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Кристаллизатор с кубической решёткой
The Cubic Lattice Crystallizer
Сезон: 03Серия: 08
Описание
Инопланетяне уже много дней не ссорились друг с другом, поэтому решают по этому поводу устроить себе отпуск. Вся компания отправляется в отель на озере, где они отдыхали несколько лет назад. В этот раз, однако, все посетители и персонал ведут себя там очень странно. В Стене тем временем пропало электричество. Команда добровольцев во главе с Шерри спускается на опасный нижний этаж. Там они встречают людей, ведущих примитивный образ жизни.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,471 [snoring]
- 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,931 [loud guitar riff playing] - Aah!
- 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,807 What the fuck is happening?
- 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,392 - We just hit a major milestone.
- 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,436 One hundred days without a fight!
- 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,855 - We did it! - It's official.
- 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,982 The Solar Opposites finally get along.
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,025 ALL: Mmm.
- 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,486 - No more fighting. The dawn of a new era.
- 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,238 - It really bugs me how you chose to tell us.
- 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,948 But since we're post-fight, I'm letting it go.
- 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:31,949 - So what do we do now?
- 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,742 Obviously we should reward ourselves. But how?
- 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,911 I mean, pancakes and oral. Crepes and rimming.
- 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,747 - We do crepes and rimming too much. It's-- it's not a treat anymore.
- 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,708 But check out this commercial signal I received on social media.
- 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,793 YUMYULACK: I love Little Mountain Lake.
- 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,211 - We haven't been in so long.
- 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,129 - You booked us a vacation. Oh!
- 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,215 - You bet your fluid-filled sacs, I did.
- 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,676 I already packed up all your shit. We're leaving right now.
- 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,303 - Wouldn't the hover platform be faster?
- 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,765 - Yes, but we're unplugging this trip, so all sci-fi stays home.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,142 And I left it all with Joey, the homeschool kid from next door.
- 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,185 [explosion booms] [screaming]
- 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,563 - There will be no divorce!
- 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,357 Burn on the pyre of your misfortune!
- 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,360 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
- 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,320 Until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,949 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
- 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,034 and escaped into, uh, the space,
- 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,370 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,040 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,750 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,544 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,921 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,381 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,091 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,634 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,845 They're always talking about brunch. Brunch isn't real.
- 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,972 It's either bread or crunch. You can't have both.
- 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,098 Pick a lane, idiots!
- 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,226 ♪
- 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,981 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪
- 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,233 [fire crackling]
- 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,570 - Hey, you gave him more than me!
- 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,988 - Fuck you! I'm doing my best!
- 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,157 - Gimme that. [all shouting, grunting]
- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,367 - Order!
- 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,328 There will be order in the people's house!
- 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,747 This is our second day without power.
- 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:05,083 If present conditions continue, we're completely fucked.
- 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,377 In three days' time, The Wall will run out of food.
- 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,506 In five days, water. The lucky ones will freeze.
- 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,634 - But, uh, when will be run out of the tiny pieces of Snickers wrapper
- 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,885 we use to wipe our tushes?
- 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,595 - We're already down to fun size.
- 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,055 [all gasp]
- 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,099 I yield the floor to Nicole who served as power minister
- 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,477 in both the Tim and Duke administrations.
- 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,812 - After the revolution, Tim and I figured out a way
- 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,148 to patch into the wire that powers the plug
- 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,900 the replicants use for their TV.
- 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,277 That wire must have frayed or come loose.
- 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,446 Either way, it needs to be reconnected.
- 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,073 - Great. Why haven't we done it already?
- 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,535 - Because it's on the very bottom level.
- 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,661 - Shit. - Yeah.
- 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,080 After the Duke's flood, who knows what it's like down there.
- 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,499 - Everyone who's gone down either came back crazy--
- 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,042 - Or didn't come back at all.
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,836 - I've been down to those levels,
- 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,921 but I need volunteers to go with me.
- 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,673 - Joe Sanders reporting for duty.
- 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,133 I don't give a shit how crazy those lower Wall folk are,
- 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,344 I'll kill 'em all if it means I get to take a hot shower.
- 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,181 - Alright, Sanders. Great energy. Thank you.
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,266 Anyone else?
- 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,561 Eyepatch guy. You got to come with us.
