Большой день уборки Терри — Все инопланетяне кроме Терри отправляются в аквапарк. Терри, который ленится убираться в доме, наказан. Уменьшенные люди, населяющие двор, сражаются за вентиль от садового крана. После свержения очередного нечистого на руку правителя, Шерри объявляет себя королевой. В это время Терри пытается избавиться от пожухлой травы во дворе и использует на ней оживляющий луч. Двор начинает зеленеть, и уменьшенные люди воспринимают это как знамение. Они преклоняются перед Шерри.

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Большой день уборки Терри

Terry's Big Cleaning Day

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Описание

Все инопланетяне кроме Терри отправляются в аквапарк. Терри, который ленится убираться в доме, наказан. Уменьшенные люди, населяющие двор, сражаются за вентиль от садового крана. После свержения очередного нечистого на руку правителя, Шерри объявляет себя королевой. В это время Терри пытается избавиться от пожухлой травы во дворе и использует на ней оживляющий луч. Двор начинает зеленеть, и уменьшенные люди воспринимают это как знамение. Они преклоняются перед Шерри.

Субтитры

00:00:02,420 --> 00:00:04,080 Джесси, Ямюляк, пойдём.
00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:06,670 Мы опоздаем на открытие нового аквапарка Арбис:
00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,880 «Акварбис».
00:00:07,890 --> 00:00:10,170 Не терпится поплавать в реке из хрена!
00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:12,090 Время намокнуть и оторваться, детка!
00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,760 Боже, как я этого ждал...
00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:14,680 Ты не едешь.
00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:15,970 Чего? Сука, почему это?
00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,930 Потому что поездка в «Акварбис» — награда для тех,
00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:20,350 кто сделал свои дела по дому.
00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,980 Де... что?
00:00:21,990 --> 00:00:23,480 Ты это слово сейчас придумал?
00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,270 Мы все что-то сделали по дому, чтобы в нём было комфортнее.
00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,270 Я, например, перелопатила всю дорожку
00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,480 и залила новый цемент.
00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:31,780 Я осушил подвал и подключил Wi-Fi.
00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:36,110 Я заменил все лампочки на светодиоды для нашей чувствительной кожи.
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,530 А ты должен был убрать дом.
00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:38,870 Мне и так нравится.
00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,660 Это не беспорядок, а мой выбор.
00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:42,830 У Пупы на голове крыса!
00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,460 Ладно, ладно.
00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,120 Может и стоит протереть стены.
00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,670 Но я не буду убираться один.
00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,670 Мне одиноко и страшно. Я ребёнок.
00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,760 Всё это было в нашем брачном контракте.
00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,880 Я не умею читать, я же глупый ребёнок.
00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:56,840 Это не оправдание. Погнали, все, кроме Терри.
00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,680 Хочу быть первым в очереди на аттракцион с девятью наггетсами.
00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,720 Вы даже робота возьмёте?
00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,190 Отстань от Джей-Кей Севенса. Он свою долю делает.
00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,560 Чтоб к нашему возвращению весь дом был чистым
00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:10,820 или мы тебя больше ни в какие фастфудовые парки не возьмём.
00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:14,260 И лыжного домика «Чипотле» это тоже касается.
00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:14,990 Корво!
00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,360 Так ужасно ты со мной ещё никогда не поступал!
00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:20,120 И не забудь убрать весь чёртов задний двор.
00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:22,950 О боже!
00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,250 СОЛНЕЧНЫЕ ПРОТИВОПОЛОЖНОСТИ
00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:35,770 «ЗАДНИЙ ДВОР»
00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:50,730 Оказалось, что пистолеты, микробы и сталь
00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:54,280 на самом деле были в наших сердцах всё это время.
00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:56,700 Знаешь, стенолюди, которые переписывают книги,
00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:59,870 что читали, будучи большими, многовато импровизируют.
00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,830 Микробы!
00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:01,450 Они самые.
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,830 Эй, кто хочет паэлью?
00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,870 Это что, кусочки червей?
00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,290 Сюрприз.
00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,960 Нашёл двух у забора.
00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:16,050 Знаешь, Монтес, мы устроили свою жизнь у этого пруда,
00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:19,640 и впервые с тех пор, как меня уменьшили, я правда счастлива.
00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,390 Это особенное место.
00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,260 Безопасное и укрытое от чужих глаз.
00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,770 И воды сколько угодно.
00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,890 Но оно так далеко от общества.
00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,560 Все, кому я доверяю и кто мне дорог, здесь.
00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:33,730 Но вдруг где-то там люди страдают?
00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,150 Ты хороший человек.
00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,740 Но сейчас важнее всего защищать Пэзли.
00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,950 Нахер всех остальных.
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,030 Согласен.
00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,330 Нахер этих грёбаных уродов.
00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:45,830 Ладно, пойду поищу ещё ингредиентов.
00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,500 Сегодня на ужин фуа-гравий.
00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,120 Можешь сказать «ужасный каламбур»?
00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:51,540 Увасный кавамбул.
00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:53,040 Ты ж моя сладкая.
00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,720 Никто не придёт. Пошли отсюда.
00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:07,180 Ну хватит. Мне тоже нравилась София,
00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:08,810 но она в Баскетболбурге.
00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,560 Туда мы и направляемся.
00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:13,650 И не потому, что по субботам там турниры по блэкджеку.
00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,980 Ты знаешь, я это место как чуму избегаю.
00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,110 Здравствуй.
00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,240 Ты бы поставил телегу впереди лошади?
00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,120 Чего? Это какой-то код?
00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:24,530 Оскар не давал нам кода.
00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,200 Ты знаешь Оскара?
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,800 Как поживает этот сукин сын?
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,370 Он умер.
00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,960 Чёрт, это ужасно.
00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:31,370 Хороший был человек.
00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,000 Зря я его только что назвал сукиным сыном.
00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:38,510 А где тележка с едой или...
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,010 Я знаю, что еда была прикрытием. Вентиля нет.
00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,680 Его забрал наёмник на ящерице, с племянницей Оскара.
00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,430 Чёрт. Мне нужен был вентиль.
00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,680 Мне плевать.
00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,600 Он сейчас, возможно, пытает Софию.
00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:51,600 Если добыть вентиль и включить воду во Дворе,
00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,900 можно спасти сотни жизней.
00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:56,060 Слушай, я понимаю, что это важно, и мы найдём вентиль,
00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,230 но ты должен помочь мне спасти девчонку.
00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,610 Ладно. Но если они у Альберта, он будет спешить.
00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,700 Нужно место, где обдумаем план.
00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:06,700 Да, можно пойти ко мне домой.
00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,040 Нужно поторопиться.
00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:19,590 Помогите!
00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,470 На помощь!
00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,680 Выпустите меня!
00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:26,470 Хватит. Просто уходи, ладно?
00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,890 И скажи друзьям-террористам, что тебя не обижали.
00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,730 Только ради бога, никого не трогай.
00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,940 Что? Это ты злодей.
00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:36,810 Баскетболбуржцы не прибегают к насилию.
00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,610 Твой наёмник убил моего дядю.
00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:42,760 Он гонялся за нами по Двору, и меня тоже пытался убить.
00:04:42,770 --> 00:04:45,070 Что? Он бы никогда.
00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,700 Охрана, приведите мне Литтл Ричарда.
00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:49,300 Мы его так прозвали из-за его...
00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,790 Маленького члена. Я помню.
00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,790 Вы тут мой член обсуждаете?
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,170 Ты кого-то убил, пока добывал вентиль?
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,920 Это против правил.
00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,000 Он врёт.
00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,090 Литтл Ричард?
00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,880 Ну, возможно, кто-нибудь умер.
00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,760 Ты обезглавил моего дядю!
00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:08,010 Чёрт, ты это видела?
00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:11,600 Я глубоко разочарован в тебе, Литтл Ричард.
00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:15,100 Убийствами, может, занимаются бандиты из так называемого Сопротивления,
00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:19,860 но здесь в Баскетболбурге у нас стандарты гораздо выше.
00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,230 Простите.
00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,820 Ты клялся, что больше не такой.
00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,120 Теперь ты понесёшь ответственность.
00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,460 В темницу его.
00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:32,240 Уберите руки.
00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,200 Не уводите меня, пожалуйста!
00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,500 Что вы с ним сделаете?
00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,920 Устроим суд. Останешься дать показания?
00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,380 Лучше я свалю отсюда.
00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:43,090 Правосудия можно добиться, лишь сыграв свою роль.
00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,550 Но я понимаю.
