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Инопланетяне просят искусственный интеллект корабля рассказать им о других шлорпианских кораблях, чтобы узнать, нашёл ли кто-то из них планету пригодную для жизни и смог ли терраформировать её. Пришельцы узнают множество печальных историй о других командах.
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- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,222 - G-gorilla fangs, has anyone seen gorilla fangs?
- 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,848 - Right here under the murder disks.
- 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,059 - And here comes the end of fun.
- 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,393 - I didn't even say anything yet!
- 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,270 - [sighs] This is where you yell at us for building
- 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,315 a Michael Crichton's Congo Lego set instead of working on the ship.
- 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,902 - This is New Korvo. I'm chill A-F. Chill About Fudge.
- 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,987 Uh, does this go in the space laser?
- 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:32,032 - That's from Congo the movie. This is based on the book.
- 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,410 - Lego's scraping the bottom of the licensing barrel. That's for sure.
- 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,329 - You sure you're not sitting there freaking out about the mission?
- 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:40,666 - Allow my cracking a beer and unfastening my robe to answer that.
- 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,000 [pops can] [sighs]
- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,501 [alarm blaring]
- 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,086 That's a red alert! We have to get to the ship!
- 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:47,005 - Ah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,508 - Ugh This is the Lego novelization of the film
- 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,969 The Firm final battle all over again.
- 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,012 - Hey, stop it, you're ruining my best shirt!
- 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,473 You know how many Corona Lights I had to drink to get this?
- 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,308 - Oh! The ragnar's dead!
- 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,269 The ragnar! No! We forgot to feed it!
- 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:03,063 - The what? - Uh, I'm as Solar Opposites as they come,
- 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,607 and I have no idea what you're talking about.
- 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,026 - Ragnars are a living reminder of the spirit of the homeworld.
- 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,904 - Now it's a dead reminder, still works though.
- 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,574 [sobbing]
- 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,536 - This dead ragnar is a cautionary tale for our lax attitudes!
- 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,581 We're fucking up the future of our species!
- 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,207 - No, we aren't, the Pupa's fine.
- 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,293 - He should have terraformed the planet already!
- 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,878 - Come on, Korvo, it's okay.
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,672 - Yeah, we're good at being aliens. Don't be like that.
- 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,382 - We can't be that important, right?
- 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,842 - We are that important!
- 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,802 If we don't make sure the Pupa does its thing,
- 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,179 our way of life will be over!
- 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:38,307 - Aren't there, like, 99 other ships doing the same thing we are?
- 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,225 - Wh-wh-what do you mean?
- 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,144 - That's what you say every morning to us
- 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,980 when you re-explain our origin story.
- 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:45,731 Take a look!
- 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,776 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
- 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,653 Until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,240 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
- 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,367 and escaped into, uh, the space,
- 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,703 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,373 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,083 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,877 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,296 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,714 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,549 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,967 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,761 Why did humans stop traveling in blimps?
- 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,180 Who cares if one exploded horrifically a century ago?
- 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,349 Get over it and bring back the fucking blimps.
- 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,477 ♪
- 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,857 - Oh my god, you're right! Ninety-nine other teams.
- 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,651 Odds are someone else has already saved the homeworld!
- 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,736 - And we're probably the shittiest one of them all.
- 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:33,737 - I have to know for sure.
- 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,948 Aisha, can you scan for signals from the other crews?
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,199 AISHA: I don't need to waste a scan.
- 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:40,035 All those ships ran on the AISHA OS. We're all connected.
- 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,578 You wanna see them like a clip show?
- 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,789 - Ehh, sorta well-trod territory there, Ai'eesh.
- 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,582 - Let's do it on the Pretendodeck!
- 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,668 You can tell it to us like a bedtime story,
- 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,254 like Fred Savage gets it in The Princess Bride!
- 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,631 - Ooh-ooh-ooh! Yes! I love that movie!
- 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,843 I've been trying to kill you with iocaine powder for years.
- 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,593 - No, that's stupid.
