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Солнечные противоположности совершают интервенцию
The Solar Opposites Do An Intervention
Сезон: 05Серия: 07
Описание
Пупа и робот-компаньон дерутся, поэтому инопланетяне закрывают их в подвале, пока сами проводят встречу с персонажами из «Марио». Гэвин и София пытаются избавиться от охотника за головами. Гэвин узнаёт, что груз, который он везёт, это вентиль от садового крана. Если этот вентиль поставить на место, то можно будет включить во дворе полив и двор снова станет зелёным.
Субтитры
- 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:33,429 Дикобраз. Хотя... нет.
- 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,143 Ежатина.
- 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:43,960 Пошёл, ящер!
- 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:55,840 Планета Шлорп была просто идеальной, пока на неё не грохнулся астероид.
- 00:00:55,850 --> 00:01:00,248 Сотне взрослых особей и их репликантам выдали по пупе и отправили в космос
- 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,000 на поиски необитаемого мира, нашего нового дома.
- 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:06,480 Мы рухнули на Землю, планету, кишащую людьми.
- 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:10,300 Да-да, это мой голос. Я держу Пупу, меня зовут Корво.
- 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:12,360 Это мой сериал, я уронил Пупу, видите?
- 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:17,070 Как же нелепо. Ненавижу Землю! Отстойная планета! Люди тупые и странные.
- 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,600 Зачем старпёры-миллионеры вливают себе кровь молодых,
- 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:23,580 если можно отвалить бабки и вколоть кровь робота прямо в гениталии?
- 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:24,772 Рабочая темка!
- 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,775 СОЛНЕЧНЫЕ ПРОТИВОПОЛОЖНОСТИ
- 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:37,285 Говорят, где-то здесь должен быть дозатор с конфетками.
- 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:38,450 Мы же его не пропустим?
- 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,930 Не знаю. Плевать.
- 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,293 Интересно, с каким будет персонажем и вкусом.
- 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,837 Найдём дозатор, и я залезу на самый верх, чтобы увидеть...
- 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,860 Хорош уже. Тот охотник может быть у нас на хвосте.
- 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,009 Думаешь, я наивная дурочка?
- 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:56,260 А кто разделался с твоим хиппи-дружком в Песочнице Тауне?
- 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:58,030 Тебя чуть не прикончили... Дважды!
- 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,950 Обошлось же. А вот ты обдолбался похлеще Мэттью Макконахи.
- 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:05,897 «Я Гэвин. Я слабак, которого размазало от грибов.
- 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:09,317 Отвезите меня в больничку, я не чувствую своих старпёрских рук».
- 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,487 Я должен доставить припасы к фигурке Нохо Хэнка,
- 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:15,420 которую Терри швырнул во двор, когда «Барри» скатился в драму.
- 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,400 А приказов спасать тебя не поступало.
- 00:02:17,590 --> 00:02:18,550 А это что такое?
- 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,340 Баскетболбург.
- 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,538 Я слышала о Баскетболбурге!
- 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:25,917 А правда, что там американские горки сделаны из конструктора?
- 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,587 Ага, но страшно там только из-за мысли, что они вот-вот развалятся.
- 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:31,780 Как подружимся, будем бояться вместе?
- 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:35,426 Мы не подружимся. Я жажду покончить с этим. Пошёл!
- 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:46,440 Божечки, вода!
- 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:53,170 Это же не мираж? Хотя... похер. В такое пекло я нырну и в иллюзию.
- 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,360 Что-то здесь не так.
- 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:56,800 Почему воняет, как в отделе с водкой?
- 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:02,078 Кто последний, тот лошара.
- 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:04,830 Какого чёрта?
- 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:05,706 Смотри!
- 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:12,338 Мамочки. Стрекоза не умеет плавать. Спасателей насекомых! Срочно!
- 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,840 Это не вода.
- 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:18,860 Боже, что за срань?
- 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:24,183 Дешманский санитайзер, от которого пасёт вагиной койота.
- 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,686 В таком масштабе он разъедает, как кислота.
- 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,950 Господи, я могла умереть!
- 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,670 Эй, эй. Обошлось же. Ты цела.
- 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,630 Если честно, мне не нравится Двор.
- 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:39,198 Да уж, а мне ничего не нравится. Кроме Coldplay. Они мочат.
- 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:47,540 Ну же, ребята, он вот-вот придёт.
- 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,170 Я даже гауду достал. Изысканный сыр для нашего знаменитого друга.
- 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,922 Аватар! Синий мой!
- 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:02,180 Мои закуски!
- 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:05,080 Знаешь, сколько тик-токов я посмотрел ради идеальной нарезки!
- 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:06,840 Я велел вам не играть на кухне!
- 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,240 Зачем вы дерётесь? Вы же друзья.
- 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:13,000 Они оба Близнецы с Сатурном в седьмом доме. Удачки!
- 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:17,090 Они родились не на этой планете. Звёздные знаки отличаются от земных.
- 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,940 Энергия Близнецов выходит за пределы галактики.
- 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,115 Вы, стоп грызня.
- 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,242 Мы ждём нашего знаменитого приятеля.
- 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,220 Вот только он не знает, что это интервенция.
- 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:31,709 Надо же, можно перебрать с алкашкой, героином и травкой, если долбить всё подряд без разбора.
- 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:36,160 Он с ума сойдёт. Вы должны быть тише воды, пока он не угодит в нашу ловушку.
- 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:41,380 Уже вижу его выражение лица, когда он столкнётся со своими демонами. Жестяк!
- 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,016 Чтоб вас!
- 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,353 Прекратите уже эти сай-фай драчки.
- 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:55,540 Успокойтесь, или сунем вас в мужицко елогово, пока всё не закончится.
- 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:57,235 Да вы без башни!
- 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,760 А мы уверены, что их можно оставлять вдвоём?
- 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:04,492 Чтобы освободить место в гостиной, пришлось убрать всё опасное сюда.
- 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,077 Лазерную пушку и пуфик.
- 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,510 Ничего с ними не случится.
- 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,081 А что насчёт микровселенной в снежном шаре?
- 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:13,240 Или персонального диска, который ты сделал для Терри после «Трона»?
- 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:17,463 Точняк, мы записали мою душу на эту хреновину, чтобы я жил в сети, как программа.
- 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:18,860 Я чертовски крут, детка.
- 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,110 Всё, лишь бы ты улыбался.
- 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,630 У меня ещё есть цифровая душа? Вот срань.
- 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,490 Фух, ты чуть не освободил Нечто из «Нечто».
- 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,812 Это Мисс Нечто, чтобы нас не осуждали. Всё тип-топ.
- 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:37,858 Но даже в доступной пародийной форме
- 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:41,779 эта юная леди так же опасна, как и её экранный сородич.
- 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:44,949 Божечки, мы же не оставим их здесь с Мисс Нечто?
- 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:46,630 Она сожрёт их и украдёт ДНК.
- 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,930 Так-так, Джесси, а как же женская солидарность?
- 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,460 Завидует, что на Мисс Нечто бант лучше сидит.
- 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:55,501 Поставим её сюда... Проблема решена.
- 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:58,460 Мамма миа, я же не зажёг свечи в ванной!
- 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:03,040 Слушайте сюда, только сунетесь наверх, оба будете наказаны до конца времён.
- 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:08,450 Если же интервенция пройдёт без драк, мы поедем в вашу любимую французскую кафешку.
- 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:09,590 «О Бон Па»?
- 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,410 Уи. Будьте паиньками.
- 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:15,680 Позалипайте на «Шрека» с режиссёрскими комментариями.
- 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:18,816 Первую сцену я видела широким планом,
- 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:22,500 но студия настояла, чтобы Шрек выходил из хижины, почёсывая задницу.
- 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,781 Многие хотят знать, как мы заставили Осла говорить.
- 00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:28,409 Арахисовое масло ни при чём. Это... Компьютеры.
- 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,140 Знаешь, по чему я скучаю?
- 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,880 По жизни, где капля дождя не убивает?
- 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:42,381 Вообще я про дешманские сэндвичи, но дождь и правда бесит.
