Внутри и снаружи на планете Икс-Нон — Глена, чудом спасшегося от летающей акулы, подбирают некие инопланетяне. Они доставляют его в свой город и принимают в свою банду. Теперь Глен должен научиться выживать в новом для себя мире. С этими инопланетянами Глена объединяет общий враг в лице космических копов. Глен меняет себе внешность.

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Внутри и снаружи на планете Икс-Нон

Down and Out on Planet X-Non

Сезон: 04Серия: 09

Описание

Глена, чудом спасшегося от летающей акулы, подбирают некие инопланетяне. Они доставляют его в свой город и принимают в свою банду. Теперь Глен должен научиться выживать в новом для себя мире. С этими инопланетянами Глена объединяет общий враг в лице космических копов. Глен меняет себе внешность.

Субтитры

00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,961 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,255 HULU PRESENTA
00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,717 UN ORIGINAL DE HULU
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00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,772 POLICÍASPLATEADOS
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00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,653 [quejándose]
00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,445 ¡No, no!
00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,363 [carne se aplasta]
00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,073 [Glen grita]
00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,991 Tengo una pesadilla.
00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,493 Diviértete en el espacio, imbécil.
00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,661 - ¡Socorro! - Voy a acostarme con tu mamá
00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,538 y a tener una aventura emocional con tu papá.
00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,664 [Terry y Korvo ríen]
00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,500 Esto no es una versión exagerada de la verdad real.
00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,167 No.
00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,877 [Glen ahogándose]
00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,380 Estoy retorciéndome y quejándome.
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,756 [insectos zumbando]
00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:48,799 [tiburón aéreo rugiendo]
00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,013 [jadeando]
00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:58,934 Guau, parece que tenías
00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,561 un sueño expositivo espantoso.
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,395 ¿Dónde estoy?
00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,646 ¿Por qué estoy tan desnudo?
00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,107 Me llamo Zylenol Peehem. Puedes llamarme Zy.
00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,400 La ropa limpia está ahí.
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,110 La tuya estaba empapada en orina y mierda.
00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,445 ¿Qué hacías en el bosque Zabbo?
00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,990 Yo, eh, salí a masturbarme.
00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,908 Tengo una perversión debilitante por los árboles.
00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,744 Oh, tienes un secreto y terrible pasado, ¿eh?
00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,706 Bueno, amigo, tú y todos los demás.
00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,668 [todos riendo]
00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,004 No me asustan esos imbéciles de cuello largo.
00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,213 Cállate la boca, Grag.
00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,048 El otro día te vi meterte en una alcantarilla
00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,383 para evitar a una patrulla.
00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,803 Sí, pero eso es solo porque tengo miedo de que me disparen.
00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,013 [todos riendo]
00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,472 Muy bien, ustedes terminen.
00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,308 Voy a darle a nuestro hombre misterioso el recorrido.
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,979 Eh, me llamo Glen, y no pedí ninguna ayuda.
00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,981 [ríe] Ah, sí. No me digas.
00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:46,940 ¿Qué iba a hacer?
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,650 ¿Dejarte para que te comieran varias criaturas?
00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,235 Mira, estoy quebrado.
00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,653 - No tengo... - Guau, guau, guau.
00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,779 No te estoy robando.
00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,156 Somos los buenos, amigo.
00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,616 Puedes confiar en nosotros.
00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,410 ¿En serio? Porque sonaban como criminales.
00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,453 Ah, no, no, no.
00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,871 Son un montón de ladrones y estafadores,
00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,623 pero es solo nuestro trabajo diario.
00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,749 Oye, la puerta está justo ahí.
00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,958 Puedes irte cuando quieras.
00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:06,835 [puerta silba]
00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,128 [autos voladores silbando] [Glen chilla]
00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,713 ¡Ah! ¡Ay, carajo! [rata vomita]
00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,173 [golpe de puños] Dios mío, ese pobre chico.
00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,050 [puerta silba] [Glen jadeando]
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,345 Tal vez me quede, solo por una noche.
00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,181 Sí, es un asco ahí fuera. Todos son bichos raros.
00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,599 De todos modos, bienvenido a Holohouse.
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,808 Ven, déjame mostrarte el lugar.
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,729 Esta es la sala de clasificación de todo lo que robamos.
00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,064 ¿Por qué se llama Holohouse?
00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,899 Los que llevamos hologramas en el estómago
00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,526 solemos ser los que necesitamos un poco de ayuda.
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,529 Ah, pero yo no tengo un holograma.
00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,738 Nadie es perfecto.
00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,782 Seguro que tienes un holograma en el corazón.
00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,867 No, creo que eso me mataría.
00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,911 - Es una metáfora. - Cierto, lo siento.
00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,039 No lo vas a creer, pero ni siquiera soy de este planeta.
00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,500 [ríe] Sí, no me digas, amigo.
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,793 Pareces un loco.
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,045 Pero a Skeletom no le importa lo que parezcas.
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,171 ¿Qué es un Skeletom?
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:51,839 [bong burbujeando]
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:52,840 [tose]
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,633 Oye, amigo raro.
00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,301 Qué mal que te perdiste en el bosque.
00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,679 ¿Una de esas babosos se pegó a tu escroto?
00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,638 Todas las mañanas.
00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,306 Bueno, me alegro de que hayas salido bien.
00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,892 Gracias, pero no estoy seguro de encajar aquí.
00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:07,062 Oye, todo este lugar es para gente que no encaja.
00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,564 Es una casa llena de arruinados.
00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:09,773 Por eso funciona.
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,358 Nunca robamos a la gente que tiene poco.
00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,776 No matamos, nada de niños.
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,946 Ah, y nunca, nunca cruzamos el puente hacia el lado norte.
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,447 No, está aburguesado como el infierno.
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,075 Si ponemos un pie allí, atraerá demasiada atención.
00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,577 Esto es mucho para asimilar.
00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,329 Casi me come un tiburón aéreo hace un par de horas.
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,539 Oye, amigo, lo entiendo.
00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,709 También odio unirme a cosas, pero nadie más nos cuida,
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,794 así que tenemos que ser una familia entre nosotros.
00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,589 Espera, ¿una familia criminal inadaptada con un código?
00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,465 ¡Esto es como <i>Rápidos y Furiosos!</i>
00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,676 Tal vez mejor ejemplificado por <i>Reto Tokio,</i>
00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,261 pero definitivamente está en todas ellas.
00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,638 Glen, literalmente no tenemos contexto para esa referencia.
00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,182 ¿Pero significa que te unirás a nosotros?
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,350 ¡Sí, amigo, saca las Coronas!
00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,269 [bong burbujeando] [Skeletom tose]
00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,187 ¡Oh!
00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,022 - ¿Quieres un poco? - ¡Diablos, sí!
00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,566 La abuela me enseñó a nunca rechazar un esqueleto brillante.
00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:56,278 [tráfico zumbando]
00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:59,489 ♪
00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,741 - [Skunt se golpea] - Ay, perdón.
00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,492 Solo soy un viejo idiota callejero regular.
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,119 [ríe] Perdón. Que tenga un buen día.
