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Кассеты с записью произношения
The Pronunciation Cassette Tapes
Сезон: 04Серия: 04
Описание
Джесси принимает участие в конкурсе на правильное произношение. Остальные пришельцы заводят домашнее животное в виде динозавра. Глен, которого космические копы бросили на одной из планет, сражается с летающей акулой.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 HULU PRESENTA
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 UN ORIGINAL DE HULU
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,636 Esa fue otra comida genial
- 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,971 en el mejor restaurante inspirado en un erizo
- 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,306 de este planeta hijo de perra.
- 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:14,848 Sonic.
- 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,808 Ni siquiera yo, el más cascarrabias del grupo,
- 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,228 puedo resistirme al pan tostado de queso Texas a la plancha grande
- 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:19,937 y a una limonada.
- 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,647 No hay nada más sexy que un perrito con chile con carne
- 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,606 entregado en patines.
- 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,149 Y ni siquiera nos pagan por decir esto.
- 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,359 Sonic es lo mejor de lo mejor.
- 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:25,984 [perro ladra]
- 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,528 ¿Quién es un buen Beneperro?
- 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,446 ¡Kevin! Creía que vivías en un apartamento
- 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,405 junto a la tienda Costco.
- 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,490 Hola, Solares.
- 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,742 Sí, me mudé de Kirkland Signature Village
- 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,536 porque mi esposa y yo volvimos a estar juntos.
- 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,454 Sí, me pareció oír unos suaves corcoveos
- 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,748 y húmedos sorbidos saliendo de la ventana de tu habitación.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,209 Oh, sí, he estado disfrutando de buen sexo hace semanas,
- 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,545 y todo gracias a Beneperro Cumberwoof.
- 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,212 [perro lloriquea]
- 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,798 ¿Esta criatura te ha facilitado el coito?
- 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:48,924 Es un cockadoodle.
- 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,634 Mitad cocker spaniel, mitad caniche,
- 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,636 criado específicamente para salvar matrimonios.
- 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,389 Puede oler cuando estoy a punto de faltarle el respeto a mi mujer.
- 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,807 Funciona porque es una idiota...
- 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,933 [perro gruñe] [grita]
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:58,934 ¡Buen chico!
- 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,228 ¿Sabes que hemos intentado encontrar algo
- 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,646 que nos complete como familia?
- 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,605 Es el tema de la temporada.
- 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,816 Deberíamos comprar una mascota de Costco como Kevin.
- 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,900 ¿El Pupa no es mascota?
- 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,068 Es más un niño que una mascota.
- 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,028 Miren, ¡está viendo las caricaturas del sábado por la mañana
- 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,029 como un bebé!
- 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,531 Pupa nunca me ha lamido la cara,
- 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,616 algo que todas las buenas mascotas hacen a sus dueños.
- 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,368 Si tenemos una mascota, tiene que lamerme la cara.
- 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,911 Bueno, no podemos tener un perro. Son narcos.
- 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,037 Trabajan para la policía.
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,331 Entonces conseguiremos el Bane del Batman del perro.
- 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:21,957 Un gato.
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,375 ¿Estás seguro de que es una buena idea?
- 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,585 ¿Qué pasa con todo el asunto de Alf?
- 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,878 ¿Los alienígenas no comen gatos?
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,045 Eso es un estereotipo ofensivo
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,589 perpetuado por los liberales de Hollywood.
- 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,591 Los Solar Opposites nunca se comerían un gato.
- 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,259 Entonces vamos a comprar un gato ya.
- 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,928 Será un miembro purrrmanente de la familia.
- 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:36,847 [eructa]
- 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,932 ¡Maldita sea! ¡Somos como Alf!
- 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,352 KORVO: <i>El planeta Shlorp era una utopía perfecta</i>
- 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,396 <i>hasta que se estrelló el asteroide.</i>
- 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,482 <i>Cien adultos y sus réplicas recibieron un Pupa</i>
- 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,610 <i>y escaparon al... espacio</i>
- 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,070 <i>en busca de nuevos hogares en mundos deshabitados.</i>
- 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,363 <i>Nos estrellamos en la Tierra,</i>
- 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,616 <i>y quedamos varados en un mundo ya sobrepoblado.</i>
- 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,242 <i>Así es, yo he estado hablando todo este tiempo.</i>
- 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,493 <i>Soy el que sostiene el Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,162 <i>Me llamo Korvo. Este es mi programa.</i>
- 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,455 <i>¡Joder! Se me acaba de caer el Pupa.</i>
- 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,540 <i>Ah. Esto es ridículo. Odio la Tierra.</i>
- 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,625 <i>Es un hogar horrible.</i>
- 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,210 <i>La gente es estúpida y confusa.</i>
- 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,711 <i>¿Por qué se deshidratan tan fácilmente?</i>
- 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:08,879 <i>Ah, ¿estás de mal humor</i>
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,380 <i>porque no bebiste suficiente agua?</i>
- 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,341 <i>Solo duerme en un tazón de agua, llorón.</i>
- 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,469 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:18,972 Maldición.
- 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,642 No puedo creer que nos comimos 22 gatos y un jerbo.
- 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,227 Sí. Te venden muy bien los jerbos.
- 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,521 Debemos pensar en mascotas que no nos tiente comernos.
- 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,065 Así que, obviamente, nada con pelo ni órganos de gato.
- 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,317 Necesitamos algo que no sea tan lindo como para comérnoslo,
- 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,611 pero que siga siendo lindo y nos lama la cara.
- 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,738 Que me laman la cara es una prioridad para mí.
- 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,697 HOMBRE: [en TV] <i>Dabba yabba yabba.</i>
- 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:37,574 [se queja]
- 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,325 [ríe]
- 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,453 Dabba yabba yabba, ciertamente.
- 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,997 ¡CERTAMEN DE PRONUNCIACIÓN HOY! (ES UN CERTAMEN DE ORTOGRAFÍA, PERO AL REVÉS)
- 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,836 Jaxon, tu palabra para pronunciar es A-L-U-M-I-N-I-O.
- 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,420 ¿Puede usarla en una oración?
- 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,798 ¡No! Porque entonces la estaría pronunciando yo.
- 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,424 Buen intento, imbécil.
- 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,511 ¿Aluminork?
- 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,054 [zumbido]
- 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,264 Jaxon, idiota.
- 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,390 Estuvo muy mal.
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,351 Jesse, hazlo bien e irás a las regionales.
- 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,895 Tu palabra es... S-A-N...
- 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:07,813 ¡Sandía!
- 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,356 ¡No hay puntos por adivinar antes de tiempo!
- 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,107 Pero es correcto.
- 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,275 [aplausos]
- 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,150 [Jaxon llora]
- 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,777 Quiero a mi mamá.
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,239 Escuchen, Opposites.
- 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,367 Las regionales serán su competición más difícil.
- 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,452 Se enfrentarán a los ganadores de Filadelfia.
- 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,413 La gente de Filadelfia tiene fama de tener
- 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,248 la mejor pronunciación del país.
- 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:26,999 Toma esto.
- 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,125 ¡Uuh!
- 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,210 Espere. ¿Son cintas de casete?
- 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,421 Creo que las vi una vez en un museo.
- 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,922 ¿No suenan fatal?
- 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,257 Concéntrate en la competición.
- 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,175 Lo harás bien,
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,676 siempre que tu familia te apoye.
- 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,094 Y para tu información,
- 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,388 la música suena mejor con el siseo de una banda magnética.
- 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,724 Nunca superaremos el sonido de una cinta.
- 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,267 AISHA: <i>¿Qué quieres que haga?</i>
- 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,602 ¡Que nos hagas un dino-saurio!
- 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:47,769 [con acento italiano] <i>Queremos un da dino.</i>
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,856 [con acento italiano] <i>Un da dino con salsa picante.</i>
- 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,400 KORVO/TERRY/YUMYULACK: <i>Un da dino, un da dino, un da dino.</i>
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,196 <i>Un da dino, un da dino, un da dino.</i>
- 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,113 AISHA: <i>¡Cierren la boca!</i>
- 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,241 <i>¿Por qué hablan con ese acento tan raro de los Hermanos Mario?</i>
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,326 Porque es divertido.