- 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,980 Ежуля, ты на неё урчишь?
- 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:49,263 Мы друзьяшки. Он обнимает меня лапками, когда мы спим.
- 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,600 Я называю это ежиняшки.
- 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,267 А я так просил ежиняшек.
- 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:57,120 Мне... с ним хоть и на минутку, но спокойно.
- 00:06:57,130 --> 00:07:01,170 Во Дворе живётся тяжко, но всё же лучше, чем на Стене.
- 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,380 Там хоть ядовитых озёр нет.
- 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:06,113 Мелочи. Что я только не пережил.
- 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:10,284 Штурм лестницы Герцога в Первую стенную войну.
- 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:11,090 «МИР ИГРУШЕК»
- 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:15,039 Распродажу секс-игрушек, когда Тим пришёл к власти.
- 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:21,420 Я даже переправлял конфетки через Стену, когда бантивианцы отделились.
- 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:23,440 А тут ни Герцога, ни бантвинианцев.
- 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,341 Вот-вот. Это обычный двор.
- 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:30,846 А мы просто доставляем фрукты голодным людям, никакой политики. Так и надо жить.
- 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:44,110 Моё! Моё! Моё!
- 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:45,653 Нет!
- 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,299 Что за?.. Наконец-то!
- 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,677 Знаете, сколько я проторчал в цифровом мире?
- 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,721 Прикиньте, там нет ни одного Дель Тако!
- 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,300 Ты чего, малыш?
- 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:35,120 Перегорожено.
- 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:40,624 Обычно Терри выбрасывает куриные кости ближе к окну на кухне.
- 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:45,400 Это охотник!
- 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,360 Матерь божья, где? А, это я.
- 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,508 Пошёл, Ежуля, вперёд!
- 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,450 Он уже близко!
- 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,910 Свернём с дороги!
- 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:08,680 Дозатор!
- 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:11,800 Чёрт! Нет времени. Гони, Ежуля, гони!
- 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,914 Хороший мальчик! Если оторвёмся — всю неделю лакомишься букашками.
- 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,541 Давай!
- 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,230 Глянь!
- 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,650 Быстрее, толкай!
- 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,100 Сработало!
- 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,450 Уходим.
- 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:43,700 В обход будет долго идти. Должно сработать.
- 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,420 Мы тонем.
- 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:50,340 О нет. Нужно сбросить лишнее. Ежуля, прекращай.
- 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,440 Всё будет хорошо.
- 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:52,420 Хватит!
- 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:53,280 Ежуля.
- 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,366 Ежуля, нужно успокоиться.
- 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,130 Ай, сука, как жжёт!
- 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,680 Наступать можешь?
- 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:01,910 Мы всё ещё тонем. Нужно скинуть груз. Нет!
- 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:02,890 Нет!
- 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:19,110 Иголки защитили его от санитайзера. Хороший мальчик.
- 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:23,740 Сегодня я узнал до хера нового о ежах. Дерьмо!
- 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:27,523 Мы черпанули много жижи. Погнали!
- 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,620 Нужно сохранить еду. Подгребай.
- 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,830 Мы не бросим повозку.
- 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:35,322 Сделаем новую. Угомонись! Что ты делаешь?
- 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:39,380 Без еды нам вообще не упёрлась эта повозка. Всё пропало.
- 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,430 Чтоб тебя.
- 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:54,508 Жду объяснений, что это только что было.
- 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:56,594 Эм... Я разгрузила повозку.
- 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,347 Ты вообще назвал санитайзер... жижей... Так что оба виноваты.
- 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,182 Что с тобой не так?!
- 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,260 «О Бон Па»!
- 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,340 Я не злюсь, что ты обдолбался и переехал меня на кабриолете.
- 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:23,621 Сколько бы замков ты не разрушил, нет такого наркотика,
- 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:25,205 который бы вернул тебе тебя.
- 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:29,730 Помню, ты начинал как мальчик-геймер, но с тех пор, как вышел фильм, ты изменился.
- 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:32,150 Хочешь сразиться с боссом? Взгляни в зеркало.
- 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,924 Ого! Как сладко стелишь, Терри.
- 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:38,010 Боюсь, я скажу тебе... Хренушки!
- 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,400 Думаете, мне нужна ваша жалость, мелкие шлюшки?
- 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,347 Это я шлюшка?
- 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,475 А не ты предложил Эрику Стоунстриту отсосать за кокс?
- 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,750 И что с того? Я теперь грёбаная звезда! Выкусил?
- 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,160 Ты умолял его!
- 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,860 Спокойно, Терри. Пускай выразит свои чувства.
- 00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,193 Не хочу здесь быть!
- 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,180 Звёзды из «Одни из нас» не должны мириться с этим дерьмом.
- 00:11:57,190 --> 00:12:01,750 Ребята из «Одни из нас» не ездят за рулём... обдолбанные по самые помидоры.
- 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,680 О чём ты думала?
- 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:10,840 Поболтаем об этом позже? Тот охотник никуда не делся. Надо уходить.
- 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:13,810 Куда именно уходить? Ты похерила всю еду!
- 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,860 Ладно, дела у нас так себе.
- 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:19,190 У нас осталась лишь пустая повозка. Я никогда не расплачусь.
- 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:20,400 Расплатишься.
- 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,595 Это тебе не «ДорДэш».
- 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,740 Если нет еды, то и доставлять нечего. И хера с два тебе заплатят!
- 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,280 Мы перевозили не еду!
- 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,080 Чем же тогда, прости, мы занимались?
- 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,580 Вот что мы везём.
- 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,710 Настоящее сокровище.
- 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:38,630 Сраный кусок железки?
- 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,823 Это вентиль для крана с водой.
- 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:45,510 С ним мы сможем включить наконец-то полив. И да здравствует урожай.
- 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,310 У всех будут фрукты, какие они пожелают.
- 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,490 И ты врала мне?
- 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:56,810 Мне пришлось. Трава... всё вокруг умирает. Кто-то выключил разбрызгиватели.
- 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,480 Они пытались захватить власть и контролировать Двор.
- 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,095 Знай они, что у нас есть вентиль...
- 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,570 Так этому типу нужен не я. Он охотится за сраным вентилем.
- 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,490 Технически... да. Но у меня не было выбора.
- 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:15,500 Тебе всего-то остаётся доставить вентиль и получить свои дворбаксы.
- 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:20,420 Это как раз та политическая срань, в которую ни Тим, ни Систо не ввяжутся.
- 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,880 При чём здесь вообще политика?
- 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:25,260 Серьёзно? Не смотрела «Китайский квартал»?
- 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,340 Я смотрю кинчики на Disney+.
- 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,680 Да, сука, это как раз читается.
- 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:34,850 Что ты делаешь? Если вот так свалишь, тебе не заплатят!
- 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,046 А зачем мне деньги,
- 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:41,190 если меня прикончит какой-нибудь Герцог до того, как я их потрачу?
- 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:46,472 Давай, Ежуля, прочь от лгунишки, пока не вспыхнули штанишки.
- 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:52,728 Ладно, вали! Ты мне не нужен. Сама справлюсь.
- 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:58,442 Сраный Гэвин. Тупой мудозвон.
- 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:01,904 Не хочет он, видите ли, спасать Двор.
- 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,072 Кретин!
- 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:11,720 Ты.
- 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,060 Ты убил моего дядю!
- 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,120 Зачем тебе эта улица, пора обратно в Грибное Королевство.
- 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:30,808 Никакого тенниса, никакого гольфа, никаких звёздных саг.
- 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:31,990 Хватит.
- 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,790 Давай-ка в рехаб. Сам же знаешь, что так правильно.
- 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,100 Позволь полюбить тебя.
- 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:36,960 - Пожалуйста! - Задолбали.
- 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,540 Замутишь мне встречу с Тоудом?
- 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:45,130 Боже мой, какой же я кусок дерьма! Простите, ребята!
- 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,826 Я просто хочу мочить черепашек и рубиться в «Одиссею».
- 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:52,913 Мне так осточертело вмазываться в сортире «Лонг Джон Сильвер»
- 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,291 с типами из Mortal Kombat 2.
