Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — Приближается Хэллоуин. Из инопланетян праздник ждут только Терри и Джесси. Корво боится всяких жутких хэллоуинских штук, а Юмьюлак не любит фэнтези и магию. Чтобы переплюнуть соседа, который всегда интересно украшает дом на Хэллоуин, Терри и Джесси откапывают на кладбище мертвеца, а затем оживляют его при помощи инопланетных технологий, чтобы тот рассказывал байки. Корво с мертвецом попадают в плен к этому соседу. Во время побега Корво убивает Великую тыкву, олицетворяющую дух Хэллоуина. Юмьюлак падает с крыши, умирает и попадает в ад.

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Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск

A Sinister Halloween Scary Opposites Solar Special

Сезон: 03Серия: 12

Описание

Приближается Хэллоуин. Из инопланетян праздник ждут только Терри и Джесси. Корво боится всяких жутких хэллоуинских штук, а Юмьюлак не любит фэнтези и магию. Чтобы переплюнуть соседа, который всегда интересно украшает дом на Хэллоуин, Терри и Джесси откапывают на кладбище мертвеца, а затем оживляют его при помощи инопланетных технологий, чтобы тот рассказывал байки. Корво с мертвецом попадают в плен к этому соседу. Во время побега Корво убивает Великую тыкву, олицетворяющую дух Хэллоуина. Юмьюлак падает с крыши, умирает и попадает в ад.