- 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,895 You look like a badass.
- 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,857 - I got this eyepatch from playing too much 3DS in the dark.
- 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,775 - Okay, well, you're still coming.
- 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,818 - So am I.
- 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,737 If I'm going to freeze to death, may as well be heroically.
- 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,614 - We could use one more.
- 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,662 - I like the Royal Blue.
- 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,747 Unless you like the Regal Navy.
- 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,082 - Halk, we need to-- Oh.
- 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,668 Nova, hi. Do you mind if I speak with your husband?
- 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,711 Parliament business.
- 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,838 - Of course. I'll be in the nursery.
- 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,048 - We've been thinking a lot about the future.
- 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,508 Our future. - Bullshit.
- 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,260 If that were true, you'd be coming with me
- 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,469 instead of playing decorator.
- 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,097 - I can't go on some suicide mission. I have a life here.
- 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,265 - And I don't?
- 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,268 I'm leaving my... Pezlie behind to do this,
- 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:49,021 because there is no future for her, or your wife,
- 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,147 if we don't fix this.
- 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,524 - I'm sorry, Cherie, my hero days are behind me.
- 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,651 - Do you even know what you want to be instead?
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,362 - A dancer. It's an old dream of mine from college.
- 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,572 Been working on my splits.
- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,740 [grunts]
- 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,492 - That's great, Halk. I'll see you around.
- 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,077 - Hey, I never asked to be a hero.
- 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,370 - Nobody ever does.
- 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,663 They just are.
- 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,373 [door opens, closes]
- 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,374 [eagle cries]
- 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,127 [tires squealing] [all scream]
- 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,213 - Hey, you almost made me spill my mayo fries,
- 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,715 which I just invented 'cause I'm a fucking genius.
- 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,716 Try. Try, try, try, try.
- 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,676 - Ooh. It's the Little effing Mountain!
- 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,304 ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lake! Little Mountain Lake!
- 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,805 Little Mountain Lake!
- 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,099 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪
- 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,769 ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lodge! Little Mountain Lodge!
- 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,229 Little Mountain Lodge!
- 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,940 [all cheering] - We're here.
- 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,859 I used the cubic lattice crystallizer to make some fresh diamonds
- 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:36,985 so we could tip everybody.
- 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,362 - Do you have change for a De Beers?
- 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,489 You know what? Take the whole corundum.
- 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,740 - Thank you, Jesse.
- 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,534 - See how he remembered my name?
- 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,868 That's classy.
- 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,829 - Terry, Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack,
- 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,373 welcome back to LML!
- 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,792 It's been two years since your last visit.
- 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,044 - Two years too long if you ask me.
- 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,088 [all laugh]
- 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,756 Ah, I love how funny I am here.
- 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,341 - In honor of your return,
- 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,177 we've upgraded you to the Grand Moff suite.
- 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,345 - Whoa! Grand Moff?
- 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,181 That's the highest civilian rank for a regional governor in the Empire.
- 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,142 - Tastes great, right.
- 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,437 Even if the room sucked, I'd still stay here just for the coffee.
- 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,605 [all laugh] [Jesse spits]
- 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,191 - Oh, Bill. He loves to crack wise.
- 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:19,736 Hi, we're the Johnsons. Just came in from Des Plaines, Chicago.
- 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,446 - Your bounty hunter outfit is sick.
- 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,866 - Oh, uh, thanks. It's got a neural shockwave pinned in the sleeve.
- 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:24,867 - I can tell.
- 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,368 - Look, let's skip the foreplay.
- 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,870 Will you be our vacation friends?
- 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,913 - Yes. A thousand times, yes. - I thought you'd never ask.
- 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,206 [Bill and Tracy laugh]
- 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,250 - We're all checked in. Who the fuck is this?
- 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,336 - They're our vacay besties, the Johnsons!
- 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,671 - Yes, vacation friends!
- 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,507 They're the perfect choice to regret later having in all of our photographs.
- 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,343 ♪ upbeat music ♪
- 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,305 ♪ I found out long ago ♪
- 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,473 ♪ Oooohhhh ♪
- 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,018 ♪ It's a long way down the Holiday Road ♪
- 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,353 ALL: Yeah! [all laugh]
- 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:58,192 ♪ Holiday Road ♪
- 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:02,446 ♪ Holiday Road ♪
- 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,990 - Wow. I just invented mayo fries today,
- 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,909 and they already have a whole restaurant for it.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,036 Little Mountain Lake is really on the cutting edge.
