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Платиновый Beyblade Burst 800 Takara Tomy Edition
The Platinum Beyblade Burst 800 Takara Tomy Edition
Сезон: 03Серия: 07
Описание
Для Корво и Терри приходит эксклюзивная пуля с автографом Марка Хэмилла, которую они купили на аукционе. Терри случайно выстреливает этой пулей в небо и теперь ждёт, когда она упадёт на землю. Соседа Глена, который мешал ловить пулю, пришельцы замораживают и отправляют в космос. Юмьюлак зарабатывает в школе на ставках. Он делает ставки на различные школьные события. Ему помогает Джесси, которая знает все школьные сплетни. На вырученные деньги Юмьюлак покупает эксклюзивный бейблэйд[англ.]. В Стене Шерри рассказывает её жителям о смерти Тима и о проходе на волю. Шерри пытается создать коллективное правительство.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,592 [school bell rings]
- 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,470 - Just got some work done on my sleeve, check it out.
- 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,430 It's the tribal symbol for "Digiorno."
- 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,516 - It's so cool that it's not delivery.
- 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,600 ANNOUNCER: [over PA system] Attention students.
- 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,769 As we do every month, it's time to announce
- 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,395 the winner of Best Couple.
- 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,857 Give it up for Annie and Yumyulack!
- 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:24,858 [all grumbling]
- 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,236 - Fuck yeah, brah. - Fuckin' told you, son.
- 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,655 - All y'all bitches need to pay up right now.
- 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,156 - Bae, what's going on here?
- 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,991 - Bae, there's something I have to tell you.
- 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,451 - Bae, you can tell me anything
- 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,079 within the 2000-5000 Hz frequency range.
- 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,288 Otherwise, it's just static.
- 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,791 - Bae, everyone at school decided to place a bet
- 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,794 that I'm so hot, I could win Best Couple with anyone,
- 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,464 even a Q-tip-shaped, rough draft Pixar-looking motherfucker like you.
- 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,467 - Oh. - But there's one thing I didn't bet on.
- 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,386 Actually falling in love with you.
- 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,388 - I can't frickin' believe this.
- 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,473 - It's okay if you're mad. I get it.
- 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:00,018 - I'm not mad. I didn't know you could bet on high school stuff!
- 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,019 That's awesome!
- 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,146 [grunts] I'm gonna gamble on everything!
- 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,898 - I don't think that's the lesson you should be--
- 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,317 - It's time to get all Molly's Game up in this bitch!
- 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,362 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
- 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,281 Until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,951 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
- 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,995 and escaped into, uh, the space,
- 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,372 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,042 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,752 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,504 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,923 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,341 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,218 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,595 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,138 They get so excited about going to Mars.
- 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,682 Have you ever been to Mars? I-I-I went to Mars one time.
- 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,642 Not so cool. Not even a Starbucks.
- 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪
- 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,568 [scraping]
- 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,696 - Feel, Korvy! These Ped Eggs are amazing!
- 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,449 I scraped all the plaque off my feet, and I can taste the floor again!
- 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,743 - Terry, you got your flakes all over the floor. That's disgusting.
- 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:58,452 [doorbell rings] [both gasp]
- 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,620 - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
- 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,332 - If this is what I think it is, I'm going to literally shit my teeth off.
- 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,208 - It's here!
- 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,377 Our one-of-a-kind Crystal Skull Vodka-brand bullet signed by Mark Hamill
- 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,046 that we won from that auction on eBay!
- 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,881 - She's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
- 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,383 - Let's go get some photos so I can make my bullet group on Facebook
- 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,801 seethe with jealousy.
- 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,304 Who's got the most collectable ammunition now, Denise?
- 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,347 Ya fat bitch!
- 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,058 Ooh! Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels!
- 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,437 - Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,980 - Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one?
- 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,066 - No! That's two reboots too far.
- 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,067 [gunshot]
- 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,736 - No! Fuck! Our bullet! I shot our priceless bullet!
- 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,947 - Goddammit, Terry! That bullet was one of a kind!
- 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,323 You don't just find vodka merch
- 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,534 signed by stars of Uber Eats commercials every day!
- 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,576 - Wait, I can see it! - What?
- 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,495 - I shot it straight up, and my eyesight is really good
- 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,663 because I masturbate a lot.
- 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,914 - Don't stop staring at it.
- 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,459 Is-is it coming down yet? - It's not a shitty "shoot in the air
- 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,837 when the Dodgers win the World Series"-type bullet, Korvo.