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,680 Мои глубочайшие соболезнования.
00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,890 Если бы я мог, дал бы тебе миллион дядюшек.
00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:54,890 Спасибо. Мне хватало одного.
00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,350 Разумеется. Я тебя провожу.
00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,570 Знаю, это, конечно, не Омаха и прочие современные города из прапрошлого,
00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,440 но всё же довольно близко.
00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:08,360 Даже есть ресторан с нэшвильской курочкой.
00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:09,780 Это что, кофейня?
00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:12,200 Варят из уникальной кофейной гущи,
00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:13,910 добытой из мусорки.
00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,000 Видишь гирлянду?
00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,710 Сегодня зажигаем её впервые
00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,420 на церемонии открытия ярмарки.
00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:19,210 Какой?
00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,750 Дворовой ярмарки.
00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,630 Ты не слышала?
00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,220 Была занята побегом от твоего наёмного убийцы.
00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:30,260 Туше. Я знаю, что это всё кажется глупым, когда переживаешь трагедию.
00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:33,310 Но Баскетболбург — это не просто город.
00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,560 Это символ, рассвет новой эры для всех нас.
00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:40,100 А как к этому относится кража вентилей?
00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,400 Что ты, я их не украл.
00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:45,650 Я спрятал их от вояк и психов, желающих контролировать воду.
00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:47,029 Если не будем осторожны,
00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:50,950 всё очень быстро превратится в фильм «Безумный Макс: Дорога ярости».
00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,620 Видишь? Это первый банк Двора.
00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:57,910 С сегодняшнего дня все смогут обменивать дворбаксы на воду.
00:06:58,010 --> 00:07:00,290 Так это всё ради дворбаксов?
00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:05,210 Да. Создав спрос на дворбаксы, я запущу экономику.
00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:08,970 Бартер должен умереть, чтобы цивилизация жила.
00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,260 Я хочу создать систему,
00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:13,220 в которой нет нужды в маленьком тиране.
00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:15,810 Не знаю, такая у меня мечта.
00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:18,890 Дело моей жизни.
00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,690 Когда эта красотка поднимется в небо,
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,440 с неё можно будет увидеть весь Двор.
00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:26,860 Альберт, мне ещё надо подшить корзину,
00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:28,860 но всё будет готово к запуску.
00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:30,990 София, это Мия.
00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,030 Она организовала ремонт шара.
00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,580 Привет, ты, наверное, не помнишь, но ты меня встретила,
00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,160 когда я только попала в Стену.
00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,580 Конечно помню.
00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,670 Кепка-крышечка, второй размер, да?
00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:45,040 Я всегда запоминаю людей, в которых есть искра.
00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,130 Простите, я вижу, группа уже готовится.
00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,590 Надо им сказать, чтобы не играли «Эй, да!».
00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:51,130 Скорее «Эй, нет!», да?
00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,510 Я, пожалуй, пойду.
00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,890 Ты уходишь до начала ярмарки?
00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,810 Я просто... ты думаешь, Альберт — хороший человек?
00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:01,890 Конечно! Я видела всех, кто проходил через эту Стену.
00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,560 Альберт правда хороший.
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,730 Оказалось, у них довольно узкий репертуар.
00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:06,860 Будет «Эй, да!».
00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:10,110 София, всё ещё нужна тележка, чтобы вывезти тебя из города?
00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,280 Думаю, останусь на ярмарку.
00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,450 Эй, да!
00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,490 Чёрт, видите, как быстро она в голове заедает.
00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:19,750 Давай, Ежуля,
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,120 люди разыскивают заядлого игрока с ежом,
00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:23,920 но не заядлого игрока с мышью.
00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,420 Мы долго копаемся. Она скоро вернётся.
00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,550 Может, ещё разок проговорим план?
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,920 Уши точно нужны?
00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,470 Уши нужны или мы не пройдём охрану.
00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,970 Кто это? Что происходит?
00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:34,810 Чёрт.
00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:35,930 Эй, ты Шери.
00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:37,850 О боже. Шери жива.
00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,430 Ты часть Сопротивления?
00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,600 Ты лгал мне всё это время.
00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,100 Я не такой, как ты, Шери.
00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:47,310 Я не могу стоять в стороне, пока мудаки из Баскетболбурга сеют боль и страдания.
00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,780 Иди с нами, и никто не встанет у нас на пути.
00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,940 На пути к чему?
00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,450 Хотя нет, не хочу даже знать.
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,490 Все вентили под контролем Альберта.
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,410 Но если мы заберём хоть один,
00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,700 мы сможем залить весь Двор бесплатной водой.
00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:00,790 Пойдём с нами.
00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,960 Я ещё никогда не видел Двор таким.
00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:04,920 Трава высохла, люди в отчаянии.
00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,040 Всё снова как со Стеной.
00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:10,670 Мне плевать. Меня волнует только безопасность моей дочери.
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,130 Я закончила с политикой.
00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:15,720 Защитить Пэзли значит защитить мир, который мы ей оставим.
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:19,890 Я уже не раз пыталась спасти Стену. Это никогда не работает.
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,470 Может ты успокоилась, но я нет.
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,140 Я делал ужасные вещи. Головы на колы насаживал.
00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:27,150 Я должен выровнять баланс, сделать добро.
00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:29,520 Пэзли, скажи «прощай» дяде Монти.
00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:30,940 Он отправляется на смерть.
00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:33,280 Пока-пока.
00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:36,240 Эй. Между вами что-то есть?
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,200 Не. Мы просто соседи, которые трахаются.
00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:42,240 Очень часто. Я не знаю. Всё сложно. Пойдём.
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,130 Что ты делаешь?
00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,710 Краду этот вентиль.
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,880 Так вот, зачем ты осталась.
00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,720 Да. Альберт — лжец.
00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,510 Он так же повёрнут на власти, как Тим, Систо и все остальные.
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,390 Не может быть. Альберт — достойный человек.
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,140 Скажи это моему дяде, которого он приказал убить.
00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:09,350 Помоги мне вытащить этот вентиль.
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,560 Доверься мне.
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,230 Ты просто не знаешь правду.
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,940 Что ты делаешь? Мия?
00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,610 Прости.
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:21,280 Итак, сегодня я объявляю, что опасности на границе больше не будет.
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,700 Туже.
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:26,120 Двор не ударит в грязь лицом!
00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,290 Привет, босс. Крутой корсет.
00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,250 Ты чертовски прав. Важный день.
00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:34,460 Нельзя, чтобы было видно, что я пью и ем больше других.
00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,920 Тебя же никто не видел?
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,220 Нет, я был осторожен.
00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:39,260 Обидно прятаться во время ярмарки.
00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,680 Я хотел покататься на горках.
00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:44,810 Успеешь, но сначала мне надо, чтобы маленькая сучка думала, что ты под судом.
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,270 Я знаю, но там жареных жуков дают.
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,940 Скоро София расскажет мне всё, что знал её дядя,
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,730 и я смогу стереть остатки Сопротивления.
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:58,150 Потом завладею водой, и весь Двор будет моим.
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,990 Будет круто, братан.
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:00,740 Правда ведь?
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,490 И даже не пришлось создавать армию или культ.
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,160 Достаточно положиться на старую добрую алчность.
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,910 Может, я попытаю девчонку, чтобы добыть инфу?
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,210 О, это так в твоём стиле, Литтл Ричард.
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,920 Ты и твои пытки.
00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,210 Я их обожаю.
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,590 Посмотрим, как всё пройдёт.
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,050 Если не захочет содействовать, отрежешь ей пару пальчиков.
00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,680 Ура!
00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:21,630 Ты слышал?
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:22,470 Простите.
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,850 Я думал, будет бесшумно.
00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,510 Может и пахнет жареными жуками,
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,720 но клянусь, я их не ел.
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:32,690 Ты была права.
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,800 Литтл Ричард на свободе, и Альберт хочет выяснить, что ты знаешь.
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,480 Они хотят тебя пытать.
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,070 Я знала. Говорила же, что он кусок дерьма.
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,620 Я знаю. Прости. Как я могу помочь?
00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:47,580 Если придумаешь, как вывезти вентиль из Баскетболбурга без свидетелей,
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:49,290 будет очень-очень круто.
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:54,000 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ НА ПЕРВУЮ ЕЖЕГОДНУЮ ДВОРОВУЮ ЯРМАРКУ БАСКЕТБОЛБУРГА
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,220 АНТИСЕПТИК
00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,400 ИГРОВЫЕ АВТОМАТЫ
00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:07,220 Когда я говорю: «Не ударит в грязь лицом»,
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,390 ты запускаешь шар с нашими двумя почётными гостями.
