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Триангулятор конечностей
The Extremity Triangulator
Сезон: 03Серия: 01
Описание
Инопланетный корабль отремонтирован и Корво вместе с остальной командой собирается отправиться в космос для продолжения своей миссии, а именно поиска планеты пригодной для жизни инопланетян. Зямля же не подходит для этой цели, так как она итак перенаселена. Неожиданно Корво начинает таять, что связано с тем, что его команда несерьёзно относится к нему как к капитану и вообще не горит желанием покидать Землю. Пупа же ведёт двойную жизнь. Он управляет механическим человеком, чтобы втереться в доверие к дочери руководителя конфетной компании.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ light tune playing ♪
- 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,307 ‐ Dale, you've been staring at that Rolo lava cake
- 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,725 for 20 minutes.
- 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,685 This isn't a library. ‐ [strained voice] I got it.
- 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,436 [grunts]
- 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,522 Three packets, Sugar in the Raw.
- 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,649 ‐ That's how I like my sugar... raw.
- 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:24,858 [nervous chuckle]
- 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,070 ‐ This has been a wonderful platonic exchange.
- 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,781 I will see you next week. [continues chuckling]
- 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:34,785 ♪
- 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,620 [both chuckle]
- 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,621 Come on.
- 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,254 ‐ Hey, where are we going? Only weirdos live down here.
- 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,047 ‐ Just a little further.
- 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,175 Last one in's a rotten Skittle!
- 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,553 [Allie screams]
- 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,389 [both moan]
- 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,349 ‐ Wait, is it safe down here?
- 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,351 ‐ Why, are you afraid of tiny sharks?
- 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,478 ‐ [gasps] Mark!
- 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,647 Oh god, you jerk.
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,858 Don't do tha‐‐ ow.
- 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,485 ‐ You okay? ‐ Yeah, I just felt a ‐‐ Ow!
- 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,195 [screaming] ‐ Allie!
- 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,992 Oh my god, Allie!
- 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,954 No, no, noooo!
- 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,125 ♪
- 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,334 KORVO: Everybody buckled in?
- 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,794 ‐ You bet! ‐ Shut the fuck up real quick.
- 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,588 I have a brief kick‐ass speech to make.
- 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,756 Ahem. The ship is repaired again,
- 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,468 and we are finally able to leave this M‐class hellhole for good!
- 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,970 Thank you. ‐ We did this last year.
- 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,847 ‐ "Blah blah blah, Earth sucks,
- 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,473 sci‐fi sci‐fi, we're leaving."
- 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,642 ‐ Boo! Change the channel! This sucks! ‐ Who did this? Who did that?
- 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,393 ‐ Oh, this shit's happening.
- 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,604 AISHA, Activate pre‐launch sequence now!
- 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,815 AISHA: First off, who do you think you talking to with that tone?
- 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,692 Second: Activated.
- 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,278 Pssh, talkin' 'bout "now," bitch.
- 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,363 ‐ This truly is a momentous day for all of us,
- 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,282 but mostly for me because I am mission leader
- 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,242 and I did all the work while you guys totally shat the bed.
- 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,243 [engines powering off, rapid beeping]
- 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,787 AISHA: Launch aborted. Some crew are not on board.
- 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,290 ‐ What are you talking about, we're all buckled in and‐‐ Oh!
- 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,001 ‐ Yay, Korvo!
- 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,212 ‐ Dammit, I always fall for the Talkboy.
- 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:13,217 AISHA: Ha! You got Shawshanked, Ferris Bueller'd, and Gallaghered!
- 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,676 [AISHA laughs] [Korvo grunts]
- 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,596 [all laughing, shouting]
- 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,014 ‐ Infinite slip and slide?
- 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,683 Come on! You know I can't launch the ship unless you guys are on‐‐
- 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,436 Gah! Oh, my foot! It's dissolved into goo!
- 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,063 Why don't you care? Look at me!
- 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,773 Stop having fun! I'm melting!
- 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,609 This is what we're doing today, figuring this out! Stop that!
- 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,612 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia
- 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,572 until the asteroid hit.
- 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,159 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa
- 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,286 and escaped into... the space
- 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,622 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,292 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,002 That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,796 I'm the one holding the pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,215 This is‐‐ this is my show. I just dropped the pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,550 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,468 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,886 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,097 They're always ordering these complicated coffee drinks.
- 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,349 Why would you ever have coffee when you can just ingest
- 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,434 a room temperature, tan‐colored Energon cone?
