Терри и Корво устраивают громкую драку на парковке Taco Bell

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- Terry, if you didn't waste so much time

picking out which Tums to bring,

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we'd be at Taco Bell by now.

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You know damn well the Live Mas-er deal

only comes once a year!

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- Different flavor Tums pair

with different Mountain Dews.

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Geez, watch Chef's Table sometime.

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- I just hope we don't miss out

on all the good hot sauce packet quips.

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- I swear if I get

"Here today, gone tamale" again,

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I'll have to lose faith in the dedication

of the T-Bell copywriters.

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- Looks like Glen left his car on the curb

for one too many Mondays.

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- He's gotta learn the street sweepers

rule this domain with an iron broom.

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- Yeah, or maybe

he hasn't moved his car

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because you two shot him

into space!

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You know, 'cause of that whole thing

with the crystal skull vodka bullet?

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- What? What bullet?

I don't remember that.

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- How do you not remember

shooting a guy into space?

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That's kind of a big deal.

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- No, it's not, I shoot stuff

into space all the time.

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You wish you shut stuff into spa--

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- Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you

into space right now!

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YUMYULACK:

I didn't ask to be on this mission!

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- Both of you stop it!

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We're going to Taco Bell

as a family.

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This is supposed to be the happiest day

of the week, and you are ruining it.

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- Still, do you think Glen is okay

up there in space?

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KORVO:

There's no "up there."

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Earth is in space,

dogs are in space,

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we're in space,

Glen is in space.

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Don't make a whole thing

out of it.

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TERRY: Yeah, and that's the last

I ever want to hear about Glen.

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♪ epic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪ rock music playing ♪

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♪

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[camera shutter clicks]

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[growls]

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♪

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- Hey! Hey! Someone let me out of here!

This is bullshit!

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I've watched enough Law and Order

with my senile, alcoholic mom

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to know I get a phone call.

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Come on, please! I'm a human!

I don't belong here.

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- Well, I'll be damned.

You're a homo sapien, ain't you?

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- Yes! Oh, thank god, I am!

You gotta get me out of here.

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- Woo-boy! We got

a real live human being.

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- I can't believe

you speak English!

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- English? No, my SilverSuit translates

your human tongue.

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- Wait, then why can I understand you?

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And why do you have human stuff,

the hat, the guitar?

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- Shut the frunk up.

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How did you get all the way

into this galaxy?

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- My asshole alien neighbor shot me

into space for literally no reason.

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I don't belong here.

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They look just like these guys.

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LONESUN:

Shlorpians.

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They spread around the galaxy

like toxic mold on a college shower head.

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Listen, kid, I can tell

you ain't no criminal.

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Just a guy caught in the wrong place

at the wrong time.

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- Yes, exactly! Thank you.

Thank you so much!

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- Put your worries aside,

Glen of Earth.

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We'll get you the justice

you deserve.

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Them Shlorpians should never have messed

with... the SilverCops.

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♪ foreboding music plays ♪

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[fire crackling]

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[gasps]

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[dripping]

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HALK: You okay?

- Barely.

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We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set,

the very bottom of the Wall.

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- At least there isn't

anywhere else to fall.

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- I know how to get us out of here,

I had the--

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- Shh!

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Seinfeld's walls.

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[wings fluttering]

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Shit, mosquitoes!

They're everywhere!

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- [whispering] Don't make a sound.

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[squeals]

- Fucking larva!

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[mosquitoes screeching]

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- Shit! Mosquitoes always defend

their young! Run!

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[screeching]

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[thudding]

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[squeaks]

- What the fuck?

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[squeaking]

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- Citronella?

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- Cherie, look. There's the bottom

of the Boo Hoo hole.

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It's been capped with a pog.

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Oh my god,

do you remember those?

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- Uh, no.

- It was a game we used to play,

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kinda like the '90s version

of marbles.

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- I must have been too busy

banging hot dudes to notice.

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- Wait, you were banging in the '90s?

How old are you?

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- Look! This tape,

we can get this off easy.

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Finally, a light at the end

of this fucked up tunnel.