00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,373 Esta ciudad solía ser un paraíso,
00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,917 luego aparecieron los PolicíasPlateados.
00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,335 ¿Ya te encontraste con alguno de esos imbéciles?
00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,253 Odio a los PolicíasPlateados. Son lo peor.
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,047 Sí, los Plats son verdadera basura.
00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,799 Dicen que mantienen la paz, pero son racistas
00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,551 y nos enfrentan a los nativos.
00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,553 Nos echaron de nuestros hogares ancestrales
00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,138 para vivir en las calles.
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,598 Así empezó Holohouse.
00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,768 ¡Mi familia vivió allí durante generaciones!
00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,729 Los Plats odian a los 'Raffs, pero aman a sus bippies.
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,481 Mientras los 'Raffs les sigan pagando,
00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,816 nosotros estaremos aquí, y ellos allá viviendo el sueño.
00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,527 Bien, ¿qué es un bippie?
00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,986 Es lo que usamos para el dinero aquí.
00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,572 Si ves a alguien llevando una pequeña cartera, tómala.
00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,949 [chasquidos de radio] [charla indistinta de radio]
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,951 SKUNT: Ah, carajo. Carajo. Cuidado. PolicíasPlateados.
00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:44,618 ¡Muévanse!
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,579 [todos jadeando]
00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,290 Ah, me gustaría poder acabar con uno de esos malditos Plateados
00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,792 sin atraer a un mundo de mierda.
00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,793 ¿Qué pasa con tu código?
00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,877 No matar, ¿verdad?
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,170 ¿Por un Plat?
00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,672 Sí, podríamos hacer una excepción.
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,715 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,385 ♪
00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,136 [silbando]
00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,180 ♪
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,183 Maldita sea. Estos recuerdos de PolicíaPlateado se están volviendo pesados.
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,521 ♪ música de fiesta animada ♪
00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,481 ¡Ah, Zy! ¿Podemos ir a la feria?
00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,774 ¿Podemos jugar un par de juegos?
00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,984 Sí, ¿saben qué?
00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,443 Creo que tomamos suficientes bippies
00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,779 que a Skel no le importará que nos desahoguemos un poco.
00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,906 Sí. [ríe] GRAGGER: ¡Uh!
00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,661 [Gragger y Skunt riendo] SKUNT: ¡Sí!
00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,453 ¡Ah, sí!
00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,872 GLEN: [risita] Creo que realmente la pasan genial.
00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,206 - ¿Sorprendido? - Sí.
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,417 Antes parecían muy rudos,
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,002 ahora parecen niños.
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,879 Son niños. En el fondo, quiero decir.
00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:37,838 GRAGGER: ¡Ah, cielos!
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,423 ¡Me voy a mear encima!
00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,800 ¡Me estoy meando en los pantalones!
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,886 SKUNT: ¡Yo también! ¡Me meé en los putos pantalones!
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,679 Escucha, antes de acabar en Holohouse,
00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,014 Gragger era panadera.
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,224 [suspira] Llevamos tanto viviendo en la calle
00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,059 que no llegamos a tener vidas normales.
00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,269 Esto es lo que realmente son.
00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,479 ¿Realmente se mean en los pantalones?
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,273 Ah, sí, los dos son sucios como la mierda.
00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,941 Así que vamos a tener suerte si no rebotan
00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,026 algunas pepitas de caca, también.
00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,153 [motor rugiendo, sirena sonando]
00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,404 Ay, carajo.
00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,405 Déjame manejar esto.
00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,240 Buenas noches, oficiales.
00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,450 ¿Puedo ayudarlos en algo?
00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,702 Tenemos denuncias de carteristas en la zona.
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,747 Ustedes sucios Holos no saben nada de eso, ¿verdad?
00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:14,625 No, no escuché nada, pero gracias por el aviso.
00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:15,709 Estaremos atentos.
00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,169 - [PolicíaPlateado se queja, golpe] - ¡Oye, oye!
00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,921 ¿Qué carajos haces? No hizo nada.
00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,215 Este tipo de basura siempre trama algo.
00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,175 Bueno, si lo quieres, tendrás que pasar sobre mí.
00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,720 [ríe] Genial, me vendría bien un entrenamiento.
00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,889 POLICÍAPLATEADO: [en radio] <i>¡Código dos! ¡Todas las unidades respondan!</i>
00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,349 <i>Plateado caído en North Velliman.</i>
00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,267 Tuviste suerte esta vez.
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,102 [sirena sonando]
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,897 Sí, muy bien. Salgan de aquí.
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,190 ¡Púdranse!
00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,317 ¡Santo cielo! ¿Vieron eso?
00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,694 Glen acaba de enfrentarse a dos Plats.
00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:45,572 Creo que eso te convierte en un sucio Holo como nosotros.
00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,741 [ríe] Sí, si tuviera un holograma.
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,160 Bueno, creo que te acabas de ganar uno.
00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,163 ¡Ah! ¡Ah, Dios! Carajo que duele.
00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,499 ¡No sabía que estas cosas estaban pegadas a tu piel!
00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,250 ¡Carajo!
00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,669 ¡Oh, esto es como esa escena en <i>Invasión!</i>
00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,754 Ah, fue una gran película, deberías verla.
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,381 ¡A todos les encanta en la Tierra!
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,048 [holograma se enciende]
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,092 Guau, ¿qué es eso, tu mamá?
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:05,968 ¿Mi mamá?
00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,511 No, mejor que eso.
00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,681 Es un Charger RT con un pequeño bote de NOS en el lateral.
00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,641 Glen, nunca sé qué carajo dices,
00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,976 pero suena increíble.
00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:14,810 ¡Bum, bum!
00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:18,146 - [Holos vitoreando] - ¡Glen! ¡Glen! ¡Glen!
00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,484 UN AÑO X-NON DESPUÉS
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,819 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,529 La Holohouse está en una ubicación privilegiada,
00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,072 y podría enseñarte a hacer masa minch.
00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,366 En vez de ser ladrones, podríamos tener una panadería.
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,243 Sí, ¿pero eso no significaría levantarse todos los días
00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,452 a la madrugada?
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,455 Hay millones de formas en las que podríamos ser legales.
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,207 Solo haría falta algo de imaginación.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,502 Ah, disculpe, señora, se le cayó esto.
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,670 Ah, gracias.
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,839 Mi esposo se hubiera enojado mucho.
00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,507 Toma, por las molestias.
00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,758 Oh, no podría.
00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,220 Muy bien, Sr. Fanfarrón.
00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,513 Bueno, ahora tendrá un bonito recuerdo
00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,599 para suavizar el dolor de perder a todos estos bippies.
00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,851 Siempre pensando en los sentimientos de los demás.
00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,603 [golpes] HOMBRE: ¡Oh!
00:07:57,603 --> 00:08:00,606 GRAGGER: Esos son los Tapires de la calle Lundy.
00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,065 ¿No es ese su propio hombre?
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,109 Sí. Debe haber trabajado con los PolicíasPlateados.
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,153 Maldición, le están dando una paliza.
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,405 Trabajar con los PolicíasPlateados no es tan malo, ¿verdad?