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,100 Они будут первыми, кто насладится видом.
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,900 Спасибо, Альберт. Ты замечательный человек.
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:19,650 - Ура, Альберт! - Время речи!
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,990 Добро пожаловать, малыши,
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,740 на первую Дворовую ярмарку.
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,120 Боже, как бы я хотел быть там.
00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,710 О, это там шпагоглотатель?
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,830 Чёрт!
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:39,130 Сегодня мы стоим на пороге светлого будущего.
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:42,050 Дни пограничья закончены.
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:45,140 И бартерная экономика должна уйти с ними.
00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:46,930 Вы откуда, ребята?
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,220 Актёры из амфитеатра.
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,310 Во фрисби, возле собачьих какашек.
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,270 Осенью ставим «О мышах и людях».
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,480 Это наша мышь.
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:57,360 Круто. Какашки огромные. Удачи вам.
00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,070 Дворбаксы — ключ к экономическому перевороту.
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,990 Смекалка подсказывает, что там Альберт хранит вентили.
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,910 А моя смекалка говорит,
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,830 что в рулетку нетрудно выиграть.
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,290 Она же под наклоном!
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,040 Не отвлекайся. Надо подобраться к винному бокалу.
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,080 Погодите, это что, молочная мышь?
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,380 Я не пил мышиного молока со времён стены.
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,170 Эй, мышатник, подожди.
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,510 О, чёрт. У нас нет молока.
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,050 У тебя знакомый голос.
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,010 Папа? Нет, стоп.
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:31,390 Говножуй. Думал, сможешь вернуться так, чтобы я не заметил?
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,680 Где мои деньги?
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,100 Мы не хотим проблем.
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:43,940 С сегодняшнего дня первый банк Двора принимает плату за воду в дворбаксах.
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:49,580 И в честь этого события банк выдаёт пять дворбаксов всем присутствующим.
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,680 Сукин сын.
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:55,660 В общем... это... великой засухе конец.
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,340 Босс, Сопротивление.
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,050 Они здесь.
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,860 Арестуйте их!
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,050 Быстро же весь план полетел.
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,470 О чёрт, это Гевин.
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,600 Ты его знаешь?
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:11,560 Наверное, решил, что меня надо спасти.
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,430 А в итоге рушит мой план.
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,930 Грёбаные мужчины.
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,730 А мышка у него милая.
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,820 Ловите их. Убейте. Как хотите.
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,940 Вам, сучкам, ещё повезло.
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,820 Старый я бы вам головы поотрезал.
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,200 Надо действовать.
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,240 Остановите шар!
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,120 Вентиль слишком тяжёлый.
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:37,750 Он тянет нас вниз.
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,170 Доставь эту штуку на место.
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:40,960 Ладно?
00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,630 Мия, нет!
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,880 О, ей повезло, что рулетка была под таким удобным углом.
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:50,010 Где мои деньги?
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,260 София.
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,470 Гевин, вентиль у меня.
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,640 И, не знаю, хотя бы попробуй отбиваться.
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,030 Ого. Фу!
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,240 Спасибо, Ежуля. Сегодня получишь кучу личинок. Ну, погнали!
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,910 Ура, мы побеждаем!
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,330 Поцелуй мой зад, Альберт.
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,910 Чёрт, София, не стоило говорить гадости.
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,830 Если она заполучит вентиль, весь мой план рухнет.
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,090 А значит, никаких вам денег, идиоты.
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,630 Вот бы был план получше.
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,800 Вот бы ты не был таким азартным.
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,140 Но тут уж ничего не поделаешь.
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,980 Время умереть, раз испортили праздник.
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,520 Это что, резинка?
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,440 У меня и резина, и клей.
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,780 И я тебя в кашу превращу, дуралей.
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:58,200 Шери, ты пришла нас спасти.
00:15:58,210 --> 00:15:59,460 И ты нашла няню?
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,870 Я дала ей сироп от кашля.
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,710 Атака ящером!
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:13,260 Помогите!
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,680 Что ж, ребятки.
00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:18,270 Сегодня за сверхурочные плата удваивается.
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,310 Чёрт, у меня кончились резинки.
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,350 Эй, смотрите сюда!
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,190 Бесплатные дворбаксы.
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,240 Бесплатные дворбаксы.
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,910 Я могу купить на них воду.
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,080 Хватит брать деньги.
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:41,410 Я вам заплачу, чтобы вы их не брали.
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,790 Хорошая попытка.
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,460 Вот что бывает, когда полагаешься на тупые дворбаксы.
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,990 Дайте мне то, что надо, или я её сброшу.
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,200 Всё кончено. Твой город в огне.
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,460 Пожалуйста, помогите.
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,130 Ребята, надо убираться отсюда.
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,380 А Альберт?
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,340 Пусть умирает.
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,840 Нет! Он должен быть наказан за то, что он сделал и кому навредил.
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,890 Баскетболбург!
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:48,190 Баскетболбург сгорел.
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,990 Огонь.
00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,410 Спасибо, что пришли за мной.
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,960 Было мило. Хоть я и сама неплохо справлялась.
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,580 Ага, пожалуйста.
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,550 Спасибо, что напомнила, каково это, беспокоиться о ком-то.
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,460 София!
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,470 Ты видела, как я кинула деньги?
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,800 Такая типа: «Забирайте свои дворбаксы, сучки».
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,180 Хочу тебя.
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,520 Эй, посмотрите-ка на тот камень.
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,810 Я такого крутого камня в жизни не видел.
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,730 Хорошая работа, говнюки.
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,480 Вы весь двор сожгли дотла.
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,400 Надеюсь, оно того стоило.
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,360 Может, нам не стоило вмешиваться.
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,780 Нет, ты был прав.
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,280 Я слишком долго бежала от своей судьбы.
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,790 Я не хочу воспитывать Пэзли в страхе.
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,460 Она должна увидеть, что мы сами строим свой мир.
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,710 Умри!
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:53,920 Нет, ящерица, нет!
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:58,090 Чёрт, ящерицы сжирают тебя при первой же возможности, да?
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,340 Логично, наверное.
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,680 Даже не думай.
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,730 Наконец-то этот тупой дом тупо блестит.
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,480 О, как раз вовремя.
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,230 Семья уже на подходе.
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,440 Нет. Нет, нет, нет, нет!
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,610 Какого хера?
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,280 Пупа? Грязная крыса?
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,820 Вы сожгли двор.
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,110 Он выглядит ужасно.
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,740 Я доверял тебе, крысёныш.
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,410 Мини-ярмарка, мини-люди.
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,620 Хватит нести бред.
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,870 Ты же знаешь, что Корво будет винить меня?
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,960 Стоп. У нас есть инопланетные штуки.
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,130 Оживлятор.
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,460 Странно, что мы его так редко используем.
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,800 Почему оживление занимает так долго?
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,060 О, привет, ребята. Как вам «Акварбис»?
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,770 Было очень круто!
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,520 Да! Я до сих пор пахну вяленой говядиной.
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,980 Надеюсь, ты убрался в доме.
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,900 Как же я рад вас видеть.
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,400 Дай пальчики поцелую.
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,280 Чмок. Чмок. Чмок, чмок, чмок.
00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,890 Зачем ты нас отвлекаешь?
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,070 Не отвлекаю!
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,790 Это Шери? Она скажет нам, что делать.
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,120 Веди нас, Шери.
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:07,120 Эти бедные люди потеряли всё.
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,710 Кто знает, какой ещё безумец попытается их возглавить.
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:15,210 Я воевала против герцога в стенной войне.
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,250 Меня предал Тим.
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:21,220 Я спустилась на нижние уровни и уничтожила комаров,
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:24,390 и боролась с Систо, чтобы спасти дочь.
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,100 Я ни разу не посягала на власть.
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,600 Но я ошибалась.
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,270 Вам нужна не героиня.
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,150 Стене нужна королева.
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,900 Шери, что ты делаешь?
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,400 Я наконец займу трон.
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,700 Хотите моей помощи?
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,780 На колени.
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,100 С домом всё в порядке, а вот двор...
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,560 О. Двор тоже хорош.
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,020 Ты меня удивил. Молодец.
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,650 О да. Хвали меня. Я заслужил.
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,170 Я жив?
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,781 Но кто я такой, чёрт возьми?
00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:47,780 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.

00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,087 Jesse, Yumyulack, let's go.
00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,673 We're gonna be late for the grand opening of the new Arby's Water Park:
00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,882 Aquarby's.
