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Терри и Корво устраивают громкую драку на парковке Taco Bell
Terry and Korvo Get in a Big Screaming Fight in the Taco Bell Parking Lot
Сезон: 03Серия: 10
Описание
Команда пришельцев отправляется в Taco Bell. Глена, которого пришельцы заморозили и отправили в космос, находят космические копы. Ему предлагают также стать копом, но на деле это лишь уловка и нечистые на руку космические копы просто хотят его использовать. Шерри и Халк, которые всё ещё находятся на нижнем этаже Стены, встречают сумасшедшего, который умеет повелевать комарами. Шерри кое-как удаётся вернуться на верхние этажи. Там она узнаёт, что за время её отсутствия у неё отняли ребёнка. Свою маленькую дочь она скрывала от народа Стены, а когда спускалась на нижние этажи, оставила её на попечение религиозным сектантам, поклоняющимся Джесси. Теперь сектанты представили этого ребёнка народу и объявили, что этот ребёнок дарован им самой Джесси.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,503 ♪
- 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,255 - Terry, if you didn't waste so much time picking out which Tums to bring,
- 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,673 we'd be at Taco Bell by now.
- 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,676 You know damn well the Live Mas-er deal only comes once a year!
- 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,678 - Different flavor Tums pair with different Mountain Dews.
- 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,388 Geez, watch Chef's Table sometime.
- 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,642 - I just hope we don't miss out on all the good hot sauce packet quips.
- 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,228 - I swear if I get "Here today, gone tamale" again,
- 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,648 I'll have to lose faith in the dedication of the T-Bell copywriters.
- 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:26,151 - Looks like Glen left his car on the curb for one too many Mondays.
- 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,571 - He's gotta learn the street sweepers rule this domain with an iron broom.
- 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,241 - Yeah, or maybe he hasn't moved his car
- 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,451 because you two shot him into space!
- 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,913 You know, 'cause of that whole thing with the crystal skull vodka bullet?
- 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,207 - What? What bullet? I don't remember that.
- 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,167 - How do you not remember shooting a guy into space?
- 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,252 That's kind of a big deal.
- 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,212 - No, it's not, I shoot stuff into space all the time.
- 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,255 You wish you shut stuff into spa--
- 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,257 - Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you into space right now!
- 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,591 YUMYULACK: I didn't ask to be on this mission!
- 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,634 - Both of you stop it!
- 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,678 We're going to Taco Bell as a family.
- 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,222 This is supposed to be the happiest day of the week, and you are ruining it.
- 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,225 - Still, do you think Glen is okay up there in space?
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,434 KORVO: There's no "up there."
- 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,603 Earth is in space, dogs are in space,
- 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,647 we're in space, Glen is in space.
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,815 Don't make a whole thing out of it.
- 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,150 TERRY: Yeah, and that's the last I ever want to hear about Glen.
- 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,534 ♪ epic music playing ♪
- 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,217 ♪
- 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,889 ♪ rock music playing ♪
- 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:40,309 ♪
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,112 [camera shutter clicks]
- 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:56,700 [growls]
- 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,536 ♪
- 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,502 - Hey! Hey! Someone let me out of here! This is bullshit!
- 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,962 I've watched enough Law and Order with my senile, alcoholic mom
- 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,172 to know I get a phone call.
- 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,383 Come on, please! I'm a human! I don't belong here.
- 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,803 - Well, I'll be damned. You're a homo sapien, ain't you?
- 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,348 - Yes! Oh, thank god, I am! You gotta get me out of here.
- 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,226 - Woo-boy! We got a real live human being.
- 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,352 - I can't believe you speak English!
- 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,980 - English? No, my SilverSuit translates your human tongue.
- 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,524 - Wait, then why can I understand you?
- 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,484 And why do you have human stuff, the hat, the guitar?
- 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,610 - Shut the frunk up.
- 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,946 How did you get all the way into this galaxy?
- 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,907 - My asshole alien neighbor shot me into space for literally no reason.
- 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,033 I don't belong here.
- 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,576 They look just like these guys.
- 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,702 LONESUN: Shlorpians.
- 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,456 They spread around the galaxy like toxic mold on a college shower head.