00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,615 ¿Y si ahora está bien? [carne salpicando]
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,325 ¡Ah, carajo, se le salieron los huevos!
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,577 ¡Ah, le están pisando los huevos!
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,745 Sí, se lo merece.
00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:18,665 ¡El que ayude a los PolicíasPlateados merece la paliza de su puta vida!
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,043 Quizá no sabía lo malos que eran los PolicíasPlateados. ¡Dios mío!
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,378 ¡Ahora le están limpiando los huevos de los zapatos
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,254 en la cara!
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,173 ¡No sé por qué les estoy contando esto,
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,508 pero no puedo apartar la vista!
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,593 [Holos riendo]
00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,553 No, les digo que era un viejo y gran shlorpiano.
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,639 - No lo era. - Sí lo era.
00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,224 Creo que tenemos shlorpianos en X-Non.
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,225 Nos van a terraformar.
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,101 Amigo, ¿sabes siquiera cómo es un shlorpiano?
00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,061 No tienen pelo,
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,188 son verdes o azules, y no tienen cola.
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,314 - ¿No? - No.
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,982 Carajo. Esta señora tenía una cola enorme.
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,193 [paquete tintinea] Ah, carajo.
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,110 ¿Eso es sal?
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:47,945 GLEN: ¿Sal? ¿Qué?
00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:48,946 Maldita sea...
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,366 Lo encontré detrás de un panel cuando hacía inventario en la despensa.
00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:55,786 ¡La única forma de conseguir sal es de un maldito PolicíaPlateado!
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,663 Alguien aquí trabaja con los Plats,
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,498 y vamos a averiguar quién.
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,001 Recogí esta maldita cosa desagradable hace un par de ciclos.
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,794 [suspira]
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,088 Esperaba no tener que usarlo nunca.
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,674 Esto es un agrentómetro del mercado negro.
00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,718 Puede detectar trazas de plata en la sangre.
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,761 ¿Qué significa eso?
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,847 Significa que si pasas una buena cantidad de tiempo
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,474 cerca de un PolicíaPlateado o en su elegante TrajePlateado
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,476 deja rastros en tu sangre.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,562 No estoy hablando de pasar cerca de ellos
00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,897 o de recibir una paliza o incluso de pasar una noche en el tanque.
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,776 Necesitas varias interacciones y sostenidas con los Plats
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,652 para activar esto.
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,905 Llena mi cerebro con tus recuerdos,
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,740 maldito imbécil bicho raro. [Glen gimiendo]
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,826 Ahora cómete mi trasero alienígena.
00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,077 ¡Basta ya! ¡Lo entiendo!
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,912 Ay, ¿qué tengo, la maldita enfermedad del flashback?
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,414 Esta cosa duele muchísimo.
00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,499 Así que esta es su última oportunidad de sincerarse.
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044 Maldita sea.
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,963 Muy bien, todos en línea.
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,430 [argentómetro zumba]
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,016 [conejo grita]
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,810 [pitido de argentómetro]
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,644 Estás limpio.
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,606 [rana croa]
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,774 Ya quiero saber quién es el maldito amigo de los Plateados.
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,484 Voy a cortarles las manos. [rana gritando]
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,152 ¡Dios!
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,778 Puedes usarlo después de mí si no tienes un cuchillo.
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,905 Genial, gracias.
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:13,655 Estás limpio.
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,783 [argentómetro zumba]
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,745 [Gragger se queja]
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,245 ¡Maldita sea!
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,955 Carajo, carajo, carajo, carajo, carajo, carajo,
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,123 - carajo, carajo, carajo. - Muy bien, estás limpia.
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,000 Date prisa, quiero saber quién es.
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,084 [argentómetro zumba]
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,253 ¡Oh! ¡Ah!
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,755 ¡Maldita sea! ¡Eso es una basura!
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,632 - Estás limpio. - ¡Iuju!
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,342 Mira, si te tensas, duele el doble.
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,885 Pero sé que no tienes nada que ocultar.
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,220 Odias a los Plats tanto como yo.
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,389 ♪ música tensa ♪
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,558 [Skeletom grita] ¡Skel!
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,228 [Skeletom jadeando]
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,395 Me dieron.
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,563 ¿Quién te hizo esto?
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,397 No lo sé.
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,941 Tenía una máscara. [tose]
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,527 Debe haber [tose] sido el espía.
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,779 Debería haber estado aquí arriba protegiéndote.
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,113 No es tu culpa.
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,615 Tenemos que llevarlo al médico ahora.
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,741 - Ayudemos. - ¡No!
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,576 Todos atrás.
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,954 Lo llevaré yo.
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,999 [pitido de monitor]
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,459 Su holograma se rompió.
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,127 Va a necesitar un reemplazo completo.
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,754 ¡Los gramos de ese tamaño cuestan una fortuna!
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,005 No tenemos suficientes bippies.
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,133 El gran golpe.
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,344 Pero, Skel, siempre dijiste que era demasiado peligroso.
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,346 [Skeletom quejándose, jadeando]
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,681 Muy bien, todos afuera.
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,975 Necesita... descansar.
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:27,020 Tenemos información de lugares con seguridad casi nula,
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,648 y todos tienen cajas fuertes llenas de boppies.
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,024 ¿Quieres decir bippies, cierto?
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,443 Amigo, un boppie vale 2.000 bippies.
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,904 De acuerdo, bien. Pero el dinero en este planeta es una tontería.
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,865 Este mapa contiene todas las casas residenciales
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,283 del lado norte del río.
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,868 Maldición, ciudad 'Raff.
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,744 Pensé que habías dicho que ciudad 'Raff era muy peligrosa.
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:43,954 No tenemos elección.
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,998 Skel está arruinado y nos quedamos sin tiempo.
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,625 A los de 'Raff les encantan las vacaciones cálidas.
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,045 Esta casa de aquí va a estar vacía por un mes.
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:56,508 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:11:56,508 --> 00:12:00,053 ♪
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,180 [chasquido de cerradura]
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:01,805 [crujido de puerta]
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,269 Bien, hagámoslo.
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,562 - ¿Dónde está la caja fuerte? - En el estudio.
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,646 Skunt, ven conmigo.
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,939 Ustedes vigilen la puerta.
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,401 ♪
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,360 [grito ahogado de ambos]
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:16,904 GRAGGER: Maldita sea.
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,780 Ah, vuelve, vuelve a la cama, chico.
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,781 Estás soñando.
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,201 No como un sueño lindo en el que puedes volar o ser superhéroe,
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,286 sino como un sueño de deberes de porquería.
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,704 ¡Hay Holos en la cocina!
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,331 - ¡Cállate! - ¡Cierra la maldita boca!
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,583 Ah, ¿qué demonios creen que están haciendo?
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,335 Ya nos vamos. No queremos hacer daño.
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,586 Amigo, ¿podrías ponerte unos pantalones?
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,295 ¡Vete al demonio!
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,172 Pensaban que esta casa estaba vacía, ¿no?
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,757 Bueno, ¡cancelamos nuestro viaje!