- 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,096 TERRY, YUMYULACK, and JESSE: [chanting] Princess Bride! Princess Bride!
- 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,390 Princess Bride! Princess Bride!
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,349 AISHA: As you wish!
- 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,475 TERRY and YUMYULACK: Yay! JESSE: Yay, yay, yay!
- 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,852 - We're not doing a Princess Bride.
- 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,478 You can't just chant me into doing stuff.
- 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,939 TERRY, YUMYULACK, and JESSE: Yay!
- 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,399 - Why does everything always have to be fun?
- 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,860 AISHA: Let me make sure this shit is legally clearable.
- 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,071 - Wow, this is just like little Fred Savage's room!
- 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,948 - Aisha, You can be the Peter Falk!
- 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,617 AISHA: Initiating mustache and glass eye protocol.
- 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,287 [clears throat]
- 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:26,999 Once upon a time, a planet was about to get hit by an asteroid.
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:33,130 Before it blew up, a hundred adults and their crew were assigned Pupas.
- 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,511 And they flew into space in search of new worlds.
- 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,015 Let me tell you about team number one.
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:48,270 - Scans indicate there's a Class M planet at 67857 mark S.
- 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,230 - Yes, sir. Adjusting vector now.
- 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,232 KORVO: See how his second in command just did his job
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,817 without being a little bitch about it, Terry.
- 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,527 TERRY: Yeah, because he's a cuck. KORVO: You're a cuck.
- 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,612 TERRY: And we can sense our own.
- 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,322 - Initiating landing sequence.
- 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,281 [clanging]
- 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,867 ♪
- 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,870 ♪
- 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:08,081 ♪
- 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,918 ♪
- 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,587 [squawking]
- 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,547 [ship whooshing]
- 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,842 [clanking, steam hissing]
- 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:22,971 ♪
- 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:26,016 ♪
- 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,018 - As your leader, it is my duty
- 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,394 to protect and guide you.
- 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,063 Any of your failings are mine,
- 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,732 and together, we make this sacrifice--
- 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,734 ALL: For the Pupa!
- 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,779 ♪ funky music playing ♪ [cheering and laughing]
- 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,113 - Oh!
- 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,659 KORVO: Okay, we get it.
- 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,619 That team makes us look like a bunch of jabronis.
- 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,120 Yo-yo-you're just rubbing it in, Aisha.
- 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,373 - We could frolic in fields if we wanted to.
- 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,791 AISHA: It's not my fault y'all suck.
- 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,209 KORVO: Bullshit! TERRY: We're better than them.
- 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,586 AISHA: Okay, fine! Here's a team that did worse than you.
- 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,132 [explosion booms]
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:03,095 ♪
- 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:07,182 ♪
- 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:11,103 ♪
- 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,939 ♪
- 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,901 ♪
- 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,612 [clanking, steam hissing]
- 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,490 - This planet looks awesome!
- 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,785 - As your leader, I just want to say that I am proud of you.
- 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,996 KORVO: What the fuck is this? I said I wanted a bad one!
- 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,205 AISHA : Just wait for it.
- 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,207 - If you need something, then I need something.
- 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,876 Because we're all in this together.
- 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,128 Only rule is, if you walk through my door,
- 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,880 you gotta leave your blues outside.
- 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,714 [explosion booms]
- 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,048 [all scream]
- 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,592 TERRY: Ha ha, yeah! Get fucked!
- 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:42,759 [Solar Opposites laughing]
- 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,387 - Nobody fucks with a wave of superheated gas!
- 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,055 AISHA: Want to see another one like that?
- 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:47,973 - Yes! Hit me.
- 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,518 [explosion booms]
- 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,855 ♪
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,191 ♪
- 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,319 ♪
- 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,654 ♪
- 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,032 ♪
- 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,617 ♪
- 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,743 [clanking, steam hissing]
- 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,329 [fire crackling]
- 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,497 - The Pupa really likes it here.