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00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,764 <i>Fa la la la la la Halloween!</i>
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,682 Yeah!
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:20,020 Something about today feels special. Halloween special, you know?
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,564 Hell, yeah! This is gonna be scary as shit, yo.
00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,399 - Ah!
00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,110 - Not the plastic spiders!
00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,862 Heel, Korvo! Fucking heel!
00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:33,033 Geez, I thought we already resolved Korvo's Rock-tober issues last year.
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,075 We reset at the end.
00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,037 I'll always hate this spooky-ass month, especially Halloween.
00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:37,996 It's too spooky.
00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:41,750 But we only put up decorations we stole from the public library.
00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,710 That's the least spooky place on earth.
00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,794 Korvo, look around.
00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,130 Kids love Halloween and we love stuff kids love.
00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,048 It's not that scary.
00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,258 Do you like being stabbed in the stomach?
00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,093 That's how I feel about being spooked.
00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,512 Tough ta-tas, 'cause Halloween's gonna be special,
00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,680 and we're doing the shit.
00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,307 No, please, just wait a day,
00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,602 and we can do Día de los Mia... Muertos like in <i>Coco.</i>
00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,063 - Too late! We've already committed.
00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:08,109 <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,779 <i>One hundred adults and replicants</i>
00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,323 <i>were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space,</i>
00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,117 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,329 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an overpopulated planet.</i>
00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,372 <i>That's right. I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,208 <i>I'm holding Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,126 <i>This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,045 <i>Do you see me? This is ridiculous.</i>
00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,173 <i>I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing.</i>
00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,841 <i>I don't get Halloween and holidays.</i>
00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,385 <i>Don't people know time's an illusion, this is a simulation,</i>
00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,553 <i>and they're in chambers</i>
00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,722 <i>hooked up to a machine that's harvesting energy?</i>
00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,524 Who put glittery cobwebs on the quantum defibrillator?
00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,192 - Halloween alien!
00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,152 No decorating the tech.
00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,947 {\an8}You're ruining all our awesome sci-fi with this fantasy shit.
00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,323 {\an8}Halloween blows.
00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,326 {\an8}It's all magic and spells when you could be doing science and math.
00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,161 {\an8}I think Yumyulack is trying to say
00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,996 {\an8}it's too haunting and spine-tingling.
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,498 {\an8}What? No. That's stupid.
00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,416 {\an8}Everybody else's fun's nightmare fodder.
00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,293 {\an8}A regular hay ride is already overwhelming.
00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,087 Why does it have to be h-h-haunted?
00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,088 Because it's fun.
00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,048 - What about the Great Pumpkin? - The what?
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,800 The spiritual gourd god of Halloween.
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,010 The Great Pumpkin only shows himself to believers
00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,720 who are full of October 31st spirit.
00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,055 He comes to those who need him
00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,974 and maybe brings toys, gas station gift cards
00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,851 and rolls of the finest silks.
00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,894 {\an8}Ugh, I'm literally nauseous with fear right now.
00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,437 {\an8}Get me a bag. I need to barf.
00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,065 {\an8}Halloween is an ancient pagan tradition.
00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,069 {\an8}It's about letting your hair down, then putting someone else's hair on top.
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:33,987 {\an8}It's ridiculous.
00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,989 {\an8}If that was true and Great Pumpkin existed,
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,323 {\an8}I'd be terrified year round.
00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,367 {\an8}Fuck that creepy pumpkin Santa rip-off!
00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,452 {\an8} O, Great Pumpkin, please forgive Korvo.
00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,121 {\an8}- He means not what he says.
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,330 {\an8}- Ah!
00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,040 {\an8}No trick or treaters. Too scary!
00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,876 {\an8}Korvy, relax. It's way too early.
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,043 {\an8}Hey, Randall.
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,171 {\an8} Happy All Hallows.
00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,881 {\an8}Just swinging by to remind you
00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,884 {\an8}that this year's neighborhood theme is Candy Corn Lane.
00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,219 {\an8}Every house is doing their part to decorate.
00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 - You're the king of the 'Ween, Rando. - Thanks.
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,140 Have fun. But remember,
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,143 it's not a competition because nobody can outdo my place.
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,604 I start my prep on November first.
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,605 You got it, baby.
00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,565 {\an8}Was it a Dracula, Terry?
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,775 {\an8}I will lose my shit if it was a Dracula.
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,861 {\an8}That was Randall, the neighborhood Halloween guy.
00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,987 {\an8}Man, he's so cool.
00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,781 {\an8}The whole town lines up to walk through his DIY haunted house.
00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,575 {\an8}In what world is that cool?
00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,577 {\an8}He spends thousands on decorations.
00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,829 {\an8}I heard he picked up a shift at the asbestos plant
00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,248 {\an8}just to pay for his set-quality <i>Witcher</i> costume.
00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,958 {\an8}Oh, please, please, please,
00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,836 {\an8}let us participate in Candy Corn Lane this year.
00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,087 {\an8}- No. Denied. - That's it.
00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,299 {\an8}I'm cashing in the blowjob coupon you gave me for Valentine's.
00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,926 You can't cross-pollinate holidays.
00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,721 - That coupon's for sexual favors only. - Or something of equal value.
00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,097 {\an8}You wrote the fine print.
00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,183 {\an8}Damn my obsession with legally binding verbiage.
00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,894 {\an8}Fine. You can cash it in for one spooky decoration.
00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,396 {\an8}What about one fake spiderweb and half a hand job?
00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,942 {\an8}No, and what's half a hand job? Two fingers and the base of the palm?
00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,277 {\an8}You'll never find out unless you let me fill the air
00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,071 {\an8}with the funk of 40,000 years.
00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,906 - No! Not the <i>Thriller</i> dance!
00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,160 We need something cool that Randall doesn't have.
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,578 The dude's got everything.
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,081 Hold the bone. You see that cardboard coffin?
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,124 Cripes, we can do better than that.
00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:22,053 Ugh, smells like all 101 dalmatians took a shit in here.
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,683 Whoa. Disney Standards and Practices are already calling me?
00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,559 To voicemail you go.
00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,065 Ah!
00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,361 Aisha, activate cauldron protocol.
00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,075 Yeah.
00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,536 You standing way too close to that cauldron.
00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,163 If either one of y'all fall in and end up a toad,
00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,373 I'm not kissing you back.
00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,709 Don't stare. A watched cauldron never toils.
00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,585 Terry, shut up. You stupid.
00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:59,048 Damn it. All this cheesy goth shit is clashing with our whole aesthetic.
00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,010 Grownups who like Halloween are the horse girls of adults.
00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,805 We get it. You have no personality. So you fill the void with ghosts and...
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,607 Aw, demons? Oh, please.
00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,110 This is so lame.
00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,404 Yumyulack!
00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,704 Oh, great. I'm in hell?
00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,913 What a waste of time.
00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,460 Yumyulatch!
00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,628 Bat wings. So scary.
00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,840 I am a soldier of Hades.
00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,592 I eat suffering!
00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:46,429 I'm from space, you dork. I've seen what lies beyond the universe's edge.
00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,306 Horns aren't gonna move the needle.
00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,932 Space is nothing
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,394 compared to the horrors you will witness, Yumyulatch!
00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,606 - That's not how you pronounce my name. - By day's end you will...
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,733 Did I accidentally go to suburban mom hell?
00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,819 I'm waiting for Tim Burton to pop out with a swirly umbrella.
00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:06,074 You will know fear, Yumyulatch.
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:06,991 Not my name.
00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:07,909 Silence!
00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,956 Ugh. So spooky.
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,957 Can't sleep.
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,043 I'll just heat up some nice Italiano.
00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,753 Nothing spooky about risotto.
00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,969 This thing takes forever.
00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,013 - Come on. - Anthony was a simple tailor.
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,724 But he soon found that you reap what you sew.
00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,727 Korvo, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:36,854 - Hey, calm down, boo. - Don't call me boo.
00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,398 There's a fucking ghoul downstairs.
00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,066 Let's call someone to bust a ghost.
00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,026 Who we gonna call? A fireman?
00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,362 We're not calling anyone. That's just our crypt keeper.
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,363 - What? - We dug up
00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,656 a body from a graveyard
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,409 and used dark sci-fi magic to bring it to life.
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,326 Pretty sweet, right?
00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,369 No, it's not sweet.
00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,454 Get it out of my house. I-I-It's scary as hell.
00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,373 Sorry. He's our one decoration.
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,874 That's not a decoration. He talks.
00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,086 He doesn't do anything. Which means he's a decoration.
00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,422 We're following your rules. Honor the coupon.
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,424 Fine. I know how litigious you can be.
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,092 Axe throwing bar learned the hard way.
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,468 So, we can keep him?
00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,762 Ugh, yes. I don't want to see him again.
00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,141 In this rich tale, a banker will cash his last check.
00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,934 - What's he talking about?
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,271 He's a crypt keeper. He tells pun-filled anthological scary stories.