- 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,869 Dios no quiera que los Solar Opposites
- 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,579 se diviertan un pepperoni por una vez.
- 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,456 AISHA: <i>Miren, no puedo hacer una criatura viva.</i>
- 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,208 ¿Y si usas el Inyector Cuántico?
- 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,334 Ahora estás inventando palabras.
- 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,919 La cosa que usamos para crear a Funbucket.
- 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:12,920 Sí, esa mierda es relevante.
- 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,546 AISHA: <i>Ah, me había olvidado de eso.</i>
- 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,089 <i>¿Qué tipo de dino-saurio quieren?</i>
- 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,175 Una pizca de Hanna y una pizca de Barbera.
- 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,635 Tiene que lamerme la cara sin excepción.
- 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,178 Y debe ser inteligente y entender nuestros chistes.
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,179 Y reírse cuando nos reímos.
- 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,097 Y debe saber dónde está la cámara en todo momento
- 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,766 y hacerle guiños de vez en cuando.
- 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,393 AISHA: <i>Atrás y déjenme hacer mis cosas, tontos.</i>
- 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,938 [pitidos de computadora]
- 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,233 [máquina retumbando]
- 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,275 [vapor silbando]
- 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,114 KORVO/YUMYULACK/TERRY: <i>¡Sí, dino!</i>
- 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,825 <i>Dino, dino, dino.</i>
- 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,664 ¿Qué pan con queso está pasando aquí?
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,498 ¿Y qué es eso?
- 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,999 Es nuestro nuevo dino.
- 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,126 ¿Tienen una mascota sin preguntarme?
- 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,379 Supusimos que te habías caído en una alcantarilla o algo así,
- 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,548 y hacías, no sé, cosas de alcantarillas.
- 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,551 Estaba compitiendo en el Concurso de Pronunciación
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,885 al que dijeron que irían a verme.
- 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,637 ¡Lame la cara de Jesse! ¡Lámela! ¡Lámela ahora!
- 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,471 [Dino chilla]
- 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,807 Ah. No tengo tiempo para esto.
- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,559 Tengo que prepararme para las regionales.
- 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,352 ¿Otra vez? ¿Cuántas regiones hay? ¿Mil?
- 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,896 Más vale que este dino no interrumpa mis estudios.
- 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,732 Seguro el dino se comportará de una forma totalmente distinta
- 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,776 a la única que lo hemos visto hasta ahora.
- 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,070 [ríe]
- 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,780 ¿Viste esa mierda? Buen chico.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,075 Diente de león.
- 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,743 Chaperón.
- 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,412 Sable de luz.
- 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,288 Nalga.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:29,788 [chocando]
- 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,832 ♪ música alegre ♪
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,042 ¿Pueden hacer menos ruido?
- 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,044 Estamos haciendo carreras locas de autos con el dino.
- 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,046 ¡Mira, hasta tenemos bigotes malvados!
- 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,298 [neumáticos chirriando]
- 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,549 KORVO: ¡El dino se escapa!
- 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,800 Síganlo hasta el nuevo túnel.
- 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,510 [grita]
- 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:44,428 ¡Ey!
- 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,726 ♪ música alegre continúa ♪
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,643 ¡Ayuda!
- 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,770 ¿Cómo hago lo del pulgar?
- 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,772 ¿Chicos? ¿Chicos? Vengan.
- 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,565 Un poco de ayuda.
- 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,734 KO-SHER AR-DI-LLA IST-MO
- 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,652 Sinceramente la cuerda no me ayuda a estudiar,
- 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,154 pero sí que queda bonita.
- 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,947 [risas]
- 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,158 Oh, vaya. ¿Qué pasa ahora?
- 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,576 Estamos resolviendo un misterio de <i>Scooby Doo.</i>
- 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,494 Ese guardabosques dijo que sabía la hora,
- 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,996 pero ¿por qué iba a decir "hora"
- 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,414 a menos que esté en el reloj
- 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,916 que nunca antes habíamos establecido?
- 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:14,499 ¡Bu!
- 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,293 [Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack, Dino gritan]
- 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,547 Supongo que te estás preguntando
- 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,299 por que me he tomado tantas molestias.
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,759 Solo sal de aquí, maldita sea.
- 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,260 Uno, dos.
- 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,470 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
- 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,429 ♪ música de rock ♪
- 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,348 <i>♪ El Dino y los Opposites ♪</i>
- 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,476 <i>♪ Desde la época prehistórica hasta algo del espacio ♪</i>
- 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,394 <i>♪ Algo algo fuera de este mundo ♪</i>
- 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,146 Bien, bien. Paren. Paren.
- 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,898 Solo roquear desde el corazón no está funcionando.
- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,982 Necesitamos escribir algunas letras.
- 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,275 ¡No! ¡Sigan roqueando!
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,110 ♪ música amortiguada a todo volumen ♪
- 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,029 [grita]
- 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,697 YUMYULACK: Dino. [riendo]
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,157 El ensayo de la banda
- 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,867 arruinó mi sesión de estudio de anoche
- 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,994 y ahora tengo que estudiar de verdad.
- 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,037 ¿Dónde están mis cintas?
- 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,457 KORVO: [cantando] <i>♪ El Dino y los Opposites ♪</i>
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,084 ¿Grabaron encima de mis cintas?
- 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,586 Teníamos que hacer un demo si queríamos conseguir un contrato
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,921 para nuestro grupo Dino-saurio.
- 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,130 Yumyulack vio al bajista
- 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,507 de la clase magistral de Fallout Boy.
- 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:06,301 Estas cintas eran la única manera que tenía de estadiar,
- 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,636 digo estudiar.
- 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,930 Ay, no, ya estoy prolunciando mal...
- 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,014 prolun...
- 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,516 pra... lun...
- 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,809 ¡Maldita sea!
- 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,185 Jesse, necesitas calmarte, sentarte
- 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,437 y comerte uno de estos burritos de desayuno que hizo el dino.
- 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,856 Aunque ahora no hay sillas libres.
- 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,482 El dino está sentado donde sueles estar tú.
- 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,984 Tampoco hay más burritos.
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,319 Solo hizo seis para los seis miembros de la familia.
- 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,279 AMIGUITO: Amiguito.
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,446 ¡Supongo que nos olvidamos de ti!
- 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,447 Reanudemos la risa.
- 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,825 [todos riendo]
- 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,326 Ah, Jesse está enojada.
- 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,578 Dino, dale otra lamida de cara.
- 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,620 JESSE: ¡No!
- 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,080 [todos riendo] [lamiendo ruidosamente]
- 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,169 MUSEO DE HISTORIA ¡TENEMOS MOMIAS!
- 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,004 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,423 Ey, paleontólogos, ¿tienen un minuto?
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,175 Oh, pequeña, debes estar perdida.
- 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,343 La exposición de momias está en la otra sala.
- 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,678 En realidad busco a alguien
- 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,763 que me responda a unas preguntas de dinos.
- 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,347 ¿De verdad?
- 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,933 Los niños no suelen interesarse mucho por los dinosaurios hoy en día.
- 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,102 Están obsesionados con el Antiguo Egipto.
- 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,687 ¿Puedo TikTokear este jeroglífico?
- 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,981 ¿Puedo WhatsAppear este sarcófago?
- 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,065 ¡Me da asco!
- 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,775 Los dinosaurios son geniales.
- 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,235 Dios, cómo me gustan estos huesos.
- 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,321 Ahora se trata solo de tomarse selfies
- 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,530 con el maldito Imhotep.
- 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,573 ¿Qué podemos hacer por ti?
- 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,159 Bueno, en realidad soy de Hollywood.
- 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,660 Estamos trabajando en una historia
- 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,246 y necesitamos saber, ¿cómo podría alguien deshacerse
- 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:19,082 de un molesto dino-saurio sin que nadie lo supiera?
