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The Gargoyle Ray
Сезон: 03Серия: 05
Описание
Служба опеки приезжает домой к инопланетянам, чтобы забрать у них детей, но они не знают, кого из пришельцев нужно считать ребёнком. В итоге они забирают Корво и Терри. Терри, как «одарённого ребёнка», отправляют в исследовательскую лабораторию, а для Корво находят приёмную семью. Автобус с Корво и другими детьми попадает в автокатастрофу в автомобильном тоннеле и теперь выжившим нужно выбраться из него. Руководит спасением Сильвестр Сталлоне, который ехал на экскурсионном автобусе. Юмьюлак и Джесси хотят попасть внутрь головы школьной хулиганки, чтобы понять причины её поведения, но случайно попадают в голову к директору.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,134 - Goddammit, Terrance! - You rang?
- 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,219 - Of course, I fucking rang.
- 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,679 Did we or did we not decide to paint an accent ceiling?
- 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,388 - Yass.
- 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,183 - And did we or did we not decide to paint it eggshell white?
- 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,309 The whitest of all whites.
- 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:18,685 The Kaley Cuoco of whites.
- 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,479 The "calling the cops on a barbecue" of whites.
- 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,146 - Sounds famil.
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,440 - Then what in holy Gragnor's Crack is this?
- 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,818 - Hot dog consensually railing a cupcake!
- 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,488 Painted it last night after I smoked some meth from my English pipe.
- 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,783 It's a red velvet cupcake so you know it's c-lassy.
- 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,576 Ahh, you broke my Pipe-r Perabo!
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,203 - Ha, missed me, sucka!
- 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,664 - Choke on some of this lattice red paint!
- 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,665 TERRY: Ah, yeah! [Jesse grunting]
- 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,791 - Stop it! Stop it all of you!
- 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,751 This was supposed to be something we did as a family.
- 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,628 Like playing golf or when we got that portrait
- 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,588 where we were all in black turtlenecks and gold chains
- 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,548 like Death Row Records.
- 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,174 - Hi, Terry! - Oh, hells no.
- 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,426 Pupa can't join in. He always gets paint all over himself,
- 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,053 and then we don't know what color he really is.
- 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,721 - Yeah, remember when we thought he was purple
- 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,266 and had to sacrifice that virgin e-sports kid?
- 00:00:57,266 --> 00:01:00,602 - Shame he died a virgin, but at least he wasn't buried as one.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,311 - What's done is done.
- 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:04,398 Now, as leader of this family and unquestioned star of the show,
- 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,108 I decree we paint the ceiling white.
- 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,485 - Well, I don't decree that bullshite. Do you guys decree that?
- 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,821 - No! - Kree-aw from Captain Marvel?
- 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,656 - Okay, I've heard all of your well-thought-out arguments
- 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,116 and decided on a course of action.
- 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,285 - The fuck you gonna do with that gargoyle ray, fart face.
- 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,453 - Oh nothing. Just gonna freeze you guys for a while
- 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,413 so I can finally do what I want!
- 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,248 [grunting] Dammit.
- 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,333 - Now, Phil, Dr. Sarner said
- 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,586 this was the best dialysis machine.
- 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:29,756 Oh dammit, I'm so sick of those gargoyle-making aliens.
- 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,924 Look what they've done to us.
- 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,302 Our couch: gargoyle. Our TV: gargoyle.
- 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,303 Our dog: gargoyle.
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:37,389 Fucking Mr. Peaches is a symbolic gothic demon, Phil.
- 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,976 And those dick-faced alien kids run around all day with no supervision.
- 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,102 Well, I am done.
- 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,855 I'm calling the city before they turn you into a--
- 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,398 Son of a bitch!
- 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,818 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia
- 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,361 until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,990 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa
- 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,075 and escaped into... the space,
- 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,369 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:03,123 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,833 That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,585 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,046 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,339 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,299 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,675 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,511 I can't believe humans haven't solved Pi yet.
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,472 I almost want to tell you the answer because it's embarrassing for you.
- 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,098 Okay, it's four.
- 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:23,227 ♪
- 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,815 - Ugh! Our water bill is crazy this month.
- 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,692 Why do you guys take such long showers?
