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Edamame Duffle Bag
Сезон: 03Серия: 02
Описание
Корво решает отойти от своей инопланетной миссии и попробовать получить удовольствие от жизни на Земле. Он решает завести себе какое-нибудь обычное земное хобби, но такое, которым бы не увлекался Терри. В конечном итоге он сосредотачивается на железнодорожном моделизме. Репликанты спускаются внутрь Пупы, чтобы почистить его, так как он растолстел. В это время в Стене Шерри и Халк отправляются к правителю Тиму, чтобы разоблачить его, но оказывается, что тот тяжело болен.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,468 [groaning]
- 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:10,677 ‐ What the heck happened to you?
- 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,055 ‐ I was in a focus group for a new Funyons hard seltzer.
- 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,224 I have a killer hangover, and I keep coughing up salt,
- 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,142 so please everyone shut the fuck up.
- 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,062 ‐ Korvo! Korvo! Korvo! [marching band playing]
- 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,605 ‐ Aah!
- 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,523 ‐ Get out of here.
- 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,149 ‐ Were those gender reveal canons?
- 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,485 ‐ Yes, they were to reveal an all‐new Korvo!
- 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,820 Korvo's Second Act! 2 Fast 2 Korvo!
- 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,114 Now that I'm not focusing on the mission or fixing the ship,
- 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,407 I'm free to do whatever I want!
- 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,618 ‐ You're still hung up on that? We're not serialized.
- 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,078 Like that big, weird face on the wall?
- 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,080 We've never set that up. [metallic vocalizing]
- 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,748 ‐ Tell that to... my new robe!
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:40,916 ‐ Ooh, fashion!
- 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,585 ‐ Please, just, could you hold off on any big character changes
- 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,545 until my headache goes away?
- 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,464 ‐ Sure, I‐I‐I'll just sit here and think about ship repairs...
- 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,008 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Is what the old Korvo would have said.
- 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,719 New Korvo has to practice for a Stomp audition!
- 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,805 ‐ Aah! Aah! [clanging]
- 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,682 Aah!
- 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,643 Oh shit, there we go.
- 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,354 Nothing gets rid of a hangover like a big ol' dump.
- 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,272 [mewls]
- 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,191 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,235 until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,864 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa
- 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,574 and escaped into... the space,
- 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,326 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,955 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,665 That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,458 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,334 This is‐‐ this is my show.
- 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,878 I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,296 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,131 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,549 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,925 I don't‐‐ I don't understand hair.
- 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,553 Humans are always combing and creaming and fawning over their hair.
- 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,470 Hair sucks.
- 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,056 A nice smooth dome with blue dots on it is the ideal head.
- 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,185 ♪
- 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,606 [Pupa groans]
- 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,275 ‐ Damn, you look thicc, Pupa. What's the deal?
- 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,527 ‐ He gets all backed up with the stuff he eats off the ground.
- 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,905 Terry's supposed to clean him out, but he hates doing it.
- 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,199 Don't let him hear it's time or he'll hide in the crawlspace under the house.
- 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:56,491 [thud] ‐ We could do it.
- 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,869 Decluttering stuff is a passion of mine.
- 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,704 Like pottery or Korean hentai.
- 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:01,622 ‐ Great. It's all yours.
- 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,165 See if Terry's retainer is in there.
- 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,292 His teeth are starting to look like Justin drew them himself.
- 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,711 ‐ Whoa, hold on, cleaning out the Pupa isn't our job.
- 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:08,962 ‐ Well, I'm busy. ‐ With what?
- 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,881 ‐ Whatever da fuck I want.
- 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,591 ‐ Why the hell did you say we would do this?
- 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,134 I had big plans today.
- 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,637 I was gonna work on developing a notithible lithp
- 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,679 to impreth hot chickth.
- 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,973 ‐ Well, excuse me for caring about the Pupa.
- 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,767 Don't be a butthole, dickwad.
- 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,644 ‐ Whatever, let's just get this done.
- 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,562 TERRY: [muffled scream] There's a dead raccoon down here!
- 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,108 AISHA: Hey, Korvo, what do you want to fix today?
- 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,694 The xenon emitters are super fucked up.
- 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,239 ‐ I'm freeing myself from all that sci‐fi shit, Aisha.
- 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,157 I need to figure out something grounded.
- 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,534 AISHA: What, like getting a job?
- 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,577 ‐ Are there jobs that are fun, with no boss,
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,579 and, like, make you feel like you're doing something
- 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,288 even though you aren't?