- 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,672 This thing is aerodynamic as hell.
- 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,923 it's gonna be up there for a while!
- 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:53,757 KORVO: Shit. Keep an eye on it!
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,176 We have to catch it before it hits the ground and loses half its value.
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,761 - Okay, It's still going up. I can do this.
- 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,555 Just make sure nothing distracts me. - I'm on it!
- 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,389 [grunts]
- 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,811 - What's with the comically large suit of armor?
- 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,521 - We have an amazing plan!
- 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,940 It's for Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right?
- 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,568 - I mean, yeah, if she can move in it. Who's she fighting?
- 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,404 - It's designed to inspire, not for battle.
- 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,490 She can wear it when she takes over as leader of the Wall.
- 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,701 - We're thinking of calling her "The Duchess."
- 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,160 Eh? It's good, right?
- 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,539 - Are you hearing this? This is just the Duke all over again!
- 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,542 No, when she tells everyone she's back and Tim's dead, she has to be herself.
- 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,460 - I know these people.
- 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,212 They want someone divine,
- 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,673 someone larger than life to lead them,
- 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,467 like Cher or Peanut, the Jeff Dunham puppet.
- 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,428 - She's already coming back from the dead.
- 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,346 - Which is why the suit will seal the deal.
- 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,848 - But they deserve an honest leader.
- 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,185 Someone accessible, like George Washington or Dr. Dre.
- 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,644 Early Dre, not sellout Dre.
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,229 Although, he does make a damn good headphone.
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,023 - All I know is we have to keep Pezlie out of it.
- 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:53,066 She needs to stay hidden and safe.
- 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,776 - We all agree on that.
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,113 Nobody needs to know about this little angel.
- 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,032 - So, which is it going to be? Lead as yourself--
- 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,241 - Or as a savior?
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,202 In a bangin' suit of armor.
- 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,370 [school bell rings]
- 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,872 - Yummers, you okay?
- 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,498 I heard about what happened with Annie.
- 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,460 I'm assuming you're going to do some fucked up sci-fi revenge now?
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,170 - Nah, I'm fine. - Wait, really?
- 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,422 - The only thing I'm upset about is that it took me this long
- 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,883 to figure out people can make money off dumb high school bets.
- 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,092 - Well, silver lining:
- 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:23,347 now that you're single, you could come to the JV Mock Model UN tomorrow with me.
- 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,517 Or maybe we can float around together in my Lakitu cloud?
- 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,310 I bought it with the club Nintendo points
- 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,521 the government sent out during the recession.
- 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,731 - Hell no. I don't do afterschool activities.
- 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,775 I am an afterschool activity.
- 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,984 [laughing]
- 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,986 - Hey, look, it's fucknut number one.
- 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,863 - What's up, turdsquirt? - Good one.
- 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,865 I heard about the betting, and I want in.
- 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,744 - Aw, the baby thinks he can bet with the big boys.
- 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,622 - Nobody wins a social politics bet against Mark and Clark Hamburger.
- 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,581 What do you got?
- 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,710 - Fifty bucks says those totally different kids over there,
- 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,296 the princess, the brain, the bad boy, the athlete, and the freak,
- 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,298 will never become friends.
- 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,716 [school bell rings]
- 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,387 ♪
- 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,348 ♪
- 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,016 [laughing] - Goddammit.
- 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,852 But they're all so different from each other!
- 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,186 How could they form a bond?
- 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,771 - Don't you know how high school works?
- 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,981 - Pay up, taint hair.
- 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,441 - He said pay up, stank wad.
- 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,860 - I can't. We have a gold machine,
- 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,862 but I got addicted to girlfriend experiences last year
- 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,864 and I made too much gold, which reduced the scarcity,
- 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,323 so now all gold is worthless.
- 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,367 - Yeah, right, I've heard that bullshit before.
- 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,119 Looks like it's time to get burgered!
- 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,580 - No! Stop burgering me!
- 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,666 I can't breathe under all this meat-themed bullying!
- 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,625 Oh!
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,918 T-t-triple or nothing?
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,212 - What did you just say? - Triple or nothing.
- 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,256 Any bet. I choose. - Deal.
- 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,592 And this time, when you lose, you better have that money,
- 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,220 or we'll dig you out an asshole just so we can fill it with firecrackers.
- 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,389 [heavy breathing]
- 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,850 - You a king, Terry.
- 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,727 Let's get some Visine on those squiggly pupils.
- 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:52,936 [wind whooshing] - Whoa, wind's shifting a bit.