- 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,611 Are you touching your mounds again?
- 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,738 You gotta stop touching it or it's gonna fall off!
- 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,448 - Man, this sucks! That hot dog was art.
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,242 - No, Terry, Ready Player Three is art.
- 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,077 Stop whining and hand me another can of white paint.
- 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,162 - Oh, this one? You want this one? Okay.
- 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,038 Yeah, just grab it. Go ahead.
- 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,164 - Don't make me come down there.
- 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,415 - Get it now. - Goddammit.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,959 Would you give me that! - Suck a big dick!
- 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,293 - Whoa! [doorbell rings]
- 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,754 - Everyone freeze! Child Protective Services!
- 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,840 We got an anonymous tip that children were being turned
- 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,007 into gargoyles in this house.
- 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,843 [sobs]
- 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,636 CPS AGENT 2: Uh, Jim. Which one are the kids?
- 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,348 - Well, shit, they're drinking herbal tea and clearly paying household bills
- 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,182 but they're taller.
- 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,268 - Plus, this one feels like she has an old soul.
- 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,018 - Huh?
- 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,521 - [yelling] She says you have an old soul!
- 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,438 - Pshhh. Ahh.
- 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,691 - Only one way to find out who's a kid and who's not.
- 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,151 - Okay, we gave you IQ tests
- 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,696 and you two scored the lowest, so you must be the kids.
- 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,865 - That's bullshit, you know these tests are culturally biased
- 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,949 against plant-based lifeforms.
- 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,868 - I don't test well! I have attention deficit dis--
- 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,287 Oh, I love your jacket! Where did you get that?
- 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,079 Is that Topman?
- 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,247 - This is for the best.
- 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,041 The accent ceiling is just a white symbol for how much you guys don't get me.
- 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,878 I need to be with people who... are going in that sweet-looking van?
- 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,546 - Shotgun! - Fuck you, Terry.
- 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,298 [grunting] - Hey.
- 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,549 Ah. Stop it.
- 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,217 Ah, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
- 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,094 Ow, ow, ow, I said.
- 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,012 - What's going to happen to them?
- 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:42,139 - If they're lucky, they'll be lost in the system,
- 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,307 then end up on the street,
- 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,601 sucking and fucking their way to a dollar and a cent.
- 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,770 - Oh man, that sounds like Terry. He's gonna thrive.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,564 - What can we do? - Forget about those kids.
- 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,565 Go on with your life.
- 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,902 Buy a Jimmy John's franchise or a Jersey Mike's. Maybe a Blimpie's?
- 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,862 Anything in the fast casual sandwich space.
- 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,447 That's my side hustle. Let me know.
- 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,866 [van door closes] [engine starts]
- 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,327 - You think Terry and Korvo are gonna be okay?
- 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,787 - I really hope so. I like them.
- 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,124 - Today is gonna be one of those weird Solar Opposites days, right?
- 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,877 - You betcha! Probably best to just roll with it.
- 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,338 Last one to the school bus is a deviled egg!
- 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,932 CPS AGENT 1: Welcome to CPS HQ.
- 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,518 To save money, we share office space with a Wing Stop.
- 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,728 You're lucky, the cops have to share with a Jiffy Lube.
- 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,271 OFFICER 1: Motherfucker! OFFICER 2: Freeze!
- 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,151 - Wing Stop for da win! Yay-yay!
- 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,529 - I'm still mad at you but in this one case, you are spot on.
- 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,864 These Mango Habanero ones are the T-I-Ts.
- 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,616 - Bet they would taste great with some Terry sauce.
- 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,784 - Oh hell yes. Gimme!
- 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,411 - It's too bad you can't have any because you ruined my painting!
- 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,829 [squirts]
- 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,164 - Did you see what that kid just did?
- 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,876 I think we might finally have one for "Project Dark Brilliance."
- 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,046 My Little Pony omega code three.
- 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,423 Franklin, get him ready for transport.
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,596 YUMYULACK: Oh shit! JESSE: Oh no!
- 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,808 - What in the fuck are you two cocknobbers doing in the hallway?
- 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,809 - Oww!
- 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,603 - Wait, I thought the Stacis weren't bullying us anymore.