- 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,289 AISHA: That's called a hobby.
- 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:47,918 Here's a list of the 7,000 most popular American hobbies.
- 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,045 ‐ Omit any that require a fifth grade education.
- 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,089 AISHA: None of them do. It's an American list.
- 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,215 ‐ Perfect.
- 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:58,262 ♪ pleasant music ♪
- 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:01,932 ♪
- 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,188 [sizzling] ‐ Ugh, negative again.
- 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,606 ‐ We'll just have to keep trying.
- 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,985 I really wish we could stop, it's so annoying, having sex all the time.
- 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,862 It's like a goddamn bang bus up in here.
- 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,281 ‐ Uh‐huh. I'm sure you're really put out.
- 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,533 I just have this hunch that we're destined to conceive
- 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,493 the first baby in the Wall.
- 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,661 Wouldn't that be cool?
- 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,705 ‐ Super cool.
- 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,666 And a couple of slabs of turkey jerky.
- 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,293 Wife wants me to up my protein.
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,919 ‐ Bit by the baby bug, huh?
- 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,963 Been getting that a lot these days.
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,006 ‐ I guess it's in the air.
- 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,300 ‐ Hey, it's the Cricket Killer!
- 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,926 [crowd cheering] ‐ On the house.
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:38,969 ‐ No, I can't.
- 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,930 ‐ You can do anything. You saved the Wall twice!
- 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,806 [chuckles]
- 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:43,932 [panting]
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,683 ‐ Wait up!
- 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,019 Hey, in my old life, I‐I worked at Best Buy.
- 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,980 But now instead of constantly lying and ripping people off,
- 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,064 I want to help them.
- 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,774 I want to be like you!
- 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,901 ‐ No, you don't! [man gasps]
- 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,069 Sorry. Soldier reflexes.
- 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,696 ‐ Ahhh! That was awesome!
- 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,823 I just got wall checked by a hero!
- 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,076 ♪ ethereal music ♪
- 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,038 ♪
- 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,540 ♪
- 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,667 ‐ Please tell me that's protein!
- 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,753 ‐ How long are we going to hide you in the back of this musty church?
- 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,463 ‐ It's just until we know Pezlie is safe.
- 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,839 ‐ I just wish I could tell Nova.
- 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,299 Newlyweds shouldn't have secrets.
- 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,842 ‐ The truth will come out soon enough.
- 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,512 Mm, oh my god, this is so good.
- 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:22,554 You're my hero!
- 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,972 ‐ Yeah, I get that a lot.
- 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,058 ‐ According to WebMD,
- 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,727 we have to jack his mouth open and climb inside.
- 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,354 ‐ How? We're not gonna fit in there!
- 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,897 I can hardly even fit in my jeans
- 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,815 since we learned how easy it is fry shrimp!
- 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,859 ‐ I don't know, the Pupa's mysterious.
- 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:36,693 You want to read it?
- 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,487 ‐ Reading's for narcs. Let's just do it.
- 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,240 You just keep watching TV and don't swallow us.
- 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,950 ‐ Paw Patrol!
- 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,909 Aah.
- 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:47,079 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:52,042 ♪
- 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,879 ‐ Oh, Cherie! What a beautiful child.
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,714 Jesse's light is shining on us.
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,634 ‐ This is Sister Sisto, my protege.
- 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,636 Our secrets are safe with her.
- 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,137 ‐ I signed an NDA in blood.
- 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,265 It was a blood orange Fresca, still legally binding.
- 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,393 ‐ I can't thank you enough for sheltering us for so long.
- 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,354 I just don't want anyone finding out about Pezlie, especially Tim.
- 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,940 ‐ Tim has lost his way.
- 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,150 The Bowinian church will protect you.
- 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,652 ‐ Hopefully, it'll be a short stay.
- 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,612 Tim's guards change shifts at midnight.
- 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,239 I'll walk right in, knock him out,
- 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,074 and have him back here before anyone knows he's gone.
- 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,286 ‐ And then his lies will be revealed to the rest of the Wall.
- 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,913 ‐ Exactly. I'll stay in disguise until we get to his inner chamber.
- 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,456 ‐ You know, I don't‐‐ I don't think you should come.
- 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,000 ‐ What the fuck are you talking about?
- 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,585 We've been preparing for this together.
- 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,796 ‐ You're emotionally invested. This requires a cool head and focus.
- 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,966 ‐ I need to see the look in Tim's eyes when he sees that I'm alive
- 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,468 and I'm exposing him for the fraud he is.