- 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,022 - It's probably hitting the maximum height. Keep staring.
- 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:55,939 - I got it.
- 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,774 I got it. [thuds]
- 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,195 - Hey! Hey, fuckin' aliens! Did you just touch my fucking car?
- 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,821 - Calm down, Glen, it was an accident.
- 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,365 Terry's keeping an eye on our Crystal Skull vodka-brand bullet
- 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,993 that we shot into the sky, and his elbow lightly grazed your car
- 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,203 as he was adjusting his position.
- 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,496 - I don't know what the fuck words you just said.
- 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,166 All I know is nobody touches my car. You got it?
- 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,919 - That's all you know? It's a miracle you've survived this long.
- 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:17,794 - Gah!
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,507 - Geez, Yum, you look wrecked.
- 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:24,092 - Maybe because those sociopathic Hamburger brothers
- 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,178 are going to kill me in the most homoerotic way possible.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:29,264 - I guess Mark's still upset because he and his Betty just broke up.
- 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,308 They murdered an ophthalmologist last summer,
- 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,060 and the guilt was too much to bear.
- 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,562 - Wait, you understand all this school social stuff?
- 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,356 - Oh yeah, I love hot goss.
- 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,358 At any one time, I can name the five seniors
- 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,401 with vodka-dipped tampons in their butts.
- 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,948 - I think I will go with you to that JV Mock Model UN meeting after all.
- 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,450 - You want to spend time doing the things I like,
- 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,910 with no ulterior motive?
- 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,705 - I don't know what "ulterior" means, so I can honestly say "Hell yes!"
- 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:54,581 - Yay!
- 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,208 [school bell rings]
- 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,919 [inaudible]
- 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,798 ♪
- 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,969 ♪
- 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,179 ♪
- 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,724 [inaudible]
- 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,601 ♪
- 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,394 [inaudible]
- 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:19,439 ♪
- 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,901 ♪
- 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:27,781 ♪
- 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:32,703 ♪
- 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:36,915 ♪
- 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,418 ♪
- 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,461 - Holy shitballs.
- 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,299 That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen.
- 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,301 - Oh, not just any Beyblade, Jesse.
- 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:51,138 This is the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition.
- 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,223 - I gotta be honest, I'm gooshing over here.
- 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,808 - Get your dirty hands off the merch, Pupa!
- 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,476 [cackles]
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,686 - Ooh.
- 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,105 - This is going to take my gambling to the next level!
- 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,948 - Wait right here, Sister. We're just packaging up your order right now.
- 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,159 I threw in an extra Swedish Fish, on the house.
- 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,827 - May the bow be with you.
- 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,163 - Look, whatever Cherie does, I just ask that you support her.
- 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,708 - Of course. Not everyone is comfortable with sainthood.
- 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,876 - She's been through a lot,
- 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,545 but at her core, she just wants to protect all of us.
- 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,423 - Well, whatever she chooses, the Wall will be stable and--
- 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,008 [screaming]
- 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,760 WOMAN: Tim! MAN: Oh god, he's dead!
- 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,802 - The cricket is back!
- 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,346 - Tim... is dead!
- 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,974 - Cherie? No, this isn't possible. How?
- 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,726 - What is she doing? - I don't know!
- 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,104 - You're all grown-ass adults who were shrunk down, just like me.
- 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,731 And you deserve the truth.
- 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,776 There is a hole in the back of the Wall!
- 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,570 - No, no, not like this.
- 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,822 - I know because Tim tried to kill me.
- 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,450 He pushed me through that hole into the backyard.
- 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,328 For the past year, I've been fighting my way back,
- 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,663 fueled by revenge.
- 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:01,166 But when I got here, Tim was already sick and dying.
- 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,794 He had convinced you that this Wall was safe,
- 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,546 when it was really a prison.
- 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,923 That cycle ends now.
- 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:13,303 Follow me. I'll show everyone the hole to the backyard!
- 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,391 [singing nasally] ♪ ...and you are the wind ♪
- 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,893 ♪ Under my sail ♪
- 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,271 [booing]
- 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,231 - Go bang a loveseat!
- 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,774 [sobbing]
- 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,526 - And now, for my talent,
- 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,573 I own the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition!
- 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,741 The counter-clockwise spin makes this Beyblade
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,993 faster than any on the market,
- 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,828 and this icy blue cyclone ridge here?
- 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,079 That's all stamina, baby.
- 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,789 This Beyblade won't stop for nothin'.