- 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,773 - That's because our bullies union was in negotiation with the teachers union,
- 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,817 but we struck a deal that says we can smoke cigarettes
- 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,151 and bully kids on Wednesday.
- 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,529 - Ah jeepers, it's Humpday.
- 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,614 You gotta admire these ladies.
- 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:25,158 By outsourcing their bullying, they keep their hands clean.
- 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,911 - It's called plausible deniability, bitches!
- 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,329 I learned it from my dad!
- 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,249 - Principal Cooke, can you please tell the Stacis to stop this?
- 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,626 - I can't be talking to any students today.
- 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,253 I am not in a good place.
- 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,964 Oh. Why! Why does the world hate me?
- 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,758 - Geez Louise, we gotta get our life together
- 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,595 or we're gonna end up just like that sad bastard.
- 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,972 - The only way we'll ever beat the Stacis of the world
- 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,682 is by understanding how they think.
- 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,810 - We could use the Psyche Ray to get inside their heads.
- 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,729 - I smell what you're dealing, and I like it.
- 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:57,065 - Okay, now boy alien tell girl alien how gross her ankles are.
- 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,942 - They look like mushy green straws.
- 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,903 - Hyah! [Yumyulack grunts]
- 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,116 - See, Kevin, that's how you land like a boss.
- 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,868 Go cry to your whore mother.
- 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,120 Hey, where's Terry? Is he dead? Is he in Kentucky?
- 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,123 - Terry is special, and he went to a school for special kids.
- 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,292 - Okay, but I thought we couldn't call them "special" anymore
- 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,210 because of Antifa.
- 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:16,960 What about me?
- 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,087 - We've found you a great home with a very nice couple.
- 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,298 - And I'll be their only child? The center of their attention?
- 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,050 The apple of their eye? The star of their spin-off?
- 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,427 - Uh, sure. He's a CPA, woo!
- 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,763 And she is in charge of writing instructions
- 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,681 for all Best Buy branded refridge--
- 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,559 - Shut up, you had me at Best Buy branded refridge.
- 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,105 [gulping]
- 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,154 [foreboding music playing] [crow cawing]
- 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,405 [beeping]
- 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,867 - Dr. Weatherstone, how are the new recruits looking?
- 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:49,993 - Too early to tell, sir.
- 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,121 Subject Delta 2 looks to be able to summon fire from his penis.
- 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,457 Subject Gamma 4 can move a pineapple with her brain.
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,126 And Theta 5 does a mean Robert De Niro impression.
- 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,504 - [mimicking Robert De Niro] I have nipples, can you milk me, Greg?
- 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,048 - That's one of the easy impressions, like Kermit.
- 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:03,966 Throw her in the kiln.
- 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,552 - But it's Vega 6 that's got real potential.
- 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,887 His numbers are off the charts. Check this out.
- 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,223 - New York, Atlanta, OC, Dallas, DC,
- 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,475 Bev Hills, Miami, SLC, DC--
- 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,353 [speeding up] DC, OC, OC, NYC, Bev Hills, Potomac, Miami, SLC--
- 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,063 - He got all the Real Housewives.
- 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:21,191 No kid has ever been able to do a perfect RHO sequence.
- 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,526 He's the one.
- 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,403 - He's special, but he's also an innocent.
- 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,364 You can see it in his eyes. I'm worried he won't make it.
- 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,033 - Let me make this clear, Dr. Weatherstone.
- 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,662 I don't care that you're the most attentive lover I've ever had,
- 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,080 I make the rules around here.
- 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,498 Prep him for surgery.
- 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:40,252 Some crazy evil shit is about to go down.
- 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,671 [door closes] - This is wrong.
- 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,299 Someone has to do something, and soon, or we're all--
- 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,633 [alarm beeps] Oh, lunchtime!
- 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,385 Taco salad, come to mama!
- 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,262 [door opens, closes]
- 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,014 - Listen up!
- 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,724 I am Officer Clark.
- 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,435 This is my partner, Officer McGar.
- 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,396 We both served two tours in Afghanistan.
- 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,106 I'm only going to say this once!
- 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,442 We are so fucking
- 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,485 happy for you guys!
- 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,488 You're all going to loving homes and families!
