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Туман Пупы
The Fog of Pupa
Сезон: 03Серия: 11
Описание
Пупа начинает себя вести как вредный подросток. Остальная команда пытается найти причину такого поведения и обвиняет в этом всех подряд. В конце концов, они приходят к выводу, что сами в этом виноваты и решают стать более приземлённой семьёй. Пришельцы отказываются от использования различных инопланетных технологий.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,719 - Brenda, sweetheart, would you like to say grace?
- 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,554 - Wow! Lucky girl.
- 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,390 Papa didn't let me say grace until I was 35.
- 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,851 - Bless us, oh Lord, and these-- ah!
- 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,394 KORVO: Go, green! Go, green!
- 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,896 YUMYULACK: Hippos! Hippos! Hippos!
- 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,440 - Jesus Christ! What the hell is going on here?
- 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,027 - We used a Come Alive ray to sci-fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos
- 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,112 into IRL life Hungry Hippos,
- 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,948 and things got a little titsy!
- 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:34,034 - Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase! That's ten points for pink!
- 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,577 - Those were my father's ashes!
- 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,621 - That means double points, boyyy!
- 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,707 - Best game night ever!
- 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,919 - It's way better than when we all got diabetes from real-life Candyland.
- 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,546 - Ugh. What do you want? I'm gaming!
- 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,506 Hey, do we know a "Pupa"?
- 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,590 - Yes! - Come on, man!
- 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,052 - Uh-huh. Oh. Alright. Thanks for calling.
- 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,136 Jesus Christ.
- 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,471 Alright! Let's go, pink hippo!
- 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,472 - W-what was that all about?
- 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,349 - Nothing, the Pupa got arrested at the mall.
- 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,892 - What? We have to go save him!
- 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,602 - Okay, I see how it is.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,730 We only worry about the Pupa when Terry's winning game night.
- 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,065 This is bullshit!
- 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,151 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
- 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,028 Until the asteroid hit.
- 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,574 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
- 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,742 and escaped into, uh, the space,
- 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,161 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
- 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,790 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
- 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,500 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
- 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,294 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
- 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,713 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,131 [stammers] This is ridiculous.
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,966 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,426 People are stupid and confusing.
- 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,969 Why are there so many wildfires?
- 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,638 Where is your planet-sized hose so that we can just put everything out?
- 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,307 You should really think about building one of those.
- 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,435 ♪
- 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:49,067 MALL COP: So yeah, the blue space creature, aka "the Pupa,"
- 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,653 walked into the Claire's jewelry store at 2:00 p. m.
- 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,364 and exited minutes later with the stolen merchandise.
- 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,533 - Earrings? What the hell, he doesn't even have ears.
- 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,910 [gasps] Or does he?
- 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,536 - Our Pupa would never steal anything.
- 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,039 He's got his own Bubba Gump Shrimp Platinum Rewards Mastercard.
- 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,624 It must have been another Pupa.
- 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,625 - I saw it all.
- 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,418 He stole sweet pearl earrings, a body piercing gun,
- 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,544 and three unicorn chokers.
- 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,755 - Why are Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie from school here?
- 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,174 I thought your second job was driving a forklift for the mob.
- 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,425 - I've got a ton of jobs, kid.
- 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,093 Teacher, storm chaser, this,
- 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,387 plus I sniff luggage at the airport for the DEA.
- 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,264 - This little sack of fucks has been running
- 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,266 a black market piercing ring at school.
- 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,644 Most of his customers have gotten infections.
- 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,229 - Titties! - I'm gonna hurl.
- 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:28,357 - I was a child psychiatrist before my crippling addiction
- 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:32,152 to celebrity feet forced me into a career in civilian security,
- 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,948 which is why I can tell you that this is an out-of-control teenager situation.
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,574 - This just doesn't make any sense. [thunder rumbling]
- 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,701 He's normally such a sweet little supercomputer.
- 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,328 I mean, yes, he did kill a RoboCop
- 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,914 and, yes, he will one day terraform a new planet that destroys us all
- 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,832 but come on, look at the cute little guy.
- 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:46,834 [glass shatters] [all scream]
- 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,213 - What the hell is wrong with you, Pupa? How could you do this to us?