- 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,583 Behold!
- 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,585 ALL: Ooh!
- 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,545 - I know this was supposed to be a talent show,
- 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,715 but that is the sweetest Beyblade I've ever seen.
- 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,592 Yumyulack wins!
- 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,553 [cheering and applause]
- 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,097 - Wow, Yumyulack! That is one rare Beyblade.
- 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,765 You must've cleaned up on all those bets!
- 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,810 - Of course he did, because he knows school drama better than anyone.
- 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,854 How do you know so much about the teenage heart?
- 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,900 - Don't tell anyone, but you know that uglier alien I hang out with, Jesse?
- 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,360 She's a loser who's obsessed with other people's lives.
- 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,070 I tricked her into giving me intel.
- 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,071 Smart, right?
- 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,532 Oh shit. She's standing right behind me, isn't she?
- 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,784 Oh shit, she's behind the curtain, isn't she?
- 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,995 Oh shit. I accidentally butt dialed her, didn't I?
- 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,080 - No, man, she's hovering above you in a Lakitu cloud.
- 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,831 [gasps]
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,418 - Wow. Here I am, in the Lakitu cloud I wanted to share with you.
- 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:30,047 But now? No way, Jose. No more hanging out with this sucker.
- 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,716 - Damn! I never would have bagged on you if I knew I'd get caught!
- 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,552 - Sweet talk like that isn't going to work this time.
- 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,595 [sobs]
- 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,305 Don't follow me! - Jesse!
- 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,099 Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud on being sour!
- 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,935 Come on! Let me use you!
- 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,436 [Jesse sobbing]
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,771 AISHA: What's wrong, baby girl?
- 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,398 Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent
- 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,775 even though you're from outer space?
- 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,944 - I thought Yumyulack and I were bonding,
- 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,695 but he was just using me.
- 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,988 AISHA: Hey, don't cry.
- 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,032 Yumyulack's a piece of shit.
- 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,784 We all hate his ass so much.
- 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,743 - But he was right!
- 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,995 I only pay attention to other kids at school
- 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,541 because I don't have a crazy sexcapade of my own.
- 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,627 AISHA: I got all sorts of sexcapades in my cold metal innards,
- 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,378 you want one?
- 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,797 - Thanks, Aisha, but this is high school.
- 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,924 I don't think you understand what we like.
- 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:17,553 AISHA: How about Korean pop sensations BTK?
- 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,762 JESSE: Wait, did you mean BTS?
- 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,431 AISHA: I can't afford BTS, get the fuck outta here.
- 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,267 - I mean, I'd rather it be BTS.
- 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,560 AISHA: Do you wanna do seven minutes in heaven
- 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,812 with a South Korean boy band or not?
- 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,355 [deep breath]
- 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,316 - Let's... get... awkward. [cracks knuckles]
- 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,152 ♪
- 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,237 [grunts]
- 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,114 - It's hardly drifting at all. We're looking good.
- 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,533 - I'm going to put acupuncture needles in your spine to keep you alert.
- 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,659 - Bonus. Hit me. - Goddammit.
- 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,911 Hey! You're gonna need to get off my property right now
- 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,038 or shit is gonna get real-real real fast.
- 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,957 - We will, Glen. As soon as our bullet comes down.
- 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,668 - Yeah, chill out, Glen. We're on collectible bullet business here.
- 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,587 - Nobody disrespects the Glen.
- 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,588 This ends now.
- 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,798 Prepare for Glen Justice. [cracks knuckles]
- 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,967 Hey. Get off my property. Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,510 - Cut it out! I'm trying to peep!
- 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,261 - Glen, quit it!
- 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,805 Your feeble slapping won't move the needle, and you know it.
- 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,349 [door opens, closes]
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,560 - Oh-ho-ho, which bullet is it, Terry?
- 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,477 [gunshot]
- 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,604 That one? [gunshots]
- 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,980 One of those? [gunshots]
- 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:10,898 - Nice try.
- 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,443 - Those bullets are way too cheap to be seen from a distance, you asshole.
- 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,819 [school bell rings]
- 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,446 - Bless your timeline with this, simps!
- 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:21,241 Ya boy paid for this sick swag with bets I won by myself!
- 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,492 [cheering, laughing]
- 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,453 [tires squealing]
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,456 [screaming]
- 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,794 - Oh. Where am I? Wha-what's going on?
- 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,171 [screaming]
- 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,216 - Scholastic Headquarters. Or what's left of it anyway.
- 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,008 - My eye!