00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,176 I can't wait to float in that Horsey Sauce River.
00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,095 Time to get wet and wild, baby.
00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,763 Man, oh, man, have I been looking forward--
00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,974 - You aren't coming. - What? Bitch, how come not?
00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,935 Because this trip to Aquarby's is a reward for those of us
00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,353 who actually did our chores.
00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,980 Chow-was? Okay.
00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,481 What, we're just making up words now?
00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:26,276 Each of us did stuff around the house to make it a better place to live.
00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,278 I, for instance, jackhammered the driveway
00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,487 and re-poured the concrete.
00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,781 I sump-pumped the basement and set up mesh WiFi.
00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,492 I switched all our light bulbs to woke LEDs
00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,119 that are softer on our alien skin.
00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,537 You were supposed to clean the house.
00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,872 I like it like this.
00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,665 It's not neglect. it's a choice.
00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,834 Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.
00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,461 Okay, fine.
00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,129 Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.
00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,672 But you can't make me clean by myself.
00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,674 I'm alone. I'm scared. I'm just a kid.
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,760 This exact scenario is in the prenup we signed.
00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,887 You know I can't read. I'm a dumb kid.
00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,848 That's no excuse. Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.
00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,685 I wanna be first in line for the premium Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.
00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,729 The robot guy gets to go?
00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,190 Leave JK Sevens alone. He pulls his weight.
00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,567 The whole house had better be clean by the time we return
00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,985 or you can't go to any of the other
00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,820 fast food theme parks we are visiting this summer.
00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,865 That includes the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.
00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:14,991 Korvo!
00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,368 This is the worst thing you've ever done to me!
00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:20,121 And don't forget to clean the goddamn backyard.
00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,957 Oh, God!
00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,735 It turns out the guns, germs, and the steal
00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,280 were in our hearts the whole time.
00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,699 You know, the people in the wall who rewrite the books
00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:57,909 they miss when they were big?
00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,869 I think they run out of steam and just wing it.
00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,454 - Germs! - Oh, that's right.
00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,833 Hey. Who wants paella?
00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,876 Is that chunks of worm, I smell?
00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,294 Surprise.
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,963 I found two by the fence.
00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,675 You know, Montez,
00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,052 this life we've built here by the puddle,
00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,971 it's the first time since getting shrunk down
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,639 that I've truly been happy.
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,391 This place is special,
00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,268 safe and hidden away,
00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,769 all the water we need.
00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,897 But it's also so removed from society.
00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,567 Everybody I trust or care about is right here.
00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,736 I just wonder, what if people out there are suffering?
00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,155 You're a good man.
00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,740 But protecting Pezlie is what's important now.
00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,950 Fuck everybody else.
00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,034 Totally.
00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,329 Fucking fuck them right in their fucking faces.
00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,832 Anyway, I'm gonna forage for some ingredients.
00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,500 We're having foie grass tonight.
00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,128 Can you say "terrible pun"?
00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,546 Tewible pwun.
00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,047 That's my girl.
00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,724 No one's coming. Let's get outta here.
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,187 {\an8}Come on. I liked Sofia too,
00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,813 {\an8}but she's in Basketballburgh.
00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,565 {\an8}That's where we gotta go.
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,275 {\an8}I'm not just saying that because it's Saturday
00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,651 {\an8}and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.
00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,987 {\an8}You know I wanna avoid that place like the plague.
00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,113 Hello?
00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,866 Would you ever put the cart
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,242 before the horse?
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,119 {\an8}What are you... Was that code?
00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,537 {\an8}Oscar didn't give us a code.
00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,206 {\an8}You know Oscar?
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,374 {\an8}- How is the old son of a bitch? - He's dead.
00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,959 {\an8}Oh, man, that sucks.
00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,377 {\an8}Oscar was a real one.
00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,005 {\an8}Wish I hadn't called him a son of a bitch just now.
00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:38,509 {\an8}So, uh, where's the, uh, cart with the, uh, food or--
00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,012 I know the food was a cover. The spigot's gone.
00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,681 The bounty hunter on the lizard took it, with Oscar's niece.
00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,433 Damn it. I needed that spigot.
00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,684 {\an8}I don't give a shit.
00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,603 {\an8}He could be torturing Sofia right now.
00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,606 {\an8}Getting the spigot and using it to turn the water back on in the yard
00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,899 {\an8}will save hundreds of lives.
00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,069 Look, I get that's important and we can find the spigot,
00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,238 but you gotta help me rescue the girl.
00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,616 Fine. But if Albert has them, he's going to move fast.
00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,701 We need somewhere we can come up with a plan.
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,704 Yeah, we can use my house.
00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,039 We have to be quick.
00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,592 Help!
00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,469 Help!
00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,681 Let me out!
00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,474 Stop. Just leave, okay?
00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,893 Tell your terrorist friends we treated you well.
00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,729 {\an8}But by God, don't hurt anyone.
00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,940 {\an8}What? You're the violent one.
00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,818 Basketballburghians don't resort to violence.
00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,612 {\an8}Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.
00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,573 {\an8}He chased us across the yard and tried to kill me too.
00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:45,076 {\an8}What? He would never.
00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,704 {\an8}Guards, bring me Little Richard.
00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,790 {\an8}- We call him that on account of-- - His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.
00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,792 You guys talking about my dick?
00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,170 Did you kill anyone getting the spigot back?
00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,923 Hmm. That's against policy.
00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,092 {\an8}- He's lying. - Little Richard?
00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,887 {\an8}It's possible that someone might have died.
00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,764 You decapitated my uncle!
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,016 Damn, you saw that?
00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,602 {\an8}I'm deeply disappointed in you, Little Richard.
00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:15,106 {\an8}Killing folks might be what the thugs in the so-called Resistance do
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,108 but here in Basketballburgh,
00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,861 we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,237 I'm sorry.
00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,826 - Ah. - You swore that you changed.
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,121 This time, you must suffer the consequences.
00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,248 - Take him to holding! - Get away from me.
00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,208 Don't take me. Please. No, please!
00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,502 - What are you gonna do to him? - He'll stand trial.
00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,920 Will you stay and testify?
00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,380 I'm getting the hell outta here.
00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,424 The only way the justice system works
00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,092 is if we participate in it.
00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,553 But I understand.
00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,681 I am so sorry for your loss.
00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,893 If I could, I'd give you a million uncles.
00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,896 Uh, thanks. I only needed one.
00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,357 Of course. Let me walk you out.
00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,860 I know it's not quite like Omaha
00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,571 or the other modern cities of the before-fore,
00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,448 but it's pretty damn close.
00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,368 We've even got a Nashville Hot Chicken place.
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,786 {\an8}Is that a coffee shop?
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,205 {\an8}Brewed from single-source coffee grounds
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,915 {\an8}from one trash can.
00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:14,999 {\an8}See the lights?
00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,709 {\an8}We're lighting them for the first time tonight
00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,419 as the grand opening of the Fair.
00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,755 - The what? - The Yard's Fair.
00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,632 - You haven't heard? - Mm.
00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:26,219 I was too busy getting chased by your murderous bounty hunter.
00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,930 Touché. I know this all seems superficial
00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,264 when you've suffered such a loss.
00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,309 But Basketballburgh is more than just a city.
00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:37,563 {\an8}It's a symbol, the dawning of a new era for all of us.
00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,108 What does all this have to do with stealing the water spigots?
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,401 No, I didn't steal them.
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,152 I hid them from the warlords
00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,655 and psychos who want to control the water.
00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,074 It could get <i>Mad Max: Fury Road</i>
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,952 back here real fast if we aren't careful.
00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,621 {\an8}See there? That's the First Bank of the Yard.
00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,665 {\an8}Starting today, everyone will be able
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,917 {\an8}to trade Yardbucks for water.
00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,294 So this is all about Yardbucks?
00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:05,216 Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks is how I'll jumpstart an economy.
00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,970 The barter system must die so civilization can grow.
00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,263 I wanna create a system
00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,224 that negates the need for some tiny despot.
00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,810 I don't know. It's just my dream.
00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,896 My passion project.
00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,691 When this sweet lady rises into the sky,
00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,444 you'll be able to see the whole yard.
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,863 Albert, I have some re-stitching to do on the basket,
00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,865 but we should be able to launch on schedule.
00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,992 Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.
00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,035 She organized the balloon's restoration.
00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:36,581 Hi, you probably don't remember, but you greeted me
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,166 when I first came into The Wall.
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,584 Of course, I do.
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,669 Size two bottle cap hat, right?