- 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,458 Listen, kid, I can tell you ain't no criminal.
- 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,044 Just a guy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,672 - Yes, exactly! Thank you. Thank you so much!
- 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,924 - Put your worries aside, Glen of Earth.
- 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,176 We'll get you the justice you deserve.
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,889 Them Shlorpians should never have messed with... the SilverCops.
- 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:02,975 ♪ foreboding music plays ♪
- 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,560 [fire crackling]
- 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,729 [gasps]
- 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,690 [dripping]
- 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,192 HALK: You okay? - Barely.
- 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,612 We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set, the very bottom of the Wall.
- 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,322 - At least there isn't anywhere else to fall.
- 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,907 - I know how to get us out of here, I had the--
- 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:19,908 - Shh!
- 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,118 Seinfeld's walls.
- 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,327 [wings fluttering]
- 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,204 Shit, mosquitoes! They're everywhere!
- 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,497 - [whispering] Don't make a sound.
- 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,624 [squeals] - Fucking larva!
- 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,168 [mosquitoes screeching]
- 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,087 - Shit! Mosquitoes always defend their young! Run!
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,257 [screeching]
- 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,300 [thudding]
- 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,637 [squeaks] - What the fuck?
- 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:43,974 [squeaking]
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,350 - Citronella?
- 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,311 - Cherie, look. There's the bottom of the Boo Hoo hole.
- 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,478 It's been capped with a pog.
- 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,813 Oh my god, do you remember those?
- 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,940 - Uh, no. - It was a game we used to play,
- 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,442 kinda like the '90s version of marbles.
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,861 - I must have been too busy banging hot dudes to notice.
- 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,238 - Wait, you were banging in the '90s? How old are you?
- 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,699 - Look! This tape, we can get this off easy.
- 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,952 Finally, a light at the end of this fucked up tunnel.
- 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,204 [both scream]
- 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,457 [screeches]
- 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,043 [whistling]
- 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,045 - Did that candle just whistle?
- 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,463 [whistling]
- 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,466 [hissing]
- 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,551 [evil laughter]
- 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,098 - Welcome to my humble abode.
- 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,559 - Oh my god, he's embedded in the candle.
- 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,354 - I used to be the CEO of AT&T,
- 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:34,149 then I was a farmer with a loyal little mouse.
- 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,486 And now I am king of the roaches.
- 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,031 - You mean the mosquitoes? Wait, fuck, are there also roaches?
- 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,659 - I've always had a connection to animals.
- 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:48,163 I control my insect army by blowing into one of their skulls.
- 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:51,208 It simulates their language. Behold!
- 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,626 [whistling]
- 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,752 [hissing]
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,003 I made them kiss!
- 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,713 - Jesus, he's lost his mind.
- 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,424 - At this point, he's more citronella than man.
- 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,927 - This is a lovely kingdom you have here.
- 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,763 We're just going to head out and leave you to it.
- 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,431 - No! [mosquitoes screeching]
- 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,642 You and your kind ruined my life.
- 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:13,146 I had the perfect popsicle stick barn, and I had Molly.
- 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,859 Your wall war killed her. She was an innocent.
- 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,652 - We all lost people that day.
- 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,989 - She wasn't people. She was a mouse!
- 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,367 You took her from me, and now I will take the same from you.
- 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,160 - Our... mice?
- 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,912 - Your lives!
- 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,456 [whistling]
- 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,333 [both grunt] [mosquitoes snarling]
- 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,172 [both scream]
- 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,676 LONESUN: The SilverCops protect the entire quadrant.
- 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:47,055 A unified brotherhood of justice made up of aliens from different planets.
- 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,515 How's the arm, Glammerjammer?
- 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,309 - Oh, you should have seen the other guy!
- 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,311 - This is fuckin' tits, bro.
- 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:55,856 Ooh, ooh, do you guys have laser guns and all sorts of cool sci-fi shit?
- 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,443 Lightsabers? Time traveling, like, refrigerator bed or something like that?
- 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,569 - We don't need that.
- 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,780 The SilverSuit is the most powerful weapon in the universe.
- 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,159 The ancient Silverites crafted it from pure silver that flows
- 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,702 from the SilverFalls.