- 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,637 - The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you.
- 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,056 - W-what did I do? I can hardly even read!
- 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:44,973 [groans]
- 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,309 - When students spend all their money on high school bets,
- 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,144 they don't spend money on books.
- 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,854 - Kids can do whatever they want with their money.
- 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,064 Scholastic doesn't own them.
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:54,107 - Oh really? Bring him out.
- 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,485 Meet Andy St. Clair.
- 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,862 He started a fundraiser for the homeless.
- 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,950 All his classmates donated their allowances to that
- 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,326 instead of Scholastic.
- 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,702 Waldos? How many copies
- 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,247 of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie did that cost us?
- 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,960 You have one week to get me my money,
- 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,047 or it's "one fish, two fish, dead fish... you fish."
- 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,006 [gulps]
- 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,136 [grunting]
- 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,306 - There it is, the path to freedom.
- 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,600 Nobody can keep it from you anymore.
- 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,768 But it's dangerous.
- 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:33,814 - Praise be unto Cherie for showing us this Glory Hole.
- 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,566 She should be our new leader!
- 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,234 [cheering and applause]
- 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:37,818 - No!
- 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,487 No. I refuse. No more leaders.
- 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,530 - But we need you.
- 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,408 - Let me out of here! I need to breathe fresh air and eat Chipotle!
- 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,660 [screaming]
- 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,744 [hoots]
- 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,079 [crowd gasps]
- 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,081 - I told you it was dangerous.
- 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,500 Look, before you decide to leave, just hear me out.
- 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,295 What we need is a government of people
- 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,463 elected by each level of the Wall.
- 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,342 One you don't build with mid-century modern cardboard houses
- 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,053 or gardens made from Kind Bar seeds.
- 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,848 We built it with people, with love,
- 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,684 and with the motherfucking truth.
- 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,104 [cheering and applause]
- 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,606 - Jesse, where are you?
- 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,152 Whoa, you're all that!
- 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,864 - I did seven minutes in heaven with BTK,
- 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:27,451 and then I did it again for a full 14.
- 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:31,455 I am a loser who cares about other people's stories no more!
- 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,207 - Jesse, you can't do this to me!
- 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,000 - Sucks to suck, suckface!
- 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,502 Eat this kitty with a spoon!
- 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,212 - I'm sorry about everything.
- 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,507 You were right, I got into betting because I was hurt about Annie.
- 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:42,591 I was never her bae.
- 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,093 I was embarrassed to be a stupid joke, and I was covering it up.
- 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,472 But I took it too far. And now Scholastic is on my ass.
- 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,807 I gotta place the biggest bet the school has ever seen,
- 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,601 or a couple of Waldos are gonna make sure
- 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,187 I have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
- 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:58,524 - I'm too evolved to care about that stuff, Yumyulack.
- 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,235 - I really did want to fly around in that Lakitu cloud with you,
- 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,402 and now I never will.
- 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,279 - You really did?
- 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,657 - Of course. That cloud can go anywhere.
- 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,910 - I may not know what kids do in high school anymore,
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,495 [gasps] but I know who does.
- 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,121 The movies. - Really?
- 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,957 Aren't they made by out-of-touch rich old white guys?
- 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,250 - Nah, they're super accurate.
- 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,211 ♪ You're the best around ♪
- 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,421 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
- 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,924 ♪ You're the best around ♪
- 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,385 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
- 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,971 ♪ You're the best around ♪
- 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,472 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever... ♪
- 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:34,017 - Wow, I should have watched '80s teen movies a long time ago!
- 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,854 Now I know everything about school, and how I'm going to get that money.
- 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,814 Only tricky part is where to find a teen wolf.
- 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,315 - I've got you covered.
- 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,193 - Brah, you really bet 50-to-1
- 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,487 that all these things are gonna happen at the game tonight?
- 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,948 - Yeah, I did. Because I believe in miracles.
- 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,033 I believe there's magic in this world and--
- 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,244 - Holy shit, what an idiot! - We'll take that bet!
- 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,329 [all clamoring] PUPA: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
- 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,165 - No, Pupa. Don't bet on this. It's a scam.
- 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,041 [grunts]
- 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,170 - Oh my god, Korvo. It's coming back down!
- 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,213 Our bullet is coming home to papa and papa!
- 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,673 - I lined a bucket with a bulletproof vest.
- 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,217 - Oh yeah, my man! Thinking like that's why you're team leader.
- 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,302 It's getting closer! It's-- [tires squeal]
- 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,094 Ohh!
