Луч Сток-Вселенной — Корво пытался сделать идеальную фотографию их инопланетного семейства, но в итоге отправил остальных инопланетян в мир стоковых фотографий. Теперь он должен сам окунуться в этот мир, чтобы спасти всех остальных. Температура в Стене продолжает падать. Шерри собирается выкрасть свою дочь у сектантов.

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Луч Сток-Вселенной

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Описание

Корво пытался сделать идеальную фотографию их инопланетного семейства, но в итоге отправил остальных инопланетян в мир стоковых фотографий. Теперь он должен сам окунуться в этот мир, чтобы спасти всех остальных. Температура в Стене продолжает падать. Шерри собирается выкрасть свою дочь у сектантов.

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00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 HULU PRESENTA
00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 UN ORIGINAL DE HULU
00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,759 No puedo creer que Terry no me deje recortar
00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,260 el musgo de su espalda con este chico malo.
00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,221 Le rebanaría todos esos mechones descontrolados.
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,514 [chasquidos de cámara] [gente riendo]
00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,098 ¿Qué carajos es eso?
00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,519 Hola, mi vecino Kevin y su mujer cuyo nombre prefiero olvidar.
00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,020 Quiero decirle Elphaba.
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,021 Sí, bastante cerca.
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,523 ¿Por qué están todos vestidos de uniforme?
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,566 ¿Alguien fue ascendido a guardián de nivel M?
00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,152 No. Solo nos tomamos nuestras fotos familiares anuales.
00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,196 Intenté arreglar nuestro matrimonio consiguiendo ese perro.
00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,823 Ayudó, pero no compensó mis muchas, muchas aventuras.
00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,617 Así que ahora tenemos nuevas fotos familiares
00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,827 para mostrar lo estables que parecemos en la superficie.
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,579 Fotos familiares anuales.
00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,414 ¿Quieres decir que se supone que tienes que hacerlo más de una vez?
00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,625 Ah, sí, cada año. Mantiene a la familia unida.
00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,335 Esta fotógrafa es la mejor.
00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,753 Todos en el vecindario la usan.
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,047 ¿Incluso los feos como Clark y Vivian?
00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,007 Sí, amigo, todos lo hacemos. ¿Ustedes no?
00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,009 Solo lo hicimos una vez para engañar a todos
00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,136 a que nos vieran como una parte no amenazante de la manada.
00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,430 Ah, seguro estará bien. Nadie se va a dar cuenta.
00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,183 Vete al carajo, no somos raros. Tú y Annalisa son los raros.
00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:00,561 [Solar Opposites gritan]
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,603 KORVO: ¡Reunión de emergencia!
00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,064 Nos tenemos que tomar una nueva foto familiar porque somos raros.
00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,442 KORVO: <i>El planeta Shlorp era una utopía perfecta,</i>
00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,486 <i>hasta que se estrelló el asteroide.</i>
00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,614 <i>Cien adultos y sus réplicas recibieron un Pupa</i>
00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,575 <i>y escaparon al... espacio,</i>
00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,160 <i>en busca de nuevos hogares en mundos deshabitados.</i>
00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,412 <i>Nos estrellamos en la Tierra</i>
00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,706 <i>y quedamos varados en un planeta ya sobrepoblado.</i>
00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,332 <i>Así es, yo he estado hablando todo este tiempo.</i>
00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,542 <i>Soy el que sostiene al Pupa.</i>
00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,210 <i>Me llamo Korvo. Este es mi programa.</i>
00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,587 <i>¡Joder! Se me acaba de caer el Pupa.</i>
00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,630 <i>¡Uf! Esto es ridículo. Odio la Tierra.</i>
00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,631 <i>Es un hogar horrible.</i>
00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,341 <i>La gente es estúpida y confusa.</i>
00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,719 <i>Todos aman tanto los deportes, pero duran demasiado.</i>
00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,970 <i>Todo debería ser un intento</i>
00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,722 <i>y si no consigues puntos, estás muerto.</i>
00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,807 <i>Eso sí que es jugársela, carajo.</i>
00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,935 ♪
00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:48,442 ♪ música premonitoria ♪
00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,196 [hombre riendo]
00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:56,116 ♪
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,417 Hemos estado discutiendo por horas.
00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,460 Es hora de votar.
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,379 La propuesta es racionar el 15% del maíz de caramelo grande
00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,341 cortando la punta blanca y guardándola para la cosecha del año que viene.
00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,843 Todos los que estén a favor de solo la punta.
00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,929 Se aprueba la moción.
00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,305 Ya pueden cruzar la calle.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,349 [risita] Pueden poner a un guardia de cruce en una pared
00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,560 porque hizo que Yumyulack llegara tarde a ver <i>Tomb Raider contra Anaconda,</i>
00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,979 pero no pueden sacar al guardia de cruce del hombre.
00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,067 Otro mensaje de nuestro espía.
00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,737 ¿Y aún no tenemos idea de quién es o por qué nos ayuda?
00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,280 No, así se mantienen vivos.
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,366 Bien, dice que el bebé está a salvo.
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,619 Pero la Hermana Sisto está enfriando la pared.
00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,745 ¿Qué demonios significa eso?
00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,498 Significa que Sisto no se detendrá ante nada para destruirnos.
00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,042 ¿Robó a mi bebé, construyó una pared en la pared
00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,127 y ahora se mete con el termostato?
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,254 ¡Nos matará a todos!
00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,797 Voy a tener que detenerte ahí.
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,840 Todavía no lo sabemos.
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,884 Cherie, creo que estás demasiado involucrada emocionalmente.
00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,803 Tenemos que infiltrarnos en el lado bowiniano,
00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,389 detener a la Hermana Sisto y rescatar a Pezlie.
00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,015 Pero ahora estamos en paz.
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,852 No podemos ponerla en peligro invadiendo el lado bowiniano.
00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,855 Nuestro pueblo pasó por una guerra, un levantamiento de mosquitos,
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,941 asesinatos horripilantes, una moda de vaqueros de tiro bajo.
00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,902 Me temo que si pedimos más, todo podría venirse abajo.
00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,737 ¿Así que vamos a dejar que todos mueran congelados?
00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,947 Por favor, eso no pasará.
00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,908 Tenemos equipos jugando al Game Boy 24 horas al día.
00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,077 Mientras esté funcionando, tendremos calor.
00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,454 Una consola de juegos de ocho bits no es suficiente.
00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,082 Además, ¿crees que los bowinianos no tienen operativos por aquí?
00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,168 Si nosotros tenemos un espía, ellos también lo tienen.
00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,586 Así es como funciona el espionaje.
00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,380 Tenemos que enviar una misión a través de la pared en la pared ahora.
00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,924 Bien, Cherie, podemos votar si enviamos gente a rescatar
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,967 a Pezlie.
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,926 ¿Todos los que estén a favor?
00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,429 Moción denegada.
00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,806 Por ahora, mantenemos el rumbo.
00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,433 Malditos cobardes.
00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,476 ♪ música tranquila ♪
00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,520 Ah. Nuestra vieja foto de familia está desactualizada
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,397 y ya no nos parecemos en nada.
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,107 Guau, esto sí que te importa.
00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,693 Solo comes esos asquerosos Num Nums
00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,069 cuando estás realmente molesto.
00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,864 ¡Cómo te atreves! Los Num Nums son un manjar de shlorpiano.
00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,700 ¡Ah! Ah, ahora voy a oler a pedos de perro todo el día.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,869 ¿No podemos seguir usando nuestra vieja foto familiar?
00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,829 Estoy en mi zeríodo. Tengo la piel hecha un desastre.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,081 Todos tenemos nuestros zeríodos porque nuestros ziclos han zincronizados.
00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:08,832 ¡Ah!
00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,751 Gran parte de la misión es que nos adaptemos a la Tierra
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,753 para que no nos maten y metan al Pupa en un horno.
00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,253 [grito ahogado de Pupa]
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,254 ¿La misión?
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,090 Ja, 2020 llamó, quiere que la inversión de vuelta.