- 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,747 Only those with the purest of hearts can operate it.
- 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,749 A truncheon, a gun, a coffee mug for stakeouts:
- 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,250 the SilverSuit makes it all.
- 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,044 - Oh, so you guys are like Green Lanterns.
- 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,171 - The what? - Green Lanterns, the comic book.
- 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,797 Galactic cops. Magic rings.
- 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,051 - No, that's stupid. We're a totally different, way cooler thing.
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,512 Anyway, this here's the room that holds the silverbattery
- 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,973 we charge our SilverSuits with by reciting an ancient haiku.
- 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:30,974 - Sick.
- 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,227 - So, you ready to be a part of this?
- 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,395 - A part? Uh, you mean--
- 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,815 - I'm offering you a job as a SilverCop.
- 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,443 - But I'm just a regular dude trying to get back to his home planet.
- 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,237 I'm not looking for a job in space.
- 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,072 - The galaxy calls you, Glen.
- 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,700 SilverCops have every race represented in our force, but we're missing one.
- 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,244 - Italian? - Human.
- 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,663 Human beings, they got a special skill
- 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,915 that no other alien in the galaxy got.
- 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,291 - Yeah, we can beatbox!
- 00:06:56,291 --> 00:07:00,003 [beatboxing]
- 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:03,423 - No. Intuition, instinct. You can follow your gut.
- 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,925 Humans are famous for it.
- 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,928 - Oh yeah, like how I always know how a woman's tweet can be better
- 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,929 if I explain it to them.
- 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:14,017 - Exactly! Hot damn! That famous intuition is already in full effect.
- 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,980 Look, the silver life ain't for everyone, but the forces of evil never sleep.
- 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,358 We could really use someone with your super powers on the force.
- 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,484 What do you say?
- 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,486 - I say... this!
- 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,655 [beatboxing]
- 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,992 Oh, that meant "yes." I'll be a SilverCop, yeah.
- 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,494 ♪
- 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,665 - SilverTeam! I'd like to introduce you to our newest recruit.
- 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,000 Glen of Earth.
- 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,294 - Oh my god, a human? - A human SilverCop?
- 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,628 - On SilverWorld?
- 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,964 - Glen, this is Ventrez, my second in command.
- 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,593 - Friends call me Trez. Females call me... all the time.
- 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:48,760 [laughs]
- 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,846 LONESUN: Glorgax, my hand-to-hand specialist.
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,848 - More like claw-to-claw.
- 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,392 - And who could forget Pobo!
- 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,728 - Jelly time? - Not right now, little buddy.
- 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:58,770 - [sadly] Pobo.
- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,814 - Are you fucking kidding me, LoneSun?
- 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,358 A human can't handle the weight of silverjustice.
- 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,194 The salt cartel will eat him alive!
- 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:08,655 - Cromus, I've seen his intuition in action. It's special.
- 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,908 - Bullshit. Just because he has instinct
- 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:13,202 doesn't mean he's pure enough for a SilverSuit.
- 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,078 - I think he is. - No way.
- 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,581 - How 'bout we find out, pardner?
- 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:22,419 ♪
- 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,518 ♪
- 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,855 - Alright, let's get you suited up.
- 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,065 - No! I change my mind.
- 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,234 I just want to get back to earth and get my neighbors arrested
- 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,276 for shooting me into space.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,945 - Let the little puss walk.
- 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,364 I told you he isn't cut out for this.
- 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,449 - Now hey, if I knew where earth was,
- 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,535 I would have saddled up a human a long time ago.
- 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,036 But I don't and I didn't.
- 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,789 Now if you want a fleeborg's chance on a hot scorched skittle
- 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:01,917 of finding your way home, you better put on that SilverSuit.
- 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:03,919 [groans]
- 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,297 [chanting]
- 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,924 [screams]
- 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:09,925 - Ah! Fuck!
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,306 ♪ angelic music plays ♪
- 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,891 Oh, I feel so powerful!
- 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,685 Like I've gotten the approval of my dad!
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,729 - Think how proud your dad would be to see this.
- 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,023 - Oh, he'd be super proud. My dad loved guns.
