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Маловероятная кончина любимой рюмки Терри
The Unlikely Demise of Terry's Favorite Shot Glass
Сезон: 02Серия: 07
Описание
Как оказалось, выпав из Стены, Шерри не погибла. Более того, во дворе дома инопланетян она встретила Герцога. Они объединяются, чтобы вместе противостоять опоссуму, который преследует их. Жить же им приходится в игрушечном космическом корабле. Через некоторое время становится понятно, что Шерри успела забеременеть от Тима. Где-то в соседнем дворе находится аптечная сеть Walgreens и Герцог настаивает, что Шерри должна перебираться туда. Сам Герцог погибает в сражении с опоссумом. Шерри рожает по дороге в игрушке-дозаторе с конфетами PEZ. Дойдя до забора, она видит, что никакой аптеки там нет. Шерри принимает решение вернуться в Стену.
Субтитры
- 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,179 I'm doing this for the good of the Wall.
- 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,981 (ALL CLAMORING)
- 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,526 - For the Wall! - ALL: For the Wall!
- 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,909 The Duke is dead.
- 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,869 What? We don't know that he's dead...
- 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,832 (GAGS)
- 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm not in charge of the Wall,
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,461 I just live in it.
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,966 - Why? - Nobody needs to know there's a way out.
- 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,261 I mean, what are they gonna do? Run out and get eaten by an owl?
- 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,223 No. It's safer and better to build a new world here.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,268 I believed... I believed in you.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,395 And I believe in the Wall.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,856 Thank you for helping me reach my destiny.
- 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,665 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,016 (GASPS)
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,820 Thank God I always keep a Cherry Blast Gusher on me.
- 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,782 Fuck! My tiny leg is broken.
- 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,036 (PANTING)
- 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,001 (WHIMPERS)
- 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,588 (PANTING)
- 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,259 (SCREECHES)
- 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,761 (GRUNTS)
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,457 Fuck you, Tim. I'm not dying out here.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,959 I am not dying out here.
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,586 I am not dying out here.
- 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,081 (GASPS)
- 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,918 Gotta get up in a tree.
- 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,461 Just like in <i>Jurassic Park.</i>
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,046 You're always safe in a tree.
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,843 You're safe in a tree.
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 Safe in a tree.
- 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,526 Ugh, wish I hadn't thrown out that Gusher.
- 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,570 (SNIFFS)
- 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,698 (GASPS)
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,160 Mmm!
- 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,912 (GASPS)
- 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,877 - You're not dead? - What the fuck!
- 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,640 This is for everyone you hurt.
- 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,521 (BOTH SCREAM)
- 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,075 Who knew a truck-sized possum would be such a little bitch?
- 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,702 - That was just a baby. - Then where's its mother?
- 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,082 -(SCREECHES) -(BOTH SCREAM)
- 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,638 What the hell?
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,602 Shit! Barricade that door!
- 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,979 Hurry!
- 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,614 What is this place?
- 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,575 - Kid's toy. A spaceship. - What?
- 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,119 Specifically, the Predator spaceship playset
- 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,414 from the 2007 movie, <i>Alien vs. Predator: Requiem.</i>
- 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,292 That's the Predalien, the Alien/Predator hybrid.
- 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,127 That's how I know this set is from <i>Requiem,</i>
- 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,712 and not the original <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,463 The Predalien was only in the sequel.
- 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,841 Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me.
- 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,885 It appears in the final moments of the first film,
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,928 so it's technically in both movies, you dumb bitch.
- 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,555 Okay. You know your <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,639 Well, let me guess.
- 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,516 You followed me out of the Wall to kill me,
- 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,602 to finish what your old pal Tim started.
- 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,020 (SCOFFS) Tim.
- 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,188 - Wrong again. - What?
- 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,690 - Then why did you... - I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,902 (RUMBLING)
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,156 What's all that?
- 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,825 Some stuff I put together in case I ever had to escape the Wall.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,119 Everybody was always like, "You won't need the bag.
- 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,621 "Why would you ever need the bag?"
- 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,748 Looks like I was right again. As usual.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 - Firecracker? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,543 - We could throw it at the possum. - It would probably just piss it off.
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,171 - What's this? - Purell.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,965 You gotta put something on that leg if you don't wanna get an infection.
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,967 - Thanks. - Hey, I still hate you.
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,179 But I need you alive and alert if you're gonna help me secure this place.
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 - Here. - Thanks.
- 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,643 Just to be clear, once we're out of here, I'm still gonna stab you in the eye.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,937 I did what I had to do for the good of my people.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,021 They weren't your people.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,397 You're a stupid terrorist
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,692 who destroyed our society's only chance at peace and stability
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,611 You should feel free to go fuck yourself.
- 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,947 - You wish. - Like I would waste a wish on that.
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yeah, right. You wish.
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,699 Wow. You really got me.
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,869 It's getting late, I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,580 No way I'm sleeping with you sitting there. I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,042 Fine. But don't you dare touch my penis while I'm asleep.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,503 What? I would never touch your disgusting penis.
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,963 No one has ever touched it,
- 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,382 and that sure as hell isn't changing tonight.
- 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,093 (SCOFFS)
- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,638 Wait!
- 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,223 (GASPS)
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,851 Relax. Your twig's over there.
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,311 I cleaned off the blood and sharpened it for you.
- 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,398 - Thank you. <i>-De nada.</i>
- 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,234 Breakfast? I'm cooking mushrooms. I found them in the corner.
- 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,278 - No. I'm out of here. - That's not an option.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,863 If either of us step outside,
- 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,531 Old Lady Possum will kill us.
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,658 - There's nothing there. - Trust me, Jeff's watching.
- 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,577 Also, I've decided to call her Jeff.
- 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,495 I know it's a girl, but I had a roommate once
- 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,956 who had a face just like a possum and his name was Jeff.
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,040 Why is she waiting for us?
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,293 There are trash cans up and down the street that have easier food.
- 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,712 I think we have a <i>Jaws 2</i> situation on our hands.
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,631 The one where the mama shark gets revenge on them for killing her kid.
- 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,924 Her brain's the size of a peanut.
- 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,384 How long could she hold a grudge?
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,511 Hours, days, months...
- 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,762 - Months? - It's also possible
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,223 that you and I are already dead, and this is hell.
- 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,225 In that case, we'll be here for all eternity.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,393 You're full of shit.
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,936 I'll take my chances outside.
- 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,029 (GASPS)
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,581 So, how about that breakfast?
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,421 I imagine you're pretty eager to get back to your terrorist pals in the Wall?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,882 They're probably planning some big extremist party
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,010 to celebrate all their successful terrorizing. That's fucked-up.
- 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm never going back to the Wall.
- 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,263 Because this is so great.
- 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,973 I told you I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,267 I can respect that.
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 Please tell me! Please, please tell me!
- 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,647 - Please! - Shut up!
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,193 After we stormed the palace, Tim went crazy.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,946 He didn't wanna tell anyone there was a way out. He...
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,323 He stabbed me and he pushed me out the hole.
- 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,533 No fucking way.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,284 So Tim stabbed you in the front
- 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 just like he stabbed me in the back.
- 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,371 He didn't stab you in the back.
- 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,164 We were never on your side to begin with.
- 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,666 Regardless, it sounded cool.
- 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,251 Man, what a piece of shit.
- 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,294 At least I always told you what the deal was.
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,547 I thought I knew him. I thought he was a good person.
- 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,465 Power does crazy things to people.
- 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:12,845 Not me. I mean, I handled it perfectly and was an excellent, excellent leader.
- 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,304 You flooded the bottom levels.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,558 People were trying to burn down the whole Wall. I had no choice.
- 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,936 Whatever. We can at least both agree that Tim sucks.
- 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,605 I can't imagine what's happened to the Wall with him in charge.
- 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,315 They need a real leader.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,525 How are the mushrooms?
- 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,069 - Disgusting. - What are you, like a chef or something?
- 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,113 Before I was put on the Wall, I worked at Benihana.
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 (CHUCKLES) Whoa... What are you...
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,619 Benihana's my favorite restaurant of all time.
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 I went there twice a week for years.
- 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,791 Are you serious? It's so oily. Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?
- 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,501 Tons and tons of diarrhea.
- 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,920 But that's a small price for an onion volcano.
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,463 You know, it's not just food.
- 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,549 - It's an experience. - It's an experience.
- 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,640 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,904 (LAUGHING)
- 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,698 So the Benihana founder is Rocky Aoki.
- 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,867 - The father of Steve Aoki. - I don't know who that is.
- 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,452 He's, like, this really famous DJ.
- 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:03,080 And Rocky's also the father of Devon Aoki.
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,164 I'm drawing a blank.
- 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,624 Supermodel-slash-actress.
- 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,793 She was in <i>2 Fast 2 Furious</i> and <i>Sin City.</i>
- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,712 - And these people are famous? - Kind of. Like 10 years ago.
- 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,131 I just realized I don't know your real name.
- 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 Your parents didn't name you The Duke, right?
- 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510 - Well, my real name is... - Hold on.
- 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,928 (RETCHES)
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,722 Guess I shouldn't have gone for an extra portion of ant rings.
- 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,683 - Yeah, right. - What's with the tone?
- 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,767 - Oh, come on. - What?
- 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,853 Don't make me say it. Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,313 What? Stop being a dick. I told you about Aoki.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,649 Okay. It's pretty clear that you're pregnant.
- 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,651 What? No way. That's impossible.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,361 I've been seeing signs for a while.
- 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,405 I just assumed you didn't wanna talk about it.
- 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,198 Who's the father? Some Benihana hunk?
- 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,868 What'd he do? Shoot that shrimp right into your pocket?
- 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,839 Oh, God. No, no, no, this can't be happening.
- 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,091 You're also six to eight weeks late on your period.
- 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,093 - Excuse me? - It's close quarters in here.
- 00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,887 I'm just supposed to not notice
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,638 - you're not having a period? - Yes!
- 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,224 God I wish there was a way we could know for sure.
- 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,434 Oh, but there is.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,269 What are you doing?
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,979 The cream in a Cadbunny Creme Egg
- 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,107 is basically made of the same stuff used to make pregnancy tests.
- 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,484 That is one hundred million percent not true.
- 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,737 I put a drop of Cad Creme on each of these dimes
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,697 to test them using our urine samples.
- 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,283 First we'll try mine, which will function as the control.
- 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,576 Am I using control right?
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,952 - Sounds right. - Okay, here we go.
- 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,581 Okay, no reaction.
- 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,249 Now let's try your urine.
- 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,210 Or as I like to call it, "your-ine."
- 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,511 Jesus Christ!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,179 Congratulations, Mom.
