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Маловероятная кончина любимой рюмки Терри
The Unlikely Demise of Terry's Favorite Shot Glass
Сезон: 02Серия: 07
Как оказалось, выпав из Стены, Шерри не погибла. Более того, во дворе дома инопланетян она встретила Герцога. Они объединяются, чтобы вместе противостоять опоссуму, который преследует их. Жить же им приходится в игрушечном космическом корабле. Через некоторое время становится понятно, что Шерри успела забеременеть от Тима. Где-то в соседнем дворе находится аптечная сеть Walgreens и Герцог настаивает, что Шерри должна перебираться туда. Сам Герцог погибает в сражении с опоссумом. Шерри рожает по дороге в игрушке-дозаторе с конфетами PEZ. Дойдя до забора, она видит, что никакой аптеки там нет. Шерри принимает решение вернуться в Стену.
- 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,179 I'm doing this for the good of the Wall.
- 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,981 (ALL CLAMORING)
- 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,526 - For the Wall! - ALL: For the Wall!
- 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,909 The Duke is dead.
- 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,869 What? We don't know that he's dead...
- 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,832 (GAGS)
- 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm not in charge of the Wall,
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,461 I just live in it.
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,966 - Why? - Nobody needs to know there's a way out.
- 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,261 I mean, what are they gonna do? Run out and get eaten by an owl?
- 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,223 No. It's safer and better to build a new world here.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,268 I believed... I believed in you.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,395 And I believe in the Wall.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,856 Thank you for helping me reach my destiny.
- 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,665 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,016 (GASPS)
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,820 Thank God I always keep a Cherry Blast Gusher on me.
- 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,782 Fuck! My tiny leg is broken.
- 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,036 (PANTING)
- 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,001 (WHIMPERS)
- 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,588 (PANTING)
- 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,259 (SCREECHES)
- 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,761 (GRUNTS)
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,457 Fuck you, Tim. I'm not dying out here.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,959 I am not dying out here.
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,586 I am not dying out here.
- 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,081 (GASPS)
- 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,918 Gotta get up in a tree.
- 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,461 Just like in <i>Jurassic Park.</i>
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,046 You're always safe in a tree.
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,843 You're safe in a tree.
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 Safe in a tree.
- 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,526 Ugh, wish I hadn't thrown out that Gusher.
- 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,570 (SNIFFS)
- 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,698 (GASPS)
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,160 Mmm!
- 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,912 (GASPS)
- 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,877 - You're not dead? - What the fuck!
- 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,640 This is for everyone you hurt.
- 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,521 (BOTH SCREAM)
- 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,075 Who knew a truck-sized possum would be such a little bitch?
- 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,702 - That was just a baby. - Then where's its mother?
- 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,082 -(SCREECHES) -(BOTH SCREAM)
- 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,638 What the hell?
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,602 Shit! Barricade that door!
- 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,979 Hurry!
- 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,614 What is this place?
- 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,575 - Kid's toy. A spaceship. - What?
- 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,119 Specifically, the Predator spaceship playset
- 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,414 from the 2007 movie, <i>Alien vs. Predator: Requiem.</i>
- 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,292 That's the Predalien, the Alien/Predator hybrid.
- 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,127 That's how I know this set is from <i>Requiem,</i>
- 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,712 and not the original <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,463 The Predalien was only in the sequel.
- 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,841 Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me.
- 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,885 It appears in the final moments of the first film,
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,928 so it's technically in both movies, you dumb bitch.
- 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,555 Okay. You know your <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,639 Well, let me guess.
- 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,516 You followed me out of the Wall to kill me,
- 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,602 to finish what your old pal Tim started.
- 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,020 (SCOFFS) Tim.
- 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,188 - Wrong again. - What?
- 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,690 - Then why did you... - I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,902 (RUMBLING)
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,156 What's all that?
- 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,825 Some stuff I put together in case I ever had to escape the Wall.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,119 Everybody was always like, "You won't need the bag.
- 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,621 "Why would you ever need the bag?"
- 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,748 Looks like I was right again. As usual.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 - Firecracker? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,543 - We could throw it at the possum. - It would probably just piss it off.
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,171 - What's this? - Purell.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,965 You gotta put something on that leg if you don't wanna get an infection.
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,967 - Thanks. - Hey, I still hate you.
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,179 But I need you alive and alert if you're gonna help me secure this place.
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 - Here. - Thanks.
- 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,643 Just to be clear, once we're out of here, I'm still gonna stab you in the eye.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,937 I did what I had to do for the good of my people.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,021 They weren't your people.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,397 You're a stupid terrorist
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,692 who destroyed our society's only chance at peace and stability
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,611 You should feel free to go fuck yourself.
- 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,947 - You wish. - Like I would waste a wish on that.
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yeah, right. You wish.
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,699 Wow. You really got me.
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,869 It's getting late, I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,580 No way I'm sleeping with you sitting there. I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,042 Fine. But don't you dare touch my penis while I'm asleep.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,503 What? I would never touch your disgusting penis.
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,963 No one has ever touched it,
- 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,382 and that sure as hell isn't changing tonight.
- 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,093 (SCOFFS)
- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,638 Wait!
- 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,223 (GASPS)
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,851 Relax. Your twig's over there.
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,311 I cleaned off the blood and sharpened it for you.
- 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,398 - Thank you. <i>-De nada.</i>
- 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,234 Breakfast? I'm cooking mushrooms. I found them in the corner.
- 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,278 - No. I'm out of here. - That's not an option.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,863 If either of us step outside,
- 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,531 Old Lady Possum will kill us.
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,658 - There's nothing there. - Trust me, Jeff's watching.
- 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,577 Also, I've decided to call her Jeff.
- 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,495 I know it's a girl, but I had a roommate once
- 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,956 who had a face just like a possum and his name was Jeff.
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,040 Why is she waiting for us?
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,293 There are trash cans up and down the street that have easier food.
- 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,712 I think we have a <i>Jaws 2</i> situation on our hands.
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,631 The one where the mama shark gets revenge on them for killing her kid.
- 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,924 Her brain's the size of a peanut.
- 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,384 How long could she hold a grudge?
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,511 Hours, days, months...
- 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,762 - Months? - It's also possible
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,223 that you and I are already dead, and this is hell.
- 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,225 In that case, we'll be here for all eternity.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,393 You're full of shit.
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,936 I'll take my chances outside.
- 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,029 (GASPS)
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,581 So, how about that breakfast?
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,421 I imagine you're pretty eager to get back to your terrorist pals in the Wall?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,882 They're probably planning some big extremist party
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,010 to celebrate all their successful terrorizing. That's fucked-up.
- 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm never going back to the Wall.
- 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,263 Because this is so great.
- 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,973 I told you I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,267 I can respect that.
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 Please tell me! Please, please tell me!
- 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,647 - Please! - Shut up!
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,193 After we stormed the palace, Tim went crazy.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,946 He didn't wanna tell anyone there was a way out. He...
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,323 He stabbed me and he pushed me out the hole.
- 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,533 No fucking way.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,284 So Tim stabbed you in the front
- 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 just like he stabbed me in the back.
- 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,371 He didn't stab you in the back.
- 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,164 We were never on your side to begin with.
- 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,666 Regardless, it sounded cool.
- 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,251 Man, what a piece of shit.
- 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,294 At least I always told you what the deal was.
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,547 I thought I knew him. I thought he was a good person.