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,133 ¡Guau, oye, guau, guau, guau, cálmate!
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,134 ¡No estamos armados!
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,470 Ponte unos pantalones. Puedo ver tu pene de jirafa.
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,304 ¡No me importa!
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,430 Llama a los PolicíasPlateados.
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,349 Diles que tenemos Holos atrapados en nuestra cocina.
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,476 - Nadie va a llamar a nadie. - Papi.
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,228 Solo baja el arma y déjanos ir.
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,022 Puedes volver a la cama y dormir con tu gran pene de jirafa
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,357 colgando como quieras.
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,358 Ah, al carajo.
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,902 ¿Ustedes sucios Holos creen que pueden irrumpir en mi casa?
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,654 ¡Es solo un salero, papi!
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,447 - ¡Al suelo! - Nuestro amigo está muriendo.
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,448 Tenemos que ayudarlo.
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,366 ¡Cállate! [golpe de arma]
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,034 ¡Oye, no tenías que hacer eso!
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,035 ¡Yo estoy a cargo aquí!
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,787 Estoy a cargo... [disparo]
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,080 [todos gritando]
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,665 ¡Dios mío, se voló la maldita cabeza!
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,999 ¡Ah, maldita sea! [jirafas gritando]
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,253 [Holos jadeando]
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,128 [sirenas sonando]
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:15,963 ¡PolicíasPlateados!
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,464 ZYLENOL: ¡Tenemos que cruzar el río!
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,924 [sirenas sonando]
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,759 ¡Vamos, vamos, vamos! ¡Corran!
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,053 [fuego de armas láser]
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,138 [sirena sonando]
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,725 [Gragger grita]
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,936 Ah, carajo. Estuvo muy cerca.
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,020 ¿Dónde está Grag?
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,480 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,273 [grito ahogado de Glen]
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,526 ¡Glen, no!
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,238 [fuego de armas láser]
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,705 [fuego de armas láser]
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,174 [Grag quejándose]
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,884 Aguanta, Grag. Por favor, quédate conmigo.
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,051 Estamos a salvo ahora. Estamos a salvo.
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,720 ¡Que alguien nos ayude, le dieron a Grag!
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,429 [Gragger se queja]
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,347 Me alegro de haber podido aguantar [se queja]
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,224 hasta llegar a casa.
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,475 Mantente despierta, ¿me oyes?
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,727 ¡No te rindas!
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,854 [Gragger quejándose]
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,646 ¿Grag?
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,107 ¡No, no, Gragger!
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,942 Gragger, despierta, por favor.
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,444 ¿Dónde demonios están todos?
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,904 ¡Necesitamos ayuda ahora!
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,822 - [Skunt se queja] - ¿Skunt?
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,326 Skel, ¿qué estás haciendo levantado?
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,368 [quejido de Glen]
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,995 ¡Skel, no, no, por favor!
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,747 [fuego de arma láser]
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,709 [se queja] ¿Qué demonios?
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,585 SKELETOM: No luches, amigo.
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,213 Esas son ataduras de plata. Solo se apretarán más.
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,797 Skel, ¿por qué haces esto?
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,257 [riendo] Zy, por favor,
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,592 sabes lo que está pasando aquí.
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,761 Yo soy el que trabaja con los Plats.
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,346 ¡Pero la Holohouse era tu sueño!
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,722 Sí, ¡era mi sueño!
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,140 ¿Sabes cuál es mi nuevo sueño?
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,102 No mendigar sobras en un frío y asqueroso almacén.
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,647 ¡He estado trabajando con los Plats por un año!
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,441 Me suministran sal, yo la muevo aparte.
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,859 Pero no tocamos la sal.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:01,652 Tú no lo haces.
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,445 Así acaparo el mercado.
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,239 ¿Para qué necesitas bippies, amigo?
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,491 Los 'Raffs nunca dejarán que un Holo viva en el lado norte.
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,201 Por eso fingí mi ataque,
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,078 [se queja]
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:15,374 para tener los boppies necesarios para una reescritura de ADN.
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,709 Ya ni siquiera seré un asqueroso Holo.
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,461 ¡Pero son unos malditos monstruos!
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,630 ¡Yo también merezco ser un monstruo!
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,383 Lo primero es lo primero, voy a cambiar mi ADN.
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,593 Luego llamaré a los PolicíasPlateados por todos ustedes,
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,679 y luego convertiré el almacén en condominios.
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,889 ¿Nos estás vendiendo por condominios?
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,432 ¿Quién querría vivir aquí?
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,143 Ah, el lado norte era solo el principio.
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,689 Los 'Raffs han planeado aburguesar toda la ciudad
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,815 todo este tiempo.
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,024 ¡No pueden quitarnos nuestra casa!
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,484 ¡Los odio!
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,653 No te preocupes, no estarás aquí para verlo.
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,445 [puerta se cierra]
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,197 [Glen quejándose]
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,700 No te hagas daño. Ganó.
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,201 Solo un Plat puede abrir esos.
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,327 No, no lo entiendes.
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,246 Yo... puedo hacerlo.
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,332 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:01,086 ♪
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,088 [Glen grita]
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,631 ¡Con un demonio, Glen!
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,550 - ¿Eres un PolicíaPlateado? - ¡Maldición, no!
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,886 [suspira] Pero solía serlo.
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,637 Soy un humano de un planeta llamado Tierra.
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,639 Mis vecinos eran shlorpianos que me enviaron al espacio
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474 para evitar que me arrestaran por dispararme indirectamente
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,851 en el pie con una bala coleccionable.
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,060 Los PolicíasPlateados me acogieron.
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,812 [se queja] ¡Pero me traicionaron!
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,397 Intentaron inculparme de asesinato.
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,274 Escapé al bosque, y habría muerto.
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,359 Pero tú me salvaste, Zy.
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,529 ¿Eras un Plat?
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,947 Sí, lo fui.
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,742 Por eso sabes mejor que cualquiera de nosotros
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,119 la peor escoria que son.
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,538 Pasé mucho tiempo obsesionado con vengarme
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,290 de los shlorpianos, luego de los Plats.
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,958 Solo ahora me di cuenta de que no quería
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,710 los autos de <i>Rápidos y Furiosos,</i>
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,337 ¡quería la familia!
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,173 ¡Tienes toda la razón! ¡Y ahora tenemos que protegerla!
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,091 ¡Zy, espera! ¡Tenemos que liberar a los otros!
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,301 ¡Ah, maldición!
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,637 ♪ música de suspenso ♪
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,430 [golpes de pasos]
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,682 [silbido de puerta]
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,936 ¡Está tratando de escapar!
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,897 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,190 Maldición, no está aquí.
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,608 [Skeletom se queja]
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,531 [ambos quejándose]
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,283 [golpes]
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,205 [Glen quejándose]
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,124 ¡Todo esto es culpa tuya, falso Holo de porquería!
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,334 Tú eres el falso Holo.
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,460 Yo no pedí esto.
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,628 Tú me invitaste a entrar.
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,714 ¡Y ahora, te invito a morir!
