Большой день уборки Терри

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Мы опоздаем на открытие нового аквапарка Арбис:

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«Акварбис».

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Не терпится поплавать в реке из хрена!

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Время намокнуть и оторваться, детка!

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Боже, как я этого ждал...

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Ты не едешь.

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Чего? Сука, почему это?

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Потому что поездка в «Акварбис» — награда для тех,

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кто сделал свои дела по дому.

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Де... что?

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Ты это слово сейчас придумал?

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Мы все что-то сделали по дому,

чтобы в нём было комфортнее.

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Я, например, перелопатила всю дорожку

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и залила новый цемент.

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Я осушил подвал и подключил Wi-Fi.

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Я заменил все лампочки на светодиоды

для нашей чувствительной кожи.

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А ты должен был убрать дом.

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Мне и так нравится.

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Это не беспорядок, а мой выбор.

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У Пупы на голове крыса!

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Ладно, ладно.

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Может и стоит протереть стены.

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Но я не буду убираться один.

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Мне одиноко и страшно. Я ребёнок.

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Всё это было в нашем брачном контракте.

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Я не умею читать, я же глупый ребёнок.

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Это не оправдание. Погнали, все, кроме Терри.

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Хочу быть первым в очереди

на аттракцион с девятью наггетсами.

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Вы даже робота возьмёте?

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Отстань от Джей-Кей Севенса. Он свою долю делает.

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Чтоб к нашему возвращению весь дом был чистым

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или мы тебя больше ни

в какие фастфудовые парки не возьмём.

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И лыжного домика «Чипотле» это тоже касается.

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Корво!

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Так ужасно ты со мной ещё никогда не поступал!

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И не забудь убрать весь чёртов задний двор.

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О боже!

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СОЛНЕЧНЫЕ ПРОТИВОПОЛОЖНОСТИ

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«ЗАДНИЙ ДВОР»

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Оказалось, что пистолеты, микробы и сталь

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на самом деле были в наших сердцах всё это время.

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Знаешь, стенолюди, которые переписывают книги,

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что читали, будучи большими,

многовато импровизируют.

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Микробы!

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Они самые.

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Эй, кто хочет паэлью?

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Это что, кусочки червей?

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Сюрприз.

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Нашёл двух у забора.

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Знаешь, Монтес,

мы устроили свою жизнь у этого пруда,

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и впервые с тех пор,

как меня уменьшили, я правда счастлива.

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Это особенное место.

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Безопасное и укрытое от чужих глаз.

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И воды сколько угодно.

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Но оно так далеко от общества.

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Все, кому я доверяю и кто мне дорог, здесь.

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Но вдруг где-то там люди страдают?

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Ты хороший человек.

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Но сейчас важнее всего защищать Пэзли.

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Нахер всех остальных.

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Согласен.

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Нахер этих грёбаных уродов.

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Ладно, пойду поищу ещё ингредиентов.

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Сегодня на ужин фуа-гравий.

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Можешь сказать «ужасный каламбур»?

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Увасный кавамбул.

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Ты ж моя сладкая.

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Никто не придёт. Пошли отсюда.

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Ну хватит. Мне тоже нравилась София,

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но она в Баскетболбурге.

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Туда мы и направляемся.

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И не потому,

что по субботам там турниры по блэкджеку.

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Ты знаешь, я это место как чуму избегаю.

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Здравствуй.

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Ты бы поставил телегу впереди лошади?

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Чего? Это какой-то код?

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Оскар не давал нам кода.

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Ты знаешь Оскара?

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Как поживает этот сукин сын?

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Он умер.

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Чёрт, это ужасно.

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Хороший был человек.

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Зря я его только что назвал сукиным сыном.

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А где тележка с едой или...

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Я знаю, что еда была прикрытием. Вентиля нет.

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Его забрал наёмник на ящерице,

с племянницей Оскара.

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Чёрт. Мне нужен был вентиль.

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Мне плевать.

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Он сейчас, возможно, пытает Софию.

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Если добыть вентиль и включить воду во Дворе,

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можно спасти сотни жизней.

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Слушай, я понимаю,

что это важно, и мы найдём вентиль,

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но ты должен помочь мне спасти девчонку.

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Ладно. Но если они у Альберта, он будет спешить.

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Нужно место, где обдумаем план.

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Да, можно пойти ко мне домой.

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Нужно поторопиться.

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Помогите!

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На помощь!

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Выпустите меня!

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Хватит. Просто уходи, ладно?

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И скажи друзьям-террористам, что тебя не обижали.

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Только ради бога, никого не трогай.

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Что? Это ты злодей.

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Баскетболбуржцы не прибегают к насилию.

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Твой наёмник убил моего дядю.

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Он гонялся за нами по Двору,

и меня тоже пытался убить.

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Что? Он бы никогда.

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Охрана, приведите мне Литтл Ричарда.

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Мы его так прозвали из-за его...

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Маленького члена. Я помню.

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Вы тут мой член обсуждаете?

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Ты кого-то убил, пока добывал вентиль?

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Это против правил.

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Он врёт.

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Литтл Ричард?

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Ну, возможно, кто-нибудь умер.

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Ты обезглавил моего дядю!

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Чёрт, ты это видела?

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Я глубоко разочарован в тебе, Литтл Ричард.

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Убийствами, может, занимаются бандиты

из так называемого Сопротивления,

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но здесь в Баскетболбурге

у нас стандарты гораздо выше.

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Простите.

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Ты клялся, что больше не такой.

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Теперь ты понесёшь ответственность.

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В темницу его.

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Уберите руки.

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Не уводите меня, пожалуйста!

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Что вы с ним сделаете?

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Устроим суд. Останешься дать показания?

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Лучше я свалю отсюда.

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Правосудия можно добиться,

лишь сыграв свою роль.

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Но я понимаю.

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Мои глубочайшие соболезнования.

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Если бы я мог, дал бы тебе миллион дядюшек.

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Спасибо. Мне хватало одного.

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Разумеется. Я тебя провожу.

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Знаю, это, конечно, не Омаха

и прочие современные города из прапрошлого,

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но всё же довольно близко.

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Даже есть ресторан с нэшвильской курочкой.

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Это что, кофейня?

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Варят из уникальной кофейной гущи,

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добытой из мусорки.

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Видишь гирлянду?

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Сегодня зажигаем её впервые

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на церемонии открытия ярмарки.

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Какой?

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Дворовой ярмарки.

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Ты не слышала?

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Была занята побегом от твоего наёмного убийцы.

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Туше. Я знаю, что это всё кажется глупым,

когда переживаешь трагедию.

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Но Баскетболбург — это не просто город.

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Это символ, рассвет новой эры для всех нас.

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А как к этому относится кража вентилей?

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Что ты, я их не украл.

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Я спрятал их от вояк и психов,

желающих контролировать воду.

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Если не будем осторожны,

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всё очень быстро превратится

в фильм «Безумный Макс: Дорога ярости».

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Видишь? Это первый банк Двора.

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С сегодняшнего дня

все смогут обменивать дворбаксы на воду.

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Так это всё ради дворбаксов?

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Да. Создав спрос на дворбаксы, я запущу экономику.

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Бартер должен умереть, чтобы цивилизация жила.

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Я хочу создать систему,

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в которой нет нужды в маленьком тиране.

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Не знаю, такая у меня мечта.

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Дело моей жизни.

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Когда эта красотка поднимется в небо,

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с неё можно будет увидеть весь Двор.