- 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,681 Aren't you glad I've been saving acorn caps of our urine?
- 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,225 No, this is terrible.
- 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,310 Hey, come on. This is a miracle.
- 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,521 The first baby to be born small.
- 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,980 - It's not mine, is it? - What?
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,524 - We've never even had sex. - Good.
- 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,776 You promised to never touch my penis when I'm asleep,
- 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,486 and I expect you to honor that.
- 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,530 The father...
- 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,948 It's Tim.
- 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,658 - Whoa, you mean asshole Tim? - Yes.
- 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,535 - Shit. - I can't believe this is happening.
- 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,995 How am I going to take care of a child out here?
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,458 Whatever happens, you and I are going to figure this out together.
- 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,626 I promise you.
- 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,963 Wait a second. You've been saving our urine all this time?
- 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,172 I call it "our-ine."
- 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,757 Look, you weren't complaining
- 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,676 when you took all those warm bitter baths.
- 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177 Yeah, I guess part of me knew.
- 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,680 But I just didn't wanna lose the option of a relaxing midday soak
- 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,014 to let my troubles melt away.
- 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,474 Turns out it was piss.
- 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,478 (GROANING)
- 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,980 Keep pushing, Cherie.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 Keep pushing. Push.
- 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,067 -(SCREAMS) - I've got it.
- 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,736 It's not crying, Duke.
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,238 Why isn't it crying?
- 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991 - It's a lime gummy bear. -(SCREAMS)
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,951 Cherie, wake up. You're having another nightmare
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744 where you give birth to a piece of candy.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,079 It was so real.
- 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,123 - What was it this time? Twix? - Gummy bear.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,624 - Green? - Yeah, it was green.
- 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,042 Holy shit, I guessed it.
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,338 - Here drink this. You gotta stay hydrated. - Thanks.
- 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,967 (RUMBLING)
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552 I've been doing some thinking.
- 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,098 This <i>Aliens vs Predator: Requiem</i> playset is no place to raise a child.
- 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,851 Come on. Sure, it's no <i>Masters of the Universe</i>
- 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979 Castle Grayskull, Fortress of Mystery and Power for He-Man and his foes,
- 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,230 but it's not so bad.
- 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,732 It's starting to fall apart.
- 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,151 We've patched things with the extra Predator dreadlocks,
- 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,111 but once those run out there won't be anything
- 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,946 to protect us and the baby from Jeff.
- 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,489 I forgot we were calling the possum Jeff.
- 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,533 This was always meant to be temporary.
- 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:30,495 A baby needs real medical supplies and non-insect foods.
- 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,498 Plus, if we could get in contact with some regular-sized people,
- 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,627 there's a chance we could be turned regular size again ourselves.
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,253 But where could we even go?
- 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,590 We have to go to the corner of happy and healthy.
- 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,260 The Wallgreans? Are you crazy?
- 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,012 It'd take weeks to reach on foot.
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,182 I know. But we have to do it for the sake of the child.
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,602 It's so weird when you say "the child" all dramatic like that. Please stop.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,728 Just one more time.
- 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,272 - Fine. - For the sake of the child.
- 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,275 Anyway, besides Wallgreans, the only other option would be the Wall.
- 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,906 Okay. Maybe we try for Wallgreans, but what about Jeff?
- 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367 Getting past her will be impossible. Dare I say,
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702 im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,998 When we work together, nothing is im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,463 - We're really doing this? - We're doing it.
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,548 Soon as I open the door,
- 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508 make a break for the grass line, I'll get your back.
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,135 Maybe we should just stay here and reinforce the alien egg chamber.
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,012 Come on. You trust me, right?
- 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,432 I trust you, The Duke.
- 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,186 Fuck. It's so bright.
- 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397 Go! Go, now! Go!
- 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,567 Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!
- 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,318 I'm over here!
- 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,612 Duke, what are you...
- 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,076 Argh!
- 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 No!
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,748 No!
- 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,964 (GASPS)
- 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,509 Dang it. I broke my Babu Frik collectible shot glass.
- 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,553 (COUGHS)
- 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,555 What did you do, you dummy?
- 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,391 It was the only way to stop her.
- 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,185 You have to get to Wallgreans.
- 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,021 - I can't do this without you. - Yes, you can.
- 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,901 I hope this makes up for some of the bad things I did in the Wall.
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,736 I was a bad leader, Cherie.
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,862 Goodbye.
- 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,030 I love you.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,489 But like in a fatherly way,
- 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,241 not like in a horny way.
- 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,702 Please don't touch my dick when I'm dead.
- 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,746 I won't. I love you too, Duke.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,457 You asked me once about my real name.
- 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,460 My real name is Ringo.
- 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253 (SOBS)
- 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,951 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,362 <i>Oh, I think scrubs are great</i>
- 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,365 (GROANS)
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,995 Please tell me my water didn't just break. Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:02,791 <i>My new summer scrub is up for debate</i>
- 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,836 <i>Can I just scrub it again?</i>
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>That other song has it wrong</i>
- 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,550 <i>Holler...</i>
- 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,510 <i>You ain't bad</i>
- 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,555 - Ooh! - No, not now.
- 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,183 Ice-cold Pez! Score!
- 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,706 (SCREAMS)
- 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,130 (CRIES)
- 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:03,393 Yuck! I just realized Pez tastes like chalk.
- 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,270 <i>Yes, yes! Scrubby, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,438 <i>Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,358 <i>You've been misjudged</i>
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151 <i>You've been marching all night...</i>
- 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,283 -(CRYING) - It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,419 We finally made it, sweetie.
- 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,130 I just wish Ringo was here with us.
- 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,803 No.
- 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,890 No.
- 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,101 No, no, no!
- 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,355 (DOGS BARKING)
- 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:58,365 All of this, The Duke's sacrifice, the journey, it's all been for nothing.
- 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,326 There's no Wallgreans, and nowhere else to go.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,996 I don't like it, and I don't know what we'll find there,
- 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,998 but we have to go back to your father.
- 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 We have to go back to the Wall.
- 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,293 There it is.
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,129 (SIGHS) Nothing's ever easy, is it?
- 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,863 (PANTING)
- 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,367 (BIRD SQUAWKS)
- 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,382 Fuck you, bird!
- 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,393 Thank you, strange creature.
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,687 I like Lightning McQueen.
- 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,272 Okay.
- 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,068 I don't know what we're gonna find there,
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,112 but it's been over a year since Tim took over
- 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,321 and he's a psycho.
- 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,532 So, I can only assume it's going to be bad.
- 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,993 -(COOS) - That's right. So keep quiet.
- 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,248 (ALL CHEERING)
- 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,210 Cherie Day? What the fuck?
- 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,849 I don't understand. Everything looks so clean,
- 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,893 and the people look happy.
- 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,436 MAN: Attention, citizens.
- 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,272 Please welcome our leader Tim!
- 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,232 (ALL CHEERING)
- 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:41,862 Wallians, welcome to the First Annual Cherie Day!
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,575 Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,
- 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,911 there is an important announcement to make.
- 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,205 But you won't be hearing it from me.
- 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,211 We captured the murderer.
- 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,837 It was...
- 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:06,178 A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,430 (CROWD CHEERING)
- 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,310 CHERIE: I've seen that look before.
- 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,479 I'd rather just be alone, so...
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231 Cherie?
- 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,775 - Seems like everyone knows me now. - You're alive.
- 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,985 How are you alive and tanned?
- 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,862 Don't worry about that, I'll explain later.
- 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,782 I'm here because I want to save the Wall, and I need your help.
- 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,825 - Save it from what? - I was in the crowd.
- 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,452 I saw that look in your eyes.
- 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,162 The cricket. It was a cricket.
- 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830 Stop! You know it's all an act,
- 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,750 that Tim lies and hides his violence to protect the Wall.
- 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,461 (SIGHS) Okay, yeah. I've seen it.
- 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:42,339 - He's just like The Duke. - He's not like The Duke, he's worse.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,799 But he keeps the Wall safe.
- 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,342 You have to think about the future.
- 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,679 - I know, I've seen the future. -(GASPS)
- 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,139 And it's one where Tim can't be in control.
- 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,349 You have a baby?
- 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,934 Her name is Pezlie.
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,436 - Pezlie? - Yeah, she was born in a Pez dispenser.
- 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,397 We're just two people.
- 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,399 We can't take Tim on, everyone loves him.
- 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,525 He's so powerful.
- 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,319 CHERIE: Nothing is im-possum-ible when we work together.
- 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,696 HALK: What?
- 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,744 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,739 ГОДОМ РАНЕЕ…
- 00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:12,376 Я делаю это ради Стены.
- 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:25,691 — За Стену! — За Стену!
- 00:00:32,218 --> 00:00:33,991 Герцог погиб.
- 00:00:34,059 --> 00:00:35,928 Что?! Мы не знаем, погиб ли он.
- 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,516 Я не главный в Стене. Я просто живу в ней.
- 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,167 За что?
- 00:00:47,192 --> 00:00:49,036 Никто не должен знать, что есть выход.
- 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,113 Что они сделают?
- 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:52,077 Убегут, и их съедят совы?
- 00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:56,079 Нет. Безопаснее и лучше построить здесь новый мир.
- 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,119 Я верила... верила тебе.
- 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:01,550 А я верю в Стену.
- 00:01:01,589 --> 00:01:03,834 Спасибо, что помогла воплотить судьбу.
- 00:01:48,887 --> 00:01:51,890 Хорошо, что я всегда ношу вишнёвый леденец.
- 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,826 О нет! Я сломала ногу!
- 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,495 Иди в чёрту, Тим. Я не умру здесь.
- 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,043 Я не умру здесь.
- 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:49,880 Я не умру здесь.
- 00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:14,547 ОБРАТНАЯ СТОРОНА ЗЕМЛИ
- 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:29,998 Надо залезть на дерево.
- 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:33,349 Как в «Парке Юрского периода». На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:36,187 --> 00:03:38,318 На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:41,952 На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:54,410 Зря я выкинула мой леденец.
- 00:04:09,911 --> 00:04:11,868 — Ты не умер?! — Какого черта?!
- 00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:24,718 Это за всех, кто пострадал из-за тебя.
- 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,010 Кто знал, что с опоссумом размером с грузовик так легко справиться.
- 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:45,806 — Это малыш. — Тогда где же мать?
- 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,226 Какого черта?
- 00:05:08,568 --> 00:05:10,611 Держи дверь!
- 00:05:10,612 --> 00:05:12,265 Быстрее!
- 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,734 Что это за место?
- 00:05:22,735 --> 00:05:24,317 — Игрушка. Космолёт. — Что?
