Туман Пупы

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♪

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♪

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- Brenda, sweetheart,

would you like to say grace?

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- Wow! Lucky girl.

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Papa didn't let me say grace

until I was 35.

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- Bless us, oh Lord,

and these-- ah!

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KORVO:

Go, green! Go, green!

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YUMYULACK:

Hippos! Hippos! Hippos!

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- Jesus Christ!

What the hell is going on here?

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- We used a Come Alive ray

to sci-fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos

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into IRL life Hungry Hippos,

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and things got a little titsy!

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- Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase!

That's ten points for pink!

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- Those were my father's ashes!

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- That means double points, boyyy!

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- Best game night ever!

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- It's way better than when we all got

diabetes from real-life Candyland.

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- Ugh. What do you want?

I'm gaming!

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Hey, do we know a "Pupa"?

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- Yes!

- Come on, man!

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- Uh-huh. Oh. Alright.

Thanks for calling.

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Jesus Christ.

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Alright! Let's go, pink hippo!

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- W-what was that all about?

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- Nothing, the Pupa

got arrested at the mall.

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- What? We have to go save him!

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- Okay, I see how it is.

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We only worry about the Pupa

when Terry's winning game night.

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This is bullshit!

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KORVO:

Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants

were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes

on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us

on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,

I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.

My name's Korvo.

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This is-- this is my show.

I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]

This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.

It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid

and confusing.

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Why are there

so many wildfires?

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Where is your planet-sized hose

so that we can just put everything out?

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You should really think

about building one of those.

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MALL COP: So yeah,

the blue space creature, aka "the Pupa,"

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walked into the Claire's jewelry store

at 2:00 p. m.

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and exited minutes later

with the stolen merchandise.

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- Earrings? What the hell,

he doesn't even have ears.

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[gasps]

Or does he?

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- Our Pupa would never

steal anything.

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He's got his own Bubba Gump Shrimp

Platinum Rewards Mastercard.

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It must have been another Pupa.

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- I saw it all.

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He stole sweet pearl earrings,

a body piercing gun,

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and three unicorn chokers.

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- Why are Principal Cooke

and Miss Frankie from school here?

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I thought your second job was

driving a forklift for the mob.

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- I've got a ton of jobs, kid.

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Teacher, storm chaser, this,

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plus I sniff luggage

at the airport for the DEA.

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- This little sack of fucks

has been running

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a black market piercing ring

at school.

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Most of his customers

have gotten infections.

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- Titties!

- I'm gonna hurl.

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- I was a child psychiatrist

before my crippling addiction

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to celebrity feet forced me

into a career in civilian security,

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which is why I can tell you that this is

an out-of-control teenager situation.

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- This just doesn't make any sense.

[thunder rumbling]

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He's normally such

a sweet little supercomputer.

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I mean, yes,

he did kill a RoboCop

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and, yes, he will one day terraform

a new planet that destroys us all

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but come on,

look at the cute little guy.

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[glass shatters]

[all scream]

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- What the hell is wrong with you, Pupa?

How could you do this to us?

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- We take our eyes off you

for two weeks to sci-fi some hippos,

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and this is how you repay us?

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- I am livid!

Wait, is that a real word?

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Well, then I'm fucking livid.

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- Okay now, guys,

let's take it easy here.

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Maybe we just don't know Pupes

as well as we thought.

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- And I say it's livid time to find out.

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- Now he's going to use livid wrong

for everything.

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- Rap music posters,

a Game Gear,

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The Twilight series?

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These books are way

too sexy for you!

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- Bag of weed, a Harry Potter Whistle

you turned into a bong.

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- A SteelBook HD-DVD

of The Joker,

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a Mech suit that looks to be

some sort of con-man businessperson,

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what could this be for?

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- Why you asking me?

I don't know!

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- What the hell? Are you stealing

all this stuff, Pupa?

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- This isn't the Pupa

we know and love.

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Who even are you?

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- I wish I'd never been Pupa'd.

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[all gasp]

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- That mall cop was right.

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The Pupa's an out-of-control

motherfuckin' teenager!

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[camera shutter clicking]

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- Okay, team, what're we gonna do

with the Pupa?

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No idea is a bad idea. Go!

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- He's a sensitive little dumpling.

We should be nurturing him.

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KORVO:

Bad idea. Next.