- 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,091 - We take our eyes off you for two weeks to sci-fi some hippos,
- 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,592 and this is how you repay us?
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,220 - I am livid! Wait, is that a real word?
- 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,389 Well, then I'm fucking livid.
- 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,516 - Okay now, guys, let's take it easy here.
- 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,102 Maybe we just don't know Pupes as well as we thought.
- 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,062 - And I say it's livid time to find out.
- 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,523 - Now he's going to use livid wrong for everything.
- 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,693 - Rap music posters, a Game Gear,
- 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,278 The Twilight series?
- 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,946 These books are way too sexy for you!
- 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:19,283 - Bag of weed, a Harry Potter Whistle you turned into a bong.
- 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,660 - A SteelBook HD-DVD of The Joker,
- 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,788 a Mech suit that looks to be some sort of con-man businessperson,
- 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:25,831 what could this be for?
- 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,333 - Why you asking me? I don't know!
- 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,586 - What the hell? Are you stealing all this stuff, Pupa?
- 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,880 - This isn't the Pupa we know and love.
- 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,089 Who even are you?
- 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,049 - I wish I'd never been Pupa'd.
- 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,050 [all gasp]
- 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,468 - That mall cop was right.
- 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,180 The Pupa's an out-of-control motherfuckin' teenager!
- 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,182 [camera shutter clicking]
- 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,892 - Okay, team, what're we gonna do with the Pupa?
- 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,435 No idea is a bad idea. Go!
- 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,188 - He's a sensitive little dumpling. We should be nurturing him.
- 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,189 KORVO: Bad idea. Next.
- 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:52,357 - Let's smash him in the head with a hammer and throw him in a quarry.
- 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,650 KORVO: We'll use that as a backup, next.
- 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,818 - We shouldn't punish him.
- 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,404 We should learn from him, so we can steal stuff too!
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,448 I'm gonna start reading sexy books and shit.
- 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,532 - All these ideas suck.
- 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,784 He wants to be a teenager, then let's treat him like a teenager.
- 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,204 Pupa, as team leader, I have come to a decision.
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:08,123 You shall be grounded for one earth month.
- 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,417 - Grounded? - Yes, grounded.
- 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,044 [sobbing]
- 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,088 - Oh no, oh! It's gonna be okay.
- 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,965 Korvo, you made him cry. Psychopath.
- 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,176 - I-- I didn't know he would-- It's the right thing to do.
- 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,302 He has to learn-- [Pupa grunting]
- 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,596 JESSE: I told you he needed to be nurtured!
- 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,224 [screams]
- 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,060 YUMYULACK: Did the power go out?
- 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,813 TERRY: I didn't save a backup of my seven-part Animal Crossing fart fic!
- 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:36,527 I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know he isn't supposed to be two colors.
- 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,945 - You are the Pupa expert.
- 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,696 - Thank you, I won't let you down.
- 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,991 - AISHA, we have a problem.
- 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,702 AISHA: Oh dang, Korvo! You melting again?
- 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,287 Your skin looks nasty.
- 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,206 - What? I've been using Ole Henriksen's
- 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,000 Collagen Boosted True-C Complex Facial Serum twice a day!
- 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,503 No. It's the Pupa, he's all fucked up.
- 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,257 AISHA: The Pupa is stuck between powder blue and sea-foam green.
- 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,758 - No shit, but what does that mean?
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,177 AISHA: You guys can't go one day without being all,
- 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,012 "AISHA this and AISHA that,
- 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,516 and AISHA, help, my wooden penis is stuck in the hyperdrive."
- 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,435 - It's not my fault the thing has an oak - shaped hole.
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,145 AISHA: When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow,
- 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,231 it means he's lost wi-fi signal.
- 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,608 When it's stalled between two colors,
- 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,819 it means his evolution has been tainted.
- 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,737 - Ugh, of course! That makes sense,
- 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,698 because the taint is between two things.
- 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:25,617 It's just like Shakespeare wrote, "'Taint thy balls, 'taint thy butthole."
- 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,286 - Okay, fess up, who tainted the Pupa?
- 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,663 - Don't look at me, I let him suck on old batteries all the time!
- 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,789 He should be healthy.
- 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,207 - It's probably society's fault.