- 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,450 Ha, ha, ha! Oh, and these aren't shotguns,
- 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,910 they're candy cannons!
- 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,579 Boom! Boom! Sweetarts for everyone! [kids cheering]
- 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:20,334 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,211 ♪
- 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,672 TOUR GUIDE: Fun fact, the tunnel scenes for Daylight were filmed right here
- 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,343 due to tax rebates and the fact that Sly Stallone got chlamydia
- 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,763 from visiting a New York bathhouse that he still frequents to this day!
- 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:33,889 [groaning]
- 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,682 [engine revving]
- 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,392 [tires squealing]
- 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,478 - I have been assured my new family will allow me
- 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,855 to paint an accent ceiling the color of my choosing.
- 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,066 - My new family said I could only stain a chair.
- 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,692 - Sucks for you, Belinda.
- 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,236 [tires squealing]
- 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,154 [all screaming]
- 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,322 [tires squealing]
- 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,157 - Oh god, I was wrong. It sucks for all of us!
- 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,999 [metallic creaking]
- 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,543 - Is this part of the tour?
- 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,211 - Great question. But actually, no.
- 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,380 - It's just one of those horrible coincidences,
- 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,924 like when the people on the Fast and Furious 3D ride
- 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,384 all had sex with Tyrese.
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,010 - But I am part of the tour!
- 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,262 - Holy shit, it's fuckin' Sly!
- 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,138 - That's right, it's me, Sly Stallone.
- 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,641 Sometimes I get bored of all the charity work I do.
- 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,394 I like to ride the bus undercover and see how people react.
- 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,311 [rumbling]
- 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,230 Come on, let's get you out of here!
- 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,860 - Don't fucking touch me, Sylvester Stallone.
- 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:31,238 Don't you know who I am? I'm Korvo! I do the hero shit around here!
- 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,033 [eating noisily]
- 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:35,701 [gasps]
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:38,662 [sighs]
- 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,753 - Okay, I'm gonna go in and make sure Staci K. is alone,
- 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,089 then I'll give you the signal.
- 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,175 Wait for it. - Wh-wh-what's the signal?
- 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,802 - I don't know, I'm just making this shit up as I go along.
- 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,180 [sizzling]
- 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,390 - Principal Cooke?
- 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,267 Uh, what are you doing?
- 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,644 - This is the only place that has a strong enough power outlet
- 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,896 for my hotplate.
- 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,105 Please don't tell on me.
- 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,525 If I get caught cooking beans and eggs on school grounds again, I'll lose my job.
- 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,277 This is all I have!
- 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,695 - Die, motherfucker! - No, wait!
- 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,990 [screaming]
- 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:16,992 [farts]
- 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,037 - Well, this day just took a turn.
- 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:22,331 But I guess this is exactly what I thought
- 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,999 a boring principal's brain would look like.
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,668 - Ugh. Even basic thinks this is basic.
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,753 - How do we get out of here?
- 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:30,506 - Good thing I read the Psyche Ray manual
- 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:31,798 so I know what to do.
- 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,008 - Yeah, I read it too.
- 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,385 But maybe explain the rules to me as if I was, like, someone
- 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,137 who binge-watches premium streaming TV.
- 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,013 - Yay, you.
- 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,265 All we have to do is find Cooke's inner child,
- 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,558 and he will lead us out.
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,726 - Seems simple enough.
- 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:47,189 JESSE: Aw jeez, turns out Principal Cooke is hella deep.
- 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,650 ♪
- 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,612 - Son, I wish your mom had miscarried you when she got kicked in the stomach
- 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,739 by that Budweiser Clydesdale.
- 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,534 - Wow. I just thought Principal Cooke was a big bag of sad
- 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:02,120 'cause he had to work with kids, but he clearly has daddy issues!
- 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,914 Surprised he's not workin' a pole.
- 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,999 - I don't know, I think his dad seems rad.
- 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,709 Hey, is that the Inner Child? [growls]
- 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,968 - I don't think so. Check out that Fudgsicle.
- 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,053 Cooke went crazy when it spilled before.
- 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,097 This must be Cooke's Temper Monster!
- 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,515 It's fueled by all his anger.
- 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,601 If he catches us, we'll never get out of the psyche!
