Грабли для Земли — Терри отправляется в деревянный город на деловую встречу с потенциальным покупателем большой партии их товара. Корво опасается, что Терри испортит это мероприятие и сорвёт сделку. Юмьюлак и Джесси под домашним арестом, но они тайно отправляются в деревянный город ради встречи с любимой музыкальной группой.

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Грабли для Земли

The Earth Rake

Сезон: 04Серия: 02

Описание

Терри отправляется в деревянный город на деловую встречу с потенциальным покупателем большой партии их товара. Корво опасается, что Терри испортит это мероприятие и сорвёт сделку. Юмьюлак и Джесси под домашним арестом, но они тайно отправляются в деревянный город ради встречи с любимой музыкальной группой.

Субтитры

00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 HULU PRESENTA
00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 UN ORIGINAL DE HULU
00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,635 Korvo, ¿te gusta vivir con el jefe?
00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,136 ¡Apuesto a que es como vivir con un rey!
00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,012 Cállate, Doug.
00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,097 Hashtag Terry hashtag no es mi jefe.
00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,390 Hagamos que eso se ponga en tendencia.
00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,975 ¡Esto es emocionante!
00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,018 Me pregunto cómo va a entrar.
00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,061 Está en la caja.
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,812 ¿Y si entra en helicóptero?
00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,272 ¿Qué carajos te pasa?
00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,108 Terry va a saltar de la caja, y el elemento sorpresa será
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,401 que ha estado aquí todo el tiempo.
00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,029 ¡Ta-di!
00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:29,655 [todos vitorean y aplauden]
00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,114 - ¡Wuu! - ¡Sí!
00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,866 Ni siquiera dijo bien ta-da.
00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,742 Escuchen, escuchen.
00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,870 Los he convocado hoy porque les tengo un gran anuncio.
00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,498 Como sabemos, mi predecesor Colin Sarner,
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:42,459 que descanse en el poder, era un imbécil total.
00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,378 Arrastró a Rastrillos Davenport por el suelo.
00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,797 Tenemos 50.000 rastrillos guardados en el almacén
00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:47,923 barriendo el aire.
00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:48,382 [gritos ahogados de ambos]
00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,217 Si no los vendemos, la empresa estará arruinada.
00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,344 - ♪ música de piano ♪ - ¡Por favor, Pim!
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,554 No romperemos la cuarta pared.
00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,973 No podemos pagarle a Krasinski los derechos de autor de la parodia.
00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,642 Pero yo tengo un plan para salvarnos a todos.
00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,895 ¡Vamos a conseguir el contrato de Ciudad de Madera!
00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,230 - ¡Muy bien! - ¡Qué emocionante!
00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:03,730 [todos vitorean y aplauden]
00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,776 Ciudad de Madera es la ciudad con más rastrillos del mundo.
00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,736 A todos los que viven allí les gustan los árboles y esa basura.
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,197 Lo único que tengo que hacer es encantar a su auditor,
00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,242 el hombre que toma todas las grandes decisiones, y ¡bum!,
00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,787 Rastrillos Davenport se convierte en el proveedor exclusivo de la ciudad.
00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:19,371 Uh. [todos aplauden]
00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,206 Miren, este es un trabajo de equipo.
00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,917 Necesitaré un equipo de confianza conmigo, <i>mi familia.</i>
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,962 Pim, Jam, Janice y Korvo.
00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:27,880 Obviamente.
00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,214 - ¿Puedes traernos comida china? - ¿Qué?
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,340 ¡No voy a traer el almuerzo!
00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,050 Sí, quizás sea una buena decisión.
00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,636 La última vez solo pediste sopa wonton.
00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,054 Doug, ¿puedes traernos comida china?
00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:36,638 ¡Sí!
00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,098 Pido una votación para destituir a Doug.
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:38,849 ¿Todos los que están a favor?
00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,143 No puedes destituir a Doug, hermano, irá a buscar el almuerzo.
00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,436 ¡Doug, Doug!
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:47,024 TODOS: ¡Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug! TERRY: ¡Sí, Dougy!
00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,319 KORVO: <i>El planeta Shlorp era la utopía perfecta,</i>
00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,487 <i>hasta que se estrelló el asteroide.</i>
00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,532 <i>Cien adultos y sus réplicas recibieron un Pupa,</i>
00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,284 <i>y escaparon al... espacio,</i>
00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,162 <i>en busca de nuevos hogares en mundos deshabitados.</i>
00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,413 <i>Nosotros nos estrellamos en la Tierra,</i>
00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,707 <i>y quedamos varados en un planeta ya sobrepoblado.</i>
00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,334 <i>Así es, yo he estado hablando todo este tiempo,</i>
00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,502 <i>soy el que sostiene al Pupa.</i>
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,212 <i>Me llamo Korvo. Este es mi programa.</i>
00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,546 <i>Joder, se me acaba de caer el Pupa.</i>
00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,590 <i>Agh. Esto es ridículo. Odio la Tierra.</i>
00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,633 <i>Es un hogar horrible.</i>
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,301 <i>La gente es estúpida y confusa.</i>
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,928 <i>Es repugnante cómo tratan a los plátanos.</i>
00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,013 <i>Solo les quitan la cáscara y se deshacen de ellas.</i>
00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,057 <i>¡Esa es la casa del plátano, imbéciles!</i>
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,185 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,481 ¡Uh!
00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,024 Estar castigados es un asco.
00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,317 No lo merecemos.
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,403 Arruinamos el baile de la escuela aplastando a alguien con troncos
00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,282 y luego pusimos penes diminutos por todo el cuerpo de una de las Staci.
00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,701 Sí, pero estoy aburrido, y eso es mucho peor.
00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,953 ¡Oh, ya sé qué podemos hacer!
00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,622 ¡Volvamos a escuchar el último álbum de Daft Trunk!
00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,373 ¡Ah!
00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,250 <i>♪ Esta cosa es fuego, esta cosa es fuego ♪</i>
00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,417 Odio a Daft Trunk.
00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,045 No son más que la imitación de Ciudad de Madera de The Chemical Brothers.
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,630 Llévame a la Ciudad de Madera, Terry.
00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,714 Llévame, llévame.
00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,758 Korvo, este es un viaje de negocios profesional de alto nivel.
00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,717 Solo personal esencial.
00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,010 Llevarás a la maldita Janice.
00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,554 Tiene tres infecciones de oído al año
00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,264 por taparse la nariz al estornudar.
00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,683 Sus compañeros le dieron una puntuación alta en las evaluaciones,
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,310 y dijo que su única debilidad es la tarta de queso de Cheesecake Factory.
00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,311 Eso es muy agradable.
00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,771 ¡Ah, Ciudad de Madera! ¿Puedo ir?
00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,108 Daft Trunk hace esta semana una fiesta secreta de lanzamiento de su álbum.
00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,402 Oh, genial, ¿así que puedes encontrarte con su otro admirador?
00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,945 Obviamente no, estás castigada.
00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,406 Pero es mi banda favorita de todos los tiempos.
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,449 Son mi Harry Styles.
00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,909 Lo siento, Jesse, tenemos que seguir siendo normales,
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,828 para que el Pupa no se convierta en vapor otra vez.
00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,496 Por eso Terry y yo tenemos que mantener estos trabajos
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,164 y tú tienes que estar castigada.
00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,625 No me hagas decir "por favor".
00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,627 ¡Porrr favorrr!
00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,337 Amiga, te vuelves naturalmente hacia mí
00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,839 porque tengo una energía gigante de jefe.
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:34,423 Lo entiendo.
00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,967 Pero soy un adulto, y mi palabra es mi compromiso, estás castigada.
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,553 Oh, esa es mi limusina Hummer temática de Fraggle Rock.
00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,306 Hice que el conductor se vistiera como un Doozer. ¡Adiós!
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:42,890 [golpe de puerta]
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,225 Carajo, carajo, carajo, Excel.
00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,518 Malditos sean tus VLOOKUPs de mierda
00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,478 y tus celdas rectangulares rudimentarias.
00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,813 Oye, Korvi.
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,856 ¿Te gustan las barras Mars, amigo?
00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,400 Nuestra proximidad no nos hace amigos, déjame en paz.
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,193 ¿Y Milky Way?
00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,777 Por supuesto que me gustan las barras Milky Way.
00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,363 Resulta que saben igual que la radiación de fondo
00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,740 de la Vía Láctea real.
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,365 ¡Ja!
00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,452 Fuera de los EE. UU., la receta de la Milky Way es de una barra Mars.
00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,662 Dios mío, Doug, basta ya de trivialidades de caramelos.
00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,749 En cada maldita conversación, te contorsionas de vuelta al caramelo.