- 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,377 - Yes! I bet it's because of all the human shit he's been doing.
- 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,255 He eats an insane number of garlic knots, and his only source of news
- 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,965 is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard.
- 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,926 - And he watched the HD-DVD 1K de-master of Joker
- 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,553 and absorbed Todd Phillips' values.
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:48,015 - Don't listen to them, Pupes. You just need some TLC, dontcha?
- 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,558 - The Pupa's being a little shit pebble,
- 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,101 and he needs to be taught that interrupting
- 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,478 a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippo game has consequences.
- 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,147 - Pupa, grounding clearly wasn't enough.
- 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,232 So as punishment for stealing all that stuff,
- 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,442 you will paint the ship!
- 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,153 - And smoke a pack of Marlboro lights with a pillowcase over your head!
- 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,696 - But the Pupa doesn't smoke.
- 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,282 - And now he never will again.
- 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,701 - Look, I don't like being the bad guy,
- 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,912 but you better have that ship painted by the time we're back.
- 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,247 - And I want these cigarettes smoked to the filters.
- 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,167 - Guys, the orange hippo got into a Panera, and the cops shot him.
- 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,836 If we hurry, we can still save green, pink, and yellow!
- 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,588 - Pupa, you stay here and learn your lesson,
- 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,672 and I'll hug you later.
- 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,008 Last one there is a rotten spore!
- 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,220 [burps]
- 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,349 [snorting]
- 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,726 [screams]
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,894 - Yes! That counts.
- 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,646 Point for the Yumyulone Ranger!
- 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,357 - Uh, guys, is it me or does the house look different?
- 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,401 - Holy fuck, the ship is gone!
- 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,324 - Is it crazy that I kinda like it without the ship?
- 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,369 - Yes, it's crazy! Where the fuck is the Pupa? Pupa!
- 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:55,791 - No way! Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair with Napa leather upholstery?
- 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,418 - Where the hell is the ship, Pupa? And how did you get a PS7?
- 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,628 Those aren't even out yet! [gasps]
- 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,589 - You traded the ship to a witch for a gaming setup, didn't you?
- 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,551 - So what? I didn't ask to get assigned to you.
- 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,594 - Is anyone else weirded out
- 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,347 that he's suddenly talking in complete sentences?
- 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,765 - I don't know what's going on with you, Pupa,
- 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,517 but we will talk about this when I get back.
- 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,769 Terry and I have to go fight a witch for our spaceship.
- 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,313 You two stay here and make sure he doesn't get into any more trouble.
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,898 You ready to face this witch?
- 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,359 - I guess. I mean, we talk about her all the time,
- 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,236 but I never thought we'd actually confront her.
- 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,196 Fuck, man. A witch? I'm scared.
- 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,699 - We're gonna have to marshal all our firepower for an epic showdown
- 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,242 that's been three seasons in the making.
- 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,494 Hopefully, the Disney dark lords don't make us trim anything out,
- 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,955 because this shit is going to be fucking wild, I'll tell you that much.
- 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,456 - Let's do this shit!
- 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,041 [both laugh]
- 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,711 Man. Who knew Brigga Balba would be so nice.
- 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,962 And her home? Lovely!
- 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,339 - Oh, that little fountain in her tea garden was so peaceful.
- 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,967 - I was thinking the same thing! We really had her pegged wrong.
- 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,261 - I can't believe all we had to do was lease this rad pumpkin car
- 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,889 and buy all that Stella & Dot crap from her to get the ship back.
- 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,892 - It is not crap. Look at my "I'm a Girl Boss" chunky cufflet.
- 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,018 That's on trend, baby! [party music playing in distance]
- 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,769 - Terry, d-do you hear that?
- 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,606 [people chattering, laughing]
- 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:01,899 - Woo! Alright!
- 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,568 - An '80s movie-style rager?
- 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:05,611 - Not in my house!
- 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,697 Hey! That's the turntable I got for Passover
- 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,324 to mix ship noises with space sounds.
- 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,409 - Where the hell are Jesse and Yumyulack?
- 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,328 - Cannonball!
- 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,371 [splashing] [cheering]
- 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,831 - My turn! Oh!
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:22,377 Uh, to tell you that this is irresponsible!
- 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,171 - You two were supposed to be watching the Pupa!