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Альберт, мне ещё надо подшить корзину,

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но всё будет готово к запуску.

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София, это Мия.

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Она организовала ремонт шара.

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Привет, ты, наверное, не помнишь,

но ты меня встретила,

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когда я только попала в Стену.

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Конечно помню.

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Кепка-крышечка, второй размер, да?

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Я всегда запоминаю людей, в которых есть искра.

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Простите, я вижу, группа уже готовится.

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Надо им сказать, чтобы не играли «Эй, да!».

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Скорее «Эй, нет!», да?

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Я, пожалуй, пойду.

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Ты уходишь до начала ярмарки?

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Я просто... ты думаешь, Альберт — хороший человек?

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Конечно!

Я видела всех, кто проходил через эту Стену.

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Альберт правда хороший.

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Оказалось, у них довольно узкий репертуар.

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Будет «Эй, да!».

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София, всё ещё нужна тележка,

чтобы вывезти тебя из города?

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Думаю, останусь на ярмарку.

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Эй, да!

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Чёрт, видите, как быстро она в голове заедает.

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Давай, Ежуля,

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люди разыскивают заядлого игрока с ежом,

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но не заядлого игрока с мышью.

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Мы долго копаемся. Она скоро вернётся.

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Может, ещё разок проговорим план?

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Уши точно нужны?

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Уши нужны или мы не пройдём охрану.

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Кто это? Что происходит?

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Чёрт.

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Эй, ты Шери.

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О боже. Шери жива.

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Ты часть Сопротивления?

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Ты лгал мне всё это время.

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Я не такой, как ты, Шери.

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Я не могу стоять в стороне, пока мудаки

из Баскетболбурга сеют боль и страдания.

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Иди с нами, и никто не встанет у нас на пути.

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На пути к чему?

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Хотя нет, не хочу даже знать.

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Все вентили под контролем Альберта.

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Но если мы заберём хоть один,

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мы сможем залить весь Двор бесплатной водой.

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Пойдём с нами.

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Я ещё никогда не видел Двор таким.

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Трава высохла, люди в отчаянии.

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Всё снова как со Стеной.

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Мне плевать.

Меня волнует только безопасность моей дочери.

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Я закончила с политикой.

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Защитить Пэзли значит защитить мир,

который мы ей оставим.

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Я уже не раз пыталась спасти Стену.

Это никогда не работает.

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Может ты успокоилась, но я нет.

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Я делал ужасные вещи. Головы на колы насаживал.

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Я должен выровнять баланс, сделать добро.

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Пэзли, скажи «прощай» дяде Монти.

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Он отправляется на смерть.

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Пока-пока.

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Эй. Между вами что-то есть?

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Не. Мы просто соседи, которые трахаются.

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Очень часто. Я не знаю. Всё сложно. Пойдём.

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Что ты делаешь?

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Краду этот вентиль.

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Так вот, зачем ты осталась.

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Да. Альберт — лжец.

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Он так же повёрнут на власти,

как Тим, Систо и все остальные.

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Не может быть. Альберт — достойный человек.

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Скажи это моему дяде, которого он приказал убить.

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Помоги мне вытащить этот вентиль.

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Доверься мне.

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Ты просто не знаешь правду.

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Что ты делаешь? Мия?

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Прости.

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Итак, сегодня я объявляю,

что опасности на границе больше не будет.

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Туже.

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Двор не ударит в грязь лицом!

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Привет, босс. Крутой корсет.

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Ты чертовски прав. Важный день.

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Нельзя, чтобы было видно,

что я пью и ем больше других.

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Тебя же никто не видел?

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Нет, я был осторожен.

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Обидно прятаться во время ярмарки.

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Я хотел покататься на горках.

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Успеешь, но сначала мне надо,

чтобы маленькая сучка думала, что ты под судом.

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Я знаю, но там жареных жуков дают.

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Скоро София расскажет мне всё, что знал её дядя,

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и я смогу стереть остатки Сопротивления.

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Потом завладею водой, и весь Двор будет моим.

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Будет круто, братан.

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Правда ведь?

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И даже не пришлось создавать армию или культ.

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Достаточно положиться

на старую добрую алчность.

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Может, я попытаю девчонку, чтобы добыть инфу?

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О, это так в твоём стиле, Литтл Ричард.

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Ты и твои пытки.

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Я их обожаю.

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Посмотрим, как всё пройдёт.

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Если не захочет содействовать,

отрежешь ей пару пальчиков.

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Ура!

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Ты слышал?

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Простите.

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Я думал, будет бесшумно.

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Может и пахнет жареными жуками,

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но клянусь, я их не ел.

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Ты была права.

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Литтл Ричард на свободе,

и Альберт хочет выяснить, что ты знаешь.

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Они хотят тебя пытать.

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Я знала. Говорила же, что он кусок дерьма.

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Я знаю. Прости. Как я могу помочь?

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Если придумаешь, как вывезти вентиль

из Баскетболбурга без свидетелей,

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будет очень-очень круто.

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ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ НА ПЕРВУЮ ЕЖЕГОДНУЮ

ДВОРОВУЮ ЯРМАРКУ БАСКЕТБОЛБУРГА

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АНТИСЕПТИК

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ИГРОВЫЕ АВТОМАТЫ

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Когда я говорю: «Не ударит в грязь лицом»,

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ты запускаешь шар

с нашими двумя почётными гостями.

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Они будут первыми, кто насладится видом.

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Спасибо, Альберт. Ты замечательный человек.

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- Ура, Альберт!

- Время речи!

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Добро пожаловать, малыши,

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на первую Дворовую ярмарку.

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Боже, как бы я хотел быть там.

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О, это там шпагоглотатель?

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Чёрт!

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Сегодня мы стоим на пороге светлого будущего.

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Дни пограничья закончены.

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И бартерная экономика должна уйти с ними.

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Вы откуда, ребята?

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Актёры из амфитеатра.

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Во фрисби, возле собачьих какашек.

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Осенью ставим «О мышах и людях».

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Это наша мышь.

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Круто. Какашки огромные. Удачи вам.

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Дворбаксы — ключ к экономическому перевороту.

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Смекалка подсказывает,

что там Альберт хранит вентили.

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А моя смекалка говорит,

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что в рулетку нетрудно выиграть.

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Она же под наклоном!

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Не отвлекайся.

Надо подобраться к винному бокалу.

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Погодите, это что, молочная мышь?

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Я не пил мышиного молока со времён стены.

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Эй, мышатник, подожди.

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О, чёрт. У нас нет молока.

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У тебя знакомый голос.

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Папа? Нет, стоп.

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Говножуй. Думал, сможешь вернуться так,

чтобы я не заметил?

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Где мои деньги?

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Мы не хотим проблем.

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С сегодняшнего дня первый банк Двора

принимает плату за воду в дворбаксах.

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И в честь этого события банк выдаёт

пять дворбаксов всем присутствующим.

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Сукин сын.

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В общем... это... великой засухе конец.

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Босс, Сопротивление.

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Они здесь.

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Арестуйте их!

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Быстро же весь план полетел.

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О чёрт, это Гевин.

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Ты его знаешь?

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Наверное, решил, что меня надо спасти.

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А в итоге рушит мой план.

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Грёбаные мужчины.

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А мышка у него милая.

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Ловите их. Убейте. Как хотите.

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Вам, сучкам, ещё повезло.

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Старый я бы вам головы поотрезал.

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Надо действовать.

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Остановите шар!

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Вентиль слишком тяжёлый.