- 00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,837 Что за херня?
- 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,631 Наверное, не так важно для истории.
- 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,280 Воображение разыгралось.
- 00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:06,593 Спасибо, ребята.
- 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:11,200 Моя игра почти подошла к концу, но теперь я знаю, что надежда есть.
- 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,850 Бирдо! Бирдо! Бирдо!
- 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:15,435 Господи боже, дело не в тебе.
- 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,904 Что с тобой, Ежуля?
- 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,657 Вряд ли ты голоден после двойной порции червей.
- 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,869 Нет-нет, не смотри на меня так.
- 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:35,010 Знаю, и мне... она начала нравиться,
- 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:38,160 хоть она и сказала, что я одет «зашкварно», что бы это ни значило.
- 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:42,060 Эй, куда ты, стой! Я здесь главный!
- 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,719 Так и быть, вернёмся.
- 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,889 Убедимся, что с ней всё хорошо, и свалим.
- 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,226 Идёт. Нам нужно поторопиться. Двигай!
- 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,040 Кажется, мы до него достучались.
- 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:02,540 Да он и месяца не протянет.
- 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:06,670 Парад на День благодарения не за горами, а вы знаете, как он любит спецэффекты.
- 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:10,040 И что это за дерьмо мы тут смотрим?
- 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:14,953 За время съёмок погибли три осла. Малыши «спеклись» под прожекторами.
- 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,350 Мы очень вами гордимся.
- 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,180 Целый день без драк, умнички!
- 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:24,020 Скорее бегите наверх одеваться, мы едем в «О Бон Па»!
- 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,190 Ура!
- 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,780 Мне бы чёртову сижку.
- 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,120 Только Camel с ментолом.
- 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,950 Дерьмо. Давай что есть.
- 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,979 Терри, ты гениальный сукин сын.
- 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,980 Поверить не могу, что твой план сработал.
- 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:45,150 Подстроил, типа наш друг подсел на наркоту,
- 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,980 дав повод для интервенции и предлога закрыть Пупу и Джей-Кей Севенс вместе.
- 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:51,820 Чтобы они наконец-то подружились!
- 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,820 «Подстроил»?
- 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,380 Так или иначе, я впечатлён.
- 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:55,840 Это воспитание.
- 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,760 Спасибо, Мисс Нечто. Думаю, ещё не раз поработаем.
- 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,457 - Мисс Нечто, Мисс Нечто! - Мисс Нечто, Мисс Нечто!
- 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,520 - Вот так! - Отлично!
- 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:01,917 - Да! - Так их, девочка!
- 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,751 Красотка!
- 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,560 Малыш задел меня контейнером с порошком.
- 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:06,880 Двадцатка сверху.
- 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:09,800 Можете идти распространяться по миру, как вирус.
- 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,160 Пофиг, что вы там делаете с людьми.
- 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:12,860 И советик: только без наркоты.
- 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,983 Похоже, здесь она сошла с дороги.
- 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:27,985 Ты чего?
- 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,786 Следы ящерицы, чёрт!
- 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,753 Почему именно Баскетболбург?
- 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,591 Там куча ублюдков, которые были бы рады меня угондошить.
- 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:57,973 Да, знаю. Как всегда... у меня нет выбора. Пошёл!
- 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,977 Ставлю десять дворбаксов, что не буду играть, идёт?
- 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,970 Что за хрень?
- 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:28,520 Американские горки! Всё такое зелёное.
- 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,631 Молоток, Литтл Ричард, правда.
- 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,800 Всё чики-пики. Держи дворбаксы.
- 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,886 Угости жену за мой счёт, малыш.
- 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,700 Мы все одного размера. Это звучит как-то странно.
- 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,990 Это из-за крошечного писюна. Довольна?
- 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,978 Постойте, а я вас знаю.
- 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:49,816 Вы были главной стенсовета. И были неплохим парнем.
- 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,000 Я им и остался.
- 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:56,160 Не знаю, как тебя отблагодарить за то, что проделала такой путь.
- 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,742 Ведь теперь, когда у меня есть все вентили,
- 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:05,540 мне подвластна абсолютно вся вода... доступная даже крошечному глазу.
- 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:12,255 Чёрт, уверена, монолог он стырил из «Китайского квартала».
- 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,840 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В БАСКЕТБОЛБУРГ
- 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:23,840 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,487 Hmm.
- 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,158 Porcupine. No, wait.
- 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,997 Hedgehog.
- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,960 Hyah, lizard, hyah!
- 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,219 <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,</i>
- 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,346 <i>until the asteroid hit.</i>
- 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,308 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa,</i>
- 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,143 <i>and escaped into the... space,</i>
- 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,937 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
- 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,189 <i>We crashed on Earth,</i>
- 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,483 {\an8}<i>stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
- 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,109 {\an8}<i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
- 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,277 {\an8}<i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:11,071 {\an8}<i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>
- 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,363 {\an8}<i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,324 {\an8}<i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>
- 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}<i>It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing.</i>
- 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,579 {\an8}<i>Why do all these old billionaires put young people's blood in their veins</i>
- 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,165 {\an8}<i>when they can be paying to put Gray 55, the robot blood,</i>
- 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,583 {\an8}<i>directly into their genitals?</i>
- 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,667 {\an8}<i>That's the good stuff!</i>
- 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,263 I heard there was an old PEZ dispenser out here somewhere.
- 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,933 - Do you think we'll get to see it? - Don't know, don't care.
- 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,394 I wonder what character it is.
- 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,979 Ooh, and what flavor the PEZ is.
- 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,189 Ooh, and if we find it,
- 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,649 I'm gonna crawl up on the top to get a view of the--
- 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,025 Stop trying to make this fun.
- 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,777 That bounty hunter could still be tracking us.
- 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,862 You know, I'm not some naive kid.
- 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,990 I did pretty good with your hippie pal in Sandbox Town, didn't I?
- 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,034 You almost got killed, twice!
- 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,160 Ah, but I didn't.
- 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,955 Meanwhile, you were higher than Matthew McConaughey's kite.
- 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,414 "Oh, I'm Gavin.
- 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,625 "I'm a lightweight who can't handle some mushrooms.
- 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,170 Oh, take me to the hospital, I can't feel my old hands."
- 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,090 I need to deliver these supplies to the NoHo Hank Funko Pop
- 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,135 Terry threw into the yard when <i>Barry</i> turned into a drama.
- 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,220 Nothing in my orders about keeping you alive.
- 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,555 {\an8}Ooh, what's this thing?
- 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,348 Basketballburgh.
- 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,058 I've heard about Basketballburgh!
- 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:25,645 Do they really have a rollercoaster made out of K'nex?
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,272 Yeah, but it's the kind that's only scary
- 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,399 because you think it's gonna fall over the whole time.
- 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,734 Maybe if you get to like me, we can be scared of it together.
- 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,487 I don't want to like you. I want to be done with this.
- 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,613 Hyah!
- 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,749 Oh, my God, water!
- 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,669 This better not be a mirage!
- 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,630 Actually, I don't even care. It's so hot, I'll take the illusion.
- 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,549 Something's not right.
- 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,801 Why does it smell like the Smirnoff outlet store?
- 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,347 Last one in's a shitty wad of shit.
- 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,685 - What the hell? - Look!
- 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,939 Oh, my God. That dragonfly can't swim.
- 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,150 Someone call a bug lifeguard!
- 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,568 It's not water.
- 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,865 Jesus, what the hell is it?
- 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,035 Hand sanitizer,
- 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,204 the cheap kind that smells like coyote vagina.
- 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,247 At our scale, this stuff burns like acid.
- 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh, my God, I could've died.
- 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,669 Hey, hey, you didn't. You're okay.
- 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,630 I don't think I like the Back Yard.
- 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,299 Yeah, well, I don't really like anything.
- 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,885 Except for Coldplay, they rule.
- 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,644 {\an8}Come on, guys, he's gonna be here any second!
- 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,729 I broke out the gouda today!
- 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,106 Only the fanciest cheese for our famous friend.