- 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,465 Power does crazy things to people.
- 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:12,845 Not me. I mean, I handled it perfectly and was an excellent, excellent leader.
- 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,304 You flooded the bottom levels.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,558 People were trying to burn down the whole Wall. I had no choice.
- 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,936 Whatever. We can at least both agree that Tim sucks.
- 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,605 I can't imagine what's happened to the Wall with him in charge.
- 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,315 They need a real leader.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,525 How are the mushrooms?
- 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,069 - Disgusting. - What are you, like a chef or something?
- 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,113 Before I was put on the Wall, I worked at Benihana.
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 (CHUCKLES) Whoa... What are you...
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,619 Benihana's my favorite restaurant of all time.
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 I went there twice a week for years.
- 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,791 Are you serious? It's so oily. Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?
- 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,501 Tons and tons of diarrhea.
- 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,920 But that's a small price for an onion volcano.
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,463 You know, it's not just food.
- 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,549 - It's an experience. - It's an experience.
- 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,640 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,904 (LAUGHING)
- 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,698 So the Benihana founder is Rocky Aoki.
- 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,867 - The father of Steve Aoki. - I don't know who that is.
- 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,452 He's, like, this really famous DJ.
- 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:03,080 And Rocky's also the father of Devon Aoki.
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,164 I'm drawing a blank.
- 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,624 Supermodel-slash-actress.
- 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,793 She was in <i>2 Fast 2 Furious</i> and <i>Sin City.</i>
- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,712 - And these people are famous? - Kind of. Like 10 years ago.
- 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,131 I just realized I don't know your real name.
- 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 Your parents didn't name you The Duke, right?
- 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510 - Well, my real name is... - Hold on.
- 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,928 (RETCHES)
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,722 Guess I shouldn't have gone for an extra portion of ant rings.
- 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,683 - Yeah, right. - What's with the tone?
- 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,767 - Oh, come on. - What?
- 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,853 Don't make me say it. Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,313 What? Stop being a dick. I told you about Aoki.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,649 Okay. It's pretty clear that you're pregnant.
- 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,651 What? No way. That's impossible.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,361 I've been seeing signs for a while.
- 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,405 I just assumed you didn't wanna talk about it.
- 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,198 Who's the father? Some Benihana hunk?
- 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,868 What'd he do? Shoot that shrimp right into your pocket?
- 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,839 Oh, God. No, no, no, this can't be happening.
- 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,091 You're also six to eight weeks late on your period.
- 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,093 - Excuse me? - It's close quarters in here.
- 00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,887 I'm just supposed to not notice
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,638 - you're not having a period? - Yes!
- 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,224 God I wish there was a way we could know for sure.
- 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,434 Oh, but there is.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,269 What are you doing?
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,979 The cream in a Cadbunny Creme Egg
- 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,107 is basically made of the same stuff used to make pregnancy tests.
- 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,484 That is one hundred million percent not true.
- 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,737 I put a drop of Cad Creme on each of these dimes
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,697 to test them using our urine samples.
- 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,283 First we'll try mine, which will function as the control.
- 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,576 Am I using control right?
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,952 - Sounds right. - Okay, here we go.
- 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,581 Okay, no reaction.
- 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,249 Now let's try your urine.
- 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,210 Or as I like to call it, "your-ine."
- 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,511 Jesus Christ!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,179 Congratulations, Mom.
- 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,681 Aren't you glad I've been saving acorn caps of our urine?
- 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,225 No, this is terrible.
- 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,310 Hey, come on. This is a miracle.
- 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,521 The first baby to be born small.
- 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,980 - It's not mine, is it? - What?
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,524 - We've never even had sex. - Good.
- 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,776 You promised to never touch my penis when I'm asleep,
- 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,486 and I expect you to honor that.
- 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,530 The father...
- 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,948 It's Tim.
- 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,658 - Whoa, you mean asshole Tim? - Yes.
- 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,535 - Shit. - I can't believe this is happening.
- 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,995 How am I going to take care of a child out here?
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,458 Whatever happens, you and I are going to figure this out together.
- 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,626 I promise you.
- 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,963 Wait a second. You've been saving our urine all this time?
- 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,172 I call it "our-ine."
- 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,757 Look, you weren't complaining
- 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,676 when you took all those warm bitter baths.
- 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177 Yeah, I guess part of me knew.
- 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,680 But I just didn't wanna lose the option of a relaxing midday soak
- 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,014 to let my troubles melt away.
- 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,474 Turns out it was piss.
- 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,478 (GROANING)
- 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,980 Keep pushing, Cherie.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 Keep pushing. Push.
- 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,067 -(SCREAMS) - I've got it.
- 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,736 It's not crying, Duke.
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,238 Why isn't it crying?
- 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991 - It's a lime gummy bear. -(SCREAMS)
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,951 Cherie, wake up. You're having another nightmare
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744 where you give birth to a piece of candy.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,079 It was so real.
- 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,123 - What was it this time? Twix? - Gummy bear.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,624 - Green? - Yeah, it was green.
- 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,042 Holy shit, I guessed it.
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,338 - Here drink this. You gotta stay hydrated. - Thanks.
- 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,967 (RUMBLING)
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552 I've been doing some thinking.
- 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,098 This <i>Aliens vs Predator: Requiem</i> playset is no place to raise a child.
- 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,851 Come on. Sure, it's no <i>Masters of the Universe</i>
- 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979 Castle Grayskull, Fortress of Mystery and Power for He-Man and his foes,
- 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,230 but it's not so bad.
- 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,732 It's starting to fall apart.
- 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,151 We've patched things with the extra Predator dreadlocks,
- 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,111 but once those run out there won't be anything
- 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,946 to protect us and the baby from Jeff.
- 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,489 I forgot we were calling the possum Jeff.
- 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,533 This was always meant to be temporary.
- 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:30,495 A baby needs real medical supplies and non-insect foods.
- 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,498 Plus, if we could get in contact with some regular-sized people,
- 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,627 there's a chance we could be turned regular size again ourselves.
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,253 But where could we even go?
- 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,590 We have to go to the corner of happy and healthy.
- 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,260 The Wallgreans? Are you crazy?
- 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,012 It'd take weeks to reach on foot.
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,182 I know. But we have to do it for the sake of the child.
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,602 It's so weird when you say "the child" all dramatic like that. Please stop.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,728 Just one more time.
- 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,272 - Fine. - For the sake of the child.
- 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,275 Anyway, besides Wallgreans, the only other option would be the Wall.
- 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,906 Okay. Maybe we try for Wallgreans, but what about Jeff?
- 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367 Getting past her will be impossible. Dare I say,
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702 im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,998 When we work together, nothing is im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,463 - We're really doing this? - We're doing it.
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,548 Soon as I open the door,
- 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508 make a break for the grass line, I'll get your back.
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,135 Maybe we should just stay here and reinforce the alien egg chamber.
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,012 Come on. You trust me, right?
- 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,432 I trust you, The Duke.
- 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,186 Fuck. It's so bright.
- 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397 Go! Go, now! Go!
- 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,567 Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!
- 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,318 I'm over here!
- 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,612 Duke, what are you...
- 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,076 Argh!
- 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 No!
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,748 No!
- 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,964 (GASPS)
- 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,509 Dang it. I broke my Babu Frik collectible shot glass.
- 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,553 (COUGHS)
- 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,555 What did you do, you dummy?
- 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,391 It was the only way to stop her.