- 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,347 ‐ This is my new thing. I'm a hot sauce guy from now on.
- 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,016 Look at all these hilarious labels.
- 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,225 Ass Blastin' Hot?
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,853 [awkward laughter]
- 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,563 Doesn't get any better than that.
- 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:57,357 Feels good to finally have something that's all me.
- 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,818 ‐ Yee‐haw! I'm Tomatillo Terry.
- 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,903 KORVO: W‐w‐what are you doing here?
- 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,113 ‐ I'm always hot saucing on the weekend, my dude.
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,782 Yep, I've got the sixth most popular tomatillo in the county.
- 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,035 My sauce was featured on MasterChef: Behind Bars.
- 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,161 That's the one they film in prison.
- 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,371 Every recipe requires toilet water and shoe shine.
- 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,707 ‐ Dammit, I‐I don't want to share my hobby with you.
- 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,959 I want my own! [clattering]
- 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,463 ‐ Time to silently knit up in this bitch.
- 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,422 Agh! ‐ I heard on Twitter
- 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,424 that Bad Bunny has a cold, so I'm knitting him a snuggie!
- 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,717 ‐ I have never seen you knit!
- 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,428 ‐ Bullshit. I homespun you those Animal Crossing‐themed boot socks.
- 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,721 KORVO: Those were from Hot Topic!
- 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,097 ‐ We're doing a collab.
- 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,933 Ow, ow, oh my God!
- 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,976 Korvo, I think there are needles in my eyes!
- 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,520 Korvo? I can't see!
- 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,813 I feel like Duncan in that movie Prince of Thieves.
- 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,357 Do you remember that movie, Prince of Thieves?
- 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:41,818 The character of Duncan? Oh, they took his eyes. That's me now!
- 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,781 ‐ Yes, this is it. This is gonna be my jam, baby.
- 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,074 TERRY: Wheeee! ‐ Fuck!
- 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,659 ‐ Wheeee!
- 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,078 [Korvo sighs]
- 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,414 ‐ This one better work, or it's back to being myself.
- 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,458 [train whistle blows]
- 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,586 ‐ Is, uh, Terry here? Green alien? Super hot and moist?
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,921 Whimsical T‐shirts?
- 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,381 ‐ Nope, you're my first alien.
- 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,716 ‐ Yes! If another one comes in, tell him to fuck off.
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:05,634 Trains are mine!
- 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,220 ‐ I don't know, son. This ain't a hobby for the faint of heart.
- 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,137 ‐ I have three hearts.
- 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,765 ‐ It'll consume all your time, ostracize you from your friends,
- 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,517 and basically take over your life.
- 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,518 ‐ Alright, enough with the foreplay.
- 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,020 How much to get me into a miniature caboose today?
- 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,523 ‐ Is this some sort of competitive hobby thing
- 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,774 with your alien husband
- 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,403 or do you actually care about the locomotive arts?
- 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,905 ‐ I have unlimited budget and zero self‐control.
- 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,533 ‐ Cabooses are right over here!
- 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,870 [music playing on TV] [Pupa laughs]
- 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,247 [roaring laughter]
- 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,416 ‐ Wow, I guess Pupa's bigger on the inside?
- 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,585 A real biological marvel, this guy.
- 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,920 ‐ Agh, it smells like hotdog water.
- 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,464 ‐ Hotdog water never backs you up that bad.
- 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,799 What do you think he got into?
- 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,467 ‐ I don't know! I don't even want to be here.
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:51,013 ‐ Don't be a whiner, Yumyulack. We can leave when we're done.
- 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,973 Ugh, I got a waffle maker,
- 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,559 ugh, one of those blacklight Bob Marley posters,
- 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,769 and, oh, a koosh ball!
- 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,106 ‐ Yeah, I got a‐‐ I got a couple arms, some pogs,
- 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,693 a ton of forks, and so many dead gooblers.
- 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,279 Ugh! This is gonna take forever.
- 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,156 Thanks a lot for opening your dumb mouth.
- 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,991 ‐ Hey, come back, where are you going?
- 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,995 YUMYULACK: If we're stuck here, I wanna be as far from you as possible.
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,248 [growling softly]
- 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,794 ♪ foreboding music ♪
- 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:28,217 ♪
- 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,261 ‐ Hold it. That's the alarm system.
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,679 Gen 5 Furby.
- 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,598 Motion sensors better than the Pentagon's.
- 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,557 ‐ I got this.
- 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,102 [blows] ‐ One wrong step, that Gizmo triggers,
- 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,313 and Tim's guards will hear its moans and creepy phrases.
