое возможно?
00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:20,644 Все эти дети давно померли.
00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,480 - Нет, что вы двое - мудаки!
00:09:22,504 --> 00:09:23,898 - Нет, Терри, мы выполняем свою работу.
00:09:23,922 --> 00:09:26,067 - Я же говорил тебе не приходить на ужин.
00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:27,193 Ты заставил меня провести тебя.
00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:28,444 - Теперь мы просто защищаем закон.
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,696 - Скоро мы пустим в ход жёсткие меры.
00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,947 - Нет, не пустим. Кончай с этим.
00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,700 Терри, советую держать подальше от званых ужинов,
00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:35,576 ради своего же блага.
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,333 - Тебе меня не запугать.
00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:40,164 Я даже не подумаю завязать с домашними посиделками.
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,291 - Осторожнее, Терри. Может я и твой командир,
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,835 но когда у меня этот значок, ты говоришь с законом.
00:09:44,859 --> 00:09:47,630 - Что ж, тогда соси мою жопу,
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:48,721 Офицер Мудак!
00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:51,842 - А это ещё что за шлюшка?
00:09:51,866 --> 00:09:54,933 Ты выступал с нашей программой у меня за спиной.
00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:55,638 - Привет, Джесси.
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,807 - Знаешь что, забирай себе эту старую программу.
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,164 Я стану звездой без тебя.
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,425 - Пока, Джесси.
00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:07,956 - Леди Би, что же мы делаем?
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,360 К чему нам поводок в парке.
00:10:09,384 --> 00:10:10,384 Вот так.
00:10:15,473 --> 00:10:16,473 Глупышка.
00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:22,248 - Это мясо от компании "Невозможное"??
00:10:22,272 --> 00:10:23,708 Я теперь ем только их продукцию.
00:10:23,732 --> 00:10:25,876 - Нет, вся еда абсолютно реальная. - Гадость.
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,629 - Эй, мы просто хотим пожертвовать эту бутылку вина
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:31,716 и доску для брейкданса в Костко, ладно?
00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:32,740 Всего то.
00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,284 - Будет званый ужин.
00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:39,195 Погнали.
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,210 Пошли!
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,940 Полиция Званых Ужинов! Ножи для сыра на пол.
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,233 - Какие-то проблемы, офицеры?
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,609 Тут нет никаких званых ужинов.
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:53,404 Этот спорт-бар продаёт алкоголь, иногда с опиоидами.
00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:54,428 - Простите.
00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:56,096 Ложный вызов.
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,891 - Всё чисто.
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,460 - Стойка на руках. Переворот. Вертушка.
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:10,171 И вот так.. Скольжение.. и вот так.
00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,757 Целый спорт-бар в жилом доме?
00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:14,300 На такое не дают разрешений.
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:16,886 - Нас надули по науке. В наука - это наша тема.
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,138 Тема Терри - знать всех домохозяек на районе.
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,473 - Пора применять жёсткие меры?
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,558 - Нет, просто пора бороться с наукой
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,601 по-научному.
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,311 - Ну я и говорю - жёсткие меры!
00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:26,312 - Хватит это повторять!
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:29,565 Некоторым и правда от значков и власти крышу сносит.
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,942 Эти И-коги чувствуют инвайты
00:11:31,966 --> 00:11:33,194 ещё до отправления.
00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:34,779 Их мозги подсоединены к интернету,
00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:36,489 и я использовал тот же алгоритм, что и Амазон,
00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:37,907 чтобы узнать, что ты собираешься купить.
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,617 Обнаружен званый ужин.
00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,535 Он на ранней стадии. Хозяин ещё только выбирает
00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:42,953 милые фоны для приглашений.
00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:44,244 - Танцующие хот-доги?
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,499 Это точно званый ужин, как по мне.
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:49,085 А можно зарядить настоящими патронами?
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,961 - Я сказал нет! Они нужны для драматичности,
00:11:50,985 --> 00:11:52,755 и ты её только что разрушил, так что придётся делать заново.
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,633 Черт побери!
00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,614 Для кого, черт возьми, все эти приглашения?
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,033 - Не знаю, чел. Может спросишь у своих И-когов?
00:12:21,057 --> 00:12:23,190 Или они работают только для электронных инвайтов?
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,830 - Я был с тобой мягок только потому, что я твой командир
00:12:25,854 --> 00:12:27,123 Не заставляй меня приходить по твою душу.
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,947 - Выкладывай, Офицер.
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,296 - Разрешение на применение жёстких мер!
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320 - Наконец-то.