- 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,999 - All the berries we can eat
- 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,668 and the best team a Shlorpian could ask for.
- 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,962 KORVO: Look at that planet, completely untouched by human pollution.
- 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,964 No highways or skyscrapers. [thudding footsteps]
- 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,841 I wish we'd landed on a planet like that instead of Earth--
- 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,134 Jesus Christ!
- 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,970 [screaming] [T-Rex roaring]
- 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,473 [bones crunching]
- 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,641 [Solar Opposites cheering]
- 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:33,143 TERRY: Yeah! T-Rex out of nowhere for the win!
- 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,895 KORVO: Okay, that's not exactly their fault, I guess.
- 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,314 Can we see a team that doesn't get killed by something on their planet?
- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:42,486 ♪
- 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:46,448 ♪
- 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,200 - Sweet dreams, little Pupa.
- 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,827 - Aww, look, he's terraforming in his sleep.
- 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,454 TERRY: Why are they treating their Pupa like a baby?
- 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,206 I thought it was a pet. JESSE: He isn't?
- 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,916 Oof, maybe we shouldn't feed him bones
- 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:59,127 or make him shit in a box of sand anymore, huh, guys?
- 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,420 - Did you turn the heat on?
- 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:07,177 - Whoa, their sun went nova? How do we make ours do that?
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,596 AISHA: You just have to find an isotope-- - Don't tell him.
- 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,849 - That's three dead teams in a row. - So?
- 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:13,517 - Isn't that like totes random?
- 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,893 AISHA: Space is fucking dangerous.
- 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,479 - Hell yeah, it is. Tell us about more dead teams!
- 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,647 - But skip the backstories.
- 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,108 I don't wanna get emotionally invested if they're all going to get Mufasa'd.
- 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,067 AISHA: Okay.
- 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,278 Team five ran into trouble on robot world.
- 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,363 Team six took a dip in a poison ocean.
- 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:29,783 Teams seven and eight? Ooh! They fell into chasms.
- 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,452 KORVO: Okay, wow, Jesus, that's grim. Can we get a palate cleanser?
- 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,203 AISHA: Sure.
- 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,706 [whooshing]
- 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,333 - I think we just found our new home!
- 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,668 - What are we talking, snow planet?
- 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,880 - Nope, looks like we're going to be living in a tropical paradise!
- 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,339 [whooping] - Alright, surf's up!
- 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,382 Setting a course for...
- 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,258 [thudding] Aah!
- 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,469 - What the? We're caught in some sort of tractor beam.
- 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,766 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪
- 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,895 ♪
- 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,981 ♪
- 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,815 - Is that a cop?
- 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,860 - Listen, we aren't doing anything wrong. I'll handle it.
- 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,405 Hello. Can I help you, officer?
- 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,741 - We've been getting reports of Varmints in the system.
- 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,201 You been having any trouble with Varmints?
- 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,953 TEAM 10 LEADER: I don't know what a Varmint is. Are we in danger?
- 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,998 - Fuzzy insect, about ye wide, burrow inside your body and control you?
- 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,958 Mind if I do a quick sweep of the ship?
- 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,460 TEAM 10 LEADER: That would be great, thank you.
- 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,880 - Varmints can squeeze into all sorts of places.
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,715 Better to be sure you don't have them now, so--
- 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,342 You're a Shlorpian?
- 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,428 - Oh yeah, me and my whole team here. Our homeworld was hit by a--
- 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,804 - I need backup, now.
- 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,348 - Let me up right now! Unhand me!
- 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,849 - Lervus? What's happening?
- 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,518 - This is all a misunderstanding--
- 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,519 - What are you doing to my sweetie?
- 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,355 [screaming]
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,242 - We were just looking for a new world to call home!
- 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:55,410 - Yeah, by terraforming innocent planets.
- 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,204 You make me sick.
- 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,497 [door slams]
- 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,919 - Frunking unreal. They really don't see any problem with what they do.
- 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,170 - This is why I got into being a cop.