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- Let's smash him in the head

with a hammer and throw him in a quarry.

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KORVO:

We'll use that as a backup, next.

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- We shouldn't punish him.

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We should learn from him,

so we can steal stuff too!

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I'm gonna start reading

sexy books and shit.

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- All these ideas suck.

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He wants to be a teenager,

then let's treat him like a teenager.

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Pupa, as team leader,

I have come to a decision.

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You shall be grounded

for one earth month.

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- Grounded?

- Yes, grounded.

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[sobbing]

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- Oh no, oh!

It's gonna be okay.

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Korvo, you made him cry.

Psychopath.

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- I-- I didn't know he would--

It's the right thing to do.

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He has to learn--

[Pupa grunting]

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JESSE: I told you

he needed to be nurtured!

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[screams]

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YUMYULACK:

Did the power go out?

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TERRY: I didn't save a backup

of my seven-part Animal Crossing fart fic!

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I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know

he isn't supposed to be two colors.

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- You are the Pupa expert.

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- Thank you,

I won't let you down.

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- AISHA, we have a problem.

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AISHA: Oh dang, Korvo!

You melting again?

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Your skin looks nasty.

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- What? I've been using Ole Henriksen's

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Collagen Boosted True-C Complex

Facial Serum twice a day!

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No. It's the Pupa,

he's all fucked up.

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AISHA: The Pupa is stuck between

powder blue and sea-foam green.

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- No shit,

but what does that mean?

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AISHA: You guys can't go one day

without being all,

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"AISHA this

and AISHA that,

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and AISHA, help, my wooden penis

is stuck in the hyperdrive."

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- It's not my fault the thing has

an oak - shaped hole.

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AISHA:

When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow,

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it means he's lost wi-fi signal.

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When it's stalled

between two colors,

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it means his evolution

has been tainted.

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- Ugh, of course!

That makes sense,

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because the taint is between

two things.

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It's just like Shakespeare wrote,

"'Taint thy balls, 'taint thy butthole."

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- Okay, fess up,

who tainted the Pupa?

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- Don't look at me, I let him suck

on old batteries all the time!

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He should be healthy.

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- It's probably society's fault.

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- Yes! I bet it's because of all

the human shit he's been doing.

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He eats an insane number of garlic knots,

and his only source of news

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is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard.

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- And he watched the HD-DVD

1K de-master of Joker

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and absorbed Todd Phillips' values.

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- Don't listen to them, Pupes.

You just need some TLC, dontcha?

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- The Pupa's being

a little shit pebble,

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and he needs to be taught

that interrupting

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a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippo game

has consequences.

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- Pupa, grounding clearly

wasn't enough.

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So as punishment

for stealing all that stuff,

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you will paint the ship!

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- And smoke a pack of Marlboro lights

with a pillowcase over your head!

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- But the Pupa doesn't smoke.

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- And now he never will again.

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- Look, I don't like being the bad guy,

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but you better have that ship painted

by the time we're back.

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- And I want these cigarettes smoked

to the filters.

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- Guys, the orange hippo got

into a Panera, and the cops shot him.

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If we hurry, we can still save green,

pink, and yellow!

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- Pupa, you stay here

and learn your lesson,

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and I'll hug you later.

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Last one there is a rotten spore!

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[burps]

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[snorting]

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[screams]

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- Yes! That counts.

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Point for the Yumyulone Ranger!

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- Uh, guys, is it me

or does the house look different?

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- Holy fuck, the ship is gone!

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- Is it crazy that I kinda like it

without the ship?

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- Yes, it's crazy!

Where the fuck is the Pupa? Pupa!

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- No way! Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair

with Napa leather upholstery?

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- Where the hell is the ship, Pupa?

And how did you get a PS7?

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Those aren't even out yet!

[gasps]

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- You traded the ship to a witch

for a gaming setup, didn't you?

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- So what? I didn't ask

to get assigned to you.

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- Is anyone else weirded out

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that he's suddenly talking

in complete sentences?

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- I don't know what's going on

with you, Pupa,

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but we will talk about this

when I get back.

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Terry and I have to go fight a witch

for our spaceship.

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You two stay here and make sure

he doesn't get into any more trouble.

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You ready to face this witch?

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- I guess. I mean,

we talk about her all the time,

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but I never thought

we'd actually confront her.