- 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:27,135 Точнее, космический корабль Хищника
- 00:05:27,169 --> 00:05:30,555 из фильма «Чужие против хищника: реквием» 2007 года.
- 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:31,779 Это Чужехищник.
- 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,364 Гибрид чужого и хищника.
- 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:35,227 Так я узнал, что корабль из «Реквиема»,
- 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,730 а не из первой части.
- 00:05:36,751 --> 00:05:38,407 Чужехищник только в продолжении.
- 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,859 Не вешай мне лапшу на уши.
- 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:42,883 Он появляется в финальных сценах первого фильма.
- 00:05:42,913 --> 00:05:45,025 Поэтому формально он в обоих фильмах.
- 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:46,692 Ладно. Ты знаешь этот фильм.
- 00:05:46,716 --> 00:05:49,564 Дай угадаю: ты пошла за мной, чтобы убить меня
- 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,762 и закончить дело твоего дружка Тима.
- 00:05:52,369 --> 00:05:53,026 Тим.
- 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,902 — Вовсе нет. — Что? Почему же ты…
- 00:05:54,903 --> 00:05:56,250 Я не хочу об этом говорить.
- 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:05,203 — Что это? — Вещи, которые я собрал
- 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,829 на случай побега из Стены.
- 00:06:06,865 --> 00:06:09,153 Все говорили: «Тебе не понадобится сумка.
- 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:10,652 Зачем она тебе нужна?»
- 00:06:10,688 --> 00:06:12,801 Что ж. Я снова оказался прав, как обычно.
- 00:06:12,857 --> 00:06:14,040 — Петарда? — Да.
- 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:17,050 — Бросим её в опоссума? — Это только разозлит его.
- 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,409 — Что это? — Антисептик.
- 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,986 Нанеси на ногу, чтобы не подцепить инфекцию.
- 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:23,983 — Спасибо. — Я ненавижу тебя,
- 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,381 но ты нужна мне живой и здоровой,
- 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,276 чтобы защитить это место.
- 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:28,376 Вот.
- 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:30,209 — Спасибо. — Давай проясним.
- 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:32,553 Когда мы выйдем отсюда, я выколю тебе глаз.
- 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,902 Я сделал всё ради блага моего народа.
- 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:35,938 Мы не были твоим народом.
- 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:37,426 Вы глупые террористы,
- 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:39,525 лишившие наше общество единственного шанса
- 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,728 на мир и стабильность.
- 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:42,613 Можешь винить во всём себя.
- 00:06:42,644 --> 00:06:44,917 — Размечтался. — Делать мне больше нечего.
- 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,263 Это ты размечталась.
- 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:47,900 Ты меня достал.
- 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:50,932 Вечереет. Сначала дежурю я.
- 00:06:50,948 --> 00:06:52,574 Я не засну рядом с тобой.
- 00:06:52,605 --> 00:06:53,752 Сначала дежурю я.
- 00:06:53,775 --> 00:06:56,853 Ладно. Но не смей лезть ко мне в трусы, пока я сплю.
- 00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:59,455 Что?! Я бы и не прикоснулась к ним!
- 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,044 Хорошо. Никто никогда туда не лез,
- 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,459 и я не собираюсь менять это сегодня.
- 00:07:11,947 --> 00:07:13,968 Расслабься. Твоя палка там.
- 00:07:14,006 --> 00:07:16,035 Я счистил с неё кровь и заточил.
- 00:07:18,056 --> 00:07:20,171 — Спасибо. — Не за что. Завтрак?
- 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,293 Это грибы. Они росли в углу.
- 00:07:22,294 --> 00:07:24,276 — Нет, я пойду. — Это не выход.
- 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:27,598 Как только кто-то из нас выйдет, дамочка-опоссум убьёт обоих.
- 00:07:27,637 --> 00:07:29,807 — Её там нет. — Поверь, Джефф следит.
- 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:31,649 Я решил назвать её Джеффом.
- 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,476 Знаю, она самка, но у меня был сосед,
- 00:07:33,477 --> 00:07:35,980 похожий на опоссума, и его звали Джефф.
- 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:39,220 Зачем ей ждать нас? На улице есть помойка. Там полно еды.
- 00:07:39,221 --> 00:07:41,742 Думаю, эта ситуация как в «Челюстях 2».
- 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:44,674 Мать-акула мстит им за убийство своего ребёнка.
- 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:47,235 У неё мозг как орех. Сколько она может злиться?
- 00:07:47,269 --> 00:07:49,546 Часы, дни, месяцы.
- 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:50,794 — Месяцы?! — Может быть,
- 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,194 мы с тобой уже мертвы, и это ад.
- 00:07:53,328 --> 00:07:55,258 Тогда мы останемся здесь навечно.
- 00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:57,906 Иди к чёрту. Я рискну выйти.
- 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:17,792 Ну? Как насчет завтрака?
- 00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:22,512 Понимаю, тебе не терпится вернуться
- 00:08:22,513 --> 00:08:24,513 к друзьям-террористам в Стену.
- 00:08:24,514 --> 00:08:26,869 Возможно, они планируют экстремистскую вечеринку,
- 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:29,432 чтобы отпраздновать свой успех.
- 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,691 — Отстои. — Я не вернусь в Стену.
- 00:08:31,713 --> 00:08:33,321 Здесь же «замечательно».
- 00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:35,105 Я же сказала, не хочу говорить об этом.
- 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:37,481 Я это уважаю.
- 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:40,876 Прошу, расскажи, прошу, прошу, расскажи, пожалуйста!
- 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:41,963 Замолчи!
- 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:46,192 После штурма дворца Тим сошёл с ума.
- 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:48,568 Он не захотел никому рассказывать, что есть выход. Он...
- 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:51,255 Он ранил меня и сбросил в дыру.
- 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,550 Не может быть.
- 00:08:52,579 --> 00:08:54,372 Тим нанёс тебе удар в живот так же,
- 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:56,174 как нанёс мне удар в спину.
- 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:57,428 Он не наносил удар тебе в спину.
- 00:08:57,442 --> 00:08:59,113 Мы не были на твоей стороне.
- 00:08:59,141 --> 00:09:00,561 Неважно. Звучит круто.
- 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:02,299 Какой мерзавец.
- 00:09:02,356 --> 00:09:04,399 Я, по крайней мере, всегда говорил что думал.
- 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,612 Я думала, что знаю его, что он хороший.
- 00:09:06,619 --> 00:09:08,474 Власть сводит людей с ума.
- 00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:10,993 Но не меня. Я прекрасно справлялся
- 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:12,824 и был превосходным лидером.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,274 Ты затопил нижние уровни.
- 00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:16,004 Люди пытались сжечь всю Стену.
- 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,082 Не было выбора.
- 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,047 По крайней мере, мы оба согласны, что Тим — мерзавец.
- 00:09:21,071 --> 00:09:23,506 Не представляю, что будет со Стеной при нём.
- 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:25,387 Им нужен настоящий лидер.
- 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:27,259 — Как тебе грибы? — Ужасно.
- 00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:29,030 Ты что, шеф-повар?
- 00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,279 До Стены я работала в ресторане «Бенихана».
- 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:37,461 — Что это ты… — «Бенихана» — мой любимый ресторан.
- 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,445 Я ходил туда дважды в неделю много лет.
- 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:41,397 Серьезно? Там всё такое жирное.
- 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:42,809 У тебя не было диареи?
- 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:44,515 Постоянно была.
- 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,904 Но луковый вулкан того стоил.
- 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:48,432 Знаешь, это не просто еда.
- 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,180 — Это приключение. — Это приключение.
- 00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:56,957 Значит, «Бенихану» основал Роки Аоки.
- 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,863 — Отец Стива Аоки. — Не знаю, кто это.
- 00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,580 Знаменитый диджей.
- 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,051 А еще Роки — отец Девон Аоки.
- 00:11:03,091 --> 00:11:05,696 — Не знаю такой. — Супермодель и актриса.
- 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,846 Снималась в «Двойном форсаже» и «Городе грехов».
- 00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:10,883 — И они знамениты? — Были. Лет 10 назад.
- 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,124 Я не знаю твоего настоящего имени.
- 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,802 Ведь не родители назвали тебя «Герцог»?
- 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,340 — Моё имя… — Постой.
- 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,626 Не надо было есть добавку муравьиных мозгов.
- 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:22,593 — Да, верно. — Что за тон?
- 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,667 — Брось. — Что?
- 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:25,923 Не заставляй меня произносить это вслух.
- 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,267 Что? Брось. Я же рассказала про Аоки.
- 00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:30,622 Ладно. Очевидно, ты беременна.
- 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,647 Что? Нет. Это невозможно.
- 00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:34,366 Я уже давно замечаю.
- 00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,432 Просто решил, что ты не хочешь говорить об этом.
- 00:11:36,472 --> 00:11:38,263 Кто отец? Кто-то из «Бениханы»?
- 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,383 Он засунул креветку тебе в карман?
- 00:11:50,594 --> 00:11:52,666 Боже. Нет. Нет-нет-нет.
- 00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:53,961 Этого не может быть.
- 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:56,324 И у тебя задержка 6-8 недель.
- 00:11:56,359 --> 00:11:58,162 — Прости? — Мы заперты здесь.
- 00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:01,087 Я не мог не заметить, что у тебя нет месячных.
- 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,018 Да!
- 00:12:02,045 --> 00:12:04,218 Жаль, нет способа узнать наверняка.
- 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:05,510 Он есть.
- 00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,317 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:10,776 Крем в шоколадных яйцах делают из того же вещества,
- 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,056 что и тесты на беременность.
- 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:14,489 Я абсолютно уверена, что это не так.
- 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:16,908 Капну кремом на каждую из этих монеток,
- 00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:18,742 чтобы проверить наши образцы урины.
- 00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:21,277 Сначала мой. Это для контроля.
- 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,529 Я всё верно делаю?
- 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,037 — Кажется, да. — Ладно, приступим.
- 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,740 Так. Реакции нет.
- 00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:31,295 Теперь твой образец урины. Я назову его творина.
- 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:42,188 — Господи. — Поздравляю, мамочка!
- 00:12:42,189 --> 00:12:44,754 Рада, что я хранил нашу урину в шляпках жёлудей?
- 00:12:44,755 --> 00:12:46,226 Нет! Это ужасно!
- 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:48,334 Брось. Это же чудо.
- 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,505 Родится первый маленький малыш.
- 00:12:50,698 --> 00:12:53,170 — Он не мой. Ведь так? — Что?! Мы же не спали.