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[both scream]

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[screeches]

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[whistling]

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- Did that candle just whistle?

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[whistling]

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[hissing]

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[evil laughter]

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- Welcome to my humble abode.

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- Oh my god,

he's embedded in the candle.

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- I used to be the CEO of AT&T,

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then I was a farmer

with a loyal little mouse.

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And now I am king

of the roaches.

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- You mean the mosquitoes?

Wait, fuck, are there also roaches?

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- I've always had

a connection to animals.

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I control my insect army by blowing

into one of their skulls.

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It simulates their language.

Behold!

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[whistling]

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[hissing]

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I made them kiss!

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- Jesus, he's lost his mind.

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- At this point,

he's more citronella than man.

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- This is a lovely kingdom

you have here.

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We're just going to head out

and leave you to it.

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- No!

[mosquitoes screeching]

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You and your kind ruined my life.

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I had the perfect popsicle stick barn,

and I had Molly.

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Your wall war killed her.

She was an innocent.

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- We all lost people that day.

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- She wasn't people.

She was a mouse!

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You took her from me,

and now I will take the same from you.

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- Our... mice?

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- Your lives!

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[whistling]

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[both grunt]

[mosquitoes snarling]

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[both scream]

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LONESUN: The SilverCops

protect the entire quadrant.

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A unified brotherhood of justice made up

of aliens from different planets.

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How's the arm, Glammerjammer?

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- Oh, you should have seen

the other guy!

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- This is fuckin' tits, bro.

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Ooh, ooh, do you guys have laser guns

and all sorts of cool sci-fi shit?

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Lightsabers? Time traveling, like,

refrigerator bed or something like that?

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- We don't need that.

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The SilverSuit is the most

powerful weapon in the universe.

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The ancient Silverites crafted it

from pure silver that flows

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from the SilverFalls.

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Only those with the purest of hearts

can operate it.

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A truncheon, a gun,

a coffee mug for stakeouts:

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the SilverSuit makes it all.

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- Oh, so you guys are like

Green Lanterns.

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- The what?

- Green Lanterns, the comic book.

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Galactic cops. Magic rings.

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- No, that's stupid. We're

a totally different, way cooler thing.

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Anyway, this here's the room

that holds the silverbattery

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we charge our SilverSuits with

by reciting an ancient haiku.

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- Sick.

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- So, you ready

to be a part of this?

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- A part? Uh, you mean--

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- I'm offering you a job

as a SilverCop.

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- But I'm just a regular dude

trying to get back to his home planet.

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I'm not looking for a job in space.

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- The galaxy calls you, Glen.

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SilverCops have every race represented

in our force, but we're missing one.

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- Italian?

- Human.

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Human beings,

they got a special skill

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that no other alien

in the galaxy got.

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- Yeah, we can beatbox!

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[beatboxing]

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- No. Intuition, instinct.

You can follow your gut.

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Humans are famous for it.

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- Oh yeah, like how I always know

how a woman's tweet can be better

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if I explain it to them.

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- Exactly! Hot damn! That famous intuition

is already in full effect.

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Look, the silver life ain't for everyone,

but the forces of evil never sleep.

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We could really use someone

with your super powers on the force.

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What do you say?

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- I say... this!

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[beatboxing]

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Oh, that meant "yes."

I'll be a SilverCop, yeah.

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♪

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- SilverTeam! I'd like to introduce you

to our newest recruit.

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Glen of Earth.

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- Oh my god, a human?

- A human SilverCop?

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- On SilverWorld?

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- Glen, this is Ventrez,

my second in command.

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- Friends call me Trez.

Females call me... all the time.

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[laughs]

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LONESUN:

Glorgax, my hand-to-hand specialist.

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- More like claw-to-claw.

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- And who could forget Pobo!

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- Jelly time?

- Not right now, little buddy.

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- [sadly] Pobo.

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- Are you fucking kidding me, LoneSun?

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A human can't handle

the weight of silverjustice.

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The salt cartel will eat him alive!

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- Cromus, I've seen his intuition

in action. It's special.

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- Bullshit.

Just because he has instinct

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doesn't mean he's pure enough

for a SilverSuit.