00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,334 Si escucho otro maldito dato de caramelo,
00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,293 voy a lastimarte.
00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,212 Muy bien, sí, entiendo.
00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,297 [chasquido de teclas]
00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,590 Sabes que el turrón es...
00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,299 [explosión de arma]
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,261 [teléfono suena]
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,513 Oye, pásame a Doug.
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,389 El hombre que una vez fue Doug es ahora una grapadora.
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,975 Korvs, no puedes convertir a mis empleados en material de oficina.
00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,352 ¿Cómo iba a saberlo?
00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,604 Nunca lo había hecho antes, esta fue mi primera vez.
00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,315 Necesitaba a Doug para una tarea específica que solo Doug puede hacer.
00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,191 Es el chico Doug.
00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,859 ¿Qué? Me encanta la especificidad.
00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,736 Ehh, lo dudo, pero está bien.
00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,820 Ve a mi casa y busca al Pupa.
00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,864 ¿Por qué demonios pensaste que no podía hacer eso?
00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,407 Es mi casa y mi Pupa.
00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,992 Eh, me pareció una tarea de Doug.
00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,578 El Pupa es una parte importante de mi presentación
00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,412 al auditor.
00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,289 Lo necesito ahora mismo.
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,083 ¿De verdad me hablarás así?
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,167 ¿Hola?
00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:53,585 [pitido de tablero] PUPA: <i>¡Suish!</i>
00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,505 <i>¡Buen tiro! ¡Nada más que red!</i>
00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,090 ¿Pueden dejar de jugar a los tiros de Pupa?
00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,925 No es un juego de arcade, joder.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:00,801 ¿Por qué no estás en el trabajo?
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,636 Tengo que llevar al Pupa a la Ciudad de Madera.
00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,471 Terry ya está arruinando su presentación
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,222 para el auditor.
00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,308 Oh, auditor es el segundo trabajo político más popular
00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,227 después de empleado de adquisiciones.
00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,437 Saquen sus balones del Pupa mientras me cambio.
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,566 Esta es nuestra oportunidad de escabullirnos a la Ciudad de Madera
00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,109 y ver a Daft Trunk.
00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,652 No, tenemos que ser normales.
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,238 ¿Qué hay más normal que escaparte mientras estás castigado?
00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,283 Además, habrá mucha comida callejera de Ciudad de Madera.
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,119 Uh, <i>Shrub-Ka-Bobs,</i> bien, me convenciste.
00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,454 Ahora solo tenemos que encontrar una manera de escabullirnos,
00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,956 para que Korvo no nos vea.
00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,457 [zumbido del tablero] PUPA: <i>¡Tres puntos!</i>
00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:36,795 ♪ música animada ♪
00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,713 [Jesse y Yumyulack ríen]
00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,132 JESSE: ¡Cállate! YUMYULACK: ¡Tú cállate!
00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,051 CIUDAD DE MADERA ¡VOLVIMOS A CRECER!
00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:47,097 ♪
00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,600 [golpe de peatón] GENTE: ¡Oh!
00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,976 ¡No hagas ejercicio durante el día!
00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,477 - ¡Vete al carajo! - ¿Que me vaya al carajo?
00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,313 Vete tú al carajo, maldito pedazo de madera basura.
00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,647 [Pupa vomita]
00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,107 Gracias, Pupes.
00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,568 ¿Por qué estoy pagando por el seguro de Hulu
00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,737 si no me cubre por quedarme dormido al volante?
00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,864 Me voy a cambiar al seguro Disney+.
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,575 ¿Cómo que es la misma empresa? ¿Qué sentido tiene eso?
00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,994 Pásame con Ramy. Exijo hablar con Ramy.
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,329 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,622 Muy bien, escucha.
00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,625 Así es como entramos en la fiesta VIP de lanzamiento del álbum de Daft Trunk.
00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,293 Dos tacos el pa-STONE,
00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,420 ¿y tienes bolsillos de falafel de hoja?
00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,297 La única manera de entrar en el concierto de esta noche,
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,882 es con una Remolacha de Oro.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,676 Daft Trunk los escondió por la ciudad y puso pistas en su música.
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,261 Es como una búsqueda del tesoro.
00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,431 <i>♪ Esta basura es fuego, esta basura es fuego ♪</i>
00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,015 <i>♪ Es tan... ♪</i>
00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,225 Eso no es música.
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,142 Fuego, quemarse.
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,478 Están cantando sobre el Monumento al Gran Incendio.
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 ¿El incendio que iniciamos hace tiempo?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,232 Estuvo bien, pero no sé si lo llamaría genial.
00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,151 Espera, quiero un poco de corteza de barbacoa.
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,196 [llamando a la puerta]
00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,864 - [chasquido de puerta] - Gracias, Doug.
00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,282 ¡Sabes que no soy Doug!
00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,159 Mm. Mm. ¡Mmm! [llaves tintineando]
00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,663 [explosión de arma] ♪ música dramática ♪
00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:53,872 ¿Así es como se preparan
00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,666 para la presentación más importante de su carrera?
00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,209 ¿Con una escultura de hielo de vanidad?
00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,002 Pff, esto ni siquiera se parece a ti.
00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,088 Tu conducto no es ni de lejos tan estrecho.
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,756 Muy bien. Aquí vamos.
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,049 ¿Y para qué necesitabas al Pupa?
00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,926 No me gusta que esté expuesto a toda esta estupidez.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,678 Lo próximo que sabrás es que anima a los Astros
00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,929 y bebe Five Loko.
00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,556 Su rostro desbloquea mi maletín.
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,140 [pitidos]
00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,058 - [chasquido de maletín] - ¿Qué demonios?
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,601 ¿Fichas de Woodchuck E. Trees?
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,979 Voy a llevar al Auditor a Woodchuck E. Trees
00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,022 y hacerle pasar un buen rato para que podamos cerrar este trato.
00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,566 ¡Es un casino para niños!
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,984 El auditor es un profesional.
00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,319 Necesita que lo agasajen con cosas de adultos,
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,281 como botellas de whisky de 50 años y discusiones sobre economía.
00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,491 Jugaremos al Skee-Ball y hablaremos de mi nuevo invento,
00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,576 el Rastrillo de Tierra.
00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:31,702 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:32,703 Todos los rastrillos rastrillan la tierra.
00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,121 Vas a hundir la empresa.
00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,373 Bien, voy a seguir adelante y tirar el rango del rastrillo sobre ti
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,791 y te enviaré de vuelta a la oficina.
00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,501 Tu energía realmente me deprime.
00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,045 Acabo de conducir tres horas para que pudieras abrir un maletín.
00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,047 ¡Tu jefe ha hablado!
00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,217 ♪
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,178 GUÍA TURÍSTICA: Hacemos un minuto de silencio
00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,680 para honrar a aquellos que perdimos en el Gran Incendio.
00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,017 Si se escuchan con atención, se puede oír a los muertos hablándonos,
00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,395 quizá dándonos esperanzas de lo que nos espera al otro lado.
00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,147 JESSE: ¡No hay nada aquí, carajo! [todos suspiran]
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:00,939 [agua salpica]
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,358 Oh, odio tocar los fracasados deseos húmedos de la gente.
00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,109 [agua chapotea]
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,528 Tenemos que estar pasando algo por alto.
00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,656 Arde, arde, arde, detrás del Alba Rock. [suspira]
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,409 Tenemos que encontrar una roca con forma de Jessica Alba.
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:12,951 ¡Mira!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,578 JESSE: ¡Sí!
00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,916 Maldición, no quiero ver a dos extraterrestres en mi ciudad.
00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,917 Para nada, hijo.
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,251 Oh, lo siento, bravucones, solo estamos...
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,878 Vuelvan adonde han venido.
00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,047 La Ciudad de Madera es para los ciudadanos de madera.
00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:25,797 Construyan el muro.
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,591 JESSE: Enfoca ya tu mensaje.
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,175 [niños riendo]
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,552 JESSE: [suspira] ¡No, se llevaron la Remolacha!
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,180 Oye, ¿crees que si les aplastamos las cabezas juntos
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,014 se verían mejor?
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,641 ¡Oigan, muñones! Déjenlos tranquilos.
00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,268 No me hagan mostrarles mis movimientos de Timothée Chalamet.
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,311 Como quieras, Piña.
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,729 Solo cumplimos con nuestro deber cívico.
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,396 [bravucones escupen]
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,441 Ustedes dos no deberían deambular solos por la ciudad.
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,193 Estábamos buscando Remolachas Calientes.
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,071 [suspira] ¿Para la fiesta de lanzamiento VIP de Daft Trunk?
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,697 Yo también, estoy obsesionado.
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,782 - Amigos tronco. - Terrible.