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,522 That's what they do.
00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,983 - How many does he have? - I don't know. A lot?
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,484 This NASCAR racer
00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,735 was driven to win.
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,864 Well, girls and ghouls,
00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:30,783 this plumber's story is dripping with irony.
00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,076 - Ooh!
00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,661 Hey, you can look, but no touch.
00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,787 Where did you get this?
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,664 Move along. One story per viewer.
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,707 It's working.
00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,792 We're even more popular than Randall.
00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,337 He reminds me of my nana, whose grave was recently robbed.
00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,424 Would you look at that? Somebody took my advice.
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,885 Great job. You gotta show that bad boy off.
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,052 Great idea, Randall.
00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,180 Hallo-montage, here we come.
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,935 Roses are red, violets are blue, just like dead bodies.
00:07:58,769 --> 00:07:59,979 Wait, where's Yumyulack?
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,148 {\an8}He'd love to be making fun of us right now.
00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,524 Backyard. In Hell!
00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,693 Aw! Listen to that word salad.
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,945 That CoComelon subscription is totally paying off.
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,784 Finally, something to distract me.
00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,412 I could almost kiss this Pretend-O-Deck for breaking down.
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,581 Oh, thank you, Yumyulack. Can you hand me the...
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,634 Nice and easy.
00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,677 - Nathaniel was a sea captain...
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,180 ...who had a sinking feeling he would drown in debt.
00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,224 - That's fucking it.
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,481 Somebloody once told me the world is gonna skull me.
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,608 I ain't the sharpest ghoul in the dead.
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,652 Wait, was that Smash Mouth?
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,242 - Tell me your longest story.
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,452 Don't worry, I'm listening. Just keep talking.
00:08:56,702 --> 00:09:00,164 Jamal was a deep sea diver who was always feeling the pressure.
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,833 But if he thought running a small business was hard,
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,420 his final dive would prove to be the most crushing of all.
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,094 What a beautiful day. Anyone up for a round of cornhole?
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,347 We can cool down afterwards with 32oz mang-a-go-go fatties at Jamba?
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,015 - No, this is bad. - What's going on?
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,767 We don't know where Crypt Keeper is.
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,228 We looked everywhere. I'm fucking freaking out.
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,563 I think he might be lost.
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,857 I'm, uh, certain he'll show up. Did you check the trash?
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,150 Seems to pop out of there.
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,443 Of course, I checked.
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,778 The back door was open.
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:35,157 Crypty must've shuffled out when we were snoozing off all those 100 Grand bars.
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,994 Oh! He's probably scared and alone.
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,454 No crypt to keep, no people to creep.
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,373 Let's calm down, take a deep breath.
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,501 Maybe watch an episode of the <i>Whose Line Is it Anyway?</i> reboot.
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,962 How do they still not know whose line it is?
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,046 We gotta keep looking!
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,464 - Crypt Keeper? - Crypt Keeper!
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,717 - Come out, boy. Come on out. - Crypt Keeper!
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm sure he ran off to some other place where he wanted to be instead of here.
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,848 Maybe let's forget you ever had a crypt keeper
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,224 and everything'll go to normal.
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,768 I don't want it to be normal!
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,895 - Where have you gone?
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,231 My baby boy, my boy!
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,819 - Here, boy. - Come on!
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,738 - Crypty! - Crypty, where are you?
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,282 How many lost fliers do people usually print?
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,825 A thousand? Ten thousand?
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,535 Most people do 5,000.
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,329 Give us 100,000!
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,467 - Whoa!
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,139 Have you guys not updated your torture techniques in centuries?
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,559 Word of your impudence has spread through the fiery realm.
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,436 Thanks for the update. Is there WiFi here?
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,397 No, but you won't have time to browse the web
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,150 when you're cowering before
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,819 the Necro-Kraken!
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,202 I think I saw this thing in a '90s <i>Mortal Kombat</i> movie.
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:05,164 This is what sinners are supposed to be afraid of? Boring.
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,582 - What should we do? - Make him
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,377 - push a rock up a flaming hill. - He'll just make fun of us.
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,796 Then we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,215 - Crypty.
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,718 I really thought your interest in Crypt Keeper was superficial,
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,595 like when you bought that robot dog.
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,723 But it really seems like you loved that dusty freak.
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,974 We do love him.
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,228 And now he's probably dead. Again. Or double dead.
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,813 I'm not in a good head space.
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,773 Wait, what happened to the robot dog?
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,234 Is I-Pooch missing too?
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,944 Who knows? I definitely don't know.
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,163 How about we go to the cemetery and exhume another corpse?
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,998 - It won't be the same. - Please, Korvo.
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,251 Do an anthological story at us.
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,837 Uh, once upon a time, there was
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,630 <i>- Star Wars.</i> - Do the voice.
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,382 A man named Lucasfilm...
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,342 - It's not the same!
00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,927 Not your eyes! Be careful!
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,560 Crypt Keeper.
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,894 I'm here to collect you.
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,939 I always intended on coming back, so you can come out now.
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,484 - Crypt Keeper?
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,654 I wish somebody had a pun-filled story to tell me
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,489 about a haunted baseball team.
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,908 - Crypt Keeper, get out here!
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,453 I'm not sticking around in this creepy-ass forest.
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,087 Holy shit. Crypt Keeper must've hobbled here,
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,423 attracted to Randall's disgusting, spooky house.
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,008 I'll go explain the situation.
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,968 He'll understand. He's a businessman.
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,645 Oh! Friendly ghosts! O, Shlorpian grey gods, watch over me.
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,399 <i>- Ahhh!</i>
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,859 - Fuck this.
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,736 Hey, bud! Whassup?
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,029 Remember?
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,489 Ah! Pharaoh, stay away!
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,365 - Oh. Randall. - What can I do you for?
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,034 I think you'll find this amusing.
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,871 There's been a hilarious mix-up, and I believe you have our crypt keeper.
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,082 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. I had no idea. Of course.
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,251 Come in. We'll straighten this thing out.
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,753 How about you bring him out
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,963 and I'll stay where there aren't cotton webs.
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,673 I don't decorate inside,
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,842 and I'm going to need a hand bringing him out.
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,886 He's dead weight, you know?
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,307 Oh! An uninspired, bare living room with a lackluster use of shades of gray.
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,267 It's like a Crate & Barrel showroom in here.
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,727 I-I-I can finally be at peace.
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,146 Is that a Restoration Hardware enema machine?
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,648 I've had my eye on one of those.
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,575 Damn it. What're you doing?
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,118 No use struggling, Korvo.
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620 I googled kidnapping knots.
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,122 So they're not coming loose.
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,166 What is this, some Halloween trick?
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,377 To be honest, Korvo, I fucking hate Halloween.
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,379 I hate the kids and the costumes.
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,297 I'm even allergic to SweeTARTS.
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,967 But I love the money these rubes pay me
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,761 to walk through a stupid cardboard maze.
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,846 You're a poser?
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,347 Oh, yeah, big time.
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,351 And now, with a crypt keeper and a real dead alien skeleton,
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,688 I'll have enough buzz to keep this honeypot running year round.
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274 Randall, come on. Don't kill me. We both hate Halloween.
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,525 We're on the same side.
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,735 - Help! Somebody help me!
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,738 No one's going to hear you over my haunted house CD.
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,657 Randall, you son of a bitch! Let me go!
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,284 Once there was a flight attendant...
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,368 Oh! Shut up!
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,536 - Ooh!
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,622 That's my delivery of 10,000 black lightbulbs
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,416 for the haunted light show.
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,377 Be right back. Not that you have anywhere to go.
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,753 Fuck you, Randall. Fuck you.
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,672 Thirty slays hath September...
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,673 Cram it, Keeper!
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,969 Terry, Jesse, look!
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,555 We should put half of these Lost Crypt Keeper signs
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,973 up in the backyard, right?
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,893 Oh, yeah, I'm back here all the time. Tons of foot traffic.
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,689 Look.
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,650 That's right. We won't stop looking until Crypty's home.
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,236 God, I miss him so much. I can almost smell him.
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,990 Damn it! He googled the shit out of these, all right.
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,991 Crypt Keeper, listen.
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,410 If we lean away from each other at the same moment,
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,912 - I think we can... - Knock, knock.
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,871 Who's scare?
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,539 A dead bride!
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,790 Fuck, it's no use.
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,084 If I hadn't been too busy being a Halloween humbug,
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,544 I could have seen this coming.
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,213 I wish I could go back and like this stupid holiday.
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,632 The Great Pumpkin.