00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:37,133 - Что это такое?
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:40,908 Извини, запикивающий жук в рот попал.
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:46,726 - Я вырастил этих нападудлов из техно-органических материалов.
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,019 Они способны учуять сырные тарелки
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,604 и настолки за километры.
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,523 Плюс, они гипоаллергенные.
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:53,774 - Ты меня вынудил.
00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:55,776 Спускай своих дьявольских созданий.
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,029 - Хотите погулять, а? Хотите гуль-гуль?
00:12:58,053 --> 00:13:00,823 Хотите гуль-гуль? Хорошие девочки, хорошие.
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,703 - Порционный бри с яблочным маслом?
00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:07,413 Они из Бруклина?
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,273 - Мы превращаем людей в вино?
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,649 Я думаю мы зашли слишком далеко.
00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:37,735 - Именно. Жёсткие меры.
00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,571 Эти людишки любят вино. Смотри как они улыбаются с этикеток.
00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:41,530 Новый инвайт.
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,554 - Стоп!
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:46,035 Терри и Джесси только что ответили "возможно" на этот инвайт.
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,204 Нельзя из бутиллировать. Они часть нашей команды.
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,581 Ямилэк, я приказываю тебе отозвать дудлов.
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:53,668 - Их не отозвать. Если они учуят вечеринку, это конец.
00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:54,692 - Бог мой серый.
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,340 - Спасибо, что пришёл, Халк. Без тебя никак.
00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:01,217 - Такое здесь давно не происходит.
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,641 Со времён.. войны.
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:03,992 - Стив.
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,803 Не уверен, что могу помочь.
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:09,600 Я едва его знал. Он работал на фермерском уровне.
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:10,893 - Нам нужно твоё заключение.
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,813 Ты единственный, кто обладает достаточными навыками для расследования убийства.
00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:17,108 - Давай, ты же герой войны. Ты с этим справишься.
00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:20,277 Плюс, ты был исполнительным редактором в "Костях".
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:23,114 Что это вообще такое? - РСО? Просто уровень писателя.
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:26,409 Меня взяли в то шоу только потому, что я писал для "Закона и порядка".
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,952 Не потому что я настоящий детектив.
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:31,038 - Я уверен, ты много узнал, пока разбирал истории из заголовков.
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:33,666 У нас есть теория Огромный старый кузнечик попал в Стену
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,157 и убил беднягу Стива.
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,461 Думаешь, кузнечик такое сотворил?
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,172 - Эти ублюдки производят музыку ногами.
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,799 Кто знает, на что ещё они способны.
00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:43,801 - Если вы считаете, что это кузнечик, то я вам зачем?
00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:46,178 - Потому что Тим просил лично тебя.
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,138 Ты герой войны.
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,223 Из твоих уст объявление прозвучит лучше.
00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:50,766 - Простите, парни,
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,601 но у меня своя жизнь.
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,687 Удачи в поисках кузнечика.
00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,065 - Приветик! - Терри, послушай!
00:14:58,089 --> 00:15:01,152 Ямилэк создал огромных нападудлов, которые превращают нарушителей в вино.
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,403 Не иди на этот званый ужин.
00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:05,698 - Я бы и не подумал нарушать закон.
00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:07,992 Ты, разумеется, можешь записывать этот разговор.
00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:10,536 - Нет, Терри, это не развод. Вот, черт!
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,636 - Ребята, угадайте что?
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:16,459 Я научно замаскировал этот дом под Радио Шек,
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,210 так что никто в него не войдёт.
00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:30,704 - Бежим!
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:42,109 Я оставил там органическую еду, наверно она их привлекла.
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,527 - И у меня есть мини-морковки в кармане.
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,029 - Что ты творишь? Избавься от них.
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:50,785 Это надолго их не удержит. Скорее, хватай электросамокаты.
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,958 Человеческая мощность такая слабая.
00:15:57,982 --> 00:16:00,211 Почему они до сих пор не обуздали силу любви?
00:16:04,989 --> 00:16:05,989 Органическая еда?
00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:07,843 Это как мега званый ужин.
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,553 Всюду люди, которые едят органику
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,971 и советуют друг другу подкасты.
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:12,139 - А ты слышал Слоу Бёрна?
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:13,599 - Мне не зашло. Стой, хватит!
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,896 Надо замаскировать запах званого ужина.
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,066 - Давай!
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:49,051 - Запах торта заставит дудлов думать,
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,721 что я на дне рождения. Технически, это не званый ужин.
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,515 - А я маскирую запах едой одинокого человека.