- 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,079 - Didn't that fried dough place used to be here?
- 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,123 - Oh. Remember when I liked fried dough?
- 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,750 Sounds so disgusting now.
- 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,126 [both laugh]
- 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,378 - Hello there, friend.
- 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,506 Might I interest you in our train museum?
- 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,174 - I'm not into trains anymore.
- 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,301 - You... aren't into trains?
- 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,554 - No, it's been a sore spot ever since Terry here tried to board me.
- 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,098 - Well, I only did that because you turned yourself into a train out of spite.
- 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,391 - It was my hobby!
- 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,768 - We brought tiki drinks.
- 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,561 - Oh. - Tracy, turn loose that rum swizzle.
- 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,606 - Oh, Bill's back, and he's brought tiki drinks!
- 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,149 You got a friend in me, Bill.
- 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,985 ♪ ominous music ♪
- 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,362 - We got a problem.
- 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:47,407 - If she's crying, bounce. Don't rock her. She hates rocking.
- 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,536 She'll drink mouse milk, but not too much, she gets gassy.
- 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,621 Oh god, I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,830 - Hey, we got this.
- 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,124 Pezlie is the most important thing in this Wall.
- 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,627 The Bowinian Order will guard her with our lives.
- 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,629 - Thank you, Sister. You've been a lifesaver.
- 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,297 Now hopefully I can return the favor.
- 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,174 [kisses] [Pezlie giggles]
- 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,972 Alright. Last chance to pussy out.
- 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,348 - Not me. I'm tough as they come.
- 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,642 Check it out. I branded myself with a hot staple.
- 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,602 EYEPATCH GUY: Is that the Lacoste logo?
- 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,770 - It's all I know how to draw.
- 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,188 The point is, I'm tough as shit.
- 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,273 [Halk laughs] [screams]
- 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:22,484 - If you're worried about being tracked, I'd quiet down.
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,278 - I thought you didn't do suicide missions.
- 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:28,073 - Well, I don't, but my insane friend needs backup.
- 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,287 - Okay, stay close.
- 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,914 These levels have been off the grid for months.
- 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,000 Who knows what's been growing in the dark.
- 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,128 - I hope there's a Starbucks 'cause I already have to take a shit.
- 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,299 - Terry!
- 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,467 - I never get tired of how friendly everyone is.
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,970 Hey! Hello! Hi there! Follow me. I follow back!
- 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,638 - And I am loving my vacation robe.
- 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,683 It's a little bit coarser, but in all the right spots.
- 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,311 Huh, wasn't this a train museum yesterday?
- 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,479 - Sure was. Now it's the Hall of Betrayals.
- 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,982 Come on in! First hundred guests get free ring pops.
- 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,109 - Ring me, baby! - Um, bury the lede much?
- 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,819 [sucking]
- 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,738 - This is a dece' collection of betrayals
- 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,866 Guy who killed Caesar, Jay Leno refusing to give up The Tonight Show--
- 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,160 Korvo, what am I looking at?
- 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,579 - Uh, looks like it could possibly be me.
- 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,080 It-it's really hard to tell.
- 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,542 M-maybe getting boned by the Red Goobler on his bachelor party last year.
- 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,628 [laughs] So weird that this is in here.
- 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,880 Wasn't really even a betrayal.
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,924 What's that look? You said it didn't bother you!
- 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,509 - Oh, well, I guess there's no chance
- 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:31,136 I was just armoring myself emotionally by--
- 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:35,265 - Ah! I'm cumming harder than I do with Terry!
- 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,101 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,563 - Oh, they have a Lando and Han Solo exhibit, let-let's find that.
- 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,108 - This one's cryptic. - You fucking dick! That's you!
- 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,652 I bought those Takis at the store,
- 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,820 but someone ate them all before I could even have one.
- 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,197 You told me it was the Pupa!
- 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,366 If that's true, then explain this animatronic.
- 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,493 - Yeah, I did it, okay! I was eating my feelings.