- 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,185 You have to get to Wallgreans.
- 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,021 - I can't do this without you. - Yes, you can.
- 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,901 I hope this makes up for some of the bad things I did in the Wall.
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,736 I was a bad leader, Cherie.
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,862 Goodbye.
- 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,030 I love you.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,489 But like in a fatherly way,
- 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,241 not like in a horny way.
- 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,702 Please don't touch my dick when I'm dead.
- 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,746 I won't. I love you too, Duke.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,457 You asked me once about my real name.
- 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,460 My real name is Ringo.
- 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253 (SOBS)
- 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,951 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,362 <i>Oh, I think scrubs are great</i>
- 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,365 (GROANS)
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,995 Please tell me my water didn't just break. Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:02,791 <i>My new summer scrub is up for debate</i>
- 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,836 <i>Can I just scrub it again?</i>
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>That other song has it wrong</i>
- 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,550 <i>Holler...</i>
- 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,510 <i>You ain't bad</i>
- 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,555 - Ooh! - No, not now.
- 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,183 Ice-cold Pez! Score!
- 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,706 (SCREAMS)
- 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,130 (CRIES)
- 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:03,393 Yuck! I just realized Pez tastes like chalk.
- 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,270 <i>Yes, yes! Scrubby, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,438 <i>Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,358 <i>You've been misjudged</i>
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151 <i>You've been marching all night...</i>
- 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,283 -(CRYING) - It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,419 We finally made it, sweetie.
- 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,130 I just wish Ringo was here with us.
- 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,803 No.
- 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,890 No.
- 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,101 No, no, no!
- 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,355 (DOGS BARKING)
- 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:58,365 All of this, The Duke's sacrifice, the journey, it's all been for nothing.
- 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,326 There's no Wallgreans, and nowhere else to go.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,996 I don't like it, and I don't know what we'll find there,
- 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,998 but we have to go back to your father.
- 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 We have to go back to the Wall.
- 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,293 There it is.
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,129 (SIGHS) Nothing's ever easy, is it?
- 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,863 (PANTING)
- 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,367 (BIRD SQUAWKS)
- 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,382 Fuck you, bird!
- 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,393 Thank you, strange creature.
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,687 I like Lightning McQueen.
- 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,272 Okay.
- 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,068 I don't know what we're gonna find there,
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,112 but it's been over a year since Tim took over
- 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,321 and he's a psycho.
- 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,532 So, I can only assume it's going to be bad.
- 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,993 -(COOS) - That's right. So keep quiet.
- 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,248 (ALL CHEERING)
- 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,210 Cherie Day? What the fuck?
- 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,849 I don't understand. Everything looks so clean,
- 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,893 and the people look happy.
- 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,436 MAN: Attention, citizens.
- 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,272 Please welcome our leader Tim!
- 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,232 (ALL CHEERING)
- 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:41,862 Wallians, welcome to the First Annual Cherie Day!
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,575 Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,
- 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,911 there is an important announcement to make.
- 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,205 But you won't be hearing it from me.
- 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,211 We captured the murderer.
- 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,837 It was...
- 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:06,178 A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.
- 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,430 (CROWD CHEERING)
- 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,310 CHERIE: I've seen that look before.
- 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,479 I'd rather just be alone, so...
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231 Cherie?
- 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,775 - Seems like everyone knows me now. - You're alive.
- 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,985 How are you alive and tanned?
- 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,862 Don't worry about that, I'll explain later.
- 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,782 I'm here because I want to save the Wall, and I need your help.
- 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,825 - Save it from what? - I was in the crowd.
- 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,452 I saw that look in your eyes.
- 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,162 The cricket. It was a cricket.
- 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830 Stop! You know it's all an act,
- 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,750 that Tim lies and hides his violence to protect the Wall.
- 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,461 (SIGHS) Okay, yeah. I've seen it.
- 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:42,339 - He's just like The Duke. - He's not like The Duke, he's worse.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,799 But he keeps the Wall safe.
- 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,342 You have to think about the future.
- 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,679 - I know, I've seen the future. -(GASPS)
- 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,139 And it's one where Tim can't be in control.
- 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,349 You have a baby?
- 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,934 Her name is Pezlie.
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,436 - Pezlie? - Yeah, she was born in a Pez dispenser.
- 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,397 We're just two people.
- 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,399 We can't take Tim on, everyone loves him.
- 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,525 He's so powerful.
- 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,319 CHERIE: Nothing is im-possum-ible when we work together.
- 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,696 HALK: What?
- 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,744 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
- 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,739 ГОДОМ РАНЕЕ…
- 00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:12,376 Я делаю это ради Стены.
- 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:25,691 — За Стену! — За Стену!
- 00:00:32,218 --> 00:00:33,991 Герцог погиб.
- 00:00:34,059 --> 00:00:35,928 Что?! Мы не знаем, погиб ли он.
- 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,516 Я не главный в Стене. Я просто живу в ней.
- 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,167 За что?
- 00:00:47,192 --> 00:00:49,036 Никто не должен знать, что есть выход.
- 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,113 Что они сделают?
- 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:52,077 Убегут, и их съедят совы?
- 00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:56,079 Нет. Безопаснее и лучше построить здесь новый мир.
- 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,119 Я верила... верила тебе.
- 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:01,550 А я верю в Стену.
- 00:01:01,589 --> 00:01:03,834 Спасибо, что помогла воплотить судьбу.
- 00:01:48,887 --> 00:01:51,890 Хорошо, что я всегда ношу вишнёвый леденец.
- 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,826 О нет! Я сломала ногу!
- 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,495 Иди в чёрту, Тим. Я не умру здесь.
- 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,043 Я не умру здесь.
- 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:49,880 Я не умру здесь.
- 00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:14,547 ОБРАТНАЯ СТОРОНА ЗЕМЛИ
- 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:29,998 Надо залезть на дерево.
- 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:33,349 Как в «Парке Юрского периода». На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:36,187 --> 00:03:38,318 На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:41,952 На дереве безопасно.
- 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:54,410 Зря я выкинула мой леденец.
- 00:04:09,911 --> 00:04:11,868 — Ты не умер?! — Какого черта?!
- 00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:24,718 Это за всех, кто пострадал из-за тебя.
- 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,010 Кто знал, что с опоссумом размером с грузовик так легко справиться.
- 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:45,806 — Это малыш. — Тогда где же мать?
- 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,226 Какого черта?
- 00:05:08,568 --> 00:05:10,611 Держи дверь!
- 00:05:10,612 --> 00:05:12,265 Быстрее!
- 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,734 Что это за место?
- 00:05:22,735 --> 00:05:24,317 — Игрушка. Космолёт. — Что?
- 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:27,135 Точнее, космический корабль Хищника
- 00:05:27,169 --> 00:05:30,555 из фильма «Чужие против хищника: реквием» 2007 года.
- 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:31,779 Это Чужехищник.
- 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,364 Гибрид чужого и хищника.
- 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:35,227 Так я узнал, что корабль из «Реквиема»,
- 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,730 а не из первой части.
- 00:05:36,751 --> 00:05:38,407 Чужехищник только в продолжении.
- 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,859 Не вешай мне лапшу на уши.
- 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:42,883 Он появляется в финальных сценах первого фильма.
- 00:05:42,913 --> 00:05:45,025 Поэтому формально он в обоих фильмах.
- 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:46,692 Ладно. Ты знаешь этот фильм.