- 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,096 - Fuck yeah! Wooo!
- 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,098 - No! I lost it! I lost it!
- 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,850 - Fuck! Why did you do that, you asshole?
- 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,186 - Because America, bitch. I do what I want!
- 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,688 Y'all are just dumb aliens, and you need to respect cars
- 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,565 if you're gonna live here! Car culture rules!
- 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,941 Eat my ass!
- 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,611 [screams] - Oh, there it is!
- 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,487 It's in his foot! - Yes! We got the bullet back!
- 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,072 Glen's shattered foot bones cushioned it. - Oh no!
- 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,492 Help! I've been shot! Aliens shot me!
- 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,452 Help!
- 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,205 [giggles] - You really think that was the best plan?
- 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,497 To just give it all up?
- 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,541 - I don't know, but I can't hide Pezlie
- 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,001 while also being the leader.
- 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,419 Secrets like that never last.
- 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,546 - You know, people will go out that hole.
- 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,423 They could get hurt. - Yeah, they will.
- 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,009 But that's part of the price you pay for freedom.
- 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,470 Nothing will be the same anymore.
- 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,973 Yes, people will go and try to find a way to get big again.
- 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,518 I don't know if they'll make it out of the side yard,
- 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,144 but we are Wallians,
- 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,104 resilience is what we do.
- 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,650 Those who choose to stay are going to build a better world.
- 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,236 No one person is going to save us.
- 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,863 We're going to save each other.
- 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,864 [crowd chanting]
- 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,034 ♪
- 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,537 - Hmm. They really cleaned it up.
- 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:20,040 - Well, after all that talk about not leading, here you are.
- 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,042 - Blame it on level 12. People wrote me in.
- 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:22,960 [gavel banging]
- 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,837 - Welcome! Please, take your seats.
- 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:28,006 What an exciting and historic moment for us all.
- 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,677 So many lives were lost on our journey to get this far.
- 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,846 Souls we'll never forget.
- 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,056 Life here can be hard.
- 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,185 But with you, a stable government for the first time ever,
- 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:44,147 the people of the Wall can finally live in peace.
- 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:44,982 [electricity crackling]
- 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:48,485 [people screaming]
- 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,033 - Whoa, that alien is "Pretty in Pink."
- 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,995 And I just "Came to America" in my "Pants".
- 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,122 [door opens]
- 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,043 - Jesse, if I get killed today by a beloved children's book character,
- 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,754 I need you to know that I have a secret family in Austin.
- 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,340 You gotta track them down, tell them I love them,
- 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,217 and also that I'm an alien.
- 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:13,635 [whistle blows]
- 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,055 ♪
- 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,600 [grunting]
- 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:25,522 [howling]
- 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,817 MAN: Mrs. Perry is kissing Dylan!
- 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,944 YUMYULACK: That's not part of the plan! JESSE: Wait for it.
- 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,322 - I'm not a student, I'm an undercover journalist
- 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,115 writing an expose on TILFs.
- 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,577 - You stole our routine!
- 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:41,872 You don't respect our unconventional dancing style!
- 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,207 [kicks thudding]
- 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,043 - It's working! All we have to do is win the big game!
- 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:46,919 - Don't jinx it!
- 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,633 [howling]
- 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,885 YUMYULACK: [gasps] Two Teen Wolfs!
- 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,512 No, no, no, no, no!
- 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,263 This can't be happening!
- 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:02,726 [buzzer sounds]
- 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,896 I am fucked! - Oh shit!
- 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,107 We gotta jet! Pronto, chachi!
- 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,109 - Holy shit, who would have predicted
- 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,903 that both teams would have a Teen Wolf?
- 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,781 - So why the fuck would you make a side bet with this little shit-stain
- 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:16,657 that that would happen?
- 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,950 He's taking all our money.
- 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,993 - Fuck you, Clark. - No, fuck you, Mark.
- 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,995 You hamburgered the goddamn Hamburgers!
- 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,038 - Take that back!
- 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,708 [grunting]
- 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,255 - If we hurry, we can jump in the river and float to Mexico!
- 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,464 - It'll take a couple of months,
- 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,050 but it's hard to run and plan at the same time!
- 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,635 [both gasp]
- 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,181 - Where's my $82,000.63?
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,599 - I have the sixty-three cents
- 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,978 and a great idea for an X-rated Clifford the Big Red Dog parody
- 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,939 you can have for free as long as I retain the TV rights.
- 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,024 - This is the Magic Knife Bus.