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,007 [crujen huesos] [Glen se queja]
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:32,928 [Skeletom grita]
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,221 [cuerpo salpica]
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,807 [ambos se quejan]
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,351 [ambos jadean]
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,734 [Skunt silbando] [agua salpicando]
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,034 Skel nos tenía convencidos de robar para sobrevivir,
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,829 pero Gragger tenía razón, podemos ser mejores.
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,040 Podemos construir este barrio y ayudar a Holos a encontrar un propósito.
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,751 Podemos recuperar esta ciudad sin convertirnos en cómo los Plats
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,128 y los 'Raffs nos ven.
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,423 Puede parecer imposible, pero es lo correcto.
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,632 ¡Por Gragger!
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,925 TODOS: ¡Por Gragger!
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,470 ♪ suena <i>Escape From New York ♪</i>
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,680 CASA GRAGGER SON TODOS BIENVENIDOS
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,848 OTROS SEIS AÑOS X-NON DESPUÉS
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,933 Estaba pensando que podría abrir un puesto en la feria.
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,769 ¡Puedes ganar bippies, además algodón de azúcar gratis!
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,771 Ahora esto se siente bien.
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,356 Solo necesitaban a alguien que creyera en ellos.
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,150 Creo que tienes eso cubierto.
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,235 Mira, sé que fue difícil admitir que eras un Plat,
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,862 pero nos salvaste, amigo.
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,281 No tienes que dedicar tu vida a vengarte.
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,115 Tienes razón.
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,578 ¡Muy bien! Se están volviendo muy buenos en esto.
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,788 Creo que podremos abrir una panadería en poco tiempo.
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,748 [puerta silba]
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:44,958 ¿Glen?
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:45,959 [puerta silba]
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,461 [suspira]
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,300 ♪
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,554 [jirafa tose]
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,182 Solo tengo que advertirte, con tanto cambio de ADN,
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,518 no sé si alguna vez podrás volver a ser quien eras.
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,393 [suspira]
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,728 Hazlo.
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,648 [Glen gritando] [carne salpica]
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,527 [pitido y zumbido de máquina]
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,363 [Glen gritando]
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,661 ♪ riff de guitarra eléctrica ♪
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,663 ¡LA GALAXIA TE NECESITA! ¡ÚNETE A LOS POLICÍASPLATEADOS HOY MISMO!
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:23,997 [suena timbre]
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,209 Hola, grandote. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte?
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,837 ¿Es aquí donde me inscribo para ser un PolicíaPlateado?
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,548 Sí, pero primero tienes que pasar por la academia.
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,007 Los peores seis meses de tu vida.
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,384 La mayoría de los reclutas lo abandonan.
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,469 El estrés, cambia sus cerebros.
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,137 Destruye lo que solían ser.
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,348 ¡Pero si te gradúas, te dan una boina gratis!
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,975 ¿Crees que tienes lo que se necesita?
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,768 Tengo que hacer lo que sea necesario.
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,604 No puedo encontrar la paz hasta que se haga justicia.
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,106 Claro, bicho raro.
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,065 ¿Nombre?
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,775 BUSCADO GLEN DE LA TIERRA
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,986 Eh... Dodge.
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,321 Dodge Charger.
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,906 ¿Acabas de inventar ese nombre?
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:58,949 Sí.
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,367 Genial.
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,870 Bienvenido a los PolicíasPlateados.
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,248 ♪ música dramática ♪
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:12,379 ♪
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,925 ♪ tema dramático sonando ♪
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,012 ♪
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,185 ♪
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,482 ♪
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,697 ♪
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,703 ♪
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,754 ♪
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,258 [imita fuego de láser]

00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,214 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:08,634 ♪
00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,232 ♪
00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,445 - [moaning] - No, no!
00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,363 [flesh squelches]
00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,073 [Glen screams]
00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,991 I'm having a nightmare.
00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,493 Have fun in space, you little bitch.
00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,661 - Help! - I'm gonna fuck your mom
00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,538 and have an emotional affair with your dad.
00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,664 [Terry and Korvo laugh]
00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,500 This is not an exaggerated version of the real truth.
00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,167 No.
00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,877 [Glen choking]
00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,380 I'm squirming and moaning.
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,756 [insects buzzing]
00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:48,799 [sky shark roars]
00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,013 [gasping]
00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,561 Whoa, looks like you were having one hell of an expositional dream.
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,646 Where am I? Why am I so naked?
00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,107 Name's Zylenol Peehem. You can call me Zy.
00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,400 Clean outfit's right over there.
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,110 Yours was soaked in piss and shit.
00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,445 What were you doing all the way out in the Zabbo Woods, man?
00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,990 I, uh, go out there to jerk off.
00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,908 I've got a debilitating kink for trees.
00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,744 Ooh, you got a secret fucked-up past, huh?
00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,706 Well, pal, you and everybody else.
00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,668 [all laughing]
00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,004 I'm not scared of those long-necked fucks.
00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,213 Get outta here, Grag.
00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,048 I saw you crawl into a gutter runoff
00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,383 to avoid a patrol the other day.
00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,803 Yeah, but that's just because I am scared of getting shot.
00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,013 [all laughing]
00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,472 Alright, you guys finish up.
00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,308 I'm gonna give our mystery man here the tour.
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,979 Uh, my name is Glen, and I didn't ask for any help.
00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,981 [chuckles] Oh, yeah. No shit.
00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:46,940 What was I gonna do?
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,650 Leave you to get eaten by various creatures?
00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,235 Look, I'm broke.
00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,653 - I don't have-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,779 I'm not robbing you.
00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,156 We're the good guys, man.
00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,616 You can trust us.
00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,410 Really? 'Cause they sure sounded like criminals.
00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,453 Oh, no, no, no.
00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,871 They are a bunch of thieves and con men,
00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,623 but that's just our day job.
00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,749 Hey, door's right there.
00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,958 You can leave whenever you want.
00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:06,835 [door clanks]
00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,128 [flying cars whooshing] [Glen whimpers]
00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,713 Oh! Oh, shit! [rat retches]
00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,173 [fists thudding] Oh, my God, that poor guy.
00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,050 [door whizzes] [Glen huffing]
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,345 Maybe I'll stay just, you know, like, for a night.
00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,181 Yeah, it sucks ass out there. Everyone's a total fucking weirdo.
00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,599 Anyway, man, welcome to Holohouse.
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,808 Come on, let me give you the tour.
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,729 This is the sorting room for all the shit we steal.
00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,064 Why is it called Holohouse?
00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,899 Us folks with holograms on our bellies
00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,526 tend to be the ones who need a little help.
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,529 Oh, but I don't have a hologram.
00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,738 Nobody's perfect.
00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,782 I'm sure you got a hologram in your heart.
00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,867 No, I think that would kill me.
00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,911 - It's a metaphor. - Right. Sorry.
00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,039 Dude, you're not going to believe this, but I'm not even from this planet.
00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,500 [laughs] Yeah, no fucking shit, dude.
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,793 You look nuts.
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,045 But Skeletom doesn't care what you look like.
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,171 What's a Skeletom?
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,840 [bong bubbling] [coughs]
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,925 Oh, hey, far out, man.
00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,301 Bummer you got lost in the woods.