- 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,776 Avatar! My blue!
- 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,824 {\an8}Ah, my charcuterie board!
- 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,576 {\an8}You know how many TikToks I had to study
- 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,953 {\an8}to get the meat flopped right?
- 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,788 {\an8}I told you two to stay out of the kitchen!
- 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,249 Why are you fighting? I thought you were besties.
- 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,333 {\an8}They're both Geminis.
- 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,002 {\an8}When Saturn's in their seventh house, good luck!
- 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,088 {\an8}Neither of them were born on this planet.
- 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,090 {\an8}The star signs are hecka different.
- 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,634 {\an8}Gemini energy is bigger than galactic star charts!
- 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,010 {\an8}You two better suck it up.
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,054 {\an8}Our famous friend's coming over to hang out today.
- 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,223 {\an8}But what he doesn't know is that it's actually an intervention.
- 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,559 {\an8}Turns out you can have too much alcohol and heroin,
- 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:31,562 {\an8}and weed, and all the other drugs smooshed up into a big ball.
- 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,357 {\an8}He's going to freak out. Everyone needs to be as quiet as possible
- 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,025 {\an8}while we spring a friend trap on his ass.
- 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:39,112 {\an8}Oh, man, the look on his face when we confront him with his own failings
- 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,198 is gonna be tragic!
- 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,914 Stop it with the sci-fi fight already!
- 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,165 That's it, if you can't behave,
- 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,458 then we're locking you two in the Manc Ave
- 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,960 until the intervention is over!
- 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,255 You two are like feral cats!
- 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,674 Are we sure it's a good idea to leave them alone?
- 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,968 {\an8}Yeah, we had to move a lot of dangerous stuff down here
- 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,178 {\an8}to make room for the intervention in the living room.
- 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,014 Like that laser cannon and the ottoman.
- 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,515 It's all harmless, they'll be fine.
- 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,934 {\an8}What about this microuniverse in a snow globe?
- 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,104 {\an8}Or this soul disc you made Terry after he saw <i>Tron?</i>
- 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,523 {\an8}Oh, yeah, we recorded my soul onto that thing
- 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an8}so I could live in the grid as a program.
- 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,860 {\an8}I'm hella bicoastal, baby.
- 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,111 {\an8}I made that up to make you happy.
- 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,696 {\an8}So I still have my digital soul?
- 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,323 {\an8}- Not cool! - Ah!
- 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,491 {\an8}Ah!
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,495 {\an8}Whew, you almost released The Thing from <i>The Thing.</i>
- 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,040 {\an8}That's a Miss Thing, so we don't get sued.
- 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,791 {\an8}Wink, wink.
- 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,712 {\an8}But even in clearable parody form,
- 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:41,382 {\an8}this little lady is just as dangerous as her big-screen counterpart.
- 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:44,719 Ah, geez, we can't leave them down here with Miss Thing.
- 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,637 She'll eat them and steal their DNA.
- 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,932 Wow, Jesse, um, women have to support other women.
- 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,310 She's just jealous because Miss Thing rocks a bow better.
- 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,937 We'll just put her way up here. Problem solved.
- 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,733 Oh, my stars and garters, I haven't lit the candle in the bathroom yet!
- 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,817 Listen to me, you two,
- 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,694 if either of you come upstairs for even a second,
- 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,196 you're grounded for life!
- 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,823 But if you can make it through this intervention without fighting,
- 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,451 we'll take you to your favorite fast casual French restaurant.
- 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,412 - Au Bon Pain? <i>- Oui.</i> So be good.
- 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,498 Here, just zone out and watch
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,583 {\an8}the director's commentary-only edition of <i>Shrek.</i>
- 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,418 <i>For this first scene, I wanted</i>
- 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,046 <i>a sweeping wide shot, but the studio insisted on starting</i>
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,507 <i>with Shrek coming out of an outhouse, wiping his ass.</i>
- 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,551 <i>Now a lot of people wanna know how we got the donkey to talk.</i>
- 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,429 <i>No, it's not peanut butter. It was computers.</i>
- 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,144 You know what I miss about the before-fore?
- 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,772 Being big enough that a raindrop wouldn't kill me?
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,857 Yeah, I was gonna say $5 foot longs.
- 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,110 But that raindrop thing really is a problem.
- 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,697 - Hedgey, did you just purr at her? - We're friends.
- 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,158 He wraps his little arms around me when we sleep.
- 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,493 I call them hedgehugs.
- 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,286 I've been beggin' you for hedgehugs.
- 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:57,125 He makes me feel safe, at least for a minute.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,168 The Yard's a hard place to live,
- 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,170 but I'll take it over the Wall any day.
- 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,381 The Wall didn't have poison lakes.
- 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,925 Worse. I was there for every era.
- 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,971 <i>I stormed the Duke's staircase in Wall War I.</i>
- 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,600 <i>When Tim took over, I helped clean and distribute sex toys to the needy.</i>
- 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,813 <i>I even smuggled Raisinettes over the wall in the Wall</i>
- 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,690 <i>when the Bowinians split off.</i>
- 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,443 No Duke or Bowinians out here.
- 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,445 That's right, this is a simple yard.
- 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,865 Look at us delivering fruit to hungry people, no politics.
- 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,450 That's the way to live.
- 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,504 Mine! Mine!
- 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,132 No! Ah!
- 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,888 Ah!
- 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,061 Aah!
- 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,153 What the... Oh, finally!
- 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,614 Do you know how long I've been trapped in the digital world?
- 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,657 There isn't even a single Del Taco in there!
- 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,742 Ah!
- 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,622 Ah!
- 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,667 Ah!
- 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:33,930 What's wrong, boy?
- 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,223 Road's blocked.
- 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,267 Usually, Terry throws his chicken legs
- 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,144 closer to the kitchen window.
- 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,399 It's the bounty hunter!
- 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,360 Jesus Christ, where? Oh, me.
- 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,819 Hyah, Hedgey, hyah!
- 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,454 He's still coming!
- 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,914 We gotta go off-road!
- 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,131 PEZ!
- 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,801 Oh, shit! No time to stop! Go, Hedgey, go!
- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,767 Good boy! Get us outta this and it's grubs for dinner all week!
- 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,229 - Come on! - Look!
- 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,649 Hurry, push!
- 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,863 It's working.
- 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,454 Hyah, hyah.
- 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,456 It'll take him hours to get all the way around.
- 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,708 This is gonna work.
- 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,419 Ah, we're sinking! Ah!
- 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,921 Oh, no, we need to jettison weight.
- 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,339 Hedgey, quit it.
- 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,425 - It's gonna be okay. - Ah, come on!
- 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,927 - Hedgey. - Hedgey, please, you need to stay calm.
- 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,138 Ah, god, it burns!
- 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,681 Oh, my God, are you okay?
- 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,309 We're still sinking. We need to lighten the load.
- 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,893 - No! - Hedgey, no!
- 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,950 His quills protect him from the hand sanitizer!
- 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,118 Good boy!
- 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,246 Ha! I'm learning a shit-ton about hedgehogs today.
- 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,748 Crap!
- 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,375 We took on too much goo. Come on!
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,211 We can save the food, pass it over.
- 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,838 We can't leave the cart.
- 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,882 We can build a new cart.
- 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,967 Stop it! What are you doing?
- 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,595 We don't need the cart if we don't have the food!
- 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,388 It's ruined.
- 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,432 Goddammit.
- 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,903 You better have a really good answer for what just happened.
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,322 Um, I did the cart thing.
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,824 You call hand sanitizer goo.
- 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,409 Let's not point fingers.
- 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,952 What is wrong with you?
- 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092 Ah! Au Bon Pain!
- 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,053 I forgive you for getting gacked on blow
- 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,346 and then running me over with your convertible.
- 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,098 No matter how many castles you defeat,
- 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,059 you'll never find the drug that makes you you again.
- 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,687 You know, I remember when you started out as a simple gamer boy,
- 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,730 but ever since the movie came out, you've changed.
- 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,149 You wanna fight the final boss? Look in the mirror.