00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:52,991 Según su Stick Tok,
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,868 solo quedan unas pocas Remolachas.
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,204 ¿Quizá podamos unirnos y encontrarlos juntos?
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,456 Conozco esta ciudad como la palma de mi cono,
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,333 y tengo una moto.
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,378 Guau, ¿una forma de llegar a algún sitio menos segura que un auto?
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,170 ¡Escopeta!
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,338 [motor chisporrotea] [Yumyulack se queja]
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,756 [motor acelerando]
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,883 Necesito que te relajes aquí
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 y estés lo más entretenido que hayas estado nunca.
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,595 Sé que te encantan las Siete Maravillas del Mundo Antiguo,
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,390 así que aquí tienes un pop-it con la forma del Mausoleo de Halicarnaso.
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,683 ¡Uh!
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,976 Oye, Janice, gran tonta.
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,686 Haz un disparo desde mi ranura.
00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,813 ¡Clase de 2023 para siempre!
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:23,689 [líquido chapoteando]
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,691 ¿Qué carajo haces de vuelta?
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,569 Terry, sigues mandoneándome, y es extremadamente sexy.
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,779 Quiero hacer cosas divertidas y pervertidas en un hotel contigo
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,865 y destruir una cama que nunca tendremos que volver a ver.
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,784 Ah, ah, fiu, necesitamos una habitación.
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,704 Janice, despeja mi agenda para los próximos 15, no, 16 minutos.
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,330 En realidad, espera, 15, 15 estaba bien.
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,623 [Terry aplaude]
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,376 ♪ música suave ♪
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,627 [ambos gimiendo]
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,255 Así que te gusta cuando yo soy el jefe, ¿eh?
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,923 Me dan ganas de lamer tus espaciosos dientes
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,508 y atar estas delicadas muñecas.
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,384 [chasquido de esposas] TERRY: ¡Oh!
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:55,679 Maldición, está muy apretado para mis frágiles muñecas.
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,222 Ah, escucha, ¿adónde vas?
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,891 Ah, carajo, ¿me estás atando come en <i>Gerald's Game</i>?
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,184 Tú fuiste quien me enseñó a usar
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,227 tramas de Stephen King de nivel medio para salirme con la mía.
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,187 Pero, ¿por qué?
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,771 Dijiste que era el jefe sexy.
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,899 No puedo dejar que arruines el contrato de Ciudad de Madera.
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,400 Hay demasiado en juego.
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:11,069 Korvo, no me hagas como en <i>Gerald's Game</i>. ¡Espera!
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,947 Me quedé dormido en esa película y no sé cómo termina.
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,286 No hay nada como golpear la vieja pelota de golf
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,246 después de una semana de auditar, ¿verdad?
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,372 [pelota de golf silba]
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,957 ¿Qué pasó con ese tal Terry?
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,084 Iba a mostrarme un Rastrillo de Tierra.
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,836 Mire, puedo ver que está decepcionado,
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,796 o tal vez solo tiene una cara de abedul en reposo,
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,299 pero estoy dispuesto a jugar la ronda de golf más aburrida,
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,551 solo para mostrarle la seriedad con la que Rastrillos Davenport
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,802 se toma su empresa.
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,887 ¿Quiere hacerlo interesante?
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,806 Le apuesto mil dólares a que no puede hacer su tiro detrás de ese árbol.
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,601 Tengo un nombre, es Chris Pino.
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:46,730 Claro, si necesita que lo impresione, puedo hacerlo.
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,110 ♪ música de suspenso ♪ [pensamientos zumbando]
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,364 [golpes de pelota de golf]
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,658 - [traqueteo de pelota de golf] - Cielo santo.
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,117 Bien, doble o nada.
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,577 [agua chapotea]
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,329 ♪ música animada ♪ [pelota de golf traquetea]
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,414 Eh, triple o nada.
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:05,958 [ruido de barriles]
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,376 Cuádruple o nada.
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:08,710 [pelota de golf silba]
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,128 Duo-nipple o nada.
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:10,587 [pelota de golf silba]
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,714 [pelota de golf traquetea]
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,092 Teníamos un juego similar en mi mundo natal, excepto que si perdías,
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,094 tus globos oculares se utilizaban en los campos de prácticas.
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,887 Solía tener un tercer ojo en la axila.
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:19,805 [pelota de golf silba]
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,515 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,099 [golpe de teléfono]
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:22,891 RECEPCIONISTA: <i>Recepción.</i>
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476 ¡Ayúdeme! Me hicieron como en <i>Gerald's Game.</i>
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,894 RECEPCIONISTA: <i>Si enviáramos ayuda a todos</i>
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,104 <i>los que dicen que los ataron como en Gerald's Game,</i>
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,856 <i>no tendríamos tiempo de oler sus calzoncillos.</i>
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,440 Soy un importante ejecutivo del rastrillo
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,067 en una empresa de cinco mil millones de Fortune.
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,860 [golpe en la puerta]
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,778 [jadea] Lo lamento, el elevador no funciona
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:35,946 así que subí por las escaleras
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,489 y olvidé tomar mis medicinas para el corazón.
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,156 [respirando pesadamente]
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,742 Pero, por suerte, pude comer este Filete de Árbol Philly
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,577 en el camino.
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,661 [crujidos de madera] Mm-mmm.
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,079 No me gusta este patrón.
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,831 Déjeme... [se queja]
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,582 [golpe del empleado]
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,792 Bien, ahora esto es exactamente como el cartel
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,751 de <i>Gerald's Game.</i>
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,544 ¡No!
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,964 No entiendo por qué la Remolacha no estaba allí.
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,924 La letra era: "Más grande, más rápido, más fuerte.
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,010 Más grande, más rápida, la Apple Store más fuerte".
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,219 ¡Ah, carajo!
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,473 Oigan, dejen de hacer eso.
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,018 Acabo de construir esa torre de manzanas, ¡por favor!
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:06,768 Esperen.
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,521 La letra de apple store es de la canción <i>Pega una Mordida.</i>
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,856 ¿Y si...?
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:11,857 [crujido de manzana]
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,359 - Ajá. - Buena idea, chica.
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,153 Empieza a morder, maldito.
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,699 - [crujido de manzana] - Van a tener que pagar eso.
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,325 Ajá. Ajá.
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,119 ¡La Remolacha!
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,830 Y hay un mapa al lugar en la parte de atrás.
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,791 Guau, buen trabajo, chica. Vamos, subamos la motocicleta.
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,001 Conozco un atajo.
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,337 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,631 Ahora, ¡suelta esa Remolacha!
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,257 Piña, ¿qué estás haciendo?
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,510 Este pase VIP nos deja entrar a todos.
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,969 Eso me importa un carajo.
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429 ¡Odio a Daft Trunk!
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,681 Ni siquiera soy una piña adorable.
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,766 [Pina gruñe]
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,101 - Eres un melocotón podrido. - ¡Asco!
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,478 Tienes toda la razón.
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,771 ¡Ahora dame esa Remolacha!
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,813 Pero, ¿por qué?
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,941 Necesitaba dinero para gasolina para mi viaje a Atlanta,
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,235 porque esta cosa solo llega a cinco mpg en la carretera
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,445 por el sidecar, que solo tengo
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,614 porque mi novia se va a sentar en él
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,615 cuando la recoja.
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,076 Tengo que ver a mi novia ya mismo,
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,911 porque vive con un par de compañeros
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,496 que le dan masajes todo el tiempo.
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,456 Ah, debe estar muy estresada.
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,292 Oh, amigo, no creo que sea tu novia ya.
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,335 ¡Cierra la maldita boca!
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,920 ¡Es lo que todos dicen siempre!
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,839 Nadie me aceptó en este maldito pueblo
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,550 porque los melocotones no son nativos del bosque.
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,928 Era un melocotón solitario, abandonado como basura de una bebida tiki,
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,055 <i>cuando se creó toda esta ciudad.</i>
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,098 <i>Nunca encajé realmente.</i>
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,559 <i>Toda mi vida ha sido demostrar mi valía a todo el mundo.</i>
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,020 Así que me voy de aquí y me reuniré con mi novia
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,106 en Atlanta, Georgia.
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,065 Y cuando aparezca,
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,651 va a ser una gran sorpresa para ella,
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,195 porque no me devuelve las llamadas.
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155 Estoy seguro de que su teléfono está roto.
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,283 Uno de sus musculosos amigos platónicos
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,701 probablemente lo pisó.
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,870 Dame esa basura y no se atrevan a seguirme.
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,537 [moto escupiendo]
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,788 Son unos maricas.
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,331 - [moto acelerando] - ¿Puedes creerlo?
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,418 No, esos tipos definitivamente se están acostando con su novia.