- 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,900 He used to sit up all night, holding one in his lap,
- 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,402 staring off into the distance.
- 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,403 What a guy.
- 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,614 [clicks, beeping]
- 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,491 [plops]
- 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,786 Dammit. Ugh, gimme a second, it-it-it's my first time.
- 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:42,666 - The SilverSuit is an extension of your own confidence.
- 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,377 The more the suit detects your purity,
- 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,171 the more powers it'll unlock.
- 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,423 - Purity, right, gotta be pure.
- 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,883 [whirring]
- 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:52,885 [grunts]
- 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,262 [coin clinks] [Cromus laughs]
- 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,514 - I told you this little idiot was out of his league.
- 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,975 Cut him loose. He'll never be a Silver.
- 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,438 - Why are you doing this?
- 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,231 - You don't have to live in a candle.
- 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,108 We can help you get back to the upper levels.
- 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,194 Jesse gave us a SodaStream the other day, it's awesome.
- 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,361 - SodaStreams are stupid.
- 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,446 The soda tastes weird,
- 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,156 and the carbon dioxide fucks up your teeth.
- 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,700 Besides, it's the people I hate.
- 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,368 - What did we ever do to you?
- 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,622 - I sacrificed everything for your war, and for what?
- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,582 More lies from Tim?
- 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,792 Murders covered up by you?
- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,085 Faking your death?
- 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,421 - I didn't fake it! I was-- Ahh!
- 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,716 - Save your breath, it won't stop me from cleansing
- 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,093 the upper levels for good.
- 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,429 I came down here looking for Molly's remains,
- 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:42,017 but instead I found the standing water you all never bothered to clean up.
- 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:45,604 Did you know a hundred mosquito eggs fit in a single bottle cap of standing water.
- 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,649 With this, I was able to build an insect army,
- 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,485 one I will unleash through the Boo Hoo Hole
- 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,570 to bring balance back to the Wall
- 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,073 by killing at least half of every man and woman up there.
- 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,157 [screeches]
- 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,076 - So basically you're ripping off Thanos.
- 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,412 - Nah-uh, because in Endgame, Thanos is using the infinity stones
- 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,248 to snap everyone into dust.
- 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,375 I have a cool insect army.
- 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,961 - Bullshit. You are totally ripping off Thanos!
- 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,797 - Fine. I am ripping off Thanos!
- 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:16,301 I am ripping off Thanos and balancing the Wall!
- 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,889 ♪
- 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,686 - Look, no one gets it on their first day. You're being too hard on yourself.
- 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,854 -Don't. Okay?
- 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,772 Only losers spend time trying to get good at stuff
- 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,065 they aren't perfect at immediately.
- 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,026 - Tell me, Glen of Earth. What do you want?
- 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,113 - To get back home, to take a shit in a human toilet,
- 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,948 play some lottery scratchers, watch some porn.
- 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,534 - The SilverSuit isn't a frunking taxi.
- 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,370 By wearing it, you become justice.
- 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,080 Now, what do you want?
- 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,707 - I don't know, uh-- - Tell me!
- 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,042 - I want my neighbors to pay for what they did to my car!
- 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,169 It wasn't just any car,
- 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,046 it was a Johnny Tran limited edition from The Fast and Furious collection.
- 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,339 I even got the vanity plate! [yelps]
- 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,885 - I don't care about all that. Why is the car special to you?
- 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,970 - Because I have no personality, alright!
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,556 To you I seem like a cool, mysterious alien
- 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,725 but back home, I don't have any personality,
- 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,476 so I peacock with cars.
- 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,228 If there's any ding or scratch in them,
- 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,647 it makes it easier for people to see that I'm a fucking loser.
- 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,024 - That's pure.
- 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:15,194 Clear your mind and focus only on that.
- 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,070 - Focus on being a loser with a car fetish?
- 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,948 - Yes. With a little help from this.
- 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,869 - Salt? But isn't that the drug you guys are in charge of busting?
- 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,121 - What're you gonna do, arrest me?
- 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:32,586 This will get you to relax. Helps with the silver bonding process.