- 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,902 Wahoo, that was beautiful, Terry.
- 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,863 But I'm gonna have to say, "Oh, no!"
- 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,241 You think I need your pity, you little bitches?
- 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,325 I'm a little bitch?
- 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036 You're the one who offered to blow Eric Stonestreet for an eight ball.
- 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,705 So what if I did?
- 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,749 It's a-me, I'm a fucking a-movie star now!
- 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,167 You begged him!
- 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,294 Calm down, Terrance, let him express his feelings.
- 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,004 I don't wanna be here!
- 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,049 The <i>Last of Us</i> people don't have to put up with this shit.
- 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,135 The <i>Last of Us</i> guys didn't drive their Kart
- 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,804 off the PCH hopped up on PCP.
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,684 What were you thinking?
- 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,185 Can we talk about this later?
- 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,105 That bounty hunter's still out there. We gotta get going.
- 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,816 Get going where exactly? You tossed all the food!
- 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,860 Okay, I know it seems bad.
- 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,403 All we have is an empty cart!
- 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,196 I'm never gonna be able to clear my debt.
- 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,406 Yes, you will.
- 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,574 This isn't DoorDash.
- 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,325 When you get paid to transport food,
- 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,536 you don't get paid without the food!
- 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,288 We weren't transporting food!
- 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,082 Oh, I'm sorry, then what were we doing?
- 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,584 We're hauling this.
- 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,714 That's the real payload.
- 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,632 A stupid metal wheel?
- 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,760 It's a valve for a water spigot.
- 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,430 We can use it to turn the sprinklers back on.
- 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,514 Crops will grow again.
- 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,309 Everyone will have all the fruit they want.
- 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,394 - So you lied to me? - I had to.
- 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,814 The grass, everything is dying.
- 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,817 Someone turned the sprinklers off.
- 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,488 They were trying to take all the power and control the yard.
- 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,740 If they knew we had this...
- 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,618 That bounty hunter isn't even after me.
- 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,578 He's after this fuckin' valve.
- 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,498 Okay, technically, yes, but I had no choice.
- 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,334 Look, all you have to do is deliver this spigot to our contact
- 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,503 and you will get your Yardbucks.
- 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,921 This is exactly the type of
- 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,424 Tim and Sisto political bullshit I will not be part of.
- 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,885 Controlling water isn't political.
- 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,262 What? Haven't you seen <i>Chinatown?</i>
- 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,348 I only watch movies on Disney Plus!
- 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,683 Yeah, well, that's pretty fuckin' clear.
- 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,852 What are you doing?
- 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,855 If you leave now, you, you, you won't get paid!
- 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,690 Ah, what good's money
- 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:40,653 if I get killed by some Back Yard Duke before I can spend it?
- 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,864 Come on, Hedgey, let's leave this liar liar
- 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,783 before her pants catch on fire.
- 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,245 Fine, leave!
- 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,373 I don't need you. I'll do it myself!
- 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,836 Stupid Gavin.
- 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,379 Stupid jerk.
- 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,464 Doesn't even wanna save the Back Yard.
- 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,467 Asshole!
- 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,725 You.
- 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,066 You killed my uncle!
- 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,781 Look, we just wanna see you get off the streets
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,032 and back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
- 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,492 No more tennis, no more golf,
- 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,077 no more superstar sagas.
- 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,996 Oh, come on.
- 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,790 Please go to rehab. You know it's the right thing to do.
- 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,959 Let us love you. Please!
- 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,544 Can you get me a meeting with Toad?
- 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,464 Oh, God, I'm a big piece of shit!
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,134 I'm-a so sorry, you guys.
- 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,679 I just wanna kill turtles and go on odysseys, you know?
- 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,515 {\an8}I'm so sick of shooting up in the bathroom
- 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,058 of a Long John Silver's
- 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,437 with the fighters from <i>Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!</i>
- 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,398 Shh. What the hell was that?
- 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,401 Huh. It's probably not important to the story.
- 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,279 Huh, I guess it was just our imagination.
- 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,697 Thank you, guys.
- 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,074 I was so close to game over,
- 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,201 but now it feels like I have hope.
- 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,745 Birdo, Birdo, Birdo!
- 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,914 Jesus Christ, this isn't about you.
- 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,749 Mmm.
- 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,799 What's the matter, H?
- 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,385 You can't still be hungry after that double helping of mealworms.
- 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,805 No, no, do not give me that look.
- 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,017 Yeah, I know, I-I was starting to like her too,
- 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,769 even though she said I dress "daggy,"
- 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,479 whatever that means.
- 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,481 Hey, hey, come on, stop!
- 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,066 I'm in charge here!
- 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,114 Fine, we can go back.
- 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,909 Once we know she's safe, though, we are gone for good.
- 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,327 Alright.
- 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,120 Okay then, if we're doing this, let's hurry up.
- 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,580 Hyah!
- 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043 I think we really got through to him.
- 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,544 Eh, he won't last the month.
- 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,463 The Thanksgiving Day Parade's right around the corner,
- 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,674 and you know how he gets around the Rockettes.
- 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,885 Okay, I wonder what kind of shit show we're walking into down here.
- 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,012 [on screen] <i>Four donkeys died during the production.</i>
- 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,974 <i>The stage lights were just too hot for the little guys.</i>
- 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,351 We are very proud of you two.
- 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,187 You went the whole day without fighting, good job.
- 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,272 Go upstairs and get your puffy coats,
- 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,024 we're going to Au Bon Pain!
- 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,192 Yay!
- 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,784 I need a fuckin' smoke.
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,120 They only had Camel Crushes.
- 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,955 Gross. Hand them over.
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,916 Terry, you brilliant son of a bitch.
- 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,835 I can't believe your plan worked.
- 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,170 Pretending to get our friend hooked on heroin
- 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,714 so we can have an intervention excuse
- 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,841 to lock the Pupa and JK Sevens down here...
- 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,094 So they would work together and become friends!
- 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,388 -"Pretending"? - Either way, I'm impressed.
- 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,848 It's called parenting, honey.
- 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016 Top work, Miss Thing.
- 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,767 Looking forward to working together again.
- 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,436 Miss Thing, Miss Thing,
- 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,520 - Miss Thing! - Alright!
- 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730 - Yeah! - You go, girl!
- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,566 Little one hit me with a container of laundry detergent.
- 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,775 Here's an extra 20.
- 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,570 You're free to head out into the world and spread like a virus or whatever.
- 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,071 We don't really care what you do to humans.
- 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,865 Well, here's a tip, don't do drugs.
- 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,711 Huh. It looks like she stopped here and went off-road.
- 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,838 What is it, bud?
- 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,011 Oh...
- 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,473 Lizard tracks, dammit!
- 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,690 Oh, why did it have to be Basketballburgh?
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,236 There's two dozen bastards down there who'd love to see me dead.
- 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,239 Yeah, I know.
- 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,076 As usual, I don't have a choice.
- 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,160 Hyah!
- 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,747 I'll bet you 10 Yardbucks I won't gamble, okay?
- 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,968 What the hell?
- 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,354 The rollercoaster!
- 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,524 Wow, it's so green.
- 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,401 Well done, Little Richard, really.
- 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,612 Tip-top work. Here's your Yardbucks.
- 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,864 Treat your wife to a nice meal, on me.
- 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,700 We're all the same size. That name doesn't make any sense.
- 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,744 It's because I have a tiny dick!
- 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,995 Happy?
- 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,832 Wait, I know you.
- 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,668 You used to be the head of the Wall Council.
- 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,503 You were one of the good guys.
- 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,005 I still am a good guy.
- 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,676 I can't thank you enough for guarding this as you crossed the Yard.
- 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,011 Now, with all the spigots,
- 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,098 I can control all the water
- 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:05,602 as far as the tiny eye can see!
- 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,900 Dammit, I bet this is just like <i>Chinatown.</i>
- 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 [♪ dramatic theme playing]
- 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,387 [♪ suspenseful Western music playing]
- 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,811 [shrieks]
- 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,358 [♪ tense music playing]
- 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,487 Hmm.