- 00:05:46,716 --> 00:05:49,564 Дай угадаю: ты пошла за мной, чтобы убить меня
- 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,762 и закончить дело твоего дружка Тима.
- 00:05:52,369 --> 00:05:53,026 Тим.
- 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,902 — Вовсе нет. — Что? Почему же ты…
- 00:05:54,903 --> 00:05:56,250 Я не хочу об этом говорить.
- 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:05,203 — Что это? — Вещи, которые я собрал
- 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,829 на случай побега из Стены.
- 00:06:06,865 --> 00:06:09,153 Все говорили: «Тебе не понадобится сумка.
- 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:10,652 Зачем она тебе нужна?»
- 00:06:10,688 --> 00:06:12,801 Что ж. Я снова оказался прав, как обычно.
- 00:06:12,857 --> 00:06:14,040 — Петарда? — Да.
- 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:17,050 — Бросим её в опоссума? — Это только разозлит его.
- 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,409 — Что это? — Антисептик.
- 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,986 Нанеси на ногу, чтобы не подцепить инфекцию.
- 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:23,983 — Спасибо. — Я ненавижу тебя,
- 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,381 но ты нужна мне живой и здоровой,
- 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,276 чтобы защитить это место.
- 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:28,376 Вот.
- 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:30,209 — Спасибо. — Давай проясним.
- 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:32,553 Когда мы выйдем отсюда, я выколю тебе глаз.
- 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,902 Я сделал всё ради блага моего народа.
- 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:35,938 Мы не были твоим народом.
- 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:37,426 Вы глупые террористы,
- 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:39,525 лишившие наше общество единственного шанса
- 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,728 на мир и стабильность.
- 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:42,613 Можешь винить во всём себя.
- 00:06:42,644 --> 00:06:44,917 — Размечтался. — Делать мне больше нечего.
- 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,263 Это ты размечталась.
- 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:47,900 Ты меня достал.
- 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:50,932 Вечереет. Сначала дежурю я.
- 00:06:50,948 --> 00:06:52,574 Я не засну рядом с тобой.
- 00:06:52,605 --> 00:06:53,752 Сначала дежурю я.
- 00:06:53,775 --> 00:06:56,853 Ладно. Но не смей лезть ко мне в трусы, пока я сплю.
- 00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:59,455 Что?! Я бы и не прикоснулась к ним!
- 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,044 Хорошо. Никто никогда туда не лез,
- 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,459 и я не собираюсь менять это сегодня.
- 00:07:11,947 --> 00:07:13,968 Расслабься. Твоя палка там.
- 00:07:14,006 --> 00:07:16,035 Я счистил с неё кровь и заточил.
- 00:07:18,056 --> 00:07:20,171 — Спасибо. — Не за что. Завтрак?
- 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,293 Это грибы. Они росли в углу.
- 00:07:22,294 --> 00:07:24,276 — Нет, я пойду. — Это не выход.
- 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:27,598 Как только кто-то из нас выйдет, дамочка-опоссум убьёт обоих.
- 00:07:27,637 --> 00:07:29,807 — Её там нет. — Поверь, Джефф следит.
- 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:31,649 Я решил назвать её Джеффом.
- 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,476 Знаю, она самка, но у меня был сосед,
- 00:07:33,477 --> 00:07:35,980 похожий на опоссума, и его звали Джефф.
- 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:39,220 Зачем ей ждать нас? На улице есть помойка. Там полно еды.
- 00:07:39,221 --> 00:07:41,742 Думаю, эта ситуация как в «Челюстях 2».
- 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:44,674 Мать-акула мстит им за убийство своего ребёнка.
- 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:47,235 У неё мозг как орех. Сколько она может злиться?
- 00:07:47,269 --> 00:07:49,546 Часы, дни, месяцы.
- 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:50,794 — Месяцы?! — Может быть,
- 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,194 мы с тобой уже мертвы, и это ад.
- 00:07:53,328 --> 00:07:55,258 Тогда мы останемся здесь навечно.
- 00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:57,906 Иди к чёрту. Я рискну выйти.
- 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:17,792 Ну? Как насчет завтрака?
- 00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:22,512 Понимаю, тебе не терпится вернуться
- 00:08:22,513 --> 00:08:24,513 к друзьям-террористам в Стену.
- 00:08:24,514 --> 00:08:26,869 Возможно, они планируют экстремистскую вечеринку,
- 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:29,432 чтобы отпраздновать свой успех.
- 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,691 — Отстои. — Я не вернусь в Стену.
- 00:08:31,713 --> 00:08:33,321 Здесь же «замечательно».
- 00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:35,105 Я же сказала, не хочу говорить об этом.
- 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:37,481 Я это уважаю.
- 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:40,876 Прошу, расскажи, прошу, прошу, расскажи, пожалуйста!
- 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:41,963 Замолчи!
- 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:46,192 После штурма дворца Тим сошёл с ума.
- 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:48,568 Он не захотел никому рассказывать, что есть выход. Он...
- 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:51,255 Он ранил меня и сбросил в дыру.
- 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,550 Не может быть.
- 00:08:52,579 --> 00:08:54,372 Тим нанёс тебе удар в живот так же,
- 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:56,174 как нанёс мне удар в спину.
- 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:57,428 Он не наносил удар тебе в спину.
- 00:08:57,442 --> 00:08:59,113 Мы не были на твоей стороне.
- 00:08:59,141 --> 00:09:00,561 Неважно. Звучит круто.
- 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:02,299 Какой мерзавец.
- 00:09:02,356 --> 00:09:04,399 Я, по крайней мере, всегда говорил что думал.
- 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,612 Я думала, что знаю его, что он хороший.
- 00:09:06,619 --> 00:09:08,474 Власть сводит людей с ума.
- 00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:10,993 Но не меня. Я прекрасно справлялся
- 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:12,824 и был превосходным лидером.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,274 Ты затопил нижние уровни.
- 00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:16,004 Люди пытались сжечь всю Стену.
- 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,082 Не было выбора.
- 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,047 По крайней мере, мы оба согласны, что Тим — мерзавец.
- 00:09:21,071 --> 00:09:23,506 Не представляю, что будет со Стеной при нём.
- 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:25,387 Им нужен настоящий лидер.
- 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:27,259 — Как тебе грибы? — Ужасно.
- 00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:29,030 Ты что, шеф-повар?
- 00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,279 До Стены я работала в ресторане «Бенихана».
- 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:37,461 — Что это ты… — «Бенихана» — мой любимый ресторан.
- 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,445 Я ходил туда дважды в неделю много лет.
- 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:41,397 Серьезно? Там всё такое жирное.
- 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:42,809 У тебя не было диареи?
- 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:44,515 Постоянно была.
- 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,904 Но луковый вулкан того стоил.
- 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:48,432 Знаешь, это не просто еда.
- 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,180 — Это приключение. — Это приключение.
- 00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:56,957 Значит, «Бенихану» основал Роки Аоки.
- 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,863 — Отец Стива Аоки. — Не знаю, кто это.
- 00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,580 Знаменитый диджей.
- 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,051 А еще Роки — отец Девон Аоки.
- 00:11:03,091 --> 00:11:05,696 — Не знаю такой. — Супермодель и актриса.
- 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,846 Снималась в «Двойном форсаже» и «Городе грехов».
- 00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:10,883 — И они знамениты? — Были. Лет 10 назад.
- 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,124 Я не знаю твоего настоящего имени.