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,420 Necesito que envíe a alguien más.
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,255 No deja de enviar a un montón de tontos
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,965 que terminan muriendo por tropezar
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,717 y sufrir un ataque al corazón y alergia a los cacahuetes.
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:02,426 [piso cruje] [Terry grita]
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,093 [golpe de cama]
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,055 ¿También te hicieron como en <i>Gerald's Game</i>?
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,932 Ah, somos compañeros de Bachman.
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,683 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,644 Ay, Dios, tengo que recuperar mi dinero.
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,896 Apostemos por otra cosa.
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,689 ¿Qué tal si cambiamos de marcha, olvidamos el hecho
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,692 de que me debes $250 mil y hablamos de los Rastrillos Davenport?
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,029 No puedo concentrarme en una maldita presentación de paisajismo
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,488 hasta que recupere mi dinero.
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,033 Uh, el desafío del ala de búho picante.
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,659 Si lo gano, no te debo nada,
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,287 pero si pierdo, escucharé tu presentación.
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:33,040 Señor, esas son extremadamente picantes y podría morir,
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,083 pero sería un idiota si no aceptara esa apuesta, acepto.
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:35,876 [silba pata de búho]
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,087 [gruñidos, quejidos]
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,381 [traga]
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,341 [tose]
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,134 [golpeando la ventana]
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,345 Te aprovechaste de mi obsesión
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,180 por coger en un ambiente divertido de vacaciones.
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,264 [Terry grita] [cama se rompe]
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,309 Esto es algo que debería haber hecho hace mucho tiempo.
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,310 [tintineo de rastrillo]
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,145 O por lo menos hace unas horas,
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,647 y hubiéramos evitado todo esto.
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,277 KORVO Y TERRY: ¡Pelea de rastrillos!
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,697 [tintineo de rastrillos] [Korvo y Terry quejándose]
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,410 [ambos jadeando, quejándose]
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,126 [tintineo de rastrillos]
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,294 [transeúnte grita]
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,045 [golpe de Terry]
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,673 Esta es la razón por la que nunca podrías ser un verdadero jefe.
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,092 El verdadero liderazgo requiere aceptar cosas aburridas y adultas.
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,969 Es algo más que fiestas con esculturas de hielo
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,512 e inventos tontos.
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,430 [suspira] ¡Eso es! ¡Mi Rastrillo de Tierra!
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,515 [pitido del satélite]
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,307 [puerta zumbando]
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,351 [explosión de rastrillo]
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,519 [rastrillo silba]
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,065 ¡Ah, maldición!
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,821 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,282 ♪
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,116 [mujer grita]
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,494 Ah, muy limpio, hicieron un buen trabajo.
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,705 [tierra retumbando]
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,957 [Korvo grita]
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,419 ¿Para qué necesita un pueblo tanta miel?
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,629 ¡Maldita sea, esto está delicioso!
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,966 Ah, Me encanta Daft Trunk desde que los descubrí en <i>SNL.</i>
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,051 Y ahora quizás nunca los conoceré.
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,637 ¿Por qué no irrumpimos en la fiesta al estilo <i>Ocean's 8,</i>
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,306 la única película de <i>Ocean</i> que reconozco?
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,765 No sabemos dónde está.
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,143 El mapa estaba en la parte trasera de la Remolacha.
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,437 Ese melocotón podrido se la llevó.
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,731 Nunca encontraremos otra pista.
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,358 Tendríamos que sabernos de memoria todas sus increíbles letras.
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,943 Espera un momento.
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,654 Me sé todas las letras de todas las canciones de Daft Trunk,
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,242 porque yo, Yumyulack Opposites, soy un gran admirador de Daft Trunk.
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,036 ¿Pero por qué fingiste odiar
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,704 a la banda más radical de todos los tiempos?
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,290 Tengo una reputación anarquista que proteger.
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,667 Igual, hay algunas letras en las que he estado pensando
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,627 que podrían ayudarnos.
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,130 <i>♪ Fiesta en el cielo, como si murieras de un orzuelo ♪</i>
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,174 Ni siquiera yo recuerdo esa canción.
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,426 Pagué 10.000 dólares por un bonus track que hicieron
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,802 para un amigo que murió de un orzuelo.
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:51,512 Bendito sea.
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,889 ¡Guau, Yum, eres un auténtico admirador!
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,891 "Fiesta en el cielo...".
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,267 ¡Allí!
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,771 [gente gritando]
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:01,772 Es todo tu culpa.
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,524 Ah, ¿yo solté un rastrillo espacial
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,109 que golpeó una torre colmena gigante que nos inundó de miel?
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,153 Nada de esto hubiera pasado si hubieras creído en mí.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739 ¡Ibas a llevar al auditor a Woodchuck E. Trees!
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865 Hice mi investigación.
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,909 Ese auditor es un jugador degenerado.
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:17,454 Woodchuck E. Trees es un casino fácil de ganar.
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,289 Ay, Dios mío, tienes razón.
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,041 Todo el día estuvo tratando de ganar.
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,002 Terry, lo siento. Debí haber creído en ti.
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,754 A partir de ahora, te veo como un líder.
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,882 Y somos líderes iguales. Tú en el trabajo. Y yo en casa.
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,050 [miel burbujeando]
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,718 ¡Ay, Dios! ¡Nos-nos-nos hundimos!
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,012 Solo tenemos tiempo para una llamada antes de que estemos sumergidos.
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Dámela. - De ninguna manera.
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,224 Cree en mí como líder.
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,435 [pitidos de teclado]
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,521 HOMBRE: <i>Hola, Pizzería Hoja Malnati.</i>
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,731 ¡Maldita sea, Terry! ¿Por qué vas a pedir una pizza?
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,567 HOMBRE: <i>¿Hola? Tengo muchos clientes.</i>
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,860 ¿Me da una de pepperoni grande...
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,819 [suspira]
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,611 [chapalea]
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,029 con ajo, pimientos verdes,
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,407 corazones de alcachofa y...
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,242 [chapalea]
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,410 tomates frescos?
00:17:56,994 --> 00:18:00,956 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,836 - [Terry tose] - Les traje su pizza.
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:06,962 Rastreé su teléfono hasta su ubicación.
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,422 Son 27 dólares.
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,299 [Terry y Korvo tosiendo]
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,134 Ah, aunque sabe muy bien.
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,343 ¿Cómo sabías que funcionaría?
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,971 Si no completan una entrega, se les descuenta del sueldo.
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,182 Trabajan más rápido que los servicios de emergencia.
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,683 Estoy... estoy impresionado, Terry.
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,851 [carraspeando]
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,103 Sí, no llevo efectivo conmigo.
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,313 Korvo, ¿puedes pagarle?
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:24,813 [Korvo suspira]
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,399 ¿De verdad necesitabas pedir los toppings más caros
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,525 para una pizza de rescate?
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,360 Bu, una vez que comas pizza con alcachofas,
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,571 no volverás a los toppings básicos.
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,283 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,993 ♪
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,369 ¡Guau!
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,581 Vamos a tener que colarnos por el agujero de Winnie the Pooh.
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,374 Me subiré a tus hombros para entrar,
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,210 luego abriré la puerta lateral y podrás pasar.
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,378 Espera. ¿Por qué no me subo yo a tus hombros?
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,340 Eres más fuerte que yo por cargar con todo el trabajo del personaje.
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,382 Yo solo soy una cifra.
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,009 Si, tus historias son bastante flojas.
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,094 Muy bien, mueve tu trasero bidimensional.
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,430 [Yumyulack grita]
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,181 [se queja]
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,435 Ay, Dios mío, ay, Dios mío, soy un gran admirador.
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,979 Compré todos sus discos, ¿pueden firmarme algo?
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,855 ¿Mi cinturón de recompensas?
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,148 No, ¡mi cara!
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,276 [grito ahogado] ¿Los bravucones de antes?
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,945 Mira, la basura extraterrestre.
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,488 Pensaba que habíamos bloqueado tu lamentable trasero
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,864 para que no pudieras encontrar ninguna Remolacha.
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,115 Sin embargo, aquí estás,
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,826 arrastrándote como una perra gusana donde no te quieren.
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,495 ¡Esto es como tu segundo álbum,
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,914 <i>"Nunca conozcas a tus héroes porque resultan ser bravucones"!</i>
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,834 Creo que quiere un autógrafo en su cara.
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,879 [puñetazos y patadas fuertes] [Yumyulack gritando]
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,799 ¡Sí, vamos!
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,634 Guau, ¿qué pasó?
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,302 Jesse, hay algo que deberías saber.
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:38,762 Conocí a Daft Trunk.
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:39,847 Cierra la boca, cierra la boca.
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,015 Ay, Dios mío, abre tu boca y dime cómo eran.