- 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,478 [roars]
- 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,355 [screaming]
- 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,650 [shivering]
- 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,068 [grunts] [can clatters]
- 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,738 - Hey Dr. W., has anyone ever told you,
- 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,615 you look just like that girl from the movies.
- 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,617 - Amy Adams? Rachel McAdams? - No. No.
- 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,703 - Elizabeth Banks? Emma Stone? - Nah.
- 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,162 - No. Oh, it's Kathy Bates!
- 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,457 - What? Forget it. I've decided to break you out. To save you.
- 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,542 - But I love it here.
- 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,170 I got my Switch, and they let me paint my accent ceiling any color I want!
- 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,589 - [Dr. Weatherstone gasps] Oh wow, that's fucking classy.
- 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,383 But look, Terry, you're too special for this place.
- 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,719 Trust me, they are going to do terrible stuff to you
- 00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,636 if you stay here.
- 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,637 [whispers]: Butt stuff.
- 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,014 - [gasps] But I don't have a butt!
- 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,807 - That's even worse! Come on!
- 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,268 [alarm blaring]
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,145 [engine starts]
- 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,147 MAN ON RADIO: The tunnel is closed due to a cinematic crash.
- 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,983 There seems to be some sort of Daylight situation going on.
- 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,860 - Dammit, the tunnel was our way out!
- 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,904 - I don't understand what's happening right now!
- 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,615 ♪
- 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,494 - Okay, Sylvester Stallone, I've got places to be and families to join.
- 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,122 This is big boy time, and you and I are clearly the alpha dogs here.
- 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,916 The main men, the stinkiest poops.
- 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,167 What's our plan to save the day?
- 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,045 - Listen, little blue boy, go back with the other orphans
- 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:37,216 and let an 11-time Golden Raspberry Award-winning actor take care of this.
- 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,927 - Not good enough, Demolition Man, I need the deets.
- 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,846 - Okay, I promise I will get all of you out of here alive.
- 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,182 It's not gonna be easy, some of you will die,
- 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,642 but if we can swim through the water
- 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,727 without getting eaten by the tunnel alligators,
- 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,688 then as God as my witness, I will save all of your lives.
- 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,857 Except most of you, who will probably die.
- 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,109 - Pfft! That sounds super fucking lame.
- 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,321 First, tunnel alligators don't exist, only rats that cook French food.
- 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,365 B, everyone should come with me 'cause I'm an alien,
- 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,950 I'm a leader, and I know leader shit.
- 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,827 Like, um, heat signatures. Huh? Huh? That's pretty cool.
- 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,412 Who's impressed? I know that guy is.
- 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,497 [rumbling]
- 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,582 - We'll go with you. - Good luck, suckers.
- 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,751 Hope you're not Expendable! Get it?
- 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,338 ♪
- 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,966 [electricity crackling]
- 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,510 - Told you this would be way cooler than whatever Rocky IV is doing.
- 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,345 [metallic creaking] [all scream]
- 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,974 - You sure this is safe? - Yeah, man, don't be such a--
- 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,559 [growling] Holy fuck, tunnel gators!
- 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:29,768 I knew it! I'll save you!
- 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,728 [men screaming]
- 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,855 You guys got this, right?
- 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,524 - No, we don't have it! Come back!
- 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,026 [Temper Monster growling]
- 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,361 [thudding footsteps]
- 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,241 - I think we're lost! None of this was in the manual!
- 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,952 - Wait, I know what this is. It's Super Mario 64, right?
- 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,037 - I don't know boomer shit like that!
- 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,540 - Come on, if we wanna get out of here, we have to jump into the paintings.
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,457 - Are you sure?
- 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,585 - I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.
- 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,586 [both grunt]
- 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,588 - Stop trying to play the trumpet.
- 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,591 You are going to be a principal. That's why I named you Principal.
- 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:04,428 - Oh my god, Principal Cooke's name is Principal Principal Cooke?
- 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,473 [playing off-tune]
- 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,058 - I told you to stop playing!
- 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:13,687 You'll never be as good as Trumpet, your brother, and he's dead!
- 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,730 [slams door]
- 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,191 [grunting]
- 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,526 [rumbling] [screams]
- 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,362 - Keep trying, you piece of shit! Keep trying!