- 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,864 Хорошо. Ты обещала не залезать ко мне в трусы, когда я сплю.
- 00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:57,356 Надеюсь, так и было.
- 00:12:58,309 --> 00:12:59,800 Его отец —
- 00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:00,634 Тим.
- 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,307 Ух ты. Этот мерзавец Тим?
- 00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:03,196 — Да. — Черт.
- 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,570 Неужели это наяву?
- 00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,557 Как заботиться о ребёнке здесь?
- 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,534 Что бы ни случилось, мы придумаем что-нибудь вместе.
- 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:12,652 Обещаю тебе.
- 00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:15,793 Секунду. Ты хранил нашу урину?
- 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,212 Я назвал её нашарина.
- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,778 Ты не жаловалась, когда принимала тёплые, горькие ванны.
- 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:22,215 Да, я догадывалась,
- 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,745 но не хотела терять шанс расслабиться в середине дня
- 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,044 и забыть о проблемах.
- 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,451 Это была моча.
- 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,862 Тужься, Шери! Тужься!
- 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:34,994 Тужься!
- 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:37,368 Держу.
- 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:41,327 Он не плачет. Герцог, почему он не плачет?!
- 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,764 Это лаймовый мишка.
- 00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:44,961 Шери, проснись.
- 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,866 Тебе снова снится кошмар, где ты рожаешь конфету.
- 00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:50,578 — Он как наяву. — Что на этот раз? Близняшки?
- 00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:51,594 — Мишка. — Зелёный?
- 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,076 — Да, зелёный. — Надо же, я угадал!
- 00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,641 Выпей это. Тебе нужна вода.
- 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,367 Спасибо.
- 00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,602 Я тут подумал.
- 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,599 Корабль из «Чужих против хищника: Реквием» —
- 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,134 не лучшее место, чтобы растить ребёнка.
- 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,106 Брось.
- 00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:14,087 Конечно, это не замок Серого черепа из «Хи-мена и властелинов вселенной»,
- 00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:15,324 но здесь не так уж плохо.
- 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:16,805 Он начинает разваливаться.
- 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,213 Мы заделали дыры дредами Хищника.
- 00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:20,559 Но когда дреды закончатся,
- 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,988 ничто не защитит нас и ребёнка от Джеффа.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,517 Я и забыла, что она Джефф.
- 00:14:24,545 --> 00:14:26,414 Это должно было быть временно.
- 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,893 Младенцу необходимы лекарства
- 00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:30,478 и питательная еда.
- 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:33,517 И потом, если мы наладим контакт с людьми обычного размера,
- 00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,744 у нас появится шанс снова стать нормальными.
- 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,303 Но куда мы можем пойти?
- 00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:41,464 Надо идти в уголок счастья и здоровья.
- 00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:46,989 В аптеку? Ты спятил? Мы будем идти туда месяц.
- 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:50,218 Знаю. Но это надо ради безопасности ребёнка.
- 00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:53,135 Странно слышать, как серьёзно ты произносишь слово «ребёнок».
- 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,626 — Хватит. — Еще разок.
- 00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:57,288 — Ладно. — Ради безопасности ребёнка.
- 00:14:57,335 --> 00:15:00,466 В любом случае, помимо аптеки единственный выбор — это Стена.
- 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:05,860 Ладно, попробуем пробраться в аптеку. Но как же Джефф?
- 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,450 Мимо неё невозможно пройти.
- 00:15:07,496 --> 00:15:10,845 Я бы даже сказала «невоз-мышь-но».
- 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,949 Если работать вместе, нет ничего «невоз-мышь-ного».
- 00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,431 — Ты абсолютно уверен? — Уверен.
- 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,595 Как только я открою дверь, беги в траву. Я прикрою.
- 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,213 Может, останемся и укрепим комнату для яйца Чужого?
- 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:29,018 Брось, ты ведь доверяешь мне?
- 00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:32,296 Я доверяю тебе, Герцог.
- 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,208 Черт. Как ярко.
- 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:38,266 Беги. Беги! Беги!
- 00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:41,566 Эй! Сюда, мерзавка!
- 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,480 Я здесь!
- 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,263 Герцог, что ты…
- 00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:54,608 Герцог!
- 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,054 Нет!
- 00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:07,515 О нет! Я разбил коллекционную рюмку с Бабу Фриком!
- 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,624 Что ты наделал?
- 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,163 Это был единственный способ
- 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:14,452 остановить её.
- 00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,158 Иди в аптеку.
- 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:18,048 Я не справлюсь без тебя.
- 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,246 Нет, справишься.
- 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,817 Надеюсь, это искупит
- 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,927 мои плохие поступки, совершённые в Стене.
- 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,785 Я был плохим лидером.
- 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:27,135 Прощай.
- 00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,706 Я люблю тебя. Но как отец,
- 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,136 а не как мужчина.
- 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:33,652 Прошу, не лезь ко мне в штаны, когда я умру.
- 00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,815 Не буду. Я тоже люблю тебя, Герцог.
- 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:38,251 Однажды ты спросила про моё настоящее имя.
- 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,405 Моё настоящее имя Ринго.
- 00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,639 <i>О, скрабы — это здорово.</i>
- 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:56,689 Только не говорите, что у меня отошли воды.
- 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,112 Черт! Нет!
- 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:02,673 <i>Скрабы бывают разной лёгкости.</i>
- 00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,562 <i>Зависит от самого скраба.</i>
- 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,422 <i>Другие песни — полная ерунда.</i>
- 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,612 <i>Да! Скраб-скраб-скраб!</i>
- 00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:13,555 <i>Ты замечательный!</i>
- 00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:16,475 Нет. Не сейчас.
- 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:19,348 Замёрзшие конфетки!
- 00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:03,523 По вкусу они напоминают мел.
- 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,532 <i>Да-да! Скраб-скраб-скраб! Скраб-скраб-скраб!</i>
- 00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:09,199 <i>Скраб — ты потрясающий!</i>
- 00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:16,472 Всё хорошо.
- 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,163 Всё хорошо.
- 00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:29,670 Мы наконец справились, милая.
- 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,996 Жаль только, Ринго нет с нами.
- 00:19:36,765 --> 00:19:37,807 Нет.
- 00:19:40,749 --> 00:19:41,922 Нет.
- 00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:44,053 Нет-нет-нет!
- 00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:46,463 СЕТЬ АПТЕК «УОЛЛГРИНС» ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ ГАЛААДСКОЕ РОЖДЕСТВО!
- 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:55,014 Всё это:
- 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:58,241 жертва Герцога, путешествие — всё было зря.
- 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:01,357 Нет никакой аптеки, и больше некуда идти.
- 00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,945 Мне это не нравится, и не знаю, что нас ждёт там…
- 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,842 Но мы должны вернуться к твоему отцу.
- 00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:08,242 Надо вернуться в Стену.
- 00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:24,491 СЕТЬ АПТЕК «УОЛЛГРИНС» ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ ЧЕТВЕРТОЕ ГАЛААДА!
- 00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,026 ПРЕДСТАВЛЕНИЕ В ЧЕСТЬ ДНЯ НЕЗАВИСИМОСТИ СЛУЖАНКИ
- 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,273 Мы пришли.
- 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:53,924 Ничего не даётся легко, так?
- 00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:40,440 Уйди прочь, птица!
- 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:49,479 Спасибо, странное создание.
- 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:53,119 — Я люблю Молнию МакКуина. — Хорошо.
- 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,245 Не знаю, что нас там ждёт,
- 00:21:58,246 --> 00:22:00,132 но Тим во главе Стены уже год.
- 00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:01,300 И он псих,
- 00:22:01,328 --> 00:22:03,533 так что полагаю, всё будет плохо.
- 00:22:03,911 --> 00:22:06,033 Вот именно. Так что потише.
- 00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:15,280 День Шери? Это еще что?
- 00:22:26,784 --> 00:22:28,740 Не понимаю. Кругом так чисто,
- 00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,967 и люди, похоже, счастливы.
- 00:22:30,987 --> 00:22:32,522 Внимание, горожане,
- 00:22:32,569 --> 00:22:35,311 прошу, поприветствуйте нашего лидера, Тима!
- 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:42,065 Жители Стены, добро пожаловать на первый ежегодный День Шери-и-и!
- 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:46,583 Перед началом празднования дня Шери
- 00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:48,932 вас ожидает важное объявление.
- 00:22:49,151 --> 00:22:51,215 Но вы услышите его не от меня.
- 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,999 Мы поймали убийцу.
- 00:22:57,155 --> 00:22:58,409 Это был...
- 00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:06,346 сверчок, который забрался в Стену.
- 00:23:12,038 --> 00:23:13,473 Я уже видал такой взгляд.
- 00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:15,376 Я бы хотел побыть один…
- 00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:17,199 Шери?!
- 00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:18,888 Похоже, теперь меня знают все.
- 00:23:18,924 --> 00:23:19,838 Ты жива?!
- 00:23:19,868 --> 00:23:21,952 Как тебе удалось выжить и загореть?
- 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:23,780 Не беспокойся, объясню позже.
- 00:23:23,884 --> 00:23:25,684 Я пришла спасти Стену.
- 00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:27,589 — Мне нужна твоя помощь. — Спасти от чего?
- 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:30,429 Я была в толпе. И видела твой взгляд.
- 00:23:30,461 --> 00:23:32,097 Сверчок. Это был сверчок.
- 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:33,872 Хватит. Ты знаешь, это всё представление.
- 00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:36,713 Тим скрывает насилие, чтобы защитить Стену.
- 00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:39,554 Ладно, да. Я видел.
- 00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:40,684 Он стал как Герцог.
- 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,383 Он не как Герцог. Он хуже.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,864 Но он оберегает Стену.
- 00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:45,383 Надо думать о будущем.
- 00:23:45,419 --> 00:23:47,831 Я знаю. Я видела будущее.
- 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,163 И в нём нет места Тиму-лидеру.
- 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,989 — У тебя ребёнок?! — Её зовут Пезли.
- 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,433 — Пезли? — Да. Она родилась среди конфет «Пез».
- 00:23:56,907 --> 00:23:59,450 Нас всего двое. Нам не сместить Тима.
- 00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:01,615 Все любят его. Он могущественный.
- 00:24:01,714 --> 00:24:04,291 Нет ничего невоз-мышь-ного, если работать вместе.
- 00:24:04,854 --> 00:24:05,723 Что?
- 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,179 I'm doing this for the good of the Wall.
- 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,526 - For the Wall! - For the Wall!
- 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,909 The Duke is dead.
- 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,869 What? We don't know that he's dead...
- 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm not in charge of the Wall,
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,461 I just live in it.