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Fuck, man. A witch? I'm scared.

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- We're gonna have to marshal

all our firepower for an epic showdown

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that's been three seasons

in the making.

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Hopefully, the Disney dark lords

don't make us trim anything out,

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because this shit is going to be

fucking wild, I'll tell you that much.

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- Let's do this shit!

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[both laugh]

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Man. Who knew Brigga Balba

would be so nice.

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And her home? Lovely!

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- Oh, that little fountain

in her tea garden was so peaceful.

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- I was thinking the same thing!

We really had her pegged wrong.

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- I can't believe all we had to do

was lease this rad pumpkin car

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and buy all that Stella & Dot crap

from her to get the ship back.

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- It is not crap. Look at my

"I'm a Girl Boss" chunky cufflet.

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That's on trend, baby!

[party music playing in distance]

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- Terry, d-do you hear that?

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[people chattering, laughing]

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- Woo! Alright!

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- An '80s movie-style rager?

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- Not in my house!

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Hey! That's the turntable

I got for Passover

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to mix ship noises with space sounds.

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- Where the hell are Jesse

and Yumyulack?

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- Cannonball!

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[splashing]

[cheering]

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- My turn! Oh!

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Uh, to tell you

that this is irresponsible!

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- You two were supposed

to be watching the Pupa!

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- Yeah, and we watched him throw

an awesome party!

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- Okay, everyone out!

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[all booing]

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BOY:

This is stupid. Whatever.

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TERRY:

That's the last straw, Pupa.

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How could you throw

a crazy '80s party without me?

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You are super-duper

chaluper grounded.

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- Yeah, tell him, Terry!

- Gah, ah!

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I hate doing this because

I'm the cool one who bites the cheese

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right off the block

instead of cutting off a piece,

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but you leave me no choice.

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No more iPad,

no more sexy books.

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No... more... Hulu!

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[gasps]

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[screams]

- Look at him,

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he's learning his lesson

so hard right now!

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Maybe I am the Pupa expert.

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[groaning]

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[sighs]

- What the hell?

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- I did not know

that was an option.

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- Aww, he laid an apology egg.

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Apology egg-cepted, Pupa!

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[eggshell cracking]

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- Yeah, buddy!

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YUMYULACK:

What the hell is that?

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- Little Buddy!

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- Yeah, buddy!

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[both laugh]

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- Yeah, buddy!

[door opens, closes]

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- How the hell am I supposed

to punish him

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when he's palling around

with a little buddy. Aw!

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- Shit, if we had just smashed

Pupa's head with a hammer

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and thrown him in the quarry,

none of this would've happened.

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- We've clearly done everything we can,

the Pupa isn't afraid of us.

00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,323

We need someone

who can whip Pupa into shape.

00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,659

- Someone with a heart of gold,

abs of steel,

00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,202

and the calves

of a hip-hop legend.

00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,621

We need--

BOTH: Mark Wahlberg!

00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:43,083

♪ trumpet playing ♪

00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,209

[barks]

00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,505

- Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has

a restraining order against us,

00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,591

but military school should work

just as well.

00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,758

[whistle blows]

00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,969

- Alright, maggots, I own you!

00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,513

You're nothing but pieces of maggot shit

on the bottom of my shoe!

00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,099

I will wipe your maggot asses

off the face of this earth!

00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,934

Do you understand me, maggots?

00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,977

GROUP:

Yes, sir!

00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,354

- At some point, yelling "maggots"

has diminishing returns.

00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,065

- I like it, I'm-- I'm going

to start doing it at home, maggot.

00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443

- Well, fuck me sideways.

00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,446

In all my years

of screaming at maggots,

00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:16,658

I've never gotten to actually train

an honest to goddamn maggot.

00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,994

What's your name, maggot?

- I'm the Pupa.

00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,829

- Wrong. Your name is maggot.

00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,873

And what the hell are you?

00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,209

- Little Buddy!

00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,503

- What in the almighty fuck is

a Little Buddy?

00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,129

- He yells an awful lot.

00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,591

Aren't you worried this is gonna be

too hard on the little guy?

00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,384

- We need someone hard

to set him straight.

00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,969

- Hey, you think these guys

would want to buy

00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,846

some Stella & Dot dog tags?