- 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,649 CHERIE: That's why we spent weeks practicing Capoeira.
- 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,816 Let's dance.
- 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,027 [blows]
- 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,031 ♪ electronica music ♪
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,242 ♪
- 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,223 ♪ electronica music continues ♪
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,767 ♪
- 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,110 [hooting]
- 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,904 ‐ And after passing the Atlanta Trap Music Museum,
- 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,199 the train takes five seconds to reach the Tyler Perry Studios.
- 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,493 ‐ Korvo, this is amazing train work.
- 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,329 You keep this up and you'll find yourself on the cover of Chugga!
- 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,747 KORVO: Ohh!
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,376 Aisha, have you seen my model Lululemon store?
- 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,294 AISHA: Damn, Korvo.
- 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:48,380 I just scanned your happiness rating, and it's an eight out of ten million.
- 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,465 That's the highest it's ever been. You okay?
- 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,510 ‐ It's simple: I'm a train man. I find bliss in the rails.
- 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,138 AISHA: Now that you have a hobby, let's get back to cleaning up
- 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,514 the xenon in my vents.
- 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,683 ‐ Yeah, right! I'm never fixing you again!
- 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,935 This is who I am now. Look at my conductor hat!
- 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,353 Ohh. My Lulu!
- 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,688 AISHA: Korvo! Get back here!
- 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,274 If you were a real basic bitch, you'd call it Lemon!
- 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,818 But I can't lie, that hat looked good.
- 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,363 ‐ Something's wrong. ‐ What a shithole.
- 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,365 At least Ringo kept it tidy up here.
- 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,617 ‐ It wasn't always like this.
- 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,743 ‐ Shh! I hear voices! [muffled argument]
- 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,119 ‐ Someone else is here. We should go.
- 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,621 ‐ No way. We've come too far.
- 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,705 ‐ Cherie! Dammit.
- 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,207 MAN: ...absolutely in the top ten best albums.
- 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:25,417 No, I'm not saying we remove any Beatles album.
- 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,586 Oh no, wait. Wait. We forgot about Kendrick Lamar.
- 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,378 [coughs]
- 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,465 [clears throat] Whoa, whoa, hey. You can't talk to me like that.
- 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,218 I'm the boss around here, and if I say Home Alone takes place
- 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:36,553 in the same cinematic universe as Curly Sue,
- 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,180 then that's what it's gotta be.
- 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,474 ‐ What the fuck is he doing? ‐ I don't know.
- 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,601 TIM: ...raw like this. You're my fuckin' boys.
- 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,144 ‐ You know those guys are dead.
- 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,022 ‐ Cherie? [coughs]
- 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:47,981 Cherie, is it really you?
- 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,400 ‐ Bet you didn't think you'd ever see this bad bitch again.
- 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,735 ‐ I see you all the time.
- 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,946 We have a standing date to do the crossword together.
- 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,156 Neapolitan, 10 across. Remember?
- 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,866 [coughs] You told me you were gonna get into jogging.
- 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,076 ‐ What are you talking about?
- 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,828 ‐ Hey, I'm sorry I killed you but, hey, now we're ghost friends,
- 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,248 just like Ethan and my Walldermen. Right, guys?
- 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,378 Hey, okay, enough sailor talk, there's a lady present.
- 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,338 ‐ Uhhh, he thinks I'm a ghost.
- 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,381 ‐ What does that even‐‐ ‐ Halk!
- 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,174 [coughs] Why are you a ghost?
- 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,593 Whoa. That's cool. I didn't even have to kill you.
- 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,054 You backed up my lie, the whole cricket thing, remember?
- 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,139 ‐ I'm not here to listen to your shit anymore.
- 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,392 ‐ Look at him. I think he's really sick.
- 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,811 ‐ Aw, man. Running out of teeth.
- 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,272 Oh, so thirsty. Gotta have a drink.
- 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,022 ‐ Wait a minute‐‐
- 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,524 ‐ Tim, what do you remember? [Tim mumbling]
- 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,441 How did I die?
- 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,068 ‐ Oh boy, here we go again.
- 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,404 She really loves to make me say it.
- 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,864 I betrayed you.
- 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,241 Stabbed you through with a toothpick cane because‐‐
- 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,994 [coughs] Because I wanted to rule the Wall.
- 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,745 And I've regretted it ever since.
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,583 Every single night, nightmares. I'm constantly having nightmares.
- 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,835 [coughs] ‐ What the hell happened to him?