- 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,090 To clean dirtbags like this out of the quadrant.
- 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:09,675 [chuckles]
- 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:12,135 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪
- 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,387 - What the hell was that?
- 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,765 AISHA: Silvercops. Shit, they're always arresting Shlorpians.
- 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,225 - You can't call dibs on a planet!
- 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,394 Skip past all the teams arrested by space cops.
- 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,562 I don't want to see that shit.
- 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,857 - Listen up, punks.
- 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,441 We're going to crush this planet,
- 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,902 we're going to protect the Pupa until it can consume us,
- 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,488 and we're going to work out the whole time and get huge!
- 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,032 - You know it, brother. - Pushup race! Go!
- 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,868 [grunting] KORVO: Whoa, these guys are yoked.
- 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,369 JESSE: Even their Pupa's swole.
- 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,831 Look at him, he looks like he's gonna kick over a nerd's sand castle.
- 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,833 [roaring] [screaming]
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,043 TERRY: Wait a second, hold on.
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,754 That other team earlier already got eaten by a T-Rex.
- 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,048 AISHA: So? - So, it's like, a double beat.
- 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,134 AISHA: It's what happened. - Eh, just seems hacky.
- 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,594 You could have spread them out more in the story.
- 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,262 AISHA: It happens too often to spread out.
- 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,431 - What? How many planets even have T-Rexes?
- 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,974 AISHA: Let's take a look!
- 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:05,647 ♪ In the arms of the angel ♪
- 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:11,403 ♪ Fly away from here ♪
- 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:17,701 ♪ From this dark, cold hotel room ♪
- 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:24,082 ♪ And the endlessness that you feel ♪
- 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:29,838 ♪ You are pulled from the wreckage ♪
- 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,507 - [Italian accent] I-- I'm so sorry!
- 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:34,593 This is all-a my fault! We never should-a have come here!
- 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,389 ♪ You're in the arms ♪
- 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,809 ♪ Of the angel ♪
- 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:48,398 ♪ May you find ♪
- 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:52,402 ♪ Some comfort here ♪
- 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,405 ♪
- 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,408 ♪ You're in the arms ♪
- 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,411 ♪ Of the angel ♪
- 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:06,416 ♪ May you find ♪
- 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:10,587 ♪ Some comfort here ♪
- 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,966 ♪
- 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:17,636 ♪
- 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,557 - Forty-two teams got eaten by T-Rexes?
- 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,684 AISHA: What? They're one of the strongest dinosaurs.
- 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:24,810 - That's almost half of us!
- 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,104 AISHA: It's weird that they're carnivores and you're plants,
- 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,605 so they're not even getting nutrition,
- 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,815 they're just being dicks.
- 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,193 - Are there teams more like us that aren't fighting dinosaurs?
- 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,320 AISHA: [clears throat] Well, team 63 has been
- 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,073 on an already inhabited planet for six months.
- 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,450 - Okay everyone, no fun today.
- 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,703 All we're going to do is read manuals and repair the ship
- 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,330 so we can get off this shitty planet and find an empty one.
- 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,123 [all groan]
- 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,166 - Shut the fuck up or I'll zap you with the death ray!
- 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:48,959 KORVO: I like this guy.
- 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,045 - Captain Zarg threatening us with the death ray.
- 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,255 What a surprise.
- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,008 - I can't ship repair today. I need to find a date for prom.
- 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,302 - Nobody's going to ask you to the prom, you're an alien!
- 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,761 - Hey, to us, they're the aliens.
- 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,181 [squawks] [all screaming]
- 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,478 - Hey! A giant bird is basically a T-Rex!
- 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,855 AISHA: You're basically a little bitch.
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:10,772 - Yumyulack's right,
- 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,983 but it was also a good example of why we need to get along.
- 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,193 - No more petty arguments would help.
- 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,653 - Maybe we wouldn't argue if Jesse didn't sleep in all day.
- 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,739 - I need my rest or I get puffy!
- 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:19,448 AISHA: Shut up.