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,799 If only he was real.
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,761 Fuck it. It can't hurt.
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,722 O, Great Pumpkin, hear my prayer.
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,601 I know I've talked a lot of shit, but I'm at All Hallow's rock bottom.
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,020 I believe in you, Great Pumpkin. I do. I believe.
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,897 Help me, o, Holy Orange One!
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,981 Help me, please.
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,993 Wowie! Sounds like someone in here is ready for Halloween.
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,119 Oh, my God, no way.
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,163 The Great Pumpkin. Y-Y-You're real.
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,290 I heard your haunted prayers, Korvo.
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,042 I can tell that you believe.
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,128 I-I-I'm sorry I doubted you. I can't believe you're really here.
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,089 I'm always right here.
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,006 Please free us.
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,051 There's a Halloween impostor who's trying to kill me and Crypt Keeper.
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,303 Korvo, it's okay to be scared.
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,221 Just remember,
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,641 Halloween isn't all about goblins and ghouls.
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,019 By adorning our homes with pagan symbols of death
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,187 and wearing masks,
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,441 we set free the artifice from our lives and connect with our primal truth.
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,819 To be afraid is to be alive.
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,863 You know what? You're absolutely right.
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,906 Thank you.
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,908 No problem. Now I have to go.
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,453 A little boy in Indiana is praying for candy and to see his daddy again.
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,039 Goodbye, Korvo. And Happy Hallo...
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,916 - Stop. What are you doing?
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,251 I'm sorry. I had no choice.
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,460 Drop the... Give me that!
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,341 Don't judge me, Crypt Keeper.
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,720 A long tomb a-ghoul, in a galaxy scar, scar a-slay...
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,638 Keep your mouth shut and we might survive.
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,641 I mean, I'll survive and you'll keep being whatever you are.
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,477 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy... poison!
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,024 Fuck, fuck, fuck, God damn it!
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,861 Ice princess!
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,696 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:11,822 What the...
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,574 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,912 Korvo, you're fucking dead, you hear me?
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,708 You'll never find your way out of my family-friendly haunted walk-through.
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:28,547 Not so indifferent now, are we?
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,507 How is there so much talking in hell?
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,135 All these check-ins are revealing how insecure you are.
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,678 Turn the handle.
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,266 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,394 Oh, that's making the plant fiber I have instead of a spine
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063 feel better than it has in years.
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,564 - Fuck. - Hey, it's okay.
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,274 You don't know how to torture an alien.
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,028 If torments of flesh do not affect you, we have other ways.
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:55,741 How would you feel seeing your mother devoured by a wolf?
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,367 I don't have a mom.
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,453 I was grown from a clipping in a bucket of dirt.
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,370 A clipping?
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,414 Like a tiny piece of Korvo, my team leader.
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,291 - I'm a replicant.
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,877 We usually just deal with humans and racist dogs.
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,003 Sometimes dolphins.
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,213 You leave us no choice.
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,382 Your misery will be orchestrated by the Dark Lord himself.
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,468 Satan!
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,140 That's a good spot, keep torturing that, right there.
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,781 I know you're in here.
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,872 This is the final stop of my walk-through.
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,749 And your life, too.
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,712 - Here's a deadly ditty
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,131 - about a shock jock... - Shut up.
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,423 ...with a graveyard shift.
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,425 - Shut up!
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,344 - Korvo! - Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,098 Randall, b-be reasonable.
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,642 Killing me, in some states, would be considered murder.
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,644 This is my life now!
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,021 The <i>Monster Mash</i> all year!
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,359 Kids will force their parents to come here every single day.
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,861 And I'll only owe
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,782 Sarah Lawrence College another $135,000.
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,033 Not if I carve you up.
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,038 You like that?
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,042 Randall. Randall, no.
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,627 - Randall.
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,005 Did... Did you just say my name?
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,673 Here's a tale about Randall,
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,050 a little boy from Northeast Michigan
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,927 who lost his sense of wonder.
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,054 Hey, how do you know where I grew up?
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,514 Randall didn't realize
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,976 that when your whole personality is being the Halloween guy,
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,604 you only really get to live one night a year.
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,730 Time passes.
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,316 Halloween is no longer a marker of change,
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,109 but a symptom of stagnation.
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,529 The leaves fall, your friends grow up and start families.
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,448 But Randall remains the same.
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,824 Like a decoration.
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,868 All form and no function.
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,203 A living death.
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,121 Is the guy in the story me?
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,081 Oh, Randall thought he was...
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,958 ...to his coworkers,
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,586 who warned him those programs were too competitive
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,130 and never spent the time getting that MFA.
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:19,426 He wasted years and thousands of dollars on a useless diploma.
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,263 Oh! Crypt Keeper, what you said, it's all true.
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,058 I've strayed so far from who I used to be.
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,145 I was ready to pin my neighbor to a board and put him in a display case.
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,230 We've all done it, bro.
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,232 I don't recognize myself anymore.
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,234 I think I'm done with all this.
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,111 I'm going to take my camper van and drive west.
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,823 Maybe open an empanada stand close to the beach.
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,785 Crypty, I... I owe you an apology.
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,955 I thought you had no idea what was going on, but I was wrong.
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,206 You're a good guy.
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,583 Gather around to hear the tale of Jonathan,
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,293 who loved his harmonica.
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,878 Well, that one wasn't scary.
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,047 The harmonica was made of bones!
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,468 Terry, Jesse, come here.
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,970 Leave us. We're wallowing.
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,513 - I found Crypt Keeper.
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,556 He must have wandered back into the house.
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,641 - Crypty! - Crypty!
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,394 He's just as dusty as I remember.
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,937 Mwah! What a cutie!
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,272 Speaking of forestry,
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,733 this next one is about a lumberjack with a splitting headache.
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,735 Yeah, boy, spin us that story.
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,779 Now Crypt Keeper's back, you can stop being sad
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,573 and we can get to doing fun classic alien things we love.
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,492 - Like repairing the ship. - Don't ruin this.
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,493 Group hug time.
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,538 It has to last longer than 20 seconds or we're starting over.
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,206 Pupa, come on. Get in on this.
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,332 Yumyulack!
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,376 Yumyulack what?
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,925 Oh, shit. You're scared of this guy.
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,806 Master, this impudent...
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,600 Silence! You have failed me.
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,229 This creature has descended the levels of my infernal kingdom
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,898 without any remorse or fear.
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,986 Oh, shit! That was awesome.
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,988 I'm actually starting to sort of respect you,
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,115 and, by extension, Hell as an institution.
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,493 At last, you comprehend my power.
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,079 Look at their crushed asses. This is so cool.
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,708 I think I kind of understand the appeal of Halloween and fantasy shit now.
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,127 Embrace this seed of doubt, Yumyulack.
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,378 Let it blossom,
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:22,966 and you can serve at my side.
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,803 Wow, maybe... Maybe sci-fi isn't the sexiest genre.
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,307 What's happening? What's that beam?
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,351 Oh, shit.
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,353 My family is bringing me back from the dead
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,064 because they're sci-fi as fuck, baby!
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,484 All this stupid hell shit is derivative, including you, you big bitch!
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,401 Stop that!
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,195 - Get back here!
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,530 Suck my sci-fi, Satan!
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,034 We're sorry we didn't realize you were dead.
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,703 We're used to you heading to Florida during Halloween.
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,704 How was Hell?
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,123 I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention.
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,919 Wait. You used a cauldron in the ship to make a crypt keeper?
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,045 Glad I missed that.
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,588 Way too magical for my taste.
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,882 Now, now, Yumyulack, magic isn't always bad.
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,176 I met the Great Pumpkin and he's real.
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,595 - Oh, really? - And definitely still alive.
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,055 I hope he visits me one day.
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,432 He certainly will, Terry. He certainly will.
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:15,811 What?
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,523 Terry, did you put up 10,000 fliers promising money and free blowjobs
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,359 - to anyone who brought us a corpse? - Yes. <i>Pourquoi?</i>
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,861 Well, you better break out the chapstick.
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,947 It's gonna be a long night.
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,245 A long night.