- 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,311 Don't talk to me until I've had my tan cone.
- 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,439 ♪
- 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,945 ‐ You want me to drain your bucket?
- 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,321 ‐ No. That's still me in there.
- 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,823 And yes, I know it smells like shit.
- 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,074 ‐ Hi, folks. Sorry for the wait.
- 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:22,035 Prom season, tons of abortions today. Busy, busy, busy.
- 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,829 Now before I give you our diagnosis,
- 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,331 are you certain you don't have any alien technology
- 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,166 that you'd rather use to evaluate this?
- 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,585 ‐ We decided to change it up for once.
- 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,211 We go to the ship with problems a lot.
- 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,337 ‐ A lot!
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,299 ‐ Well, they don't exactly teach "alien goo" in medical school,
- 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,552 but I found some articles about dog herpes that seemed to line up.
- 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,263 Korvo, you have what we call "Alpha DNA."
- 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,933 The building blocks of your cells have receptors that are only activated
- 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,685 if the pack are fulfilling their roles.
- 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,103 ‐ Wait, are we the pack?
- 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,771 ‐ That doesn't sound right. ‐ Pack of smokeshows, baby!
- 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,482 ‐ Once your team's failure continues long enough,
- 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,235 the receptors decay, triggering a "goo sequence"
- 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,738 designed to kill you so the next dog,
- 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,740 or alien in line, can take over.
- 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,490 Isn't that funny?
- 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,576 ‐ You lazy idiots are literally killing me!
- 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,077 ‐ Well, luckily it's reversible,
- 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,997 but only if these dummies do their respective jobs
- 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:07,956 in a serious way.
- 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,374 ‐ What? I can't rely on them!
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,335 Fuck that, fill me with chemo. I want the chemo.
- 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,588 ‐ They really don't like us to throw chemo at family issues.
- 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,175 ‐ Okay, I got you set up on the couch here with plenty of fluids:
- 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,177 root beer, Sunny D, and piss.
- 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,471 ‐ Is the piss hot? I want hot piss.
- 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,681 ‐ Gonna get this good and tight
- 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,975 so none of your stinky goo drips out.
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,894 Don't think of it as a trash bag,
- 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,437 it's more of a whole‐body diaper.
- 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,439 ‐ I know why you fucks are being nice to me.
- 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,899 You feel bad. Well, shove it.
- 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,318 Your guilty feelings can't solidify my legs!
- 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,986 [gulps]
- 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,072 ‐ Okay, I know this is very unlike me,
- 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,491 but I'm feeling guilty over melting Korvo with my laziness.
- 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,659 ‐ Yeah, me too.
- 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,911 Maybe we should just do some mission stuff,
- 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,704 just like enough so he can get better.
- 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,123 ‐ To piggyback off your pitch with a slight twist,
- 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,835 what if we let Korvo melt but also did whatever we wanted?
- 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,419 ‐ See, what I like about that
- 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,296 is then we wouldn't have to do our jobs.
- 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,422 Great collab, Terry.
- 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,300 ‐ Guys! We are not letting Korvo turn to goo.
- 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,010 We should at least put him out of his misery.
- 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,263 ‐ Can someone please refill my piss?
- 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,055 [gasps]
- 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,140 ‐ We can't kill Korvo! Who would wash my t‐shirts?
- 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,018 ‐ He does buy all the groceries and hide all the bodies.
- 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,062 ‐ Crap, without him, we'd have to do the chores.
- 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,856 ‐ Okay, let's just do our mission roles more,
- 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,732 but only enough to not have to take out the trash.
- 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,526 ‐ Easy‐peasy. ‐ We've got this!
- 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,487 ‐ Do you two even know what your mission roles are?
- 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,989 ‐ Zero fucking clue. ‐ I cannot say that I do.
- 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,908 ‐ AISHA, please explain to the replicants what their mission roles are.
- 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,494 And you know what? Let's, um, let's just run through mine, too, for fun.
- 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,537 In detail, por favor.
- 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,622 AISHA: Should I just play the orientation crystals?
- 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,207 ‐ Orientation crystals?
- 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,668 Oh, that sounds like some shit we should have watched already.
- 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,461 AISHA: They were meant to be viewed daily.
- 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,713 Dumbass.
- 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,008 ♪ ethereal music ♪
- 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,886 ♪
- 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:44,887 [pulsing]
- 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,931 ‐ In these first moments of your mission,
- 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,516 remember what is at stake.