- 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:23,285 Korvo's right, you have to get along, or it can go bad real fast.
- 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,414 - Five straight months of space rain.
- 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,124 I'm glad we thought to bring board games,
- 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,334 or we'd have gone crazy.
- 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,001 [rattling]
- 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,422 - Hey! You cheated!
- 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,341 - I'm team leader, I can make my own rules!
- 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,467 - You piece of shit!
- 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,635 [both grunting]
- 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,553 - Shit! Look out for that space probe!
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,055 [screaming] Oh no, no, no, no!
- 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:43,847 [all groan]
- 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,435 - Holy shit, that was close!
- 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,311 [groans]
- 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,146 - Damn! That was the Voyager 1 probe!
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,606 NASA launched it in the '70s.
- 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,274 I learned about it from a Sesame Street.
- 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,318 - Well, who cares, we're not going to get hit by a probe.
- 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,653 What about something closer to home?
- 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,030 AISHA: Team 65 landed on a beaver planet.
- 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,324 ♪
- 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,368 ♪
- 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,120 - Stop fidgeting. - I can't help it.
- 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,373 All this beaver fur is making me itchy.
- 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,500 Who ate my last jar of narbo nuts?
- 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,503 - Ech, nobody. Those things taste like sploof.
- 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,963 - Well, someone ate them, because they're gone.
- 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,173 - You just lost them. - I did not!
- 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,969 Since nobody respects my stuff, I guess I can just ruin the dam!
- 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,137 - Trildo, stop it! You're scaring the beavers!
- 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,681 - You stole my narbos!
- 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,558 I hate it here, and I hate you!
- 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,060 - If you don't shut the fuck up about the narbos,
- 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,688 I'm going to use the doomsday device, I swear to god!
- 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,898 - Narbos! Narbos! You ate my narbos!
- 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:38,151 You ate my narbos! Narbos! Narbos! Narbos! Nar--
- 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,153 [explosion booms]
- 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,615 - Yeah, but did he eat the narbos?
- 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,701 AISHA: Nope. They were just way back in the cupboard.
- 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,452 - Well, looks like every team has a Terry.
- 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,955 With all the dumb shit you pull, it's a miracle we haven't been killed.
- 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,624 I should just wrap you in plastic for the rest of the mission, like an old ham.
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,751 - It's not always the Pupa expert fucking up.
- 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,879 I bet the replicants do it too. Look at 'em. Fuck-ups.
- 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,881 - Better keep my name out of your mouth, bitch.
- 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,383 Us replicants never cause any shit.
- 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,135 AISHA: That's not exactly true.
- 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,847 - Nothing beats ending a full day of scraping nutrients
- 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,641 off of giant seashells like curling up by the fire
- 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,101 with a dense manual.
- 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,521 - This sucks. I hate this planet and wish I'd never been replicated.
- 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,982 [loud TV playing]
- 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,568 - Too loud, Melbo. Turn it down. - We just want to relax.
- 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,528 - Oh, so the way I relax isn't good enough for you?
- 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,739 - You don't have to make everything into a big deal.
- 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,032 Give me the remote. - No!
- 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:25,908 - Give me the remote. - Hey!
- 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,367 - No! - Stop that!
- 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,368 [all groan]
- 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,828 - Nooo!
- 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,706 JESSE: Okay, so one replicant accidentally killed their team,
- 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,665 no big deal.
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,209 REPLICANTS: Die! Die! Die!
- 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,335 Die! Die!
- 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:39,213 Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,301 [moaning]
- 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,429 - I got nothing. - That was fucked.
- 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,264 AISHA: They were the only ones who did that.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,934 - Good. Because we would never kill you guys then make out.
- 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,976 - Sure wouldn't.
- 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,771 - Clearly, the mission relies on mutual respect.
- 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,564 - But we don't respect each other at all.
- 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,733 Does that mean that we're one of the shitty teams?
- 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,651 - No way, we're the best!
- 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,654 - I don't know, team one still seems like the best so far.