- 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,802 Ведь не родители назвали тебя «Герцог»?
- 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,340 — Моё имя… — Постой.
- 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,626 Не надо было есть добавку муравьиных мозгов.
- 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:22,593 — Да, верно. — Что за тон?
- 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,667 — Брось. — Что?
- 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:25,923 Не заставляй меня произносить это вслух.
- 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,267 Что? Брось. Я же рассказала про Аоки.
- 00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:30,622 Ладно. Очевидно, ты беременна.
- 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,647 Что? Нет. Это невозможно.
- 00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:34,366 Я уже давно замечаю.
- 00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,432 Просто решил, что ты не хочешь говорить об этом.
- 00:11:36,472 --> 00:11:38,263 Кто отец? Кто-то из «Бениханы»?
- 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,383 Он засунул креветку тебе в карман?
- 00:11:50,594 --> 00:11:52,666 Боже. Нет. Нет-нет-нет.
- 00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:53,961 Этого не может быть.
- 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:56,324 И у тебя задержка 6-8 недель.
- 00:11:56,359 --> 00:11:58,162 — Прости? — Мы заперты здесь.
- 00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:01,087 Я не мог не заметить, что у тебя нет месячных.
- 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,018 Да!
- 00:12:02,045 --> 00:12:04,218 Жаль, нет способа узнать наверняка.
- 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:05,510 Он есть.
- 00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,317 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:10,776 Крем в шоколадных яйцах делают из того же вещества,
- 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,056 что и тесты на беременность.
- 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:14,489 Я абсолютно уверена, что это не так.
- 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:16,908 Капну кремом на каждую из этих монеток,
- 00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:18,742 чтобы проверить наши образцы урины.
- 00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:21,277 Сначала мой. Это для контроля.
- 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,529 Я всё верно делаю?
- 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,037 — Кажется, да. — Ладно, приступим.
- 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,740 Так. Реакции нет.
- 00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:31,295 Теперь твой образец урины. Я назову его творина.
- 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:42,188 — Господи. — Поздравляю, мамочка!
- 00:12:42,189 --> 00:12:44,754 Рада, что я хранил нашу урину в шляпках жёлудей?
- 00:12:44,755 --> 00:12:46,226 Нет! Это ужасно!
- 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:48,334 Брось. Это же чудо.
- 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,505 Родится первый маленький малыш.
- 00:12:50,698 --> 00:12:53,170 — Он не мой. Ведь так? — Что?! Мы же не спали.
- 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,864 Хорошо. Ты обещала не залезать ко мне в трусы, когда я сплю.
- 00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:57,356 Надеюсь, так и было.
- 00:12:58,309 --> 00:12:59,800 Его отец —
- 00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:00,634 Тим.
- 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,307 Ух ты. Этот мерзавец Тим?
- 00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:03,196 — Да. — Черт.
- 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,570 Неужели это наяву?
- 00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,557 Как заботиться о ребёнке здесь?
- 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,534 Что бы ни случилось, мы придумаем что-нибудь вместе.
- 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:12,652 Обещаю тебе.
- 00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:15,793 Секунду. Ты хранил нашу урину?
- 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,212 Я назвал её нашарина.
- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,778 Ты не жаловалась, когда принимала тёплые, горькие ванны.
- 00:13:20,779 --> 00:13:22,215 Да, я догадывалась,
- 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,745 но не хотела терять шанс расслабиться в середине дня
- 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,044 и забыть о проблемах.
- 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,451 Это была моча.
- 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,862 Тужься, Шери! Тужься!
- 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:34,994 Тужься!
- 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:37,368 Держу.
- 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:41,327 Он не плачет. Герцог, почему он не плачет?!
- 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,764 Это лаймовый мишка.
- 00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:44,961 Шери, проснись.
- 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,866 Тебе снова снится кошмар, где ты рожаешь конфету.
- 00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:50,578 — Он как наяву. — Что на этот раз? Близняшки?
- 00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:51,594 — Мишка. — Зелёный?
- 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,076 — Да, зелёный. — Надо же, я угадал!
- 00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,641 Выпей это. Тебе нужна вода.
- 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,367 Спасибо.
- 00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,602 Я тут подумал.
- 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,599 Корабль из «Чужих против хищника: Реквием» —
- 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,134 не лучшее место, чтобы растить ребёнка.
- 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,106 Брось.
- 00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:14,087 Конечно, это не замок Серого черепа из «Хи-мена и властелинов вселенной»,
- 00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:15,324 но здесь не так уж плохо.
- 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:16,805 Он начинает разваливаться.
- 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,213 Мы заделали дыры дредами Хищника.
- 00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:20,559 Но когда дреды закончатся,
- 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,988 ничто не защитит нас и ребёнка от Джеффа.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,517 Я и забыла, что она Джефф.
- 00:14:24,545 --> 00:14:26,414 Это должно было быть временно.
- 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,893 Младенцу необходимы лекарства
- 00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:30,478 и питательная еда.
- 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:33,517 И потом, если мы наладим контакт с людьми обычного размера,
- 00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,744 у нас появится шанс снова стать нормальными.
- 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,303 Но куда мы можем пойти?
- 00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:41,464 Надо идти в уголок счастья и здоровья.
- 00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:46,989 В аптеку? Ты спятил? Мы будем идти туда месяц.
- 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:50,218 Знаю. Но это надо ради безопасности ребёнка.
- 00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:53,135 Странно слышать, как серьёзно ты произносишь слово «ребёнок».
- 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,626 — Хватит. — Еще разок.
- 00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:57,288 — Ладно. — Ради безопасности ребёнка.
- 00:14:57,335 --> 00:15:00,466 В любом случае, помимо аптеки единственный выбор — это Стена.
- 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:05,860 Ладно, попробуем пробраться в аптеку. Но как же Джефф?
- 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,450 Мимо неё невозможно пройти.
- 00:15:07,496 --> 00:15:10,845 Я бы даже сказала «невоз-мышь-но».
- 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,949 Если работать вместе, нет ничего «невоз-мышь-ного».
- 00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,431 — Ты абсолютно уверен? — Уверен.
- 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,595 Как только я открою дверь, беги в траву. Я прикрою.
- 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,213 Может, останемся и укрепим комнату для яйца Чужого?
- 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:29,018 Брось, ты ведь доверяешь мне?
- 00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:32,296 Я доверяю тебе, Герцог.
- 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,208 Черт. Как ярко.
- 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:38,266 Беги. Беги! Беги!
- 00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:41,566 Эй! Сюда, мерзавка!
- 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,480 Я здесь!
- 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,263 Герцог, что ты…
- 00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:54,608 Герцог!
- 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,054 Нет!
- 00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:07,515 О нет! Я разбил коллекционную рюмку с Бабу Фриком!
- 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,624 Что ты наделал?
- 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,163 Это был единственный способ
- 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:14,452 остановить её.
- 00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,158 Иди в аптеку.
- 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:18,048 Я не справлюсь без тебя.
- 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,246 Нет, справишься.
- 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,817 Надеюсь, это искупит
- 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,927 мои плохие поступки, совершённые в Стене.
- 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,785 Я был плохим лидером.
- 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:27,135 Прощай.
- 00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,706 Я люблю тебя. Но как отец,
- 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,136 а не как мужчина.
- 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:33,652 Прошу, не лезь ко мне в штаны, когда я умру.
- 00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,815 Не буду. Я тоже люблю тебя, Герцог.