- 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:57,496 All the bad ones left over from when you let the Red Goobler fuck you!
- 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,456 - You're acting like that's a bigger deal than the Takis.
- 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,541 But it's not!
- 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,126 - It all went according to plan.
- 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,630 Whoever has eyes on the replicants, start Phase Two.
- 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,132 - Wow, it doesn't look as little
- 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,926 when you're up on the actual mountain, you know.
- 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,345 - Relax, Yumyulack, you'll do great.
- 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,347 [whispering] Get... out! - Huh?
- 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,557 - She means, "Get out!"
- 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,600 Like, "Get on out down that mountain!"
- 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,061 That's how we say it in Des Plaines. Come on! The race is starting.
- 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,355 [gun fires]
- 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,982 ♪
- 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:25,983 [whooshing]
- 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,026 ♪
- 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,237 ♪
- 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,572 [crowd cheering]
- 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:36,159 - I'm the king of Little Mountain and that little-ass lake!
- 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,996 Hey, they spelled my name wrong. Funyulack.
- 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,707 Wait, Funyulack's your pretend-o-deck version of me.
- 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:42,708 That was fucked up.
- 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,752 - Come on, you can't still be mad about that. I tried to kill him.
- 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,004 - But you killed me instead.
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,798 - Whatever! You made me cheat at the Olympics!
- 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,593 - I don't make you do anything! You delegate all our hijinks to me!
- 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,303 - Fuck you! I do not!
- 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,930 - Phase Two complete.
- 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,516 But now we need a new fucking Danielle.
- 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,644 ♪
- 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,438 [all panting]
- 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,939 - These maps are useless.
- 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,525 Everything down here is decayed and mucky.
- 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,362 - Aw fuck! Die! Die! Die! Die!
- 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,363 - It's plastic!
- 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,741 HALK: GI Joes.
- 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,410 Too bad, they totally lose their value when they're crucified.
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,498 - Let's move. We're being watched.
- 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,794 - Uh, may-- maybe we should double back and take the Boo-Hoo Hole to the bottom.
- 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,963 It can't make you boo-hoo as much as the name implies.
- 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,925 - [scoffs] The Duke threw me down the Boo-Hoo Hole. Once was enough.
- 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,801 - It's full of spiders now anyway.
- 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,471 - Pssh! How many action figures are they gonna--
- 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,181 Oh fuck, real head!
- 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,308 - Oh man, it's Mark.
- 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,101 Delivery guy, went missing weeks ago.
- 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,187 Used to pull his balls out of his pants as a joke.
- 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,147 He'd say, "Hey, look, I got gum on my pants,"
- 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,774 but it wasn't gum, it was his scrotum.
- 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,567 Still, he didn't deserve this.
- 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,445 [indiscernible whispers]
- 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,073 - Aw, man. That cannot be sanitary.
- 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,410 MAN: Please! WOMAN: Water!
- 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,495 WOMAN 2: Water!
- 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,914 [indiscernible muttering]
- 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,666 [hissing] - I'm gonna torch 'em!
- 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,376 - No, they're too close, you'll burn us!
- 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,711 - Go on! Git! Leave 'em alone!
- 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,213 Take your muck and get out of here.
- 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,966 - Thanks, pal. Let's get you on your--
- 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,008 What the fuck?
- 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,636 - Just a mild case of muck foot. Pretty common around here.
- 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,889 - The name's Avocado Eggrolls. 'Cause I like avocados.
- 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,890 - And eggrolls?
- 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,559 - I fucking hate eggrolls!
- 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,270 Anyhoo, I heard you're headed to the bottom levels.
- 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,106 You need a guide, old Avocado Eggrolls will show you the way.
- 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,109 - We don't have time for this Skyrim side quest bullshit.
- 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,110 He'll slow us down.
- 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,363 - Hey, don't be ableist. You already said the map was useless.
- 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,615 Okay, Avocado, where to?
- 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,412 - This is it. Just right around this--
- 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,831 [muttering]
- 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,584 - I-I didn't sign up for this shit, man.
- 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,043 We're gonna die down here!
- 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,047 - Well, well, well, what the muck do we have here?
- 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,884 - I brought you some real upper floor softies, Plat.
- 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,095 - What the fuck, Avocado! I carried you for two hours!