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:42,975 Eran...
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,185 ♪ música pensativa ♪
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,438 Increíbles. Mejor de lo que podrías imaginar.
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,565 ¡Lo sabía!
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,400 Cielos, tengo que entrar ahí, ¿cómo me veo?
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,734 Te los acabas de perder.
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,027 Los vi cuando salían.
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,113 Creo que van a hacer el podcast de <i>Smartless</i> por la mañana,
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,781 así que, se acabó la fiesta.
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,199 Ah, vaya.
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,034 Pero te conseguí uno de sus cascos.
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,786 ¡Ah! ¿En serio? ¡No lo creo!
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,746 Estar castigada contigo es lo mejor
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,373 que me ha pasado nunca.
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,624 [Yumyulack suspira]
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,126 - [todos vitoreando] - ¡Siete alas!
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,420 ¡Lo logré, me comí las siete!
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,796 Korvo, [se queja]
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,089 estoy tan feliz ahora
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,883 que diré que sí a cualquier cosa que me propongas.
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,467 Me encantaría cerrar este trato,
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,094 pero esta victoria pertenece a Terry.
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,055 Es el verdadero jefe de nuestra empresa y se merece todo el mérito.
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,056 Gracias, Korvo.
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,601 - Sr. Auditor, renuncio. - ¿Qué?
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,311 Puedo ser un jefe igual en casa. [auditor quejándose]
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,188 Cero tiempo de viajar y sin Doug. [golpe del auditor]
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,564 Pero nuestra <i>casa</i> es mi castillo.
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,442 Además, tienes que mantener este trabajo o el Pupa volverá a convertirse en vapor.
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,029 Como especialista del Pupa, déjame decirte: está súper bien.
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,406 Tuvimos una pelea de rastrillos de dispositivos en una Ciudad de Madera
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,533 y el Pupa no ha hecho ninguna locura.
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,202 Espera, ¿dónde está?
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,953 - ¡Ah! - ¡Ah, está muerto!
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,039 ¡Carajo! Lo dejamos en el auto con las ventanillas subidas.
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,207 ¡Por un demonio! [bocanada de aire del Pupa]
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,083 Ay, gracias a Dios, solo estaba durmiendo.
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,169 Olvidé como se ve súper feo cuando duerme.
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,212 Maldición, eso fue aterrador.
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,838 Terry esa fue nuestra llamada de atención.
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,549 Nunca volveremos a dejar al Pupa solo en el auto.
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,052 ¡Oh! ¡Tienen un Asador de Aborígenes Desplazados!
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,512 ¡Vamos por unos Uluru Poppers!
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,848 ♪ música suave ♪
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,519 Maldita sea, Terry, casi desenredé todo el cableado de la nave solo
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,728 y tú no has hecho una maldita cosa.
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,855 Y no estaríamos en esta situación si hubieras peinado los cables
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,857 con acondicionador sin enjuague como te pedí.
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,734 Como líder igual, tengo un voto igualitario
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,152 ya sea que trabaje o no en la nave.
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,155 Y mi voto fue para ver videos de este hámster comiendo una sandía.
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,406 Terry, holgazán hijo de... ♪ música heavy de bajo ♪
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,116 ¿Qué es ese horrible sonido?
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410 ¿De dónde sacó ese estúpido casco?
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,498 Te voy a destrozar, extraterrestre de porquería.
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,625 Ah, Daft Shrunk.
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,335 [bravucones se quejan]
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,963 [traqueteando]
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,297 [bravucones gritan]
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:39,842 ¿Qué es esto?
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,678 ♪ música siniestra ♪
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557 ♪
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,019 Saludos, recién llegado, y felicitaciones.
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,521 ¿Felicitaciones por qué?
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:53,313 ¡Esto apesta!
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,233 Por ser elegidos por Jesse, por supuesto.
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:57,609 Ja, al carajo con ese bicho raro.
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,153 ¿No comprometes tu corazón y tu alma a Jesse,
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,405 nuestra única salvadora?
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,865 Ella y su estúpido hermano son los que
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,533 nos metieron aquí, los odiamos.
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,743 Nadie habla así de Jesse.
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,746 ¡Quita tus malditas manos de mi amigo!
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,707 [silbido de espada]
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:19,423 GUARDIA: No hay lugar para paganos en el cielo de los moños.
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,175 No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:23,927 ¡Por favor, no!
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,095 [silbido de espada] [sangre salpica]
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:31,727 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,900 ♪
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,060 [simulando disparo de láser]

00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪
00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,635 Korvo, how do you like living with the boss?
00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,136 I bet it's like living with a king!
00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,012 Shut up, Doug.
00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,097 Terry's hashtag not my boss hashtag.
00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,390 Let's get that trending.
00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,975 This is so exciting!
00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,018 I wonder how he's going to enter.
00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,061 He's in the box.
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,812 Yo, what if he copters in?
00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,272 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,108 Terry's just gonna jump out from the box, with the element of surprise being
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,401 that he was here the whole time.
00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,029 Ta-dee!
00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:29,947 [all cheer and clap]
00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,114 - Woo! - Ya!
00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,866 He didn't even get ta-da right.
00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,742 Hear ye, hear ye.
00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,870 I called you today as I haveth a giant annoucement-eth.
00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,498 As we know, my predecessor Colin Sarner,
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:42,459 may he rest in power, was a total dipshit.
00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,378 He ran Davenport Rakes into the ground.
00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,797 We've got, like, 50,000 rakes just sittin' in the warehouse
00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:47,923 sucking their own tits.
00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,217 - [both gasp] - If we don't sell them, this company's fooked.
00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,344 - ♪ interstitial piano music ♪ - Come on, Pim!
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,554 No breaking the fourth wall.
00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,973 We can't afford to pay Krasinski the spoof royalties.
00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,642 But I have a plan to save us all.
00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,895 We are gonna get the Wooden City contract!
00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,730 - Alright. - So exciting.
00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,776 The Wooden City is the most raked city in the world.
00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,736 Everybody who lives there is all trees and shit.
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,197 All I have to do is charm their comptroller,
00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,242 the man who makes all the big decisions, and fuckin' boom,
00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,787 Davenport Rakes becomes the city's exclusive rake provider.
00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,206 - Ooh. - Now look, this is a work trip, people.
00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,917 I'll need a trusted team to come with, <i>mi familia.</i>
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,962 Pim, Jam, Janice, and Korvo.
00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:27,880 Obviously.
00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,214 - Can you get us Chinese food? - What?
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,340 I'm not getting lunch.
00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,050 Yeah, that's probably a good call.
00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,636 You only ordered wonton soup last time.
00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,054 Doug, can you get us some Chinese food?
00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,098 - Yes! - I call a vote to remove Doug.
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:38,849 All in favor?
00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,143 You can't remove Doug, bro, he's getting us lunch.
00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,436 Doug, Doug.
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:47,024 ALL: Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug.
00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,319 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia,</i>
00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,487 <i>until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,532 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa,</i>
00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,284 <i>and escaped into the... space,</i>
00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,162 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,413 <i>We crashed on Earth,</i>
00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,707 <i>stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,334 <i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,502 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,212 <i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>
00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,546 <i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,590 <i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>
00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,633 <i>It's a horrible home.</i>
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,301 <i>People are stupid and confusing.</i>
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,928 <i>It's disgusting how they treat bananas.</i>
00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,013 <i>They just strip their peels and throw them away.</i>
00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,057 <i>That's the banana's house, you assholes!</i>
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,185 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,481 Ugh!
00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,024 Being grounded sucks.
00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,317 We don't deserve this.
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,403 Well, we ruined the school dance by smashing someone with logs
00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,282 and then put tiny penises all over one of the Staci's bodies.
00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,701 Yeah, but I'm bored, which is way worse.
00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,953 Oh, I know what we can do!
00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,622 Let's listen to the latest Daft Trunk album again!
00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,250 - Aah! <i>- ♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire ♪</i>
00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,417 I hate Daft Trunk.
00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,045 They're just the Wooden City knock-off of The Chemical Brothers.
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,630 Just take me to the Wooden City, Terry.
00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,714 Take me, take me.
00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,758 Korvo, this is a high-level professional business trip.
00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,717 Essential personnel only.
00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,010 You're taking fucking Janice.
00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,554 She gets three ear infections a year
00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,264 from holding her nose when she sneezes.
00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,683 She scored very high on her peer reviews,
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,310 and she said her only weakness is Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.
00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,311 That's so likable.
00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,771 Ooh, Wooden City! Can I go?
00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,108 Daft Trunk is doing a super-secret album-release party this week.
00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,402 Oh, cool, so you can meet up with their other fan?
00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,945 Obviously not, you're grounded.