- 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,169 Mmm, siempre puedes hacer que otro dinosaurio se lo coma.
- 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,253 Eso no va a funcionar.
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,255 Bueno, lo único que fue lo bastante fuerte
- 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,758 como para matar a los dinosaurios, aparte de los más grandes,
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,885 fue el asteroide que destruyó su mundo.
- 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:33,889 Eso es ex-ac-ta-men-te lo que pi-do.
- 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:37,434 Demonios, esa chica sabe pronunciar.
- 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,228 REVERSO-INVERSO CONGELAR-ASTEROIDE
- 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,146 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,486 [olfatea]
- 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:51,031 ♪ música intrigante ♪
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,075 [olfatea]
- 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,285 [chilla]
- 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,872 [masticando ruidosamente]
- 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,250 Sayonara, jurásico de porquería.
- 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,045 [jadeando]
- 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,508 ¿Cómo he dejado que las cosas se salgan tanto de control
- 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:13,095 que estoy a punto de asesinar al dino con un asteroide?
- 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,180 Esta no soy yo... Lo siento, pequeño.
- 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,809 La verdad es que me esfuerzo tanto con lo de la pronunciación
- 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,894 para caerle bien a la familia.
- 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,604 Y sentí que tú me reemplazabas,
- 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,190 pero solo eres un simpático cachorro dino.
- 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,275 [suspira]
- 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,527 Disfruta de tus costillas grandes de caricatura.
- 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:30,988 [Jesse se queja]
- 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,700 Mal movimiento, zorra estúpida.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,243 Dino, ¿puedes hablar?
- 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,370 He podido hablar todo este tiempo,
- 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,121 y tenías razón.
- 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,665 Intentaba sustituirte en la familia.
- 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:42,374 Oh, maldita sea.
- 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,458 Cuando AISHA me creó,
- 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,586 la parte Hanna era toda dulzura, simpatía.
- 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,837 Nunca debió mancharla
- 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,922 con la malevolencia de Barbera.
- 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,258 ¿Has estado fingiendo ser amable?
- 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:51,800 [ríe amenazadoramente]
- 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,761 Este plan lleva 65 millones de años fraguándose.
- 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,555 Bienvenida a la Tierra, saco de porquería.
- 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,640 ¡Hora de la espada, hijo de perra!
- 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,850 Terry, ¿qué estás haciendo?
- 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:00,851 ¡Venía a matar al dino
- 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,811 porque creía que me iba a sustituir en la familia!
- 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,563 ¿En serio? ¡Yo también!
- 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,064 ¡Muere, muere, muere!
- 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:06,690 JESSE: ¿Korvo?
- 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,233 ¿Qué estás haciendo tú aquí?
- 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,528 Eh, claro que no preparándome para aplastar al dino
- 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,779 con el martillo de las fiestas porque pensaba
- 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,364 que me iba a sustituir en la familia.
- 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,825 Ey, así me sentía yo también.
- 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,745 Todos estábamos celosos del dino como una familia.
- 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,496 Eso significa que todos nos queremos y...
- 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,539 [puerta se abre y se cierra] ¿Pupa?
- 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,875 ¿Le traes a dino un buen tazón de chili?
- 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,418 ¿Qué demonios, Pupa?
- 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,586 Pequeño traidor.
- 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,213 ¿Quieres dudar un poco de ti mismo, Pupa?
- 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,214 Esperen un segundo.
- 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,050 Está lleno de vidrios rotos.
- 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,177 El Pupa también estaba tratando de matar al dino.
- 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:35,802 YUMYULACK/KORVO/JESSE/TERRY: ¡Hurra!
- 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,637 Todos juntos.
- 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,514 No importa, ratas estúpidas.
- 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,432 Estoy harto de sus estupideces de extraterrestres.
- 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,184 La Tierra pertenece a los terrestres.
- 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,769 Toda tu especie está extinta.
- 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,437 Te hicimos con ciencia alienígena.
- 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,230 Cállate la boca.
- 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,315 Esta vez el asteroide va a ayudar a los dinosaurios
- 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,274 matándolos a ustedes,
- 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,444 así Amiguito y yo podemos quedarnos con la casa.
- 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,488 ¿Tú y Amiguito se han aliado?
- 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,114 Sí, amigo.
- 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,574 ¡Qué malditos!
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,660 Jesse, pronuncia esto:
- 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,412 M-U-E-R-A-N.
- 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,164 - [perro chilla] - Hola, vecinos.
- 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,208 Siento entrar en su patio a mitad de la noche.
- 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,042 Pero me preguntaba...
- 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,837 [asteroide resonando]
- 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:10,587 [chilla]
- 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,630 [explosión] [todos gritan]
- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,006 Buen chico.
- 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:13,841 JESSE: ¡Corran!
- 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,552 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,386 [chirrido de neumáticos]
- 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:24,476 ♪
- 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,145 [risa maniática]
- 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,480 ¿Cómo funciona esa pistola?
- 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,190 ¿De dónde vienen todos estos asteroides?
- 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,776 Estaba seguro de que habíamos muerto después de que ese rayo
- 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,278 convirtiera nuestra estación espacial en cigarrillos,
- 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,738 pero por suerte teníamos lo único que necesitábamos para seguir vivos.
- 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:37,865 Esperanza.
- 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,032 [grita]
- 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,870 ¡No puedo creer que todos odiáramos al dino!
- 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,454 De verdad pensaba que lo amaban.
- 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,456 Supuse que tener una mascota nos uniría,
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,959 ¡cuando lo que necesitábamos era algo que todos odiáramos!
- 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,044 ¿Cuándo se volvieron contra el dino?
- 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,921 Lo supe en cuanto salió de la máquina.
- 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,174 Estaba esperando a que llegara mi espada de West Elm.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,384 [asteroide choca]
- 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,428 [acento italiano] <i>¿Cómo vamos a detener a ese dino?</i>
- 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,512 Sé cómo.
- 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,681 Todos agárrense fuerte.
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,182 KORVO: ¿Qué?
- 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,058 [motor acelerando]
- 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,477 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,401 Salgan, salgan, pequeños extraterrestres.
- 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,904 Mi vista se basa en el movimiento,
- 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,448 y quiero verlos bailar, imbéciles.
- 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,283 [choca, derrumba]
- 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,412 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
- 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,874 ♪
- 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:29,750 [golpe de piedra]
- 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,417 [disparo de arma]
- 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,673 [todos gritan]
- 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,841 Ah, está bien.
- 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,384 Es solo parte de la exhibición.
- 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,636 Bueno, esto no lo es.
- 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:41,845 Están atrapados.
- 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,679 Ven, Jesse.
- 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,515 Amiguito y yo vamos a convertir tu habitación
- 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:45,807 en un salón de fumadores.
- 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,600 No.
- 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,309 ¿Y nuestra habitación?
- 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,061 ¡Esa será nuestra zona de pajas!
- 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,355 Te dije que ese espacio sería una gran zona de pajas.
- 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,606 Eso lo dices de todas las habitaciones.
- 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,525 [chasquido de arma]
- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,402 Parece que te has quedado sin asteroides.
- 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,988 Oh, no hay problema. Solo me los comeré.
- 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,573 Buen intento, pero eres herbívoro.
- 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,950 Vaya, soy muy listo.
- 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,701 Terry, somos plantas.
- 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,577 Espera, ¿lo somos?
- 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,956 [sopla]
- 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,332 [risita] ¿Se supone que eso tiene que asustarme?
- 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,084 La única razón por la que estamos aquí
- 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,293 es porque recordé
- 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,963 a quién le gustan los huesos de dino más que a nadie.
- 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,257 ¿Quién es? ¡Muéstrate!
- 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:19,883 [olfatean]
- 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,927 Mm. La chica tiene razón.
- 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,720 Nos encantan los huesos de dinosaurio.
- 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,807 Pero siempre están tan secos y fosilizados.
- 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,267 Tienes los huesos húmedos.