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Он тянет нас вниз.

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Доставь эту штуку на место.

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Ладно?

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Мия, нет!

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О, ей повезло, что рулетка была

под таким удобным углом.

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Где мои деньги?

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София.

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Гевин, вентиль у меня.

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И, не знаю, хотя бы попробуй отбиваться.

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Ого. Фу!

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Спасибо, Ежуля.

Сегодня получишь кучу личинок. Ну, погнали!

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Ура, мы побеждаем!

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Поцелуй мой зад, Альберт.

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Чёрт, София, не стоило говорить гадости.

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Если она заполучит вентиль, весь мой план рухнет.

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А значит, никаких вам денег, идиоты.

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Вот бы был план получше.

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Вот бы ты не был таким азартным.

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Но тут уж ничего не поделаешь.

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Время умереть, раз испортили праздник.

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Это что, резинка?

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У меня и резина, и клей.

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И я тебя в кашу превращу, дуралей.

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Шери, ты пришла нас спасти.

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И ты нашла няню?

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Я дала ей сироп от кашля.

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Атака ящером!

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Помогите!

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Что ж, ребятки.

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Сегодня за сверхурочные плата удваивается.

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Чёрт, у меня кончились резинки.

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Эй, смотрите сюда!

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Бесплатные дворбаксы.

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Бесплатные дворбаксы.

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Я могу купить на них воду.

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Хватит брать деньги.

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Я вам заплачу, чтобы вы их не брали.

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Хорошая попытка.

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Вот что бывает, когда полагаешься

на тупые дворбаксы.

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Дайте мне то, что надо, или я её сброшу.

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Всё кончено. Твой город в огне.

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Пожалуйста, помогите.

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Ребята, надо убираться отсюда.

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А Альберт?

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Пусть умирает.

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Нет! Он должен быть наказан за то,

что он сделал и кому навредил.

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Баскетболбург!

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Баскетболбург сгорел.

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Огонь.

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Спасибо, что пришли за мной.

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Было мило. Хоть я и сама неплохо справлялась.

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Ага, пожалуйста.

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Спасибо, что напомнила,

каково это, беспокоиться о ком-то.

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София!

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Ты видела, как я кинула деньги?

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Такая типа: «Забирайте свои дворбаксы, сучки».

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Хочу тебя.

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Эй, посмотрите-ка на тот камень.

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Я такого крутого камня в жизни не видел.

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Хорошая работа, говнюки.

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Вы весь двор сожгли дотла.

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Надеюсь, оно того стоило.

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Может, нам не стоило вмешиваться.

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Нет, ты был прав.

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Я слишком долго бежала от своей судьбы.

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Я не хочу воспитывать Пэзли в страхе.

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Она должна увидеть, что мы сами строим свой мир.

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Умри!

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Нет, ящерица, нет!

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Чёрт, ящерицы сжирают тебя

при первой же возможности, да?

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Логично, наверное.

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Даже не думай.

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Наконец-то этот тупой дом тупо блестит.

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О, как раз вовремя.

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Семья уже на подходе.

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Нет. Нет, нет, нет, нет!

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Какого хера?

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Пупа? Грязная крыса?

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Вы сожгли двор.

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Он выглядит ужасно.

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Я доверял тебе, крысёныш.

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Мини-ярмарка, мини-люди.

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Хватит нести бред.

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Ты же знаешь, что Корво будет винить меня?

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Стоп. У нас есть инопланетные штуки.

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Оживлятор.

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Странно, что мы его так редко используем.

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Почему оживление занимает так долго?

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О, привет, ребята. Как вам «Акварбис»?

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Было очень круто!

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Да! Я до сих пор пахну вяленой говядиной.

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Надеюсь, ты убрался в доме.

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Как же я рад вас видеть.

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Дай пальчики поцелую.

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Чмок. Чмок. Чмок, чмок, чмок.

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Зачем ты нас отвлекаешь?

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Не отвлекаю!

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Это Шери? Она скажет нам, что делать.

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Веди нас, Шери.

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Эти бедные люди потеряли всё.

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Кто знает,

какой ещё безумец попытается их возглавить.

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Я воевала против герцога в стенной войне.

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Меня предал Тим.

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Я спустилась на нижние уровни

и уничтожила комаров,

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и боролась с Систо, чтобы спасти дочь.

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Я ни разу не посягала на власть.

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Но я ошибалась.

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Вам нужна не героиня.

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Стене нужна королева.

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Шери, что ты делаешь?

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Я наконец займу трон.

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Хотите моей помощи?

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На колени.

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С домом всё в порядке, а вот двор...

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О. Двор тоже хорош.

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Ты меня удивил. Молодец.

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О да. Хвали меня. Я заслужил.

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Я жив?

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Но кто я такой, чёрт возьми?

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Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.

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We're gonna be late for the grand opening

of the new Arby's Water Park:

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Aquarby's.

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I can't wait to float

in that Horsey Sauce River.

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Time to get wet and wild, baby.

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Man, oh, man,

have I been looking forward--

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- You aren't coming.

- What? Bitch, how come not?

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Because this trip to Aquarby's

is a reward for those of us

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who actually did our chores.

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Chow-was? Okay.

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What, we're just making up words now?

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Each of us did stuff around the house

to make it a better place to live.

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I, for instance,

jackhammered the driveway

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and re-poured the concrete.

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I sump-pumped the basement

and set up mesh WiFi.

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I switched all our light bulbs

to woke LEDs

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that are softer on our alien skin.

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You were supposed to clean the house.

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I like it like this.

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It's not neglect.

it's a choice.

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Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.

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Okay, fine.

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Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.

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But you can't make me clean by myself.

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I'm alone. I'm scared.

I'm just a kid.

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This exact scenario is

in the prenup we signed.

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You know I can't read.

I'm a dumb kid.

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That's no excuse.

Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.

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I wanna be first in line for the premium

Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.

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The robot guy gets to go?

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Leave JK Sevens alone.

He pulls his weight.

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The whole house had better be clean

by the time we return

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or you can't go to any of the other

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fast food theme parks

we are visiting this summer.

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That includes

the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.

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Korvo!

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This is the worst thing

you've ever done to me!

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And don't forget to clean

the goddamn backyard.

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Oh, God!

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It turns out the guns,

germs, and the steal

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were in our hearts

the whole time.

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You know, the people in the wall

who rewrite the books

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they miss when they were big?

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I think they run out of steam

and just wing it.

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- Germs!

- Oh, that's right.

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Hey. Who wants paella?

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Is that chunks of worm, I smell?

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Surprise.

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I found two by the fence.

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You know, Montez,

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this life we've built here by the puddle,

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it's the first time

since getting shrunk down

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that I've truly been happy.

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This place is special,

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safe and hidden away,

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all the water we need.

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But it's also so removed from society.

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Everybody I trust

or care about is right here.

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I just wonder,

what if people out there are suffering?

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You're a good man.

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But protecting Pezlie

is what's important now.

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Fuck everybody else.

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Totally.

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Fucking fuck them right

in their fucking faces.

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Anyway, I'm gonna forage

for some ingredients.

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We're having foie grass tonight.

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Can you say "terrible pun"?

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Tewible pwun.

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That's my girl.

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No one's coming.

Let's get outta here.

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{\an8}Come on.

I liked Sofia too,

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{\an8}but she's in Basketballburgh.

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{\an8}That's where we gotta go.

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{\an8}I'm not just saying that

because it's Saturday

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{\an8}and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.

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{\an8}You know I wanna avoid that place

like the plague.