- 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,090 - Yeah, and we watched him throw an awesome party!
- 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,091 - Okay, everyone out!
- 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,343 [all booing]
- 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,094 BOY: This is stupid. Whatever.
- 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,638 TERRY: That's the last straw, Pupa.
- 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,224 How could you throw a crazy '80s party without me?
- 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,768 You are super-duper chaluper grounded.
- 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,478 - Yeah, tell him, Terry! - Gah, ah!
- 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,772 I hate doing this because I'm the cool one who bites the cheese
- 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,607 right off the block instead of cutting off a piece,
- 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:44,816 but you leave me no choice.
- 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,777 No more iPad, no more sexy books.
- 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,445 No... more... Hulu!
- 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446 [gasps]
- 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:51,949 [screams] - Look at him,
- 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,909 he's learning his lesson so hard right now!
- 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,577 Maybe I am the Pupa expert.
- 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,080 [groaning]
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,916 [sighs] - What the hell?
- 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,584 - I did not know that was an option.
- 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,295 - Aww, he laid an apology egg.
- 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,923 Apology egg-cepted, Pupa!
- 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:08,966 [eggshell cracking]
- 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,927 - Yeah, buddy!
- 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,262 YUMYULACK: What the hell is that?
- 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,304 - Little Buddy!
- 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,597 - Yeah, buddy!
- 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,517 [both laugh]
- 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,811 - Yeah, buddy! [door opens, closes]
- 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,271 - How the hell am I supposed to punish him
- 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,898 when he's palling around with a little buddy. Aw!
- 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,109 - Shit, if we had just smashed Pupa's head with a hammer
- 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,902 and thrown him in the quarry, none of this would've happened.
- 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,613 - We've clearly done everything we can, the Pupa isn't afraid of us.
- 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,323 We need someone who can whip Pupa into shape.
- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,659 - Someone with a heart of gold, abs of steel,
- 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,202 and the calves of a hip-hop legend.
- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,621 We need-- BOTH: Mark Wahlberg!
- 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:43,083 ♪ trumpet playing ♪
- 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,209 [barks]
- 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,505 - Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has a restraining order against us,
- 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,591 but military school should work just as well.
- 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,758 [whistle blows]
- 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,969 - Alright, maggots, I own you!
- 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,513 You're nothing but pieces of maggot shit on the bottom of my shoe!
- 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,099 I will wipe your maggot asses off the face of this earth!
- 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,934 Do you understand me, maggots?
- 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,977 GROUP: Yes, sir!
- 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,354 - At some point, yelling "maggots" has diminishing returns.
- 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,065 - I like it, I'm-- I'm going to start doing it at home, maggot.
- 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443 - Well, fuck me sideways.
- 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,446 In all my years of screaming at maggots,
- 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:16,658 I've never gotten to actually train an honest to goddamn maggot.
- 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,994 What's your name, maggot? - I'm the Pupa.
- 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,829 - Wrong. Your name is maggot.
- 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,873 And what the hell are you?
- 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,209 - Little Buddy!
- 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,503 - What in the almighty fuck is a Little Buddy?
- 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,129 - He yells an awful lot.
- 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,591 Aren't you worried this is gonna be too hard on the little guy?
- 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,384 - We need someone hard to set him straight.
- 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,969 - Hey, you think these guys would want to buy
- 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,846 some Stella & Dot dog tags?
- 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,848 We have some delish bespoke white gold necklaces.
- 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,849 I'm telling you!
- 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,684 ♪ I'm telling you ♪
- 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,269 - Shut up and get in the gourd, maggot!
- 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,480 Oh yeah, that works for ya boy. Mm.
- 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,441 Jesse, trust me, this is the best thing for the Pupa.
- 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,776 - Yeah, he's gonna thank us later.
- 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,985 We'll have a laugh about it. Like--
- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,112 [laughing]
- 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,656 I bet he's already learning-- [glass shatters]
- 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,574 [all scream] [tires squealing]
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,576 - What the hell was that? - Pupa and Little Buddy!
- 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,037 JESSE: How did they get out of military school so fast?
- 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,914 KORVO: They made friends with that hard-ass drill sergeant!
- 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,375 - The Pupa's too charismatic! People love his charm!