- 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,962 - How long's it take to--
- 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422 [babbling]
- 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,966 ♪
- 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,760 [grunting]
- 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,305 - Aw yeah, frunk my brain with your memories,
- 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,848 you freaky little bitch.
- 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,144 GLEN: Oh my god, you are so good at whatever that is.
- 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,230 - Now eat my alien ass.
- 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,399 [Glen mumbling]
- 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,569 [both moaning]
- 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,498 - Holy shit!
- 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,250 [grunting]
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,629 - Glorgax, look! It worked!
- 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,381 [farts]
- 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,634 ♪
- 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,386 [whooshing]
- 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,138 ♪
- 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,479 [whooshing]
- 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,148 ♪
- 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,193 [shattering]
- 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,362 [explosions boom]
- 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,157 Y'all see that shit! I'm a SilverCop now! Woo!
- 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,034 - Man's more silver than second place!
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,077 - Pobo!
- 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,122 - Yeah, well, whatever. There's a lot more to it than that.
- 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:53,083 - I don't know, seems like he's got the hang of it to me.
- 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,335 Hey, I tell you what. Let's bring him along to the raid.
- 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,379 - Are you kidding me? - Jelly time!
- 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,131 - No, goddammit. No, Pobo!
- 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,675 - Well, we all gotta get thrown into the fire sometime.
- 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,718 Why not now?
- 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,139 - Fine. Just keep his rookie shit the fuck away from me.
- 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,724 - Alright. [cheering]
- 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,809 [evil laughter]
- 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,895 - Today, I Thanos the Wall!
- 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,937 [laughs]
- 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,772 - Laugh it up, Yankee Candle.
- 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,066 There's just one problem with your plan.
- 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,361 - Please, I invented charging 10 cents for text messages,
- 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,071 I think I know how to plan a plan.
- 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,158 [mosquitoes screech]
- 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,201 [laughs]
- 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,535 - Nice aim, you dumb bitch!
- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,370 All you did was open the Boo Hoo Hole,
- 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,414 which I was about to do anyway!
- 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,249 - Yeah, well, that's what I was hoping.
- 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,752 Because you know what the Boo Hoo Hole is full of?
- 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,795 - Cr-crying? I don't know.
- 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,589 [screeching] CHERIE: Spiders, bitch!
- 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,716 This shit got foreshadowed days ago!
- 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,717 - No!
- 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,262 - Alright, now listen up! Our target is Trog Thracian.
- 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,640 He's the biggest salt dealer in this system.
- 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,934 Peddles exclusively to little kids and babies.
- 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,520 - This is the frunker who invented Traversian Lotion.
- 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,980 That's where you torture someone by rubbing acid on their dick
- 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,357 until it melts off. - Noodles.
- 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,442 - Ventrez and I will be entering from the rear.
- 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,069 Glorgax, Pobo: left flank.
- 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,612 Cromus, Glen: take the right.
- 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,156 - I told you to keep this little frunk away from me.
- 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,283 - Sorry, Cromey. We need our best with the rookie.
- 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,284 Show him the ropes.
- 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,704 - If you know what's best for you, you'll leave while you still can.
- 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831 Use that human intuition I've heard so much about.
- 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,668 - Whatever, bro. You saw me flying, I'm pure as hell.
- 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,294 I got this. - Ugh.
- 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,755 - Alright, people! Go! Go! Go!
- 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,551 ♪ rock music playing ♪
- 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,347 [laughing]
- 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,682 [grunting]
- 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,894 - We need to get the hell out of here. - Yeah, you fuckin' think?
- 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,604 [Cherie grunts]
- 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,981 [spider screeching] - Aah!
- 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,774 - You don't run a multi-national communications company
- 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,610 without learning some Krav Maga along the way!
- 00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,947 - Cherie, get outta here!
- 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,783 [grunts]
- 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,911 [screaming]
- 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,248 - I lived my whole life worried about coverage,
- 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,334 and now it's what's killing me.
- 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,546 - After this, let's be boring.
- 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,672 - Amen to that.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,722 ♪ rock music playing ♪
- 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,394 ♪
- 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,563 - Look, Glen, I know what you're trying to do,
- 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,398 but you really need to get the fuck out of here.