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,966 - Why? - Nobody needs to know there's a way out.
- 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,261 I mean, what are they gonna do? Run out and get eaten by an owl?
- 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,223 No. It's safer and better to build a new world here.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,268 I believed... I believed in you.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,395 And I believe in the Wall.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,856 Thank you for helping me reach my destiny.
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,820 Thank God I always keep a Cherry Blast Gusher on me.
- 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,782 Fuck! My tiny leg is broken.
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,457 Fuck you, Tim. I'm not dying out here.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,959 I am not dying out here.
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,586 I am not dying out here.
- 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,918 Gotta get up in a tree.
- 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,461 Just like in <i>Jurassic Park.</i>
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,046 You're always safe in a tree.
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,843 You're safe in a tree.
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 Safe in a tree.
- 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,526 Ugh, wish I hadn't thrown out that Gusher.
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,160 Mmm!
- 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,877 - You're not dead? - What the fuck!
- 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,640 This is for everyone you hurt.
- 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,075 Who knew a truck-sized possum would be such a little bitch?
- 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,702 - That was just a baby. - Then where's its mother?
- 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,638 What the hell?
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,602 Shit! Barricade that door!
- 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,979 Hurry!
- 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,614 What is this place?
- 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,575 - Kid's toy. A spaceship. - What?
- 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,119 Specifically, the Predator spaceship playset
- 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,414 from the 2007 movie, <i>Requiem.</i>
- 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,292 That's the Predalien, the Alien/Predator hybrid.
- 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,127 That's how I know this set is from <i>Requiem,</i>
- 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,712 and not the original <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,463 The Predalien was only in the sequel.
- 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,841 Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me.
- 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,885 It appears in the final moments of the first film,
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,928 so it's technically in both movies, you dumb bitch.
- 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,555 Okay. You know your <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,639 Well, let me guess.
- 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,516 You followed me out of the Wall to kill me,
- 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,602 to finish what your old pal Tim started.
- 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,020 Tim.
- 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,188 - Wrong again. - What?
- 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,690 - Then why did you... - I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,156 What's all that?
- 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,825 Some stuff I put together in case I ever had to escape the Wall.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,119 Everybody was always like, "You won't need the bag.
- 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,621 "Why would you ever need the bag?"
- 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,748 Looks like I was right again. As usual.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 - Firecracker? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,543 - We could throw it at the possum. - It would probably just piss it off.
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,171 - What's this? - Purell.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,965 You gotta put something on that leg if you don't wanna get an infection.
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,967 - Thanks. - Hey, I still hate you.
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,179 But I need you alive and alert if you're gonna help me secure this place.
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 - Here. - Thanks.
- 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,643 Just to be clear, once we're out of here, I'm still gonna stab you in the eye.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,937 I did what I had to do for the good of my people.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,021 They weren't your people.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,397 You're a stupid terrorist
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,692 who destroyed our society's only chance at peace and stability
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,611 You should feel free to go fuck yourself.
- 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,947 - You wish. - Like I would waste a wish on that.
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yeah, right. You wish.
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,699 Wow. You really got me.
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,869 It's getting late, I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,580 No way I'm sleeping with you sitting there. I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,042 Fine. But don't you dare touch my penis while I'm asleep.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,503 What? I would never touch your disgusting penis.
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,963 No one has ever touched it,
- 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,382 and that sure as hell isn't changing tonight.
- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,638 Wait!
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,851 Relax. Your twig's over there.
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,311 I cleaned off the blood and sharpened it for you.
- 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,398 - Thank you. <i>-De nada.</i>
- 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,234 Breakfast? I'm cooking mushrooms. I found them in the corner.
- 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,278 - No. I'm out of here. - That's not an option.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,863 If either of us step outside,
- 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,531 Old Lady Possum will kill us.
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,658 - There's nothing there. - Trust me, Jeff's watching.
- 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,577 Also, I've decided to call her Jeff.
- 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,495 I know it's a girl, but I had a roommate once
- 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,956 who had a face just like a possum and his name was Jeff.
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,040 Why is she waiting for us?
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,293 There are trash cans up and down the street that have easier food.
- 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,712 I think we have a <i>Jaws 2</i> situation on our hands.
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,631 The one where the mama shark gets revenge on them for killing her kid.
- 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,924 Her brain's the size of a peanut.
- 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,384 How long could she hold a grudge?
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,511 Hours, days, months...
- 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,762 - Months? - It's also possible
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,223 that you and I are already dead, and this is hell.
- 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,225 In that case, we'll be here for all eternity.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,393 You're full of shit.
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,936 I'll take my chances outside.
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,581 So, how about that breakfast?
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,421 I imagine you're pretty eager to get back to your terrorist pals in the Wall?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,882 They're probably planning some big extremist party
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,010 to celebrate all their successful terrorizing. That's fucked-up.
- 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm never going back to the Wall.
- 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,263 Because this is so great.
- 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,973 I told you I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,267 I can respect that.
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 Please tell me! Please, please tell me!
- 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,647 - Please! - Shut up!
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,193 After we stormed the palace, Tim went crazy.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,946 He didn't wanna tell anyone there was a way out. He...
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,323 He stabbed me and he pushed me out the hole.
- 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,533 No fucking way.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,284 So Tim stabbed you in the front
- 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 just like he stabbed me in the back.
- 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,371 He didn't stab you in the back.
- 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,164 We were never on your side to begin with.
- 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,666 Regardless, it sounded cool.
- 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,251 Man, what a piece of shit.
- 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,294 At least I always told you what the deal was.
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,547 I thought I knew him. I thought he was a good person.
- 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,465 Power does crazy things to people.
- 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:12,845 Not me. I mean, I handled it perfectly and was an excellent, excellent leader.
- 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,304 You flooded the bottom levels.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,558 People were trying to burn down the whole Wall. I had no choice.
- 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,936 Whatever. We can at least both agree that Tim sucks.
- 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,605 I can't imagine what's happened to the Wall with him in charge.
- 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,315 They need a real leader.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,525 How are the mushrooms?
- 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,069 - Disgusting. - What are you, like a chef or something?
- 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,113 Before I was put on the Wall, I worked at Benihana.
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 Whoa... What are you...
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,619 Benihana's my favorite restaurant of all time.
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 I went there twice a week for years.
- 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,791 Are you serious? It's so oily. Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?
- 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,501 Tons and tons of diarrhea.
- 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,920 But that's a small price for an onion volcano.
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,463 You know, it's not just food.
- 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,549 - It's an experience. - It's an experience.
- 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,698 So the Benihana founder is Rocky Aoki.
- 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,867 - The father of Steve Aoki. - I don't know who that is.
- 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,452 He's, like, this really famous DJ.
- 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:03,080 And Rocky's also the father of Devon Aoki.
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,164 I'm drawing a blank.
- 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,624 Supermodel-slash-actress.
- 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,793 She was in <i>2 Fast 2 Furious</i> and <i>Sin City.</i>
- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,712 - And these people are famous? - Kind of. Like 10 years ago.
- 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,131 I just realized I don't know your real name.
- 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 Your parents didn't name you The Duke, right?
- 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510 - Well, my real name is... - Hold on.
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,722 Guess I shouldn't have gone for an extra portion of ant rings.
- 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,683 - Yeah, right. - What's with the tone?
- 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,767 - Oh, come on. - What?
- 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,853 Don't make me say it. Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,313 What? Stop being a dick. I told you about Aoki.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,649 Okay. It's pretty clear that you're pregnant.
- 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,651 What? No way. That's impossible.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,361 I've been seeing signs for a while.
- 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,405 I just assumed you didn't wanna talk about it.
- 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,198 Who's the father? Some Benihana hunk?
- 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,868 What'd he do? Shoot that shrimp right into your pocket?
- 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,839 Oh, God. No, no, no, this can't be happening.
- 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,091 You're also six to eight weeks late on your period.
- 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,093 - Excuse me? - It's close quarters in here.
- 00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,887 I'm just supposed to not notice
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,638 - you're not having a period? - Yes!
- 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,224 God I wish there was a way we could know for sure.
- 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,434 Oh, but there is.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,269 What are you doing?
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,979 The cream in a Cadbunny Creme Egg
- 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,107 is basically made of the same stuff used to make pregnancy tests.
- 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,484 That is one hundred million percent not true.
- 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,737 I put a drop of Cad Creme on each of these dimes
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,697 to test them using our urine samples.
- 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,283 First we'll try mine, which will function as the control.
- 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,576 Am I using control right?
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,952 - Sounds right. - Okay, here we go.
- 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,581 Okay, no reaction.
- 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,249 Now let's try your urine.
- 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,210 Or as I like to call it, "your-ine."
- 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,511 Jesus Christ!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,179 Congratulations, Mom.
- 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,681 Aren't you glad I've been saving acorn caps of our urine?
- 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,225 No, this is terrible.
- 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,310 Hey, come on. This is a miracle.
- 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,521 The first baby to be born small.
- 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,980 - It's not mine, is it? - What?
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,524 - We've never even had sex. - Good.
- 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,776 You promised to never touch my penis when I'm asleep,
- 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,486 and I expect you to honor that.
- 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,530 The father...
- 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,948 It's Tim.
- 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,658 - Whoa, you mean asshole Tim? - Yes.
- 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,535 - Shit. - I can't believe this is happening.
- 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,995 How am I going to take care of a child out here?
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,458 Whatever happens, you and I are going to figure this out together.
- 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,626 I promise you.
- 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,963 Wait a second. You've been saving our urine all this time?
- 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,172 I call it "our-ine."
- 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,757 Look, you weren't complaining
- 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,676 when you took all those warm bitter baths.
- 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177 Yeah, I guess part of me knew.
- 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,680 But I just didn't wanna lose the option of a relaxing midday soak
- 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,014 to let my troubles melt away.
- 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,474 Turns out it was piss.
- 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,980 Keep pushing, Cherie.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 Keep pushing. Push.
- 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,067 I've got it.
- 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,736 It's not crying, Duke.
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,238 Why isn't it crying?
- 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991 It's a lime gummy bear.
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,951 Cherie, wake up. You're having another nightmare
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744 where you give birth to a piece of candy.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,079 It was so real.
- 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,123 - What was it this time? Twix? - Gummy bear.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,624 - Green? - Yeah, it was green.
- 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,042 Holy shit, I guessed it.
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,338 - Here drink this. You gotta stay hydrated. - Thanks.
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552 I've been doing some thinking.
- 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,098 This <i>Requiem</i> playset is no place to raise a child.
- 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,851 Come on. Sure, it's no <i>Masters of the Universe</i>
- 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979 Castle Grayskull, Fortress of Mystery and Power for He-Man and his foes,
- 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,230 but it's not so bad.