- 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,419 - We should never have stopped for Terry to hawk Stella & Dot to that brunch club!
- 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,671 TERRY: You can't talk to me like that.
- 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,131 I'm 10K away from being an associate ambassador.
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,969 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
- 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:21,056 ♪
- 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,267 ♪
- 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,018 [engine revving, tires squealing]
- 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,189 ♪
- 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,442 ♪
- 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,362 ♪
- 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,198 [gunshot] [motorcycle crashes]
- 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,785 - Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch?
- 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,664 - Okay, look, Pupa, it's not that we're mad.
- 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,166 We're just so disappointed in you. You're better than this.
- 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,710 - I don't get it. We've tried everything!
- 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,920 Tough love, soft love, crazy stupid love--
- 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,257 - We even had Courtney Love watch Love Actually with you and nothing!
- 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:58,218 - You were acting bad before but now with Little Buddy, it's way worse.
- 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,304 - Yeah, Little Buddy's a bad influence.
- 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,890 - Yes, Little Buddy's the problem. Because it's definitely not us.
- 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,224 - Little Buddy is my friend.
- 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,436 - No! I forbid you from seeing Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry.
- 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,937 - Give me that Little Buddy! Give him to me!
- 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,480 - And to make sure he never comes back,
- 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,524 I'm trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight.
- 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,775 - Yeah, budd--
- 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,195 - No!
- 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:19,281 - Now, he can't give you bad ideas, and he'll keep our bills from flying away.
- 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,366 - You know, Stella & Dot has a dandelion paperweight--
- 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,202 - Jesus fuck, Terry, it's a pyramid scheme.
- 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,371 [growling, snarling]
- 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,208 - Alright, this is just a tantrum. Let him tire himself out.
- 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,084 Pretty soon, he'll be back to normal and we can--
- 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,127 [Pupa screams]
- 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,257 - Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist!
- 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,926 - It's not a mist. - It's a fog.
- 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,427 - No, it's more like a steam.
- 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,223 - Whatever it is, we're trapped inside, and it smells like the Pupa's ass!
- 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:48,268 [people screaming]
- 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,774 - Great, what a classic teenager way to act out,
- 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,401 turning himself into a blanket of steam that hangs over the town.
- 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,112 Pupa, you recombine into your own physical form this instant!
- 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113 You hear me, mister?
- 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,492 - No! Don't go that way! There are monsters!
- 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,536 - Great, now he's making monsters in the steam.
- 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,246 I told you we should have gotten him into soccer.
- 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,665 - Ohhh, I just saw a tentacle over there.
- 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,625 - The Pupa is such a bad teenager. [monster growling]
- 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,876 God, I wish I could be like him.
- 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:13,877 - No, he sucks.
- 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712 Pupa, you're in a lot of trouble, young man!
- 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,049 You better stop being steam this instant or... no more playing Roblox!
- 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,592 [all scream]
- 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,388 YUMYULACK: Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?
- 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,723 - The Pupa's delinquency must be manifesting
- 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,100 as adolescent creatures.
- 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,061 Look out! There's one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future!
- 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,896 [screaming]
- 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,109 [panting]
- 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,321 - Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie. You work here, too?
- 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,032 - [mimicking Jesse] "Aw geez, you work here, too."
- 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,409 Of course I don't, you idiot.
- 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,994 - Not that it's any of your business,
- 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,829 but we're making ossobuco for dinner!
- 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,290 It pairs well with a night of consensual edging.
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,667 [screeches]
- 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,129 [glass shatters]
- 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,380 [cell phone buzzes]
- 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,011 - Okay, it definitely seems like they are teens,
- 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,554 but somebody needs to go out there and find out
- 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,722 what we are really dealing with here.
- 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:07,848 - Uh, no, we don't!
- 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,850 These monsters are all over TikTok.
- 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,061 - That Pacific garbage patch is huge!
- 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,148 - These monsters are expressing all the Pupa's bad teen behavior.
- 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,025 We better pray he's not one of those arson kids.
- 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,194 - I think the Pupa just needs a friend.
- 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,237 Maybe if we can get home and release Little Buddy,
- 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,697 he'll stop misting himself.
- 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,698 - You have a point.