- 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:38,251 Однажды ты спросила про моё настоящее имя.
- 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,405 Моё настоящее имя Ринго.
- 00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,639 <i>О, скрабы — это здорово.</i>
- 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:56,689 Только не говорите, что у меня отошли воды.
- 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,112 Черт! Нет!
- 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:02,673 <i>Скрабы бывают разной лёгкости.</i>
- 00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,562 <i>Зависит от самого скраба.</i>
- 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,422 <i>Другие песни — полная ерунда.</i>
- 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,612 <i>Да! Скраб-скраб-скраб!</i>
- 00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:13,555 <i>Ты замечательный!</i>
- 00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:16,475 Нет. Не сейчас.
- 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:19,348 Замёрзшие конфетки!
- 00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:03,523 По вкусу они напоминают мел.
- 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,532 <i>Да-да! Скраб-скраб-скраб! Скраб-скраб-скраб!</i>
- 00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:09,199 <i>Скраб — ты потрясающий!</i>
- 00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:16,472 Всё хорошо.
- 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,163 Всё хорошо.
- 00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:29,670 Мы наконец справились, милая.
- 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,996 Жаль только, Ринго нет с нами.
- 00:19:36,765 --> 00:19:37,807 Нет.
- 00:19:40,749 --> 00:19:41,922 Нет.
- 00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:44,053 Нет-нет-нет!
- 00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:46,463 СЕТЬ АПТЕК «УОЛЛГРИНС» ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ ГАЛААДСКОЕ РОЖДЕСТВО!
- 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:55,014 Всё это:
- 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:58,241 жертва Герцога, путешествие — всё было зря.
- 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:01,357 Нет никакой аптеки, и больше некуда идти.
- 00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,945 Мне это не нравится, и не знаю, что нас ждёт там…
- 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,842 Но мы должны вернуться к твоему отцу.
- 00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:08,242 Надо вернуться в Стену.
- 00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:24,491 СЕТЬ АПТЕК «УОЛЛГРИНС» ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ ЧЕТВЕРТОЕ ГАЛААДА!
- 00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,026 ПРЕДСТАВЛЕНИЕ В ЧЕСТЬ ДНЯ НЕЗАВИСИМОСТИ СЛУЖАНКИ
- 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,273 Мы пришли.
- 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:53,924 Ничего не даётся легко, так?
- 00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:40,440 Уйди прочь, птица!
- 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:49,479 Спасибо, странное создание.
- 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:53,119 — Я люблю Молнию МакКуина. — Хорошо.
- 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,245 Не знаю, что нас там ждёт,
- 00:21:58,246 --> 00:22:00,132 но Тим во главе Стены уже год.
- 00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:01,300 И он псих,
- 00:22:01,328 --> 00:22:03,533 так что полагаю, всё будет плохо.
- 00:22:03,911 --> 00:22:06,033 Вот именно. Так что потише.
- 00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:15,280 День Шери? Это еще что?
- 00:22:26,784 --> 00:22:28,740 Не понимаю. Кругом так чисто,
- 00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,967 и люди, похоже, счастливы.
- 00:22:30,987 --> 00:22:32,522 Внимание, горожане,
- 00:22:32,569 --> 00:22:35,311 прошу, поприветствуйте нашего лидера, Тима!
- 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:42,065 Жители Стены, добро пожаловать на первый ежегодный День Шери-и-и!
- 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:46,583 Перед началом празднования дня Шери
- 00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:48,932 вас ожидает важное объявление.
- 00:22:49,151 --> 00:22:51,215 Но вы услышите его не от меня.
- 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,999 Мы поймали убийцу.
- 00:22:57,155 --> 00:22:58,409 Это был...
- 00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:06,346 сверчок, который забрался в Стену.
- 00:23:12,038 --> 00:23:13,473 Я уже видал такой взгляд.
- 00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:15,376 Я бы хотел побыть один…
- 00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:17,199 Шери?!
- 00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:18,888 Похоже, теперь меня знают все.
- 00:23:18,924 --> 00:23:19,838 Ты жива?!
- 00:23:19,868 --> 00:23:21,952 Как тебе удалось выжить и загореть?
- 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:23,780 Не беспокойся, объясню позже.
- 00:23:23,884 --> 00:23:25,684 Я пришла спасти Стену.
- 00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:27,589 — Мне нужна твоя помощь. — Спасти от чего?
- 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:30,429 Я была в толпе. И видела твой взгляд.
- 00:23:30,461 --> 00:23:32,097 Сверчок. Это был сверчок.
- 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:33,872 Хватит. Ты знаешь, это всё представление.
- 00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:36,713 Тим скрывает насилие, чтобы защитить Стену.
- 00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:39,554 Ладно, да. Я видел.
- 00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:40,684 Он стал как Герцог.
- 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,383 Он не как Герцог. Он хуже.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,864 Но он оберегает Стену.
- 00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:45,383 Надо думать о будущем.
- 00:23:45,419 --> 00:23:47,831 Я знаю. Я видела будущее.
- 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,163 И в нём нет места Тиму-лидеру.
- 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,989 — У тебя ребёнок?! — Её зовут Пезли.
- 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,433 — Пезли? — Да. Она родилась среди конфет «Пез».
- 00:23:56,907 --> 00:23:59,450 Нас всего двое. Нам не сместить Тима.
- 00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:01,615 Все любят его. Он могущественный.
- 00:24:01,714 --> 00:24:04,291 Нет ничего невоз-мышь-ного, если работать вместе.
- 00:24:04,854 --> 00:24:05,723 Что?
- 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,179 I'm doing this for the good of the Wall.
- 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,526 - For the Wall! - For the Wall!
- 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,909 The Duke is dead.
- 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,869 What? We don't know that he's dead...
- 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm not in charge of the Wall,
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,461 I just live in it.
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,966 - Why? - Nobody needs to know there's a way out.
- 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,261 I mean, what are they gonna do? Run out and get eaten by an owl?
- 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,223 No. It's safer and better to build a new world here.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,268 I believed... I believed in you.
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,395 And I believe in the Wall.
- 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,856 Thank you for helping me reach my destiny.
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,820 Thank God I always keep a Cherry Blast Gusher on me.
- 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,782 Fuck! My tiny leg is broken.
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,457 Fuck you, Tim. I'm not dying out here.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,959 I am not dying out here.
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,586 I am not dying out here.
- 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,918 Gotta get up in a tree.
- 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,461 Just like in <i>Jurassic Park.</i>
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,046 You're always safe in a tree.
- 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,843 You're safe in a tree.
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 Safe in a tree.
- 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,526 Ugh, wish I hadn't thrown out that Gusher.
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,160 Mmm!
- 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,877 - You're not dead? - What the fuck!
- 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,640 This is for everyone you hurt.
- 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,075 Who knew a truck-sized possum would be such a little bitch?
- 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,702 - That was just a baby. - Then where's its mother?
- 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,638 What the hell?
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,602 Shit! Barricade that door!
- 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,979 Hurry!
- 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,614 What is this place?
- 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,575 - Kid's toy. A spaceship. - What?
- 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,119 Specifically, the Predator spaceship playset
- 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,414 from the 2007 movie, <i>Requiem.</i>
- 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,292 That's the Predalien, the Alien/Predator hybrid.
- 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,127 That's how I know this set is from <i>Requiem,</i>
- 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,712 and not the original <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,463 The Predalien was only in the sequel.