00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,592 ¡Silencio! La misión nunca se terminó.
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,011 Puede que me haya relajado un poco, y en especial con la misión,
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,095 pero aún tenemos un trabajo que hacer.
00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,389 Y ustedes, todos son reemplazables, así que no me hagan enojar.
00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:29,102 ¿Te gusta?
00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,230 Lo hice más sexi con una pequeña ventana de tetas.
00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,856 Ya eran sexis como eran.
00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,775 Miren esto. Se acerca una mujer empresaria.
00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,443 ¿Tú también? ¿Qué te pusiste?
00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,779 Esta es la marca J-Off que creé.
00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,947 ¡Es mi estilo genial!
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,365 Esta foto es el lugar perfecto
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,200 para dar a conocer mi capucha múltiple.
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,201 ¡Miren esto!
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,037 Capucha extragrande, capucha con orejas de gato, capucha uni-bomber.
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,039 ¡Y con algo de regalo!
00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,083 Calcomanías, pop sockets, llaveros.
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,417 Buen estilo, ¿verdad?
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,211 Al menos Yumyulack tiene la túnica puesta.
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,587 Sabía que era el que menos odiaba.
00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,047 ¡Uh-uh! ¡Así es, hijo!
00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,632 Pon una moneda en el tarro Juggalo.
00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,925 Vaya, disculpa. [tintineo de moneda]
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,593 Bien, a sus lugares.
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,762 [chasquido de cámara]
00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,848 Jesse, no podemos verte la cara. Tienes otra capucha puesta.
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,391 Yumyulack, ¿por qué te sostienes la barbilla?
00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,893 Es mi cara de chico maldito. ¿Te gusta?
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:10,978 - Como sea. - No es justo.
00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,896 Quiero hacer algo que me haga destacar.
00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,398 O destacarme con las manos.
00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,357 Aquí vamos.
00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,024 [se queja]
00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,442 - ¡Ah! ¡Carajo! - ¿Puedes parar?
00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,068 Intentémoslo de nuevo.
00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,153 Deben parecer una familia perfecta no rara.
00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,240 ¡Ah! [chasquido de cámara]
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,033 ¿Por qué tienen que ser así?
00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,202 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,996 NO HAY MOÑO CIENCIA
00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,248 [Cherie jadeando]
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,542 [Pezlie llorando]
00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:34,793 No, eso no...
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:39,715 ¡No!
00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,592 No.
00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,388 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,307 ♪
00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,350 ¿En qué estás metido, Jimmy?
00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,519 Aisha, necesito un rayo que haga que mi familia
00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,563 salga perfecta y no toda rara en una foto.
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,273 AISHA: <i>¿Tratas de venderlos de nuevo?</i>
00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,150 <i>Sabes que siempre encuentran el camino de vuelta</i>
00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,360 <i>porque tienen esa brújula de la caja de cereales.</i>
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,322 No, solo necesito una nueva foto familiar para la misión.
00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,782 AISHA: <i>Déjame escanear todas las fotos de stock en Internet</i>
00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,368 <i>para encontrar la correcta para inspirarme.</i>
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,328 KORVO: Esa de ahí.
00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,996 Esa familia no parece rara.
00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:11,914 Quiero un rayo para eso.
00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,540 AISHA: <i>No puedo solo darte nuevos rayos.</i>
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,210 <i>Tienen que probarse, revisarse por pares y con ensayos clínicos.</i>
00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,378 Hiciste un rayo Tubi para conseguir Tubi gratis el otro día.
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,130 No me vengas con esa basura de la revisión por pares.
00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:20,881 AISHA: <i>¿Viste eso?</i>
00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,217 [suspira] <i>Supongo debo cerrar mi maldita puerta.</i>
00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,388 Esta es la sudadera con capucha que más me pesa en el cuello.
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,265 Pero maldita sea, me encantan las opciones.
00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,142 Júntense para la foto, hijos de perra.
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,769 Espera, ¿esa cosa fue revisada por pares?
00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:34,728 [fuego de rayo]
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,648 ¡Ah, carajo!
00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,404 Hola, amiga. ¿Cómo... cómo va todo?
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,280 ¿Qué está pasando?
00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,532 AISHA: <i>¿Qué jodiste ahora?</i>
00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:49,034 Les disparé a todos con tu rayo y se pusieron como Mike TV.
00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,494 - AISHA: <i>Te lo dije.</i> - ¿Se fueron para siempre?
00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,495 AISHA: <i>No, no, no, no, no.</i>
00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,371 <i>Están bien.</i>
00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,831 <i>El rayo creó un universo de bolsillo a partir de fotos de stock.</i>
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,916 ¿Un stockiverso?
00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,794 AISHA: <i>Sus traseros están atascados con todos estos tontos de stock</i>
00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,088 <i>y la única manera de salvarlos es que entres ahí y los saques.</i>
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,383 Meter a mi familia en un stockiverso es aún más raro de lo que éramos.
00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:04,967 ¡Hazme entrar!
00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,093 AISHA: <i>¡Espera un momento!</i>
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,719 <i>Hay algunas reglas en ese lugar.</i>
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,304 <i>No puedes entrar así nomás.</i>
00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,974 <i>Si respiras el aire, serás absorbido también.</i>
00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:15,853 <i>Ve, toma el disfraz sexi de Halloween de</i> 12 Monos <i>de Terry.</i>
00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,313 Todo eso suena razonable.
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,315 AISHA: <i>Bien. Ahora dispárate entre las piernas.</i>
00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,900 Eh. ¿No puede ser en el hombro?
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,361 ¿O puedes dármelo en una píldora y puedo enrollarla en un poco de queso?
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,821 AISHA: <i>Es la única forma.</i>
00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:27,906 [suspira]
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,449 [quejándose]
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,451 AISHA: <i>Podrías haberte pegado un tiro en cualquier sitio.</i>
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,413 <i>Eso te pasa por no respetar los protocolos, imbécil.</i>
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:36,540 KORVO: Ah.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:39,960 AISHA: <i>Bienvenido al stockiverso,</i>
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,588 <i>un mundo de gente perfectamente envejecida, diversa,</i>
00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,549 <i>inofensiva y sin afiliaciones a ninguna marca.</i>
00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:48,385 <i>Según mis rastreos, estás cerca de la zona informal del lugar de trabajo.</i>
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,511 <i>Jesse está atrapada aquí.</i>
00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,137 ¡Ahí está!
00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,348 [todos riendo]
00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,853 Hiciste un gran trabajo en la última presentación.
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,021 Mucha sinergia.
00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,398 Estoy ansiosa a ver tu PowerPoint esta tarde.
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,275 ¿Qué carajos dices?
00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,193 [suena zumbido]
00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,485 Aisha, ¿qué pasó?
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,404 AISHA: <i>Ha sido integrada al stockiverso.</i>
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,072 Me encanta sentarme con amigos
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,575 para que todos podamos usar la misma computadora.
00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,327 AISHA: <i>Tienes que recordarle las cosas que le gustan</i>
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,536 <i>que no sean los negocios informales.</i>
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,746 No sé lo que le gusta.
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,289 Nunca tenemos historias juntos.
00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,375 Encontremos oportunidades para la integración de marcas.
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,043 ¡Marcas!
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,711 Estaba haciendo una marca con algo.
00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,837 Ah, ¿qué era?
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,255 J Doozy. J Dizzle.
00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,465 Ah, eran las capuchas.
00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,134 [marcador rechinando]
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,135 Jesse, mira mi estilo.
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,095 Mira mi encantadora ropa, como una madre viendo <i>Bridgerton</i>
00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,305 en la bañera con las luces apagadas.
00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,306 ¡Estoy por estallar!
00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,934 K-K-Korvo, ¿usas mi marca?
00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,519 Eso significa mucho para mí.
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,482 Vamos. ¡Tenemos que salvar al resto del equipo!
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,983 TODOS: ¿A dónde vas, Jesse?
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,276 Tienes una presentación.
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,319 ¡Ah, carajo!