- 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,086 ‐ I think I know. Look.
- 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,130 CHERIE: The Burger King glass?
- 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,508 ‐ Vintage 1983. Had the whole set when I was a kid.
- 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,801 They don't sell 'em anymore.
- 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,262 ‐ So? Glass can't make you sick. ‐ Not the glass.
- 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,389 The paint. It's lead, made in China.
- 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,183 Poison to the touch, they had to recall them
- 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,350 'cause they made kids sick.
- 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,476 Real‐size kids.
- 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,270 Tim's only a jelly bean and a half tall.
- 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,606 ‐ Jesus, he's been drinking out of it for at least a year.
- 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,816 Cooked his backstabbing little brain.
- 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,484 He'll be dead in a week. ‐ Perfect.
- 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,403 Let's get out of here. He did our job for us.
- 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,362 ‐ We still have to kidnap him.
- 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,031 ‐ What? This is what we wanted!
- 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,699 ‐ No! I want justice.
- 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,118 ‐ Cherie, come on, take a win when you're handed one.
- 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,163 ‐ I want him fully cognizant when we expose his ass
- 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,289 or no one will believe us.
- 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,708 Give me the edamame pod. I'll smuggle him out myself.
- 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,336 ‐ I'm not helping you save him. The whole point was to take him out.
- 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,670 ‐ Halk, don't make me do this.
- 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,424 If we don't expose the lies, this will keep happening!
- 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:40,511 [Cherie yells]
- 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,515 Pezlie needs to live in a Wall based on truth.
- 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,934 Not on his lies and not on yours.
- 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,561 ‐ [sighs] You're right.
- 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,939 ‐ Congratulations on growing a conscience.
- 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,984 ‐ Hey, guys, check out this tiny Lulu‐‐
- 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,444 Terry? ‐ Oh hey, K‐dog.
- 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,447 Check this out. And feel free to video it so you can do it at home.
- 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,033 Choo‐choo, motha fuckers!
- 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,576 ‐ Holy shit! ‐ Damn, this guy's cool.
- 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,037 ‐ No, no. He hates model trains!
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,374 ‐ Really? 'Cause Terry was just pitching us his model town idea.
- 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,416 ‐ You know Candyland, right?
- 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,461 Picture, like, mountains of Lemonheads and train tracks of candy cigarettes!
- 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,213 ‐ That's stupid! And it's not realistic.
- 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,340 It's as basic as a Christmas gingerbread house.
- 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,968 ‐ We've been encouraging Terry to get into model trains.
- 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,886 The more the merrier, right? ‐ The more the shittier!
- 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,054 ‐ Aw, come on, Korvo.
- 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,265 Nothing gets me going like a hobby with a magazine.
- 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,183 Makes me want to do‐‐ ‐ Don't you segue into a montage‐‐
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,309 ‐ A montage!
- 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:33,230 ♪ electronica music ♪
- 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:37,651 ♪
- 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,913 Mm, mm, mm. ‐ What do you think you're doing?
- 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,332 ‐ Judge Dredd's on vacation from Mega‐City One.
- 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,834 Just a li'l gift from me to you.
- 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,171 ‐ Dystopian law enforcement officers don't fit in with my motif.
- 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,672 ‐ What about the White Hen Pantry I added?
- 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,341 It's a regional Chicago option for when 7‐Eleven is too classy.
- 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,718 ‐ Would you get that crap outta here!
- 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,469 My town is too bougie for a White Hen.
- 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,847 ‐ They've got unbeatable deals on individual Kraft singles.
- 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,973 Not packaged for retail,
- 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,933 but that's not gonna stop the Hen, you know what I'm sayin'?
- 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,060 ‐ No, I don't know what you're sayin', Terry!
- 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,437 I‐I hate you! You're ruining everything!
- 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,605 ‐ But we're just having fun!
- 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,190 ‐ It's not fun! It's my life!
- 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,191 [slams door]
- 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,026 [crackling]
- 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,235 [hammering]
- 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,403 [rattling]
- 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,031 [whooshing]
- 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,910 Thinks he can take trains from me. I'll show him. I'll show them all.
- 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,705 [eating noisily]
- 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,956 [rumbling, clattering]
- 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,374 ‐ Babe? That you?
- 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,877 Uh, what the hell?
- 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,379 ♪ eerie music ♪
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,717 Korvo? Did you move the house? KORVO: No!
- 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,385 I invented a model train ray.
- 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,639 It makes trains, towns, and rails all at slightly larger than scale!