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,184 - Говоря об одиноких людях, я соврал ранее.
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,604 - То есть ты считаешь, что Speed 2: Cruise Control лучше чем Speed?
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,690 - Я запретил ваши ужины только потому, что ты
00:17:02,714 --> 00:17:04,358 постоянно бросал меня одного.
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:06,318 - А как же Ямилэк? Он мог составить тебе компанию.
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,654 - Он отморозок и громко чавкает. - Ну да, это отстой.
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,283 - Правда в том,
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,492 что я не ненавижу званые ужины.
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,745 Я ненавижу ужинать без тебя, балбес.
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,663 Мы общались, у нас была своя жизнь.
00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:19,915 Что с нами случилось? - Стриминговое ТВ, чел.
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,917 Мы перестали гулять потому, что звезды кино пришли к нам.
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,253 - Ты прав. Этот зов сирены от Джоша Харнетта
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,464 на 50-ти дюймовом - невозможно сопротивляться.
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:27,688 - Прости, Корв.
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:29,800 Я так пытался впечатлить этих тусовщиков,
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:32,053 что не заметил, как перестал уделять время тебе.
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:35,181 - Терри, скрепим наши извинения поцелуем.
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,098 Класс.
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,334 ♪ С днём рождения тебя ♪
00:17:47,842 --> 00:17:49,362 - А ты играл в Экивоки?
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:55,076 - Джесси, Пупс, я думал вы не разговариваете.
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,952 - Когда людей превращают в вино,
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,038 творческие разногласия быстро забываются.
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,458 Плюс его шлюшью подружку съел нападудл.
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,379 Летим скорее в Вашингтон отменять закон.
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:08,255 - Я следом за вами.
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,489 Черт побери!
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:17,682 Не сдавайся.
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,173 Не сдавайся. Давай!
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:31,028 - Милый, проснись. У тебя опять кошмар.
00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:32,488 Дрогой, посмотри на меня. На меня.
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,712 Ты стольких спас.
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:35,572 - Но не всех.
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:36,784 - Ты сделал все, что смог.
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,744 - А делаю ли всё, что могу сейчас?
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,705 - Я знаю, что стражи стены хотят твоего участия,
00:18:40,729 --> 00:18:42,456 но у тебя совсем другая жизнь.
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,347 Сейчас время быть дома.. со мной.
00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:49,630 - Что это за дом, если ты не можешь безопасно гулять в грибном парке?
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,674 Я помогу им с расследованием.
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,260 - Но кошмары. Ты уверен, что это хорошая идея?
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:57,847 - Я в порядке. И я должен быть уверен, что остальные - в безопасности.
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,471 Ведь это и правда, может быть кузнечик.
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,510 "ЗВАНЫЕ УЖИНЫ СНОВА РАЗРЕШЕНЫ"
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:23,331 - Голубая кожа, вечно болтает о том, как её репликанты
00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:24,832 пошли 7 минут от роду.
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:26,542 - Да ты описываешь Замулон.
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,753 Она вечно говорит небылицы о репликантах.
00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:29,587 - Время.
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:31,297 - Верно. Мне нравится эта игра.
00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:33,299 - Я думаю, я всех собрал.
00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:34,550 - Зачем тебе эти вино-люди?
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,634 - А ты как думаешь?
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,011 - Заморозишь, чтобы сделать вино-лёд? - Чего?
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,180 Я верну им человеческую форму.
00:19:39,204 --> 00:19:40,056 - Что за порыв сердца?
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,474 - Нет закона - нет преступников.
00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:44,185 Я ловлю засранцев потому, что я - охотник за головами.
00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:45,436 Охотники получают вознаграждение.
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:48,356 - Я понятия не имел, что ситуацию с вино-людьми можно обратить вспять.
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,149 Если б знал, мы бы сделали это намного раньше.
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:52,173 - Ага. - Намного раньше.
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:04,955 - Знаешь, надо делать такое почаще.
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:06,512 Было здорово.
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,798 Отправишь мне ссылку на ту штуку?
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,170 - Тук-тук!
00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,061 Привет, яркие клёши!
00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:16,521 - Ха-ха! Я сделаю ещё эксклюзивно для тебя!
00:20:16,658 --> 00:20:17,858 - Пожалуйста!
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,180 Я вообще-то хотела узнать, как дела у Деклана,
00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:23,015 как ему новая работёнка.
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:25,039 - Кто? - Деклан! Новенький.
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,394 - Тут его явно нет.
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,351 Новеньких сюда не присылали.
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:30,953 - Упс, наверно он потерялся.

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