- 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,732 It's starting to fall apart.
- 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,151 We've patched things with the extra Predator dreadlocks,
- 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,111 but once those run out there won't be anything
- 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,946 to protect us and the baby from Jeff.
- 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,489 I forgot we were calling the possum Jeff.
- 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,533 This was always meant to be temporary.
- 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:30,495 A baby needs real medical supplies and non-insect foods.
- 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,498 Plus, if we could get in contact with some regular-sized people,
- 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,627 there's a chance we could be turned regular size again ourselves.
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,253 But where could we even go?
- 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,590 We have to go to the corner of happy and healthy.
- 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,260 The Wallgreans? Are you crazy?
- 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,012 It'd take weeks to reach on foot.
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,182 I know. But we have to do it for the sake of the child.
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,602 It's so weird when you say "the child" all dramatic like that. Please stop.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,728 Just one more time.
- 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,272 - Fine. - For the sake of the child.
- 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,275 Anyway, besides Wallgreans, the only other option would be the Wall.
- 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,906 Okay. Maybe we try for Wallgreans, but what about Jeff?
- 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367 Getting past her will be impossible. Dare I say,
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702 im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,998 When we work together, nothing is im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,463 - We're really doing this? - We're doing it.
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,548 Soon as I open the door,
- 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508 make a break for the grass line, I'll get your back.
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,135 Maybe we should just stay here and reinforce the alien egg chamber.
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,012 Come on. You trust me, right?
- 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,432 I trust you, The Duke.
- 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,186 Fuck. It's so bright.
- 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397 Go! Go, now! Go!
- 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,567 Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!
- 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,318 I'm over here!
- 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,612 Duke, what are you...
- 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,076 Argh!
- 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 No!
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,748 No!
- 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,509 Dang it. I broke my Babu Frik collectible shot glass.
- 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,555 What did you do, you dummy?
- 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,391 It was the only way to stop her.
- 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,185 You have to get to Wallgreans.
- 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,021 - I can't do this without you. - Yes, you can.
- 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,901 I hope this makes up for some of the bad things I did in the Wall.
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,736 I was a bad leader, Cherie.
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,862 Goodbye.
- 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,030 I love you.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,489 But like in a fatherly way,
- 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,241 not like in a horny way.
- 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,702 Please don't touch my dick when I'm dead.
- 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,746 I won't. I love you too, Duke.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,457 You asked me once about my real name.
- 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,460 My real name is Ringo.
- 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,362 <i>Oh, I think scrubs are great</i>
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,995 Please tell me my water didn't just break. Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:02,791 <i>My new summer scrub is up for debate</i>
- 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,836 <i>Can I just scrub it again?</i>
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>That other song has it wrong</i>
- 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,550 <i>Holler...</i>
- 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,510 <i>You ain't bad</i>
- 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,555 - Ooh! - No, not now.
- 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,183 Ice-cold Pez! Score!
- 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:03,393 Yuck! I just realized Pez tastes like chalk.
- 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,270 <i>Yes, yes! Scrubby, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,438 <i>Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,358 <i>You've been misjudged</i>
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151 <i>You've been marching all night...</i>
- 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,283 It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,419 We finally made it, sweetie.
- 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,130 I just wish Ringo was here with us.
- 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,803 No.
- 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,890 No.
- 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,101 No, no, no!
- 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:58,365 All of this, The Duke's sacrifice, the journey, it's all been for nothing.
- 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,326 There's no Wallgreans, and nowhere else to go.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,996 I don't like it, and I don't know what we'll find there,
- 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,998 but we have to go back to your father.
- 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 We have to go back to the Wall.
- 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,293 There it is.
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,129 Nothing's ever easy, is it?
- 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,382 Fuck you, bird!
- 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,393 Thank you, strange creature.
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,687 I like Lightning McQueen.
- 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,272 Okay.
- 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,068 I don't know what we're gonna find there,
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,112 but it's been over a year since Tim took over
- 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,321 and he's a psycho.
- 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,532 So, I can only assume it's going to be bad.
- 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,993 That's right. So keep quiet.
- 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,210 Cherie Day? What the fuck?
- 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,849 I don't understand. Everything looks so clean,
- 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,893 and the people look happy.
- 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,436 Attention, citizens.
- 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,272 Please welcome our leader Tim!
- 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:41,862 Wallians, welcome to the First Annual Cherie Day!
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,575 Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,
- 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,911 there is an important announcement to make.
- 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,205 But you won't be hearing it from me.
- 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,211 We captured the murderer.
- 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,837 It was...
- 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:06,178 A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.
- 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,310 I've seen that look before.
- 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,479 I'd rather just be alone, so...
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231 Cherie?
- 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,775 - Seems like everyone knows me now. - You're alive.
- 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,985 How are you alive and tanned?
- 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,862 Don't worry about that, I'll explain later.
- 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,782 I'm here because I want to save the Wall, and I need your help.
- 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,825 - Save it from what? - I was in the crowd.
- 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,452 I saw that look in your eyes.
- 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,162 The cricket. It was a cricket.
- 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830 Stop! You know it's all an act,
- 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,750 that Tim lies and hides his violence to protect the Wall.
- 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,461 Okay, yeah. I've seen it.
- 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:42,339 - He's just like The Duke. - He's not like The Duke, he's worse.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,799 But he keeps the Wall safe.
- 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,342 You have to think about the future.
- 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,679 I know, I've seen the future.
- 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,139 And it's one where Tim can't be in control.
- 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,349 You have a baby?
- 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,934 Her name is Pezlie.
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,436 - Pezlie? - Yeah, she was born in a Pez dispenser.
- 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,397 We're just two people.
- 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,399 We can't take Tim on, everyone loves him.
- 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,525 He's so powerful.
- 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,319 Nothing is im-possum-ible when we work together.
- 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,696 What?
- 00:00:04,593 --> 00:00:08,663 ГОДОМ РАНЕЕ
- 00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:50,483 <i>Я обожаю мочалки.</i>
- 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:02,443 <i>Главное выбрать ту, что подходит тебе.</i>
- 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,653 <i>Смотря что тебе нужно почистить.</i>
- 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>В другой песне неверно поют!</i>
- 00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,643 <i>Да-да-да! Трём-трём-трём!</i>
- 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,463 <i>Ты хорош!</i>
- 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:06,583 <i>Да-да, трём-трём-трём, трём-трём-трём.</i>
- 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,783 <i>Мочалка, тебя недооценили.</i>
- 00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:11,533 <i>Зря тебя игнорировали!</i>
- 00:22:09,273 --> 00:22:14,863 С ДНЁМ ШЕРИ!
- 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:12,350 Я делаю это ради Стены.
- 00:00:23,305 --> 00:00:25,765 - За Стену! - Стена!
- 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:34,125 Герцог мёртв.
- 00:00:34,149 --> 00:00:35,941 Что? Мы не знаем точно ли он мёртв.
- 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:44,732 Я не в ответе за Стену. Я просто живу здесь.
- 00:00:46,411 --> 00:00:49,098 - За что? - Люди не должны знать, что есть выход.
- 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:50,099 Ведь чего они захотят?
- 00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:52,375 Сбежать? Чтобы там их съела сова?
- 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:56,314 Лучше и безопаснее построить новый мир тут.
- 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:59,191 Я верила. Верила в тебя.
- 00:00:59,215 --> 00:01:01,652 А я верю в Стену.
- 00:01:01,676 --> 00:01:04,012 Спасибо, что помогла мне найти своё призвание.
- 00:01:49,015 --> 00:01:51,894 Хвала небесам Бронебластер Шери всегда со мной.
- 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,897 Чёрт! Нога сломана!
- 00:02:43,278 --> 00:02:45,673 Пошёл ты, Тим. Я тут не помру.
- 00:02:45,697 --> 00:02:47,300 Я тут не помру.
- 00:02:47,324 --> 00:02:50,159 Я.. тут.. не помру.
- 00:03:28,907 --> 00:03:30,009 Надо забраться на дерево.
- 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:33,161 Прямо как в <i> Парке Юрского Периода,</i> на дереве всегда безопаснее.
- 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:38,416 На дереве ты в безопасности.
- 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:41,961 В безопасности.
- 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,474 Зря я выбросила Бронебластер.
- 00:04:10,073 --> 00:04:11,950 - Ты жив? - Какого чёрта?
- 00:04:22,877 --> 00:04:24,754 Это за всех, кому ты навредил.
- 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:43,207 Кто бы мог подумать, что опоссума размером с фургон так легко победить!
- 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:45,858 - Это был детёныш. - Тогда где мать?
- 00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:05,235 Что за фигня?
- 00:05:08,757 --> 00:05:10,693 Черт, держи ту дверь!
- 00:05:10,717 --> 00:05:12,302 Скорей!
- 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:22,788 Что это за место?
- 00:05:22,812 --> 00:05:24,665 - Игрушка. Космический корабль. - Чего?
- 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:27,168 Точнее, набор "Корабль Хищника"
- 00:05:27,192 --> 00:05:30,630 по фильму 2007 <i>Чужой против Хищника: Реквием.</i>
- 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:31,797 Это Предалиен.
- 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:33,466 Гибрид Чужого и Хищника.
- 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:35,301 Так я понял, что это набор по фильму <i>Реквием</i>,
- 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:36,802 а не по оригиналу <i>ЧпХ</i>
- 00:05:36,826 --> 00:05:38,554 Предалиен был только в сиквеле.
- 00:05:38,578 --> 00:05:40,932 Опять этот мужской взгляд Предалиен!
- 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:42,892 Он появляется в финале первого фильма,
- 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:45,061 так что технически есть в двух фильмах, тупица.
- 00:05:45,085 --> 00:05:46,771 Ладно, ты знакома с <i>ЧпХ.</i>
- 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:49,607 Дай угадаю: ты преследуешь меня за Стеной, чтобы убить
- 00:05:49,631 --> 00:05:51,692 и закончить то, что затеял старина Тим.
- 00:05:51,716 --> 00:05:53,110 Тим.
- 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,904 - Снова мимо. - Чего? Зачем тогда...
- 00:05:54,928 --> 00:05:56,220 Не хочу это обсуждать.
- 00:06:03,186 --> 00:06:04,163 Что это?
- 00:06:04,187 --> 00:06:06,958 Пара вещей на случай, если бы мне пришлось сбежать со Стены.
- 00:06:06,982 --> 00:06:09,293 И все постоянно твердили: "Тебе не нужна эта сумка."
- 00:06:09,317 --> 00:06:10,711 "Зачем вообще она тебе нужна?"