00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,848

We have some delish

bespoke white gold necklaces.

00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,849

I'm telling you!

00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,684

♪ I'm telling you ♪

00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,269

- Shut up and get

in the gourd, maggot!

00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,480

Oh yeah, that works

for ya boy. Mm.

00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,441

Jesse, trust me, this is

the best thing for the Pupa.

00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,776

- Yeah, he's gonna thank us later.

00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,985

We'll have a laugh about it. Like--

00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,112

[laughing]

00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,656

I bet he's already learning--

[glass shatters]

00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,574

[all scream]

[tires squealing]

00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,576

- What the hell was that?

- Pupa and Little Buddy!

00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,037

JESSE: How did they get out

of military school so fast?

00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,914

KORVO: They made friends

with that hard-ass drill sergeant!

00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,375

- The Pupa's too charismatic!

People love his charm!

00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,419

- We should never have stopped for Terry

to hawk Stella & Dot to that brunch club!

00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,671

TERRY:

You can't talk to me like that.

00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,131

I'm 10K away from being

an associate ambassador.

00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,969

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:21,056

♪

00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,267

♪

00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,018

[engine revving, tires squealing]

00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,189

♪

00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,442

♪

00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,362

♪

00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,198

[gunshot]

[motorcycle crashes]

00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,785

- Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch?

00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,664

- Okay, look, Pupa,

it's not that we're mad.

00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,166

We're just so disappointed in you.

You're better than this.

00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,710

- I don't get it.

We've tried everything!

00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,920

Tough love, soft love,

crazy stupid love--

00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,257

- We even had Courtney Love watch

Love Actually with you and nothing!

00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:58,218

- You were acting bad before but now

with Little Buddy, it's way worse.

00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,304

- Yeah, Little Buddy's

a bad influence.

00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,890

- Yes, Little Buddy's the problem.

Because it's definitely not us.

00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,224

- Little Buddy is my friend.

00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,436

- No! I forbid you from seeing

Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry.

00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,937

- Give me that Little Buddy!

Give him to me!

00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,480

- And to make sure he never comes back,

00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,524

I'm trapping him inside

of a crystal paperweight.

00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,775

- Yeah, budd--

00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,195

- No!

00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:19,281

- Now, he can't give you bad ideas,

and he'll keep our bills from flying away.

00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,366

- You know, Stella & Dot has

a dandelion paperweight--

00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,202

- Jesus fuck, Terry,

it's a pyramid scheme.

00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,371

[growling, snarling]

00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,208

- Alright, this is just a tantrum.

Let him tire himself out.

00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,084

Pretty soon, he'll be back

to normal and we can--

00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,127

[Pupa screams]

00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,257

- Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist!

00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,926

- It's not a mist.

- It's a fog.

00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,427

- No, it's more like a steam.

00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,223

- Whatever it is, we're trapped inside,

and it smells like the Pupa's ass!

00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:48,268

[people screaming]

00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,774

- Great, what a classic teenager way

to act out,

00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,401

turning himself into a blanket of steam

that hangs over the town.

00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,112

Pupa, you recombine

into your own physical form this instant!

00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113

You hear me, mister?

00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,492

- No! Don't go that way!

There are monsters!

00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,536

- Great, now he's making monsters

in the steam.

00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,246

I told you we should have

gotten him into soccer.

00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,665

- Ohhh, I just saw

a tentacle over there.

00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,625

- The Pupa is such a bad teenager.

[monster growling]

00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,876

God, I wish I could be like him.

00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:13,877

- No, he sucks.

00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712

Pupa, you're in a lot

of trouble, young man!

00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,049

You better stop being steam this instant

or... no more playing Roblox!

00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,592

[all scream]

00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,388

YUMYULACK: Was that steam monster

wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?

00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,723

- The Pupa's delinquency

must be manifesting

00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,100

as adolescent creatures.

00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,061

Look out! There's one wearing

Tech Fleece and listening to Future!

00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,896

[screaming]

00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,109

[panting]

00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,321

- Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie.

You work here, too?

00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,032

- [mimicking Jesse]

"Aw geez, you work here, too."

00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,409

Of course I don't, you idiot.

00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,994

- Not that it's any

of your business,

00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,829

but we're making ossobuco

for dinner!

00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,290

It pairs well with a night

of consensual edging.