- 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,185 ¡Paleontólogos! No se acerquen.
- 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:30,853 [paleontólogos siseando]
- 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,521 Esperen, esperen, alto. Soy un dinosaurio viviente.
- 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,356 ¡Obsérvenme, aprendan de mi comportamiento!
- 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,691 ¡Podemos trabajar juntos!
- 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,776 Si quisiéramos estudiar seres vivos,
- 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,611 hubiéramos sido zoólogos.
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,572 [grita] PALEONTÓLOGO 1: Huesos húmedos.
- 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,073 Huesos húmedos. PALEONTÓLOGO 2: ¡Huesos!
- 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,783 [dino grita] [sangre salpica]
- 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,660 [crujiendo]
- 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,495 JESSE: Todos, tranquilos.
- 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,372 No hagan nada que los enoje.
- 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,415 Podemos lograrlo.
- 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,749 Oh, ¿una exposición sobre Egipto?
- 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,293 - [paleontólogos sisean] - ¡Corran!
- 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,215 Estoy muy orgulloso de que hayas ganado el primer premio.
- 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,384 - Pronunciaste todo jodidamente bien. - Felicidades.
- 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,344 [ríe]
- 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,179 Tomen un poco.
- 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,889 Ah, gracias, chicos.
- 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,184 Me alegro de que todos estuviéramos jun-tos.
- 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,810 Para eso es la familia.
- 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,270 Ahora abracémonos de una manera
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,479 que demuestre afecto.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,816 ¡Oye! ¡No puedes formar parte del abrazo!
- 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,109 Te aliaste con el dino.
- 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,986 Amiguito.
- 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,571 No hagas como si nunca hubiera pasado.
- 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,364 ¡Sabemos exactamente qué hacer contigo!
- 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,909 AISHA, prepara el criópodo.
- 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,410 Vamos a lanzar a Amiguito al espacio.
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,746 AISHA: <i>El criópodo no está, tonto.</i> KORVO: ¿Qué demonios?
- 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,415 AISHA: <i>¿Recuerdas? Lo usaste para disparar a ese tipo al espacio.</i>
- 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,626 <i>¿Todo eso de la bala de vodka Calavera de Cristal?</i>
- 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,171 Creo... creo que recuerdo algo de eso.
- 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,131 Maldición. Bueno, supongo que tiraremos a Amiguito
- 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,382 por el triturador de basura.
- 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,468 ¿Cómo se llamaba ese tipo que lanzamos al espacio?
- 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,345 Qué más da, no lo volveremos a ver.
- 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,513 [grita]
- 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,097 [se queja]
- 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,184 AMIGUITO: Amiguito.
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,854 ♪ música aventurera ♪
- 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,565 ♪
- 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,444 POLICÍASPLATEADOS
- 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,779 ♪
- 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,781 PLANETA X-NON
- 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,245 [chasquido de cámara]
- 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,707 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,002 ♪
- 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,756 ♪
- 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,300 [trueno retumbando]
- 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,348 Parece que se acerca una tormenta. Hora de irnos.
- 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,516 ¿Y el sospechoso?
- 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,518 ¿Qué? ¿El humano? Han pasado tres días.
- 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,645 Es imposible que haya sobrevivido en la naturaleza.
- 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,146 Este caso está cerrado.
- 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:43,527 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:46,780 Día tres.
- 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,782 Los últimos PolicíasPlateados han abandonado el planeta.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,908 Estoy aquí solo.
- 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,493 Hace frío, tengo hambre
- 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,579 y ya llevo mi cuarto par de calzoncillos de hojas.
- 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,416 Tengo miedo y te echo mucho de menos, cariño.
- 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,293 Ojalá estuviera dentro de ti ahora.
- 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,670 Te amo, Honda S2000.
- 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,505 Haría cualquier cosa por pasar mis manos
- 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,798 por tu interior de piel sintética
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,675 y escuchar la banda sonora de <i>Rápidos y Furiosos</i>
- 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,802 mientras zigzagueo temerariamente entre el tráfico en hora pico.
- 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,678 [estómago ruge]
- 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,054 Tengo mucha hambre.
- 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,265 [gorgotea]
- 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,060 Si pudiera alcanzar a los peces voladores.
- 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,061 [trueno]
- 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,479 ¿Qué demonios?
- 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,148 Parece una nube maligna.
- 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:22,733 [chilla]
- 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,068 Es una nube maligna.
- 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,445 ¡Mierda, mierda, mierda!
- 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,948 Oh, es como esa parte en <i>Hobbs & Shaw.</i>
- 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,908 Esperen, no, no.
- 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,201 Esperen, ¿cuál de las películas de <i>Rápidos y Furiosos</i>
- 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,410 era en la que iban a soltar un gas?
- 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,745 ¿Era <i>Rápidos y Furiosos: 5in control?</i>
- 00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,123 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,001 ♪
- 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,835 La fruta.
- 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,088 [se queja]
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,841 [jadeando]
- 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,719 [trueno retumba]
- 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:54,097 ♪ música siniestra ♪
- 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,392 ♪
- 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:00,687 [relámpagos resuenan]
- 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,651 ♪
- 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,696 [croando]
- 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,242 ♪ música suave ♪
- 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:17,454 ♪
- 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:18,830 [jadea]
- 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,000 Funcionó. Esta fruta me salvó la vida.
- 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,751 Mm.
- 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,087 Además sabe como un granizado de mango de Sonic.
- 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,547 Gracias por el consejo, hermanito.
- 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,756 [pedorrea]
- 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,632 [arcada]
- 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,843 Mono espacial de porquería.
- 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,511 [tose]
- 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,596 Noche cuatro.
- 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,140 ¿O cinco? ¿O diez? O no sé.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,393 Desde que esos imbéciles plateados intentaron inculparme,
- 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,686 lo único bueno que me ha pasado
- 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,271 es ver que puedo comer la sanguijuela alienígena
- 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,106 que encuentro pegada a mi escroto cada mañana.
- 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,359 Definitivamente raro que mi primer instinto fue comerme esto,
- 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,360 [traga]
- 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,319 pero ha funcionado.
- 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,074 [chillando]
- 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,325 Oh, hola, amiguito.
- 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,119 Oh.
- 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,246 Me alegro de ver caras amigables por una vez.
- 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,456 Qué cosas lindas son.
- 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,041 ¡Ah!
- 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,587 [gritando]
- 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,760 Justo cuando pensaba que no podía estar peor,
- 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,220 ahora me faltan dos dedos de los pies
- 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,639 y me escondo en un asqueroso árbol alienígena.
- 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,016 Ya estoy tocando fondo.
- 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:22,936 Este es mi <i>2 Fast 2 Furious.</i>
- 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,362 [crujiendo]
- 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,451 [chorreando]
- 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,207 [grita]
- 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,376 [se queja] [líquido salpica]
- 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,420 Así que así se siente.
- 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,130 No hay nada peor que eso.
- 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,340 [gruñe]
- 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,425 [grita]
- 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,719 ¡Oh, maldición!
- 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,227 [gruñe]
- 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,521 ♪ música intensa ♪
- 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:06,355 Mierda, mierda, mierda.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,566 [grita]
- 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:11,985 [mordiendo]
- 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,155 [bocanada]
- 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,744 [quejándose]
- 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,455 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
- 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,165 [puerta cruje]
- 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,418 Maldición.
- 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,545 Esto es una tumba.
- 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,547 [tiburón aéreo gruñe] [suspira]
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,800 [tiburón aéreo ruge] ¡Vete a la mierda!
- 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,635 Ya no puedo seguir con esto.
- 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,095 ¡Es demasiado!
- 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,180 [llora]
- 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,100 Mi reloj, mi auto.
- 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,061 Solo quiero terminar con esto y morir.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,272 [llorando]
- 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,191 Oye, hermano. Es hora de levantarse.
- 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,234 ¿Dom Toretto?
- 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,528 Glen, ¿te vas a morir aquí,
- 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,446 llorando como una perrita,
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,116 o vas a ir a luchar contra esa criatura?