- 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,783 But if we let Little Buddy go, all our bills might fly away.
- 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,869 Ugh! What do we do? What do we do?
- 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,913 [screeches] [all scream]
- 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,748 - Come on, we can get to my car!
- 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,583 - Who the fuck is this guy? - I'm Desmond!
- 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,629 - Quick, give me the breathalyzer!
- 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,172 - Here. And also, wow.
- 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,840 I'd like to hear the story behind that! [breathalyzer beeps]
- 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,218 - Aw, come on! Point nine's my baseline!
- 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,969 Who else can drive? - Oh, let me try!
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,429 [beeps]
- 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,932 2.8! Yes! Alcoholic high score!
- 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058 [beeps]
- 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,392 I got this.
- 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,522 - Wait! Sign my change-dot-org petition to help de-stigmatize cyberbullying!
- 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,648 - Whatever, man.
- 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,816 - You just don't get it! - No cap!
- 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,319 - I'm not sus, you're sus!
- 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,946 [tires squealing]
- 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:04,988 - Word, lit!
- 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,616 - We got problems, people!
- 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,201 [tires squealing]
- 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,579 [growling]
- 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,331 [acid sizzles] [screams]
- 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:17,709 - No, god! Why did I get emotionally invested in Desmond?
- 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,755 - Tell my wife I... re-financed our boat loan.
- 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,757 [growling]
- 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,344 - Uh, okay listen, if these monsters are really teens,
- 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,179 maybe we can just say things they don't like.
- 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,222 Did you clean your room?
- 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,098 [shrieks]
- 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,183 - It's working! What did you do at school today?
- 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,352 Tell me about your classes.
- 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,689 I want to meet your friends.
- 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983 - Who's gonna accept my Facebook friend request?
- 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,526 [growling, shrieking]
- 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,197 - Release Little Buddy! That'll calm the Pupa down.
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,616 - This ray has no reverse mode?
- 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,827 - Well, shit, I'm so sorry I didn't foresee a time
- 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,413 where we would have to turn a paperweight back into a Little Buddy.
- 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,333 - No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy out of there or we screwed!
- 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,419 - We can undo this, but it won't be easy.
- 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,880 Terry, I'll need you to go to the ship and activate the de-fractolyzer
- 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,298 which will take at least 12 hours.
- 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,091 After that comes the really hard part--
- 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,760 [glass shatters] - Yeah, buddy!
- 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,679 [laughing]
- 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,055 - My bills! Damn it!
- 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,765 I can't remember how much I owe in dues
- 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,727 to the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D fiasco!
- 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,354 JESSE: Little Buddy, come back here!
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,647 You're supposed to help us!
- 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,441 - The mistfogsteam is still everywhere!
- 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,525 [thuds]
- 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,196 - You a-holes better figure something out real quick!
- 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,322 - This isn't our fault.
- 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,115 - Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.
- 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,284 He just watched too many violent video games
- 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,077 and read too many sexy books.
- 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,830 - This is Hollywood's fault! The Joker! The Joker!
- 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,291 - Let's go get Todd Phillips and sacrifice him to the steam.
- 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,877 I bet he lives in a Tony Stark-style house overlooking the bay.
- 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,212 - Will you aliens shut the fuck up?
- 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,463 [growls]
- 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,173 - Venmo me!
- 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,427 - I am so sick of listening to you blame everyone else.
- 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,012 This is on you.
- 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,096 [all gasp]
- 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,307 - I ship a thicc snack!
- 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,850 [growls] [all scream]
- 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,394 - The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this
- 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,188 if he had some structure in his life.
- 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,440 He needs present, tangible role models.
- 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901 - We see this all the time. The problem starts at home.
- 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,819 - Home? But that's where we are.
- 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,324 - Oh my god, you are truly the shittiest parents I have ever met.
- 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,409 Korvo has spent more time eating me out
- 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,953 than being involved in the Pupa's education.
- 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,538 - Exactly. Wait, what?
- 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,248 - Well, guess what, you're fucking wrong,
- 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,624 because we're not human parents.
- 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,084 The Pupa is a member of our team.
- 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,794 - Do you feed him? Do you bathe him?
- 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,421 Do you lay in bed at night and worry he's gonna get run over by a car
- 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,422 or kidnapped by a pervert?