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Hello?

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Would you ever put the cart

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before the horse?

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{\an8}What are you...

Was that code?

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{\an8}Oscar didn't give us a code.

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{\an8}You know Oscar?

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{\an8}- How is the old son of a bitch?

- He's dead.

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{\an8}Oh, man, that sucks.

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{\an8}Oscar was a real one.

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{\an8}Wish I hadn't called him

a son of a bitch just now.

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{\an8}So, uh, where's the, uh, cart

with the, uh, food or--

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I know the food was a cover.

The spigot's gone.

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The bounty hunter on the lizard took it,

with Oscar's niece.

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Damn it.

I needed that spigot.

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{\an8}I don't give a shit.

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{\an8}He could be torturing Sofia right now.

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{\an8}Getting the spigot and using it

to turn the water back on in the yard

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{\an8}will save hundreds of lives.

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Look, I get that's important

and we can find the spigot,

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but you gotta help me rescue the girl.

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Fine. But if Albert has them,

he's going to move fast.

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We need somewhere

we can come up with a plan.

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Yeah, we can use my house.

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We have to be quick.

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Help!

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Help!

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Let me out!

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Stop. Just leave, okay?

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Tell your terrorist friends

we treated you well.

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{\an8}But by God, don't hurt anyone.

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{\an8}What? You're the violent one.

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Basketballburghians

don't resort to violence.

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{\an8}Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.

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{\an8}He chased us across the yard

and tried to kill me too.

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{\an8}What? He would never.

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{\an8}Guards, bring me Little Richard.

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{\an8}- We call him that on account of--

- His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.

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You guys talking about my dick?

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Did you kill anyone

getting the spigot back?

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Hmm. That's against policy.

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{\an8}- He's lying.

- Little Richard?

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{\an8}It's possible that

someone might have died.

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You decapitated my uncle!

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Damn, you saw that?

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{\an8}I'm deeply disappointed

in you, Little Richard.

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{\an8}Killing folks might be what the thugs

in the so-called Resistance do

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but here in Basketballburgh,

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we hold ourselves to a higher standard.

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I'm sorry.

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- Ah.

- You swore that you changed.

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This time, you must suffer

the consequences.

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- Take him to holding!

- Get away from me.

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Don't take me. Please.

No, please!

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- What are you gonna do to him?

- He'll stand trial.

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Will you stay and testify?

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I'm getting the hell outta here.

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The only way the justice system works

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is if we participate in it.

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But I understand.

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I am so sorry for your loss.

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If I could,

I'd give you a million uncles.

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Uh, thanks.

I only needed one.

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Of course.

Let me walk you out.

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I know it's not quite like Omaha

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or the other modern cities

of the before-fore,

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but it's pretty damn close.

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We've even got

a Nashville Hot Chicken place.

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{\an8}Is that a coffee shop?

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{\an8}Brewed from single-source coffee grounds

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{\an8}from one trash can.

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{\an8}See the lights?

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{\an8}We're lighting them

for the first time tonight

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as the grand opening of the Fair.

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- The what?

- The Yard's Fair.

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- You haven't heard?

- Mm.

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I was too busy getting chased

by your murderous bounty hunter.

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Touché. I know

this all seems superficial

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when you've suffered such a loss.

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But Basketballburgh is more

than just a city.

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{\an8}It's a symbol,

the dawning of a new era for all of us.

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What does all this have to do

with stealing the water spigots?

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No, I didn't steal them.

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I hid them from the warlords

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and psychos who want to control the water.

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It could get Mad Max: Fury Road

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back here real fast if we aren't careful.

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{\an8}See there?

That's the First Bank of the Yard.

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{\an8}Starting today,

everyone will be able

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{\an8}to trade Yardbucks for water.

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So this is all about Yardbucks?

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Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks

is how I'll jumpstart an economy.

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The barter system must die

so civilization can grow.

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I wanna create a system

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that negates the need

for some tiny despot.

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I don't know.

It's just my dream.

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My passion project.

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When this sweet lady rises into the sky,

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you'll be able to see the whole yard.

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Albert, I have some re-stitching

to do on the basket,

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but we should be able

to launch on schedule.

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Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.

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She organized the balloon's restoration.

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Hi, you probably don't remember,

but you greeted me

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when I first came into The Wall.

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Of course, I do.

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Size two bottle cap hat, right?

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I always remember

the people who had a sparkle.

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Excuse me,

I see the band setting up

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and need to go make sure

they don't play Hey Ya!

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Hey No! is more like it.

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I should go.

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You're leaving before the fair starts?

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I just... Do you...

Do you think Albert's a good guy?

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Yeah! I've seen everyone come

through this Wall over the years.

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Albert's the real deal.

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So the band is very limited

in what they can play.

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Hey Ya! it is.

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Sofia, still want me to get you a cart

to take you out of town?

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I think I'll stay for the fair.

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Hey ya!

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Damn it, that's how long it takes

to get it stuck in your head.

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Come on, Hedge,

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folks are looking for a degenerate gambler

with a hedgehog,

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not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.

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This is taking too long.

She's going to be back soon.

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Can we talk through

the plan one more time?

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Are you sure we need the ears?

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The ears have to look right

or we won't get past the guards.

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Who is this?

What's going on?

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- Crap.

- Hey, you're Cherie.

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Oh, my God.

Cherie's alive.

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You're part of the Resistance?

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You've been lying to me this whole time.

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I'm not built like you, Cherie.

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I can't stand by

while those Basketballburgh bastards

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cause pain and suffering.

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If you came with us,

nobody would stand in our way.

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In the way of what?

Ah! Mm.

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No, I don't even wanna know.

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Albert controls all

the water spigots now.

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But if we can liberate just one,

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we can spray free water

to the whole yard.

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Come with us.

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The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.

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Grass is dead,

people are desperate.

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It's The Wall all over again.

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I don't care. The only thing that matters

is keeping my daughter safe.

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I am done with politics.

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Protecting Pezlie means protecting

the world we leave for her.

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I've saved The Wall over and over again.

It never works.

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Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.

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I did bad things.

I put people's heads on spikes.

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I need to balance the scale

and do something good.

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Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.

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He's gonna get himself killed.

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Bye-bye.

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Hey. Are you two a thing?

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Nah. Just roommates who smash.

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A lot. I don't know.

It's confusing. Let's just go.

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What are you doing?

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I'm stealing this spigot.

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That's why you stayed.

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Yeah. Albert's a liar.

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He's just as obsessed with power

as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.

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No way.

Albert's an honorable man.

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Tell it to my uncle Oscar,

who he had killed.

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Help me get this spigot out of here.

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You can trust me.

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You just don't know the truth.

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What are you doing? Mia!

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I'm sorry.

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And therefore, today I declare

the dangers of the frontier are no more.

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Tighter.

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The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.

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Hey, boss.

Ooh, nice girdle.

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Damn straight.

It's a big day.

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Gotta look like I don't eat

and drink more than everyone else.

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You weren't seen, were you?

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Nah, I was careful.

00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,263

It sucks having to hide

during the fair, though.

00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,681

I wanted to ride the rides.

00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,559

You will, but first

I need that little bitch...

00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,810

...to think you're on trial.

00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271

I know, but they have fried bugs.

00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,941

Soon, Sofia will tell me

everything her uncle knew

00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,736

and I can wipe out

the last of the Resistance.

00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,157

Then control of the water, and the yard,

will be mine.

00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,743

- That'd be huge, bro.

- Right?