- 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:12,838 Кажется, я снова был прав. Впрочем, как обычно.
- 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,131 - Петарда? - Именно.
- 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:16,616 - Мы могли запустить её в опоссума. - Скорее всего, он бы просто взбесился.
- 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,262 - Что это? - Пюрель.
- 00:06:19,286 --> 00:06:22,181 Им надо намазать ногу, чтобы не словить инфекцию.
- 00:06:22,205 --> 00:06:24,058 - Спасибо. - Я всё ещё тебя ненавижу,
- 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:25,476 но ты мне нужна живой и готовой к бою,
- 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,270 если ты собираешь помочь мне обезопасить это место.
- 00:06:27,294 --> 00:06:28,694 Вот.
- 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,231 - Спасибо. - Просто для ясности,
- 00:06:30,255 --> 00:06:32,733 как только выберемся, я сразу пырну тебя в глаз .
- 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,027 Я сделал то, что должен был для блага своих людей.
- 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:36,112 Они не были твоими людьми!
- 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:39,490 Ты тупой террорист, который разрушил наше общество
- 00:06:39,514 --> 00:06:40,825 в шаге от мира и стабильности.
- 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:42,702 Почему бы тебе не пойти нахер.
- 00:06:42,726 --> 00:06:44,996 - Как пожелаешь. - Я бы не стал тратить на это желание?
- 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,247 Точно, ты же хочешь.
- 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:47,814 Подловил так подловил.
- 00:06:49,316 --> 00:06:50,960 Темнеет. Я дежурю первой.
- 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:52,670 Ни за что не лягу спать, пока ты тут сидишь.
- 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:53,838 Я сама подежурю.
- 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:57,133 Ладно. Но не смей трогать мой пенис пока я сплю.
- 00:06:57,157 --> 00:06:59,594 Чего? Я бы ни за что не стала трогать твой отвратительный пенис!
- 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:01,137 Правильно. Никто его не трогал
- 00:07:01,161 --> 00:07:03,455 и ни за что на свете это не изменится сегодня ночью!
- 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:09,484 Сто...
- 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:14,025 Тише. Твоя палка вон там.
- 00:07:14,049 --> 00:07:16,051 Я счистил кровь и заточил её для тебя.
- 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:18,822 Спасибо.
- 00:07:18,846 --> 00:07:20,323 <i>De nada.</i> Завтрак?
- 00:07:20,347 --> 00:07:22,325 Готовлю грибы. Нашёл их в углу.
- 00:07:22,349 --> 00:07:24,410 - Нет, я ухожу. - Это не вариант.
- 00:07:24,434 --> 00:07:27,663 Если кто-то из нас шагнёт наружу, старушка-опоссум убьёт нас.
- 00:07:27,687 --> 00:07:29,957 - Там ничего нет. - Доверься, Джефф следит.
- 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:31,709 Кстати, я решил называть её "Джефф".
- 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:33,461 Я знаю, что это самка, но однажды у меня был сосед
- 00:07:33,485 --> 00:07:36,297 буквально с лицом опоссума, по имени Джефф.
- 00:07:36,321 --> 00:07:37,049 Почему она за нами следит?
- 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:39,383 Тут повсюду мусорные баки с едой, которую куда проще добыть.
- 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:41,802 Я думаю у нас ситуация а-ля <i>Челюсти 2</i>,
- 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,722 там, где акулья мамаша мстит за убийство её детёныша.
- 00:07:44,746 --> 00:07:47,475 У неё мозг размером с арахис, надолго ли она затаила злобу?
- 00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,602 Часы, дни, месяцы?
- 00:07:49,626 --> 00:07:50,853 - Месяцы? - Ещё возможно,
- 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:53,439 что мы с тобой уже мертвы, а это Ад.
- 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:55,566 В таком случае, мы застряли тут навечно.
- 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:58,050 Ты безнадёжен. А я попытаю судьбу снаружи.
- 00:08:15,944 --> 00:08:18,029 Так как насчёт завтрака?
- 00:08:20,991 --> 00:08:22,593 Могу представить, насколько ты хочешь вернуться
- 00:08:22,617 --> 00:08:24,512 к своим дружкам-террористам на Стене.
- 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:27,056 Должно быть они планируют большую экстремистскую вечеринку,
- 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,475 чтобы отметить свои успехи в терроре.
- 00:08:29,499 --> 00:08:31,811 - Это всё херня. - Я никогда не вернусь на Стену.
- 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:33,354 Потому что она такая огромная?
- 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:35,088 Я же говорила, что не хочу это обсуждать.
- 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:37,572 Уважаю.
- 00:08:38,592 --> 00:08:40,987 Ну пожалуйста, пожалуйста, пожалуйста, расскажи мне...
- 00:08:41,011 --> 00:08:42,411 Заткнись!
- 00:08:43,638 --> 00:08:46,284 После штурма дворца, Тим спятил
- 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,685 Он никому не хотел рассказывать, есть путь наружу. Он...
- 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:51,414 Он пырнул меня и выкинул в дыру.
- 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:52,623 Да не может быть.
- 00:08:52,647 --> 00:08:54,500 Так он пырнул тебя в лицо так же,
- 00:08:54,524 --> 00:08:56,335 как пырнул меня ножом в спину.
- 00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:57,545 Он не мог пырнуть тебя ножом в спину!
- 00:08:57,569 --> 00:08:59,005 Для начала, мы никогда не были на твоей стороне.
- 00:08:59,029 --> 00:09:00,756 Тем не менее, звучало круто.
- 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,425 Да что за хрень вокруг.
- 00:09:02,449 --> 00:09:04,385 По крайней мере я всегда говорил, в чем дело.
- 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:06,679 Я думала, что знала его. Думала, он хороший человек.
- 00:09:06,703 --> 00:09:08,598 Власть творит с людьми ужасные вещи.
- 00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:10,975 Не со мной. То есть, я отлично справлялся
- 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,935 и был просто отменным лидером.
- 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:14,395 Ты затопил нижние уровни!
- 00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:16,147 Люди пытались поджечь всю Стену.
- 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:17,571 У меня не было выбора!
- 00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:21,152 Без разницы, мы можем хотя бы согласиться с тем, что Тим отстой.
- 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:23,696 Не могу даже представить, что случилось со Стеной под его началом.
- 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,740 Им нужен настоящий лидер.
- 00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:27,325 - Как грибы? - Отвратительно.
- 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,118 Ты что, шеф-повар или вроде того?
- 00:09:29,142 --> 00:09:31,269 До того, как я попала на Стену, я работала в Бенихана.
- 00:09:33,063 --> 00:09:34,749 Что ты собираешься...
- 00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:37,543 Бенихана - мой любимый ресторан на все времена.
- 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,420 Я годами ходил туда два раза в неделю!
- 00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:41,464 Ты серьёзно? Ведь всё такое жирное.
- 00:09:41,488 --> 00:09:42,882 Тебя диарея не прошибала?
- 00:09:42,906 --> 00:09:44,592 Ещё как!
- 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:47,011 Но это небольшая цена за луковый вулкан.
- 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:48,554 Ты знаешь, это больше чем еда...
- 00:09:48,578 --> 00:09:50,205 "Это - опыт."
- 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,123 Так основатель Бенихана это Роки Аоки...
- 00:10:57,147 --> 00:10:58,916 - Отец Стива Аоки. - Я не знаю, кто это.
- 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,543 Он вроде как известный ДиДжей!
- 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,170 А ещё, Роки отец Дэвон Аоки.
- 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:05,756 - Я теряю нить. - Актриса и супермодель.
- 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,925 Она снималась в фильмах <i>Двойной Форсаж</i> и <i>Город Грехов.</i>
- 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:10,827 - И они знамениты? - Вроде как, лет 10 назад.
- 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:13,264 Только что поняла, что я не знаю твоего настоящего имени.
- 00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:14,891 Твои родители ведь не назвали тебя "Герцог," верно?
- 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,123 - Ну, моё настоящее имя... - Секундочку.
- 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:20,871 Думаю, та порция муравьиных мозгов была лишней.
- 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:22,773 - Именно так. - Что за тон?
- 00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:23,774 - Да ладно. - Что?
- 00:11:23,798 --> 00:11:26,027 Не заставляй меня это говорить. Не парням поднимать эту тему.
- 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:28,404 Что? Хватит быть мудаком, я рассказала тебе об Аоки.
- 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:30,740 Ладно, очевидно же, что ты беременна.
- 00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:32,742 Что? Ни за что, это невозможно.
- 00:11:32,766 --> 00:11:34,452 Я уже некоторое время вижу признаки.
- 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,495 Я просто считал, что ты не хочешь говорить об этом.
- 00:11:36,519 --> 00:11:38,331 Кто же отец, какой-нибудь красавчик из Бенихана?
- 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,356 Что же он сделал? Запулил креветку прямиком в твой кармашек?
- 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,720 Боже, нет!
- 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:53,930 Этого не может быть.
- 00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:56,249 А ещё у тебя задержка 6 или 8 недель.
- 00:11:56,373 --> 00:11:58,226 - Прости? - У нас тут тесновато.
- 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,145 Я должен был просто не замечать, что у тебя нет месячных?
- 00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:02,105 Да!
- 00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:04,190 Должен же быть способ узнать наверняка?
- 00:12:04,214 --> 00:12:05,614 Есть такой.
- 00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:07,360 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:10,071 Крем в шоколадных яйцах Кэдбанни в целом состоит
- 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,114 из того же вещества, что в тестах на беременность.
- 00:12:12,138 --> 00:12:14,575 Это на 100 миллионов процентов не правда.
- 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,994 Я положил по капле Кэд крема на каждый цент,
- 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,829 чтобы протестировать их, используя наши образцы мочи.
- 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:21,499 Сначала, мы используем мою в качестве контрольной.
- 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,583 Я правильно использовал "контрольный"?
- 00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:24,024 - Звучит нормально. - Ладно, начнём.
- 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,672 Так, нет реакции.
- 00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:31,365 Теперь, твоя моча. Или, как мне нравится говорить, "твояча."
- 00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:42,311 - Господи Иисусе! - Поздравляю, Мам.
- 00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:44,772 Ты не рада, что я собирал образцы в эти чашечки от желудей?
- 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:46,315 Нет! Это ужасно!
- 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:48,442 Ну ты чего! Это же чудо!
- 00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:50,778 Первый ребёнок, рождённый маленьким!
- 00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,322 - Он ведь не от меня? - Что! У нас не было секса.
- 00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,866 Хорошо. Ты обещала никогда не трогать мой пенис, пока я сплю,
- 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,642 и я жду от тебя уважения к этому.