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,696 ¡Es una hidra de compañeros de trabajo!
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114 [gruñendo]
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,618 ¡Aisha, sácanos de aquí! AISHA: <i>¡Cuadrado de salida a la izquierda!</i>
00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,369 <i>¡Vayan!</i>
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,621 TRABAJADORES: ¡Vuelve! ¡Vuelve con nosotros!
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,126 ♪ música tensa ♪
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:09,091 ♪
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,801 ¿Un mensaje secreto?
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,138 Tenemos un espía entre nosotros y su nombre rima con Timmy.
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,640 Timmy. ¿Quién carajos hiciste?
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,808 No, no Timmy.
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:18,851 ¡Es Jimmy!
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,561 Olvidé que teníamos un Timmy.
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,146 Maldición, que fría eres Cherie.
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,274 Mira, no sé exactamente lo que está pasando,
00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,693 pero tiene algo que ver con el depósito de alimentos.
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,194 No estoy de acuerdo con eso.
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,613 Jimmy es uno de nuestros miembros del consejo más leales.
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,532 Luchó en la Primera Guerra de la Pared.
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,535 Estoy seguro de que lo que viste no debe ser nada.
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,995 ¡Esta es la pared!
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,663 ¡Nunca es nada!
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,207 AISHA: <i>Si no lo adivinaron por el olor</i>
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,500 <i>a agresión y cerveza barata,</i>
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,210 <i>ahora están en la zona deportiva.</i>
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 <i>Aquí es donde Yumyulack está atrapado.</i>
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,547 ¡Vamos equipo, sí!
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,965 No lo había visto tan feliz
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,383 desde que consiguió un amigo por correo en prisión.
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,385 Mark "El Mutilador de Cadáveres" Johnson
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,637 es realmente un buen pintor de paisajes.
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,639 ¡Jonrón! ¡Anotación!
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,474 ¡Defensa! ¡Uh!
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,851 Carajos. ¿Cómo vamos a sacarlo de esto?
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,102 Está totalmente inmerso.
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,896 ¿Qué es lo que más le gusta a Yumyulack?
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:04,479 No lo sé.
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,939 Enojarse es su pasatiempo favorito
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,774 después de la lucha en jaula competitiva.
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,067 Le encanta estar enojado.
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,819 Vamos a leerle algunos comentarios de Internet.
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,696 Aisha, abre el subreddit de Marvel.
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,782 Veamos. Uh... ¡ah!
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,367 Yumyulack, este tipo piensa que Wolverine
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,744 debería haber sido interpretado por Zendaya.
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:19,786 ¡Vamos, deportes!
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,748 Me encantan los perritos calientes y pagar 15 dólares por una cerveza.
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,249 Tenemos que sacar la artillería pesada.
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,543 Aisha, reddit de <i>Paddington 2</i> ahora.
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,711 AISHA: <i>¡Ay, Dios mío!</i>
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,297 <i>El primer millón de comentarios son todos gente que quiere</i>
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,882 <i>tener sexo con Paddington.</i>
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,050 <i>Asqueroso.</i>
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,134 Paddington es un imbécil.
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,636 <i>Paddington 1</i> es mejor que <i>Paddington 2.</i>
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,763 Uh, Paddington no duraría ni un segundo en prisión.
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,806 ¡Maldita sea!
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,891 ¿Qué le pasa a esta gente?
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,477 Hugh Grant impregnó a su villano con el encanto picaresco.
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,102 ¡Agárralo!
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,399 AMBOS: ¿Adónde van con él?
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,400 ¡Es nuestro amigo!
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,069 ¡Falta!
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,571 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,406 ¡Falta!
00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:01,620 [gritando]
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:04,873 [gato maúlla]
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,708 AISHA: <i>Muy bien, esta es la zona animal.</i>
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,377 <i>Pupa debe estar por aquí.</i>
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,795 Ah, ¿cuál es?
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,755 No lo sé. Estoy cegado por toda la ternura.
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,381 Mira debajo de ellos.
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:13,882 Escribí mi nombre con marcador en él
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,716 por si alguna vez se perdía.
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,467 ¡Pupa!
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:16,969 ¡Pupa!
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,804 - ¡Pupa! - Lo tengo, lo tengo.
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,058 [animales gruñendo]
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,394 ¡Abajo! ¡Cachorros malos!
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,021 ¡Demonios, corran!
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,356 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,357 [todos jadeando]
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,360 [gruñendo]
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,324 [quejándose]
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,578 ¿Estás segura de que esto está autorizado?
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,621 Porque estamos perdiendo nuestro turno en la pared de la pared.
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,790 Ah, sí. Algo importante está pasando.
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,335 ¡Miren, está robando la comida!
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,962 ¿Qué carajo?
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,713 ¡Vengan!
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:53,714 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,259 ¡No el Gatorade azul!
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,511 Ese es el que tiene la orina de cocodrilo real.
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,013 Ah, ¿qué estás haciendo?
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,558 [discusión indistinta]
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,018 ¡De a uno!
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,227 Encontré a Jimmy robando
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,605 y posiblemente contaminando el suministro de comida.
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,439 Es un espía.
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,815 Eso no es lo que hacíamos.
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,484 Juntaba provisiones para una noche de películas.
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,194 Ah, por favor.
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,112 Pensé que levantaría la moral.
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,864 En una esquina de la pared en la pared,
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,948 si subes hasta arriba,
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,742 puedes ver la computadora de Yumyulack
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,869 con todas sus películas y programas de TV robados.
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,037 No es cierto.
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,538 Está claro que miente.
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,873 Puedo probarlo.
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,249 Tiene razón.
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,627 Puedes ver el archivo de la película <i>Los elegidos</i>
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,045 justo ahí en el escritorio.
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,088 Uh, y la nueva temporada de <i>Top Chef: Insectos.</i>
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,882 Es lo que íbamos a ver.
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,717 A Padma le encanta lo crujiente.
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:41,929 Yo... [suspira]
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,180 Lo lamento.
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,182 Sí, suena divertido.
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,683 Te has vuelto loca, ¿lo sabías?
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,143 A partir de ahora, aléjate de mí.
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,270 Realmente pensé que pasaba algo.
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,563 No hay ninguna amenaza.
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,941 Cálmate de una maldita vez en tu vida.
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,317 Ve a dormir un poco, Cherie.
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,029 No es momento de salvar a Pezlie cuando estamos en paz.
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,245 AISHA: <i>Esta es la zona de fin de semana.</i>
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,622 <i>Encuentren a Terry y salgan antes de que sea demasiado tarde.</i>
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,790 KORVO: Esto va a ser fácil.
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,292 Es solo un grupo de mujeres que comen ensaladas.
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,878 AISHA: <i>No se dejen engañar. No se les permite comer las ensaladas.</i>
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,548 <i>Solo pueden acercarse un bocado a la boca.</i>
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,757 <i>Puede volver loca a una perra.</i>
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,883 <i>Que se lo pregunten a Ryan Seacrest.</i>
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,718 Tendemos que escarbar profundo en el cerebro de Terry
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,720 debajo de todos los consejos para levantar los músculos de las nalgas
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,264 y los menús secretos de Jack In the Box.
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,434 La película favorita de Terry es <i>Chappie.</i>
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,727 Tal vez podamos hacer algo con eso.
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,105 Ah, ¿recuerdas el tema de <i>Chappie?</i>
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,233 Ah, claro que sé. Ganó un Grammy de secundaria.
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,569 <i>♪ Chappie es un robot así que puede irse al infierno ♪</i>
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,988 <i>♪ Todo lo que hace es pasar el rato con Dev Patel ♪</i>
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,489 <i>♪ Es el rap de Chappie ♪</i>
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,532 <i>♪ El rap de Chappie ♪</i>
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,449 <i>♪ El rap de Chappie ♪</i> [pitido de computadora]
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:44,992 [inaudible]
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,951 ESTA CANCIÓN SE ELIMINÓ POR UN RECLAMO DE DERECHOS DE AUTOR
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:46,952 POR PARTE DE CHAPPIE INTERNATIONAL FOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT CORPORATION.