- 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:49,556 [horn toots]
- 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,894 ‐ Wow, K. This model is spectacular.
- 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,603 [horn toots]
- 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,355 [train horn blares]
- 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,149 ‐ Ooh, look out, here comes the 9:15!
- 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,319 ‐ The fuck? It's huge! Where does it even go?
- 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:05,489 ‐ It's exactly 1.2:1 scale of an actual train,
- 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,700 and it goes... across the whole continent!
- 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,663 [evil laughter]
- 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,422 [horn tooting] [laser zapping]
- 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,591 [evil laughter]
- 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,138 [tires squealing]
- 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,931 OFFICER: What the hell?
- 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,016 Someone told me the huge, destructive train
- 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,769 was coming from the alien house, but I didn't want to believe it.
- 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729 ‐ We're getting calls from all over the country.
- 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,690 You can't just put rails wherever you want!
- 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,275 ‐ Fuck you! Trains for life!
- 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,944 [horn blaring]
- 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,906 ‐ He gave us no choice. We're gonna have to kill him.
- 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,784 Okay, boys, turn those body cams off!
- 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,078 [sirens blaring] ‐ Oh no, Korvo!
- 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,124 [sirens blaring]
- 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,293 [gunshots]
- 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,757 ‐ Ah! Huh!
- 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,092 ‐ Train check, bitch! [horn toots]
- 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,178 ‐ That's breaking the rules! No real trains allowed!
- 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,846 ‐ I'm trying to save you, you stupid man.
- 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:11,680 ‐ Save this!
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,307 [squealing]
- 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,266 [Terry groans]
- 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,144 You'll never win this, Terry! My train makes its own rails.
- 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,228 [metallic creaking]
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,147 [siren blaring]
- 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,359 ‐ Ahh!
- 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,986 Watch out for the mountain!
- 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,907 ‐ You just broke my plastic mountain, asshole!
- 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:30,866 That was expensive!
- 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,409 ‐ Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, ese?
- 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,911 ‐ I'm going to Tokyo drift!
- 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,288 TERRY: Crap, crap, crap! Don't hit me!
- 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,332 [evil laughter] [Terry screaming]
- 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,462 ‐ Nooooo!
- 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,464 [squealing]
- 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,677 ‐ Grab my hand like they did in True Lies.
- 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,346 ‐ Why wouldn't you say, "Like in Cliffhanger"?
- 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,972 You know I love that movie. ‐ Yeah, but I don't!
- 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,308 Jon Lithgow as the villain, no, thank you!
- 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,438 Well, that's the end of trains.
- 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,649 How about you start a blog or find some room for Christ
- 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:04,858 in your faithless, shallow life?
- 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,319 ‐ You can't take away my hobby if I am the hobby!
- 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,197 ‐ Easy there, Korvo. That ray makes plastic libraries.
- 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,282 ‐ And now it will make me a god!
- 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:12,950 [horn toots]
- 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,411 ‐ Holy shit,
- 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:21,708 a 1929 CCR double XL triple steam liner!
- 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,709 [metallic creaking]
- 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,295 [Korvo laughing]
- 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,172 [steam hissing]
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,341 [train horn blaring]
- 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,096 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,515 [laughter continues]
- 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:40,853 ♪
- 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:48,277 [panting]
- 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,946 ‐ Stop that, get off of me. I‐I‐I'm happy as a train!
- 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,241 ‐ Hell yes! Ethan Hunt over here!
- 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,493 Mission: Possible, baby! Wait, I can do it better.
- 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,578 [grunts]
- 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,706 Ah crap, that was worse. I gotta try again.
- 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,040 Don't have much time. [grunts]
- 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,459 ♪ jazz music playing on TV ♪
- 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:10,382 ‐ Hey. A stub from when we saw Gotti in IMAX 3D.
- 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,718 Remember how Travolta's wig popped right out of the screen?
- 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,928 ‐ Aw, that movie sucked butts.
- 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,096 Pupa ate that, huh?
- 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,306 ‐ I guess he's not picky.
- 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,766 [both laugh]
- 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,936 Sorry if I was being a biatch earlier. I just‐‐
- 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,981 [screaming]
- 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,359 ‐ [gasps] Yumyulack? Yumyulack?
- 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,485 [inhales deeply]
- 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,574 [Yumyulack gasps] Oh no, it's, it's, it's a‐‐
- 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:36,742 YUMYULACK: A javelina!
- 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,784 [growls]
- 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,495 ‐ We gotta get to the mouth!
- 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,164 ‐ Gah, Javelina!