00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,496

And I didn't need to raise an army

or start a cult to do it.

00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,165

I just had to lean on

good old-fashioned greed.

00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,918

Could I just torture the girl

and get the info fast?

00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,212

Oh, that's such

a Little Richard thing to say.

00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,922

You and your torture.

00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215

I do love it.

00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591

Let's see how today goes.

00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:19,053

If she doesn't come around,

you can cut off some of her fingers.

00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,680

Yes!

00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473

- Did you hear something?

- Sorry.

00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,849

I thought it'd be silent.

00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,518

It might smell like fried bug,

00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,728

but I swear I didn't have any.

00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,564

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,525

You were right.

00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,734

Little Richard is free,

00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,778

and Albert wants

to find out what you know.

00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488

They're gonna torture you.

00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,074

I knew it.

I told you he was a piece of shit.

00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,619

I know. I'm so sorry.

How can I help?

00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,621

If you can figure out

how to get this spigot

00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,581

out of Basketballburgh

without anyone seeing,

00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291

that would be really, really cool.

00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,226

When I say,

"and will rise to meet the occasion,"

00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396

that's when you launch the balloon

with our two guests of honor.

00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,107

They'll be the first

to see the grand view.

00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,901

Thank you, Albert.

You really are a great guy.

00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,112

- Yay, Albert.

- Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.

00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,991

Welcome, tiny people,

00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,745

to the first-ever Yard's Fair.

00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124

God, I wish I was down there.

00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,710

Ooh, is that a sword swallower?

00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,836

Damn it!

00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:39,133

Today, we find ourselves

at the threshold of a bright future.

00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,052

The frontier days are over.

00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,139

And the barter economy must end with them.

00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,932

Where are you guys from?

00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226

Thespians from the amphitheater

00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312

in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.

00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,272

We're doing Of Mice and Men in the fall.

00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,482

This is the mouse.

00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,359

Cool. That dog poop's huge.

Have fun.

00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:01,071

Yardbucks are the key

to economic change.

00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992

My intelligence says

that's where Albert keeps the spigots.

00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911

And my intelligence says

00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829

that roulette wheel is beatable.

00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,289

Look. It's on a slant!

00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,042

Stay focused.

We've gotta get to that wine glass.

00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,087

Wait a minute.

Is that a milk mouse?

00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,381

I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.

00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,175

Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.

00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,511

Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.

00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,055

Your voice sounds familiar.

00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,015

Dad? No, wait.

00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141

Shitbird.

00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,393

You think you could sneak back

in here without me finding out?

00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,686

Where's my money?

00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,105

We don't want any trouble.

00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195

As of today,

the First Bank of the Yard

00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,948

will accept Yardbuck payments for water.

00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,993

And to celebrate,

the bank will give out five free Yardbucks

00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578

to everyone here.

00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,372

Son of a bitch.

- The, uh...

00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,668

Uh, the... The great drought is over.

00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,340

Boss, it's the Resistance.

00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,259

- They're here.

- Arrest them!

00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054

Well, this went to shit fast.

00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,598

- Goddammit, it's Gavin.

- You know that guy?

00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559

He probably thought I needed rescuing.

00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,435

Instead, he's ruining my plan.

00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,937

Gah. Fucking men.

00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,730

His mouse is pretty cute.

00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820

Get them. Kill them. Either!

00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947

Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.

00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,824

The old me would be cutting off heads.

00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200

We gotta go now.

00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,412

Uh...

00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,248

Stop that balloon!

00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,125

The spigot's too heavy.

00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,751

It's weighing us down.

00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170

Hmm. Get this thing

where it needs to go.

00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,631

- Okay?

- Mia, no!

00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,887

Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel

was at such a winnable angle.

00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014

Where's my money?

00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,265

Sofia.

00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,475

Gavin, I've got the spigot.

00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,644

And I dunno,

maybe try to fight back a little.

00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,031

Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!

00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,242

Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs

for you tonight. Now, h'yah.

00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,912

Yes. We're winning.

00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,330

Kiss my ass, Albert.

00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,917

Damn it, Sofia.

This is why you don't talk trash.

00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836

If she gets that spigot,

my entire plan will be ruined.

00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,089

Which means you don't get paid, idiots.

00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,637

I wish we'd had a better plan.

00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,805

I wish you were less

of a degenerate gambler.

00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141

But you gotta dance

with the one that brought you.

00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,979

Time to die for ruining the fair.

00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527

Was that a rubber band?

00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446

{\an8}I'm rubber and glue.

00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,783

What blasts out of me

makes mush out of you.

00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,207

Cherie, you're here to rescue us.

00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292

- And you found a sitter?

- Shh, shh, shh.

00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877

I gave her some cough syrup.

00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,715

Lizard attack.

00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263

Help!

00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,683

That's it, fellas!

00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,268

I'm paying double overtime tonight.

00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,312

Shit, I'm out of bands.

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356

Hey! Look up here.

00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191

Free Yardbucks.

00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240

Free Yardbucks.

00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,913

I could buy water with that.

00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,081

Stop taking the money.

00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,417

I-I-I'll pay you

just to not take the money.

00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793

Nice try, loser.

00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,462

That's what happens

when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.

00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,990

Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.

00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200

It's over.

Your city's burning.

00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,462

Help me, please.

00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,130

Guys, we gotta get off of here.

00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340

- What about Albert?

- We let him die.

00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,843

No! He's gotta face justice

00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845

for what he's done and who he's hurt.

00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897

Basketballburgh!

00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,192

Basketballburgh is burnt.

00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991

Fire.

00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,415

Thanks for coming back for me.

00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,960

It was a nice gesture,

even though I already had it handled.

00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587

Yeah, well, you're welcome.

00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,548

Thanks for reminding me what it feels like

to care about people.

00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,467

Sofia!

00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470

Did you see me throw the money?

00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807

I was, like,

"Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."

00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186

Mm. I want you.

00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,523

Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.

00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,818

That might be the coolest rock

I've ever seen.

00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,736

Nice job, you little shits.

00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,488

The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.

00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406

I hope it was worth it.

00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,367

Maybe we should have stayed out of this.

00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785

No, you were right.

00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,287

I've been running away from my destiny

for too long.

00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,790

I don't wanna raise Pezlie

to cower and hide.

00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,459

She needs to see that

we shape our own world.

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711

Die!

00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924

Aah! No, lizard!

00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,095

Man, lizards'll just eat your ass

first chance they get, huh?

00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,346

I guess it makes sense.

00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,682

Don't get any ideas.

00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,730

Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.

00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,482

And not a moment too soon.

00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,234

The fam is moments away.

00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444

No. No, no, no, no!

00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612

What the fuck?

00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,281

Pupa? Dirty rat?

00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824

You burned the yard.

00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117

It looks like shit.

00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,743

I trusted you, dirty rat.

00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412

Little Fair, little people.

00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621

Stop saying nonsense words.

00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,874

Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me

for what you did?

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,959

Wait.

We have alien stuff.

00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,130

The Make Alive Ray.

00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,465

A ray we weirdly don't use very often.

00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806

Why does this ray take so long

to make stuff alive?

00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,060

Oh, hey, guys.

How was Aquarby's?

00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,770

It was amazing!

00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523

Yeah!

I still smell like sweet heat beef.

00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983

You better have

cleaned the house.

00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902

I am just so happy to see you.

00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403

Let me kiss your fingers.

00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,280

Mwah. Mwah.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616

Why are you distracting us?

I'm not.

00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,993

Is that Cherie?