00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,679 Oh, did one of those nut slugs attach to your scrote?
00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,638 Every morning.
00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,306 Well, I'm glad you made it out okay.
00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,892 Thanks, but I'm not sure I fit in here.
00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:07,062 Hey, this whole place is for people who don't fit in.
00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,564 It's a house full of fuckups.
00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:09,773 That's why it works.
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,358 We never take from people who can't afford it.
00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,776 No killing, no kids.
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,946 Oh, and we never, ever cross the bridge onto the north side.
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,447 It's gentrified as hell.
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,075 We step foot over there, it'll draw too much heat.
00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,577 This is a lot to take in.
00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,329 I was almost eaten by a sky shark a couple of hours ago.
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,539 Hey, man, I get it.
00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,709 I hate joining things too, but nobody else has our backs,
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,794 so we have to be family for each other.
00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,589 Wait, a misfit crime family with a code?
00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,465 This is just like <i>Fast and Furious.</i>
00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,676 Maybe best exemplified by <i>Tokyo Drift,</i>
00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,261 but it's definitely in all of them.
00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,638 Glen, we have literally no context for that reference.
00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,182 But does that mean you're in?
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,350 Yeah, man, break out the Coronas.
00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,269 [bong bubbling] [Skeletom coughs]
00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,187 Oh!
00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,022 - You wanna hit this? - Hell yes!
00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,566 Grandma taught me never to turn down a glowing skeleton.
00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:56,278 [traffic whooshing]
00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:59,489 ♪
00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,741 - [Skunt thuds] - Oh, sorry.
00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,492 I'm just a regular old street idiot.
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,119 [chuckles] Sorry. Have a nice day.
00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,373 This city used to be a paradise,
00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,917 then the Silvercops showed up.
00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,335 You run into any of those assholes yet?
00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,253 Hate Silvercops. They're the worst.
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,047 Yeah, Sils are real pieces of shit.
00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,799 Claim they're keeping the peace, but they're racist as hell
00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,551 and play us natives against each other.
00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,553 They kicked us out of our ancestral homes
00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,138 to live on the streets.
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,598 That's how Holohouse started.
00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,101 Oh, my family used to live right over there for generations.
00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,729 The Sils hate the 'Raffs, but they love their bippies.
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,481 As long as the 'Raffs keep paying them off,
00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,816 we'll be over here, and they'll be over there living the dream.
00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,527 Okay, what's a bippie?
00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,986 It's what we use for money here.
00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,572 You see someone carrying a little satchel, swipe it.
00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,949 [radio crackles] [indistinct radio chatter]
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,951 SKUNT: Oh, shit. Shit. Look out. Silvercops.
00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:44,701 Bolt!
00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,579 [all panting]
00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,290 Oh, I wish I could take out one of those Silver fucks
00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,792 without attracting a world of shit.
00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,877 What about your code? No killing, right?
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,170 For a Sil?
00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,672 Yeah, we might make an exception.
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,715 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,385 ♪
00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,136 [whooshing]
00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,180 ♪
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,183 Fuck me, these Silvercop flashbacks are getting heavy-handed.
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,521 ♪ upbeat party music playing ♪
00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,481 Ooh, Zy, can we hit up the carnival?
00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,774 Ooh, can we play a couple games?
00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,984 Yeah, you know what?
00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,443 I think we nabbed enough bippies
00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,779 that Skel wouldn't mind us blowing off a little steam.
00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,906 Yeah. [laughs] GRAGGER: Woo!
00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,661 [Gragger and Skunt laughing] SKUNT: Yeah!
00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,453 Oh, yeah!
00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,872 GLEN: Huh, they're really having a blast.
00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,206 - Surprised? - Yeah.
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,417 They just seemed so tough before,
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,002 now they kinda look like kids.
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,879 They are kids. At heart, I mean.
00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:37,838 SKUNT: Oh, shit!
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,423 I'm pissin' my pants!
00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,800 Piss is squirting into my fuckin' pants!
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,886 GRAGGER: Me too! My legs are covered in piss!
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,679 Look, before she ended up at Holohouse,
00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,014 Gragger was a baker.
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,224 [sighs] Man, we've been living on the streets so long,
00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,059 we didn't get to have regular lives.
00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,269 This is who they really are.
00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,479 Are they really pissing their pants?
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,273 Oh, yeah, they're both filthy as fuck.
00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,941 So we'll actually be lucky if they don't bounce out
00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,026 some poop nuggets too.
00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,153 [engine rumbling, siren blaring]
00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,404 Oh, shit.
00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,405 Let me handle this.
00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,240 Evening, officers.
00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,450 Anything I can help you with?
00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,702 We got reports of pickpockets in the area.
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,747 You dirty Holos don't know anything about that, do you?
00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:14,625 No, I can't say I do, but thanks for the warning.
00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,001 We'll keep an eye out.
00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,169 - [Silvercop grunts, punch thuds] - Oh, hey, hey!
00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,921 What the fuck? He didn't do anything.
00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,215 Trash like that is always up to something.
00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,175 Well, if you want him, you'll have to go through me.
00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,720 [laughs] Great, I could use a workout.
00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,680 SILVERCOP [on radio]: <i>Code two, all units respond.</i>
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,349 <i>Silver down on North Velliman.</i>
00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,267 You got lucky this time.
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,019 [siren blaring]
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,897 Yeah, that's right. Scoot away.
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,190 Fuck you!
00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,317 Holy shit! Did you guys see that?
00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,694 Glen just stood his ground against two Sils.
00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:45,572 I think that officially makes you a dirty Holo like us.
00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,741 [chuckles] Yeah, if I had a hologram.
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,160 Well, shit, man, I think you just earned one.
00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,163 Oh! Oh God! Holy fuck that hurts.
00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,499 I didn't know these things were attached to your skin.
00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,250 Fuck!
00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,669 Oh, this is just like that scene in <i>Starship Troopers.</i>
00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,754 Ah, it was a great movie, you should see it.
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,381 Ow, everyone loves it on Earth.
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,048 [hologram powers up]
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,092 Whoa, what even is that, your mom?
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,301 My mom?
00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,511 Nah, it's better.
00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,681 It's a Charger RT with a little NOS canister on the side.
00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,641 Glen, I never know what the fuck you're saying,
00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,976 but it sounds awesome.
00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:14,810 Boom, boom!
00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:18,146 - [Holos cheering] - Go, Glen! Go, Glen! Go, Glen!
00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,819 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,529 Holohouse is in a prime location
00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,072 and I could teach you how to make minch dough.
00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,366 Instead of being thieves, we could run a bakery.
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,243 Yeah, but wouldn't that mean getting up every day
00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,452 at the crack of ass?
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,455 There are, like, a billion trillion ways we could go legit.
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,207 It would just take some imagination.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,502 Uh, excuse me, ma'am, you dropped this.
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,670 Oh, thank you.
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,839 My husband would've been so upset.
00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,507 Here, for your trouble.
00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,758 Oh, I couldn't possibly.
00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,220 Okay, Mr. Show Off.
00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,513 Well, now she'll have a nice memory
00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,599 to soften the pain of losing all these bippies.