- 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,281 [slurps]
- 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,158 Porcupine. No, wait.
- 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,952 [slurping]
- 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,997 Hedgehog.
- 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,375 ♪
- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,960 Hyah, lizard, hyah!
- 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,505 [lizard galloping]
- 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,841 ♪
- 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,219 [Korvo] <i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,</i>
- 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,346 <i>until the asteroid hit.</i>
- 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,308 <i>One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa,</i>
- 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,143 <i>and escaped into the... space,</i>
- 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,937 <i>searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.</i>
- 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,189 <i>We crashed on Earth,</i>
- 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,483 {\an8}<i>stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.</i>
- 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,109 {\an8}<i>That's right, I've been talking this whole time.</i>
- 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,277 {\an8}<i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:11,071 {\an8}<i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>
- 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,363 {\an8}<i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>
- 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,324 {\an8}<i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>
- 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}<i>It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing.</i>
- 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,579 {\an8}<i>Why do all these old billionaires put young people's blood in their veins</i>
- 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,165 {\an8}<i>when they can be paying to put Gray 55, the robot blood,</i>
- 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,583 {\an8}<i>directly into their genitals?</i>
- 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,667 {\an8}<i>That's the good stuff!</i>
- 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,879 [♪ dramatic music playing]
- 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:33,468 [♪ suspenseful Western music playing]
- 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,263 I heard there was an old PEZ dispenser out here somewhere.
- 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,933 - Do you think we'll get to see it? - Don't know, don't care.
- 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,394 I wonder what character it is.
- 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,979 Ooh, and what flavor the PEZ is.
- 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,189 Ooh, and if we find it,
- 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,649 I'm gonna crawl up on the top to get a view of the--
- 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,025 Stop trying to make this fun.
- 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,777 That bounty hunter could still be tracking us.
- 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,862 [Sofia] You know, I'm not some naive kid.
- 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,990 I did pretty good with your hippie pal in Sandbox Town, didn't I?
- 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,034 You almost got killed, twice!
- 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,160 Ah, but I didn't.
- 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,955 Meanwhile, you were higher than Matthew McConaughey's kite.
- 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,414 [deep voice] "Oh, I'm Gavin.
- 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,625 "I'm a lightweight who can't handle some mushrooms.
- 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,170 Oh, take me to the hospital, I can't feel my old hands."
- 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,090 I need to deliver these supplies to the NoHo Hank Funko Pop
- 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,135 Terry threw into the yard when <i>Barry</i> turned into a drama.
- 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,220 Nothing in my orders about keeping you alive.
- 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,555 {\an8}Ooh, what's this thing?
- 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,348 {\an8}[Gavin] [sighs] Basketballburgh.
- 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,058 I've heard about Basketballburgh!
- 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:25,645 [gasps] Do they really have a rollercoaster made out of K'nex?
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,272 Yeah, but it's the kind that's only scary
- 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,399 because you think it's gonna fall over the whole time.
- 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,734 Maybe if you get to like me, we can be scared of it together.
- 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,487 I don't want to like you. I want to be done with this.
- 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,613 Hyah!
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,578 [both gasp]
- 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,081 [♪ uplifting music playing]
- 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,749 Oh, my God, water!
- 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,669 This better not be a mirage!
- 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,630 Actually, I don't even care. It's so hot, I'll take the illusion.
- 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,549 Something's not right.
- 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,801 Why does it smell like the Smirnoff outlet store?
- 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,804 [dragonfly sizzles, shrieks]
- 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,347 Last one in's a shitty wad of shit.
- 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,557 - [Gavin grunts] - [Sofia yelps]
- 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,685 - What the hell? - Look!
- 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,939 Oh, my God. That dragonfly can't swim.
- 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,150 Someone call a bug lifeguard!
- 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,568 It's not water.
- 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,445 [bugs squealing]
- 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,865 [Sofia] Jesus, what the hell is it?
- 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,035 [gasps] Hand sanitizer,
- 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,204 the cheap kind that smells like coyote vagina.
- 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,247 At our scale, this stuff burns like acid.
- 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,415 [leaf sizzles]
- 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh, my God, I could've died.
- 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,669 Hey, hey, you didn't. You're okay.
- 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,630 I don't think I like the Back Yard.
- 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,299 Yeah, well, I don't really like anything.
- 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,885 Except for Coldplay, they rule.
- 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:43,723 [♪ intense ominous music playing]
- 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,644 {\an8}Come on, guys, he's gonna be here any second!
- 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,729 I broke out the gouda today!
- 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,106 Only the fanciest cheese for our famous friend.
- 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,776 Avatar! My blue!
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,528 - [Pupa grunting] - [JK Sevens whirring]
- 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,281 - [Pupa shouts] - [tray clatters]
- 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,824 {\an8}Ah, my charcuterie board!
- 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,576 {\an8}You know how many TikToks I had to study
- 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,953 {\an8}to get the meat flopped right?
- 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,788 {\an8}I told you two to stay out of the kitchen!
- 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,249 {\an8}[Jesse] Why are you fighting? I thought you were besties.
- 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,333 {\an8}They're both Geminis.
- 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,002 {\an8}When Saturn's in their seventh house, good luck!
- 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,088 {\an8}Neither of them were born on this planet.
- 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,090 {\an8}The star signs are hecka different.
- 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,634 {\an8}Gemini energy is bigger than galactic star charts!
- 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,010 {\an8}You two better suck it up.
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,054 {\an8}Our famous friend's coming over to hang out today.
- 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,223 {\an8}But what he doesn't know is that it's actually an intervention.
- 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,559 {\an8}Turns out you can have too much alcohol and heroin,
- 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:31,562 {\an8}and weed, and all the other drugs smooshed up into a big ball.
- 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,357 {\an8}He's going to freak out. Everyone needs to be as quiet as possible
- 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,025 {\an8}while we spring a friend trap on his ass.
- 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:39,112 {\an8}Oh, man, the look on his face when we confront him with his own failings
- 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,198 is gonna be tragic! [chuckles]
- 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,742 [missiles whooshing]
- 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,452 - [missiles exploding] - [all screaming]
- 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,537 [crockery clanking]
- 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,914 Stop it with the sci-fi fight already!
- 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,165 - [Pupa grunts] - That's it, if you can't behave,
- 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,458 then we're locking you two in the Manc Ave
- 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,960 until the intervention is over!
- 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,545 [Pupa grunts]
- 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,255 You two are like feral cats!
- 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,674 Are we sure it's a good idea to leave them alone?
- 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,968 {\an8}Yeah, we had to move a lot of dangerous stuff down here
- 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,178 {\an8}to make room for the intervention in the living room.
- 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,014 Like that laser cannon and the ottoman.
- 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,515 It's all harmless, they'll be fine.
- 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,934 {\an8}What about this microuniverse in a snow globe?
- 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,104 {\an8}Or this soul disc you made Terry after he saw <i>Tron?</i>
- 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,523 {\an8}Oh, yeah, we recorded my soul onto that thing
- 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an8}so I could live in the grid as a program.
- 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,860 {\an8}I'm hella bicoastal, baby.
- 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,111 {\an8}I made that up to make you happy.
- 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,696 {\an8}So I still have my digital soul?
- 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,323 {\an8}- Not cool! - Ah!
- 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,407 {\an8}- Ah! - [Jesse gasps]
- 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,491 {\an8}Ah!
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,495 {\an8}Whew, you almost released The Thing from <i>The Thing.</i>
- 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,040 {\an8}That's a Miss Thing, so we don't get sued.
- 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,791 {\an8}- Wink, wink. - [Miss Thing growls]
- 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,168 {\an8}[Pupa gasps]
- 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,712 {\an8}But even in clearable parody form,
- 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:41,382 {\an8}this little lady is just as dangerous as her big-screen counterpart.
- 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:44,719 Ah, geez, we can't leave them down here with Miss Thing.
- 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,637 - She'll eat them and steal their DNA. - [Pupa gasps]
- 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,932 Wow, Jesse, um, women have to support other women.
- 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,310 She's just jealous because Miss Thing rocks a bow better.