00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:45,047 I always remember the people who had a sparkle.
00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,133 Excuse me, I see the band setting up
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,594 and need to go make sure they don't play <i>Hey Ya!</i>
00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,137 <i>Hey No!</i> is more like it.
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,513 I should go.
00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,891 You're leaving before the fair starts?
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,811 I just... Do you... Do you think Albert's a good guy?
00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,898 Yeah! I've seen everyone come through this Wall over the years.
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,566 Albert's the real deal.
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,735 So the band is very limited in what they can play.
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,861 <i>Hey Ya!</i> it is.
00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,114 Sofia, still want me to get you a cart to take you out of town?
00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,283 I think I'll stay for the fair.
00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,451 Hey ya!
00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,496 Damn it, that's how long it takes to get it stuck in your head.
00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,749 Come on, Hedge,
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,126 folks are looking for a degenerate gambler with a hedgehog,
00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,920 not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,422 This is taking too long. She's going to be back soon.
00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,549 Can we talk through the plan one more time?
00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,926 Are you sure we need the ears?
00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,470 The ears have to look right or we won't get past the guards.
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,971 Who is this? What's going on?
00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,932 - Crap. - Hey, you're Cherie.
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,850 Oh, my God. Cherie's alive.
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,435 You're part of the Resistance?
00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,604 You've been lying to me this whole time.
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,105 I'm not built like you, Cherie.
00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,025 I can't stand by while those Basketballburgh bastards
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,318 cause pain and suffering.
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,779 If you came with us, nobody would stand in our way.
00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,948 In the way of what? Ah! Mm.
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,449 No, I don't even wanna know.
00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,493 Albert controls all the water spigots now.
00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,411 But if we can liberate just one,
00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,705 we can spray free water to the whole yard.
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:00,790 Come with us.
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,959 The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,919 Grass is dead, people are desperate.
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,046 It's The Wall all over again.
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,675 I don't care. The only thing that matters is keeping my daughter safe.
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,134 I am done with politics.
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,721 Protecting Pezlie means protecting the world we leave for her.
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,892 I've saved The Wall over and over again. It never works.
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,477 Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,146 I did bad things. I put people's heads on spikes.
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,149 I need to balance the scale and do something good.
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,527 Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,945 He's gonna get himself killed.
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,281 Bye-bye.
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,242 Hey. Are you two a thing?
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,203 Nah. Just roommates who smash.
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,248 A lot. I don't know. It's confusing. Let's just go.
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,132 What are you doing?
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,717 I'm stealing this spigot.
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,885 That's why you stayed.
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,721 Yeah. Albert's a liar.
00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,516 He's just as obsessed with power as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.
00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,394 No way. Albert's an honorable man.
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,147 Tell it to my uncle Oscar, who he had killed.
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,358 Help me get this spigot out of here.
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,568 You can trust me.
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,236 You just don't know the truth.
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,947 What are you doing? Mia!
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,616 I'm sorry.
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:21,287 And therefore, today I declare the dangers of the frontier are no more.
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,705 Tighter.
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,125 The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,295 Hey, boss. Ooh, nice girdle.
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,255 Damn straight. It's a big day.
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,467 Gotta look like I don't eat and drink more than everyone else.
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,926 You weren't seen, were you?
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,219 Nah, I was careful.
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,263 It sucks having to hide during the fair, though.
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,681 I wanted to ride the rides.
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,559 You will, but first I need that little bitch...
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,810 ...to think you're on trial.
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271 I know, but they have fried bugs.
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,941 Soon, Sofia will tell me everything her uncle knew
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,736 and I can wipe out the last of the Resistance.
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,157 Then control of the water, and the yard, will be mine.
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,743 - That'd be huge, bro. - Right?
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,496 And I didn't need to raise an army or start a cult to do it.
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,165 I just had to lean on good old-fashioned greed.
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,918 Could I just torture the girl and get the info fast?
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,212 Oh, that's such a Little Richard thing to say.
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,922 You and your torture.
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215 I do love it.
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 Let's see how today goes.
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:19,053 If she doesn't come around, you can cut off some of her fingers.
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,680 Yes!
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473 - Did you hear something? - Sorry.
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,849 I thought it'd be silent.
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,518 It might smell like fried bug,
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,728 but I swear I didn't have any.
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,564 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,525 You were right.
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,734 Little Richard is free,
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,778 and Albert wants to find out what you know.
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488 They're gonna torture you.
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,074 I knew it. I told you he was a piece of shit.
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,619 I know. I'm so sorry. How can I help?
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,621 If you can figure out how to get this spigot
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,581 out of Basketballburgh without anyone seeing,
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291 that would be really, really cool.
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,226 When I say, "and will rise to meet the occasion,"
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396 that's when you launch the balloon with our two guests of honor.
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,107 They'll be the first to see the grand view.
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,901 Thank you, Albert. You really are a great guy.
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,112 - Yay, Albert. - Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,991 Welcome, tiny people,
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,745 to the first-ever Yard's Fair.
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124 God, I wish I was down there.
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,710 Ooh, is that a sword swallower?
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,836 Damn it!
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:39,133 Today, we find ourselves at the threshold of a bright future.
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,052 The frontier days are over.
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,139 And the barter economy must end with them.
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,932 Where are you guys from?
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226 Thespians from the amphitheater
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312 in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,272 We're doing <i>Of Mice and Men</i> in the fall.
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,482 This is the mouse.
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,359 Cool. That dog poop's huge. Have fun.
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:01,071 Yardbucks are the key to economic change.
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992 My intelligence says that's where Albert keeps the spigots.
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911 And my intelligence says
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829 that roulette wheel is beatable.
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,289 Look. It's on a slant!
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,042 Stay focused. We've gotta get to that wine glass.
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,087 Wait a minute. Is that a milk mouse?
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,381 I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,175 Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,511 Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,055 Your voice sounds familiar.
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,015 Dad? No, wait.
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141 Shitbird.
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,393 You think you could sneak back in here without me finding out?
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,686 Where's my money?
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,105 We don't want any trouble.
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195 As of today, the First Bank of the Yard
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,948 will accept Yardbuck payments for water.
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,993 And to celebrate, the bank will give out five free Yardbucks
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578 to everyone here.
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,372 Son of a bitch. - The, uh...
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,668 Uh, the... The great drought is over.
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,340 Boss, it's the Resistance.
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,259 - They're here. - Arrest them!
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054 Well, this went to shit fast.
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,598 - Goddammit, it's Gavin. - You know that guy?
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559 He probably thought I needed rescuing.
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,435 Instead, he's ruining my plan.
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,937 Gah. Fucking men.
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,730 His mouse is pretty cute.
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820 Get them. Kill them. Either!
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947 Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,824 The old me would be cutting off heads.
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200 We gotta go now.
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,412 Uh...
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,248 Stop that balloon!
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,125 The spigot's too heavy.
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,751 It's weighing us down.
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170 Hmm. Get this thing where it needs to go.
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,631 - Okay? - Mia, no!
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,887 Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel was at such a winnable angle.
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014 Where's my money?
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,265 Sofia.
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,475 Gavin, I've got the spigot.
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,644 And I dunno, maybe try to fight back a little.
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,031 Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,242 Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs for you tonight. Now, h'yah.
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,912 Yes. We're winning.
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,330 Kiss my ass, Albert.
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,917 Damn it, Sofia. This is why you don't talk trash.
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836 If she gets that spigot, my entire plan will be ruined.
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,089 Which means you don't get paid, idiots.
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,637 I wish we'd had a better plan.
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,805 I wish you were less of a degenerate gambler.
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141 But you gotta dance with the one that brought you.
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,979 Time to die for ruining the fair.
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527 Was that a rubber band?
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446 {\an8}I'm rubber and glue.
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,783 What blasts out of me makes mush out of you.
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,207 Cherie, you're here to rescue us.
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292 - And you found a sitter? - Shh, shh, shh.
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877 I gave her some cough syrup.
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,715 Lizard attack.
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263 Help!
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,683 That's it, fellas!
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,268 I'm paying double overtime tonight.
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,312 Shit, I'm out of bands.
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356 Hey! Look up here.
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191 Free Yardbucks.
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240 Free Yardbucks.
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,913 I could buy water with that.
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,081 Stop taking the money.
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,417 I-I-I'll pay you just to not take the money.
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793 Nice try, loser.
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,462 That's what happens when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,990 Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200 It's over. Your city's burning.
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,462 Help me, please.
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,130 Guys, we gotta get off of here.
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340 - What about Albert? - We let him die.
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,843 No! He's gotta face justice
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845 for what he's done and who he's hurt.