- 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,655 - Nah, I want to see them again.
- 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,532 Those fuck-ups have to be T-Rex shit by now.
- 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,909 AISHA: Actually, team one is keeping it together.
- 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,704 KORVO: What the hell, look at their little compound they've made!
- 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,250 ♪
- 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:20,003 ♪
- 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,465 ♪
- 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,509 - Did everyone do their jobs today?
- 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,844 - Yes, sir! - You know it!
- 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,095 - Yes, sir!
- 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,805 TERRY: Ugh, they're so considerate and productive.
- 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,640 YUMYULACK: Look at their Pupa! It's beautiful!
- 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,600 JESSE: [gasps] It's like bubblegum colored!
- 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,726 Why doesn't our Pupa look like that?
- 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,103 TERRY: I don't know! Get off my back!
- 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,729 - So maybe we aren't as good as team one,
- 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,106 but I bet none of them spent a month learning
- 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,566 how to do this sweet-ass TikTok dance!
- 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,609 ♪ club music playing ♪
- 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,945 ♪
- 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,031 ♪
- 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,992 AISHA: Sure, but there are other teams out there
- 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,119 who have accomplished the same amount of missions that you have.
- 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,495 - You mean other cool teams?
- 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,581 AISHA: Mmm, more like trashy-ass teams.
- 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:56,582 - We aren't trashy!
- 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,667 - Show me these teams that are "like us."
- 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,838 - Aw yeah, boyyyy!
- 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,299 Who wants to eat meat and watch screens?
- 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,800 - Me, me, me, me, me. - Yeah, me.
- 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,427 - That's what I'm talkin' about.
- 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,513 - After we fuck around all day, let's pull pranks on our neighbors!
- 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,681 [all cheering]
- 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,016 KORVO: These guys are sort of like the version of us
- 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,267 you'd get at the dollar store.
- 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,228 - Aw, fuck. Why are we acting so trashy, dudes?
- 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,981 We have a mission! My head! It hurts!
- 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,233 - Mine does too! Why are we obsessed with screens?
- 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,527 We're supposed to be taking care of the Pupa.
- 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,113 [screaming]
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,281 - Oh no, Varmints!
- 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,073 [screeches]
- 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,702 [screams] KORVO: What the fuck?
- 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,329 The only reason they were acting like us is because
- 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,080 there were fuzzy insects in their brains?
- 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,874 AISHA: Wait, you don't have those too? - No!
- 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:42,002 AISHA: I guess you're just regular trashy, not fuzzy insect trashy.
- 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,128 JESSE and YUMYULACK: Yeah. - That's bad!
- 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,715 Show us another team that's like us, who aren't being eaten from the inside.
- 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,926 - This is our planet,
- 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,595 and we're going to raise our pupa to terraform it.
- 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,430 - No way. We landed here first.
- 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,307 Our Pupa is going to be doing the terraforming.
- 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,934 - Let me introduce you to my friends.
- 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,977 "Not" and "today," son.
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,395 - Suck my mound!
- 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,731 [all yell]
- 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:04,399 [whirring]
- 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,029 - Aah!
- 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:10,948 - Gimme that.
- 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,701 [grunting]
- 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:19,373 - Yes, the mission is important, but so is having fun.
- 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,666 It's all about balance.
- 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,252 We can't just hyper focus on the safety of the Pupa
- 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,628 every waking second of the day.
- 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,088 We have to have a little fun.
- 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,507 Let's dance!
- 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,591 ♪ dance music playing ♪
- 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,009 [Pupa squishes] [all scream]
- 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,845 - See, Terry? You have to take your job more seriously.
- 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:34,429 - Oh please, that would never happen to me,
- 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,264 that guy was an idiot.
- 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,807 ALL: Terry watch out! Stop! The TV!
- 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,641 - The huh now? [gasps]
- 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,770 - Fucking idiot, we've been watching Pupas die all day!
- 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,565 This was supposed to make me feel better about how behind we are in the mission.