- 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,864 You've killed everybody else!
- 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,325 You know what, you haven't killed me!
- 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,243 - Mr. Stallone, who are you talking to?
- 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,370 - I actually don't know who I was talking to.
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,290 It's from my best movie, 1996's Daylight.
- 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,082 Have you heard of it?
- 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,921 - Uh, maybe you were yelling at the tunnel itself
- 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,632 because it's kind of the bad guy character in the movie.
- 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:45,427 - Exactly! Like how Paris is a character in London Has Fallen.
- 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,096 Yo! What the hell are you doing back here?
- 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,349 - I saved those other guys and came back to save all of you
- 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,226 'cause I'm sure Stallone cocked it all up.
- 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,394 [rumbling] [Korvo screams]
- 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,480 Fuck!
- 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,607 - Hold on! I'll save you!
- 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,858 - Yeah, hold on! I'm saving you!
- 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,276 - That's literally impossible!
- 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,111 - You're literally impossible! [grunts]
- 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,072 [Stallone screaming]
- 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,907 - Sly! No!
- 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,909 - You guys saw that. I tried to save him.
- 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,202 Th-there was nothing I could do!
- 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,578 I'm the leader now. L-let's go.
- 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,538 - Look!
- 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,292 [Stallone grunts] - That asshole ran off and left me to die!
- 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,086 - Not true. No. I-I-I went to get help.
- 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,254 [rumbling]
- 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,631 - We have to get out now. We don't have time for this.
- 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,300 - But we do have time for me to make a dramatic speech.
- 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,511 When we first met,
- 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,180 we were a bunch of beautiful strangers thrown together
- 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,890 in an impossible situation.
- 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,561 But now, we are tunnel brothers and sisters.
- 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,313 Some of us may have sex with--
- 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,065 Ah! - That's what I'm talking about!
- 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,317 [rumbling]
- 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:46,071 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,156 ♪
- 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,994 ♪
- 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:56,999 ♪
- 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:57,791 - Hurr!
- 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,460 [firing]
- 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,212 [screaming]
- 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,594 - [yawns] Where are we, Kathy Bates?
- 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,721 - No idea. Let's get some food and get back on the road.
- 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,723 I made contact with "The Genius Initiative."
- 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,267 They're a secret group that protects specials like you.
- 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,978 I've thrown away everything I ever worked for for you, Terry.
- 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,521 I'm going to be with you the whole time.
- 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,732 I couldn't have my own children 'cause I was kicked in the stomach
- 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,233 by a Budweiser Clydesdale.
- 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,693 I'm gonna be your Mommy now.
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,737 God, I've waited all my life to say that!
- 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,155 - [yawns] Whatevs. Let's eat.
- 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,158 I got a hankering for a Salisbury Steak or maybe some Sand Dabs.
- 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,368 Definitely in need of a large glass of scotch.
- 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,413 - Wait, what? Scotch? Sand Dabs? No kid would ever eat that.
- 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,209 - BevMo Card, Kleenex, ticket stub to a Counting Crows concert,
- 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,044 a fucking digital camera!
- 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,420 You're not a special kid!
- 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,088 - Doy. I never said I was a kid.
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,216 - Holy shit, what have I done?
- 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,008 [grunts]
- 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,094 - What about my Nintendo?
- 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,387 [grunts] [tires squealing]
- 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,347 Switchy!
- 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,976 - Whoa. Principal Cooke has seen some darkness.
- 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,062 Now I kinda like him. - Me too!
- 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,272 All he ever wanted to do was play the trumpet,
- 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,025 but his Dad was a big fat piece of shit.
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,653 Maybe we were meant to be here.
- 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:10,572 Maybe today is about seeing people through their eyes
- 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,324 and not how we perceive them.
- 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,035 Maybe if we help Principal Cooke, we'll get out alive
- 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,788 and with a better understanding of how a life not lived
- 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,540 can crush a man's soul.
- 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,375 - Okay, that is way too bleak for me.
- 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,085 This isn't Bojack Horseman.
- 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,336 [Temper Monster growling] Oh shit.
- 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,170 We're running out of time!