- 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,410 No puedo hacer nada. Es un tiburón aéreo.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,078 Yo soy un patético humano de tierra.
- 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,874 ¿No recuerdas lo que aprendí en <i>Rápidos y Furiosos 13:</i>
- 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,166 <i>Carrera a Atlantis?</i>
- 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,960 La familia, Glen.
- 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,795 La familia está dentro de ti.
- 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,422 Pero también afuera.
- 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:16,008 Y claro, puedes olvidarte de la familia.
- 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:19,761 Pero la familia no se olvida de ti.
- 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,138 Pero ¿qué significa todo eso?
- 00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:24,349 Sal ahí fuera y usa un auto para luchar contra ese tiburón.
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,559 Brum, brum.
- 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,603 [neumáticos chirriando] Bip bip.
- 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,440 ♪ suena <i>Furious</i> por Ja Rule, Vita, O1 ♪
- 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,317 <i>♪ Rápidos y Furiosos ♪</i>
- 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,860 <i>♪ Ja Rule, O1 ♪</i>
- 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,571 <i>♪ Sí, sí, es nuestro mundo ♪</i>
- 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,240 <i>♪ Por favor, cree no todo es real ♪</i>
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,367 <i>♪ Por favor, cree, es asesinato ♪</i>
- 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,204 ¡Familia!
- 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,039 <i>♪ Vamos, ¿qué me toca? ♪</i>
- 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,165 <i>♪ R-E-G-L-A ♪</i>
- 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,666 [Glen gruñe]
- 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,417 [tiburón aéreo ruge]
- 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,085 <i>♪ Tres, tres, seis, cariño ♪</i>
- 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:52,961 <i>♪ Esa es la regla ♪</i>
- 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,713 <i>♪ Por favor, jugador no te confundas ♪</i>
- 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,341 <i>♪ Mira este juego, todos jugan para perder ♪</i>
- 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,550 [gruñe]
- 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,886 Maldito seas, tiburón aéreo.
- 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,262 <i>♪ Regla, cariño ♪</i>
- 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,514 <i>♪ He estado realmente descontrolado, cariño ♪</i>
- 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,057 [gritando]
- 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,434 <i>♪ Quiero escucharte decir sí, sí, sí, sí ♪</i>
- 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,852 [quejándose]
- 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,188 <i>♪ Una y otra vez te descarrilas en mi camino ♪</i>
- 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,564 <i>♪ Voy a tirar hacia arriba y empezar a estallar tu mente ♪</i>
- 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,899 <i>♪ Todos saben cuando estas chicas se aburren ♪</i>
- 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,109 <i>♪ Champán extravagante todos viven aburridos ♪</i>
- 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,402 [ruge]
- 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,446 <i>♪ ¿De verdad quieren morir? ♪</i>
- 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,198 DOM: Estoy orgulloso de ti, Glen.
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,325 Te molieron a golpes.
- 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,910 Pero al menos lo intentaste.
- 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,036 Gracias, Toretto.
- 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,162 Familia.
- 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,372 <i>♪ ¿No les cae bien quién es? ♪</i>
- 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,540 <i>♪ ¿No les agrada quién es? ♪</i>
- 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,501 [rugiendo]
- 00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,963 [bramando]
- 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,007 Odio este planeta.
- 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:39,925 [se queja]
- 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:52,354 ♪ música dramática ♪
- 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,440 ♪
- 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,613 ♪
- 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:07,619 ♪
- 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:13,667 ♪
- 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,673 ♪
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:25,679 ♪
- 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,187 [imitando fuego de láser]
- 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪
- 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
- 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,636 Well that was another great meal
- 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,971 at the best hedgehog-inspired drive-in restaurant
- 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,848 on the motherfucking planet. Sonic!
- 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,808 Even I, the grouchiest shit of the bunch,
- 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,228 can't resist the oversized Texas toast grilled cheese
- 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:19,937 and a limeade.
- 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,647 There's nothing sexier than a chili dog
- 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,606 delivered on roller skates.
- 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,149 And we aren't even being paid to say this.
- 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,984 Sonic just fucking rules. [dog barks]
- 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,528 Who's a good Benny dog?
- 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,446 Kevin! I thought you were living in an apartment
- 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,405 by the Costco store.
- 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,490 Hey, Solars.
- 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,742 Yeah, I moved out of Kirkland's Signature Village
- 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,536 because the wife and I got back together.
- 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,454 Yeah, I thought I heard some gentle humps
- 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,748 and wet slurps poppin' from your bedroom window.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,209 Oh, yeah, I've been stirring pussy for weeks.
- 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,253 And it's all thanks to Benedog Cumberwolf here.
- 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,212 [dog yips]
- 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,798 This creature has facilitated your coitus?
- 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:48,924 He's a cockadoodle.
- 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,634 Half cocker spaniel, half poodle,
- 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,636 specifically bred to save marriages.
- 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:55,389 He can smell when I'm about to disrespect my wife.
- 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,807 It works because she's such a dumb bi--
- 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,933 [dog growls] [yells]
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:58,934 Good boy.
- 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,228 You know how we've been trying to find something
- 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,646 that will complete us as a family.
- 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,605 It's the theme of the season.
- 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,816 Perhaps we should get a Costco pet like Kevin.
- 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,900 Isn't the Pupa a pet?
- 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,068 He's more toddler than pet.
- 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,028 Look, he's watching Saturday morning cartoons right now
- 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,029 like a wee baby.
- 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,531 The Pupa's never licked my face,
- 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,616 which is something that all good pets do to their owners.
- 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,368 If we get a pet, it needs to lick my face.
- 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,911 Well, we can't get a dog. They're narcs.
- 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,037 They work for the police.
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,123 Then we'll get the Bane to the dog's Batman.
- 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:21,957 A cat.
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,375 Are you sure that's a good idea?
- 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,585 What about the whole Alf thing?
- 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,878 Don't aliens eat cats?
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,589 That's an offensive stereotype perpetuated by Hollywood liberals.
- 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,591 The Solar Opposites would never eat a cat.
- 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,259 Then let's go get a pet cat right now.
- 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,928 It'll be a purr-manent part of the family.
- 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:36,847 [burps]
- 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,932 Goddammit, we are like Alf!
- 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,352 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,</i>
- 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,396 <i>until the asteroid hit.</i>
- 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,482 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa</i>
- 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,610 <i>and escaped into the... space,</i>
- 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,070 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
- 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,363 <i>We crashed on Earth,</i>
- 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,616 <i>stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
- 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,242 <i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
- 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,493 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,162 <i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>
- 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,455 <i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
- 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,540 <i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>
- 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,625 <i>It's a horrible home.</i>
- 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,210 <i>People are stupid and confusing.</i>
- 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,711 <i>Why do they dehydrate so easily?</i>
- 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:08,879 <i>Oh, you're in a bad mood</i>
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,380 <i>because you didn't drink enough water?</i>
- 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,341 <i>Just sleep in a bowl of water, you pussy.</i>
- 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,469 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:18,972 Fuck.
- 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,642 I can't believe we ate 22 cats and a gerbil.
- 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,227 Yeah, they really upsell you on the gerbils.
- 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,521 We need to think of pets we won't be tempted to eat.
- 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,065 So obviously nothing with fur or cat organs.
- 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,317 We need something that's not so cute that we want to eat it
- 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,611 but is still sorta cute and will lick our faces.
- 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,738 Getting face licked is a real priority for me.
- 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,697 MAN [on TV]: <i>Dabba yabba yabba.</i>
- 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,325 [groans, laughs]
- 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,453 Dabba yabba yabba indeed.
- 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,836 Jaxson, your word to pronounce is A-L-U-M-I-N-U-M.
- 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,420 Can you use it in a sentence?
- 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,798 No, because then I'd be pronouncing it.
- 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,424 Nice fucking try.
- 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,511 Aluminork?
- 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,054 [buzzer sounds]
- 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,264 Jaxson, you idiot.