- 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,347 - A real eggroll move, ya dumbass.
- 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,932 [cackling]
- 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,350 - Fucking muck people.
- 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,186 - Muck people are people too, you know.
- 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,729 The upper Wall has forgotten us.
- 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,315 Wall name is Platinum Stevie. These are my people.
- 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,776 I protect 'em, clean their mucky wounds, feed them deodorant shavings.
- 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,778 And in return, they do as I say.
- 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,739 Like when I tell them to kill you!
- 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,451 - Try it and I'll slice you up like an onion volcano.
- 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,204 - You're spicy. Guess we're all gonna die today.
- 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,748 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want no quarrel with you, Platinum Stevie.
- 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,041 We're just here to turn the power on.
- 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,919 We don't want to interfere with whatever muck life you've stirred up down here.
- 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,338 You could help us. - Ha! I'll never help you.
- 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,382 Power on, power off: it's all the same in the muck.
- 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,425 Grab them!
- 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,719 - What if we could offer you something? Something that you don't have down here?
- 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,096 What about a seat in Parliament, huh?
- 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,807 Your forgotten muck people could be represented at the top of the Wall.
- 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,685 - Platinum Stevie, part of the inner circle, huh?
- 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,686 Sounds nice.
- 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397 I bet you're saving the best muck of all up there, aren't you?
- 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,733 - Uh... metaphorically, sure.
- 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,653 - You've got yourself a deal! You are now my guests.
- 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,072 You may have safe muck harbor tonight.
- 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,949 Tomorrow, I'll take you where you want to go,
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,201 and then you can take me up.
- 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:07,162 BILL: So I spent all summer fixing up that old Corvette.
- 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,122 Korvo, you seem mechanically minded.
- 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,499 You ever tinker around with a hot rod?
- 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,751 - I have never once tinkered. - Your butt tinkers.
- 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,794 - What? - Nothing.
- 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,963 - [haltingly] Great job in the race today.
- 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,840 - Thanks. Hey, you look great tonight.
- 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884 Did you change your eye color? Or the shape of your head?
- 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,719 - Ha ha ha. You're cute.
- 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,221 - Would you like to hear about our specials?
- 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,723 First, we have a Yumyulack-is-a-shitty-co-replicant
- 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517 who-smells-like-total-ass grilled chicken
- 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,395 served alongside a nice heap of Jesse's-a-whiny-bitch
- 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,355 who's-holding-Yumyulack-back green beans.
- 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,898 - Damn dawg, that's harsh. - Whiny bitch?
- 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,316 - And for dessert, the Terry Berry tart.
- 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,861 It's delicious, but a real lazy piece of shit.
- 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,237 - Oh, that one. I want that one.
- 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,073 - I'll give you a minute to discuss. Really think about what I said.
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,119 - That was fucking weird. Usually, they want our order right away.
- 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,745 ♪ ominous sting ♪
- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,498 ♪
- 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,169 ♪
- 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,629 ♪
- 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,716 [yawns]
- 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,259 You know, it's been a long day.
- 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,052 W-we're tired. G-gonna call it a night.
- 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,054 - Aw man, I was jonesin' for that Terry tart.
- 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,181 Can we get one to go? Korvo?
- 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,932 - I'll be back, Danielle!
- 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,519 - What the fudge, Korvo?
- 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,563 - Who wants to dance to some really loud music?
- 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,690 MAN: [on radio] You're listening to Satellite Satellite radio.
- 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,609 Coming up, a block of Disney-approved music.
- 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,777 Listen. Something very fucking weird is going on--
- 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,238 - What? You like "fucking weird"? Trust me, I know!
- 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,448 - Stop yelling. - Why?
- 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,742 - It's the only way to be heard over the music!
- 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,660 - I'm using music to drown out our voices.
- 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,371 We're being spied on. Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces.
- 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,665 No one was eating their dinner. They just kept staring at us.
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,043 - Uh yeah, these are rural people.
- 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,045 Seeing city folk like us is a big deal
- 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,506 'cause we're so much better dressed and smarter than they is.
- 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,507 - It's not just that.
- 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,592 Since we got here, everything has been catered to us.
- 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,635 Haven't you noticed?
- 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,763 - They did know about mayo fries when I'd literally just invented it.