00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,406 But they're my favorite band of all time.
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,449 They're my Harry Styles.
00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,909 Sorry, Jesse, we have to stay normal,
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,828 so the Pupa doesn't turn into steam again.
00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,496 That's why Terry and I have to keep these jobs
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,164 and you have to be punished.
00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,625 Don't make me say pwease.
00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,627 Pwease!
00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,337 J-friend, you're naturally turning to me
00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,547 because I have giant boss energy.
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,423 I get it.
00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,967 But I'm an adult, and my word is my bond. You're grounded.
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,553 ♪ cheery music playing ♪ Oh, that's my <i>Fraggle Rock</i> -themed Hummer limo.
00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,306 I made the driver dress up like a Doozer. Bye!
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:42,890 [door thuds]
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,225 Shitty-shit-shit, Excel.
00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,518 Damn your shitty VLOOKUPs
00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,478 and rudimentary rectangular cells.
00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,813 Hey, big Korvy.
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,856 You like Mars bars, dude?
00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,400 Our proximity does not make us friends, leave me alone.
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,193 How about Milky Way?
00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,777 Of course, I like Milky Way bars.
00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,363 They happen to taste exactly like the background radiation
00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,740 from the actual Milky Way.
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,365 Ha!
00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,452 Outside the US, the Milky Way recipe is a Mars bar.
00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,662 Jesus Christ, Doug, enough with the candy trivia.
00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,749 Every fucking conversation, you contort back to candy.
00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,334 If I hear another goddamn candy fact,
00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,293 I'm gonna hurt you.
00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,212 Alright, yeah, got it, huh.
00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,297 [keyboard keys clicking]
00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,381 You know the nougat is--
00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,633 [gun booms]
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,261 [phone rings]
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,513 Yo, put Doug on.
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,389 The man who was once Doug is now a stapler.
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,975 Korvs, you can't turn my employees into office supplies.
00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,352 How was I supposed to know that?
00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,521 I've never done it before. This was my first one.
00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,315 I needed Doug for a specific Doug-task only Doug can do.
00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,191 He's the Doug dog.
00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,859 What? I love specificity.
00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,736 Ehh, I doubt it, but fine.
00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,820 Go to my house and get the Pupa.
00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,864 Why the hell did you think I couldn't do that?
00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,407 It's my house and my Pupa.
00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,992 Eh, it just felt like a Doug gig.
00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,578 The Pupa's a very important part of my presentation
00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,412 to the comptroller.
00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,289 I need him A-S-A-Piss.
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,083 Is that what you think the P stands for?
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,167 Hello?
00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,585 [scoreboard beeps] PUPA: Swish!
00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,505 Nice shot, nothing but net.
00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,090 Would you stop playing Pupa-shot?
00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,925 He's not an arcade game, for fuck's sake.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:00,801 Why aren't you at work?
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,636 I have to bring the Pupa to the Wooden City.
00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,471 Terry's already screwing up his presentation
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,222 for the comptroller.
00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,308 Ooh, comptroller is the second-fanciest political job
00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,227 right after procurement clerk.
00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,437 Get your balls out of the Pupa while I change.
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,566 This is our chance to sneak out to the Wooden City
00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,109 and see Daft Trunk.
00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,652 Nah-uh, we gotta be normal.
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,238 What's more normal than sneaking out while you're grounded?
00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,283 Plus, there will be a lot of Wooden City street food.
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,119 Ooh, Shrub-Ka-Bobs! Okay, I'm sold.
00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,454 Now we just gotta figure out a way to sneak out of here,
00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,956 so Korvo doesn't see us.
00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,457 [scoreboard buzzes] PUPA: Three-pointer!
00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:36,795 ♪ upbeat music ♪
00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,713 [Jesse and Yumyulack giggle]
00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,132 - JESSE: Shut up! - YUMYULACK: You shut up!
00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:47,097 ♪
00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,600 [pedestrian thuds] CROWD: Oh!
00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,976 Don't exercise in the daytime!
00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,477 - Fuck you! - Fuck me?
00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,313 Fuck you, you stupid wooden piece of shit.
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,647 [Pupa barfs]
00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,107 Thanks, Pupes.
00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,568 Why am I even paying for Hulu insurance
00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,737 if it doesn't cover me for zoning out behind the wheel?
00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,864 I'm switching to Disney+ insurance.
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,575 What do you mean it's the same company? How does that make any sense?
00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,994 Put me on with Ramy. I demand to talk to Ramy.
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,329 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,622 Alright, listen up.
00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,625 This is how we get into Daft Trunk's VIP album-release party.
00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,293 Two tacos el pa-STONE,
00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,420 and do you have any fa-LEAF-el pockets?
00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,297 The only way to get into the concert tonight,
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,882 is with a Golden Beet.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,676 Daft Trunk hid them around the city and put clues in their music.
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,595 It's like a scavenger hunt.
00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,431 <i>♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire ♪</i>
00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,225 - <i>♪ It's so lit ♪</i> - This isn't music.
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,142 Fire, burn.
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,478 They're singing about the Great Fire Memorial site.
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,854 The fire we started back in the day?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,232 Why, it was good, but I don't know if I'd call it great.
00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,151 Wait, I want some barbecue-pulled bark.
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,196 [knocking on door]
00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,864 - [door clicks] - Thanks, Doug.
00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,282 You know I'm not Doug.
00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,159 Mm. Mm. Hmm! [keys jingling]
00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,663 [gun booms] ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:53,872 This is how you're prepping
00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,666 for the biggest presentation of your career?
00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,209 With a vanity ice luge?
00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,002 Pff, this doesn't even look like you.
00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,088 Your luge trough isn't anywhere near this narrow.
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,756 Alright, here we go.
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,049 Why did you even need the Pupa?
00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,926 I don't like him exposed to all this stupidity.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,678 Next thing you know, he'll be rooting for the Astros
00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,929 and chugging Five Loko.
00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,556 His faccia unlocks my briefcase.
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,140 [faccia beeps]
00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,058 - [briefcase clicks] - What the hell?
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,601 Woodchuck E. Trees tokens?
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,979 I'm gonna take the comptroller to Woodchuck E. Trees
00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,022 and show him a good time so that we can close this deal.
00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,566 That's a casino for children!
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,984 Comptroller is a professional.
00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,319 He needs to be wined and dined with adult business-y things,
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,281 like 50-year-old bottles of Scotch and discussions about the economy.
00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,491 We're gonna play Skee-Ball and talk about my new invention,
00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,576 the Earth Rake.
00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:31,702 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:32,703 All rakes rake the Earth.
00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,121 You're going to tank the company.
00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,373 Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and pull rake rank on you
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,791 and send you back to the office.
00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,501 Your energy's really bringing my shit down.
00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,045 I just drove three hours so you could open a briefcase.
00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,047 Your boss hath spoken!
00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,217 ♪
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,178 TOUR GUIDE: We take a moment of silence
00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,680 to honor those that we lost in the Great Fire.
00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,017 If you listen closely, you can hear the dead speaking to us,
00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,395 perhaps giving us hope for what awaits on the other side.
00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,897 JESSE: There's nothing fucking here. [all gasp]
00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,939 [water splashes]
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,358 Ugh, I hate touching people's failed wet wishes.
00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,109 [water sloshes]
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,528 We have to be missing something.
00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,656 Burn burn burn, behind the Alba Rock. [gasps]
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,159 We need to find a Jessica Alba-shaped rock.
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:12,951 Look!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,578 JESSE: Yay!
00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,916 Shit, I know there aren't two aliens in my town right now.
00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,917 Nah-uh, son.
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,251 Oh, sorry, bullies, we're just--
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,878 Go back where you came from.
00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,506 Wood City for wood citizens. Build the wall!
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,591 JESSE: Focus your message already.
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,175 [kids giggling]
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,552 JESSE: [gasps] No, they took the Beet!
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,180 Hey, do you think if we smashed their heads together,
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,014 they'd look better?
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,641 Hey, stumps! Leave them alone.
00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,268 Don't make me show you my Timothée Chalamet moves.
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,311 Whatever, Pinecone.
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,396 Just doing our civic duty. [bullies spit]
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,441 You two should not be wandering around the city alone.
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,193 We were just looking for Hot Beets.
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,071 [gasps] For the Daft Trunk VIP release party?
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,697 Me too, I'm obsessed.
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,782 - Trunk buddies. - Gross.
00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:52,991 According to their Stick Tok,
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,868 there are only a few Beets left.
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,204 Maybe we team up and find them together?
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,456 I know this city like the back of my cone,
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,333 and I have a motorcycle.
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,378 Wow, a way to get somewhere that's less safe than a car?
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,170 Shotgun!