- 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,390 That was so wrong.
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,351 Jesse, get this right and you're going to regionals.
- 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,895 Your word is W-A-T-E--
- 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:07,813 Watermelon!
- 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,356 No points for early guessing.
- 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,107 But that's correct.
- 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,275 [applause]
- 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,150 [Jaxson cries]
- 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,777 I want my mom.
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,239 Listen up, Opposites.
- 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,367 Regionals will be your toughest competition yet.
- 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,452 You'll be up against the winners from Philadelphia.
- 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,413 People from Philly famously have
- 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,248 the best pronunciation in the country.
- 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:26,999 Take these.
- 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,125 Ooh.
- 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,210 Wait, are these cassette tapes?
- 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,421 I think I saw these in a museum once.
- 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,922 Don't they sound terrible?
- 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,257 Focus on the competition.
- 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,175 You'll do fine,
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,676 as long as your family has your back.
- 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,094 And for your information,
- 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,388 music sounds better with the hiss of a magnetic strip.
- 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,724 We will never beat the sound of a tape.
- 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,267 AISHA: <i>You want me to what?</i>
- 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,602 For you to make us a deeno-saur.
- 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:47,769 [Italian accent] We wanna make-a da deeno.
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,856 [Italian accent] Make-a da deeno with a-spicy a-sauce.
- 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,400 ALL: Make-a da deeno, make-a da deeno, make-a da deeno.
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,196 make-a da deeno, make-a da deeno make-a da deeno!
- 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,113 AISHA: <i>Shut up.</i>
- 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,241 <i>Why are y'all talking in those janky Mario Brothers accents?</i>
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,326 'Cause it's fun.
- 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,869 Heaven forbid the Solar Opposites have
- 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,579 a pepperoni of fun for once.
- 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,456 AISHA: <i>Look, I can't just make a living creature.</i>
- 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,208 But what if you use the Quantum Injector?
- 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,919 - You're just making words up now. - The thingy we used to make Funbucket.
- 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:12,920 Yeah, that shit's canon.
- 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,546 AISHA: <i>Ooh, I forgot about that.</i>
- 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,089 <i>So what kinda deeno-saur you want?</i>
- 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,175 A pinch of Hanna and a dash of Barbera.
- 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,635 It has to lick my face, no exceptions.
- 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,178 And it should be clever and get our jokes.
- 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,179 And laugh when we laugh.
- 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,097 And it should know where the camera is at all times
- 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,766 and give occasional sly winks to it.
- 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,393 AISHA: <i>Stand back and let me do my shit, you dummies.</i>
- 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,938 [computer beeping]
- 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,233 [machine rumbling]
- 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,275 [steam hissing]
- 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,114 KORVO/YUMYULACK/TERRY: Yay, deeno.
- 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,825 Deeno, deeno, deeno.
- 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,664 What the cheese and crackers is going on here?
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,498 And who is that?
- 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,999 That's our new deeno.
- 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,126 You guys got a pet without asking me?
- 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,379 We assumed you'd, like, fallen in a sewer or something
- 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,548 and were dealing with, I don't know, sewer stuff.
- 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,551 I was competing at the Pronunciation Bee,
- 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,885 which you guys said you'd come watch.
- 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,637 Lick Jesse's face. Lick it, lick now.
- 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,471 [Deeno squawks]
- 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,807 Ugh. I don't have time for this.
- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,559 I have to get ready for regionals.
- 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,352 Again, how many regions are there? A thousand?
- 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,896 This deeno better not interrupt my studying.
- 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,732 I'm sure the deeno will behave in a completely different way
- 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,776 than the only way we've seen him behave so far.
- 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,070 [snickering]
- 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,780 You see that shit? Good boy.
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,075 Dandelion.
- 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,743 Chaperone.
- 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,412 Light saber.
- 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,788 Butt cheek. [crashing]
- 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,832 ♪ playful music ♪
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,042 Would you please keep it down?
- 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,044 We're doing madcap race car driving with the deeno.
- 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,046 Look, we even have our dastardly mustaches.
- 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,298 [tires screeching]
- 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,549 KORVO: The deeno's getting away.
- 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,800 Follow him into that brand new tunnel.
- 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,510 [yells]
- 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,428 Hey.
- 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,726 ♪ playful music continues ♪
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,643 Help.
- 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,770 How do I do the thumb thing?
- 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,772 Guys? Guys, come on.
- 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,565 A little help.
- 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,652 Honestly, the string doesn't help me study,
- 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,154 but it does look nice.
- 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,947 [laughter]
- 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,158 Oh, cheese nuts. What is it now?
- 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,576 We're solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
- 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,494 That park ranger said he knew the time,
- 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,996 but why would he say time
- 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,414 unless he's in the clock
- 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,916 that we've never established before.
- 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,293 Boo! [Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack, Deeno scream]
- 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,299 I suppose you're wondering why I went through all this trouble.
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,759 Just get the fuck outta here.
- 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,470 One, two. A one, two, three, four.
- 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,429 ♪ rock 'n' roll music ♪
- 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,348 <i>♪ The Deeno and the Opposites ♪</i>
- 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,476 <i>♪ From prehistoric times to something space ♪</i>
- 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,394 <i>♪ Something something outta this world ♪</i>
- 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,146 Okay, okay. Stop, stop.
- 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,898 Just rocking from the heart isn't working.
- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,982 We need to write some lyrics.
- 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,275 No! Keep rocking.
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,110 ♪ loud music playing ♪
- 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,029 [screams]
- 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,697 YUMYULACK: Deeno. [laughing]
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,157 Your guys's band practice
- 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,867 ruined my study session last night,
- 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,994 and now I really have to cram.
- 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,037 Where are my tapes?
- 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,457 KORVO: [singing] <i>♪ The Deeno and the Opposites ♪</i>
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,084 You taped over my tapes?
- 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,586 We had to make a demo if we want to get a record deal
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,921 for our Deenosaur band.
- 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,507 Yumyulack watched the bass player from Fall Out Boy's master class.
- 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:06,301 These tapes were the only way I had to starky,
- 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,636 I mean, uh, study.
- 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,930 Oh, no, I'm already mispronoons--
- 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,014 mispra--
- 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,516 mispro-- mis--
- 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,809 Dammit!
- 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,185 Jesse, you need to chill out, sit down,
- 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,437 and have one of these breakfast burritos the deeno made.
- 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,856 Though there aren't any chairs open now.
- 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,482 The deeno's sitting where you usually do.
- 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,984 Also, there's no more burritos.
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,319 He only made six for the six members of the family.
- 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,279 LITTLE BUDDY: Little buddy.
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,446 Guess who forgot about you!
- 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,447 Let's all resume laughing.
- 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,825 [all laughing]
- 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,326 Uh-oh, Jesse's mad.
- 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,578 Deeno, give her another face lick.
- 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:35,080 No! [all laughing]
- 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:42,004 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,423 Hey, paleontologists, you got a minute?
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,175 Oh, little girl, you must be lost.
- 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,343 The mummy exhibit is in the other hall.
- 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:51,763 I'm actually looking for someone to answer some deeno questions.
- 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,556 Really?
- 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,933 Kids usually don't care much about dinosaurs these days.
- 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,102 They're all obsessed with ancient Egypt.
- 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,687 "Can I TikTok this hieroglyph?"
- 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,981 "Can I WhatsApp this sarcophagi?"
- 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,065 Makes me sick.
- 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,775 Dinosaurs are so cool.
- 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,235 God, how I love these bones.
- 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,321 Now it's all about thirst trap selfies
- 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,530 with fucking Imhotep.
- 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,573 What can we do for you?
- 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,159 Well, I'm actually from Hollywood.
- 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,660 We're working on a story
- 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,246 and need to know how could someone get rid
- 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:19,082 of an annoying deenosaur without anyone knowing?
- 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,169 Mm, you could always get another dinosaur to eat it.
- 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,253 That's not gonna work.