00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,667

[screeches]

00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,129

[glass shatters]

00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,380

[cell phone buzzes]

00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,011

- Okay, it definitely seems like

they are teens,

00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,554

but somebody needs

to go out there and find out

00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,722

what we are really dealing with here.

00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:07,848

- Uh, no, we don't!

00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,850

These monsters are

all over TikTok.

00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,061

- That Pacific garbage patch is huge!

00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,148

- These monsters are expressing

all the Pupa's bad teen behavior.

00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,025

We better pray he's not one

of those arson kids.

00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,194

- I think the Pupa just needs a friend.

00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,237

Maybe if we can get home

and release Little Buddy,

00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,697

he'll stop misting himself.

00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,698

- You have a point.

00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,783

But if we let Little Buddy go,

all our bills might fly away.

00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,869

Ugh! What do we do?

What do we do?

00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,913

[screeches]

[all scream]

00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,748

- Come on, we can get to my car!

00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,583

- Who the fuck is this guy?

- I'm Desmond!

00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,629

- Quick, give me the breathalyzer!

00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,172

- Here. And also, wow.

00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,840

I'd like to hear the story behind that!

[breathalyzer beeps]

00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,218

- Aw, come on!

Point nine's my baseline!

00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,969

Who else can drive?

- Oh, let me try!

00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,429

[beeps]

00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,932

2.8! Yes!

Alcoholic high score!

00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058

[beeps]

00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,392

I got this.

00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,522

- Wait! Sign my change-dot-org petition

to help de-stigmatize cyberbullying!

00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,648

- Whatever, man.

00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,816

- You just don't get it!

- No cap!

00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,319

- I'm not sus, you're sus!

00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,946

[tires squealing]

00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:04,988

- Word, lit!

00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,616

- We got problems, people!

00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,201

[tires squealing]

00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,579

[growling]

00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,331

[acid sizzles]

[screams]

00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:17,709

- No, god! Why did I get

emotionally invested in Desmond?

00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,755

- Tell my wife I... re-financed

our boat loan.

00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,757

[growling]

00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,344

- Uh, okay listen,

if these monsters are really teens,

00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,179

maybe we can just say things

they don't like.

00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,222

Did you clean your room?

00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,098

[shrieks]

00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,183

- It's working!

What did you do at school today?

00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,352

Tell me about your classes.

00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,689

I want to meet your friends.

00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983

- Who's gonna accept

my Facebook friend request?

00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,526

[growling, shrieking]

00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,197

- Release Little Buddy!

That'll calm the Pupa down.

00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,616

- This ray has no reverse mode?

00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,827

- Well, shit, I'm so sorry

I didn't foresee a time

00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,413

where we would have to turn

a paperweight back into a Little Buddy.

00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,333

- No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy

out of there or we screwed!

00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,419

- We can undo this,

but it won't be easy.

00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,880

Terry, I'll need you to go to the ship

and activate the de-fractolyzer

00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,298

which will take at least 12 hours.

00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,091

After that comes

the really hard part--

00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,760

[glass shatters]

- Yeah, buddy!

00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,679

[laughing]

00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,055

- My bills! Damn it!

00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,765

I can't remember

how much I owe in dues

00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,727

to the WGA North for that whole

Ted 3D fiasco!

00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,354

JESSE:

Little Buddy, come back here!

00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,647

You're supposed to help us!

00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,441

- The mistfogsteam

is still everywhere!

00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,525

[thuds]

00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,196

- You a-holes better figure

something out real quick!

00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,322

- This isn't our fault.

00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,115

- Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.

00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,284

He just watched

too many violent video games

00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,077

and read too many sexy books.

00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,830

- This is Hollywood's fault!

The Joker! The Joker!

00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,291

- Let's go get Todd Phillips

and sacrifice him to the steam.

00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,877

I bet he lives in a Tony Stark-style house

overlooking the bay.

00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,212

- Will you aliens shut the fuck up?

00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,463

[growls]

00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,173

- Venmo me!

00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,427

- I am so sick of listening

to you blame everyone else.

00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,012

This is on you.

00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,096

[all gasp]

00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,307

- I ship a thicc snack!

00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,850

[growls]

[all scream]

00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,394

- The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this

00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,188

if he had some structure in his life.

00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,440

He needs present,

tangible role models.