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,705 Me encanta la ensalada y los chismes del vecindario.
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,665 No funciona. Al demonio con esto.
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,251 [Korvo quejándose]
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,003 ¡Ah, Korvo! ¡Deja de apuñalarme!
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,671 ¡Funcionó! El poder del amor.
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,714 ¡Me apuñalaste!
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,591 La próxima vez muévete con la canción de <i>Chappie</i>
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,425 y no tendré que hacerlo.
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,136 Muévete, muévete.
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:04,970 [tosiendo]
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,638 Ah, carajo, acabo de toser sangre.
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,890 ¿Tenías que apuñalarme tan fuerte?
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,557 [Korvo se queja]
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,393 ¡Ay, no! ¡La señora de la ensalada tiene a Korvo!
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,102 ¡Ah!
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,856 [Korvo jadeando]
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,611 Oh.
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,530 Mira esta familia que te traje.
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,574 Aburrida, como a ti te gusta.
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,993 Ah, con botones.
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,370 Usan el uniforme de la élite costera.
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,581 Están listos para tomarse una foto familiar contigo.
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,541 Son tan perfectos y poco raros.
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,210 AISHA: <i>Bien hecho, idiotas.</i>
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,086 <i>Perdieron a Korvo en la zona familiar,</i>
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,546 <i>la más poderosa de todas las zonas.</i>
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,298 No estoy listo para ser el hombre de la casa.
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,717 Se ha ido para siempre. Detrás de la barrera de pagos.
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,052 [suspira] ¿Una barrera de pagos?
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,638 Así es. ¡Soy una premium!
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,516 ¿Cómo es que eres tan malvada y de aspecto tan normal?
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,684 ¿Crees que es fácil sostener un tenedor así
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,478 y sonreír todo el día, todos los días?
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,021 [mujer de la ensalada riendo maniáticamente]
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,940 Seguro que pensaban que me reía amablemente,
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,859 pero en realidad siempre me reía maniáticamente.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,111 [riendo maniáticamente]
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:03,987 [chasquido de cámara]
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,532 ¡Ay, no, Korvo!
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,951 Ah, la señora dice que no hay manera de sacarlo.
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,077 Maldición.
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,954 ¿Quieren salir de aquí o qué?
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,831 AISHA: <i>Si se van ahora, quedará atrapado en el stockiverso para siempre.</i>
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,209 ¡Odio todas estas malditas reglas!
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,462 Esperen, Korvo odia las ensaladas.
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,256 Solo le gustan esos asquerosos Num Nums.
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,006 Esperen un minuto.
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,424 Debemos comer Num Nums enfrente de él
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,509 para recordarle quién es.
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,927 ¡Terry acaba de encontrar una solución!
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,096 ¡Viva yo! ¡Cómanse esta, amigos!
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,306 Pero ¿dónde vamos a conseguir Num Nums aquí?
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,934 Si Postmates no entrega en la penitenciaría de Joliet,
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,853 seguro que no lo hará en el stockiverso.
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,521 Pupes estaba comiendo un poco esta mañana.
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,857 Tarda miles de años en digerir cualquier cosa,
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,860 como el Sarlacc de <i>El libro de Boba Fett</i> en Disney Plus.
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,279 O como una serpiente, una IP no Disney,
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,864 una serpiente normal y corriente.
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,867 Dale la vuelta al pequeño y busquemos unos Num Nums.
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,875 [masticando ruidosamente]
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,251 - Ay, Dios. - Asqueroso.
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,545 Estos Num Nums ahora están extra rancios.
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,588 [todos quejándose]
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,340 Es como comer cacahuetes de embalaje mojados en caca blanda.
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,801 TERRY: El mío sabe a barra de pegamento abortada de un hámster.
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,719 Voy a vomitar.
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,513 [Yumyulack vomitando]
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,599 En realidad sabía mejor que los Num Nums.
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,933 Mm, jugoso.
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,686 ♪ música tranquila ♪
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,353 KORVO: Mi equipo.
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,981 ¿Mi equipo familiar comiendo Num Nums?
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,025 ¿Harían... eso por mí?
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,361 ¿Aunque sepan a esperma de ballena mezclado con carne de chalupa sin sazonar?
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,822 ¿O como un aborto de hámster en el tercer trimestre?
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,949 ¿Los comerías aunque tengan la sensación en la boca
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,910 de la punta del pene sin lavar de un pingüino?
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,286 Claro que sí, compañero.
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,251 Vuelve aquí y cómete esta lechuga sin condimentar.
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,962 [todos gruñendo] ♪ música dramática ♪
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,631 ¡Lo estamos perdiendo!
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,718 ¡Me están destrozando!
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:50,552 No emocionalmente.
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,762 Mis corazones están totalmente con ustedes.
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:52,721 ¡Pero literalmente!
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,103 ♪ música animada de videojuego ♪
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,441 Uh. Cada vez que despejas una línea, esta cosa se calienta mucho.
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,526 ¿El turno está por terminar?
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:08,820 Sí. Esperamos una de esas piezas largas para conseguir un Tetris.
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,072 Entonces me voy a casa.
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:10,864 Ah, bien.
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,033 Christopher está haciendo tacos de dedos de mantequilla
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,117 esta noche si quieres venir.
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,327 Ah, tengo que descansar.
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,578 Mañana jugamos al Kirby.
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,622 [retumbando] [gritando]
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:20,624 Maldita sea.
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,584 ¡Tenemos un problema por aquí!
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,378 [chispas crepitando]
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,673 Chicos, esto es un desastre. No hay nada que pueda hacer.
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:28,549 ¿Qué pasó?
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,299 ¿Ven ahí arriba?
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,509 Es una quemadura de menta.
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,553 Parece que alguien metió un Mentos aquí
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,137 y lo prendió con Coca-Cola de dieta.
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889 Maldición, no es alguien que quiera paz.
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,475 Sisto sabe que aquí es donde conseguimos nuestro calor.
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,436 Así que ahora está atacando nuestra infraestructura.
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,397 Esto es demasiado.
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,231 Tenías razón.
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,441 El lado bowiniano es claramente una amenaza inminente
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,693 a nuestra forma de vida.
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:48,819 Deberíamos haberte escuchado.
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,280 Bueno, al menos ahora entienden a lo que nos enfrentamos.
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,489 No tenemos otra opción.
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,366 Tenemos que ir al lado bowiniano
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,243 y detener a la Hermana Sisto.
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,828 Y recuperar a Pezlie.
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,538 Es el símbolo del poder de Sisto.
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,874 Es la única forma de detener la locura.
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,834 ¿Por qué tuvo que romper la paz?
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,003 Esto solo puede llevar a la guerra.
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,713 Algunas personas son solo malas.
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,381 Acostúmbrate, carajo.
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,382 STOCKIVERSO
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,551 [todos esforzándose]
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,305 ¡Tienen demasiado poder aburrido de su lado!
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,639 ¡No se atrevan a soltarme!
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,516 ¡Aisha, haz algo!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,934 AISHA: <i>No puedo hasta que lo saquen</i>
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,102 <i>de detrás de esa línea de agua.</i>
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,980 Cómete una bolsa de lechuga romana, zorra de la ensalada.
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:26,106 [grita]
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,983 [todos gritan]
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,569 Lo lamento, Korvo.
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,404 Esto nunca hubiera pasado si hubiéramos tomado la foto
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,363 como querías.
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:33,947 Somos de lo peor.
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,073 No, yo soy el peor.
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,491 Odio sobresalir y ser raro
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,701 y le eché la culpa a la misión
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,037 pero me di cuenta que nuestra rareza es lo que nos hace fuertes.
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,830 No seas tan duro contigo mismo, Korvo.
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,457 Eres el más raro de todos nosotros.
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,541 Y eso es lo más importante.
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,251 ¿De verdad? Gracias.
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,504 Ahora salgamos de aquí como los raros sexis que somos.