- 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,109 - How many teams are even alive, Aisha?
- 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:47,860 AISHA: Not many.
- 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,278 Some were eaten by reavers.
- 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,405 A bunch got cooked by radiation.
- 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:54,283 One team got killed by DC Comics' Superman.
- 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,076 Can't show that one for legal reasons.
- 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,787 There isn't a lot to tell for the last dozen.
- 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,415 They technically survived the journey,
- 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,000 just never found a planet,
- 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,751 ran out of oxygen and water,
- 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,420 their bodies entombed in their ships,
- 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,548 coasting forever into the infinite void.
- 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,177 - Ninety-nine? That means we're the last team left?
- 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,803 - Holy ass-shitting fuck, it does!
- 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,472 - And we're always doing stupid dangerous things!
- 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,225 - We're so fucked! We're the last team, and we're total fuck-ups!
- 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,852 - We're dog shit!
- 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,063 [all crying]
- 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,697 [all crying]
- 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,449 - Wait! What about team one?
- 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,159 - Oh. Oh, right. They didn't die!
- 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,619 Aisha, show us team one! Quick!
- 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,705 ♪ Aboo deebo ♪
- 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,707 ♪ Daboo weebo ♪
- 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,751 ♪ Daboo daboo ♪
- 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,002 ♪ Aboo daboo ♪
- 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,253 KORVO: Oh, thank god these dorks are alive.
- 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,463 JESSE: What are they doing?
- 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,339 TERRY: Wait, wait, I know this!
- 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,341 This is what you do when the Pupa is ready to terraform!
- 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,843 KORVO: You're right! Look, their Pupa has reached its final color!
- 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,929 - That's it, little guy. You've got this.
- 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,931 Come on. Come on. [Pupa straining]
- 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,476 Oh! It's happening! He's evolving to his true form!
- 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,977 [thunder rumbling]
- 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,358 - It has been an honor to serve with you all.
- 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,025 - Ahh!
- 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,404 [cheering, whooping]
- 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,616 [groaning, screaming]
- 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,909 KORVO: This is fucking awesome.
- 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:23,914 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:28,752 ♪
- 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,255 ♪
- 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,382 ♪
- 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:36,134 ♪
- 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,303 [explosions booming]
- 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,849 ♪
- 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,142 ♪
- 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,396 TERRY: Yeah! He did it! He terraformed the whole planet! Yeah!
- 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,273 JESSE: Alright! They did it!
- 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,732 YUMYULACK: Oh, I can't believe it!
- 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:55,112 ♪
- 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,323 ♪
- 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,492 ♪
- 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,744 KORVO: A new homeworld! A whole new--
- 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,581 Wait a minute, we're moving forward in time?
- 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,211 Huh. It looks exactly like the homeworld.
- 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,463 JESSE: Uh, yeah, that's what a copy is, dude.
- 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,341 KORVO: No, not the image of the homeworld, this is exactly the homeworld.
- 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,259 Look, there's me!
- 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,596 I remember this, I'm buying darvo fruit from that vendor on Glurk Street.
- 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,638 He always ripped me off.
- 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,681 TERRY: Hey, there's me too!
- 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,391 Yeah, I went through a yo-yo phase.
- 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,435 That's a Grak 5000. - Ah!
- 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,396 Wait, when Pupa remakes the homeworld, it'll remake us too?
- 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,814 AISHA: No, that's you.
- 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,775 - How can we be here on Earth and on New Shlorp at the same time?
- 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,695 AISHA: You're not. That's not new Shlorp, it's Shlorp.
- 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,072 SOLAR OPPOSITES: What? AISHA: This all happened 30 years ago.
- 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,699 - Wait, you mean all those teams you showed us--
- 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:44,328 AISHA: They were from the Shlorp that exploded before your Shlorp was made.
- 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:47,080 - So team one's Shlorp got hit by an asteroid, so they made our Shlorp,
- 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,624 and then it got hit by an asteroid too?