She'll tell us what to do.

00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119

Lead us, Cherie.

00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,122

These poor people lost everything.

00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,709

Who knows what maniac is going to try

to become their leader now.

00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,214

I fought against the Duke

in the Great Wall War.

00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257

I was betrayed by Tim.

00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,220

I went into the lower levels

and destroyed the mosquitoes,

00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,389

and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.

00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,101

Never once did I try to take power.

00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,603

But I was wrong.

00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271

You don't need a hero.

00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,149

What The Wall needs is a queen.

00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,901

Cherie, what are you doing?

00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,404

I will finally take the seat of power.

00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,698

You want my help?

00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,784

Then bow.

00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,100

The house looked good, but the yard.

00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560

Hmm. The yard looks great.

00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,020

You surprised me, Terry.

Good work.

00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,648

Hell yeah. Gimme that praise.

I deserve it.

00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171

I'm alive?

00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,426

But who the fuck am I?

00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,673

We're gonna be late for the grand opening

of the new Arby's Water Park:

00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,882

Aquarby's.

00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,176

I can't wait to float

in that Horsey Sauce River.

00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,095

Time to get wet and wild, baby.

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Man, oh, man,

have I been looking forward--

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- You aren't coming.

- What? Bitch, how come not?

00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,935

Because this trip to Aquarby's

is a reward for those of us

00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,353

who actually did our chores.

00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,980

Chow-was? Okay.

00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,481

What, we're just making up words now?

00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:26,276

Each of us did stuff around the house

to make it a better place to live.

00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,278

I, for instance,

jackhammered the driveway

00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,487

and re-poured the concrete.

00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,781

I sump-pumped the basement

and set up mesh WiFi.

00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,492

I switched all our light bulbs

to woke LEDs

00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,119

that are softer on our alien skin.

00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,537

You were supposed to clean the house.

00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,872

I like it like this.

00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,665

It's not neglect.

it's a choice.

00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,834

Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.

00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,461

- [Pupa screaming]

- Okay, fine.

00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,129

Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.

00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,672

But you can't make me clean by myself.

00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,674

I'm alone. I'm scared.

I'm just a kid.

00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,760

This exact scenario is

in the prenup we signed.

00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,887

You know I can't read.

I'm a dumb kid.

00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,848

That's no excuse.

Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.

00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,685

I wanna be first in line for the premium

Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.

00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,729

- [JK Sevens beeping]

- The robot guy gets to go?

00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,190

Leave JK Sevens alone.

He pulls his weight.

00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,567

The whole house had better be clean

by the time we return

00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,985

or you can't go to any of the other

00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,820

fast food theme parks

we are visiting this summer.

00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,865

That includes

the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.

00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:14,991

[gasps] Korvo!

00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,368

This is the worst thing

you've ever done to me!

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[Korvo] And don't forget to clean

the goddamn backyard.

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Oh, God!

00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,669

[♪ dramatic Western music playing]

00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,963

♪

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[Cherie] It turns out the guns,

germs, and the steal

00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,280

were in our hearts

the whole time. [chuckles]

00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,699

You know, the people in the wall

who rewrite the books

00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:57,909

they miss when they were big?

00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,869

I think they run out of steam

and just wing it.

00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,454

- Germs!

- Oh, that's right.

00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,956

[Pezlie giggling]

00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,833

Hey. Who wants paella?

00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,876

Is that chunks of worm, I smell?

00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,294

Surprise.

00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,963

I found two by the fence.

00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,923

[contented sigh]

00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,675

[Cherie] You know, Montez,

00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,052

this life we've built here by the puddle,

00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,971

it's the first time

since getting shrunk down

00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,639

that I've truly been happy.

00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,391

This place is special,

00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,268

safe and hidden away,

00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,769

all the water we need.

00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,897

But it's also so removed from society.

00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,567

Everybody I trust

or care about is right here.

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I just wonder,

what if people out there are suffering?

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You're a good man.

00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,740

But protecting Pezlie

is what's important now.

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Fuck everybody else.

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Totally.

00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,329

Fucking fuck them right

in their fucking faces.

00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,832

Anyway, I'm gonna forage

for some ingredients.

00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,500

We're having foie grass tonight.

00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,128

Can you say "terrible pun"?

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Tewible pwun.

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[Cherie] That's my girl.

00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,509

[Pezlie giggling]

00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,724

[sighs] No one's coming.

Let's get outta here.

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{\an8}- [Hedgey chitters]

- [Gavin grunting]

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{\an8}Come on.

I liked Sofia too,

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{\an8}but she's in Basketballburgh.

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{\an8}- That's where we gotta go.

- [Hedgey screeches]

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{\an8}I'm not just saying that

because it's Saturday

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{\an8}and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.

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{\an8}You know I wanna avoid that place

like the plague.

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- [Montez] Hello?

- [gasps]

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Would you ever put the cart

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before the horse?

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{\an8}What are you...

Was that code?

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{\an8}Oscar didn't give us a code.

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{\an8}You know Oscar?

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{\an8}- How is the old son of a bitch?

- He's dead.

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{\an8}Oh, man, that sucks.

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{\an8}Oscar was a real one.

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{\an8}Wish I hadn't called him

a son of a bitch just now.

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{\an8}So, uh, where's the, uh, cart

with the, uh, food or--

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I know the food was a cover.

The spigot's gone.

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The bounty hunter on the lizard took it,

with Oscar's niece.

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Damn it.

I needed that spigot.

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{\an8}I don't give a shit.

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{\an8}He could be torturing Sofia right now.

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{\an8}Getting the spigot and using it

to turn the water back on in the yard

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{\an8}will save hundreds of lives.

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Look, I get that's important

and we can find the spigot,

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but you gotta help me rescue the girl.

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Fine. But if Albert has them,

he's going to move fast.

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We need somewhere

we can come up with a plan.

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[sighs] Yeah, we can use my house.

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We have to be quick.

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[♪ upbeat festive music playing]

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[rattling]

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- [slot machines beeping]

- [coins clinking]

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[Sofia] Help!

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Help!

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Let me out!

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Stop. Just leave, okay?

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Tell your terrorist friends

we treated you well.

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{\an8}But by God, don't hurt anyone.

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{\an8}What? You're the violent one.

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Basketballburghians

don't resort to violence.

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{\an8}Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.

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{\an8}He chased us across the yard

and tried to kill me too.

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{\an8}What? He would never.

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{\an8}Guards, bring me Little Richard.

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{\an8}- We call him that on account of--

- His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.

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You guys talking about my dick?

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Did you kill anyone

getting the spigot back?

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Hmm. That's against policy.

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{\an8}- He's lying.

- Little Richard?

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{\an8}It's possible that

someone might have died.

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You decapitated my uncle!

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Damn, you saw that?

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{\an8}I'm deeply disappointed

in you, Little Richard.

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{\an8}Killing folks might be what the thugs

in the so-called Resistance do

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but here in Basketballburgh,

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we hold ourselves to a higher standard.

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I'm sorry.

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- [swords clanking]

- [slap smacks]

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- Ah.

- You swore that you changed.

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This time, you must suffer

the consequences.

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- Take him to holding!

- Get away from me.

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Don't take me. Please.

No, please!

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- What are you gonna do to him?

- He'll stand trial.

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Will you stay and testify?

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I'm getting the hell outta here.

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The only way the justice system works

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is if we participate in it.

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But I understand.

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I am so sorry for your loss.

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If I could,

I'd give you a million uncles.

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Uh, thanks.