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897 Basketballburgh!
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,192 Basketballburgh is burnt.
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991 Fire.
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,415 Thanks for coming back for me.
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,960 It was a nice gesture, even though I already had it handled.
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587 Yeah, well, you're welcome.
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,548 Thanks for reminding me what it feels like to care about people.
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,467 Sofia!
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470 Did you see me throw the money?
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807 I was, like, "Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186 Mm. I want you.
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,523 Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,818 That might be the coolest rock I've ever seen.
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,736 Nice job, you little shits.
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,488 The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406 I hope it was worth it.
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,367 Maybe we should have stayed out of this.
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785 No, you were right.
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,287 I've been running away from my destiny for too long.
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,790 I don't wanna raise Pezlie to cower and hide.
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,459 She needs to see that we shape our own world.
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711 Die!
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924 Aah! No, lizard!
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,095 Man, lizards'll just eat your ass first chance they get, huh?
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,346 I guess it makes sense.
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,682 Don't get any ideas.
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,730 Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,482 And not a moment too soon.
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,234 The fam is moments away.
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444 No. No, no, no, no!
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612 What the fuck?
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,281 Pupa? Dirty rat?
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824 You burned the yard.
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117 It looks like shit.
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,743 I trusted you, dirty rat.
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412 Little Fair, little people.
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621 Stop saying nonsense words.
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,874 Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me for what you did?
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,959 Wait. We have alien stuff.
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,130 The Make Alive Ray.
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,465 A ray we weirdly don't use very often.
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806 Why does this ray take so long to make stuff alive?
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,060 Oh, hey, guys. How was Aquarby's?
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,770 It was amazing!
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523 Yeah! I still smell like sweet heat beef.
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983 You better have cleaned the house.
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902 I am just so happy to see you.
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403 Let me kiss your fingers.
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,280 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616 Why are you distracting us? I'm not.
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,993 Is that Cherie? She'll tell us what to do.
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119 Lead us, Cherie.
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,122 These poor people lost everything.
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,709 Who knows what maniac is going to try to become their leader now.
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,214 I fought against the Duke in the Great Wall War.
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257 I was betrayed by Tim.
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,220 I went into the lower levels and destroyed the mosquitoes,
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,389 and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,101 Never once did I try to take power.
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,603 But I was wrong.
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271 You don't need a hero.
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,149 What The Wall needs is a queen.
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,901 Cherie, what are you doing?
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,404 I will finally take the seat of power.
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,698 You want my help?
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,784 Then bow.
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,100 The house looked good, but the yard.
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560 Hmm. The yard looks great.
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,020 You surprised me, Terry. Good work.
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,648 Hell yeah. Gimme that praise. I deserve it.
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171 I'm alive?
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,426 But who the fuck am I?

00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,087 [Korvo] Jesse, Yumyulack, let's go.
00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,673 We're gonna be late for the grand opening of the new Arby's Water Park:
00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,882 Aquarby's.
00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,176 I can't wait to float in that Horsey Sauce River.
00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,095 Time to get wet and wild, baby.
00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,763 Man, oh, man, have I been looking forward--
00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,974 - You aren't coming. - What? Bitch, how come not?
00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,935 Because this trip to Aquarby's is a reward for those of us
00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,353 who actually did our chores.
00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,980 Chow-was? Okay.
00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,481 What, we're just making up words now?
00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:26,276 Each of us did stuff around the house to make it a better place to live.
00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,278 I, for instance, jackhammered the driveway
00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,487 and re-poured the concrete.
00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,781 I sump-pumped the basement and set up mesh WiFi.
00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,492 I switched all our light bulbs to woke LEDs
00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,119 that are softer on our alien skin.
00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,537 You were supposed to clean the house.
00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,872 I like it like this.
00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,665 It's not neglect. it's a choice.
00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,834 Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.
00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,461 - [Pupa screaming] - Okay, fine.
00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,129 Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.
00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,672 But you can't make me clean by myself.
00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,674 I'm alone. I'm scared. I'm just a kid.
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,760 This exact scenario is in the prenup we signed.
00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,887 You know I can't read. I'm a dumb kid.
00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,848 That's no excuse. Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.
00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,685 I wanna be first in line for the premium Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.
00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,729 - [JK Sevens beeping] - The robot guy gets to go?
00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,190 Leave JK Sevens alone. He pulls his weight.
00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,567 The whole house had better be clean by the time we return
00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,985 or you can't go to any of the other
00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,820 fast food theme parks we are visiting this summer.
00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,865 That includes the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.
00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:14,991 [gasps] Korvo!
00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,368 This is the worst thing you've ever done to me!
00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:20,121 [Korvo] And don't forget to clean the goddamn backyard.
00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,957 Oh, God!
00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,669 [♪ dramatic Western music playing]
00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,963 ♪
00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,735 [Cherie] It turns out the guns, germs, and the steal
00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,280 were in our hearts the whole time. [chuckles]
00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,699 You know, the people in the wall who rewrite the books
00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:57,909 they miss when they were big?
00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,869 I think they run out of steam and just wing it.
00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,454 - Germs! - Oh, that's right.
00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,956 [Pezlie giggling]
00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,833 Hey. Who wants paella?
00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,876 Is that chunks of worm, I smell?
00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,294 Surprise.
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,963 I found two by the fence.
00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,923 [contented sigh]
00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,675 [Cherie] You know, Montez,
00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,052 this life we've built here by the puddle,
00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,971 it's the first time since getting shrunk down
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,639 that I've truly been happy.
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,391 This place is special,
00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,268 safe and hidden away,
00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,769 all the water we need.
00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,897 But it's also so removed from society.
00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,567 Everybody I trust or care about is right here.
00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,736 I just wonder, what if people out there are suffering?
00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,155 You're a good man.
00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,740 But protecting Pezlie is what's important now.
00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,950 Fuck everybody else.
00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,034 Totally.
00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,329 Fucking fuck them right in their fucking faces.
00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,832 Anyway, I'm gonna forage for some ingredients.
00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,500 We're having foie grass tonight.
00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,128 Can you say "terrible pun"?
00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,546 Tewible pwun.
00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,047 [Cherie] That's my girl.
00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,509 [Pezlie giggling]
00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,724 [sighs] No one's coming. Let's get outta here.
00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,226 {\an8}- [Hedgey chitters] - [Gavin grunting]
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,187 {\an8}Come on. I liked Sofia too,
00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,813 {\an8}but she's in Basketballburgh.
00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,565 {\an8}- That's where we gotta go. - [Hedgey screeches]
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,275 {\an8}I'm not just saying that because it's Saturday
00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,651 {\an8}and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.
00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,987 {\an8}You know I wanna avoid that place like the plague.
00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,113 - [Montez] Hello? - [gasps]
00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,866 Would you ever put the cart
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,242 before the horse?
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,119 {\an8}What are you... Was that code?
00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,537 {\an8}Oscar didn't give us a code.
00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,206 {\an8}You know Oscar?
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,374 {\an8}- How is the old son of a bitch? - He's dead.
00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,959 {\an8}Oh, man, that sucks.
00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,377 {\an8}Oscar was a real one.
00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,005 {\an8}Wish I hadn't called him a son of a bitch just now.
00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:38,509 {\an8}So, uh, where's the, uh, cart with the, uh, food or--
00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,012 I know the food was a cover. The spigot's gone.
00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,681 The bounty hunter on the lizard took it, with Oscar's niece.
00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,433 Damn it. I needed that spigot.
00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,684 {\an8}I don't give a shit.
00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,603 {\an8}He could be torturing Sofia right now.
00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,606 {\an8}Getting the spigot and using it to turn the water back on in the yard
00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,899 {\an8}will save hundreds of lives.
00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,069 Look, I get that's important and we can find the spigot,
00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,238 but you gotta help me rescue the girl.
00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,616 Fine. But if Albert has them, he's going to move fast.
00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,701 We need somewhere we can come up with a plan.
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,704 [sighs] Yeah, we can use my house.
00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,039 We have to be quick.
00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,876 [♪ upbeat festive music playing]
00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,338 [rattling]
00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,674 - [slot machines beeping] - [coins clinking]
00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,592 [Sofia] Help!
00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,469 Help!
00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,681 Let me out!
00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,474 Stop. Just leave, okay?
00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,893 Tell your terrorist friends we treated you well.
00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,729 {\an8}But by God, don't hurt anyone.
00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,940 {\an8}What? You're the violent one.
00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,818 Basketballburghians don't resort to violence.
00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,612 {\an8}Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.