- 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,650 - Yo, get off my back, Cromus. What's your problem with me?
- 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,694 I'm just trying to do my job. - No, you're fucking not.
- 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,113 You're playing a pathetic superhero fantasy,
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,364 but this is real life.
- 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,365 People get hurt.
- 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,534 - Whatever, dude. I get it, you're the Raphael of the group.
- 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,412 Cool but rude. By this time next week, we're going to be best friends.
- 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,957 ♪
- 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,251 ♪ foreboding music plays ♪
- 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,378 This is just an empty warehouse. Where are the drugs?
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,339 - LoneSun, your informant burned us!
- 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,842 ♪
- 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,677 - Maybe the perps are making a getaway.
- 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,722 Maybe we can tone down whatever sinister thing this is.
- 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,559 - No, the Osmernian frunk rat we're after is right here.
- 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,811 - Oh! Is he like the Predator with the see-through suit or something?
- 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,938 - Shut the frunk up, human.
- 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,733 - Hey! Leave the kid alone. I've been with him this whole time.
- 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,069 He didn't do anything. He's not a rat.
- 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,779 - Oh, I know. You are.
- 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,656 - Whoa, what are you doing? - Drop the silvergun!
- 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,658 - I can't, I can't, I'm not in control!
- 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,285 Whoa, what the fuck! What are you doing, man?
- 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,828 I, I didn't do that! I didn't do that!
- 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,372 - GoldCop! GoldCop!
- 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,874 - Salt cartel must've tipped you off, huh?
- 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,709 - No, it was your arrogance.
- 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,504 - You people think just because you're higher up on the periodic table
- 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,630 you can be sloppy!
- 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,882 [Cromus groans] - Guys, what is going on here!
- 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,676 It's Cromus. He's one of us!
- 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,471 - By order of the Gold, you are hereby under arrest.
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,514 [coughs]
- 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,350 Anything you silver-do or silver-say will be--
- 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,309 [groans]
- 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,395 - Frunking GoldCops make me sick.
- 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,815 - Glen! I told you to get out.
- 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,568 - Stop it! What are you doing? I thought we were the good guys?
- 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,404 - What part of "cops" don't you understand?
- 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,283 [laughter]
- 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,451 - Shit. Gotta think pure thoughts.
- 00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,289 - Guess what? I made that purity shit up to get you back in the game.
- 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,957 [fizzles, plops]
- 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,917 - SilverSuits don't run on purity.
- 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,128 It takes years of practice, you frunking idiot.
- 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,923 - But... my human intuition.
- 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,427 - I grabbed you out of that cell because you're a backwater rube.
- 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,639 If you had any ounce of real instinct, you would've seen that coming a mile away.
- 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,559 - When the other Golds find out what you did,
- 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:23,145 they will hunt you down like a mawg.
- 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,774 - Oh, for sure, except we'll be too busy helping them track down
- 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,610 the dirty human who killed you.
- 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,569 - No.
- 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,820 - Please, please don't do this.
- 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,072 - Thanks for letting the SilverSuit bond with your DNA.
- 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533 It makes it a lot easier to frame you for murder.
- 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,827 - Fuck you. Fuck you all--
- 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,998 - Oh god. Oh god! [retches]
- 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,168 - I might be crazy, but that was mighty hot.
- 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,878 [both moan]
- 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:51,006 - Ugh, nothing gets me wetter than a good framing.
- 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,132 Mmm. - Jelly time?
- 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,510 - Yes, Pobo, jelly time.
- 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,805 [all moan]
- 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,516 - What am I forgetting? Oh yeah!
- 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,976 To apprehend the bastard that stole the SilverSuit
- 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,605 out of the evidence locker and killed a GoldCop.
- 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:07,940 [chainsaw whirring] - Please, please don't do this.
- 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,858 I'm begging you. I'm just a pathetic car guy!
- 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,861 - Just shut the frunk up and die with some dignity.
- 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,404 - No!
- 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,240 [grunts]
- 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,784 [laughter]
- 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,287 [all shouting]
- 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,831 [mosquito chittering]
- 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,209 - Oh god, the queen mosquito!