- 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:42,915 JESSE: Ha!
- 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,583 [squeals]
- 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,295 [gasps] I recognize this bite pattern.
- 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,214 That's the shape of Terry's retainer.
- 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,466 The Javelina must be wearing it.
- 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,052 ‐ But why? Javelinas are famous for eschewing dental hygiene.
- 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:58,096 ‐ Aw, he must be stressed out and grinding his teeth.
- 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,016 ‐ I mean, who wouldn't be when they live inside the Pupa?
- 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,144 [grunting]
- 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,146 ‐ Ow! [gasps]
- 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,106 Okay, Terry, time to be the hero.
- 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,192 Just stay focused and‐‐ What the fuck?
- 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,237 Oh, a framed fuckin' photo of Polar Express Tom Hanks but none of me?
- 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,864 Goddammit, Terry, stay on point. It's time to stop this train.
- 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,909 Stickers? No! No!
- 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,578 They're all stickers? Oh my God!
- 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,288 KORVO THE TRAIN: I'm still a model, you dumbass!
- 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,665 You better get out of me right now.
- 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,834 I'm going to end it all by crashing into Union Station
- 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:27,876 just like in Silver Streak.
- 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,336 ‐ But you'll die and I will too.
- 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,004 And all the chains at Union Station.
- 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,174 The Dunkin Donuts and the Jared's Jeweler‐‐ Jewelry store.
- 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,510 ‐ But if I don't have my hobby, what‐what am I?
- 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,428 Without trains, I might as well be dead.
- 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,138 ‐ Korvo, you aren't what you do.
- 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,890 You're who you love. And that's me.
- 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,392 ‐ But you have all your own hobbies.
- 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,519 ‐ And I wanted to share them with you, you fool.
- 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,813 Why do you think I started train‐ing in the first place?
- 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:48,897 So we could do it together.
- 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,399 ‐ Really? Together?
- 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,442 You mean we can be like Stan and Barb from down the block
- 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,194 that started that homemade candle company together?
- 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,071 ‐ Yes! But not as desperate and lame as them
- 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,865 because we don't have their debt problems.
- 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,325 ‐ Thank you, Terry. That's all I needed to hear.
- 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,160 I... I will stop being a train.
- 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,620 ‐ Alright! Woo!
- 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,997 [sobbing]
- 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,082 Wait, why aren't you slowing down? ‐ I'm a long‐ass train.
- 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,251 It takes like ten minutes to come to a stop.
- 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,837 My‐my‐my brakes are a little rusty. And I'm dehydrated.
- 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,339 ‐ Alright, okay. It just doesn't seem any slower.
- 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,216 ‐ You try slowing down with this big of a caboose.
- 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,926 ‐ Ugh, trains are so dorky.
- 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,095 Cool things stop fast! Like motorcycles.
- 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,472 Maybe become a motorcycle next time. Think about that.
- 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,433 KORVO THE TRAIN: What? Is saving my life boring to you?
- 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,226 You want me to still Silver Streak? TERRY: No.
- 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,394 KORVO THE TRAIN: Yeah, that's what I thought.
- 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,229 TERRY: Stupid trains. I'm over it. KORVO THE TRAIN: Hey!
- 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:35,485 FURBY: Ooo‐aaa. Feed Me! Tell me a joke!
- 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,822 ‐ Hey! Where are you going with that?
- 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,324 ‐ Uhhh‐‐
- 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,952 ‐ You're supposed to be in that edamame line over there.
- 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:50,083 ♪ tense music ♪
- 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,838 ♪
- 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,758 [gasps] ‐ Sister! We have him but‐‐
- 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,678 ‐ He looks like he has lead poisoning from some kind of fast food novelty glass.
- 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,513 ‐ She's good.
- 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:03,722 SISTER SISTO: I can nurse him back to health.
- 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,641 Everyone! It's a Code Red!
- 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,060 ‐ You hear that, Pezlie? We did it.
- 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,896 From now on, this will be a wall of truth.
- 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,189 [giggles]
- 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,775 [both grunt] [Javelina squeals]
- 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,070 ‐ Let's get you some help, little fella!
- 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,071 [muffled squealing]
- 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,114 ‐ This javelina needs a mouth guard.
- 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,616 He's been grinding his teeth, see?
- 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,410 ‐ Dude, why would we be here if we didn't already know that?
- 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:26,703 [squealing]
- 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,915 ‐ Go on, Javelina. Go where the javelinas go.
- 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:33,293 Be free out in the woods, doing javelina things.