- 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,018 Shlorp is depending on your‐‐
- 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,394 ‐ Ugh. Boring, boring, boring. [video fast‐forwards]
- 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,397 ‐ Yumyulack, protector and head of security.
- 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,149 You ward off any threats to the mission.
- 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,444 Strong and fierce, willing to die so the team can live.
- 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,487 ‐ Let's put "willing to die" down as a maybe.
- 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,239 ‐ Jesse, the chronicler. Be observant.
- 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,701 Record your adventures with clarity, both in triumph and defeat
- 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,454 so future Shlorpians learn from your mistakes.
- 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:14,041 ‐ Whoa! I'm like the J. K. Rowling of this pack! Crucio!
- 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,918 SHLORPIAN GENERAL: Terry, your job is most important.
- 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,420 Because the Pupa will grow up to terraform your new planet,
- 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,671 you must nurture him.
- 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,216 For as the Pupa specialist, he is your responsibility‐‐
- 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,718 ‐ Hold the fuck on. I'm supposed to be taking care of the Pupa?
- 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,887 ‐ Korvo says that all the time, Terry!
- 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:27,888 ‐ Yeah, this isn't news.
- 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,766 ‐ I'm not ready to raise a Pupa! I'm still finding myself!
- 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,100 I wanna go to Cabo, dammit!
- 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,394 ‐ You want some crackers to go with your wine, Terry?
- 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,104 Being responsible is scary.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,233 But it's time to grow up and start working on the mission.
- 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,401 For Korvo! BOTH: For Korvo!
- 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,612 [laughing, shouting]
- 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:44,738 ‐ What the hell are you doing?
- 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,157 ‐ Oh shit, we forgot about the Korvo thing!
- 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,742 ‐ Earth is too distracting for us.
- 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,826 ‐ We can't do our jobs here,
- 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,745 not with all the trap queens in need of hyping.
- 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,997 I gotta park that big Mack truck right in that little garage.
- 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,251 ‐ Well, if we're going to focus, we gotta do it on a new planet.
- 00:06:57,251 --> 00:07:00,587 ‐ Good. AISHA, initiate the pre‐launch before these idiots change their minds.
- 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,631 AISHA: Fine. The shit is initiated.
- 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,424 ‐ Launch time, baby! [engine shutting down, rapid beeping]
- 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,009 AISHA: Not all the crew is accounted for.
- 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,135 ‐ Fuckers!
- 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,679 Wait, but everyone's here.
- 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,390 AISHA: Un‐unh. All crew means all body parts
- 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,308 that got severed and left around town.
- 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,560 ‐ Wait, what? AISHA: Go get your dick.
- 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,395 ‐ Has anyone been leaving body parts around?
- 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,522 ‐ I mean, yeah. I live a full and rich life.
- 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,983 ‐ You think my calendar's so open that I can just pick up
- 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,526 my own body parts all day?
- 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,318 Wrong!
- 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,362 ‐ Don't look at me. I keep my shit toight!
- 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,948 ‐ Activate the Shlorpian Extremity Triangulater.
- 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,449 [beeping, whirring]
- 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,785 It scans the planet for Shlorpian flesh.
- 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,579 Creepy, but perfect for this moment.
- 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,330 I'm clean, all my pieces are on the ship.
- 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,294 Oh! You've been dropping your limbs all over the place!
- 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,503 ‐ Five at Home Depot?
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,006 That must have been from the summer I tried to be a Mythbuster.
- 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,259 Those two ginger mummies didn't leave any myths for the rest of us.
- 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,179 ‐ You're supposed to be chronicling, not busting popular myths!
- 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,430 Ugh, my favorite hand!
- 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,891 ‐ We gotta get these body parts before Korvo is goo for good
- 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,475 or we'll have to learn how to do taxes!
- 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,727 ‐ It's hella complicated!
- 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,520 Good luck figuring out the depreciation value
- 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,731 of time traveling sneakers you only use for business!
- 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,609 ‐ Uh, are we just gonna leave the Pupa behind, Terry?
- 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,860 ‐ He can't get out of the Pupa seat.
- 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,154 And even if he could, he'd never stray from his puffs.
- 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,780 [door closes]
- 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,074 ‐ Ahh!
- 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:16,788 ♪ adventurous music ♪
- 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,375 ♪
- 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,462 ♪
- 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,672 MAN: The cow says‐‐ [cow mooing]
- 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,929 ♪
- 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,263 [engine powering on]
- 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪
- 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,938 [gears clicking, whirring]
- 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,358 ♪
- 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,318 ♪
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:46,860 [alarm chirps]
- 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,153 [engine starts]
- 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,780 [tires squealing]
- 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,450 ‐ Eddie!