00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,573 {\an8}He chased us across the yard and tried to kill me too.
00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:45,076 {\an8}What? He would never.
00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,704 {\an8}Guards, bring me Little Richard.
00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,790 {\an8}- We call him that on account of-- - His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.
00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,792 You guys talking about my dick?
00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,170 Did you kill anyone getting the spigot back?
00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,923 Hmm. That's against policy.
00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,092 {\an8}- He's lying. - Little Richard?
00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,887 {\an8}It's possible that someone might have died.
00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,764 You decapitated my uncle!
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,016 Damn, you saw that?
00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,602 {\an8}I'm deeply disappointed in you, Little Richard.
00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:15,106 {\an8}Killing folks might be what the thugs in the so-called Resistance do
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,108 but here in Basketballburgh,
00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,861 we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,237 I'm sorry.
00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,073 - [swords clanking] - [slap smacks]
00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,826 - Ah. - You swore that you changed.
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,121 This time, you must suffer the consequences.
00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,248 - Take him to holding! - Get away from me.
00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,208 Don't take me. Please. No, please!
00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,502 - What are you gonna do to him? - He'll stand trial.
00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,920 Will you stay and testify?
00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,380 I'm getting the hell outta here.
00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,424 The only way the justice system works
00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,092 is if we participate in it.
00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,553 But I understand.
00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,681 I am so sorry for your loss.
00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,893 If I could, I'd give you a million uncles.
00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,896 Uh, thanks. I only needed one.
00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,357 Of course. Let me walk you out.
00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,860 I know it's not quite like Omaha
00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,571 or the other modern cities of the before-fore,
00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,448 but it's pretty damn close.
00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,368 We've even got a Nashville Hot Chicken place.
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,786 {\an8}Is that a coffee shop?
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,205 {\an8}Brewed from single-source coffee grounds
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,915 {\an8}from one trash can.
00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:14,999 {\an8}See the lights?
00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,709 {\an8}We're lighting them for the first time tonight
00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,419 as the grand opening of the Fair.
00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,755 - The what? - The Yard's Fair.
00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,632 - You haven't heard? - Mm.
00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:26,219 I was too busy getting chased by your murderous bounty hunter.
00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,930 Touché. I know this all seems superficial
00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,264 when you've suffered such a loss.
00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,309 But Basketballburgh is more than just a city.
00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:37,563 {\an8}It's a symbol, the dawning of a new era for all of us.
00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,108 What does all this have to do with stealing the water spigots?
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,401 No, I didn't steal them.
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,152 I hid them from the warlords
00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,655 and psychos who want to control the water.
00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,074 It could get <i>Mad Max: Fury Road</i>
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,952 back here real fast if we aren't careful.
00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,621 {\an8}See there? That's the First Bank of the Yard.
00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,665 {\an8}Starting today, everyone will be able
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,917 {\an8}to trade Yardbucks for water.
00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,294 So this is all about Yardbucks?
00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:05,216 Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks is how I'll jumpstart an economy.
00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,970 The barter system must die so civilization can grow.
00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,263 I wanna create a system
00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,224 that negates the need for some tiny despot.
00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,810 I don't know. It's just my dream.
00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,896 My passion project.
00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,691 When this sweet lady rises into the sky,
00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,444 you'll be able to see the whole yard.
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,863 Albert, I have some re-stitching to do on the basket,
00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,865 but we should be able to launch on schedule.
00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,992 Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.
00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,035 She organized the balloon's restoration.
00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:36,581 Hi, you probably don't remember, but you greeted me
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,166 when I first came into The Wall.
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,584 Of course, I do.
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,669 Size two bottle cap hat, right?
00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:45,047 I always remember the people who had a sparkle.
00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,133 Excuse me, I see the band setting up
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,594 and need to go make sure they don't play <i>Hey Ya!</i>
00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,137 <i>Hey No!</i> is more like it.
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,513 I should go.
00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,891 You're leaving before the fair starts?
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,811 I just... Do you... Do you think Albert's a good guy?
00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,898 Yeah! I've seen everyone come through this Wall over the years.
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,566 Albert's the real deal.
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,735 So the band is very limited in what they can play.
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,861 <i>Hey Ya!</i> it is.
00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,114 Sofia, still want me to get you a cart to take you out of town?
00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,283 I think I'll stay for the fair.
00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,451 Hey ya!
00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,496 Damn it, that's how long it takes to get it stuck in your head.
00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,749 [Hedgey chittering] [Gavin] Come on, Hedge,
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,126 folks are looking for a degenerate gambler with a hedgehog,
00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,920 not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,422 This is taking too long. She's going to be back soon.
00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,549 Can we talk through the plan one more time?
00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,926 Are you sure we need the ears?
00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,470 The ears have to look right or we won't get past the guards.
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,971 Who is this? What's going on?
00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,932 - Crap. - Hey, you're Cherie.
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,850 Oh, my God. Cherie's alive.
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,435 You're part of the Resistance?
00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,604 You've been lying to me this whole time.
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,105 I'm not built like you, Cherie.
00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,025 I can't stand by while those Basketballburgh bastards
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,318 cause pain and suffering.
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,779 If you came with us, nobody would stand in our way.
00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,948 In the way of what? Ah! Mm.
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,449 No, I don't even wanna know.
00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,493 Albert controls all the water spigots now.
00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,411 But if we can liberate just one,
00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,705 we can spray free water to the whole yard.
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:00,790 Come with us.
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,959 The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,919 Grass is dead, people are desperate.
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,046 It's The Wall all over again.
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,675 I don't care. The only thing that matters is keeping my daughter safe.
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,134 I am done with politics.
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,721 Protecting Pezlie means protecting the world we leave for her.
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,892 I've saved The Wall over and over again. It never works.
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,477 Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,146 I did bad things. I put people's heads on spikes.
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,149 I need to balance the scale and do something good.
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,527 Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,945 He's gonna get himself killed.
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,281 Bye-bye. [giggles]
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,242 Hey. Are you two a thing?
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,203 Nah. Just roommates who smash.
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,248 A lot. I don't know. It's confusing. Let's just go.
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,167 [♪ suspenseful music playing]
00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:49,630 [grunting]
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,132 What are you doing?
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,717 I'm stealing this spigot.
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,885 [gasps] That's why you stayed.
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,721 Yeah. Albert's a liar.
00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,516 He's just as obsessed with power as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.
00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,394 No way. Albert's an honorable man.
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,147 Tell it to my uncle Oscar, who he had killed.
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,358 Help me get this spigot out of here.
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,568 You can trust me.
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,236 You just don't know the truth.
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,947 - What are you doing? Mia! - [lock clicks]
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,616 - [grunting] - [Mia] I'm sorry.
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:21,287 And therefore, today I declare the dangers of the frontier are no more.
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,705 Tighter. [groans]
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,125 The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,209 [knocking on door]
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,295 Hey, boss. Ooh, nice girdle.
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,255 Damn straight. It's a big day.
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,467 Gotta look like I don't eat and drink more than everyone else.
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,926 You weren't seen, were you?
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,219 Nah, I was careful.
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,263 It sucks having to hide during the fair, though.
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,681 I wanted to ride the rides.
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,559 You will, but first I need that little bitch...
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,810 - [gasps] - [Albert] ...to think you're on trial.
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271 [Little Richard] I know, but they have fried bugs.
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,941 Soon, Sofia will tell me everything her uncle knew
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,736 and I can wipe out the last of the Resistance.
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,157 Then control of the water, and the yard, will be mine.
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,743 - That'd be huge, bro. - Right?
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,496 And I didn't need to raise an army or start a cult to do it.
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,165 I just had to lean on good old-fashioned greed.
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,918 Could I just torture the girl and get the info fast?
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,212 Oh, that's such a Little Richard thing to say.
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,922 You and your torture.
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215 I do love it.
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 Let's see how today goes.
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:19,053 If she doesn't come around, you can cut off some of her fingers.
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,680 - Yes! - [Mia gasps softly]
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,473 - Did you hear something? - Sorry.
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,849 I thought it'd be silent.
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,518 It might smell like fried bug,
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,728 but I swear I didn't have any.
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,564 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,525 [gasps] You were right.
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,734 Little Richard is free,
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,778 and Albert wants to find out what you know.
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488 They're gonna torture you.
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,074 I knew it. I told you he was a piece of shit.
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,619 I know. I'm so sorry. How can I help?
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,621 If you can figure out how to get this spigot
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,581 out of Basketballburgh without anyone seeing,
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,291 that would be really, really cool.