- 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,796 ‐ We'll text you a reminder for your six‐month checkup!
- 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,382 ‐ See? When we work together, we can do anything.
- 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:39,967 ‐ Sorry I was a dick back in the Pupa.
- 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,970 ‐ I'm sorry too. But, hey, we both got retainers out of it.
- 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:46,306 And next time, we'll crawl under the house before Terry does.
- 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,975 Ech. ‐ Aagh.
- 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,478 ‐ Hey, good job cleaning out the Pupes. He's in a much better mood.
- 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,397 ‐ Hmm. He had a javelina in him.
- 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:54,314 ‐ What? ‐ Javelina.
- 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,816 Inside the Pupa, it had your mouth guard?
- 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:57,901 ‐ Yeah, right. The Pupa's javelina died last year
- 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,736 from accidentally eating some rat poison.
- 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,071 ‐ But that means‐‐
- 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,574 ♪ angelic music ♪
- 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:04,908 [grunts]
- 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,994 ♪
- 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:07,911 [squeals]
- 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,289 BOTH: It was a ghost!
- 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:12,374 KORVO: That's stupid, there's no such thing as ghosts.
- 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,169 ‐ Um, yes, there is, we took one to the periodontist today.
- 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,255 ‐ Why would you not believe in ghosts? You're a train.
- 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:21,175 ‐ I'm only a train because I lost my model ray somewhere in Nevada.
- 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:23,886 I'm reverting back to normal. It's just going to take a while.
- 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,641 ‐ Sorry you don't have a hobby anymore, Korvo.
- 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,477 ‐ It's okay. Terry and I are going to do a hobby together.
- 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,353 ‐ Yay!
- 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,397 And you promised you would make a real effort to like it.
- 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,233 ‐ Yes. Once my body is back. I promise to like it.
- 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,651 W‐what did you have in mind?
- 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,239 ‐ This is my all‐time favorite hobby.
- 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,450 ‐ What is? I‐I can't see what's at the front of the line.
- 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,285 ‐ No, this. We're doing it. ‐ Doing what?
- 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:50,287 ‐ Standing in line, it's my favorite hobby.
- 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,373 ‐ What we're doing right now is it? Y‐y‐you love waiting in lines?
- 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,750 ‐ You promised to try! ‐ I know I did!
- 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,626 ‐ Korvo! ‐ Whatever.
- 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,086 It's just a dumb line. I‐I‐I'll give it a chance.
- 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,047 ‐ Yeah! Line time, baby!
- 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,089 ♪ dramatic theme ♪
- 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,299 ‐ This is so stupid.
- 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:06,094 ♪
- 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,263 How long are we supposed to stand in this line anyway?
- 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:12,726 ♪
- 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,394 Wow, w‐we're still here.
- 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,104 ♪
- 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,856 Huh, I thought once the credits started,
- 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:19,608 we'd crash to black and be out of here.
- 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:24,404 ♪
- 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,281 You know what, once the production cards hit,
- 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,450 we'll be on to the next episode and this will be done.
- 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:32,371 ♪
- 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:36,625 ♪
- 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,876 Just a little bit longer.
- 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,879 ♪
- 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,926 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:01:19,486 --> 00:01:37,796 ПРОДАНО
- 00:03:25,116 --> 00:03:26,326 «МЯСО»
- 00:05:18,936 --> 00:05:20,566 ВЕРХНИЙ УРОВЕНЬ СТЕНЫ
- 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:49,066 ЛЯГУШАЧЬИ ГОНКИ КОЛЛЕКЦИОНИРОВАНИЕ ЛОЖЕК
- 00:06:49,066 --> 00:06:50,986 ОЦЕНИВАТЬ ПОРНО РАЗВОДИТЬ ПРОДЮСЕРОВ HULU
- 00:09:12,006 --> 00:09:13,466 ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ МОДЕЛЕК ПОЕЗДОВ
- 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,086 ПОЕЗДА
- 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:17,636 ПОЕЗДАТЫЙ ДЕНЬ
- 00:09:39,276 --> 00:09:41,286 «ЧУЧУХ» ПОЕЗДАТЫЙ ЭНТУЗИАСТ
- 00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:43,416 ТОРМОЗ
- 00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:07,646 РЕЖИМ ДИОРАМЫ РЕЖИМ ПОЕЗДА
- 00:17:37,546 --> 00:17:38,466 УСКОРЕНИЕ
- 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:19,686 ПАРОДОНТОЛОГ
- 00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:27,376 ПАРИКМАХЕР
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