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:49,963 [todos vitoreando]
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,925 STOCKIVERSO
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:54,718 ¡Ah, sáquenme esto!
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,802 Hemos estado demasiado aquí.
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,304 La marca de agua se está haciendo permanente.
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,180 ¡Estamos atascados!
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,726 Son parte de la librería de imágenes ahora.
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,269 ¿Dónde está mi ensalada?
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,021 Necesito reír maniáticamente.
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,981 [riendo maniáticamente]
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,983 Esperen, Jesse, ¿tienen que ser de stock, cierto?
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,902 Supongo. ¿Por qué preguntas, Korvo?
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,028 Porque tienes una marca.
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,030 Dime que todavía tienes esa mercancía.
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,031 ¡Claro que sí!
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,617 ¡J-Off al rescate!
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,577 Detente.
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,622 No puedo tener una marca.
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,250 No pueden sobrevivir si no están en el stock.
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,709 Es demasiado específico.
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,504 ¡Marquemos sus traseros!
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:31,588 ♪ música animada ♪
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,842 ¡Tomen estos logos, imbéciles deportivos genéricos!
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,802 ♪
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,890 ♪
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,518 [animales gruñendo]
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:48,313 ♪
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,486 ♪
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,362 [ambas gritando]
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:04,204 ♪
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:05,831 ¡Ah!
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,751 No puedes hacer esto. ¡Soy premium!
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,920 AISHA: <i>¡Salgan ya mismo de ahí!</i>
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,006 <i>¡Todo el universo se vuelve una marca registrada!</i>
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,091 [Korvo jadeando]
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,551 [todos se quejan]
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,261 AISHA: <i>¡Cielos, sí! ¡Lo lograron!</i>
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,137 [todos suspiran]
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,973 Bueno, al final del día, tengo lo que quería.
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,933 Una foto de una familia perfecta.
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,312 Siento haberlos atrapado en el stockiverso.
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,021 No hay problema.
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,814 No fue tan diferente de cuando nos atrapaste
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,316 en el Atariverso el año pasado.
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,276 O como ese personaje-verso de sitcom de los 90
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,777 en el que nos metiste el año anterior.
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:36,486 O espera,
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,238 [imitando a Steve Urkel] <i>¿yo hice eso?</i>
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,865 [público riendo]
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,366 Al menos podemos agregarlo a las veces
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,826 que nos atraparon en un álbum de versos.
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,287 TERRY: Supongo que nos atrapan en muchos versos.
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,371 Ah, vaya.
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,874 Y en cada uno, aprendemos a ser una familia.
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,584 Vengan para acá, bichos raros. Vengan, acérquense.
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,670 Ah. Maldita sea, Korvo. Apestas.
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,963 ¿Cuántos Num Nums has estado comiendo?
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:55,547 Uno.
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,591 Bueno, hueles como una pila de estiércol.
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,051 Y me encanta.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,512 - ¡Ah, qué asco! - Por favor. ¡Bu!
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,096 [Korvo/Terry gimiendo] [Pupa masticando]
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,142 Son nuestra única esperanza.
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,686 Eviten que la pared se congele y rescaten a Pezlie.
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,396 Si Sisto se interpone en su camino,
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,941 están autorizados a ponerla bajo tierra.
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:14,733 Copiado.
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,193 Necesitarán estas túnicas bowinianas.
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,778 Nuestro espía hará contacto.
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:21,281 Ahora voy a hablar en rima para ocultar nuestro secreto
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,533 en caso de que alguien esté escuchando.
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,825 - ¿Por qué eso...? - Shh.
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,119 Hay una bola en la parola de la parola.
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,330 El agujerola en bola no es muy altola.
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,957 Arrástrense por la bola
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,458 y atraviesen la parola.
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,295 Y que la luz de Cristo brille sobre todos ustedes.
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,715 ♪ música premonitoria ♪
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,051 Se puso raro con lo de Cristo al final.
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,386 ¿De qué se trató eso?
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:53,689 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,775 ♪
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,865 ♪
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:09,079 ♪
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,252 ♪
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:21,258 ♪
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:32,060 ♪
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,022 [imita fuego de láser]

00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme ♪
00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,260 I can't believe Terry won't let me trim his back moss with this bad boy.
00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,221 I'd cut the shit out of those unruly tufts.
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,514 [camera shutter clicks] [people laughing]
00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,098 What the fuck is this?
00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,519 Hello, my neighbor Kevin and his wife whose name I choose to forget.
00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,020 I want to say Elphaba.
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,021 Yeah, close enough.
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,523 Why are you all dressed in uniforms?
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,566 Did someone get promoted to an M-level guardian?
00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,152 Nope. We're just taking our annual family photos.
00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,196 I tried fixing our marriage by getting that dog.
00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,823 It helped, but it didn't make up for my many, many affairs.
00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,617 So now we're getting new family photos
00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,827 to show how stable we look on the surface.
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,579 Annual family pictures?
00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,414 You mean you're supposed to do that more than once?
00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,625 Oh, yeah, every year. Keeps the family together.
00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,335 This photographer is the best.
00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,753 Everyone in the neighborhood uses her.
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,047 Even the uggos like Clark and Vivian?
00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,007 Yeah, man, we all do. Don't you?
00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,009 We only did it once to, to trick everyone
00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,136 into seeing us as a non-threatening part of the herd.
00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,430 Oh, I'm sure that's okay. Nobody's gonna notice.
00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,183 Fuck you! We're not weird. You and Annalisa are the fucking weirdos.
00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:00,561 [Solar Opposites scream]
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,603 KORVO: Emergency meeting!
00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,064 We need to take a new family photo because we're weird.
00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,442 KORVO: <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,</i>
00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,486 <i>until the asteroid hit.</i>
00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,614 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa,</i>
00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,741 <i>and escaped into the... space,</i>
00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,160 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,412 <i>We crashed on Earth,</i>
00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,330 <i>stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,332 <i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,542 <i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>
00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,210 <i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>
00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,587 <i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,630 <i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>
00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,631 <i>It's a horrible home.</i>
00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,341 <i>People are stupid and confusing.</i>
00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,719 <i>Everyone loves sports so much, but they all last too long.</i>
00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,970 <i>Everything should be one try</i>
00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,722 <i>and if you don't score points, you're dead.</i>
00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,807 <i>Now those are some motherfuckin' stakes.</i>
00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,935 ♪
00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:48,442 ♪ foreboding music ♪
00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,196 [man laughing]
00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:56,116 ♪
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,417 We've been going back and forth for hours.
00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,460 It's time to vote.
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,379 The proposal is to ration 15 percent of the big candy corn
00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,341 by cutting off the white tip and saving it for next year's harvest.
00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,843 All in favor of just the tip.
00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,929 The motion passes.
00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,305 You're safe to cross the street.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,349 [chuckles] You can put a crossing guard in a wall
00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,560 because he made Yumyulack late to seeing <i>Tomb Raider vs Anaconda,</i>
00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,979 but you can't take the crossing guard out of the man.
00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,067 Another message from our spy.
00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,737 And we still have no idea who this is or why they're helping us?
00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,280 No, that's how they stay alive.
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,366 Okay, it says the baby's safe.
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,619 But Sister Sisto is making the wall colder.
00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,745 What the hell does that mean?
00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,498 It means Sisto will stop at nothing to destroy us.
00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,042 She stole my baby, put up a wall in the wall,
00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,127 and now she's messing with the thermostat?
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,254 She'll kill us all!
00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,797 I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,840 We don't know that yet.
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,884 Cherie, I think you're way too emotionally invested in this.
00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,803 We have to infiltrate the Bowinian side,
00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,389 stop Sister Sisto, and rescue Pezlie.
00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,015 Right now, we have peace.
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,852 We can't jeopardize that by invading the Bowinian side.
00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,855 Our people have been through a war, a mosquito uprising,
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,941 gruesome murders, a low-rise jean trend.
00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,902 I'm afraid if we ask for more, it could all fall apart.
00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,737 So we're just gonna let everyone freeze to death?