- 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,765 - On Little Mountain, Danielle hugged me real tight
- 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,184 and said, "Get out," in a very intense way.
- 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,895 And then at dinner, she was replaced with a different Danielle.
- 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,897 - Jesus, Yumyulack, that's really fucking weird.
- 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,273 Don't you think you should've said something?
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566 - I'm saying it now! Damn!
- 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,734 - Okay, shit, okay,
- 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736 I'm starting to feel like we might be trapped in a Wicker Man,
- 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,155 the movie, not that guy who up-sells us at Pier One Imports.
- 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,407 - Personally, I think we're trapped in a Midsom-mar.
- 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,450 YUMYULACK: What is that? - It's pronounced "midsummer."
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,410 - That's just a millennial-dusted Wicker Man remake.
- 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,828 - Nah, we're in a The Truman Show.
- 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,372 - It doesn't matter what movie we're trapped in.
- 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,832 This town is out to get us. We should get the fuck outta here.
- 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,252 Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's gonna need to hear about this town.
- 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,547 - Anyone seen Joe Sanders? His bedroll's gone.
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,757 - Yeah, yeah, I saw him take off early this morning.
- 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,342 High-tailed it back to the upper levels.
- 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,969 Said to tell you "Game over, man"
- 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,428 and "I'm too old for this shit."
- 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,639 - Classic action movie coward stuff.
- 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,683 - Eat your muck. We leave for the bottom in ten minutes.
- 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,394 - [slurping] This stew is friggin' delicious!
- 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,896 [coughs]
- 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,569 - Psst, Eyepatch Guy. - Dude, don't lick your fingers.
- 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,195 [slurping]
- 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,156 - This says Joe Sanders.
- 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,659 You guys! We're eating Joe Sanders!
- 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,413 - Come on now, Platinum Stevie.
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,373 Boiling folks, serving them to their friends,
- 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,375 that's no way to get yourself into Parliament.
- 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,545 - Don't Parl-splain to me. I appreciate the offer, I do.
- 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,297 And I was even gonna hold up my end.
- 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,465 But then late last night, I got a hankerin',
- 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,510 and I realized I'd rather eat you.
- 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,847 Get them! [grunting]
- 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,858 You'll never escape the muck!
- 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,404 - Wait! We forgot the Pupa! - Did we leave him in the lodge?
- 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,281 - I'm not sure we brought him at all. Isn't he at home?
- 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,117 - Aw geez. We left him in the school betting story!
- 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,620 - Beyblade! Beyblade! Beyblade!
- 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,496 - Let's hope he's-- Shit! [tires squealing]
- 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,498 - Sorry, lane painting emergency!
- 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,667 [tires squealing]
- 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,795 - Nuclear power plant had a meltdown. Go back to the Lodge!
- 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,385 - Yumyulack, it's me, the real Danielle Johnson.
- 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,512 I love you!
- 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,597 - I know she's a husk, but she's hot!
- 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,016 [engine revving, tires squealing]
- 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,768 - Don't worry, I had Terry upgrade this bad boy
- 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,311 with off-road capabilities last month.
- 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,312 - Punch it!
- 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,857 KORVO: Goddammit, why are there skis?
- 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,567 - You didn't tell me what kind of road we'd be off of.
- 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,194 - Dammit, Terry! Oh shit, run!
- 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,614 [screaming]
- 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,996 BILL: Terry, Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse, come back!
- 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,918 - I always have sticks in my mouth after tree-ing myself.
- 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,504 - Okay, we gotta get outta here before these hicks tie us up and eat us up
- 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,798 or out or whatever. - Hold on a second.
- 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,551 How do we know Korvo isn't behind all of this?
- 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,468 - Why the hell would I be?
- 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,346 - I don't know! You get butt hurt about every little thing.
- 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,349 You Now-You-Seed-Me'd us with that magic stuff, remember?
- 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,476 How do we know you aren't doing a The Game?
- 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,020 - I am not doing a The Game! How fucking dare you?
- 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,063 - Keep your voice down.
- 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,482 They're going to catch us if we don't stop fighting about shit from the past.
- 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,735 - But this is how old shit festers into new shit.
- 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,697 We have to stop moving on without properly apologizing.
- 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,616 - Fine! I apologize for involving you all in my brilliant magic trick.