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- I think he is.

- No way.

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- How 'bout we find out, pardner?

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♪

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♪

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- Alright, let's get you suited up.

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- No! I change my mind.

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I just want to get back to earth

and get my neighbors arrested

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for shooting me into space.

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- Let the little puss walk.

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I told you he isn't cut out for this.

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- Now hey,

if I knew where earth was,

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I would have saddled up

a human a long time ago.

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But I don't and I didn't.

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Now if you want a fleeborg's chance

on a hot scorched skittle

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of finding your way home,

you better put on that SilverSuit.

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[groans]

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[chanting]

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[screams]

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- Ah! Fuck!

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♪ angelic music plays ♪

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Oh, I feel so powerful!

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Like I've gotten the approval

of my dad!

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- Think how proud

your dad would be to see this.

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- Oh, he'd be super proud.

My dad loved guns.

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He used to sit up all night,

holding one in his lap,

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staring off into the distance.

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What a guy.

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[clicks, beeping]

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[plops]

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Dammit. Ugh, gimme a second,

it-it-it's my first time.

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- The SilverSuit is an extension

of your own confidence.

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The more the suit detects your purity,

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the more powers it'll unlock.

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- Purity, right, gotta be pure.

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[whirring]

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[grunts]

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[coin clinks]

[Cromus laughs]

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- I told you this little idiot

was out of his league.

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Cut him loose.

He'll never be a Silver.

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- Why are you doing this?

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- You don't have

to live in a candle.

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We can help you get back

to the upper levels.

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Jesse gave us a SodaStream

the other day, it's awesome.

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- SodaStreams are stupid.

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The soda tastes weird,

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and the carbon dioxide

fucks up your teeth.

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Besides, it's the people I hate.

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- What did we ever do to you?

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- I sacrificed everything

for your war, and for what?

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More lies from Tim?

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Murders covered up by you?

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Faking your death?

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- I didn't fake it! I was-- Ahh!

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- Save your breath,

it won't stop me from cleansing

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the upper levels for good.

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I came down here looking

for Molly's remains,

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but instead I found the standing water

you all never bothered to clean up.

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Did you know a hundred mosquito eggs fit

in a single bottle cap of standing water.

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With this, I was able

to build an insect army,

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one I will unleash

through the Boo Hoo Hole

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to bring balance back to the Wall

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by killing at least half of every man

and woman up there.

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[screeches]

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- So basically

you're ripping off Thanos.

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- Nah-uh, because in Endgame,

Thanos is using the infinity stones

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to snap everyone into dust.

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I have a cool insect army.

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- Bullshit. You are totally

ripping off Thanos!

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- Fine. I am ripping off Thanos!

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I am ripping off Thanos

and balancing the Wall!

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♪

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- Look, no one gets it on their first day.

You're being too hard on yourself.

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-Don't. Okay?

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Only losers spend time trying

to get good at stuff

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they aren't perfect at immediately.

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- Tell me, Glen of Earth.

What do you want?

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- To get back home,

to take a shit in a human toilet,

00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,948

play some lottery scratchers,

watch some porn.

00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,534

- The SilverSuit isn't a frunking taxi.

00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,370

By wearing it,

you become justice.

00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,080

Now, what do you want?

00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,707

- I don't know, uh--

- Tell me!

00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,042

- I want my neighbors to pay

for what they did to my car!

00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,169

It wasn't just any car,

00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,046

it was a Johnny Tran limited edition

from The Fast and Furious collection.

00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,339

I even got the vanity plate!

[yelps]

00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,885

- I don't care about all that.

Why is the car special to you?

00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,970

- Because I have

no personality, alright!

00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,556

To you I seem like a cool,

mysterious alien

00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,725

but back home,

I don't have any personality,

00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,476

so I peacock with cars.

00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,228

If there's any ding or scratch in them,

00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,647

it makes it easier for people to see

that I'm a fucking loser.

00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,024

- That's pure.

00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:15,194

Clear your mind

and focus only on that.

00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,070

- Focus on being a loser

with a car fetish?

00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,948

- Yes. With a little help from this.