- 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,994 Ooh! You're home early!
- 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,913 ‐ Katie! Baby! Kiss me!
- 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,208 [moans]
- 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,376 ‐ Get in here.
- 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:07,130 ‐ [sighs] I still can't believe it was one year ago to the day
- 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,299 you got down on your knee and gave this to me.
- 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,176 Remember? It was our second date.
- 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,636 I thought you were crazy.
- 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,388 ‐ I am. Crazy. For you.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,766 ‐ I swore I would never go out with someone who worked for my dad.
- 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,686 But you're not like his other employees, you're... you're different.
- 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,020 Oh, how'd the sales trip go?
- 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,605 ‐ Crushed it. Crushed it.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,023 ‐ Daddy will love that.
- 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,443 Means he won't see it coming when we rob him blind.
- 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,361 [evil laughter]
- 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,738 ‐ Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
- 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,241 [both laughing]
- 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,287 ‐ Alright, people, I'm gooing pretty bad,
- 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,205 so let's get these limbs and get back to the business
- 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,915 of leaving this shithole planet.
- 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,292 [beeping]
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,172 ‐ Bad ice!
- 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,340 Don't ask me how it got there!
- 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,843 Ask them why they never cleaned it!
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,637 [beeping]
- 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,433 ‐ Hey, my ball‐‐ back scratcher!
- 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,726 Ahh! ‐ Suck it, Cooke!
- 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:05,355 ♪
- 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,483 You did the right thing.
- 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,194 ‐ So everyone got their body parts?
- 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,028 ‐ Eh, almost.
- 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,780 We just have to go to the Windy City to pick up the last two.
- 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,324 ‐ You went to Chicago and didn't invite me?
- 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,117 You know how much I like the Schaumburg Outlets!
- 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,286 ‐ Last time we wasted all our time waiting for you
- 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,704 at the Hammacher Schlemmer.
- 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,540 Me and Yumyulack have been commuting to Chi‐town
- 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,751 to practice with the Chicago Pro Tumblers.
- 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,170 ‐ They're a legendary acrobatic halftime show.
- 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,671 I do it to help me stay agile,
- 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,215 plus we get to hang with Pippin when he's around.
- 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,009 ‐ We took a tough tumble into each other last practice
- 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,053 and knocked our tushes clean off.
- 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,012 Ooh, there they are!
- 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,723 ‐ Guys, Jesse and Yumyulack are back!
- 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,560 ‐ 'Sup, Emily? Alyssa, how you been?
- 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,730 Oh no, Josh and Sophia, what happened?
- 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,149 ‐ We snapped our ankles warming up for the semi‐regional
- 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,526 halftime show championships!
- 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:51,985 ‐ What. ‐ But that's today!
- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,821 ‐ You and Yummy have to sub in to do the final team tumble.
- 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,406 ‐ No, thanks, we're in a time crunch.
- 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,742 ANNOUNCER: [over PA] Chicago Pro Tumblers to the floor.
- 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,077 ‐ What are you‐‐ Don't you put that‐‐
- 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,870 Don't you put on that sweet tumbling gear.
- 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,664 Drop those knee socks right now, mister.
- 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,665 Hey, I can see you.
- 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,959 ‐ When tumbling calls, you accept the charges.
- 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,293 ‐ Hey, ge‐ge‐get back here!
- 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,503 ‐ I kinda wanna see it.
- 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,504 [buzzer sounds]
- 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:13,173 ♪ energetic music ♪
- 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:18,804 ♪
- 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:22,307 ♪
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,433 [crowd cheering]
- 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,560 [buzzer sounds]
- 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,730 ‐ This stupid bullshit really meant a lot to you two, didn't it?
- 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,608 ‐ It's the most satisfying thing I've done in my life.
- 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,777 ‐ Okay, well, then I'm glad we did it, I guess.
- 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,529 Still wish I wasn't turning into goo.
- 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,947 Terry. Your turn. ‐ What turn?
- 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,615 Like I said, I keep my shit toight.
- 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,450 Don't insult me. I'm not a replicant.
- 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,077 Wow, yes, that's a lot of arms.
- 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,912 ‐ Dozens tightly clustered over the ocean.
- 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,497 Terry, you stinky shit.
- 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,875 Did you feed your arms to a whale? ‐ No!
- 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,627 No. What did I do?
- 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,129 [gasps] Gladwell!
- 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,422 ‐ What's a Gladwell?