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,338 [engine sputtering] [Yumyulack groans]
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,756 [engine revving]
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,883 I need you to chill here
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 and be the most entertained you've ever been.
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,595 I know you love the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World,
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,390 so here's a pop-it shaped like the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus.
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,683 Ooh!
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,976 Hey, Janice, you big dummy.
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,686 Do a shot from my floppy slot.
00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,813 Class of 2023 forever!
00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:23,689 [liquid sloshing]
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,691 What the fuck are you doing back?
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,861 Terry, you keep bossing me around, and it's extremely sexy.
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,779 I wanna do fun, kinky hotel stuff with you
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,865 and destroy a bed we'll never have to see again.
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,784 Uh, uh, phew, we need the room.
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,704 Janice, clear my schedule for the next 15, no, 16 minutes.
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,330 Actually, wait, 15, 15 was right.
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,623 [Terry claps]
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,376 ♪ gentle music ♪
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,627 [both moaning]
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,255 So, you like it when I'm the boss, huh?
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,923 It makes me want to lick your spacious teeth
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,508 and tie these delicate wrists down.
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,384 [handcuffs clicking] TERRY: Oh!
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,679 Oh, shit, that's so tight on my fragile wrists.
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,222 Oh, hey, where are you going?
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,891 Oh, fuck, are you <i>Gerald's Gaming</i> me?
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,184 You're the one who taught me to use
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,227 mid-tier Stephen King plots to get my way.
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,771 But why? You said I was the sexy boss.
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,899 I can't let you tank the Wooden City contract.
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,400 The stakes are way too high.
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,069 Korvo, don't <i>Gerald's Game</i> me, wait!
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,947 I fell asleep in that movie, and I don't know how it ends.
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,286 Nothing like swingin' the old golf ball
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,246 after a week of comptrolling, am I right?
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,372 [golf ball whooshes]
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,957 What happened to that Terry fellow?
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,084 He was gonna show me an Earth Rake.
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,836 Look, I can tell you're disappointed,
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,796 or maybe you just have a resting birch face,
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,299 but I'm prepared to play the most boring round of golf,
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,551 just to show you how serious Davenport Rakes is
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,802 about getting your business.
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,887 Wanna make this interesting?
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,806 I'll bet you a thousand bucks you can't make your shot behind that tree.
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,935 I have a name. It's Chris Pine.
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:46,730 Uh, sure, if you need me to impress you, I-I-I can sink that.
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,110 ♪ suspenseful music ♪ [thoughts buzzing]
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,364 [golf ball thuds]
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,658 - [golf ball rattles] - Holy Shiv Roy.
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,117 Okay, double or nothing.
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,577 [water splashes]
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,329 ♪ upbeat music ♪ [golf ball rattles]
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,414 Ugh, triple or nothing.
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,376 Quadruple or nothing.
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:08,710 [golf ball whooshes]
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,128 Duo-nipple or nothing.
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,965 [golf ball rattling]
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,092 We had a similar game on the home world, except if you lost,
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,094 your eyeballs were used on the driving ranges.
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,887 I used to have a third eye in my armpit.
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:19,805 [golf ball whooshes]
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,515 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,099 [telephone thuds]
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:22,891 RECEPTIONIST: <i>Front desk.</i>
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476 Help, I've been <i>Gerald's Gamed.</i>
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,894 RECEPTIONIST: <i>If we sent help to everyone</i>
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,104 <i>who was being</i> Gerald's Gamed,
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,856 <i>we'd have no time to sniff your boxers.</i>
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,067 I'm a major Rake Executive at a Fortune five billion company.
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,860 [door thuds]
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,778 [pants] Sorry the elevator is out,
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:35,946 so I had to take the stairs,
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,489 and I forgot to take my heart meds.
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,156 [heavy breathing]
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,742 But luckily, I was able eat this Philly Treesteak
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,577 on the way up.
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,661 [treesteak crunches] Mm-mmm.
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,079 Not loving this pattern.
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,831 Let me just-- [groans]
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,582 [employee thuds]
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,792 Okay, now this is exactly like the poster
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,751 from <i>Gerald's Game.</i>
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,544 No!
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,964 I don't understand why the Beet wasn't in there.
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,924 The lyrics were, "Bigger, faster, stronger.
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,010 Bigger, faster, Apple store stronger."
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,219 Oh, shit!
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,473 Hey, yo, stop that.
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,018 I just built that apple tower, come on!
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:06,768 Hang on.
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,521 The apple store lyrics are from the song <i>Take A Bite.</i>
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,856 What if--
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:11,857 [apple crunches]
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,359 - Mm-hmm. - Good idea, the girl.
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,153 Nut up and take a bite, bitch.
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,699 - [apple crunches] - Gonna have to pay for that.
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,325 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,119 The Beet!
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,830 And there's a map to the venue on the back.
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,791 Wow, great work kid. Come on, let's jump on the old chopper.
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,001 I know a shortcut.
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,337 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,631 Now, drop that Beet.
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,257 Pinecone, what are you doing?
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,510 This VIP pass can admit all of us.
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,969 I don't give a shit about that.
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429 I fucking hate Daft Trunk.
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,681 I'm not even a lovable pinecone.
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,766 [Pinecone grunts]
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,101 - You're a rotten peach. - Ew!
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,478 You're damn right, I am.
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,771 Now gimme that Beet.
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,813 But why?
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,941 I needed gas money for my trip to Atlanta,
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,235 because this thing only gets five mpg on the highway
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,445 because of the sidecar, which I only have
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,614 because my girlfriend is going to sit in it
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,615 when I pick her up.
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,076 I gotta see my girlfriend A-S-A-Piss,
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,911 because she's stuck with a couple of male roommates
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,496 who give her massages all the time.
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,456 Aww, she must be so stressed out.
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,292 Oh, buddy, I don't think she's your girlfriend anymore.
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,335 Shut the fuck up!
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,920 That's what everyone always says.
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,839 No one ever accepted me in this shitty town
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,550 because peaches aren't native to the woods.
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,678 I was a lonely peach, left as trash from a tiki drink,
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,055 <i>when this entire city was created.</i>
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,098 <i>I never really fit in.</i>
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,559 My whole life has been proving my worth to everyone.
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,020 So I'm gettin' outta here and meeting up with my girlfriend
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,106 in Atlanta, Georgia.
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,065 And when I show up,
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,651 it's gonna be a big surprise to my girlfriend,
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,195 because she's not returning my calls right now.
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155 I'm sure her phone is probably broken.
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,283 One of her muscular, platonic friends
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,701 probably stepped on it.
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,870 Gimme that shit and don't you dare follow me.
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,788 [bike sputtering] You're pussies.
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,331 - [bike revving] - Can you believe that?
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,418 No, those guys are definitely nailing his girlfriend.
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,420 I-I need you to send someone else.
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,255 You keep sending a bunch of silly gooses
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,590 who all end up dying on me
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,717 by tripping and heart-attacking and peanut-allerging.
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,093 [floor creaks] [Terry screams]
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,055 You're being <i>Gerald's Gamed</i> too?
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,932 Ah, we're Bachman buddies.
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,683 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,644 Oh God, I gotta win my money back.
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,896 Let's bet on something else.
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,689 How about we shift gears, forget about the fact
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,692 that you owe me $250K, and talk about Davenport Rakes?
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,029 I can't focus on a fucking landscaping presentation
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,488 until I win my money back.
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,033 Ooh, the spicy owl wing challenge.
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,659 If I beat it, I don't owe you shit,
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,287 but if I lose, I'll listen to your presentation.
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:33,040 Sir, those are extremely spicy and you might die,
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,083 but I'd be an idiot not to take that bet. You're on.
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:35,876 [owl wing whooshes]
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,087 [heaves, groans]
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,381 [gulps]
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,049 [coughs]
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,134 [tapping on window]
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,345 You took advantage of my obsession
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,180 with fucking in a fun vacation setting.
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,264 [Terry screams] [bedpost smashes]
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,309 This is something I should have done a long time ago.
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,310 [rake clanks]
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,145 Or at the very least, like, a few hours ago,
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,647 and we would've avoided all of this.
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,277 KORVO AND TERRY: Rake fight!
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,697 [rakes clanging] [Korvo and Terry grunting]
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,410 [both panting, grunting]
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,876 [rakes clank]
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,045 [bystander screams] [Terry thuds]
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,673 This is exactly why you could never be a real boss.
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,092 Real leadership takes embracing boring, grown-up stuff.
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,969 It's more than just parties with ice sculptures,
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,512 and coming up with dumb inventions.
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,430 [gasps] That's it, my Earth Rake.
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,515 [satellite beeps]
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,307 [door whirring]
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,351 [rake booms]
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,519 [rake whooshes]
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,065 Oh, fuck!