- 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,378 [Halk grunts]
- 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,632 [screams]
- 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,633 - Halk!
- 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,428 [straining]
- 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,265 - Cherie, get out of here!
- 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,017 [metallic creaking]
- 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,770 [Cherie grunting]
- 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,524 - Promise me you'll take care of little Pezlie.
- 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,775 - So will you.
- 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,610 - I can't have a child of my own,
- 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,572 so knowing you'll take care of yours will make this easier.
- 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,073 - Halk, shut up.
- 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,075 No more adventures, okay?
- 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,244 - You're right. No more adventures.
- 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,289 Tell Nova I love her, and I'm sorry.
- 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,959 - Noooo!
- 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:14,173 ♪ melancholy music ♪
- 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,139 [sobs]
- 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,393 Somebody help!
- 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,353 Please!
- 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,688 [crying]
- 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,151 Hello? Where is everyone?
- 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:38,155 ♪
- 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,656 What the hell?
- 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,868 - Oh my Jesse, are you okay?
- 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,077 - What is going on here?
- 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,706 - It's the baptism for the miracle child gifted to us by Jesse.
- 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,418 [crowd cheering, applauding]
- 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,088 - Welcome, Bowinians, to the birth of a new age!
- 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:59,801 Our sweet Jesse has gifted us the sweetest candy of all.
- 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,804 - Pezlie! That's my baby!
- 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,224 Give me back my daughter, you bitch!
- 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,268 - Cherie is right! This baby is her daughter.
- 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,312 She's all our daughters.
- 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,690 This child's mother is the Wall!
- 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,027 CROWD: [chanting] Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby!
- 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,280 - No! I'm telling the truth! Just ask Sister Sasha.
- 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,992 - Sister Sasha died of a heart attack just last night.
- 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,495 - You did this! You're a fucking psycho.
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,914 - By gifting us this sacred child,
- 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:32,417 Jesse has bestowed upon the Church the great honor
- 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,712 of leading the Wall into the future!
- 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,258 Let the baptism commence!
- 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,803 - Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie!
- 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,012 Mommy's coming!
- 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,890 Ugh, you fuckers! Ugh, let me go!
- 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,102 I'm fucking coming for you!
- 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,603 [sizzling]
- 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,608 [Pezlie crying]
- 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:02,573 [indiscernible chatter]
- 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,907 - [crying] No, no, no.
- 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,952 [alarm blaring] - Aw shit.
- 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,996 Someone must have called in the gunshots.
- 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,665 - Ah, don't matter. Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn.
- 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,001 Without a SilverSuit, he's frunked.
- 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,961 [all laugh]
- 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,255 [sobbing]
- 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,590 [mumbling]
- 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,175 - I miss my car.
- 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,217 [sobs]
- 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,679 [insects buzzing]
- 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:33,103 ♪
- 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,737 [whooshing]
- 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,614 [tires squealing]
- 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,823 - Hurry! Get out of there!
- 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,491 - Ah! Ah! Oh noooo!
- 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,576 JESSE: Sick, Terry.
- 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,953 Jesus! Get some Depends, why dontcha?
- 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,246 Gross! Yuck!
- 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,497 - Dammit, Terry! You know what happens
- 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,374 if you eat more than your weight in Taco Bell.
- 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,919 - I can't help it! I love that cheesy crunch! Oh.
- 00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,713 - Stop it! You're ruining the upholstery with your goobler diarrhea!
- 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,298 Lo siento! Lo sient--
- 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,674 Ohhh!
- 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,260 - He's going to be doing that all night.
- 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,261 - Oh yeah.
- 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:12,226 [grunting and groaning continue]
- 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,229 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,063 [mimicking laser fire]
- 00:01:27,316 --> 00:01:30,576 СРЕБРОКОПЫ
- 00:01:33,716 --> 00:01:36,856 СРЕБРОМИР 1
- 00:01:44,796 --> 00:01:46,276 ШТАБ СРЕБРОКОПОВ
- 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,396 СОЛЯНОЙ КАРТЕЛЬ
- 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:19,916 ПАМЯТНЫЙ ЗАЛ УЛИК ФЛОРГУЛУСА
- 00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,846 «АГ-БАР 47»
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