00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:06,965 (SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:11,386 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,764 (SINGING) <i>Fa la la la la la Halloween!</i>
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,682 Yeah!
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:20,020 Something about today feels special. Halloween special, you know?
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,564 Hell, yeah! This is gonna be scary as shit, yo.
00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,399 -(SCREAMING) - Ah!
00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,110 - JESSE: Not the plastic spiders! -(GUNSHOTS)
00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,862 Heel, Korvo! Fucking heel!
00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:33,033 Geez, I thought we already resolved Korvo's Rock-tober issues last year.
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,075 We reset at the end.
00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,037 I'll always hate this spooky-ass month, especially Halloween.
00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:37,996 It's too spooky.
00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:41,750 But we only put up decorations we stole from the public library.
00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,710 That's the least spooky place on earth.
00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,794 Korvo, look around.
00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,130 Kids love Halloween and we love stuff kids love.
00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,048 It's not that scary.
00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,258 Do you like being stabbed in the stomach?
00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,093 That's how I feel about being spooked.
00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,512 Tough ta-tas, 'cause Halloween's gonna be special,
00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,680 and we're doing the shit.
00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,307 No, please, just wait a day,
00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,602 and we can do Día de los Mia... Muertos like in <i>Coco.</i>
00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,063 - Too late! We've already committed. -(SCREAMS)
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,147 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:08,109 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,319 (WOLF HOWLS)
00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,779 <i>One hundred adults and replicants</i>
00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,323 <i>were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space,</i>
00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,117 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,329 <i>We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an overpopulated planet.</i>
00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,372 <i>That's right. I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,208 <i>I'm holding Pupa. My name's Korvo.</i>
00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,126 <i>This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,045 <i>Do you see me? This is ridiculous.</i>
00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,173 <i>I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing.</i>
00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,841 <i>I don't get Halloween and holidays.</i>
00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,385 <i>Don't people know time's an illusion, this is a simulation,</i>
00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,553 <i>and they're in chambers</i>
00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,722 <i>hooked up to a machine that's harvesting energy?</i>
00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:41,434 (SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,524 Who put glittery cobwebs on the quantum defibrillator?
00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,192 - Halloween alien! -(GUNSHOT)
00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,152 No decorating the tech.
00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,947 {\an8}You're ruining all our awesome sci-fi with this fantasy shit.
00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,323 {\an8}Halloween blows.
00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,326 {\an8}It's all magic and spells when you could be doing science and math.
00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,161 {\an8}I think Yumyulack is trying to say
00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,996 {\an8}it's too haunting and spine-tingling.
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,498 {\an8}What? No. That's stupid.
00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,416 {\an8}Everybody else's fun's nightmare fodder.
00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,293 {\an8}A regular hay ride is already overwhelming.
00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,087 Why does it have to be h-h-haunted?
00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,088 Because it's fun.
00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,048 - What about the Great Pumpkin? - The what?
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,800 The spiritual gourd god of Halloween.
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,010 The Great Pumpkin only shows himself to believers
00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,720 who are full of October 31st spirit.
00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,055 He comes to those who need him
00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,974 and maybe brings toys, gas station gift cards
00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,851 and rolls of the finest silks.
00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,894 {\an8}Ugh, I'm literally nauseous with fear right now.
00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,437 {\an8}Get me a bag. I need to barf.
00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,065 {\an8}Halloween is an ancient pagan tradition.
00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,069 {\an8}It's about letting your hair down, then putting someone else's hair on top.
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:33,987 {\an8}It's ridiculous.
00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,989 {\an8}If that was true and Great Pumpkin existed,
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,323 {\an8}I'd be terrified year round.
00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,367 {\an8}Fuck that creepy pumpkin Santa rip-off!
00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,452 {\an8}(GASPS) O, Great Pumpkin, please forgive Korvo.
00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,121 {\an8}- He means not what he says. -(KNOCK)
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,330 {\an8}- Ah! -(GUNSHOT)
00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,040 {\an8}No trick or treaters. Too scary!
00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,876 {\an8}Korvy, relax. It's way too early.
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,043 {\an8}Hey, Randall.
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,171 {\an8}(CHUCKLES) Happy All Hallows.
00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,881 {\an8}Just swinging by to remind you
00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,884 {\an8}that this year's neighborhood theme is Candy Corn Lane.
00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,219 {\an8}Every house is doing their part to decorate.
00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,555 - You're the king of the 'Ween, Rando. - Thanks.
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,140 Have fun. But remember,
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,143 it's not a competition because nobody can outdo my place.
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,604 I start my prep on November first.
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,605 You got it, baby.
00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,565 {\an8}Was it a Dracula, Terry?
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,775 {\an8}I will lose my shit if it was a Dracula.
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,861 {\an8}That was Randall, the neighborhood Halloween guy.
00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,987 {\an8}Man, he's so cool.
00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,781 {\an8}The whole town lines up to walk through his DIY haunted house.
00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,575 {\an8}In what world is that cool?
00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,577 {\an8}He spends thousands on decorations.
00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,829 {\an8}I heard he picked up a shift at the asbestos plant
00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,248 {\an8}just to pay for his set-quality <i>Witcher</i> costume.
00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,958 {\an8}Oh, please, please, please,
00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,836 {\an8}let us participate in Candy Corn Lane this year.
00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,087 {\an8}- No. Denied. - That's it.
00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,299 {\an8}I'm cashing in the blowjob coupon you gave me for Valentine's.
00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,926 You can't cross-pollinate holidays.
00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,721 - That coupon's for sexual favors only. - Or something of equal value.
00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,097 {\an8}You wrote the fine print.
00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,183 {\an8}Damn my obsession with legally binding verbiage.
00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,894 {\an8}Fine. You can cash it in for one spooky decoration.
00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,396 {\an8}What about one fake spiderweb and half a hand job?
00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,942 {\an8}No, and what's half a hand job? Two fingers and the base of the palm?
00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,277 {\an8}You'll never find out unless you let me fill the air
00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,071 {\an8}with the funk of 40,000 years.
00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,906 - No! Not the <i>Thriller</i> dance! -(LAUGHS)
00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,032 (SCREAMS)
00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,160 We need something cool that Randall doesn't have.
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,578 The dude's got everything.
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,081 Hold the bone. You see that cardboard coffin?
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,124 Cripes, we can do better than that.
00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,045 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -(OWL HOOTING)
00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:22,053 JESSE: Ugh, smells like all 101 dalmatians took a shit in here.
00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,471 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,683 Whoa. Disney Standards and Practices are already calling me?
00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,559 To voicemail you go.
00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,936 (THUNDERCLAP)
00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,521 (BOTH CHUCKLING)
00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,065 Ah! (PANTING)
00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,526 (BOTH CACKLING)
00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,361 Aisha, activate cauldron protocol.
00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:40,113 (BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,032 (BEEPING)
00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,075 Yeah.
00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,536 AISHA: You standing way too close to that cauldron.
00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,163 If either one of y'all fall in and end up a toad,
00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,373 I'm not kissing you back.
00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,709 Don't stare. A watched cauldron never toils.
00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,585 AISHA: Terry, shut up. You stupid.
00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,712 (GIGGLING)
00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:59,048 Damn it. All this cheesy goth shit is clashing with our whole aesthetic.
00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,010 Grownups who like Halloween are the horse girls of adults.
00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,805 We get it. You have no personality. So you fill the void with ghosts and...
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,140 (SCREAMS)
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,266 (GROANS)
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,607 Aw, demons? Oh, please.
00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,110 This is so lame.
00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,404 Yumyulack!
00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,704 Oh, great. I'm in hell?
00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,913 What a waste of time.
00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,460 Yumyulatch!
00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,628 Bat wings. So scary.
00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,840 I am a soldier of Hades.
00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,592 I eat suffering!