I only needed one.

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Of course.

Let me walk you out.

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I know it's not quite like Omaha

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or the other modern cities

of the before-fore,

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but it's pretty damn close.

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We've even got

a Nashville Hot Chicken place.

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{\an8}Is that a coffee shop?

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{\an8}Brewed from single-source coffee grounds

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{\an8}from one trash can.

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{\an8}See the lights?

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{\an8}We're lighting them

for the first time tonight

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as the grand opening of the Fair.

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- The what?

- The Yard's Fair.

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- You haven't heard?

- Mm.

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I was too busy getting chased

by your murderous bounty hunter.

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Touché. I know

this all seems superficial

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when you've suffered such a loss.

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But Basketballburgh is more

than just a city.

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{\an8}It's a symbol,

the dawning of a new era for all of us.

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What does all this have to do

with stealing the water spigots?

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No, I didn't steal them.

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I hid them from the warlords

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and psychos who want to control the water.

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It could get Mad Max: Fury Road

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back here real fast if we aren't careful.

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{\an8}See there?

That's the First Bank of the Yard.

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{\an8}Starting today,

everyone will be able

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{\an8}to trade Yardbucks for water.

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So this is all about Yardbucks?

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Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks

is how I'll jumpstart an economy.

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The barter system must die

so civilization can grow.

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I wanna create a system

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that negates the need

for some tiny despot.

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I don't know.

It's just my dream.

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My passion project.

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When this sweet lady rises into the sky,

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you'll be able to see the whole yard.

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Albert, I have some re-stitching

to do on the basket,

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but we should be able

to launch on schedule.

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Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.

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She organized the balloon's restoration.

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Hi, you probably don't remember,

but you greeted me

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when I first came into The Wall.

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Of course, I do.

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Size two bottle cap hat, right?

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I always remember

the people who had a sparkle.

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Excuse me,

I see the band setting up

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and need to go make sure

they don't play Hey Ya!

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Hey No! is more like it.

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I should go.

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You're leaving before the fair starts?

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I just... Do you...

Do you think Albert's a good guy?

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Yeah! I've seen everyone come

through this Wall over the years.

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Albert's the real deal.

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So the band is very limited

in what they can play.

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Hey Ya! it is.

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Sofia, still want me to get you a cart

to take you out of town?

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I think I'll stay for the fair.

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Hey ya!

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Damn it, that's how long it takes

to get it stuck in your head.

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[Hedgey chittering]

[Gavin] Come on, Hedge,

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folks are looking for a degenerate gambler

with a hedgehog,

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not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.

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This is taking too long.

She's going to be back soon.

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Can we talk through

the plan one more time?

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Are you sure we need the ears?

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The ears have to look right

or we won't get past the guards.

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Who is this?

What's going on?

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- Crap.

- Hey, you're Cherie.

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Oh, my God.

Cherie's alive.

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You're part of the Resistance?

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You've been lying to me this whole time.

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I'm not built like you, Cherie.

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I can't stand by

while those Basketballburgh bastards

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cause pain and suffering.

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If you came with us,

nobody would stand in our way.

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In the way of what?

Ah! Mm.

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No, I don't even wanna know.

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Albert controls all

the water spigots now.

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But if we can liberate just one,

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we can spray free water

to the whole yard.

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Come with us.

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The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.

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Grass is dead,

people are desperate.

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It's The Wall all over again.

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I don't care. The only thing that matters

is keeping my daughter safe.

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I am done with politics.

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Protecting Pezlie means protecting

the world we leave for her.

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I've saved The Wall over and over again.

It never works.

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Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.

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I did bad things.

I put people's heads on spikes.

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I need to balance the scale

and do something good.

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Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.

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He's gonna get himself killed.

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Bye-bye. [giggles]

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Hey. Are you two a thing?

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Nah. Just roommates who smash.

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A lot. I don't know.

It's confusing. Let's just go.

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[♪ suspenseful music playing]

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[grunting]

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What are you doing?

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I'm stealing this spigot.

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[gasps] That's why you stayed.

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Yeah. Albert's a liar.

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He's just as obsessed with power

as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.

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No way.

Albert's an honorable man.

00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,147

Tell it to my uncle Oscar,

who he had killed.

00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,358

Help me get this spigot out of here.

00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,568

You can trust me.

00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,236

You just don't know the truth.

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- What are you doing? Mia!

- [lock clicks]

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- [grunting]

- [Mia] I'm sorry.

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And therefore, today I declare

the dangers of the frontier are no more.

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Tighter. [groans]

00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,125

The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.

00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,209

[knocking on door]

00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,295

Hey, boss.

Ooh, nice girdle.

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Damn straight.

It's a big day.

00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,467

Gotta look like I don't eat

and drink more than everyone else.

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You weren't seen, were you?

00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,219

Nah, I was careful.

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It sucks having to hide

during the fair, though.

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I wanted to ride the rides.

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You will, but first

I need that little bitch...

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- [gasps]

- [Albert] ...to think you're on trial.

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[Little Richard]

I know, but they have fried bugs.

00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,941

Soon, Sofia will tell me

everything her uncle knew

00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,736

and I can wipe out

the last of the Resistance.

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Then control of the water, and the yard,

will be mine.

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- That'd be huge, bro.

- Right?

00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,496

And I didn't need to raise an army

or start a cult to do it.

00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,165

I just had to lean on

good old-fashioned greed.

00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,918

Could I just torture the girl

and get the info fast?

00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,212

Oh, that's such

a Little Richard thing to say.

00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,922

You and your torture.

00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215

I do love it.

00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591

Let's see how today goes.

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If she doesn't come around,

you can cut off some of her fingers.

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- Yes!

- [Mia gasps softly]

00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473

- Did you hear something?

- Sorry.

00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,849

I thought it'd be silent.

00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,518

It might smell like fried bug,

00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,728

but I swear I didn't have any.

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,525

[gasps] You were right.

00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,734

Little Richard is free,

00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,778

and Albert wants

to find out what you know.

00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488

They're gonna torture you.

00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,074

I knew it.

I told you he was a piece of shit.

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I know. I'm so sorry.

How can I help?

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If you can figure out

how to get this spigot

00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,581

out of Basketballburgh

without anyone seeing,

00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291

that would be really, really cool.

00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,963

{\an8}- [crowd cheering]

- [♪ marching band music playing]

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When I say,

"and will rise to meet the occasion,"

00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396

that's when you launch the balloon

with our two guests of honor.

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They'll be the first

to see the grand view.

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Thank you, Albert.

You really are a great guy.

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- Yay, Albert.

- Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.

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Welcome, tiny people,

00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,745

to the first-ever Yard's Fair.

00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,330

[crowd applauding]

00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124

God, I wish I was down there.

00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,710

Ooh, is that a sword swallower?

00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,836

Damn it!

00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:39,133

[Albert] Today, we find ourselves

at the threshold of a bright future.

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The frontier days are over.

00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,139

And the barter economy must end with them.

00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,932

Where are you guys from?

00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226

Thespians from the amphitheater

00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312

in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.

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We're doing Of Mice and Men in the fall.

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This is the mouse.

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Cool. That dog poop's huge.

Have fun.

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[Albert] Yardbucks are the key

to economic change.

00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992

My intelligence says

that's where Albert keeps the spigots.

00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911

[Gavin] And my intelligence says

00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829

that roulette wheel is beatable.

00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,289

Look. It's on a slant!

00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,042

[Montez] Stay focused.

We've gotta get to that wine glass.