- 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,235 Time for it to take an educational adventure
- 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,612 into the wonders of your chest!
- 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,448 [screaming]
- 00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,950 - Pupa's in the house!
- 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,661 - Pupa! You gotta spot me some of that cash, quick!
- 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,329 - Beyblade. - What?
- 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,206 No way. That Beyblade is worth way more than--
- 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,749 [screaming]
- 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,043 - For cryin' out loud, just give him the top!
- 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,338 - It's a battle top with a frost-powered cyclone ridge!
- 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,674 - Stop Beysplaining and just fuckin' do it.
- 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,634 [groaning]
- 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,470 - Next time, think twice before you fuck
- 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,599 with the children's publishing cartel, ya little shit rag.
- 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,100 - Yay!
- 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,059 [groaning]
- 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,395 - What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved
- 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,521 in the shooting of a man's foot?
- 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,689 - Bing says seven years,
- 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,649 but Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election.
- 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,568 - Okay. All we have to do is hide Glen away somewhere
- 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,986 for seven years, and we'll be in the clear.
- 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,196 - Call an ambulance already!
- 00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,864 - Where can we hide someone for seven years
- 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,490 without anyone hearing him scream for help?
- 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,909 - Oh god, oh god.
- 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,202 - We could--
- 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,162 - Shoot him into orbit in a Glen-sized cryochamber
- 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,788 to circle the earth in suspended animation
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,707 until the statute of limitations has passed?
- 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,167 - And then after that, we make out?
- 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,376 - Maybe. - That means no.
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,295 - No, it means... maybe.
- 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,464 - No, no, no. Stop, stop! Don't do this! Please.
- 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,008 In, in retrospect, I shouldn't have fetishized my car.
- 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,676 It's my fault. Help! It's my fault.
- 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,762 Really, I'm insecure! Please, I'm sorry. Please don't do this!
- 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:02,888 - Think of it as your Eat Pray Love!
- 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,307 - Help! Please, please. I don't want to be in orbit!
- 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,142 I don't want to be in orbit! [rumbling]
- 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,228 [whooshing]
- 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,147 - Is he going to be okay up there?
- 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,149 - Sure. My calculations are never wrong.
- 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,693 Unless someone put an unregistered satellite in orbit.
- 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,362 [clanging]
- 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:23,242 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪
- 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:27,955 ♪
- 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,457 ♪
- 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,001 Hold up those heels, Terry. (shutter clicks)
- 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,419 Yass, niece!
- 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,422 - You know, you gotta admit we make a pretty good team.
- 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,966 - I don't know which has brought us closer:
- 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,926 our bullet or our OnlyFans.
- 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,428 - Thanks for trying to save my ass with Scholastic
- 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,555 after I was such a dick.
- 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,597 That was really cool of you.
- 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,390 - I had to.
- 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,851 You're the closest equivalent I have to a brother.
- 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:52,437 I just wish I knew where that second Teen Wolf came from.
- 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,814 Pupa lucked out.
- 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,483 Without it, he would never have gotten that Beyblade.
- 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,152 - You think all those other kids we forced into movie situations
- 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,153 will turn out okay?
- 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,239 - What do I look like, a fortune teller?
- 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,282 Marone!
- 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,242 - ♪ You know you make me wanna ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,077 - ♪ Lift my heels up and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,829 - ♪ Throw my hands back and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,539 - ♪ Kick my heels up and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,124 - ♪ Come on now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,625 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,627 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,462 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,089 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,841 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,593 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,386 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,096 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,806 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,600 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,310 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,020 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,771 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,523 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,317 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,027 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,945 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,530 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,490 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪
- 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,452 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,204 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,955 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,707 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪
- 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,084 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪
- 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:02,299 [pulsing]
- 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,676 [groaning]
- 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,887 - Where am I? Where's my car?
- 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:10,224 - You're under arrest for flying an unlicensed cryo pod
- 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,683 in a residential nebula.
- 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,435 - Punk. [Glen grunts]
- 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,978 ♪ hard rock guitar riff plays ♪
- 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:20,484 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:24,738 ♪
- 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,816 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:08,516 ШКОЛА ИМЕНИ ДЖЕЙМСА ЭРЛА ДЖОНСА
- 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:08,516 НЕ КОРМИТЕ ПРИЗРАКОВ
- 00:01:23,546 --> 00:01:25,576 ПРОДАНО
- 00:03:00,566 --> 00:03:02,166 ОДОБРЕНО HULU
- 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,816 ИСПОЛЬЗУЮТ ЛИ ДИАНА И РИТА ПАЛЬЧИК?