- 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,841 Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me.
- 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,885 It appears in the final moments of the first film,
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,928 so it's technically in both movies, you dumb bitch.
- 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,555 Okay. You know your <i>AVP.</i>
- 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,639 Well, let me guess.
- 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,516 You followed me out of the Wall to kill me,
- 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,602 to finish what your old pal Tim started.
- 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,020 Tim.
- 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,188 - Wrong again. - What?
- 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,690 - Then why did you... - I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,156 What's all that?
- 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,825 Some stuff I put together in case I ever had to escape the Wall.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,119 Everybody was always like, "You won't need the bag.
- 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,621 "Why would you ever need the bag?"
- 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,748 Looks like I was right again. As usual.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 - Firecracker? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,543 - We could throw it at the possum. - It would probably just piss it off.
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,171 - What's this? - Purell.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,965 You gotta put something on that leg if you don't wanna get an infection.
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,967 - Thanks. - Hey, I still hate you.
- 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,179 But I need you alive and alert if you're gonna help me secure this place.
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 - Here. - Thanks.
- 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,643 Just to be clear, once we're out of here, I'm still gonna stab you in the eye.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,937 I did what I had to do for the good of my people.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,021 They weren't your people.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,397 You're a stupid terrorist
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,692 who destroyed our society's only chance at peace and stability
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,611 You should feel free to go fuck yourself.
- 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,947 - You wish. - Like I would waste a wish on that.
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yeah, right. You wish.
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,699 Wow. You really got me.
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,869 It's getting late, I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,580 No way I'm sleeping with you sitting there. I'll take first watch.
- 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,042 Fine. But don't you dare touch my penis while I'm asleep.
- 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,503 What? I would never touch your disgusting penis.
- 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,963 No one has ever touched it,
- 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,382 and that sure as hell isn't changing tonight.
- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,638 Wait!
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,851 Relax. Your twig's over there.
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,311 I cleaned off the blood and sharpened it for you.
- 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,398 - Thank you. <i>-De nada.</i>
- 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,234 Breakfast? I'm cooking mushrooms. I found them in the corner.
- 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,278 - No. I'm out of here. - That's not an option.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,863 If either of us step outside,
- 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,531 Old Lady Possum will kill us.
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,658 - There's nothing there. - Trust me, Jeff's watching.
- 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,577 Also, I've decided to call her Jeff.
- 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,495 I know it's a girl, but I had a roommate once
- 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,956 who had a face just like a possum and his name was Jeff.
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,040 Why is she waiting for us?
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,293 There are trash cans up and down the street that have easier food.
- 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,712 I think we have a <i>Jaws 2</i> situation on our hands.
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,631 The one where the mama shark gets revenge on them for killing her kid.
- 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,924 Her brain's the size of a peanut.
- 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,384 How long could she hold a grudge?
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,511 Hours, days, months...
- 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,762 - Months? - It's also possible
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,223 that you and I are already dead, and this is hell.
- 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,225 In that case, we'll be here for all eternity.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,393 You're full of shit.
- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,936 I'll take my chances outside.
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,581 So, how about that breakfast?
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,421 I imagine you're pretty eager to get back to your terrorist pals in the Wall?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,882 They're probably planning some big extremist party
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,010 to celebrate all their successful terrorizing. That's fucked-up.
- 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm never going back to the Wall.
- 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,263 Because this is so great.
- 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,973 I told you I don't wanna talk about it.
- 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,267 I can respect that.
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,437 Please tell me! Please, please tell me!
- 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,647 - Please! - Shut up!
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,193 After we stormed the palace, Tim went crazy.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,946 He didn't wanna tell anyone there was a way out. He...
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,323 He stabbed me and he pushed me out the hole.
- 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,533 No fucking way.
- 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,284 So Tim stabbed you in the front
- 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 just like he stabbed me in the back.
- 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,371 He didn't stab you in the back.
- 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,164 We were never on your side to begin with.
- 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,666 Regardless, it sounded cool.
- 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,251 Man, what a piece of shit.
- 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,294 At least I always told you what the deal was.
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,547 I thought I knew him. I thought he was a good person.
- 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,465 Power does crazy things to people.
- 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:12,845 Not me. I mean, I handled it perfectly and was an excellent, excellent leader.
- 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,304 You flooded the bottom levels.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,558 People were trying to burn down the whole Wall. I had no choice.
- 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,936 Whatever. We can at least both agree that Tim sucks.
- 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,605 I can't imagine what's happened to the Wall with him in charge.
- 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,315 They need a real leader.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,525 How are the mushrooms?
- 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,069 - Disgusting. - What are you, like a chef or something?
- 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,113 Before I was put on the Wall, I worked at Benihana.
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,658 Whoa... What are you...
- 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,619 Benihana's my favorite restaurant of all time.
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 I went there twice a week for years.
- 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,791 Are you serious? It's so oily. Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?
- 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,501 Tons and tons of diarrhea.
- 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,920 But that's a small price for an onion volcano.
- 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,463 You know, it's not just food.
- 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,549 - It's an experience. - It's an experience.
- 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,698 So the Benihana founder is Rocky Aoki.
- 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,867 - The father of Steve Aoki. - I don't know who that is.
- 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,452 He's, like, this really famous DJ.
- 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:03,080 And Rocky's also the father of Devon Aoki.
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,164 I'm drawing a blank.
- 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,624 Supermodel-slash-actress.
- 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,793 She was in <i>2 Fast 2 Furious</i> and <i>Sin City.</i>
- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,712 - And these people are famous? - Kind of. Like 10 years ago.
- 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,131 I just realized I don't know your real name.
- 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 Your parents didn't name you The Duke, right?
- 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510 - Well, my real name is... - Hold on.
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,722 Guess I shouldn't have gone for an extra portion of ant rings.
- 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,683 - Yeah, right. - What's with the tone?
- 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,767 - Oh, come on. - What?
- 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,853 Don't make me say it. Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,313 What? Stop being a dick. I told you about Aoki.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,649 Okay. It's pretty clear that you're pregnant.
- 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,651 What? No way. That's impossible.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,361 I've been seeing signs for a while.
- 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,405 I just assumed you didn't wanna talk about it.
- 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,198 Who's the father? Some Benihana hunk?
- 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,868 What'd he do? Shoot that shrimp right into your pocket?
- 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,839 Oh, God. No, no, no, this can't be happening.
- 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,091 You're also six to eight weeks late on your period.
- 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,093 - Excuse me? - It's close quarters in here.
- 00:11:58,177 --> 00:11:59,887 I'm just supposed to not notice
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,638 - you're not having a period? - Yes!
- 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,224 God I wish there was a way we could know for sure.
- 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,434 Oh, but there is.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,269 What are you doing?
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,979 The cream in a Cadbunny Creme Egg
- 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,107 is basically made of the same stuff used to make pregnancy tests.
- 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,484 That is one hundred million percent not true.
- 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,737 I put a drop of Cad Creme on each of these dimes
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,697 to test them using our urine samples.
- 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,283 First we'll try mine, which will function as the control.
- 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,576 Am I using control right?
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,952 - Sounds right. - Okay, here we go.
- 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,581 Okay, no reaction.
- 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,249 Now let's try your urine.
- 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,210 Or as I like to call it, "your-ine."
- 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,511 Jesus Christ!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,179 Congratulations, Mom.
- 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,681 Aren't you glad I've been saving acorn caps of our urine?