00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:46,429 I'm from space, you dork. I've seen what lies beyond the universe's edge.
00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,306 Horns aren't gonna move the needle.
00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,932 Space is nothing
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,394 compared to the horrors you will witness, Yumyulatch!
00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,606 - That's not how you pronounce my name. - By day's end you will...
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,733 Did I accidentally go to suburban mom hell?
00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,819 I'm waiting for Tim Burton to pop out with a swirly umbrella.
00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:06,074 You will know fear, Yumyulatch.
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:06,991 Not my name.
00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:07,909 Silence!
00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,329 (SIGHS)
00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,956 Ugh. So spooky.
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,957 Can't sleep.
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,043 I'll just heat up some nice Italiano.
00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,753 Nothing spooky about risotto.
00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,756 (MACHINE WHIRRING)
00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,969 This thing takes forever.
00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,013 - Come on. - Anthony was a simple tailor.
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,724 But he soon found that you reap what you sew.
00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,267 -(CACKLING) -(SCREAMING)
00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,727 Korvo, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:36,854 - Hey, calm down, boo. - Don't call me boo.
00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,398 There's a fucking ghoul downstairs.
00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,066 Let's call someone to bust a ghost.
00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,026 Who we gonna call? A fireman?
00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,362 We're not calling anyone. That's just our crypt keeper.
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,363 - What? - We dug up
00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,656 a body from a graveyard
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,409 and used dark sci-fi magic to bring it to life.
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,326 Pretty sweet, right?
00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,369 No, it's not sweet.
00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,454 Get it out of my house. I-I-It's scary as hell.
00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,373 Sorry. He's our one decoration.
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,874 That's not a decoration. He talks.
00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,086 He doesn't do anything. Which means he's a decoration.
00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,422 We're following your rules. Honor the coupon.
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,424 Fine. I know how litigious you can be.
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,092 Axe throwing bar learned the hard way.
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,468 So, we can keep him?
00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,762 Ugh, yes. I don't want to see him again. (SCREAMS)
00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,141 In this rich tale, a banker will cash his last check.
00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,934 -(LAUGHING) - What's he talking about?
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,271 He's a crypt keeper. He tells pun-filled anthological scary stories.
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,522 That's what they do.
00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,983 - How many does he have? - I don't know. A lot?
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,484 This NASCAR racer
00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,735 was driven to win.
00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,362 -(SCREAMS) -(LAUGHING)
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,864 Well, girls and ghouls,
00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:30,783 this plumber's story is dripping with irony.
00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,076 - Ooh! -(LAUGHING)
00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,661 Hey, you can look, but no touch.
00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,787 Where did you get this?
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,664 Move along. One story per viewer.
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,707 It's working.
00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,792 We're even more popular than Randall.
00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,337 He reminds me of my nana, whose grave was recently robbed.
00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,424 Would you look at that? Somebody took my advice.
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,885 Great job. You gotta show that bad boy off.
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,052 Great idea, Randall.
00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,180 Hallo-montage, here we come.
00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,682 (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,935 Roses are red, violets are blue, just like dead bodies.
00:07:58,769 --> 00:07:59,979 Wait, where's Yumyulack?
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,148 {\an8}He'd love to be making fun of us right now.
00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,524 Backyard. In Hell!
00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,693 Aw! Listen to that word salad.
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,945 That CoComelon subscription is totally paying off.
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,197 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,784 Finally, something to distract me.
00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,412 I could almost kiss this Pretend-O-Deck for breaking down.
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,581 Oh, thank you, Yumyulack. Can you hand me the...
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,416 -(CACKLES) -(SCREAMS)
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,127 (SNORING)
00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,088 (THUDS)
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,634 Nice and easy.
00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,677 - Nathaniel was a sea captain... -(SCREAMS)
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,180 ...who had a sinking feeling he would drown in debt.
00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,224 -(CACKLING) - That's fucking it.
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,481 CRYPT KEEPER: Somebloody once told me the world is gonna skull me.
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,608 I ain't the sharpest ghoul in the dead.
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,652 (YELLS) Wait, was that Smash Mouth?
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,242 -(CACKLING) - Tell me your longest story.
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,452 Don't worry, I'm listening. Just keep talking.
00:08:56,702 --> 00:09:00,164 Jamal was a deep sea diver who was always feeling the pressure.
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,833 But if he thought running a small business was hard,
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,420 his final dive would prove to be the most crushing of all.
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,005 (CACKLING)
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,094 What a beautiful day. Anyone up for a round of cornhole?
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,347 We can cool down afterwards with 32oz mang-a-go-go fatties at Jamba?
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,015 - No, this is bad. - What's going on?
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,767 We don't know where Crypt Keeper is.
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,228 We looked everywhere. I'm fucking freaking out.
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,563 I think he might be lost.
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,857 I'm, uh, certain he'll show up. Did you check the trash?
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,150 Seems to pop out of there.
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,443 Of course, I checked.
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,778 The back door was open.
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:35,157 Crypty must've shuffled out when we were snoozing off all those 100 Grand bars.
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,994 Oh! He's probably scared and alone.
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,454 No crypt to keep, no people to creep.
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,373 Let's calm down, take a deep breath.
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,501 Maybe watch an episode of the <i>Whose Line Is it Anyway?</i> reboot.
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,962 (CHUCKLES) How do they still not know whose line it is?
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,046 We gotta keep looking!
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,464 - Crypt Keeper? - Crypt Keeper!
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,717 - Come out, boy. Come on out. - Crypt Keeper!
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm sure he ran off to some other place where he wanted to be instead of here.
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,848 Maybe let's forget you ever had a crypt keeper
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,224 and everything'll go to normal.
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,768 I don't want it to be normal!
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,895 -(BOTH SOBBING) - Where have you gone?
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,231 My baby boy, my boy!
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,150 (POP SONG PLAYING)
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,651 (BOTH SOBBING)
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,819 - Here, boy. - Come on!
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,738 - Crypty! - Crypty, where are you?
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,282 TERRY: How many lost fliers do people usually print?
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,825 A thousand? Ten thousand?
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,535 Most people do 5,000.
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,329 Give us 100,000!
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,372 (TIRES SCREECH)
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,547 (GRUNTING)
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,467 - Whoa! -(THUDS)
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,139 Have you guys not updated your torture techniques in centuries?
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,559 Word of your impudence has spread through the fiery realm.
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,436 Thanks for the update. Is there WiFi here?
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,397 No, but you won't have time to browse the web
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,150 when you're cowering before
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,819 the Necro-Kraken!
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,529 (RUMBLING)
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,323 (GROWLING)
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,202 (LAUGHS) I think I saw this thing in a '90s <i>Mortal Kombat</i> movie.
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:05,164 This is what sinners are supposed to be afraid of? Boring. (LAUGHS)
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,582 - What should we do? - Make him
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,377 - push a rock up a flaming hill. - He'll just make fun of us.
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,796 Then we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,215 -(BOTH CRYING) - Crypty.
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,718 I really thought your interest in Crypt Keeper was superficial,
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,595 like when you bought that robot dog.
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,723 But it really seems like you loved that dusty freak.
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,974 We do love him.
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,228 And now he's probably dead. Again. Or double dead.
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,813 I'm not in a good head space.
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,773 Wait, what happened to the robot dog?
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,234 (GASPS) Is I-Pooch missing too?
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,944 Who knows? I definitely don't know.
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,405 (DOG BARKS)
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,163 How about we go to the cemetery and exhume another corpse?
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,998 - It won't be the same. - Please, Korvo.
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,251 Do an anthological story at us.