00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901

- We see this all the time.

The problem starts at home.

00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,819

- Home? But that's where we are.

00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,324

- Oh my god, you are truly

the shittiest parents I have ever met.

00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,409

Korvo has spent more time

eating me out

00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,953

than being involved

in the Pupa's education.

00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,538

- Exactly. Wait, what?

00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,248

- Well, guess what,

you're fucking wrong,

00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,624

because we're not human parents.

00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,084

The Pupa is a member

of our team.

00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,794

- Do you feed him?

Do you bathe him?

00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,421

Do you lay in bed at night and worry

he's gonna get run over by a car

00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,422

or kidnapped by a pervert?

00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,260

- No, I worry he's gonna get kidnapped

by a car and run over by a pervert,

00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,303

but now that I'm saying it

out loud, yes.

00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,013

- Then, honey, you are parents.

00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,934

All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses

run around sci-fi'ing shit

00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,269

with no consequences.

00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,979

You are the bad influences.

00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:45,107

He doesn't have to change,

you do.

00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,986

- Fuck that. It's not us.

Let's go kill Todd Phillips!

00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,070

- Woo!

- Yeah, let's get him!

00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,196

[bellowing]

00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326

- Ugh. I hate Earth.

It's a horrible home.

00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,620

We have to fix the ship.

We're out of Doritos.

00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,788

Fuck you, Terry.

00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,710

- Guys, that Supreme steam monster

sounds exactly like us.

00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,005

- Holy shit. Were we

the Todd Phillips all along?

00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,507

MONSTER: I want to trap someone

in a paperweight!

00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,176

- Aw, geez, we suck.

00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:14,887

- I can't believe it, but these two

shallow side characters were right.

00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:15,929

[laser zaps]

00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,684

- Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos? Ew.

00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,019

- Come on,

we have to play. Now!

00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,061

- Really?

- Yes!

00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,064

[rattling]

00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,150

- This is fucking boring.

00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,484

It was better

when we turned them into--

00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,111

- Look! What's happening?

00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,739

- The Pupa is reacting to us

being bland and normal. See?

00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,824

JESSE:

Oh yeah! I guess it's working.

00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,160

- From this moment forward,

we have to change our ways.

00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,370

- So no more awesome sci-fi stuff?

00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,915

- No. I think we have

to cut everything from our lives

00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,626

that makes us a special,

unique, weird family

00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,003

and basically sand

our whole situation down

00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,465

so it's palatable to a broader,

more corporate-approved audience,

00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,799

I mean, the Pupa.

00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,635

- I just signed up for

a Mommy and Me music class

00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928

with the Pupa three days a week.

00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,679

And then I guess we'll go get

no sugar added,

00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,765

lactose free fro-yo

with the other moms.

00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,518

- Oh my lilies, he's firming up.

What else can we do?

00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,645

- We could go back to school

and actually give a shit?

00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,271

JESSE:

Keep going, keep going!

00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,942

- Terry and I can get jobs. Real ones.

Not comedy writing or firemen.

00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,735

Something in an office.

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,572

With desks. And a computer and a printer

and a receptionist named Gayle

00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,199

that I keep trying to bang,

but she won't let me hit it!

00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,742

- We can do this.

For the Pupa!

00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,244

TERRY/JESSE/YUMYULACK:

For the Pupa!

00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:25,040

♪ Taking Heads'

Once in a Lifetime playing ♪

00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,627

♪

00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,421

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

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♪ Living in a shotgun shack ♪

00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,592

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,469

♪ In another part of the world ♪

00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,888

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,850

♪ Behind the wheel

of a large automobile ♪

00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,395

♪ And you may find yourself

in a beautiful house ♪

00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,647

♪ With a beautiful wife ♪

00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,983

♪ And you may ask yourself ♪

00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,735

♪ "Well, how did I get here?" ♪

00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,863

♪ Letting the days go by ♪

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♪ Let the water hold me down ♪

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♪ Letting the days go by ♪

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♪ Water flowing underground ♪

00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,912

♪ Into the blue again ♪

00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,039

♪ After the money's gone ♪

00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,751

- Korvo, I can't make heads or tails

of these mid-quarter distribution reports.

00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,461

I think Jenkins ran

all the numbers wrong.