00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,869

- Salt? But isn't that the drug

you guys are in charge of busting?

00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,121

- What're you gonna do, arrest me?

00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:32,586

This will get you to relax.

Helps with the silver bonding process.

00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,962

- How long's it take to--

00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422

[babbling]

00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,966

♪

00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,760

[grunting]

00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,305

- Aw yeah, frunk my brain

with your memories,

00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,848

you freaky little bitch.

00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,144

GLEN: Oh my god, you are so good

at whatever that is.

00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,230

- Now eat my alien ass.

00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,399

[Glen mumbling]

00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,569

[both moaning]

00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,498

- Holy shit!

00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,250

[grunting]

00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,629

- Glorgax, look! It worked!

00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,381

[farts]

00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,634

♪

00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,386

[whooshing]

00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,138

♪

00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,479

[whooshing]

00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,148

♪

00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,193

[shattering]

00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,362

[explosions boom]

00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,157

Y'all see that shit!

I'm a SilverCop now! Woo!

00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,034

- Man's more silver

than second place!

00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,077

- Pobo!

00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,122

- Yeah, well, whatever.

There's a lot more to it than that.

00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:53,083

- I don't know, seems like he's got

the hang of it to me.

00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,335

Hey, I tell you what.

Let's bring him along to the raid.

00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,379

- Are you kidding me?

- Jelly time!

00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,131

- No, goddammit. No, Pobo!

00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,675

- Well, we all gotta get thrown

into the fire sometime.

00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,718

Why not now?

00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,139

- Fine. Just keep his rookie shit

the fuck away from me.

00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,724

- Alright.

[cheering]

00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,809

[evil laughter]

00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,895

- Today, I Thanos the Wall!

00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,937

[laughs]

00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,772

- Laugh it up, Yankee Candle.

00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,066

There's just one problem with your plan.

00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,361

- Please, I invented charging 10 cents

for text messages,

00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,071

I think I know how to plan a plan.

00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,158

[mosquitoes screech]

00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,201

[laughs]

00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,535

- Nice aim, you dumb bitch!

00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,370

All you did was open

the Boo Hoo Hole,

00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,414

which I was about to do anyway!

00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,249

- Yeah, well,

that's what I was hoping.

00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,752

Because you know what

the Boo Hoo Hole is full of?

00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,795

- Cr-crying? I don't know.

00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,589

[screeching]

CHERIE: Spiders, bitch!

00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,716

This shit got foreshadowed days ago!

00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,717

- No!

00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,262

- Alright, now listen up!

Our target is Trog Thracian.

00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,640

He's the biggest salt dealer

in this system.

00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,934

Peddles exclusively

to little kids and babies.

00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,520

- This is the frunker who invented

Traversian Lotion.

00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,980

That's where you torture someone

by rubbing acid on their dick

00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,357

until it melts off.

- Noodles.

00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,442

- Ventrez and I will be entering

from the rear.

00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,069

Glorgax, Pobo: left flank.

00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,612

Cromus, Glen: take the right.

00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,156

- I told you to keep this little frunk

away from me.

00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,283

- Sorry, Cromey.

We need our best with the rookie.

00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,284

Show him the ropes.

00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,704

- If you know what's best for you,

you'll leave while you still can.

00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831

Use that human intuition

I've heard so much about.

00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,668

- Whatever, bro. You saw me flying,

I'm pure as hell.

00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,294

I got this.

- Ugh.

00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,755

- Alright, people! Go! Go! Go!

00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,551

♪ rock music playing ♪

00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,347

[laughing]

00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,682

[grunting]

00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,894

- We need to get the hell out of here.

- Yeah, you fuckin' think?

00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,604

[Cherie grunts]

00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,981

[spider screeching]

- Aah!

00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,774

- You don't run a multi-national

communications company

00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,610

without learning some Krav Maga

along the way!

00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,947

- Cherie, get outta here!

00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,783

[grunts]

00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,911

[screaming]

00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,248

- I lived my whole life

worried about coverage,

00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,334

and now it's what's killing me.

00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,546

- After this, let's be boring.