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,255 Well, the only thing that was strong enough
- 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,758 to kill the dinosaurs other than bigger dinosaurs
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,885 was the asteroid that destroyed their world.
- 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:33,889 [emphatically] That is exactly what I require.
- 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:37,434 Damn, that girl can pronounce.
- 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,146 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,486 [sniffs]
- 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:51,031 ♪ intriguing music ♪
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,075 (sniffing)
- 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,285 [squeals]
- 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,872 [noisy chewing]
- 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,250 Sayonara, you Jurassic fuck.
- 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,045 [panting]
- 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,508 How have I let things get so out of control
- 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:13,095 that I'm about to do a murder on the deeno with an asteroid?
- 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,180 This isn't me. I'm sorry, little guy.
- 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,809 The truth is, the only reason I tried so hard with the Pronunciation Bee
- 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,894 is to make the family like me.
- 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,604 And it felt like you were replacing me,
- 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,190 but you're just a friendly deeno pup.
- 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,110 [sighs] Enjoy your cartoonishly large ribs.
- 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:30,988 [Jesse grunts]
- 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,700 Bad move, you stupid bitch.
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,243 Deeno, you can talk?
- 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,912 I've been able to talk this whole time, and you were right.
- 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,582 I was trying to replace you in the family.
- 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,374 Oh, crap.
- 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,458 When AISHA made me,
- 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,586 the Hanna was all the sweet friendliness.
- 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,837 She never should've tainted it
- 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,922 with the malevolence of Barbera.
- 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,258 You've been faking being nice?
- 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,009 [laughs menacingly]
- 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,761 This plan's been 65 million years in the making.
- 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,555 Welcome to Earth, shit bag.
- 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,640 Sword time, motherfucker.
- 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,850 Terry, what are you doing?
- 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:00,851 I was coming to kill the deeno
- 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,811 because I thought he was replacing me in the family.
- 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,563 What, no way, I did too.
- 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,690 Die, die, die. JESSE: Korvo?
- 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,233 Now what are you doing here?
- 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,528 Uh, definitely not getting ready to smash the deeno
- 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,779 with the holiday hammer because I thought
- 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,364 he was replacing me in the family.
- 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,825 Hey, that's how I was feeling too.
- 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,745 We were all jealous of the deeno, as a family.
- 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,496 That means we all love each other and--
- 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,539 [door opens, closes] Pupa?
- 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,875 Are you bringing Deeno a nice bowl of chili?
- 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,418 What the shit, Pupa?
- 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,586 You little traitor.
- 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,213 Would you grow some self-doubt, Pupa?
- 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,214 Wait a second.
- 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,050 It's full of broken glass.
- 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,177 The Pupa was trying to kill the deeno, too.
- 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,637 - [all cheer] - There we go.
- 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,514 It doesn't matter, you stupid twats.
- 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,432 I'm sick of all your alien bullshit.
- 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,434 Earth belongs to earthlings.
- 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,769 Your whole species is extinct.
- 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,437 We made you with alien science.
- 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,230 Shut up.
- 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,315 This time, the asteroid's gonna help the dinosaurs
- 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,274 by killing you
- 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,444 so Little Buddy and I can have the house all to ourselves.
- 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,488 You and Little Buddy have teamed up?
- 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,114 Yeah, buddy.
- 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,574 That is so fucked.
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,660 Jesse, pronounce this.
- 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,412 D-I-E.
- 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,164 - [dog yips] - Hey, neighbors.
- 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,208 Sorry to walk in your backyard in the middle of night.
- 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,042 But I was wondering--
- 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,587 [asteroid rumbling] [yelps]
- 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,630 [explosion booms] [all scream]
- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,841 Good boy. JESSE: Run!
- 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,552 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,386 [tires screeching]
- 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:21,181 ♪
- 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,145 [maniacal laughter]
- 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,480 How does that gun even work?
- 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,190 Where are all these asteroids coming from?
- 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,776 I was sure we were dead after that beam turned
- 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,278 our space station into cigarettes,
- 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,738 but luckily we had one thing we needed to stay alive.
- 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,865 Hope.
- 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,032 [screams]
- 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,870 I can't believe we all hated the deeno.
- 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,454 I really thought you guys loved him.
- 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,456 I assumed having a pet would bring us together,
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,959 when what we really needed was something we all hated.
- 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,044 When did you guys turn on the deeno?
- 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,921 I knew as soon as he popped out of the machine.
- 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,174 I was just waiting for my sword to come in from West Elm.
- 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,384 [asteroid crashes]
- 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,428 [Italian accent] So how should we stop-a da deeno?
- 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,512 I've got it.
- 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,681 Everyone hang on to your Tuts.
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,807 KORVO: What?
- 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,058 [engine revving]
- 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,477 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,401 Come out, come out, little aliens.
- 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,904 My sight is based on movement,
- 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,448 and I wanna see you fuckers dance.
- 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,283 [crashes]
- 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,412 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
- 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,874 ♪
- 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,417 [pebble thuds] [gun fires]
- 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,841 - [all yelp] - Oh, it's okay.
- 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,384 That's just part of the exhibit.
- 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,636 Well, this isn't.
- 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:41,845 You're trapped.
- 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,679 Come on, Jesse.
- 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,515 Little Buddy and I are gonna turn your room
- 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:45,807 into a cigar lounge.
- 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,309 - No. - What about our room?
- 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,061 That'll be our jerk-off zone.
- 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,355 I told you that space would make a great jerk-off zone.
- 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,606 You say that about every room.
- 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,525 [gun clicking]
- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,402 Looks like you're fresh out of asteroids.
- 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,988 Oh, no problem. I'll just eat you.
- 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,573 Nice try, but you're a herbivore.
- 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,950 Fuck, I'm all smart.
- 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,701 Terry, we're plants.
- 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,577 Wait, we are?
- 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,956 [blowing note]
- 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,332 [scoffs] Is that supposed to scare me?
- 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,084 The only reason we're here
- 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,293 is because I remembered
- 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,963 who loves deeno bones more than anything.
- 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,257 Who is that? Show yourself.
- 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:19,925 [sniffs]
- 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,927 Oh. Mm, the girl is right.
- 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,720 We love dinosaur bones.
- 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,807 But they're always so dry and fossilized.
- 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,267 You've got wet bones.
- 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,185 Paleontologists. Stay back!
- 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:30,853 [Paleontologists hissing]
- 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,521 Wait, wait, stop. I'm a living dinosaur.
- 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,356 Observe me. Learn from my behaviors.
- 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,691 We-- we can work together.
- 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,776 If we wanted to study living things,
- 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,611 we would've been zoologists.
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,572 [Deeno screams] PALEONTOLOGIST 1: Wet bones. Wet bones.
- 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,073 Wet bones. PALEONTOLOGIST 2: Bones!
- 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,783 [Deeno screams] [blood splatters]
- 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,660 [crunching]
- 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,495 JESSE: Everyone, be cool.
- 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,372 Don't do anything to piss them off.
- 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,415 We've got this.
- 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,749 Oh, an Egypt exhibit.
- 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,293 - [Paleontologists hiss] - Run!
- 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,215 I'm so proud that you took first prize.
- 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,384 You pronounced the hell out of that shiz.
- 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,344 [laughter]
- 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,554 There it goes.
- 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,889 Aw, thanks, guys.
- 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,892 I'm just glad we were all there together.
- 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,810 That's what family is for.
- 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,270 Now let us clutch each other in a manner
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,479 that demonstrates affection.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,816 Hey, you can't be part of the hug.
- 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,109 You teamed up with the deeno.
- 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,986 Little Buddy?
- 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,571 Don't pretend like it never happened.
- 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,364 We know exactly what to do with you.
- 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,909 AISHA, prepare the cryo pod.
- 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,410 We're launching Little Buddy into space.
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,746 AISHA: <i>The cryo pod's gone, dummy.</i> KORVO: Fucking what?
- 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,415 <i>Remember, you used it to shoot that guy into space.</i>
- 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,626 <i>That whole crystal skull vodka bullet thing?</i>
- 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,171 I, I think I remember something about that.