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,837 Uh, once upon a time, there was
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,630 <i>- Star Wars.</i> - Do the voice.
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,382 (HIGH-PITCHED) A man named Lucasfilm...
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,342 - It's not the same! -(BOTH CRYING)
00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,927 Not your eyes! Be careful!
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,560 Crypt Keeper.
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,894 I'm here to collect you.
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,939 I always intended on coming back, so you can come out now.
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,484 -(RUSTLING) - Crypt Keeper?
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,654 I wish somebody had a pun-filled story to tell me
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,489 about a haunted baseball team.
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,908 -(WOLF HOWLS) - Crypt Keeper, get out here!
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,453 I'm not sticking around in this creepy-ass forest.
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,998 (TIRES SCREECH)
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,087 Holy shit. Crypt Keeper must've hobbled here,
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,423 attracted to Randall's disgusting, spooky house.
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,008 I'll go explain the situation.
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,968 He'll understand. He's a businessman.
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,679 (RECORDED SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,849 (PANTING)
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,645 Oh! Friendly ghosts! O, Shlorpian grey gods, watch over me.
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,856 (PANTING)
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,399 <i>- Ahhh!</i> -(SCREAMS)
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,859 -(DOORBELL CACKLING) - Fuck this.
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,736 Hey, bud! Whassup?
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,029 (CHUCKLES) Remember?
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,489 Ah! Pharaoh, stay away!
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,365 - Oh. Randall. - What can I do you for?
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,034 I think you'll find this amusing.
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,871 There's been a hilarious mix-up, and I believe you have our crypt keeper.
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,082 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. I had no idea. Of course.
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,251 Come in. We'll straighten this thing out.
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,753 How about you bring him out
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,963 and I'll stay where there aren't cotton webs.
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,673 I don't decorate inside,
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,842 and I'm going to need a hand bringing him out.
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,886 He's dead weight, you know? (CHUCKLES)
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,307 Oh! An uninspired, bare living room with a lackluster use of shades of gray.
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,267 It's like a Crate & Barrel showroom in here.
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,727 I-I-I can finally be at peace.
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,146 Is that a Restoration Hardware enema machine?
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,648 I've had my eye on one of those.
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,441 (GROANS)
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,860 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,157 (STRAINING)
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,575 Damn it. What're you doing?
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,118 No use struggling, Korvo.
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620 I googled kidnapping knots.
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,122 So they're not coming loose. (CHUCKLES)
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,166 What is this, some Halloween trick?
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,377 To be honest, Korvo, I fucking hate Halloween.
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,379 I hate the kids and the costumes.
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,297 I'm even allergic to SweeTARTS.
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,967 But I love the money these rubes pay me
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,761 to walk through a stupid cardboard maze.
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,846 You're a poser?
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,347 Oh, yeah, big time.
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,351 And now, with a crypt keeper and a real dead alien skeleton,
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,688 I'll have enough buzz to keep this honeypot running year round.
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274 Randall, come on. Don't kill me. We both hate Halloween.
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,525 We're on the same side.
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,735 - Help! Somebody help me! -(LAUGHING)
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,738 No one's going to hear you over my haunted house CD.
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,657 Randall, you son of a bitch! Let me go!
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,284 Once there was a flight attendant...
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,368 Oh! Shut up!
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,536 -(DOORBELL RINGS) - Ooh!
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,622 That's my delivery of 10,000 black lightbulbs
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,416 for the haunted light show.
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,377 Be right back. Not that you have anywhere to go. (LAUGHING)
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,753 Fuck you, Randall. Fuck you.
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,672 Thirty slays hath September...
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,673 Cram it, Keeper!
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,550 (FLIES BUZZING)
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,969 Terry, Jesse, look!
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,555 We should put half of these Lost Crypt Keeper signs
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,973 up in the backyard, right?
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,893 Oh, yeah, I'm back here all the time. Tons of foot traffic.
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,729 {\an8}(MILITARY MUSIC PLAYING)
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,689 Look.
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,650 That's right. We won't stop looking until Crypty's home.
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,236 God, I miss him so much. I can almost smell him.
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,990 (STRAINING) Damn it! He googled the shit out of these, all right.
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,991 Crypt Keeper, listen.
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,410 If we lean away from each other at the same moment,
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,912 - I think we can... - Knock, knock.
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,871 Who's scare?
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,539 A dead bride! (CACKLES)
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,790 Fuck, it's no use.
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,084 If I hadn't been too busy being a Halloween humbug,
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,544 I could have seen this coming.
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,213 I wish I could go back and like this stupid holiday.
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,632 The Great Pumpkin.
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,799 If only he was real.
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,761 Fuck it. It can't hurt.
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,722 O, Great Pumpkin, hear my prayer.
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,601 I know I've talked a lot of shit, but I'm at All Hallow's rock bottom.
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,020 I believe in you, Great Pumpkin. I do. I believe.
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,897 Help me, o, Holy Orange One!
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,981 Help me, please.
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,108 (MIRACULOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,401 (GASPS)
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,993 Wowie! Sounds like someone in here is ready for Halloween.
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,119 Oh, my God, no way.
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,163 The Great Pumpkin. Y-Y-You're real.
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,290 I heard your haunted prayers, Korvo.
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,042 I can tell that you believe.
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,128 I-I-I'm sorry I doubted you. I can't believe you're really here.
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,089 I'm always right here.
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,006 Please free us.
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,051 There's a Halloween impostor who's trying to kill me and Crypt Keeper.
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,303 Korvo, it's okay to be scared.
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,221 Just remember,
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,641 Halloween isn't all about goblins and ghouls.
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,019 By adorning our homes with pagan symbols of death
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,187 and wearing masks,
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,441 we set free the artifice from our lives and connect with our primal truth.
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,819 To be afraid is to be alive.
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,863 (SIGHS) You know what? You're absolutely right.
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,906 Thank you.
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,908 No problem. Now I have to go.
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,453 A little boy in Indiana is praying for candy and to see his daddy again.
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,039 Goodbye, Korvo. And Happy Hallo...
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,916 -(GRUNTS) - Stop. What are you doing?
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,251 I'm sorry. I had no choice.
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,460 Drop the... Give me that!
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,713 (GREAT PUMPKIN SCREAMING)
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,341 Don't judge me, Crypt Keeper.
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,720 A long tomb a-ghoul, in a galaxy scar, scar a-slay...
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,638 Keep your mouth shut and we might survive.
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,641 I mean, I'll survive and you'll keep being whatever you are.
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,477 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy... poison!
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,021 (KORVO GRUNTING)
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,024 Fuck, fuck, fuck, God damn it!
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,817 (WOLF HOWLS)
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,861 Ice princess!
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,696 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:11,822 What the...
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,574 KORVO: Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,701 (KORVO GASPING)
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,912 Korvo, you're fucking dead, you hear me?
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,708 You'll never find your way out of my family-friendly haunted walk-through.
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:28,547 (LAUGHING) Not so indifferent now, are we?
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,507 How is there so much talking in hell?
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,135 All these check-ins are revealing how insecure you are.
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,678 Turn the handle.
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,139 (SCREAMING)
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,266 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,394 Oh, that's making the plant fiber I have instead of a spine
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063 feel better than it has in years.
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,564 - Fuck. - Hey, it's okay.
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,274 You don't know how to torture an alien.
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,028 If torments of flesh do not affect you, we have other ways.