00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,947 Come on, that won't happen.
00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,908 We have teams playing the Game Boy 24 hours a day.
00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,077 As long as it's running, we'll have heat.
00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,454 One 8-bit game console isn't enough.
00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,082 Plus, do you think the Bowinians don't have operatives over here?
00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,168 If we have a spy, they have a spy.
00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,586 That's how spy shit works.
00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,630 We need to send a mission across the wall in the wall now.
00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,924 Fine, Cherie, we can vote on whether to send people
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,967 to rescue Pezlie.
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,926 All in favor.
00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,429 Motion fails.
00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,806 For now, we stay the course.
00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,433 You fuckin' cowards.
00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,476 ♪ gentle music ♪
00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,520 Ugh. Our old family photo is out of date,
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,397 and we don't look anything like this anymore.
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,107 Wow, you really care about this.
00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,693 You only stress eat those disgusting Num Nums
00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,069 when you're really upset.
00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,864 How dare you! Num Nums are a Shlorpian delicacy.
00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,700 Ugh. Ah, now I'm gonna smell like dog farts all day.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,869 Can't we just keep using our old family photo?
00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,829 I'm on my zeriod. My skin's all messed up.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,081 We're all on our zeriods because our zycles have zynced.
00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:08,832 Ah!
00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,751 A big part of the mission is us fitting in on Earth
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,753 so they don't kill us and throw the Pupa in a kiln.
00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,254 - [Pupa gasps] - The mission?
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,090 Huh, 2020 called, it wants its stakes back.
00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,592 Silence. The mission never went away.
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,011 I may have gotten a little cooler and a little more with it,
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,095 but we still have a job to do.
00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,389 And you, you're all replaceable, so don't piss me off.
00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,102 You like?
00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,230 I jacked up the sexy with a little titty window.
00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,856 They were already sexy how they were.
00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,775 Watch out. Femme-trepreneur coming through.
00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,443 You too? What are you wearing?
00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,779 This is the J-Off brand I created.
00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,947 It's my drip.
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,365 This picture is the perfect place
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,200 to get my multi-hood out there.
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,201 Check it out.
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,037 Oversized hood, cat ear hood, Unabomber hood.
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,039 And I have swag!
00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,083 Stickers, pop sockets, key chains.
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,417 Pretty fleek, right?
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,211 At least Yumyulack has his robes on.
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,587 I knew I hated him the least.
00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,047 Whoop-whoop! That's what's up, son!
00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,632 Put a quarter in the Juggalo jar.
00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,175 Crap, sorry. [coin clinks]
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,593 Okay. Places, places.
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,762 [camera shutter clicks]
00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,848 Jesse, we can't see your face. You have another hood on.
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,391 Yumyulack, why are you holding your chin?
00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,893 It's my fuck boy face. You like?
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:10,978 - Whatever. - No fair.
00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,896 I wanna do something that makes me stand out.
00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,398 Or handstand out.
00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,357 Here we go.
00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,024 [groans]
00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,442 - Gah! Fuck! - Would you stop that?
00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,068 Let's try again.
00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,153 Everyone look like a perfect non-weird family.
00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,240 Oh! [camera shutter clicks]
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,033 Why do you have to be like this?
00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,202 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:31,248 [Cherie panting]
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,542 [Pezlie crying]
00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:34,793 No, not the--
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:39,798 No!
00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,592 No.
00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,388 ♪ suspenseful music ♪
00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,307 ♪
00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,350 What are you up to, Jimmy?
00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,519 AISHA, I need a ray that will make my family
00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,563 appear perfect and not all weird in a photo.
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,273 AISHA: <i>Are you trying to sell them again?</i>
00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,150 <i>You know they always find their way back</i>
00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,360 <i>'cause they got that compass from that cereal box.</i>
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,322 No, I just need a new family photo for mission reasons.
00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,782 AISHA: <i>Let me scan through all the stock photos on the internet</i>
00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,202 <i>to find the right one for inspiration.</i>
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,328 KORVO: That one right there.
00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:10,829 That family looks un-weird.
00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:11,914 I want a ray for that.
00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,540 AISHA: <i>I can't just hand out new rays.</i>
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,210 <i>They gotta be tested, peer-reviewed, clinical trials.</i>
00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,378 You made a Tubi ray to get free Tubi the other day.
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,130 Don't give me that peer-review shit.
00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:20,881 AISHA: <i>You saw that?</i>
00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,217 [sighs] <i>I guess I gotta start locking my damn door.</i>
00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,886 ♪ dramatic sting ♪
00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,388 This is the most neck-heavy hoodie I've ever worn.
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,265 But damn it, I love the options.
00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,142 Get stock photoed, motherfuckers.
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,769 Wait, was that thing even peer-reviewed?
00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:34,728 [ray fires]
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,648 Oh, shit!
00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,404 Hey, girl. Wha-what's up?
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,280 What's happening?
00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,532 AISHA: <i>What did you fuck up now?</i>
00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:49,034 I zapped everyone with your ray, and they went all Mike TV.
00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,494 - AISHA: <i>I told you.</i> - Are they gone forever?
00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,495 AISHA: <i>Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.</i>
00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,371 <i>They're good.</i>
00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,831 <i>The ray created a pocket universe out of stock photos.</i>
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,916 A stockiverse?
00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,794 AISHA: <i>Yeah, their asses are stuck with all these stock fools</i>
00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,088 <i>and the only way to save them is for you to go in there and get them out.</i>
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,383 Putting my family into a stockiverse is even weirder than we were before.
00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,093 Put me in! AISHA: <i>Hold on now!</i>
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,719 <i>There are some rules to this shit.</i>
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,304 <i>You can't go in all raw dog.</i>
00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,974 <i>If you breathe in the air, you'll get sucked in too.</i>
00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:15,853 <i>Here, take Terry's sexy</i> 12 Monkeys <i>Halloween costume.</i>
00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,313 That all sounds reasonable.
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,315 AISHA: <i>Good. Now shoot yourself in the mound.</i>
00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,900 Huh. How about in the shoulder?
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,361 Or you can give it to me in a pill and I can roll it up in some cheese?
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,821 AISHA: <i>This is the only way.</i>
00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:27,906 [sighs]
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,449 [groaning]
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,451 AISHA: <i>You could've shot yourself anywhere.</i>
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,413 <i>That's what you get for not respecting protocol, bitch.</i>
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:36,540 KORVO: Whoa.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:39,960 AISHA: <i>Welcome to the stockiverse,</i>
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,588 <i>a world of perfectly aged, perfectly diverse,</i>
00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,549 <i>inoffensive people who have no brand affiliations.</i>
00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:48,385 <i>According to my scans, you're near the workplace casual zone.</i>
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,137 - <i>Jesse's trapped here.</i> - There she is.
00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,348 [all laughing]
00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,853 You did a great job on that last presentation.
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,021 Lots of synergy.
00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,398 Looking forward to your PowerPoint this afternoon.
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,275 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,193 [buzzer sounds]
00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,485 AISHA, what happened?
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,404 AISHA: <i>She's been integrated into the stockiverse.</i>
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,072 I love sitting with friends
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,575 so we can all use the same computer.
00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,327 AISHA: <i>You gotta remind her about stuff she likes</i>
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,536 <i>that isn't business casual.</i>
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,746 I don't know what she likes.
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,289 We never have stories together.
00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,375 Let's find opportunities for brand integration.
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,043 Brands!
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,711 She was branding herself with something.
00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,837 Oh, what was it?
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,255 J Doozy. J Dizzle.
00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,465 Oh, it was hoodies.
00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,134 [marker squeaking]
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,135 Jesse, look at my drip.
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,803 I'm full on dripping, like a mom watching <i>Bridgerton</i>
00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,305 in the tub with the lights off.
00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,306 I'm spurting!
00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,934 K-K-Korvo, wearing my brand?
00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,519 That means so much to me.
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,482 Come on. We have to save the rest of the team!
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,983 ALL: Where are you going, Jesse?
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,276 You have a presentation.