- 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,883 ‐ Pop sociologist Malcolm Gladwell.
- 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,343 We've been ripping and tearing ass on the reg for a while now
- 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,096 and every morning, I would chew my arm off rather than wake him up.
- 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,724 'Cause if he did, we would be chatting about the human condition all morning.
- 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,725 The guy won't shut up.
- 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,936 My arms are somewhere aboard his private non‐fiction yacht, The Shipping Point.
- 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,272 It's an intellectual cruise experience he runs for his fans.
- 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,900 ‐ How would we ever have gotten all that from you just saying "Gladwell"?
- 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,484 ‐ Don't be jealous, Korvo. It doesn't look good.
- 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,319 ‐ I‐I'm not!
- 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,572 A sexual relationship with an award‐winning author? I'm impressed!
- 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,616 Best I could swing was a hand job from the two guys
- 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,202 who keep track of all the horse names for George R. R. Martin.
- 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,163 KATIE: Baby, but what about the plan?
- 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,165 We were gonna wait until that prick promotes you
- 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,166 and then fleece him.
- 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,502 ‐ Tomorrow! Tomorrow! No argue!
- 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,004 ‐ The last flight to Mexico. So you have to talk to Daddy today.
- 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,756 Be careful. He has powerful friends, baby.
- 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,090 You gotta play this perfectly.
- 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,926 ‐ Relax. Relax. It's me.
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,846 ‐ Oh god, it'll all be worth it once we're in Zihuatanejo.
- 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,806 Oh, take me again.
- 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,101 Oh god, I love your body so much. [metallic clanging]
- 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,021 [moaning, grunting]
- 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,691 ♪
- 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,447 ‐ Excuse us. We're G‐O‐G, Guests of Gladwell.
- 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,157 Terry. Should be on your book there.
- 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,575 GLADWELL: Terrance! You look great.
- 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,452 Love the shirt. Is that lambswool?
- 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,162 ‐ Glady. [both kissing]
- 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,830 You're looking observant as always.
- 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,375 ‐ I see you've brought your family! How lovely.
- 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,669 ‐ Mr. Gladwell‐‐ ‐ Stop. Just Gladwell.
- 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,338 ‐ Gladwell, would you sign my 10,000 hours ray?
- 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,382 It simulates studying for 10,000 hours.
- 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,008 Your Outliers book inspired me.
- 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:23,136 ‐ My key insight was that if you spend a lot of time on something,
- 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,054 you can get good at it.
- 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,724 Seems like common knowledge now, but at the time it was unheard of.
- 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,059 ‐ Yeah, genius, Gladwell.
- 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,353 So listen, there's a reason we're here.
- 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,480 ‐ Let me guess, Terrance needs his arms back.
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,356 ‐ Damn, he's good.
- 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,400 ‐ Let's run up to my penthouse and get them.
- 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,819 In the meantime, do the rest of you want VIP tickets
- 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,696 to see our in‐cruise show, Malcolm Dragwell?
- 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,156 It's drag queens lip syncing to audio recordings of my books.
- 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,493 ‐ Uh, cool. Y‐y‐you guys do that. And I‐I'll be right back with my arms.
- 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,369 ‐ Enjoy the show.
- 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,539 ♪ elevator music playing ♪
- 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,041 Do you remember that hot air balloon over Portugal?
- 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,461 We made that basket so hot that the balloon rose an extra hundred feet.
- 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,256 ‐ Ah yes. The summer we screwed in every type of dirigible.
- 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,049 Remember when you had me on that zeppelin?
- 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,885 [both chuckle] [elevator dings]
- 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:03,927 BOTH: Hmm.
- 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,680 ‐ I'm so nervous to meet a Malcolm Dragwell Queen.
- 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,640 Ah. I'm not dressed for royalty.
- 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,726 ‐ I find it hard to believe there's enough Gladwell demand
- 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,477 to justify a whole Stan culture.
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,104 ‐ I hope there's stuff from Blink in the show.
- 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,063 I love that book.
- 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,982 It's about how sometimes we just know stuff
- 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,275 without having to think or learn.
- 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,651 I feel that way constantly.
- 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,237 ‐ Pour me a drink while I look for your arms.
- 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,114 Make one for yourself, too.
- 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,241 ‐ Ugh. Been a hell of a day.
- 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,452 I don't know if you could tell, but Korvo is melting.
- 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,494 He's sensitive about it.
- 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,747 ‐ My god. Come, tell me.
- 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,333 ‐ Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No traps!