- 00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:00,705 Отец... это Тим.
- 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,373 Ты имеешь ввиду мудак Тим?
- 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:03,333 - Да. - Чёрт.
- 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:04,625 Не могу поверить, что это происходит.
- 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,502 Как вообще растить ребёнка в таких условиях?
- 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:11,674 Чтобы не случилось, мы разберёмся с этим вместе.
- 00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:13,098 Я обещаю.
- 00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:16,053 Постой, ты что собирал мочу всё это время?
- 00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:17,388 Я называю это "нача".
- 00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,348 Послушай, ты не жаловалась, когда принимала
- 00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:20,808 все эти тёплые, горькие ванны.
- 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:22,310 Думаю, часть меня всегда знала,
- 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,812 но я просто не хотела терять возможность расслабиться и сбросить
- 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,147 тревоги посреди дня.
- 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,797 А оказалось, это была моча.
- 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,946 Продолжай тужиться, Шери! Тужься!
- 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,907 -Тужься!
- 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,331 Получилось!
- 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:41,329 Не плачет, Дюк. Почему не плачет?
- 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,978 Это мармеладный мишка!
- 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:44,958 Шери, проснись!
- 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,835 У тебя снова кошмар, где ты рожаешь кусок конфеты.
- 00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:50,588 - Было так правдоподобно. - Что на этот раз? Твикс?
- 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,672 - Мармеладный мишка. - Зелёный?
- 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,156 - Да, зелёный. - Ничего себе, я угадал.
- 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,762 Вот, выпей. Тебе нужно много воды.
- 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:58,453 Спасибо.
- 00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,684 Я тут подумал.
- 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,646 Этот набор <i>Чужой против Хищника</i>
- 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,189 не место, чтобы растить ребёнка.
- 00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:09,149 Да хватит.
- 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:11,025 Конечно, это не <i>Властелины Вселенной</i>
- 00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:13,069 <i>Замок Серого черепа: Крепость тайны и силы</i>
- 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,153 <i>для Хи-мена и его дружков,</i>
- 00:14:14,177 --> 00:14:15,321 но не так уж всё плохо.
- 00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:16,864 Тут всё начинает разваливаться.
- 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:19,200 Мы залатали кое-что дополнительными дредлоками с Хищника,
- 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,302 но как только они закончатся, не останется ничего, что могло бы
- 00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:23,037 защитить нас и малыша от Джефф.
- 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:24,747 Я забыла, что мы зовём опоссума Джефф.
- 00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:26,540 Это должно было стать временным убежищем.
- 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,918 Малышу нужна медицинская помощь
- 00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:30,586 и еда не из насекомых.
- 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,589 Плюс, если нам удастся вступить в контакт с нормальными людьми,
- 00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:36,801 появится шанс снова вернуться к прежним размерам нам самим.
- 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,285 Но куда вообще мы можем пойти?
- 00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:41,496 Надо идти в уголок счастливых и здоровых.
- 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:46,978 Волгринс? Ты с ума сошёл? Чтобы туда добраться, уйдут недели.
- 00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:50,356 Я знаю, но мы должны это сделать ради ребёнка.
- 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,192 Звучит странно, когда ты говоришь "ребёнок" так драматично.
- 00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,616 - Пожалуйста, хватит. - Всего один раз.
- 00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:57,363 - Ладно. - Ради ребёнка!
- 00:14:57,387 --> 00:15:00,390 В любом случае, кроме Волгринс, единственным вариантом будет Стена.
- 00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:05,997 Ладно, допустим мы отправимся в Волгринс. Как быть с Джефф?
- 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,582 Пройти мимо неё неописуемо сложно.
- 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,817 Дерзну ли я сказать ... не-опоссум-имо сложно.
- 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:15,113 Когда мы работаем вместе, ничто не не-опоссум-имо сложно.
- 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,554 - Мы правда это делаем? - Мы делаем это.
- 00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,973 Как только я открою дверь, прорывайся к линии травы.
- 00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:24,683 Я прикрою спину.
- 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:27,268 Может нам стоит остаться здесь и укрепить эту камеру для яиц Чужого.
- 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,127 Давай, просто доверься мне, ладно?
- 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,464 Я..верю тебе, Дюк.
- 00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:36,301 Чёрт. Так ярко.
- 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,470 Вперёд! Сейчас же!
- 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,657 Эй, я здесь, ты, кусок дерьма!
- 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,516 Я здесь.
- 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,185 Дюк, что ты...
- 00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,694 Дюк!
- 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:56,655 Нееет!
- 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:07,832 Черт подери, я разбил свою коллекционную кружку с Бэбу Фрик!
- 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:11,646 Что ты натворил, глупый!
- 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,381 Это был единственный способ.. её остановить.
- 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,275 Тебе надо добраться до Волгринс.
- 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:18,110 Я не смогу без тебя!
- 00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:20,303 Ты - сможешь!
- 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:21,948 Я надеюсь, что это восполнит всё то
- 00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,283 плохое, что я сделал на Стене.
- 00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:25,993 Я был плохим лидером, Шери.
- 00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:27,286 Прощай.
- 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,789 Я люблю тебя... но вроде как отцовской любовью,
- 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:31,290 не в пошлом смысле.
- 00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:33,793 Пожалуйста, не трогай мой пенис, когда я умру.
- 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,962 Я не стану. Я тоже люблю тебя, Дюк.
- 00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:38,363 Ты однажды спросила о моем настоящем имени.
- 00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:41,408 Моё настоящее имя... Ринго.
- 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:50,477 <i>♪ О, я думаю, что скрабы великолепны ♪</i>
- 00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:56,834 Пожалуйста, только не говорите, что у меня только что отошли воды.
- 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,294 Чёрт, чёрт...
- 00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:02,071 <i>♪ ...а вот их лёгкость требует проверки ♪</i>
- 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,574 <i>♪ в зависимости от скраба под оценкой ♪</i>
- 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,471 <i>♪ Вообще в песне все не так ♪</i>
- 00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:09,764 <i>♪ Холлер! ♪</i>
- 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,641 <i>♪ Скраб!Скраб!Скраб! ♪</i>
- 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,935 <i>♪ Неплохо! ♪</i>
- 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,460 Только не сейчас!
- 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,381 Ледяной Петц!
- 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,693 Ням, ням, ням.
- 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:04,026 Только что поняла, что на вкус Петц как мел.
- 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,654 <i>♪ Да,да,да, скраб, скраб, скраб ♪</i>
- 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,906 <i>♪ Скраб недооценён ♪</i>
- 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,682 <i>♪ Тебе не уделяли должного внимания ♪</i>
- 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,081 Всё в порядке.
- 00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:18,505 Всё в порядке.
- 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,534 Мы сделали это, сладкая.
- 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,078 Вот бы Ринго был сейчас с нами.
- 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,077 Всё это,
- 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:58,539 жертва Дюка, путешествие и всё впустую!
- 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:01,542 Нет Волгринс и больше некуда идти.
- 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:04,170 Мне это не нравится, и я не знаю, что мы там обнаружим,
- 00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:06,172 но мы должны вернуться к твоему отцу.
- 00:20:06,196 --> 00:20:08,614 Мы должны вернуться на Стену.
- 00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:51,408 Вот она.
- 00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:53,951 Не могло же это быть так просто, правда?
- 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,562 Черт бы тебя побрал, птичка.
- 00:21:47,923 --> 00:21:49,507 Спасибо, странное создание.
- 00:21:50,216 --> 00:21:53,303 - Мне нравится Молния МакКуинн.
- 00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:58,326 Я не знаю, что мы найдём там,
- 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,202 но прошло больше года с момента, как Тим захватил власть
- 00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:01,329 и он псих,
- 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,228 так что я могу только принять, что всё довольно скверно.
- 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,483 Вот так. Так что давай потише.
- 00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:15,492 День Шери? Что за фигня?
- 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,773 Я не понимаю. Всё выглядит таким чистым,
- 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:31,067 а люди выглядят... счастливыми.
- 00:22:31,091 --> 00:22:32,652 <i>Добрый день, горожане</i>
- 00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:35,844 <i>пожалуйста, поприветствуйте нашего лидера... Тима!</i>
- 00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:42,017 Стенийцы, добро пожаловать на первый ежегодный День Шери.
- 00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:46,666 Прежде, чем мы начнём чествовать нашего павшего героя,
- 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:49,001 у нас есть небольшое объявление.
- 00:22:49,025 --> 00:22:51,318 Но вы услышите его не от меня.
- 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:57,301 Мы поймали убийцу.
- 00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:58,725 Это был...
- 00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:06,333 обезумевший кузнечик, который попал на Стену.
- 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,526 Я видела это выражение раньше.
- 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:16,028 Я бы хотел побыть один, так что...
- 00:23:16,052 --> 00:23:17,280 Шери?
- 00:23:17,304 --> 00:23:19,073 Кажется, что меня теперь тут все знают.
- 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:19,950 Ты жива!
- 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:22,076 Как ты выжила и загорела?
- 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,995 Не переживай, это я объясню чуть позже.
- 00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:25,788 Я здесь, потому что я хочу спасти Стену, и
- 00:23:25,812 --> 00:23:27,707 - мне понадобится твоя помощь. - Спасти от чего?
- 00:23:27,731 --> 00:23:30,543 Я была в толпе. Я видела выражение твоих глаз.
- 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,253 Кузнечик. Это был кузнечик...
- 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,921 Хватит. Ты знаешь, что это всё значит.
- 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,841 Тим лжёт и скрывает свою жестокость, чтобы защитить Стену.
- 00:23:36,865 --> 00:23:39,677 Ладно, я видел это.
- 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:40,720 Он совсем как Дюк.
- 00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:42,513 Он не как Дюк. Он - хуже.
- 00:23:42,537 --> 00:23:43,973 Но Стена в безопасности.
- 00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:45,474 Тебе стоит подумать о будущем.
- 00:23:45,498 --> 00:23:48,083 Я знаю. Я видела будущее.
- 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,230 И оно таково, что Тим не может быть у власти.
- 00:23:51,254 --> 00:23:54,150 - У тебя ребёнок? - Её зовут Пецли.
- 00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:56,468 - Пецли? - Да, она родилась в упаковке Петц.
- 00:23:57,010 --> 00:23:59,530 Нас всего двое. Мы не сможем свергнуть Тима.
- 00:23:59,554 --> 00:24:01,866 Все его любят. Он так силён.
- 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:04,434 Ничто не не-опоссум-имо сложно, когда мы работаем вместе.
- 00:24:04,935 --> 00:24:05,769 Что?
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