- 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,828 It wasn't my place to inject your lives with a childlike sense of wonder.
- 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,079 I'm so sorry.
- 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,081 - Oh, and I'm sorry for getting so bent outta shape
- 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,333 over graphic depictions of the Red Goobler blasting you
- 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,334 behind my back.
- 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,170 [sarcastically] Look at us. Friends again.
- 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,547 - No! This is what I'm talking about!
- 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,716 We have core issues to deal with, people!
- 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,050 - Here's a core issue:
- 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,052 how do we escape without our sci-fi stuff?
- 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,930 - I know I said we were unplugging, but I did bring a small piece of sci-fi:
- 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,931 my pocket laser.
- 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,685 - Forgot I had it on me. - Never go anywhere without it.
- 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,979 - Terry, I assume you broke the rules and brought something too?
- 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,898 - Just in case things got kinky.
- 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,816 - Ugh, I wish this trip had gone that way.
- 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,193 Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out.
- 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,611 Hurry up and make some weapons.
- 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,696 [muck people shouting]
- 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,157 - Muckers, it's time to get dirty!
- 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,452 ♪
- 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,079 - [grunts] Shit! - Halk!
- 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:43,916 [grunts]
- 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,209 [both scream]
- 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,086 [grunting]
- 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,797 [laughs]
- 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,178 - Oh, I'm gonna enjoy noshing you,
- 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,514 and then we're going to go up floor by floor
- 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,724 and eat all your friends.
- 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,688 Everyone you care about is going to get pooped out of my ass!
- 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,148 [rumbling] Huh?
- 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:11,360 [screaming]
- 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,781 [roars]
- 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,034 [growling]
- 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,204 [screeching]
- 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,039 - What the hell is that thing?
- 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,794 - Whatever it was, it's not our problem anymore.
- 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,630 - Once we get the power back on, we gotta clean these levels out.
- 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,048 [water dripping]
- 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,633 - Hey, guys, the power room.
- 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,301 I think it's right below us.
- 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,556 - Sweep sector four again. And hey, remember, don't harm them.
- 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,682 [whooshing]
- 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,394 [arrows whistling]
- 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,065 - Please let us go home!
- 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,776 [grunting]
- 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,152 - Citizen's arrest, bitch!
- 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,487 - Whoa. Guys!
- 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,073 - Nobody move!
- 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,160 - Back the fuck up! Don't come any closer!
- 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,245 But also, settle a bet,
- 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,830 which "creepy townspeople movie" are we in:
- 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,124 Wicker Man, Truman Show, or Midsommar?
- 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,959 - None! Those are all super creepy!
- 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,086 Little Mountain Lake exists only for you.
- 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,005 It's been that way since your first visit.
- 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,715 - What do you mean it exists only "for us"?
- 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,841 E-explain yourself!
- 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,468 - On your first trip, you tipped us millions of dollars in diamonds.
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,469 We ran the math.
- 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,597 By focusing on just your family,
- 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:24,349 we make more than trying to service tourists in general.
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,684 - So we re-built the town
- 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,519 and based the changes around what you liked.
- 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,104 - Then, you stopped coming.
- 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,689 For two years.
- 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,150 Our entire economy was on the verge of collapse.
- 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,568 Without you, we had nothing.
- 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,446 - We hired a team of Russian hackers to scrape your data,
- 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:40,199 and then we built an algorithm to determine your every need
- 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,242 and spammed your social media with ads.
- 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,454 - That's why I got Little Mountain ads on my OnlyFans.
- 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,372 - Once you got here, the algorithm determined
- 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,541 that if you worked through your issues at LML,
- 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,376 you'd love it here even more!
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,419 - Well, we don't love it!
- 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,879 So you can take your algorithm and shove it
- 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,172 right up your crusty butthole!
- 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,424 - Let this be a lesson. You mess with the Solar Opposites,
- 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,967 you pay with your fucking life!
- 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,136 [engine revving]
- 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,183 - Did we take it too far back there? With all the killing?
- 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,935 - I'd say we walked right up to the line.
- 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:11,230 - Well, the good news is, now we have the whole six-hour ride home
- 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,898 to talk through all our issues.
- 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,359 - Didn't we do all that when we apologized in the woods?