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,319 Ah, shit!
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,696 It's a business casual coworker hydra!
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114 [growling]
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,618 AISHA, get us out of here! AISHA: <i>Exit square to your left!</i>
00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,369 Go!
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,621 WORKERS: Let's circle back! Let's circle back!
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,126 ♪ tense music ♪
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:09,091 ♪
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,801 A dead drop?
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,138 We have a spy among us, and their name rhymes with Timmy.
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,640 Timmy. What the fuck?
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,808 No, not Timmy.
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,184 It's Jimmy!
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,561 I forgot we had a Timmy.
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,146 Damn, that's fuckin' cold, Cherie.
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,274 Look, I don't know exactly what's happening,
00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,693 but it has something to do with the food depot.
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,194 I gotta call red light on this.
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,613 Jimmy is one of our most loyal council members.
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,532 He fought in Wall War I.
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,535 I'm sure whatever you saw, it's probably nothing.
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,995 This is the wall!
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,663 It is never nothing!
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,207 AISHA: <i>If you couldn't guess from the smell</i>
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,500 <i>of aggression and cheap beer,</i>
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,210 <i>you are now in the sports zone.</i>
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 <i>This is where Yumyulack is stuck.</i>
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,547 Go team, yeah!
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,965 I haven't seen him this happy
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,383 since he got a prison pen pal.
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,385 Mark "The Corpse Mutilator" Johnson
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,637 is actually a really good landscape painter.
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,639 Home run! Touchdown!
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,474 Defense! Woo!
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,851 Fuck, how are we gonna get him out of this?
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,102 He's fully invested.
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,896 What does Yumyulack love more than anything?
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,939 I don't know. Being angry is his favorite hobby
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,774 right after competitive cage fighting.
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,067 He does love being angry.
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,819 Let's read him some comments from the internet.
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,696 AISHA, pull up the Marvel subreddit.
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,782 Let's see. Uh... ah!
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,367 Yumyulack, this guy thinks Wolverine
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,744 should have been played by Zendaya.
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:19,786 Go sports!
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,748 I love hot dogs and paying $15 for beer.
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,249 We gotta bring out the big guns.
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,668 AISHA, <i>Paddington 2</i> Reddit now.
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,711 AISHA: <i>Oh, my God.</i>
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,297 <i>The first million comments are all people wanting</i>
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,882 <i>to have sex with Paddington.</i>
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,050 <i>Nasty.</i>
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,134 Paddington's a little bitch.
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,636 <i>Paddington 1</i> is better than <i>Paddington 2.</i>
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,763 Ooh, Paddington wouldn't last a second in prison.
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,806 Goddamn it!
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,891 What is wrong with these people?
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,477 Hugh Grant imbued his villain with a rakish charm.
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,102 Grab him!
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,399 BOTH: Where are you going with him?
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,400 That's our friend!
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,069 Foul! Foul!
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,571 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,406 Foul!
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,620 [screaming]
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:04,873 [cat meows]
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,708 AISHA: <i>Alright, this is the animal zone.</i>
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,377 <i>Pupa should be around somewhere.</i>
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,795 Oh, which one is he?
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,755 I don't know. I'm blinded by all the cuteness.
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,381 Check under them.
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:13,882 I wrote my name in Sharpie on him down there
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,716 in case he ever gets lost.
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,969 Pupa!
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,804 - Pupa! - I got him, I got him.
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,058 [animals growling]
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,394 Down. Bad puppies!
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,021 Fucking run!
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,356 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,357 [all panting]
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,360 [growling]
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,324 [groaning]
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,578 Are you sure this is authorized?
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,621 Because we're missing our shift on the wall in the wall.
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,790 Oh, yeah. Something big's going down.
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,627 Look, he's stealing the food!
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,962 What the fuck?
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,713 Come on!
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:53,714 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,259 Not the blue Gatorade!
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,511 That's the one that has the actual gator piss in it.
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,013 Oh, what are you doing?
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,558 [indistinct arguing]
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,018 One at a time!
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,227 I found Jimmy stealing
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,605 and possibly contaminating the food supply.
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,439 He's a spy.
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,815 That's not what we were doing.
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,484 I was getting supplies together for a movie night.
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,194 Oh, please.
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,112 I thought it would raise morale.
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,864 In one corner of the wall in the wall,
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,948 if you climb to the top,
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,742 you could see Yumyulack's computer
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,869 with all his stolen movies and TV shows.
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,037 No, you can't.
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,538 He's clearly lying.
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,873 I can prove it.
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,249 He's right.
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,627 You can see <i>The Boondock Saints: The Dawn of Boon</i> movie file
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,045 right there on the desktop.
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,088 Ooh, and the new season of <i>Top Chef: Insects.</i>
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,882 That's what we were gonna watch.
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,717 Padma loves a crunch.
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,304 I-- [sighs]
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,180 I'm sorry.
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,182 Yeah, that does sound fun.
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,683 You've gone crazy, you know that?
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,143 From now on, stay away from me.
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,270 I really thought something was going on.
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,563 There's no threat.
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,941 Just chill the fuck out for once in your life.
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,734 Go get some sleep, Cherie.
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,029 It's just not time to save Pezlie when we're at peace.
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,245 AISHA: <i>This is the weekend zone.</i>
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,622 <i>Now find Terry and get out of there before it's too late.</i>
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,790 KORVO: This one's gonna be easy.
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,292 It's just a bunch of ladies throwing down some salads.
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,878 AISHA: <i>Don't be fooled. They aren't allowed to eat the salads.</i>
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,548 <i>They can only hover a bite right next to their mouths.</i>
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,757 <i>It can make a bitch crazy.</i>
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,883 <i>Just ask Ryan Seacrest.</i>
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,718 We're going to have to dig deep into Terry's brain
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,720 beneath all the tips for lifting your buttocks muscles
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,264 and Jack In The Box secret menus.
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,434 Terry's favorite movie is <i>Chappie.</i>
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,727 Maybe there's something with that.
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,105 Oh, do you remember the theme from <i>Chappie?</i>
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,233 Oh, of course I do. It won a middle school Grammy.
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,569 <i>♪ Chappie's a robot so he can go to hell ♪</i>
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,988 <i>♪ All he does is hang out with Dev Patel ♪</i>
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,489 <i>♪ It's the Chappie rappy ♪</i>
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,532 <i>♪ The Chappie rappy ♪</i>
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,449 <i>♪ The Chappie ♪</i> [computer beeps]
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,952 [inaudible]
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,705 I love salad and neighborhood gossip.
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,665 It's not working. Fuck this.
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,251 [Korvo grunting]
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,003 Ah, Korvo! Stop jabbing!
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,671 It worked! The power of love.
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,714 You stabbed me!
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,591 Next time, just be moved by the <i>Chappie</i> song
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,425 and I won't have to.
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,136 Come on, come on.
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,638 - [coughing] - Oh, shit, I just coughed up blood.
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,890 Did you have to stab me so hard?
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,557 [Korvo grunts]
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,393 Oh, no! The salad lady got Korvo!
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,102 Ah!
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,856 [Korvo gasping]
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,611 Oooh!
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,530 Look at this family I brought you.
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,574 Bland, just like you like it.
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,993 Ooh, button-downs.
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,370 They're wearing the uniform of the coastal elite.
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,581 They're ready to take a family photo with you.
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,541 They're so perfect and un-weird.
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,210 AISHA: <i>Great going, dumbasses.</i>
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,086 <i>You lost Korvo to the family zone,</i>
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,546 <i>the most powerful of all zones.</i>
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,298 I'm not ready to be the man of the house.
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,717 He's gone forever, behind the paywall.
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,052 [gasps] A paywall?
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,638 That's right. I'm premium!
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,516 How are you such an evil normal-looking salad lady?
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,684 You think it's easy to hold a fork up like this
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,478 and smile all day, every day?
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,021 [salad lady laughing maniacally]
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,940 You probably thought I was laughing nicely,
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,859 but really I was always laughing maniacally.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,111 [laughing maniacally]
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:03,987 [camera shutter clicks]
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,532 Oh, no, Korvo!