- 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,418 I'm not having a drink or sitting on the bed. Just give me my‐‐
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,253 Your hair is looking zanier than normal.
- 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,963 Are you styling it different? S'cute.
- 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,925 ‐ Still just rubbing a balloon on it after showering.
- 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,511 ‐ Wha‐‐ That's not hair! Those are... my arms!
- 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,428 What did you do?
- 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,765 ‐ You left them to rot. I gave them purpose. I gave them life!
- 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,433 They've been writing my books.
- 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,602 Sadly, I've had them so busy scribbling,
- 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,021 they've fused into some kind of rat king.
- 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,022 ‐ That's straight‐up gross.
- 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,399 ‐ Now they're more creative than ever before!
- 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,069 My latest bestseller, Thou Who Smelt It, Dealt It,
- 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,612 was their idea.
- 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,614 ‐ You can't force my arms to write their own fart ideas.
- 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,199 ‐ I already have.
- 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:09,535 David Remnick interviewed me an hour ago!
- 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:10,536 Grab him! [snarls]
- 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,079 [screams, grunts]
- 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,498 JESSE: Is this the way to the VIP room?
- 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,583 I'll have a rum and Diet to start, please.
- 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,253 ‐ Oh shit! They're going to throw us into the ocean.
- 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,381 I'm going to get diluted and excreted through a million disgusting squids!
- 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,299 ‐ Did Gladwell sign off on this?
- 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,843 [all scream]
- 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,473 [screaming]
- 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,644 ‐ This is how we do it in Chi‐raq, biatch!
- 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,521 [grunting]
- 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,231 [screaming]
- 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,824 ‐ Yeah, bitch! Slip on my stinking goo and drop to your death.
- 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,118 Now scoop me up into the backpack.
- 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,788 ‐ Sales! Always! Big, big growth!
- 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,165 Profits... up! Money... yes, yes!
- 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,005 ‐ Damn, Eddie. How is it that you're never in the office
- 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,507 and you just crushed my Q2 sales record?
- 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,509 ‐ Get on my level. Bro.
- 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,386 ‐ Alright, boys, back to work.
- 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,138 Eddie, stick around for a sec.
- 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,141 Now, you listen to me, you son of a bitch.
- 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,684 You might have everyone else fooled,
- 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,978 but I have been on to you since day one.
- 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,730 I knew there was something off about you.
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,273 I couldn't put my finger on it.
- 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:23,817 But you messed up when you made a move on my daughter.
- 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,153 I did a background check on you, "Eddie."
- 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,696 And you know what I found?
- 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,907 Nothing. You are who you say you are.
- 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,117 But that doesn't change how I feel in my gut.
- 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,661 And the only thing I love more than profits
- 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,163 is that little girl of mine.
- 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,166 So I'm writing you a check for ten million dollars.
- 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,168 It's a bribe. Get out of Katie's life.
- 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,005 Then what do you want? What's your price?
- 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,132 [scratching]
- 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,303 Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
- 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,263 [liquid sloshing]
- 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:59,144 [beeping]
- 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,729 [cell phone ringing]
- 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,317 ♪ adventurous music ♪
- 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,653 ♪
- 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:11,448 ♪
- 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,202 [Terry grunting] ‐ Stop hitting yourself, Terrance.
- 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,578 ‐ Ah! Cheap joke, Gladwell.
- 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,748 ‐ Yes, but it was right there, and I think I made my point.
- 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,250 Your arms obey me now.
- 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,043 I say hit you, they hit. ‐ Ow!
- 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,879 ‐ I say write a book, they type up cherry‐picked anecdotes
- 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,965 to support my nursery school wisdom.
- 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,508 I'll give you one last chance.
- 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,301 Live with me on the open seas.
- 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,387 We'll make love while your arms write my TED Talks.
- 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,471 A perfect life!
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,890 ‐ If it were up to me, I'd tap that curly shit all day.
- 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,267 But I've already got a team.
- 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,144 ‐ Pity. Consider your point... tipped.
- 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,312 [snarling]
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,565 ‐ Oh no! Terry's arms formed a rat king,
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,066 and they've sided with Gladwell!
- 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,359 ‐ How did you gather that so fast?
- 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,946 ‐ Because I'm young, and adulthood hasn't atrophied my imagination!
- 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,241 [snarling] ‐ Holy shit!
- 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,578 ‐ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, Terry's arms!
- 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,289 ‐ Korvo, his arms, they're listening to you!
- 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,666 ‐ I'm their mission leader, it's their biological imperative.