- 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,260 - No, I worry he's gonna get kidnapped by a car and run over by a pervert,
- 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,303 but now that I'm saying it out loud, yes.
- 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,013 - Then, honey, you are parents.
- 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,934 All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses run around sci-fi'ing shit
- 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,269 with no consequences.
- 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,979 You are the bad influences.
- 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:45,107 He doesn't have to change, you do.
- 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,986 - Fuck that. It's not us. Let's go kill Todd Phillips!
- 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,070 - Woo! - Yeah, let's get him!
- 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,196 [bellowing]
- 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326 - Ugh. I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
- 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,620 We have to fix the ship. We're out of Doritos.
- 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,788 Fuck you, Terry.
- 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,710 - Guys, that Supreme steam monster sounds exactly like us.
- 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,005 - Holy shit. Were we the Todd Phillips all along?
- 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,507 MONSTER: I want to trap someone in a paperweight!
- 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,176 - Aw, geez, we suck.
- 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:14,887 - I can't believe it, but these two shallow side characters were right.
- 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:15,929 [laser zaps]
- 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,684 - Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos? Ew.
- 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,019 - Come on, we have to play. Now!
- 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,061 - Really? - Yes!
- 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,064 [rattling]
- 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,150 - This is fucking boring.
- 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,484 It was better when we turned them into--
- 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,111 - Look! What's happening?
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,739 - The Pupa is reacting to us being bland and normal. See?
- 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,824 JESSE: Oh yeah! I guess it's working.
- 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,160 - From this moment forward, we have to change our ways.
- 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,370 - So no more awesome sci-fi stuff?
- 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,915 - No. I think we have to cut everything from our lives
- 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,626 that makes us a special, unique, weird family
- 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,003 and basically sand our whole situation down
- 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,465 so it's palatable to a broader, more corporate-approved audience,
- 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,799 I mean, the Pupa.
- 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,635 - I just signed up for a Mommy and Me music class
- 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928 with the Pupa three days a week.
- 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,679 And then I guess we'll go get no sugar added,
- 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,765 lactose free fro-yo with the other moms.
- 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,518 - Oh my lilies, he's firming up. What else can we do?
- 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,645 - We could go back to school and actually give a shit?
- 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,271 JESSE: Keep going, keep going!
- 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,942 - Terry and I can get jobs. Real ones. Not comedy writing or firemen.
- 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,735 Something in an office. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,572 With desks. And a computer and a printer and a receptionist named Gayle
- 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,199 that I keep trying to bang, but she won't let me hit it!
- 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,742 - We can do this. For the Pupa!
- 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,244 TERRY/JESSE/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa!
- 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:25,040 ♪ Taking Heads' Once in a Lifetime playing ♪
- 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,627 ♪
- 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,421 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪
- 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,340 ♪ Living in a shotgun shack ♪
- 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,592 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪
- 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,469 ♪ In another part of the world ♪
- 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,888 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪
- 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,850 ♪ Behind the wheel of a large automobile ♪
- 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,395 ♪ And you may find yourself in a beautiful house ♪
- 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,647 ♪ With a beautiful wife ♪
- 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,983 ♪ And you may ask yourself ♪
- 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,735 ♪ "Well, how did I get here?" ♪
- 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,863 ♪ Letting the days go by ♪
- 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,823 ♪ Let the water hold me down ♪
- 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,867 ♪ Letting the days go by ♪
- 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,910 ♪ Water flowing underground ♪
- 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,912 ♪ Into the blue again ♪
- 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,039 ♪ After the money's gone ♪
- 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,751 - Korvo, I can't make heads or tails of these mid-quarter distribution reports.
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,461 I think Jenkins ran all the numbers wrong.
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,132 - Well, he's Mr. Sarner's nephew, so we'll just have to do it again.
- 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,302 - Where have you guys been? Dinner will be ready in ten.
- 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,512 - We were at the library. Again.
- 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:24,099 - I have to write a 50-page paper on the effects of beach erosion.
- 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,019 Can I please just borrow the Useless Homework ray once?
- 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,395 - No. No rays in this house!
- 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,438 [telephone ringing]
- 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,691 - Yaya. Oh, hello Mr. Sarner.