- 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,937 We'll just put her way up here. Problem solved.
- 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,064 - [doorbell rings] - [group gasps]
- 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,733 Oh, my stars and garters, I haven't lit the candle in the bathroom yet!
- 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,817 Listen to me, you two,
- 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,694 if either of you come upstairs for even a second,
- 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,196 you're grounded for life!
- 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,823 But if you can make it through this intervention without fighting,
- 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,451 we'll take you to your favorite fast casual French restaurant.
- 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,412 - Au Bon Pain? <i>- Oui.</i> So be good.
- 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,498 Here, just zone out and watch
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,583 {\an8}the director's commentary-only edition of <i>Shrek.</i>
- 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,418 [director] [on screen] <i>For this first scene, I wanted</i>
- 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,046 <i>a sweeping wide shot, but the studio insisted on starting</i>
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,507 <i>with Shrek coming out of an outhouse, wiping his ass.</i>
- 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,551 <i>Now a lot of people wanna know how we got the donkey to talk.</i>
- 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,429 <i>No, it's not peanut butter. It was computers.</i>
- 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:32,016 [♪ suspenseful Western music playing]
- 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,144 You know what I miss about the before-fore?
- 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,772 Being big enough that a raindrop wouldn't kill me?
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,857 Yeah, I was gonna say $5 foot longs.
- 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,110 But that raindrop thing really is a problem.
- 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,861 [Hedgey purrs]
- 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,697 - Hedgey, did you just purr at her? - We're friends.
- 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,158 He wraps his little arms around me when we sleep.
- 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,493 I call them hedgehugs.
- 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,286 I've been beggin' you for hedgehugs.
- 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,371 [Hedgey groans]
- 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:57,125 He makes me feel safe, at least for a minute.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,168 The Yard's a hard place to live,
- 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,170 but I'll take it over the Wall any day.
- 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,381 The Wall didn't have poison lakes.
- 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,925 Worse. I was there for every era.
- 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,301 [crowd roaring]
- 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,971 <i>I stormed the Duke's staircase in Wall War I.</i>
- 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,600 <i>When Tim took over, I helped clean and distribute sex toys to the needy.</i>
- 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,813 <i>I even smuggled Raisinettes over the wall in the Wall</i>
- 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,690 <i>when the Bowinians split off.</i>
- 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,443 [Sofia] No Duke or Bowinians out here.
- 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,445 That's right, this is a simple yard.
- 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,865 Look at us delivering fruit to hungry people, no politics.
- 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,450 That's the way to live.
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,580 [♪ foreboding music playing]
- 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,834 [JK Sevens beeping]
- 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,504 Mine! Mine!
- 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,132 No! Ah!
- 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,926 [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,888 - [JK Sevens beeping] - Ah!
- 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,640 [Miss Thing shrieks]
- 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,061 Aah!
- 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:04,609 - [Miss Thing shrieking] - [objects crashing]
- 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,153 What the... Oh, finally!
- 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,614 Do you know how long I've been trapped in the digital world?
- 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,657 There isn't even a single Del Taco in there!
- 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,742 - [Miss Thing shrieks] - Ah!
- 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,370 [weapon whirring]
- 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,622 Ah!
- 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,706 [Miss Thing shrieks]
- 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,667 - [bats shrieking] - Ah!
- 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,420 [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,796 [Miss Thing shrieks]
- 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,632 ♪
- 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:33,930 What's wrong, boy?
- 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,223 Road's blocked.
- 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,267 Usually, Terry throws his chicken legs
- 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,144 closer to the kitchen window.
- 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,146 - [sword swishes] - [Gavin and Sofia shout]
- 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,399 - [lizard hisses] - [Sofia] It's the bounty hunter!
- 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,360 Jesus Christ, where? Oh, me.
- 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,819 Hyah, Hedgey, hyah!
- 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,697 [grunts]
- 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,825 [lizard growls]
- 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,454 He's still coming!
- 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,914 We gotta go off-road!
- 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,376 [grass rustling]
- 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,131 PEZ!
- 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,801 Oh, shit! No time to stop! Go, Hedgey, go!
- 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:15,721 - [wagon thuds] - [Gavin and Sofia grunt]
- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,767 Good boy! Get us outta this and it's grubs for dinner all week!
- 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,185 - [Hedgey squeals] - [Gavin and Sofia scream]
- 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,229 - Come on! - Look!
- 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,649 Hurry, push!
- 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,818 ♪
- 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,863 - It's working. - [lizard roars]
- 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,365 [Bounty Hunter grumbles]
- 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,454 Hyah, hyah. [clicks tongue]
- 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,456 It'll take him hours to get all the way around.
- 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,708 This is gonna work.
- 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,419 - [Sofia] Ah, we're sinking! - [Gavin] Ah!
- 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,921 Oh, no, we need to jettison weight.
- 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,339 - [Hedgey screaming] - Hedgey, quit it.
- 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,425 - It's gonna be okay. - Ah, come on!
- 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,927 - Hedgey. - Hedgey, please, you need to stay calm.
- 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,138 Ah, god, it burns!
- 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,681 [Sofia] Oh, my God, are you okay?
- 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,309 We're still sinking. We need to lighten the load.
- 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,893 - No! - Hedgey, no!
- 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,314 [♪ poignant music playing]
- 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,652 - [Hedgey whinnies] - [liquid splashing gently]
- 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,446 - [Hedgey vocalizing] - [both gasp]
- 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,950 His quills protect him from the hand sanitizer!
- 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,118 Good boy!
- 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,246 Ha! I'm learning a shit-ton about hedgehogs today.
- 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,748 Crap!
- 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,375 We took on too much goo. Come on!
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,211 We can save the food, pass it over.
- 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,838 We can't leave the cart.
- 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,882 We can build a new cart.
- 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,967 Stop it! What are you doing?
- 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,595 We don't need the cart if we don't have the food!
- 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,388 It's ruined.
- 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,432 Goddammit.
- 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,187 [♪ tense music playing]
- 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,774 [groans]
- 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,903 You better have a really good answer for what just happened.
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,322 Um, I did the cart thing.
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,824 You call hand sanitizer goo.
- 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,409 Let's not point fingers.
- 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,952 What is wrong with you?
- 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,666 [Miss Thing hissing]
- 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,920 - [JK Sevens beeps] - [Pupa grunts]
- 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,798 [sighs]
- 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,092 Ah! Au Bon Pain!
- 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,053 [Terry] I forgive you for getting gacked on blow
- 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,346 and then running me over with your convertible.
- 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,098 No matter how many castles you defeat,
- 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,059 you'll never find the drug that makes you you again.
- 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,687 You know, I remember when you started out as a simple gamer boy,
- 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,730 but ever since the movie came out, you've changed.
- 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,149 You wanna fight the final boss? Look in the mirror.
- 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,902 [friend] [in Italian accent] Wahoo, that was beautiful, Terry.
- 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,863 But I'm gonna have to say, "Oh, no!"
- 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,241 You think I need your pity, you little bitches?
- 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,325 [Terry] I'm a little bitch?
- 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036 You're the one who offered to blow Eric Stonestreet for an eight ball.
- 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,705 [friend] So what if I did?
- 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,749 It's a-me, I'm a fucking a-movie star now!
- 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,167 - [Terry] You begged him! - [Pupa gasps]
- 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,294 [Korvo] Calm down, Terrance, let him express his feelings.
- 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,004 [friend] I don't wanna be here!
- 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,049 The <i>Last of Us</i> people don't have to put up with this shit.
- 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,135 [Jesse] The <i>Last of Us</i> guys didn't drive their Kart
- 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,804 off the PCH hopped up on PCP.
- 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,848 [Sofia hammering]
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,684 What were you thinking?
- 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,185 Can we talk about this later?
- 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,105 That bounty hunter's still out there. We gotta get going.
- 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,816 Get going where exactly? You tossed all the food!
- 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,860 Okay, I know it seems bad.
- 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,403 All we have is an empty cart!
- 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,196 I'm never gonna be able to clear my debt.
- 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,406 Yes, you will.
- 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,574 This isn't DoorDash.