- 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,917 Terry's arms! Stop being dicks!
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,128 ‐ No, Terry's arms! I'm your leader now.
- 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,422 I'm the one who lets you grease me up before bedtime.
- 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,841 ‐ You've never done anything right in your shoulder‐girdled lives.
- 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,302 You're worthless! But you can change that right now.
- 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,637 Come home with us, Terry's arms. Come home.
- 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,472 ‐ No! My career will be over!
- 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,683 Without Terry's arms, all I'll be able to write
- 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:23,228 is the erotic Luigi's Mansion fanfic that comes to me so naturally.
- 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,521 I can't go back to that!
- 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,523 I won't go back to that! [gun cocks]
- 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,651 ‐ Hey, Gladwell. I'm Yumyulack. ‐ So?
- 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,986 ‐ I'm head of mission security,
- 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,488 so consider your dumb ass secured.
- 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,908 [screams, groans]
- 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,535 ‐ What did you do to him? ‐ He's 10,000 hours stupider.
- 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,830 ‐ I'm going to go write a novel about video games and '80s movies!
- 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,998 ‐ He'll land on his feet.
- 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,917 Oh man, I wish I had feet.
- 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,085 I'm feeling pretty shitty. ‐ Korvo!
- 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,006 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,383 Almost home, buddy. Think solid, stay solid.
- 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:54,885 [gasps]
- 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,553 [tires squealing] [all scream]
- 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,972 [all groan] [tires squealing]
- 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,059 ‐ Who was that psycho? [hovercraft rumbling]
- 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,811 [groaning]
- 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,025 [panting]
- 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:13,362 ♪
- 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,863 [panting]
- 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,865 ♪
- 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,700 [panting]
- 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,327 ‐ Hey.
- 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,286 Ah.
- 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:25,415 ♪
- 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:29,461 ♪
- 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,129 [panting]
- 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,840 ‐ AISHA! Launch the ship!
- 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,174 AISHA: All crew members present.
- 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,968 Launch activated.
- 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:36,969 [rumbling]
- 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,346 [ship whooshing] KORVO: We're doing it!
- 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,430 We're actually leaving.
- 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,935 [alarm blaring] KORVO: No, no, no, no. No, no, fuck!
- 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,478 No, no, no, no. Noooo!
- 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,272 [all screaming]
- 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,940 No! What happened?
- 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,984 AISHA: All ship systems have been compromised
- 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,236 by the heavy levels of iron in these puffs.
- 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,779 ‐ Where did they all come from?
- 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,324 ‐ I... I guess it was me?
- 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,826 I only remember packing a couple
- 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,744 so the Pupa could have favorite snacks for the trip.
- 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,955 ‐ You were trying to be a better Pupa specialist.
- 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,415 ‐ We can clean this up, Korvo.
- 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,917 You can talk us through the repairs.
- 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,794 Please, I just started chronicling,
- 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,714 and I don't want this to be how my first journal entry ends.
- 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,007 ‐ Yeah, we can still save you.
- 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925 ‐ No, the puffs have destroyed the circuits.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,720 The damage is too severe. You'll have to stay on Earth permanently.
- 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,637 ‐ But what about you?
- 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,431 ‐ I'm afraid it's time for me to goo.
- 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,349 I'm sorry I failed you all as leader.
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,269 Today, I realized that each of you has been fulfilling your mission roles
- 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,228 in convoluted ways
- 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,523 because I hadn't created an environment where my team could thrive.
- 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,943 I should have set down roots on Earth, found a work/life balance
- 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,029 instead of repairing the doggone ship all the time.
- 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,280 ‐ Ohh‐‐ ‐ Korvo‐‐
- 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,239 ‐ Goodbye, big guy.
- 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,991 ‐ Alright, go enjoy your slip and slide
- 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,451 and leave me to turn into goo.
- 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,578 That's my final order as mission leader.
- 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,579 [door closes]
- 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:51,084 AISHA: Damn, Korvo, that's a lot of emotional growth.
- 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,505 And you know I could vacuum up this puff dust in, like, two minutes.
- 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:57,174 ‐ Yes, I am well aware. ‐ So why you lie?
- 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,551 ‐ Being on Earth is what's best for my team.
- 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,178 Even if it's what's worst for me.
- 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,804 AISHA: Eww. ‐ Did you see that?
- 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,307 I grew a leg. Holy shit, another‐‐ another leg!
- 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,308 My sacrifice!
- 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,393 I was team leader, and my team worked together!
- 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,520 I'm regaining my form!