- 00:07:05,646 --> 00:07:06,856 НЕ ОДОБРЕНО HULU
- 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:19,516 ДЖИММИ НИКЕЛЬС ТРАХНЕТ: А. ДИВАН Б. ПИРОГ В. ТВОЮ МАМКУ Г. ВСЁ ВЫШЕПЕРЕЧИСЛЕННОЕ
- 00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:30,616 РЕДКИЙ БЕЙБЛЭЙД
- 00:07:31,106 --> 00:07:32,536 У ТРЕЙСИ МЮЛЛЕРА ДВЕ МОШОНКИ
- 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:34,536 ЭНТОНИ СМОЖЕТ ВЗЯТЬ ВЫХОДНОЙ
- 00:09:18,656 --> 00:09:22,226 ШОУ ТАЛАНТОВ
- 00:17:02,636 --> 00:17:04,506 ДЕНЬ ВЫБОРОВ!
- 00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:05,976 ГОЛОСУЙТЕ ЗДЕСЬ
- 00:17:05,976 --> 00:17:07,686 УРНА ДЛЯ БЮЛЛЕТЕНЕЙ
- 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,526 СТЕНА ВЫБОРЫ СЕГОДНЯ!
- 00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:12,396 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ, ПРЕДСТАВИТЕЛИ СТЕНЫ!
- 00:18:24,326 --> 00:18:25,416 ИГРОК СТАНЕТ ВОЛЧОНКОМ
- 00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:36,726 ЖУРНАЛИСТ ПОД ПРИКРЫТИЕМ
- 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,606 ДРАКА ЧИРЛИДЕРШ
- 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:02,686 ФИНАЛ
- 00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:03,746 ХОЗЯЕВА ГОСТИ
- 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,596 ДЖИММИ НИКЕЛЬС ПОЛУЧИЛ РАБОТУ В МЕБЕЛЬНОМ МАГАЗИНЕ «ЭШЛИ»
- 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:07,886 ОН УМРЁТ, ТАК И НЕ ВСТРЕТИВ ЭШЛИ.
- 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:11,636 ПОЛУЧЕННЫЕ ДЕНЬГИ ПОЗВОЛИЛИ МИСС ДРАГГЛ УЙТИ ИЗ ИЗДАТЕЛЬСКОГО БИЗНЕСА
- 00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:12,906 И НАЧАТЬ СТРОИТЬ ШКОЛЫ В НИКАРАГУА
- 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,746 ЭННИ ШЛЮХА В ЖОПУ ЭННИ. Я НИКОГДА ЕЁ НЕ ПРОЩУ
- 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:20,566 МАРК И КЛАРК ГАМБУРГЕГРЫ СДЕЛАЛИ ДНК-ТЕСТ И УЗНАЛИ, ЧТО ОНИ НЕ БРАТЬЯ
- 00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:24,086 ОКАЗАЛОСЬ, ЧТО ОНИ ОТЕЦ И СЫН
- 00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:29,566 СТОП, ОНИ ОДНОГОДКИ НА ВИД КАК ОНИ МОГУТ БЫТЬ ОТЦОМ И СЫНОМ?
- 00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:31,036 ЭТО, ТИПА, ШУТКА?
- 00:22:31,036 --> 00:22:34,546 ЛЕНИВЫЕ СЦЕНАРИСТЫ... НО Я ПРОСТО ДЕЛАЮ СУБТИТРЫ, ОТКУДА МНЕ ЗНАТЬ?
- 00:22:34,546 --> 00:22:36,566 ИЗВИНИТЕ. ТЯЖЁЛЫЙ ДЕНЬ
- 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:43,256 Я ДОЛЖЕН БЫЛ ДЕЛАТЬ СУБТИТРЫ К «ЗВЁЗДНЫМ ВОЙНАМ», НО РАБОТКУ СНОВА УВЕЛИ ИЗ-ПОД НОСА
- 00:22:43,256 --> 00:22:48,976 СУКА. НЕ ВЕРИТСЯ, ЧТО НАЗВАЛ ДЕВОЧКУ ШЛЮХОЙ ПАРУ КАДРОВ НАЗАД
- 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,296 О ЧЁМ Я ДУМАЛ? Я В РАЗДРАЕ
- 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,656 Я БЛАГОДАРЕН ЗА ЭТУ РАБОТУ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, НЕ УВОЛЬНЯЙТЕ
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