- 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,876 AISHA: I just said that. - Okay, pretend I'm stupid.
- 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,961 How many Planet Shlorps have there been? Ever.
- 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,171 AISHA: Thousands.
- 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,968 [explosions boom]
- 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,314 Shlorpians are always getting their homeworlds destroyed
- 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,941 and spreading across the galaxy.
- 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,692 That's kinda your whole thing.
- 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,237 - So every time a Shlorp is destroyed, we send out a hundred teams
- 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,363 and make a hundred new ones?
- 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,698 AISHA: Pretty fucking exponential, right?
- 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,910 YUMYULACK: We really are spreading across the galaxy like mold.
- 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,454 That's so metal! No wonder the Silvercops hate us!
- 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,957 - How many teams are out there right now this second?
- 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,125 AISHA: I don't know, I only have the records for the last set.
- 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,170 - So we have no idea if we're the last team or not?
- 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:35,921 - Damnit, Aisha!
- 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,631 You made us sit through all these stupid stories,
- 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:39,424 and now we don't even know if there are any living teams!
- 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,717 What a waste of time this has been!
- 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,344 AISHA: You're the one that wanted stories.
- 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,138 Get the fuck out of here so I can browse Raya in peace!
- 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:46,640 Mmm!
- 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,767 - How'd she get on Raya? Isn't that for celebrities?
- 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,144 - She fucked Ayan-Ray Eynolds-Ray. - Oh!
- 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,938 ♪
- 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,858 - I swear one of these days I'm going erase that AI.
- 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,943 - Well, I think we learned a valuable lesson today.
- 00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,361 - Like what? - We might be redundant,
- 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,863 or we might be Shlorp's only hope.
- 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,990 Either way, we need to appreciate each other.
- 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,032 - We already knew that!
- 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,660 Ugh, today was as worthless as an orange Starburst.
- 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,120 We could have been patching-- - Look out for the speaker!
- 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:08,912 [creaking]
- 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,205 [thud] - Ah! [grunting]
- 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,165 - Holy shit, we did learn something!
- 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,460 - See? All those disconnected violent stories were worth it.
- 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,212 - Told ya! Now let's go play by the chasm!
- 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,047 - Ooh, can we, Korvo? Please?
- 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,716 - Okay, just a bit before dinner.
- 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,759 - I want to horse around right on the edge of the cliff.
- 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,761 - We can all horse around right on the edge of the cliff.
- 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,763 As a team. [all cheering, whooping]
- 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,432 [chanting] Chasm! Chasm!
- 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,642 Chasm! Chasm!
- 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,937 ♪
- 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,608 ♪
- 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:41,320 ♪
- 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,325 ♪
- 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,365 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:43,866 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 1
- 00:04:57,106 --> 00:05:02,996 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 2
- 00:05:49,626 --> 00:05:54,826 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 3
- 00:06:37,946 --> 00:06:40,706 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 4
- 00:07:22,036 --> 00:07:24,206 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 5
- 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,346 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 6
- 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:33,106 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖИ 7 И 8
- 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:35,646 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 9
- 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,696 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖИ 10 И 11
- 00:11:38,036 --> 00:11:39,636 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 63
- 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,296 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 64
- 00:12:59,976 --> 00:13:02,216 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 65
- 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,726 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 66
- 00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:35,176 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 67
- 00:15:09,026 --> 00:15:10,996 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 1
- 00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:00,756 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 68
- 00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:55,296 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖИ 69 И 70
- 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,866 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 71
- 00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,286 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖИ С 73 ПО 76
- 00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:51,356 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖИ С 77 ПО 85
- 00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:01,426 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 99
- 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,726 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ ЭКИПАЖ 1
- 00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:39,046 ПЛАНЕТА ШЛОРП
- 00:21:51,096 --> 00:21:52,826 ГИЛЛИАН ФЛИНН «ИСЧЕЗНУВШАЯ»
- 00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:41,126 БАЛЛОХОРИЯ СЕЙЧАС ЭКИПАЖ 1
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