- 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,026 You wanna come over tonight?
- 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,612 Oh, tonight is not good actually, Korvo has the shits--
- 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,654 Okay.
- 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,656 Ugh. That was Mr. Sarner.
- 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491 He invited himself and his wife over for dinner,
- 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,743 and they want veal parmesan.
- 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,163 - But I'm making ginger-glazed salmon with a cucumber dill salad.
- 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,165 - Well, now you're making veal fuckin' parmesan!
- 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,959 And you have half an hour do to it, or we'll get fired from our work job!
- 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,002 [sighs]
- 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,004 - Are these really the stakes of our lives now?
- 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,257 Remember when we saved humanity from ice lava and napadoodles
- 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,510 and fought over who had more Christmas spirit?
- 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,804 - I spent 14 minutes in heaven with a janky BTS!
- 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,183 - Korvo turned into goo, and I had to fight my ex-lover Malcolm Gladwell!
- 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,559 - Oh, those were the days.
- 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,978 We used to do so much crazy sci-fi stuff.
- 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,356 - I love you guys.
- 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,525 And I love Moana.
- 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,277 - It's worth it. For the Pupa.
- 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,238 JESSE/TERRY/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa.
- 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,447 - Ahhh! Fuck!
- 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,823 - Yeah, buddy.
- 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,117 - Goddammit, is Little Buddy just gonna be, like,
- 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,328 fuckin' around all the time now or something?
- 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,121 - Yep. This is our life now.
- 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:32,751 ♪ Into the blue again after the money's gone ♪
- 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,837 ♪ Once in a lifetime ♪
- 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,130 ♪ Water flowing underground ♪
- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,715 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,134 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,428 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,597 ♪ And look where my hand was ♪
- 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,266 ♪ Time isn't holding up ♪
- 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,976 ♪ Time isn't after us ♪
- 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,977 [sighs]
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,478 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,647 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,774 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,028 [telephone ringing]
- 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:07,160 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
- 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,540 ♪
- 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,493 [mimics laser fire]
- 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:23,256 ПРОДАНО
- 00:01:44,076 --> 00:01:45,616 ТОРГОВЫЙ ЦЕНТР ГРЕТХЕН-ДАРТ
- 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,136 ОХРАНА
- 00:09:39,596 --> 00:09:41,916 ВОЕННАЯ АКАДЕМИЯ И ТРЕНИРОВОЧНЫЙ ЦЕНТР ДЛЯ СОБАК МАЙОРА ПЭЙНА
- 00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:50,656 ПОКАЙТЕСЬ! КОНЕЦ СВЕТА БЛИЗОК
- 00:13:58,316 --> 00:13:59,756 ВХОДЯЩИЙ: МАМА
- 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:23,096 ПОЛГОДА СПУСТЯ
- 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:33,306 <i>Может быть, ты будешь жить в какой-нибудь хижине.</i>
- 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:37,426 <i>Может, ты окажешься на другом конце света.</i>
- 00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:42,806 <i>И может быть, ты будешь водить здоровенную машину.</i>
- 00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:46,366 <i>И может быть, у тебя будет замечательный дом.</i>
- 00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,616 <i>И красавица-жена.</i>
- 00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:53,706 <i>И ты будешь себя спрашивать: «Ну и как же я тут оказался?»</i>
- 00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,816 <i>Дни протекают мимо.</i>
- 00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,786 <i>Меня держит лишь вода.</i>
- 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,836 <i>Дни протекают мимо.</i>
- 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:01,866 <i>Вода стекает под землю.</i>
- 00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:06,006 <i>Снова погружаюсь в бездну, когда денег вновь не стало.</i>
- 00:21:28,596 --> 00:21:32,716 <i>Снова погружаюсь в бездну, когда денег вновь не стало.</i>
- 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:37,086 <i>И только раз в жизни вода стекает под землю.</i>
- 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,686 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
- 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:41,096 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
- 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:43,396 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
- 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,566 <i>И глядите на мои руки.</i>
- 00:21:45,986 --> 00:21:47,236 <i>Время не стоит на месте.</i>
- 00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,256 <i>Время нас не ждёт.</i>
- 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,436 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
- 00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,616 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
- 00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:55,726 <i>Всё, как всегда было.</i>
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