00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,132

- Well, he's Mr. Sarner's nephew,

so we'll just have to do it again.

00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,302

- Where have you guys been?

Dinner will be ready in ten.

00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,512

- We were at the library. Again.

00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:24,099

- I have to write a 50-page paper

on the effects of beach erosion.

00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,019

Can I please just borrow

the Useless Homework ray once?

00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,395

- No. No rays in this house!

00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,438

[telephone ringing]

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- Yaya.

Oh, hello Mr. Sarner.

00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,026

You wanna come over tonight?

00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,612

Oh, tonight is not good actually,

Korvo has the shits--

00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,654

Okay.

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Ugh. That was Mr. Sarner.

00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491

He invited himself and his wife

over for dinner,

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and they want veal parmesan.

00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,163

- But I'm making ginger-glazed salmon

with a cucumber dill salad.

00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,165

- Well, now you're making

veal fuckin' parmesan!

00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,959

And you have half an hour do to it,

or we'll get fired from our work job!

00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,002

[sighs]

00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,004

- Are these really

the stakes of our lives now?

00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,257

Remember when we saved humanity

from ice lava and napadoodles

00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,510

and fought over who had

more Christmas spirit?

00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,804

- I spent 14 minutes in heaven

with a janky BTS!

00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,183

- Korvo turned into goo, and I had

to fight my ex-lover Malcolm Gladwell!

00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,559

- Oh, those were the days.

00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,978

We used to do so much crazy

sci-fi stuff.

00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,356

- I love you guys.

00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,525

And I love Moana.

00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,277

- It's worth it. For the Pupa.

00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,238

JESSE/TERRY/YUMYULACK:

For the Pupa.

00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,447

- Ahhh! Fuck!

00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,823

- Yeah, buddy.

00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,117

- Goddammit, is Little Buddy

just gonna be, like,

00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,328

fuckin' around all the time now

or something?

00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,121

- Yep. This is our life now.

00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:32,751

♪ Into the blue again

after the money's gone ♪

00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,837

♪ Once in a lifetime ♪

00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,130

♪ Water flowing underground ♪

00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,715

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,134

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,428

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,597

♪ And look where my hand was ♪

00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,266

♪ Time isn't holding up ♪

00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,976

♪ Time isn't after us ♪

00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,977

[sighs]

00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,478

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,647

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,774

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,028

[telephone ringing]

00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:07,160

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,540

♪

00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,493

[mimics laser fire]

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ТОРГОВЫЙ ЦЕНТР ГРЕТХЕН-ДАРТ

00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,136

ОХРАНА

00:09:39,596 --> 00:09:41,916

ВОЕННАЯ АКАДЕМИЯ И ТРЕНИРОВОЧНЫЙ ЦЕНТР

ДЛЯ СОБАК МАЙОРА ПЭЙНА

00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:50,656

ПОКАЙТЕСЬ!

КОНЕЦ СВЕТА БЛИЗОК

00:13:58,316 --> 00:13:59,756

ВХОДЯЩИЙ: МАМА

00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:23,096

ПОЛГОДА СПУСТЯ

00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:33,306

Может быть, ты будешь жить в какой-нибудь хижине.

00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:37,426

Может, ты окажешься на другом конце света.

00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:42,806

И может быть, ты будешь водить здоровенную машину.

00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:46,366

И может быть, у тебя будет замечательный дом.

00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,616

И красавица-жена.

00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:53,706

И ты будешь себя спрашивать: «Ну и как же я тут оказался?»

00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,816

Дни протекают мимо.

00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,786

Меня держит лишь вода.

00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,836

Дни протекают мимо.

00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:01,866

Вода стекает под землю.

00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:06,006

Снова погружаюсь в бездну, когда денег вновь не стало.

00:21:28,596 --> 00:21:32,716

Снова погружаюсь в бездну, когда денег вновь не стало.

00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:37,086

И только раз в жизни вода стекает под землю.

00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,686

Всё, как всегда было.

00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:41,096

Всё, как всегда было.

00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:43,396

Всё, как всегда было.

00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,566

И глядите на мои руки.

00:21:45,986 --> 00:21:47,236

Время не стоит на месте.

00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,256

Время нас не ждёт.

00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,436

Всё, как всегда было.

00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,616

Всё, как всегда было.

00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:55,726

Всё, как всегда было.