- 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,325 When you get paid to transport food,
- 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,536 you don't get paid without the food!
- 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,288 We weren't transporting food!
- 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,082 Oh, I'm sorry, then what were we doing?
- 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,584 We're hauling this.
- 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,795 [♪ intense dramatic music playing]
- 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,714 That's the real payload.
- 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,632 A stupid metal wheel?
- 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,760 It's a valve for a water spigot.
- 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,430 We can use it to turn the sprinklers back on.
- 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,514 Crops will grow again.
- 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,309 Everyone will have all the fruit they want.
- 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,394 - So you lied to me? - I had to.
- 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,814 The grass, everything is dying.
- 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,817 Someone turned the sprinklers off.
- 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,488 They were trying to take all the power and control the yard.
- 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,740 If they knew we had this...
- 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,618 That bounty hunter isn't even after me.
- 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,578 He's after this fuckin' valve.
- 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,498 Okay, technically, yes, but I had no choice.
- 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,334 Look, all you have to do is deliver this spigot to our contact
- 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,503 and you will get your Yardbucks.
- 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,921 This is exactly the type of
- 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,424 Tim and Sisto political bullshit I will not be part of.
- 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,885 Controlling water isn't political.
- 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,262 What? [sputters] Haven't you seen <i>Chinatown?</i>
- 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,348 I only watch movies on Disney Plus!
- 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,683 Yeah, well, that's pretty fuckin' clear.
- 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,852 What are you doing?
- 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,855 If you leave now, you, you, you won't get paid!
- 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,690 Ah, what good's money
- 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:40,653 if I get killed by some Back Yard Duke before I can spend it?
- 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,864 Come on, Hedgey, let's leave this liar liar
- 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,783 before her pants catch on fire.
- 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,618 [♪ poignant music playing]
- 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,245 Fine, leave!
- 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,373 I don't need you. I'll do it myself!
- 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,836 Stupid Gavin.
- 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,379 Stupid jerk.
- 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,464 Doesn't even wanna save the Back Yard.
- 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,841 [panting]
- 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,467 - Asshole! - [grass rustling]
- 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,679 [♪ suspenseful Western music playing]
- 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,391 [lizard growling]
- 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,725 You.
- 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,060 [lizard snarls]
- 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,066 You killed my uncle!
- 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,276 [shouts]
- 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,861 [Sofia screams]
- 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,781 [Korvo] Look, we just wanna see you get off the streets
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,032 and back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
- 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,492 [Yumyulack] No more tennis, no more golf,
- 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,077 no more superstar sagas.
- 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,996 [friend] Oh, come on.
- 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,790 [Jesse] Please go to rehab. You know it's the right thing to do.
- 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,959 - [Terry] Let us love you. - [Yumyulack] Please!
- 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,544 [Jesse] Can you get me a meeting with Toad?
- 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,464 [friend] Oh, God, I'm a big piece of shit!
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,134 I'm-a so sorry, you guys.
- 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,679 I just wanna kill turtles and go on odysseys, you know?
- 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,515 {\an8}I'm so sick of shooting up in the bathroom
- 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,058 of a Long John Silver's
- 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,437 with the fighters from <i>Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!</i>
- 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,938 - [crying] - [Miss Thing snarls]
- 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,398 - Shh. - [Korvo] What the hell was that?
- 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,401 Huh. It's probably not important to the story.
- 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,279 [Terry] Huh, I guess it was just our imagination.
- 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,697 [friend] [sniffles] Thank you, guys.
- 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,074 I was so close to game over,
- 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,201 but now it feels like I have hope.
- 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,745 [guest] Birdo, Birdo, Birdo!
- 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,914 [Terry] Jesus Christ, this isn't about you.
- 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,749 - [JK Sevens whirring] - Mmm.
- 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,214 [Hedgey groans]
- 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,799 What's the matter, H?
- 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,385 You can't still be hungry after that double helping of mealworms.
- 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,805 No, no, do not give me that look.
- 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,017 Yeah, I know, I-I was starting to like her too,
- 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,769 even though she said I dress "daggy,"
- 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,479 whatever that means.
- 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,481 Hey, hey, come on, stop!
- 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,066 I'm in charge here!
- 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,819 [Gavin shouts]
- 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,114 Fine, we can go back.
- 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,909 Once we know she's safe, though, we are gone for good.
- 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,327 - [Hedgey purring] - Alright.
- 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,120 Okay then, if we're doing this, let's hurry up.
- 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,580 Hyah!
- 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043 I think we really got through to him.
- 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,544 Eh, he won't last the month.
- 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,463 The Thanksgiving Day Parade's right around the corner,
- 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,674 and you know how he gets around the Rockettes.
- 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,885 Okay, I wonder what kind of shit show we're walking into down here.
- 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,012 [director] [on screen] <i>Four donkeys died during the production.</i>
- 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,974 <i>The stage lights were just too hot for the little guys.</i>
- 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,351 We are very proud of you two.
- 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,187 You went the whole day without fighting, good job.
- 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,272 Go upstairs and get your puffy coats,
- 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,024 we're going to Au Bon Pain!
- 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,192 - Yay! - [JK Sevens beeping]
- 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,784 I need a fuckin' smoke.
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,120 They only had Camel Crushes.
- 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,955 Gross. Hand them over.
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,916 Terry, you brilliant son of a bitch.
- 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,835 I can't believe your plan worked.
- 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,170 Pretending to get our friend hooked on heroin
- 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,714 so we can have an intervention excuse
- 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,841 to lock the Pupa and JK Sevens down here...
- 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,094 So they would work together and become friends!
- 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,388 -"Pretending"? - Either way, I'm impressed.
- 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,848 It's called parenting, honey.
- 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016 Top work, Miss Thing.
- 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,767 Looking forward to working together again.
- 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,436 [together] Miss Thing, Miss Thing,
- 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,520 - Miss Thing! - Alright!
- 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730 - Yeah! - You go, girl!
- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,566 Little one hit me with a container of laundry detergent.
- 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,775 Here's an extra 20.
- 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,570 You're free to head out into the world and spread like a virus or whatever.
- 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,071 We don't really care what you do to humans.
- 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,865 Well, here's a tip, don't do drugs.
- 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,368 - [Solars laughing] - [Miss Thing coughs]
- 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,958 [sniffing]
- 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,711 Huh. It looks like she stopped here and went off-road.
- 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,838 - [Hedgey squeaks] - What is it, bud?
- 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,425 [♪ somber music playing]
- 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,011 Oh...
- 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,473 Lizard tracks, dammit!
- 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,602 [♪ epic music playing]
- 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,690 Oh, why did it have to be Basketballburgh?
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,236 There's two dozen bastards down there who'd love to see me dead.
- 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,571 [Hedgey squeaks]
- 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,239 Yeah, I know.
- 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,076 As usual, I don't have a choice.
- 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,160 Hyah!
- 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,747 I'll bet you 10 Yardbucks I won't gamble, okay?
- 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,712 [♪ eerie music playing]
- 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,005 [gasps]
- 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,968 What the hell?
- 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,354 {\an8}[gasps] The rollercoaster!
- 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,524 Wow, it's so green.
- 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,401 Well done, Little Richard, really.
- 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,612 Tip-top work. Here's your Yardbucks.
- 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,864 Treat your wife to a nice meal, on me.
- 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,700 We're all the same size. That name doesn't make any sense.
- 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,744 It's because I have a tiny dick!
- 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,995 Happy?
- 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,832 Wait, I know you.
- 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,668 You used to be the head of the Wall Council.
- 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,503 You were one of the good guys.
- 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,005 I still am a good guy.
- 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,676 I can't thank you enough for guarding this as you crossed the Yard.
- 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,011 Now, with all the spigots,
- 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,098 I can control all the water
- 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:05,602 as far as the tiny eye can see!
- 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,855 [laughs evilly]
- 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,900 Dammit, I bet this is just like <i>Chinatown.</i>
- 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,862 [evil laughter continues]
- 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,952 [♪ dramatic theme playing]
- 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,102 ♪
- 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,828 [mimicking laser fire]
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