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Wait a minute.

Is that a milk mouse?

00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,381

I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.

00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,175

Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.

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Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.

00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,055

Your voice sounds familiar.

00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,015

Dad? No, wait.

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Shitbird.

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You think you could sneak back

in here without me finding out?

00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,686

Where's my money?

00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,105

We don't want any trouble.

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[all grunting]

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[Albert] As of today,

the First Bank of the Yard

00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,948

will accept Yardbuck payments for water.

00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,993

And to celebrate,

the bank will give out five free Yardbucks

00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578

to everyone here.

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- [McManus] Son of a bitch.

- The, uh...

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- [McManus groaning]

- Uh, the... The great drought is over.

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[horn blowing]

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Boss, it's the Resistance.

00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,259

- They're here.

- Arrest them!

00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054

Well, this went to shit fast.

00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,598

- Goddammit, it's Gavin.

- You know that guy?

00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559

He probably thought I needed rescuing.

00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,435

Instead, he's ruining my plan.

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Gah. Fucking men.

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His mouse is pretty cute.

00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,148

[Mia giggles]

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Get them. Kill them. Either!

00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947

Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.

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The old me would be cutting off heads.

00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200

We gotta go now.

00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,412

Uh...

00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,248

Stop that balloon!

00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,125

The spigot's too heavy.

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It's weighing us down.

00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170

Hmm. Get this thing

where it needs to go.

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- Okay?

- Mia, no!

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- [thuds]

- [Mia groans]

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Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel

was at such a winnable angle.

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Where's my money?

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Sofia.

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Gavin, I've got the spigot.

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And I dunno,

maybe try to fight back a little.

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- [punches thudding]

- [grunting]

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[snarls]

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[McManus screaming]

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Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!

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Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs

for you tonight. Now, h'yah.

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[Sofia] Yes. We're winning.

00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,330

Kiss my ass, Albert.

00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,917

Damn it, Sofia.

This is why you don't talk trash.

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If she gets that spigot,

my entire plan will be ruined.

00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,089

Which means you don't get paid, idiots.

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[Sofia gasps, grunts]

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I wish we'd had a better plan.

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I wish you were less

of a degenerate gambler.

00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141

But you gotta dance

with the one that brought you.

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- [lizard snarls]

- [both gasp]

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Time to die for ruining the fair.

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[Little Richard laughing]

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[gasps]

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Was that a rubber band?

00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446

{\an8}I'm rubber and glue.

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What blasts out of me

makes mush out of you.

00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,119

[Cherie screaming]

00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,207

Cherie, you're here to rescue us.

00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292

- And you found a sitter?

- Shh, shh, shh.

00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877

I gave her some cough syrup.

00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,715

Lizard attack.

00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263

[Sofia] Help!

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That's it, fellas!

00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,268

I'm paying double overtime tonight.

00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,312

- [gun clicks]

- [grunts] Shit, I'm out of bands.

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356

Hey! Look up here.

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Free Yardbucks.

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[people cheering]

00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240

[guard] Free Yardbucks.

00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,913

I could buy water with that.

00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,081

Stop taking the money.

00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,417

I-I-I'll pay you

just to not take the money.

00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793

Nice try, loser.

00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,462

That's what happens

when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.

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[growling]

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- [♪ suspenseful music playing]

- [Sofia yelps]

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[both grunting]

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- [explosion booms]

- [Albert and Sofia screaming]

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[people screaming]

00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,990

Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.

00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200

It's over.

Your city's burning.

00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,207

[Albert struggling]

00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,462

Help me, please.

00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,130

[Montez]

Guys, we gotta get off of here.

00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340

- What about Albert?

- We let him die.

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No! He's gotta face justice

00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845

for what he's done and who he's hurt.

00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,390

- [♪ dramatic music playing]

- [Sofia grunting]

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[Albert crying]

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[Albert] Basketballburgh!

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Basketballburgh is burnt.

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[crying]

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[popcorn crunching]

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Fire.

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Thanks for coming back for me.

00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,960

It was a nice gesture,

even though I already had it handled.

00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587

Yeah, well, you're welcome.

00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,548

Thanks for reminding me what it feels like

to care about people.

00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,467

[Mia] Sofia!

00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470

Did you see me throw the money?

00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807

I was, like,

"Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."

00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,726

[both moaning]

00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186

[Sofia] Mm. I want you.

00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,523

Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.

00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,818

That might be the coolest rock

I've ever seen.

00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,736

Nice job, you little shits.

00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,488

The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.

00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406

I hope it was worth it.

00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,367

Maybe we should have stayed out of this.

00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785

No, you were right.

00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,287

I've been running away from my destiny

for too long.

00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,790

I don't wanna raise Pezlie

to cower and hide.

00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,459

She needs to see that

we shape our own world.

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711

[Little Richard] Die!

00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,839

[Little Richard screaming]

00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924

Aah! No, lizard! [groans]

00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,095

Man, lizards'll just eat your ass

first chance they get, huh?

00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,346

I guess it makes sense.

00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,682

[laughs] Don't get any ideas.

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[Terry grunting]

00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,730

Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.

00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,482

- And not a moment too soon.

- [text notification chimes]

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The fam is moments away.

00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444

[gasps] No. No, no, no, no!

00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612

What the fuck?

00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,281

Pupa? Dirty rat?

00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824

You burned the yard.

00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117

It looks like shit.

00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,743

I trusted you, dirty rat.

00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412

Little Fair, little people.

00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621

Stop saying nonsense words.

00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,874

Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me

for what you did?

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,959

[gasps] Wait.

We have alien stuff.

00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,130

The Make Alive Ray.

00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,465

A ray we weirdly don't use very often.

00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,552

[ray zapping]

00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806

Why does this ray take so long

to make stuff alive?

00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,516

[car honking]

00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,060

Oh, hey, guys.

How was Aquarby's?

00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,770

[Yumyulack] It was amazing!

00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523

[Jesse] Yeah!

I still smell like sweet heat beef.

00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983

[Korvo] You better have

cleaned the house.

00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902

[Terry] I am just so happy to see you.

00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403

Let me kiss your fingers.

00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,280

Mwah. Mwah.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616

- [Korvo] Why are you distracting us?

- [Terry] I'm not.

00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,993

[woman] Is that Cherie?

She'll tell us what to do.

00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119

Lead us, Cherie.

00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,122

These poor people lost everything.

00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,709

Who knows what maniac is going to try

to become their leader now.

00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,377

[sighs]

00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,214

I fought against the Duke

in the Great Wall War.

00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257

I was betrayed by Tim.

00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,220

I went into the lower levels

and destroyed the mosquitoes,

00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,389

and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.

00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,101

Never once did I try to take power.

00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,603

But I was wrong.

00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271

You don't need a hero.

00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,149

What The Wall needs is a queen.

00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,901

Cherie, what are you doing?

00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,404

I will finally take the seat of power.

00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,698

You want my help?

00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,784

Then bow.

00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,577

[crowd gasping]

00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,330

[♪ dramatic music playing]

00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,014

[rat squeaking]

00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,100

The house looked good, but the yard.

00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560

Hmm. The yard looks great.

00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,020

You surprised me, Terry.

Good work.

00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,648

Hell yeah. Gimme that praise.

I deserve it.

00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,150

[JK Sevens beeping]

00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,237

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,626

[gasping]

00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171

I'm alive?

00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,426

But who the fuck am I?

00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,221

[♪ dramatic theme playing]

00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,458

♪

00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,097

[mimicking laser fire]