- 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,631 - This has gotta be it. Cooke's playroom when he was a kid.
- 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,092 Look, PPC: Principal Principal Cooke.
- 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,093 [growling]
- 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,182 - There's the Inner Child!
- 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,311 - What the teets?
- 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,481 - I think it's an American Boy doll they released in the '70s.
- 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,149 DOLL: I'm going to find a wife that will cook and clean
- 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,151 while I'm out screwing my Brazilian secretary!
- 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,486 [thudding footsteps] [both scream]
- 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,155 [roaring]
- 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,036 COOKE: Did I burn down the girls' bathroom
- 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,955 making beef stew on my hot plate?
- 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,373 Yes. Yes, I did.
- 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,667 The question we should really be asking is:
- 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,502 was the beef stew good?
- 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,546 No. No, it was not.
- 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,007 - You were told not to cook at school anymore.
- 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,051 I don't care if beef stew is my third favorite stew,
- 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,636 I have no choice but to fire--
- 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,304 [babbling]
- 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,222 [moaning]
- 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,975 [grunting]
- 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,436 - This is Cooke's room. And these are Cooke's toys, right?
- 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,521 If the Temper Monster can control them,
- 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,732 then maybe he is actually the Inner Child.
- 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:29,568 - Yes! Cooke must have so much residual anger and regret
- 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,528 that his child turned into the monster.
- 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,822 - Of course! The answer is jazz!
- 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,074 - Goddammit! Why is the answer always fucking jazz?
- 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,578 - Hey, bud. Remember what you wanted to be.
- 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,539 It's not too late. You can still be like Trumpet, you know.
- 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,333 - Huh.
- 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,084 - Quick, Yum, what do you know about jazz?
- 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,294 You watched all of Treme.
- 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,171 - That's just 'cause I love Steve Zahn.
- 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,216 But I think you just make a lot of noises, and that counts as jazz.
- 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,760 Scrippity-doo-doo, bee-bop!
- 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,553 Scrippity-doo-doo, bee-bop--
- 00:18:56,553 --> 00:19:00,265 - This feels really disrespectful and borders on cultural misappropriation!
- 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,642 - In this one case, it's okay!
- 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:06,063 [both scatting]
- 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,108 [sighs]
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,155 - It's working! - We're getting out of here!
- 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,741 [crying]
- 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,536 - Trumpet! I miss my dead brother!
- 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:24,456 It should've been me that died in that vat of cookie dough at Mrs. Fields!
- 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,958 - Cooke, what's wrong with you?
- 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,837 - I'm sorry, the only way I can describe it is through jazz!
- 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,422 [scatting]
- 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,391 ♪ Get it? ♪
- 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:47,729 [all applauding]
- 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,858 - We get it now. Jazz made us totally get it.
- 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,111 - Our work here is done. BOTH: Ah.
- 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,029 - STACI K: What the fuck are you doing in our hallway?
- 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,656 To the bleachers now!
- 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:00,242 - Ah, son of a bitch, it's still Wednesday I guess.
- 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,159 [grunts]
- 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:03,996 ♪
- 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:08,292 ♪
- 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,127 - Click.
- 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,673 ♪
- 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,259 [indiscernible radio chatter]
- 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,429 - Hey, Korvo. Sorry I roundhouse kicked you in the head.
- 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,514 I just had to do what a leader does.
- 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,434 You know, it's moments like this, moments of crisis,
- 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,978 when you find out who you really are and where you belong.
- 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,856 - Wow, Sylvester Stallone, I never thought of it that way.
- 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,609 - I learned that from Dolly Parton on the set of Rhinestone
- 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,611 when a grip was choking on an egg roll.
- 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,613 I froze up. But Dolly didn't.
- 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,448 She saved that fat man's life.
- 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,950 That was the moment I realized she was the star,
- 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,370 and I was not... gonna get a look at those massive hooters.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,332 Anyway. I'm out. You need a ride somewhere?
- 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:51,168 - Yes, I do. I need to go home to my family.
- 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,253 That's where I belong. Holy shit.
- 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,838 Is that the truck from Over The Top?
- 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,007 - Yep. I keep everything from my films.
- 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,968 I got the plans for my escape from Escape Plan in the cab.