00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,851 Always thinking about everyone else's feelings.
00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,603 [punches thudding] MAN: Ow!
00:07:57,603 --> 00:08:00,606 GRAGGER: Oh, that's the Lundy Street Tapirs.
00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,065 Isn't that their own guy?
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,109 Yeah, he must have worked with the Silvercops.
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,153 Fuck me, they're beating the shit outta him.
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,405 Working with the Silvercops isn't that bad, right?
00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,615 What if he's cool now? [flesh squelching]
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,325 Oh, shit, his nuts just popped out!
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,577 Oh, they're stomping his exposed nuts.
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,745 Yeah, serves him right.
00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:18,665 Anyone who helps the Silvercops deserves the beating of their fuckin' life.
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,043 Maybe he didn't know how bad the Silvercops were. Oh, my God!
00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,378 Oh, now they're wiping the nuts off their shoes
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,254 on his face.
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,173 I don't know why I'm even telling you guys this,
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,508 but I can't look away.
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,593 [Holos laughing]
00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,553 I'm telling you, it was a big old Shlorpian.
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,639 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was.
00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,224 I think we got Shlorpians on X-Non.
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,225 They're gonna terraform us.
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,101 Dude, do you even know what a Shlorpian looks like?
00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,061 They have no hair.
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,188 They're green or blue, and they don't have tails.
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,314 - They don't? - No.
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,982 Crap. This lady had a huge tail.
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,193 [package clinks] Oh, shit.
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,110 Is that salt?
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,946 - GLEN: Salt? What? - Holy shit...
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,366 Found it stuffed behind a wall panel when I was doing inventory in the larder.
00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:55,786 The only way to even get salt is from a fucking Silvercop.
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,663 Somebody here is working with the Sils,
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,498 and we're gonna find out who.
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,001 Picked this nasty fucking thing up a couple cycles ago.
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,794 [sighs]
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,088 I was really hoping I'd never have to use it.
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,674 This here's a black market argentometer.
00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,718 It can detect trace amounts of silver in the blood.
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,761 What does that mean?
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,847 It means that if you spend a good amount of time
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,474 around a Silvercop or in their fancy Silversuit,
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,476 it leaves behind traces in your blood.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,562 Now, I'm not talking about walking past them
00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,897 or getting roughed up or even spending a night in the tank.
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,776 You need multiple, sustained interactions with the Sils
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,652 to set this off.
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,905 Frunk my brain with your memories,
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,740 you freaky little bitch. [Glen moaning]
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,826 Now eat my alien ass.
00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,077 Fucking, enough! I get it!
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,912 Gah, what do I have, fucking flashback disease?
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,414 This thing hurts like a bitch.
00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,499 So this is your last chance to come clean.
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044 God damn it.
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,963 Alright, line up.
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,430 [argentometer buzzing]
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,016 [rabbit screaming]
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,810 [argentometer beeping]
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,644 You're clear.
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,606 [frog croaks]
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,774 I can't wait to find out who's a fucking Silver kisser.
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,484 I'm gonna cut their hands off. [frog screaming]
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,152 Jesus!
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,778 You can use it after me if you don't got a knife.
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,905 Great, thank you.
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:13,655 You're clear.
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,783 [argentometer hums]
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,245 - [Gragger grunting] - Fuck!
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,955 Shit, shitty, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,123 - shit, shit, shit, shit - Alright, you're clear.
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,000 Hurry up, I wanna know who it is.
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,084 [argentometer hums]
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,253 Ow! Aah!
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,755 Fuck! Bitching shit ass!
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,632 - You're clear. - Woo-hoo.
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,342 Look, if you tense up, it hurts twice as bad.
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,885 But I know you got nothing to hide.
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,220 You hate the Sils as much as I do.
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,389 ♪ tense music playing ♪
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,558 [Skeletom screams] Skel!
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,228 [Skeletom panting]
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,395 Got the drop on me.
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,563 Who did this?
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,941 I don't know. In a mask. [coughs]
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,527 Must have [coughs] been the spy.
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,779 Fuck, I should have been up here protecting you.
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,113 Not your fault.
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,615 We need to get him to medical now.
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,741 - Let us help. - No!
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,576 Everybody just get back.
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,954 I'll carry him myself.
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,999 [monitor beeping]
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,459 His hologram cracked.
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,127 He's gonna need a full replacement.
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,754 Grams that size cost a fortune!
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,005 We don't have enough bippies.
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,133 The big score.
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,344 But, Skel, you always said it was too dangerous.
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,346 [Skeletom groaning, panting]
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,681 Alright, everybody out.
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,975 He, he needs to rest.
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:27,020 We have intel on a couple places with almost zero security,
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,648 and all have safes stuffed to the brim with boppies.
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,024 You mean bippies, right?
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,443 Dude, a boppie's worth 2,000 bippies.
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,904 Alright, fine, but the money on this planet is fucking silly.
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,865 This map contains all residential homes
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,283 on the north side of the river.
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,868 Shit, 'Raff town.
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,744 I thought you said 'Raff town was too dangerous.
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:43,954 We don't have a choice.
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,998 Skel's fucked, and we're running out of time.
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,625 'Raffs love to take nice warm vacations.
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,045 This house right here is gonna be empty for a month.
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:56,508 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
00:11:56,508 --> 00:12:00,053 ♪
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,180 [lock clicking]
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:01,805 [door creaks]
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,269 Okay, let's do this.
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,562 - Where's the safe? - In the study.
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,646 Skunt, with me.
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,939 You guys keep an eye on the door.
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,401 ♪
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,360 [both gasp]
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:16,904 GRAGGER: Shit. Fuck.
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,780 Uh, go, go back to bed, kid.
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,781 You're having a dream.
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,201 But not like a cool dream where you can, like, fly or be a superhero
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,286 but like a shitty homework dream.
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,704 There's Holos in the kitchen!
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,331 - Shut up! - Shut the fuck up!
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,583 Gah, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,335 We got turned around. We don't mean any harm.
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,586 Dude, would you put some pants on?
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,295 Bullshit!
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,172 You thought this house was empty, didn't you?
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,757 Well, we canceled our trip!
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,133 Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down!
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,134 We are not armed!
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,470 Please put on some pants. I can see your entire giraffe dick.
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,304 I don't care!
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,430 Call the Silvercops,
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,349 tell them we have Holos trapped in our kitchen.
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,476 - Nobody's calling anyone. - Daddy.
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,228 Just put the gun down and let us leave.
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,022 You can go back to bed and sleep with your big ole giraffe dick
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,357 hanging out the way you like.
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,358 Oh, fuck that.
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,902 You dirty Holos think you can just break into my home?
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,654 It's just a saltshaker, Daddy!
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,447 - On the ground! - Our friend is dying.
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,448 We need to help him.
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,366 Shut up! [gun thuds]
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,034 Hey, you didn't have to do that!
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,035 I'm in charge here!
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,787 I'm in charge-- [gun fires]
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,080 [all screaming] GLEN: Oh, my God,
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,665 he just blew his fuckin' head off!