- 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,196 - No! I'm talking about really drilling down to the core issues
- 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,781 so we can learn and grow.
- 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,950 Like the algorithm wanted us to.
- 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,576 - So we lost our favorite vacation spot,
- 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,370 and we're supposed to work through our issues now?
- 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,580 - That sounds way worse than keeping our vacation spot
- 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,332 and never working through our issues.
- 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,708 - I do love algorithms.
- 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,709 - I know you do.
- 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:38,382 - Oh god, they're coming back to finish us off!
- 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,133 KORVO: Stop cowering!
- 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,677 After a short, angry drive,
- 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:45,222 we realized that your algorithm was spot-the-fuck-on.
- 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,932 - You mean we were right to help you?
- 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,725 - No. The algorithm was right to help us.
- 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,477 Humans are disgusting and messy and stupid.
- 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,021 Algorithms are pure. And I can't stay mad at math.
- 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,190 - We've decided to keep vacationing at Little Mountain Lake.
- 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,191 But we have some demands.
- 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,653 - Thank you, gracious aliens. We'll do whatever you want.
- 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,030 - First, put Little Mountain Lake back the way it was
- 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,323 when we first visited.
- 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,660 And then we'll all pretend like none of this ever happened.
- 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,371 You didn't trap us, we didn't slaughter 30 people.
- 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,206 - And now I want the hotter Danielle!
- 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,417 - And, most importantly, no more spying
- 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,460 or trying to get us to work through our issues.
- 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,297 Because we're never gonna grow or learn or do any of that shit. You got it?
- 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,798 Now take us to the algorithm.
- 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:25,220 Poor algorithm. Little guy was just doing what he was programmed to do.
- 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,722 He's so well-designed.
- 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:27,806 - It has to be done.
- 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,938 [gunshot] [screeching]
- 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,190 - It was better this way.
- 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,276 That algorithm was dead the second we took away its data inputs.
- 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:41,486 - Run free, algo.
- 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:42,988 Run free.
- 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,158 ♪ foreboding music ♪
- 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,245 ♪
- 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,955 - Can you fix it? - Yeah, but it's weird.
- 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,292 I expected there to be a clean break, but this looks like it was chewed.
- 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,585 [clattering] - What the hell was that?
- 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,628 CHERIE: Stay on guard.
- 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,883 - Here goes nothing.
- 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,302 [whirring, rumbling]
- 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:06,303 [electricity crackles] - Woo!
- 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:07,596 - Aah! - Oh yeah.
- 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,682 - Woo-hoo! - Eyepatch Guy! You are the man!
- 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,601 Yes! - Not bad for a tiny huma--
- 00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,728 [screaming]
- 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:15,729 [slurping]
- 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,689 [Cherie gasps] - Crap!
- 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,860 [screeches]
- 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,363 ♪ theme music playing ♪
- 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:28,325 ♪
- 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,698 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:00:15,846 --> 00:00:18,796 100 ДНЕЙ С ПОСЛЕДНЕЙ СЕМЕЙНОЙ ССОРЫ
- 00:00:40,036 --> 00:00:42,676 «ГОРНОЕ ОЗЁРУШКО» БРОНИРУЙТЕ УЖЕ СЕЙЧАС
- 00:01:21,826 --> 00:01:38,006 ПРОДАНО
- 00:01:45,976 --> 00:01:49,516 РАЗДАЧА ПАЙКОВ
- 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:34,396 ЭЛЕКТРОСЕТЬ
- 00:05:54,056 --> 00:05:57,346 Я ПОКАКАЛА НОЧЬ В ГОРАХ
- 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:06,856 «КАРТОШКА СИНКО ДЕ МАЙО»
- 00:06:15,446 --> 00:06:20,456 ПОЕЗДА
- 00:07:19,226 --> 00:07:22,386 НЕ ВХОДИТЬ!
- 00:07:55,046 --> 00:08:01,936 ЗАЛ ПРЕДАТЕЛЬСТВ
- 00:09:33,836 --> 00:09:36,406 ФИНИШ
- 00:09:36,526 --> 00:09:38,896 СМЯХЮЛЯК
- 00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:22,576 НАСТОЯЩАЯ ДАНИЭЛА
- 00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,896 ДЖО САНДЕРС
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