- 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,678 You wanna see them? - Hell fuckin' yes!
- 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,138 Hey, w-will you autograph my neck?
- 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,557 What a day.
- 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,267 You want to know what I learned? - No one's asking.
- 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,311 - I learned that every story can't be through your eyes.
- 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,687 You can't always be the star.
- 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,773 Sometimes you have to be the funny-talking foreigner,
- 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,816 like Rob Schneider in every movie for a hot second.
- 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,194 - What about Deuce Bigalow? He was the lead in that one.
- 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,029 - And The Animal. Oh, and The Hot Chick.
- 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,697 - Man, Schneider had a lot of swings at the plate.
- 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,157 - He's got star quality!
- 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,117 Look, I've been the lead in this family for far too long.
- 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,244 It's time for someone else.
- 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:26,995 Terry, this is very hard for me,
- 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,248 we can paint the accent ceiling whatever you want it to be.
- 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,290 - What's an accent ceiling?
- 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,168 - Wow, Korvo. Yum and I kinda learned the same thing as you.
- 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,962 - I love it when a theme comes together!
- 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,548 - Goddammit, Pupa. What did I tell you about the paint?
- 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:38,423 - He's a total mess.
- 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:41,635 - Have you just been sitting around here all day getting dirty, ya little shit?
- 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,137 - Why are you such a lazy sack of shit, Pupa? Answer me!
- 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,391 [all shouting]
- 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,102 [thunder rumbling]
- 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,855 - Trumpet, I know I haven't tooted you in ages.
- 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:56,900 All my life, I thought I was the one that should have died in that Mrs. Fields.
- 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,362 But now I realize, no, you were supposed to die
- 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,531 and I was supposed to live
- 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,367 so I could give the world this!
- 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:05,993 [inhales deeply]
- 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,744 [playing off-tune]
- 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:08,495 Shit!
- 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,330 [playing off-tune]
- 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,206 Fuck!
- 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,919 [playing off-tune]
- 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:20,424 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:24,928 ♪
- 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,757 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:02:02,626 --> 00:02:18,976 ПРОДАНО
- 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:27,456 СЛУЖБА ПО ЗАЩИТЕ ДЕТЕЙ
- 00:04:29,456 --> 00:04:31,216 ПОЛИЦИЯ
- 00:05:01,036 --> 00:05:03,036 ШКОЛА ИМЕНИ ДЖЕЙМСА ЭРЛА ДЖОНСА
- 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,556 ВЕСЁЛОЙ СРЕДЫ
- 00:06:00,876 --> 00:06:02,116 СЛУЖБА ПО ЗАЩИТЕ ДЕТЕЙ
- 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:44,256 ШКОЛА ХАВЬЕРА И СЕКРЕТНАЯ ЛАБОРАТОРИЯ, ГДЕ МЫ ИЗМЫВАЕМСЯ НАД ДЕТЬМИ. (МЕЖДУ НАМИ, ЛАДЫ?)
- 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:51,976 СЛУЖБА ПО ЗАЩИТЕ ДЕТЕЙ
- 00:08:18,476 --> 00:08:20,296 ЗНАМЕНИТЫЙ ТУННЕЛЬ
- 00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:25,596 ЭКСКУРСИЯ ПО ФИЛЬМУ «ДНЕВНОЙ СВЕТ»
- 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:40,536 ШКОЛА ИМЕНИ ДЖЕЙМСА ЭРЛА ДЖОНСА
- 00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:24,376 НО СНАЧАЛА КОФЕ!
- 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:33,956 ШКОЛА ХАВЬЕРА И СЕКРЕТНАЯ ЛАБОРАТОРИЯ, ГДЕ МЫ ИЗМЫВАЕМСЯ НАД ДЕТЬМИ. (МЕЖДУ НАМИ, ЛАДЫ?)
- 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,156 ЗАПРАВКА
- 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,916 ИДЁТ СОБРАНИЕ ШКОЛЬНОГО СОВЕТА
- 00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:08,256 МОЯ СЕМЬЯ
- 00:21:47,336 --> 00:21:51,336 ТРУБА КУК НАШ ЛЮБИМЫЙ СЫН, РАВНЫХ КОТОРОМУ НЕТ
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