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:55,741 How would you feel seeing your mother devoured by a wolf?
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,367 I don't have a mom.
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,453 I was grown from a clipping in a bucket of dirt.
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,370 A clipping?
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,414 Like a tiny piece of Korvo, my team leader.
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,291 - I'm a replicant. -(GROANS)
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,877 We usually just deal with humans and racist dogs.
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,003 Sometimes dolphins.
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,213 You leave us no choice.
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,382 Your misery will be orchestrated by the Dark Lord himself.
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,468 Satan!
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,553 (SCREAMING)
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,763 (SIGHING)
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,140 That's a good spot, keep torturing that, right there.
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,060 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -(OWL HOOTS)
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,065 (KORVO EXCLAIMS)
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,695 -(KORVO SHUDDERING) -(WOLF HOWLS)
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,781 I know you're in here.
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,450 (GRUNTS)
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,868 (GRUNTS)
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,872 This is the final stop of my walk-through.
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,749 And your life, too.
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,084 (GRUNTS)
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,712 -(SHUDDERS) - Here's a deadly ditty
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,131 - about a shock jock... - Shut up.
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,423 ...with a graveyard shift.
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,425 - Shut up! -(CACKLING)
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,344 - Korvo! - KORVO: Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,098 Randall, b-be reasonable.
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,642 Killing me, in some states, would be considered murder.
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,644 This is my life now!
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,021 The <i>Monster Mash</i> all year!
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,359 Kids will force their parents to come here every single day.
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,861 And I'll only owe
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,782 Sarah Lawrence College another $135,000.
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,033 Not if I carve you up.
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,411 (BOTH GRUNTING)
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,038 You like that?
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,042 Randall. (GRUNTS) Randall, no.
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,627 -(RANDALL YELLS) - Randall.
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,005 Did... Did you just say my name?
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,673 Here's a tale about Randall,
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,050 a little boy from Northeast Michigan
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,927 who lost his sense of wonder.
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,054 Hey, how do you know where I grew up?
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,514 Randall didn't realize
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,976 that when your whole personality is being the Halloween guy,
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,604 you only really get to live one night a year.
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,730 Time passes.
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,316 Halloween is no longer a marker of change,
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,109 but a symptom of stagnation.
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,529 The leaves fall, your friends grow up and start families.
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,448 But Randall remains the same.
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,824 Like a decoration.
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,868 All form and no function.
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,203 A living death.
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,121 Is the guy in the story me?
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,081 CRYPT KEEPER: Oh, Randall thought he was...
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,958 ...to his coworkers,
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,586 who warned him those programs were too competitive
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,130 and never spent the time getting that MFA.
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:19,426 He wasted years and thousands of dollars on a useless diploma.
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,263 Oh! Crypt Keeper, what you said, it's all true.
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,058 I've strayed so far from who I used to be.
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,145 I was ready to pin my neighbor to a board and put him in a display case.
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,230 We've all done it, bro.
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,232 I don't recognize myself anymore.
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,234 I think I'm done with all this.
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,111 I'm going to take my camper van and drive west.
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,823 Maybe open an empanada stand close to the beach.
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,785 Crypty, I... I owe you an apology.
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,955 I thought you had no idea what was going on, but I was wrong.
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,206 You're a good guy.
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,583 Gather around to hear the tale of Jonathan,
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,293 who loved his harmonica.
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,878 Well, that one wasn't scary.
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,047 The harmonica was made of bones!
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,507 -(SCREAMS) -(CACKLES)
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,468 Terry, Jesse, come here.
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,970 Leave us. We're wallowing.
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,513 - I found Crypt Keeper. -(BOTH GASP)
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,556 He must have wandered back into the house.
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,641 - Crypty! - Crypty!
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,394 He's just as dusty as I remember.
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,937 Mwah! What a cutie!
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,272 Speaking of forestry,
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,733 this next one is about a lumberjack with a splitting headache.
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,735 Yeah, boy, spin us that story.
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,779 Now Crypt Keeper's back, you can stop being sad
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,573 and we can get to doing fun classic alien things we love.
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,492 - Like repairing the ship. - Don't ruin this.
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,493 Group hug time.
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,538 It has to last longer than 20 seconds or we're starting over.
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,206 Pupa, come on. Get in on this.
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,332 Yumyulack!
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,376 Yumyulack what?
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,170 (DEMONS SCREECHING)
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,215 (DEMONS WHISPERING)
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,925 Oh, shit. You're scared of this guy.
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,635 (RUMBLING)
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,806 Master, this impudent...
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,600 Silence! You have failed me.
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,229 This creature has descended the levels of my infernal kingdom
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,898 without any remorse or fear.
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,986 Oh, shit! That was awesome.
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,988 I'm actually starting to sort of respect you,
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,115 and, by extension, Hell as an institution.
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,493 At last, you comprehend my power.
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,079 Look at their crushed asses. This is so cool.
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,708 I think I kind of understand the appeal of Halloween and fantasy shit now.
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,127 Embrace this seed of doubt, Yumyulack.
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,378 Let it blossom,
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:22,966 and you can serve at my side.
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,803 Wow, maybe... Maybe sci-fi isn't the sexiest genre.
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,307 What's happening? What's that beam?
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,351 (LAUGHS) Oh, shit.
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,353 My family is bringing me back from the dead
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,064 because they're sci-fi as fuck, baby!
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,484 All this stupid hell shit is derivative, including you, you big bitch!
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,401 Stop that!
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,195 - Get back here! -(LAUGHING)
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,530 Suck my sci-fi, Satan!
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,034 We're sorry we didn't realize you were dead.
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,703 We're used to you heading to Florida during Halloween.
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,704 How was Hell?
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,123 I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention.
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,919 Wait. You used a cauldron in the ship to make a crypt keeper?
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,045 Glad I missed that.
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,588 Way too magical for my taste.
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,882 Now, now, Yumyulack, magic isn't always bad.
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,176 I met the Great Pumpkin and he's real.
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,595 - Oh, really? - And definitely still alive.
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,055 I hope he visits me one day.
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,432 He certainly will, Terry. He certainly will.
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,767 (DOORBELL RINGS)
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,810 (DOOR OPENS)
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:15,811 KORVO: What?
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,523 Terry, did you put up 10,000 fliers promising money and free blowjobs
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,359 - to anyone who brought us a corpse? - Yes. <i>Pourquoi?</i>
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,861 Well, you better break out the chapstick.
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,947 It's gonna be a long night.
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,157 (CAR HORNS HONKING)
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,245 KORVO: A long night. (CHUCKLES)
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,415 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 14

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 15

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 16

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 17

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 18

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 19

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 20

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 21

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 22

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 23

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 24

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 25

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 26

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 27

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 28

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 29

Зловещий, Хэллоуинcкий, страшно противоположный солнечный специальный выпуск — скриншот 30