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,963 {\an8}- [crowd cheering] - [♪ marching band music playing]
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,226 When I say, "and will rise to meet the occasion,"
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,396 that's when you launch the balloon with our two guests of honor.
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,107 They'll be the first to see the grand view.
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,901 Thank you, Albert. You really are a great guy.
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,112 - Yay, Albert. - Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,991 Welcome, tiny people,
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,745 to the first-ever Yard's Fair.
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,330 [crowd applauding]
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124 God, I wish I was down there.
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,710 Ooh, is that a sword swallower?
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,836 Damn it!
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:39,133 [Albert] Today, we find ourselves at the threshold of a bright future.
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,052 The frontier days are over.
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,139 And the barter economy must end with them.
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,932 Where are you guys from?
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226 Thespians from the amphitheater
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,312 in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,272 We're doing <i>Of Mice and Men</i> in the fall.
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,482 This is the mouse.
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,359 Cool. That dog poop's huge. Have fun.
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:01,071 [Albert] Yardbucks are the key to economic change.
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992 My intelligence says that's where Albert keeps the spigots.
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911 [Gavin] And my intelligence says
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,829 that roulette wheel is beatable.
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,289 Look. It's on a slant!
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,042 [Montez] Stay focused. We've gotta get to that wine glass.
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,087 Wait a minute. Is that a milk mouse?
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,381 I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,175 Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,511 Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,055 Your voice sounds familiar.
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,015 Dad? No, wait.
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,141 Shitbird.
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,393 You think you could sneak back in here without me finding out?
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,686 Where's my money?
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,105 We don't want any trouble.
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,526 [all grunting]
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195 [Albert] As of today, the First Bank of the Yard
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,948 will accept Yardbuck payments for water.
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,993 And to celebrate, the bank will give out five free Yardbucks
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578 to everyone here.
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,372 - [McManus] Son of a bitch. - The, uh...
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,668 - [McManus groaning] - Uh, the... The great drought is over.
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,130 [horn blowing]
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,340 Boss, it's the Resistance.
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,259 - They're here. - Arrest them!
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054 Well, this went to shit fast.
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,598 - Goddammit, it's Gavin. - You know that guy?
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559 He probably thought I needed rescuing.
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,435 Instead, he's ruining my plan.
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,937 Gah. Fucking men.
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,730 His mouse is pretty cute.
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,148 [Mia giggles]
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820 Get them. Kill them. Either!
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947 Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,824 The old me would be cutting off heads.
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,200 We gotta go now.
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,412 Uh...
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,248 Stop that balloon!
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,125 The spigot's too heavy.
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,751 It's weighing us down.
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,170 Hmm. Get this thing where it needs to go.
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,631 - Okay? - Mia, no!
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,383 - [thuds] - [Mia groans]
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,887 Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel was at such a winnable angle.
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014 Where's my money?
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,265 Sofia.
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,475 Gavin, I've got the spigot.
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,644 And I dunno, maybe try to fight back a little.
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,271 - [punches thudding] - [grunting]
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,152 [snarls]
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,445 [McManus screaming]
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,031 Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,242 Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs for you tonight. Now, h'yah.
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,912 [Sofia] Yes. We're winning.
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,330 Kiss my ass, Albert.
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,917 Damn it, Sofia. This is why you don't talk trash.
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836 If she gets that spigot, my entire plan will be ruined.
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,089 Which means you don't get paid, idiots.
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,676 [Sofia gasps, grunts]
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,637 I wish we'd had a better plan.
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,805 I wish you were less of a degenerate gambler.
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141 But you gotta dance with the one that brought you.
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,893 - [lizard snarls] - [both gasp]
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,979 Time to die for ruining the fair.
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,190 [Little Richard laughing]
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,524 [gasps]
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527 Was that a rubber band?
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446 {\an8}I'm rubber and glue.
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,783 What blasts out of me makes mush out of you.
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,119 [Cherie screaming]
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,207 Cherie, you're here to rescue us.
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292 - And you found a sitter? - Shh, shh, shh.
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,877 I gave her some cough syrup.
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,715 Lizard attack.
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263 [Sofia] Help!
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,683 That's it, fellas!
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,268 I'm paying double overtime tonight.
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,312 - [gun clicks] - [grunts] Shit, I'm out of bands.
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356 Hey! Look up here.
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191 Free Yardbucks.
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,819 [people cheering]
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240 [guard] Free Yardbucks.
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,913 I could buy water with that.
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,081 Stop taking the money.
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,417 I-I-I'll pay you just to not take the money.
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793 Nice try, loser.
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,462 That's what happens when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,631 [growling]
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,551 - [♪ suspenseful music playing] - [Sofia yelps]
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,724 [both grunting]
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,604 - [explosion booms] - [Albert and Sofia screaming]
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,691 [people screaming]
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,990 Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,200 It's over. Your city's burning.
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,207 [Albert struggling]
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,462 Help me, please.
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,130 [Montez] Guys, we gotta get off of here.
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340 - What about Albert? - We let him die.
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,843 No! He's gotta face justice
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845 for what he's done and who he's hurt.
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,390 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - [Sofia grunting]
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,770 [Albert crying]
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897 [Albert] Basketballburgh!
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,192 Basketballburgh is burnt.
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,985 [crying]
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,113 [popcorn crunching]
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,991 Fire.
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,415 Thanks for coming back for me.
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,960 It was a nice gesture, even though I already had it handled.
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587 Yeah, well, you're welcome.
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,548 Thanks for reminding me what it feels like to care about people.
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,467 [Mia] Sofia!
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,470 Did you see me throw the money?
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,807 I was, like, "Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,726 [both moaning]
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186 [Sofia] Mm. I want you.
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,523 Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,818 That might be the coolest rock I've ever seen.
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,736 Nice job, you little shits.
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,488 The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406 I hope it was worth it.
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,367 Maybe we should have stayed out of this.
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,785 No, you were right.
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,287 I've been running away from my destiny for too long.
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,790 I don't wanna raise Pezlie to cower and hide.
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,459 She needs to see that we shape our own world.
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711 [Little Richard] Die!
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,839 [Little Richard screaming]
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924 Aah! No, lizard! [groans]
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,095 Man, lizards'll just eat your ass first chance they get, huh?
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,346 I guess it makes sense.
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,682 [laughs] Don't get any ideas.
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,893 [Terry grunting]
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,730 Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,482 - And not a moment too soon. - [text notification chimes]
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,234 The fam is moments away.
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444 [gasps] No. No, no, no, no!
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,612 What the fuck?
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,281 Pupa? Dirty rat?
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824 You burned the yard.
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,117 It looks like shit.
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,743 I trusted you, dirty rat.
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412 Little Fair, little people.
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621 Stop saying nonsense words.
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,874 Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me for what you did?
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,959 [gasps] Wait. We have alien stuff.
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,130 The Make Alive Ray.
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,465 A ray we weirdly don't use very often.
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,552 [ray zapping]
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806 Why does this ray take so long to make stuff alive?
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,516 [car honking]
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,060 Oh, hey, guys. How was Aquarby's?
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,770 [Yumyulack] It was amazing!
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523 [Jesse] Yeah! I still smell like sweet heat beef.
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983 [Korvo] You better have cleaned the house.
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902 [Terry] I am just so happy to see you.
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403 Let me kiss your fingers.
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,280 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616 - [Korvo] Why are you distracting us? - [Terry] I'm not.
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,993 [woman] Is that Cherie? She'll tell us what to do.
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119 Lead us, Cherie.
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,122 These poor people lost everything.
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,709 Who knows what maniac is going to try to become their leader now.
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,377 [sighs]
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,214 I fought against the Duke in the Great Wall War.
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,257 I was betrayed by Tim.
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:21,220 I went into the lower levels and destroyed the mosquitoes,
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,389 and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,101 Never once did I try to take power.
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,603 But I was wrong.
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271 You don't need a hero.
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,149 What The Wall needs is a queen.
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,901 Cherie, what are you doing?
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,404 I will finally take the seat of power.
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,698 You want my help?
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,784 Then bow.
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,577 [crowd gasping]
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,330 [♪ dramatic music playing]
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,014 [rat squeaking]
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,100 The house looked good, but the yard.
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560 Hmm. The yard looks great.
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,020 You surprised me, Terry. Good work.
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,648 Hell yeah. Gimme that praise. I deserve it.
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,150 [JK Sevens beeping]
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,237 [♪ suspenseful music playing]
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,626 [gasping]
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,171 I'm alive?
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,426 But who the fuck am I?
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,221 [♪ dramatic theme playing]
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,458 ♪
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,097 [mimicking laser fire]

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