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,821 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,282 ♪
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,116 [women scream]
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,494 Ooh, very clean, they did a nice job.
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,705 [ground rumbling]
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,957 [Korvo screams]
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,419 Why does a town even need this much honey?
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,629 Shit damn, this is delicious!
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,966 Aw, I've loved Daft Trunk since I discovered them on <i>SNL.</i>
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,051 And now I'll probably never meet them.
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,637 Why don't we just break in to the party <i>Ocean's 8</i> style,
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,306 the only <i>Ocean</i> movie I recognize?
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,765 We don't know where it is.
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,143 The map was on the back of the Beet.
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,437 That rotten peach took my stuff.
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,731 We'll never find another clue.
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,358 We'd have to know all their amazing lyrics by heart.
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,943 Wait a minute.
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,654 I know all the lyrics to every Daft Trunk song ever made,
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,242 because I, Yumyulack Opposites, am a huge Daft Trunk fan.
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,036 But why did you pretend to hate
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,704 the raddest band of all time?
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,290 I have an anarchist reputation to protect, yo.
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,667 Anyway, there are some lyrics that I've been thinking about
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,627 that might help us.
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,130 <i>♪ Party in the sky, party like you're dying of pink eye ♪</i>
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,174 I don't even remember that song.
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,426 I paid $10,000 for a bonus track they made
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,802 for a friend who died of pink eye.
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:51,512 Bless up.
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,889 Wow, Yum, you are a real fan.
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,891 "Party in the sk--"
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,267 There!
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,771 [people screaming]
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:01,772 This is all your fault.
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,524 Oh, I unleashed a space rake
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,109 that hit a giant beehive tower that flooded us in honey?
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,153 None of this would've happened if you just believed in me.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739 You were gonna take the comptroller to Woodchuck E. Trees.
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865 I did my research.
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,909 That comptroller is a degenerate gambler.
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:17,454 Woodchuck E Trees is basically just a very winnable casino.
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,289 Oh, my God, you're right.
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,041 All day, he was just trying to win.
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,002 Terry, I'm sorry. I should've believed in you.
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,754 From now on, I see you as a leader.
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,882 And we're equal leaders, you at work, and me at home.
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,050 [honey bubbling]
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,718 Oh God, w-w-we're sinking.
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,012 We only have time for one call before we're totally dipped.
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722 - Give it to me. - No fucking way.
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,224 Believe in me as a leader.
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,435 [keypad beeping]
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,521 MAN: <i>Hello, Leaf Malnati's Pizza.</i>
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,731 Goddamn it, Terry, why would you order a pizza?
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,567 MAN: <i>Hello, I got a lot of customers, man. Hello?</i>
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,860 Can I get a large pepperoni...
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,819 [gasps]
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,611 [splashes]
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,029 with garlic, green peppers...
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,407 artichoke hearts and
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,410 [splashes] fresh tomatoes, please?
00:17:56,994 --> 00:18:00,956 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,836 - [Terry coughs] - Got your pie, man.
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:06,962 Tracked your phone to your location.
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,422 That'll be 27 bucks.
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,299 [Terry and Korvo coughing]
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,134 Uh, it tastes so good though.
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,343 How did you know that would work?
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,971 If they don't complete a delivery, it comes out of their paycheck.
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,182 They get placed faster than emergency services.
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,683 I'm, I'm impressed, Terry.
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,851 [clears throat]
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,103 Yeah, I don't have any cash on me.
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,813 Korvo, can you pay the man? [Korvo sighs]
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,399 Did you really need to order the most expensive toppings
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,525 for a rescue pizza?
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,360 Boo, once you have pizza with artichokes,
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,571 you will never fuck with choke-less again.
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,283 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,993 ♪
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,369 Wowie!
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,581 We're gonna have to sneak in through that "Winnie The Pooh" hole.
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,374 I'll climb on your shoulders to get in there,
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,210 then I'll open the side door and you can come in.
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,378 Wait, why don't I climb on your shoulders?
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,340 Because you're stronger than me from carrying all the character work.
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,382 I'm just a cipher.
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,009 Yeah, your stories are pretty thin.
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,094 Alright, get your two-dimensional ass up there.
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,430 [Yumyulack screams]
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,473 [groans]
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,435 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, I'm a huge fan.
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,979 I bought every one of your albums. Can you sign something for me?
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,148 My bounty belt? No, my face!
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,276 Oh, the bullies from earlier?
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,945 Look, it's that alien trash.
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,864 I thought we blocked your sorry ass so you couldn't find any Beets.
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,115 Yet here you are,
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,826 crawling around like a wormy bitch where you're not wanted.
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,495 This is just like your second album,
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,914 <i>Never Meet Your Heroes, Because They Turn Out to be Bullies.</i>
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,834 I think he wants an autograph on his face.
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,879 [punches and kicks thudding] [Yumyulack screaming]
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,799 Yay, let's go!
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,634 Whoa, what happened?
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,302 Jesse, there's something you should know.
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,762 I met Daft Trunk.
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:39,847 Shut your face, shut it.
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,015 Oh, my God, open your face and tell me what they were like.
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:42,975 They were...
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,185 ♪ pensive music ♪
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,438 amazing, like, better than you could imagine.
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,565 I frigging knew it.
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,400 Oh gosh, I gotta get in there. How do I look?
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,734 You just missed them.
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,027 I saw them on their way out.
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,113 They think they're doing the <i>Smartless</i> podcast in the morning,
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,781 so, party's over.
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,199 Oh, geez.
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,034 But I did get you one of their helmets.
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,786 Ah, no way. Get outta here!
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,746 Being grounded with you is the best thing
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,373 that's ever happened to me.
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,624 [Yumyulack sighs]
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,126 - [all cheering] - Seven wings.
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,420 I did it, I ate all seven.
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,796 Korvo... [groans]
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,089 I'm so happy right now,
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,883 I'll say yes to anything you have to pitch.
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,467 I would love to close this deal,
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,094 but this win belongs to Terry.
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,055 He's the real boss of our company and deserves all of the credit.
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,056 Thank you, Korvo.
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,601 - Mr. Comptroller, I quit. - What?
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,311 I can just be an equal boss at home. [comptroller groaning]
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,188 Zero commute time and no Doug. [comptroller thuds]
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,564 But home is my castle.
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,442 Plus, you gotta keep this job or the Pupa will turn into steam again.
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,029 As the Pupa specialist, let me say, he's fucking fine.
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,406 We just had a whole sci-fi rake fight in a Wooden City,
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,533 and the Pupa hasn't done anything crazy.
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,202 Wait, where is he?
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,953 - Ah! - Ah, he's dead!
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,039 Shit, we left him in the car with the windows up.
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,207 Holy shit! [Pupa gasps]
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,083 Oh, thank God, he was just sleeping.
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,169 Forgot how he looks super ugly when he sleeps.
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,212 Fuck, that was scary.
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,838 Terry, that was our wake-up call.
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,549 We will never leave the Pupa in the car alone again.
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,052 Oh, they have a Displaced Aboriginal Steakhouse!
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,512 Let's get some Uluru Poppers.
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,848 ♪ gentle music ♪
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,519 Damn it, Terry, I've nearly detangled the entire wiring of the ship myself,
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,728 and you haven't done a damn thing.
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,855 And we wouldn't even be in this situation if you had combed
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,857 leave-in conditioner through the wires like I asked.
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,734 As an equal leader, I get an equal vote
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,152 in whether or not I work on the ship.
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,155 And my vote went to watching videos of this hamster try to eat a watermelon.
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,406 Terry, you lazy motherf-- ♪ bass heavy music ♪
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,116 What is that horrible sound?
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410 Where did she even get that stupid helmet?
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,498 I'm gonna rip you apart, alien scumnut.
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,625 Aw, Daft shrunk.
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,335 [bullies groan]
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,963 [rattling]
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,297 [bullies scream]
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:39,842 The fuck?
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,678 ♪ ominous music ♪
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557 ♪
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,019 Greetings, newcomer, and congratulations.
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,313 Congratulations for what? This sucks.
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,233 For being chosen by Jesse, of course.
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:57,609 Ha, fuck that little freak.
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,153 Do you not pledge your heart and soul to Jesse,
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,405 our one and only savior?
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,865 She and her stupid brother are the ones
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,533 who put us in here. We hate them.
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,743 Nobody speaks of Jesse that way.
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,746 Get your hands fucking off my guy!
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,707 [sword swooshes]
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:19,423 GUARD: There is no room for heathens in bowed heaven.
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,258 No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,927 Please, no!
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,095 [sword swooshes] [sap splatters]
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:31,727 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,813 ♪
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,060 [mimicking laser fire]

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