00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,672

- Amen to that.

00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,722

♪ rock music playing ♪

00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,394

♪

00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,563

- Look, Glen, I know

what you're trying to do,

00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,398

but you really need to get

the fuck out of here.

00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,650

- Yo, get off my back, Cromus.

What's your problem with me?

00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,694

I'm just trying to do my job.

- No, you're fucking not.

00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,113

You're playing

a pathetic superhero fantasy,

00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,364

but this is real life.

00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,365

People get hurt.

00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,534

- Whatever, dude. I get it,

you're the Raphael of the group.

00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,412

Cool but rude. By this time next week,

we're going to be best friends.

00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,957

♪

00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,251

♪ foreboding music plays ♪

00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,378

This is just an empty warehouse.

Where are the drugs?

00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,339

- LoneSun,

your informant burned us!

00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,842

♪

00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,677

- Maybe the perps are making a getaway.

00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,722

Maybe we can tone down

whatever sinister thing this is.

00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,559

- No, the Osmernian frunk rat

we're after is right here.

00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,811

- Oh! Is he like the Predator

with the see-through suit or something?

00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,938

- Shut the frunk up, human.

00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,733

- Hey! Leave the kid alone.

I've been with him this whole time.

00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,069

He didn't do anything.

He's not a rat.

00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,779

- Oh, I know. You are.

00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,656

- Whoa, what are you doing?

- Drop the silvergun!

00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,658

- I can't, I can't, I'm not in control!

00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,285

Whoa, what the fuck!

What are you doing, man?

00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,828

I, I didn't do that!

I didn't do that!

00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,372

- GoldCop! GoldCop!

00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,874

- Salt cartel must've tipped you off, huh?

00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,709

- No, it was your arrogance.

00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,504

- You people think just because

you're higher up on the periodic table

00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,630

you can be sloppy!

00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,882

[Cromus groans]

- Guys, what is going on here!

00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,676

It's Cromus. He's one of us!

00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,471

- By order of the Gold,

you are hereby under arrest.

00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,514

[coughs]

00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,350

Anything you silver-do

or silver-say will be--

00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,309

[groans]

00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,395

- Frunking GoldCops make me sick.

00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,815

- Glen! I told you to get out.

00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,568

- Stop it! What are you doing?

I thought we were the good guys?

00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,404

- What part of "cops"

don't you understand?

00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,283

[laughter]

00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,451

- Shit. Gotta think pure thoughts.

00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,289

- Guess what? I made that purity shit up

to get you back in the game.

00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,957

[fizzles, plops]

00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,917

- SilverSuits don't run on purity.

00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,128

It takes years of practice,

you frunking idiot.

00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,923

- But... my human intuition.

00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,427

- I grabbed you out of that cell

because you're a backwater rube.

00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,639

If you had any ounce of real instinct,

you would've seen that coming a mile away.

00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,559

- When the other Golds find out

what you did,

00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:23,145

they will hunt you down

like a mawg.

00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,774

- Oh, for sure, except we'll be too busy

helping them track down

00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,610

the dirty human who killed you.

00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,569

- No.

00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,820

- Please, please don't do this.

00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,072

- Thanks for letting the SilverSuit bond

with your DNA.

00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533

It makes it a lot easier

to frame you for murder.

00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,827

- Fuck you. Fuck you all--

00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,998

- Oh god. Oh god!

[retches]

00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,168

- I might be crazy,

but that was mighty hot.

00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,878

[both moan]

00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:51,006

- Ugh, nothing gets me wetter

than a good framing.

00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,132

Mmm.

- Jelly time?

00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,510

- Yes, Pobo, jelly time.

00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,805

[all moan]

00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,516

- What am I forgetting?

Oh yeah!

00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,976

To apprehend the bastard

that stole the SilverSuit

00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,605

out of the evidence locker

and killed a GoldCop.

00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:07,940

[chainsaw whirring]

- Please, please don't do this.

00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,858

I'm begging you.

I'm just a pathetic car guy!

00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,861

- Just shut the frunk up

and die with some dignity.

00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,404

- No!