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,832 Oh, shit! [giraffes screaming]
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,253 [Holos panting]
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,128 [sirens blaring]
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:15,963 Silvercops!
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,464 ZYLENOL: We gotta get across the river.
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,924 [sirens blaring]
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,759 Come on, come on, come on, run!
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,053 [lasers firing]
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,138 [sirens blaring]
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,725 [Gragger screams]
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,936 Oh, fuck, that was too close.
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,020 Where's Grag?
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,480 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,273 [Glen gasps]
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,526 Glen, no!
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,238 [lasers firing]
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,705 [lasers firing]
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,174 [Grag groaning]
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,884 Hang in there, Grag. Come on, come on, stay with me.
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,051 We're safe now. We're safe.
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,720 Someone help us, they got Grag!
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,429 [Gragger groans]
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,347 Glad I was able to hold on [groans]
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,224 until we got home.
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,475 You stay awake, you hear me?
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,727 Do not give up on me!
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,854 [Gragger groaning]
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,646 ZYLENOL: Grag!
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,107 No, no, Gragger!
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,942 Gragger, wake up, please.
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,444 Where the hell is everyone?
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,904 We need help now!
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,822 - [Skunt thuds] - Skunt?
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,326 Skel, wh-what are you doing up?
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,702 [Glen thuds]
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,995 Skel, no, no, please!
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,747 [laser fires]
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,585 [grunts] What the hell? SKELETOM: Don't struggle, man.
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,213 Those are silver bindings. They'll only get tighter.
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,797 Skel, why are you doing this?
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,257 [laughing] Zy, come on,
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,592 you know what's happening here.
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,761 I'm the one who was working with the Sils.
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,346 But Holohouse was your dream.
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,722 Yeah, was my dream!
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,140 Do you know what my new dream is?
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,102 Not begging for scraps in a cold, gross warehouse.
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,647 I've been working with the Sils for a year.
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,441 They supply me with salt, I move it on the side.
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,859 But we don't touch salt.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:01,652 You don't.
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,445 That way, I corner the market.
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,239 What do you even need bippies for, man?
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,491 The 'Raffs will never let a Holo live on the north side.
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,201 Which is why I faked my attack.
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,078 [groaning]
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:15,374 So you'd gather the boppies I need for a full DNA rewrite.
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,709 I won't even be a filthy Holo anymore.
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,461 But they're fucking monsters!
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,630 I deserve to be a monster too!
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,383 First things first, I'm gonna go get my DNA changed.
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,593 Then I'll call the Silvercops on all of you
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,679 and then I'll flip the warehouse into condos.
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,889 You're selling us out for condos?
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,432 Who would even wanna live over here?
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,143 Oh, the north side was just the beginning.
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,689 The 'Raffs have been planning to gentrify the entire city
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,815 this whole time.
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,024 They can't take away our home.
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,484 This fucking sucks!
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,653 Don't worry, you won't be here to see it.
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,445 [door closes]
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,197 [Glen huffing]
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,700 Don't hurt yourself. He won.
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,201 Only a Sil can open those.
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,327 No, you don't understand.
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,246 I, I've got this.
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,332 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:01,086 ♪
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,088 [Glen yells]
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,631 Holy shit, Glen!
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,550 - You're a Silvercop? - Fuck no!
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,886 [sighs] But I used to be.
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,637 I'm a human from a planet called Earth.
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,639 My neighbors were Shlorpians who sent me into space
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474 to avoid being arrested for indirectly shooting me
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,851 in the foot with a collectable bullet.
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,060 The Silvercops took me in.
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,812 [grunts] But they betrayed me.
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,397 Tried to frame me for murder.
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,566 I escaped into the woods and I would've died.
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,359 But you saved me, Zy.
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,529 You were a Sil?
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,947 Yeah, I was.
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,742 Which is why you know better than any of us
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,119 what a bunch of total shitbags they are.
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,538 I spent so long obsessed with revenge
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,290 on the Shlorpians, then on the Sils,
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,958 it's only now that I realized I didn't want
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,710 <i>The Fast and the Furious</i> cars
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,337 I wanted the familia.
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,173 You're god damn right. And right now, we have to protect it!
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,091 Zy, wait, we gotta release the others.
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,301 Aw, fuck!
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,637 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,680 [footsteps thudding]
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,682 [door whooshing]
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,936 He's trying to get away.
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,897 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,190 Shit, he isn't up here.
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,608 [Skeletom grunts]
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,531 [both grunting]
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,283 [punches thudding]
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,205 [Glen grunting]
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,124 This is all your fault, you fake fucking Holo!
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,334 You're the fake Holo.
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,628 I didn't ask for this. You invited me in.
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,714 And now I invite you to die!
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,007 [bones crack] [Glen whimpers]
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,928 [Skeletom screams]
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,221 [body splats]
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,807 [both grunt]
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,351 [both panting]
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,734 [Skunt whistling] [water splashing]
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,034 Skel had us convinced that we needed to steal to survive.
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,829 But Gragger was right. We can be better.
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,040 We can build this neighborhood and help Holos find purpose.
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,751 We can take back this city without becoming how the Sils
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,128 and the 'Raffs see us.
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,423 It might feel impossible, but it's the right thing to do.
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,632 For Gragger.
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,925 ALL: For Gragger.
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,470 <i>♪ Escape From New York</i> theme playing ♪
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,848 ♪
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,933 I was thinking I could open up a stall at the carnival.
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,769 They rake in bippies, plus free cotton candy!
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,771 Now this feels right.
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,356 They just needed someone to believe in them.
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,150 I think you've got that covered.
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,235 Look, I know it was hard admitting you were a Sil,
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,862 but you saved us, man.
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,281 You don't have to dedicate your life to getting revenge.
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,115 You're right.
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,578 Alright, you guys are getting pretty good at this.
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,788 I think we'll be able to open a bakery in no time.
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,748 [door whizzes]
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:44,958 Glen?
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:45,959 [door whooshes]
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,461 [sighs]
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,300 ♪
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,554 [giraffe coughs]
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,182 I just gotta warn you, with this much of a DNA change,
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,518 I don't know if you can ever go back to who you were.
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,685 [sighs]
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,728 Do it.
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,648 [Glen yelling] [flesh squelches]
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,527 [machine beeping and whirring]
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,363 [Glen screaming]
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:23,997 [doorbell rings]
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,209 Hey, big guy. What can I do you for?
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,837 Is this where I sign up to be a Silvercop?
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,548 Yeah, but first you gotta make it through the academy.
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,007 Worst six months of your life.
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,676 Most recruits wash out.
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,469 The stress, it changes their brains.
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,137 Destroys who they used to be.
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,348 But if you graduate, you get a free beret.
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,975 Think you got what it takes?
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,768 I have to do whatever it takes.
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,604 I can't find peace until I get justice.
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,106 Okay, weirdo.
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,065 Name?
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,986 Uh... Dodge.
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,321 Dodge Charger.
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,906 Did you just make up that name?
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:58,949 Yep.
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,870 Cool. Welcome to the Silvercops.
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,248 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,793 ♪
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,925 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,258 [mimicking laser fire]

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