- 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,131 Crap. Well, I guess we'll just toss Little Buddy
- 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,382 down the garbage disposal.
- 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,468 What was that guy's name? That we shot into space?
- 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,345 Who cares. We'll never see him again.
- 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,513 [yells]
- 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,097 [grunts]
- 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,184 LITTLE BUDDY: Little Buddy?
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,854 ♪ adventurous music ♪
- 00:14:55,854 --> 00:15:03,779 ♪
- 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,245 [camera clicks]
- 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,707 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,300 [thunder rumbling]
- 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,348 Looks like an incoming storm. Time to clear out.
- 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,516 But what about the suspect?
- 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,518 What, the human? It's been three days.
- 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,645 There's no way he survived out there in the wild.
- 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,146 This case is closed.
- 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:43,527 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:46,780 Day three.
- 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,782 The last of the Silvercops have left the planet.
- 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,908 I'm here all alone.
- 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,493 It's cold, I'm hungry,
- 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,579 and I'm already on my fourth pair of leaf underwear.
- 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,416 I'm scared, and I miss you so much, baby.
- 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,293 I wish I was inside you right now.
- 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,670 I love you, Honda S2000.
- 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,755 I would do anything to run my hands
- 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,798 over your faux leather interior
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,675 and listen to the <i>Fast and Furious</i> soundtrack
- 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,802 while recklessly weaving through rush hour traffic.
- 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,678 [stomach rumbles]
- 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,054 So hungry.
- 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,265 [gurgling]
- 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,060 If only I could reach the flying fish.
- 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,061 [thunderclap]
- 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,479 What the fuck?
- 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,148 That looks like an evil cloud.
- 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:22,733 [screeches]
- 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,068 It is an evil cloud.
- 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,445 Shit, shit, shit!
- 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,948 Oh, this is just like that part in <i>Hobbs and Shaw.</i>
- 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,908 Wait, no, no.
- 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,201 Wait, which of the <i>Fast and Furious</i> movies
- 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,410 was the one where they were gonna unleash the gas?
- 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,745 Was that <i>Fast Five?</i>
- 00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,123 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,044 The fruit.
- 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,088 [groans]
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,841 [panting]
- 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,719 [thunder rumbles]
- 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:54,097 ♪ ominous music ♪
- 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,392 ♪
- 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:00,687 [lightning crackling]
- 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,651 ♪
- 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,239 [gurgling]
- 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,242 ♪ soft music ♪
- 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:17,454 ♪
- 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:18,830 [gasps]
- 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,000 It worked. This fruit saved my life.
- 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,085 Mm.
- 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,087 Plus it tastes like a mango slush from Sonic.
- 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,547 Hey, thanks for the tip, little bro.
- 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,756 [farts]
- 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,632 [gags]
- 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,843 Space monkey shit.
- 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,511 [coughs]
- 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,596 Night four.
- 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,140 Or five or ten or I don't know.
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,393 Ever since those silver fucks tried to frame me,
- 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,686 the only good thing that's happened
- 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,271 is realizing I can eat the alien leech
- 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,106 I find attached to my scrotum every morning.
- 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:48,360 Definitely weird my first instinct was to eat this, but [gulps]
- 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,319 it's worked out.
- 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,074 [creature squeaking]
- 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,325 Oh, hey there, little fella.
- 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,119 Oh.
- 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,246 Nice to see some friendly faces for once.
- 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,456 Aren't you a bunch of little cuties.
- 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,041 Ow!
- 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,587 [screaming]
- 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,760 Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse,
- 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,220 I'm now missing two toes,
- 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,639 and hiding in a gross alien tree.
- 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,016 This is my rock bottom.
- 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:22,936 This is my <i>2 Fast 2 Furious.</i>
- 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,362 [creaking]
- 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,451 [squirting]
- 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,207 [yells]
- 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,376 [grunts] [liquid splashes]
- 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,420 So that's what that feels like.
- 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,130 Doesn't get any worse than that.
- 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,340 [roars]
- 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,592 [yells]
- 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,719 Oh, shit!
- 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,227 [growls]
- 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,521 ♪ intense music ♪
- 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:06,355 Shit, shit, shit.
- 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,566 [yells]
- 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:11,985 [snapping]
- 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,155 [gasps]
- 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,744 [grunting]
- 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,455 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
- 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,165 [door creaks]
- 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,418 Fuck me.
- 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,545 This thing's a tomb.
- 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,547 [sky shark snarls] [gasps]
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,800 [sky shark growls] Fuck you.
- 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,635 I can't do this anymore.
- 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,095 It's too fucking much!
- 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,180 [cries]
- 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,100 My watch, my car.
- 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,061 I just wanna get it over with and die.
- 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,272 [crying]
- 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,191 Yo, bro. It's time to sack up.
- 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,234 Dom Toretto?
- 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,528 Glen, are you gonna die in here
- 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,446 crying like a little bitch
- 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,116 or you gonna go fight that creature?
- 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,410 There's nothing I can do. That's a sky shark.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,078 I'm a pathetic ground human.
- 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,874 Don't you remember what I learned in <i>Fast and Furious 13:</i>
- 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,166 <i>Race to Atlantis?</i>
- 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,960 <i>Familia,</i> Glen.
- 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,795 <i>Familia's</i> inside you.
- 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,422 But also outside.
- 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:16,008 And sure, you can forget about <i>familia,</i>
- 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:19,761 but <i>familia</i> ain't forgetting about you.
- 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,138 Okay, but what does any of that mean?
- 00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:24,349 Just go out there and use a car to fight that shark.
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,559 Vroom, vroom.
- 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,603 [tires screeching] Beep beep.
- 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,440 ♪
- 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,317 <i>♪ Fast and the Furious ♪</i>
- 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,860 <i>♪ Ja Rule, 01 ♪</i>
- 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,571 <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, it's our world ♪</i>
- 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,240 <i>♪ Please believe y'all ain't real ♪</i>
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,367 <i>♪ Please believe, it's murder ♪</i>
- 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,204 <i>Familia!</i>
- 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,039 <i>♪ Come on, what's touching me? ♪</i>
- 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,874 <i>♪ R-U-L-E Love me or hate me, baby ♪</i>
- 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,666 [Glen grunts]
- 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,417 [sky shark roars]
- 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,085 <i>♪ Refer to 3:36, baby ♪</i>
- 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:52,961 <i>♪ That's the rule ♪</i>
- 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,713 <i>♪ Please, player, don't get it confused ♪</i>
- 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,341 <i>♪ See this game that we playing, y'all playing to lose ♪</i>
- 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,550 [grunts]
- 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,886 Fuck you, sky shark.
- 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,262 <i>♪ Rule, baby ♪</i>
- 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,514 <i>♪ I've been really outta control lately ♪</i>
- 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,057 [yelling]
- 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,434 <i>♪ Let me hear ya say yea-yaay yea-yaay ♪</i>
- 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,852 [grunting]
- 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,188 <i>♪ Wild time and again y'all swerve in my lane ♪</i>
- 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,564 <i>♪ I'll pull up and start popping ya brain ♪</i>
- 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,899 <i>♪ Y'all knowin' these broads names ♪</i>
- 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,109 <i>♪ Extravagant champagne ♪</i>
- 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,402 [roars]
- 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,446 ♪
- 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,198 DOM: I'm proud of you, Glen.
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,325 You got the shit kicked out of you.
- 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,910 But at least you tried.
- 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,036 Thanks, Toretto.
- 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,162 <i>Familia.</i>
- 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,372 <i>♪ Y'all ain't feeling who? ♪</i>
- 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,540 <i>♪ Y'all don't like who? ♪</i>
- 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,501 [rumbling]
- 00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,963 [bellowing]
- 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,007 Hate this planet.
- 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:39,925 [groans]
- 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,349 ♪ dramatic music ♪
- 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:52,354 ♪ dramatic theme music ♪
- 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,440 ♪
- 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,187 [mimicking laser fire]
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