00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,240

[grunts]

00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,784

[laughter]

00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,287

[all shouting]

00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,831

[mosquito chittering]

00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,209

- Oh god, the queen mosquito!

00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,378

[Halk grunts]

00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,632

[screams]

00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,633

- Halk!

00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,428

[straining]

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,265

- Cherie, get out of here!

00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,017

[metallic creaking]

00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,770

[Cherie grunting]

00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,524

- Promise me you'll take care

of little Pezlie.

00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,775

- So will you.

00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,610

- I can't have a child of my own,

00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,572

so knowing you'll take care of yours

will make this easier.

00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,073

- Halk, shut up.

00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,075

No more adventures, okay?

00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,244

- You're right.

No more adventures.

00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,289

Tell Nova I love her, and I'm sorry.

00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,959

- Noooo!

00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:14,173

♪ melancholy music ♪

00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,139

[sobs]

00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,393

Somebody help!

00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,353

Please!

00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,688

[crying]

00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,151

Hello? Where is everyone?

00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:38,155

♪

00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,656

What the hell?

00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,868

- Oh my Jesse, are you okay?

00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,077

- What is going on here?

00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,706

- It's the baptism for the miracle child

gifted to us by Jesse.

00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,418

[crowd cheering, applauding]

00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,088

- Welcome, Bowinians,

to the birth of a new age!

00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:59,801

Our sweet Jesse has gifted us

the sweetest candy of all.

00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,804

- Pezlie! That's my baby!

00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,224

Give me back my daughter, you bitch!

00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,268

- Cherie is right!

This baby is her daughter.

00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,312

She's all our daughters.

00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,690

This child's mother is the Wall!

00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,027

CROWD: [chanting]

Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby!

00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,280

- No! I'm telling the truth!

Just ask Sister Sasha.

00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,992

- Sister Sasha died of a heart attack

just last night.

00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,495

- You did this!

You're a fucking psycho.

00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,914

- By gifting us this sacred child,

00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:32,417

Jesse has bestowed upon the Church

the great honor

00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,712

of leading the Wall into the future!

00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,258

Let the baptism commence!

00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,803

- Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie!

00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,012

Mommy's coming!

00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,890

Ugh, you fuckers!

Ugh, let me go!

00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,102

I'm fucking coming for you!

00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,603

[sizzling]

00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,608

[Pezlie crying]

00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:02,573

[indiscernible chatter]

00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,907

- [crying] No, no, no.

00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,952

[alarm blaring]

- Aw shit.

00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,996

Someone must have called in

the gunshots.

00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,665

- Ah, don't matter.

Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn.

00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,001

Without a SilverSuit,

he's frunked.

00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,961

[all laugh]

00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,255

[sobbing]

00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,590

[mumbling]

00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,175

- I miss my car.

00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,217

[sobs]

00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,679

[insects buzzing]

00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:33,103

♪

00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,737

[whooshing]

00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,614

[tires squealing]

00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,823

- Hurry! Get out of there!

00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,491

- Ah! Ah! Oh noooo!

00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,576

JESSE:

Sick, Terry.

00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,953

Jesus!

Get some Depends, why dontcha?

00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,246

Gross! Yuck!

00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,497

- Dammit, Terry!

You know what happens

00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,374

if you eat more than your weight

in Taco Bell.

00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,919

- I can't help it!

I love that cheesy crunch! Oh.

00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,713

- Stop it! You're ruining the upholstery

with your goobler diarrhea!

00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,298

Lo siento! Lo sient--

00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,674

Ohhh!

00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,260

- He's going to be doing that all night.

00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,261

- Oh yeah.

00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:12,226

[grunting and groaning continue]

00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,229

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,063

[mimicking laser fire]

00:01:33,716 --> 00:01:36,856

СРЕБРОМИР 1

00:01:44,796 --> 00:01:46,276

ШТАБ СРЕБРОКОПОВ

00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,396

СОЛЯНОЙ КАРТЕЛЬ

00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:19,916

ПАМЯТНЫЙ ЗАЛ УЛИК ФЛОРГУЛУСА

00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,846

«АГ-БАР 47»