- 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,688 ‐ It's fucking gross. Can you do it somewhere else?
- 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,398 ‐ Guys! Guys, get up here and help me!
- 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,525 I'm getting my body back!
- 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:16,485 [all shouting, laughing] KORVO: Little help up here!
- 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,736 Hello?
- 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,863 Stop leaving me to die. I'm not dying anymore!
- 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:20,989 I'm thirsty for piss!
- 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:22,824 Hah, finally back to normal.
- 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,451 Feels good to not be goo anymore.
- 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,744 ‐ And did you mean it, Korvo?
- 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,454 That you're going to put down some roots this year?
- 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,831 ‐ Yes. If the options are turning into a sack of slime
- 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,835 or learning how to like Earth, then I guess I'll have to give it a try.
- 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,503 ‐ Sounds like the Solar Opposites are going to be having
- 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:35,754 some fun this year!
- 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,172 ‐ And the fun will begin right now
- 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,132 as we watch all the Tom Clancy movies in order
- 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,467 starting with The Hunt For Red October!
- 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,011 ‐ What? No, those are grownup movies. Can't we watch John Wick?
- 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,638 ‐ No! I'm setting down roots the way I want,
- 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,890 and that means Jack Ryan and courtroom dramas.
- 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,977 ‐ Sorry, back up. Which Jack Wick movie are we watching?
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,353 ‐ It's Jack Ryan, dummy. Keep up.
- 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,355 ‐ Is this gonna be happening all the time now, Jesse?
- 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,148 ‐ You know I hate repeating myself!
- 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,441 [groans loudly]
- 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,526 ‐ My hand's cramping!
- 00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,237 ‐ Well, why don't you use that Talkboy you're so keen on tricking me with
- 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,572 and transcribe it later?
- 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,952 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
- 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,873 ‐ Mmm, I must say, Pupa. Nothing like a purple puff.
- 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,292 So her old man went for the bargain, just like we thought.
- 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,459 ‐ Mmm, yummy!
- 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,628 ‐ You're a cold‐hearted son of a bitch, Pupa.
- 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,880 Who's our next target?
- 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,756 The heir to the Popchips fortune?
- 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,842 Hell yes, let's fucking go.
- 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,302 [airplane whooshing]
- 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,889 ‐ Ooh, ma'am, that was final boarding. I have to close the door.
- 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:28,557 ‐ No! You can't!
- 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,100 My fiancé's coming.
- 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,561 [sniffles] I know he is. ‐ Mmm, yeah.
- 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:35,272 Let me take you to our section for people who were stood up by their loved ones.
- 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,277 ♪
- 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:44,990 ♪
- 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:50,078 ♪
- 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:54,583 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:59,087 ♪
- 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,916 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:00:11,466 --> 00:00:13,446 СЛАДОСТИ ДЖУЛИ
- 00:00:31,236 --> 00:00:33,126 НА НАШЕМ МЕСТЕ ЧЕРЕЗ 15 МИНУТ
- 00:00:40,326 --> 00:00:42,636 НЕ ВХОДИТЬ ПОВРЕЖДЕНО ПОТОПОМ
- 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:48,826 ПРОДАНО
- 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:13,536 БОЛЬНИЦА СВЯТОГО ДЖО
- 00:06:11,616 --> 00:06:14,596 СЦЕНАРИЙ БЫЛ НАПИСАН В 2009 ГОДУ
- 00:08:09,566 --> 00:08:13,006 САХАРНЫЕ КОЛЕЧКИ
- 00:10:20,656 --> 00:10:21,886 ЧИКАГО
- 00:12:52,886 --> 00:12:54,616 МАЛЬКОЛЬМ ГЛАДУЭЛЛ, «МОРГНИ»
- 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:58,446 МАЛЬКОЛЬМ ГЛАДУЭЛЛ «ЧТО СЪЕЛА СОБАКА И ДРУГИЕ ДИЕТЫ»
- 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,626 ЭДДИ СВИДЕТЕЛЬСТВО О РОЖДЕНИИ — ПОДЛИННИК
- 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:59,076 САХАРНЫЕ КОЛЕЧКИ
- 00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:02,116 КЭТИ
- 00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:11,376 КОРПОРАЦИЯ «КОЛЕЧКИ» ГЛАВНЫЙ ПРОИЗВОДИТЕЛЬ КОЛЕЧЕК С 1952 ГОДА
- 00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:21,216 МОРОЖЕНОЕ
- 00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:19,686 ДЕБРА ПОПЧИПС
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