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,951 Oh, lady says there's no way to get him out.
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,077 Fuck.
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,954 So you wanna get out of here or what?
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,831 AISHA: <i>If you leave now, he'll be stuck in the stockiverse forever.</i>
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,209 All these fuckin' rules suck!
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,462 Wait, Korvo hates salad.
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,256 He only likes those gross Num Nums.
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,006 Wait a minute.
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,424 We should eat Num Nums in front of him
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,509 to remind him who he is.
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,927 Terry just came up with a solve!
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,096 Go me! Suck my fuckin' dick, you guys.
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,306 But where are we gonna get some Num Nums in here?
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,934 If Postmates won't deliver in Joliet penitentiary,
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,853 they sure as hell won't in the stockiverse.
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,521 Pupes was eating some this morning.
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,857 It takes him thousands of years to digest anything,
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,860 like the Sarlacc from <i>The Book of Boba Fett</i> on Disney Plus.
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,279 Or like a snake, a non-Disney IP.
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,864 Regular old snake.
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,867 Turn that little bitch over and let's find some Num Nums.
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,327 ♪
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,664 [Pupa gasping]
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,251 - Oh God. - Eww.
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,545 These are now extra-rancid Num Nums.
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,588 [all groaning]
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,340 It's like eating packing peanuts dipped in soft poop.
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,801 TERRY: Mine tastes like a hamster aborted a glue stick.
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,719 I'm gonna hurl.
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,513 [Yumyulack vomiting]
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,599 That actually tasted better than the Num Nums.
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,933 Mm, juicy.
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,686 ♪ gentle music ♪
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,353 KORVO: My team.
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,981 My family team eating Num Nums?
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,025 You, you would do that for me?
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,361 Even though they taste like whale sperm mixed with unseasoned chalupa meat?
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,822 Or like a third trimester hamster abortion?
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,949 You would eat them even though they have the mouth feel
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,910 of a penguin's unwashed penis tip?
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,286 Of course, we would, homie.
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,251 Get back here and eat this undressed lettuce.
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,962 [all grunting] ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,631 We're losing him!
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,718 Guys, I'm being pulled apart.
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,762 Not emotionally. My hearts are totally with you.
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:52,721 But literally!
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,103 ♪ upbeat video game music ♪
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,441 Ooh. Every time you clear a line, this thing gets so hot.
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,526 Shift almost over?
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:08,820 Yep. Just waiting on one of those long pieces to get a Tetris.
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,072 Then I'm gonna head home.
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:10,864 Oh, nice.
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,033 Christopher's making Butterfinger tacos tonight
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,117 if you wanna come over.
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,327 Eh, I gotta rest up.
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,578 We're playing Kirby tomorrow.
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,622 [rumbling] [screaming]
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,584 Fuck me. We got a problem over here!
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,378 [sparks crackling]
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,673 Guys, this is a mess. There's nothing I can do.
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,299 - What happened? - You see right here?
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,509 That's a mint burn.
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,553 Looks like someone crammed a Mentos in here
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,137 and set it off with Diet Coke.
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889 Damn, not the fresh maker.
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,475 Sisto knows this is where we get our heat.
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,436 So now she's attacking our infrastructure.
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,397 This is too far.
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,231 You were right.
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,441 The Bowinian side is clearly an imminent threat
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,693 to our way of life.
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:48,819 We should have listened to you.
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,280 Well, at least now you understand what we're dealing with.
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,489 We have no choice.
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,366 We have to go to the Bowinian side
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,243 and stop Sister Sisto.
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,828 And get Pezlie back.
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,538 She's the symbol of Sisto's power.
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,874 That's the only way to stop the madness.
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,834 Why did she have to break the peace?
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,003 This can only lead to war.
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,713 Some people are just bad.
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,381 Get fucking used to it.
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,382 ♪ dramatic music ♪
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,551 [all grunting]
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,305 They've got too much boring-ass power on their side!
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,639 Don't you dare let go!
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,516 AISHA, do something!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,934 AISHA: <i>I can't until you get him out</i>
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,102 <i>from behind that watermark.</i>
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,980 Eat a bag of shitty romaine, you salad bitch.
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,106 Yee-haw!
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,983 [all scream]
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,569 I'm sorry, Korvo.
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,404 This would've never happened if we just took the picture
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,363 the way you wanted.
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,073 - We suck. - No, I suck.
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,491 I hate standing out and being weird
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,701 and I blamed it on the mission,
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,037 but I realized our weirdness is what makes us strong.
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,830 Don't be so hard on yourself, Korvo.
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,457 You're the weirdest one of us all.
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,541 And that rules.
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,251 Really? Thank you.
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,504 Now let's get out of here like the sexy freaks that we are.
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:49,963 [all cheering]
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:54,718 Ew, get it off!
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,802 We've been in here too long.
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,304 The watermark is becoming permanent.
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,680 We're stuck!
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,726 You're part of the image library now.
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,269 Oh, where's my salad?
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,021 I need to laugh maniacally.
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,981 [laughing maniacally]
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,983 Wait, Jesse, they have to be stock, right?
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,902 I guess. What are you asking, Korvo?
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,028 Because you have a brand.
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,030 Please tell me you still have all that fleek swag.
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,031 Heck yeah!
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,617 J-Off to the rescue!
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,577 Stop that.
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,622 I can't be on brand!
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,250 They can't survive if they aren't stock.
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,709 It's too specific.
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,504 Let's trademark their asses!
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:31,588 ♪ upbeat music ♪
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,092 Take these logos, you generic sports hoes!
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,802 ♪
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,518 [animals growling]
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:48,313 ♪
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,362 [both screaming]
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:00,158 ♪
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:05,831 Aah!
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,376 You can't do this. I'm Premium!
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,920 AISHA: <i>Get your asses out of there!</i>
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,006 <i>The whole verse is getting trademarked!</i>
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,091 [Korvo panting]
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,551 [all groan]
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,261 <i>Hell yeah, y'all did it.</i>
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,137 [all sigh]
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,973 Well, at the end of the day, I got what I wanted.
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,933 The photo of a perfect family.
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,312 Sorry about trapping everyone in the stockiverse.
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,021 That's okay.
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,814 It wasn't so different from when you got us trapped
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,316 in the Atariverse last year.
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,276 Or like that '90s sitcom character-verse
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,777 you got us stuck in the year before.
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:36,486 Or wait,
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,572 [imitating Steve Urkel] did I do that?
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,865 [studio audience laughing]
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,366 At least we can add it to the times
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,826 we've been caught in a verse album.
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,287 TERRY: I guess we do get caught in a lot of verses.
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,371 Oh, man.
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,874 And in every one, we learn how to be a family.
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,584 Bring it in, you weirdos. Bring it, come on.
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,670 Ew. God damn it, Korvo. You stink.
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,547 - How many Num Nums have you been eating? - One.
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,591 Well, you smell like shit's ugly sister.
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,051 And I love it.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,512 - Ew, gross! - Come on. Boo!
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,096 [Korvo/Terry moaning] [Pupa chewing]
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,142 You're our only hope.
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,686 Stop the wall from freezing and rescue Pezlie.
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,396 If Sisto gets in your way,
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,941 you're authorized to put her in the ground.
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:14,733 Copy that.
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,193 You'll need these Bowinian robes.
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,778 Our spy will make contact.
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:21,281 I'm now going to speak in rhyme to hide our secret
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,533 in case someone's listening.
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,825 - Why would that-- - Shh.
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,119 There's a ball in the wall in the wall.
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,330 The hole in the ball, it's not very tall.
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,957 You'll have to crawl through the ball
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,458 to get through the wall, y'all.
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,295 And may the light of Christ shine on you all.
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,715 ♪ foreboding music ♪
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,051 That got weird with the Christ thing at the end.
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,386 What was that about?
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:53,689 ♪ dramatic theme ♪
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,775 ♪
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,022 [mimicking laser fire]

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