- 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,225 No, this is terrible.
- 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,310 Hey, come on. This is a miracle.
- 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,521 The first baby to be born small.
- 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,980 - It's not mine, is it? - What?
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,524 - We've never even had sex. - Good.
- 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,776 You promised to never touch my penis when I'm asleep,
- 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,486 and I expect you to honor that.
- 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,530 The father...
- 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,948 It's Tim.
- 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,658 - Whoa, you mean asshole Tim? - Yes.
- 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,535 - Shit. - I can't believe this is happening.
- 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,995 How am I going to take care of a child out here?
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,458 Whatever happens, you and I are going to figure this out together.
- 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,626 I promise you.
- 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,963 Wait a second. You've been saving our urine all this time?
- 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,172 I call it "our-ine."
- 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,757 Look, you weren't complaining
- 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,676 when you took all those warm bitter baths.
- 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177 Yeah, I guess part of me knew.
- 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,680 But I just didn't wanna lose the option of a relaxing midday soak
- 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,014 to let my troubles melt away.
- 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,474 Turns out it was piss.
- 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,980 Keep pushing, Cherie.
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 Keep pushing. Push.
- 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,067 I've got it.
- 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,736 It's not crying, Duke.
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,238 Why isn't it crying?
- 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991 It's a lime gummy bear.
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,951 Cherie, wake up. You're having another nightmare
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744 where you give birth to a piece of candy.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,079 It was so real.
- 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,123 - What was it this time? Twix? - Gummy bear.
- 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,624 - Green? - Yeah, it was green.
- 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,042 Holy shit, I guessed it.
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,338 - Here drink this. You gotta stay hydrated. - Thanks.
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552 I've been doing some thinking.
- 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,098 This <i>Requiem</i> playset is no place to raise a child.
- 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,851 Come on. Sure, it's no <i>Masters of the Universe</i>
- 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979 Castle Grayskull, Fortress of Mystery and Power for He-Man and his foes,
- 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,230 but it's not so bad.
- 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,732 It's starting to fall apart.
- 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,151 We've patched things with the extra Predator dreadlocks,
- 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,111 but once those run out there won't be anything
- 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,946 to protect us and the baby from Jeff.
- 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,489 I forgot we were calling the possum Jeff.
- 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,533 This was always meant to be temporary.
- 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:30,495 A baby needs real medical supplies and non-insect foods.
- 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,498 Plus, if we could get in contact with some regular-sized people,
- 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,627 there's a chance we could be turned regular size again ourselves.
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,253 But where could we even go?
- 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,590 We have to go to the corner of happy and healthy.
- 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,260 The Wallgreans? Are you crazy?
- 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,012 It'd take weeks to reach on foot.
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,182 I know. But we have to do it for the sake of the child.
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,602 It's so weird when you say "the child" all dramatic like that. Please stop.
- 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,728 Just one more time.
- 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,272 - Fine. - For the sake of the child.
- 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,275 Anyway, besides Wallgreans, the only other option would be the Wall.
- 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,906 Okay. Maybe we try for Wallgreans, but what about Jeff?
- 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,367 Getting past her will be impossible. Dare I say,
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702 im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,998 When we work together, nothing is im-possum-ible.
- 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,463 - We're really doing this? - We're doing it.
- 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,548 Soon as I open the door,
- 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508 make a break for the grass line, I'll get your back.
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,135 Maybe we should just stay here and reinforce the alien egg chamber.
- 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,012 Come on. You trust me, right?
- 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,432 I trust you, The Duke.
- 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,186 Fuck. It's so bright.
- 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397 Go! Go, now! Go!
- 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,567 Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!
- 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,318 I'm over here!
- 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,612 Duke, what are you...
- 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,076 Argh!
- 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 No!
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,748 No!
- 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,509 Dang it. I broke my Babu Frik collectible shot glass.
- 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,555 What did you do, you dummy?
- 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,391 It was the only way to stop her.
- 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,185 You have to get to Wallgreans.
- 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,021 - I can't do this without you. - Yes, you can.
- 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,901 I hope this makes up for some of the bad things I did in the Wall.
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,736 I was a bad leader, Cherie.
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,862 Goodbye.
- 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,030 I love you.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,489 But like in a fatherly way,
- 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,241 not like in a horny way.
- 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,702 Please don't touch my dick when I'm dead.
- 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,746 I won't. I love you too, Duke.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,457 You asked me once about my real name.
- 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,460 My real name is Ringo.
- 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,362 <i>Oh, I think scrubs are great</i>
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,995 Please tell me my water didn't just break. Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:02,791 <i>My new summer scrub is up for debate</i>
- 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,836 <i>Can I just scrub it again?</i>
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>That other song has it wrong</i>
- 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,550 <i>Holler...</i>
- 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,510 <i>You ain't bad</i>
- 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,555 - Ooh! - No, not now.
- 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,183 Ice-cold Pez! Score!
- 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:03,393 Yuck! I just realized Pez tastes like chalk.
- 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,270 <i>Yes, yes! Scrubby, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,438 <i>Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub</i>
- 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,358 <i>You've been misjudged</i>
- 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151 <i>You've been marching all night...</i>
- 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,283 It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,419 We finally made it, sweetie.
- 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,130 I just wish Ringo was here with us.
- 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,803 No.
- 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,890 No.
- 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,101 No, no, no!
- 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:58,365 All of this, The Duke's sacrifice, the journey, it's all been for nothing.
- 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,326 There's no Wallgreans, and nowhere else to go.
- 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,996 I don't like it, and I don't know what we'll find there,
- 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,998 but we have to go back to your father.
- 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 We have to go back to the Wall.
- 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,293 There it is.
- 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,129 Nothing's ever easy, is it?
- 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,382 Fuck you, bird!
- 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,393 Thank you, strange creature.
- 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,687 I like Lightning McQueen.
- 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,272 Okay.
- 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,068 I don't know what we're gonna find there,
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,112 but it's been over a year since Tim took over
- 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,321 and he's a psycho.
- 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,532 So, I can only assume it's going to be bad.
- 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,993 That's right. So keep quiet.
- 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,210 Cherie Day? What the fuck?
- 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,849 I don't understand. Everything looks so clean,
- 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,893 and the people look happy.
- 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,436 Attention, citizens.
- 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,272 Please welcome our leader Tim!
- 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:41,862 Wallians, welcome to the First Annual Cherie Day!
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,575 Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,
- 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,911 there is an important announcement to make.
- 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,205 But you won't be hearing it from me.
- 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,211 We captured the murderer.
- 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,837 It was...
- 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:06,178 A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.
- 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,310 I've seen that look before.
- 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,479 I'd rather just be alone, so...
- 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231 Cherie?
- 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,775 - Seems like everyone knows me now. - You're alive.
- 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,985 How are you alive and tanned?
- 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,862 Don't worry about that, I'll explain later.
- 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,782 I'm here because I want to save the Wall, and I need your help.
- 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,825 - Save it from what? - I was in the crowd.
- 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,452 I saw that look in your eyes.
- 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,162 The cricket. It was a cricket.
- 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830 Stop! You know it's all an act,
- 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,750 that Tim lies and hides his violence to protect the Wall.
- 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,461 Okay, yeah. I've seen it.
- 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:42,339 - He's just like The Duke. - He's not like The Duke, he's worse.
- 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,799 But he keeps the Wall safe.
- 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,342 You have to think about the future.
- 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,679 I know, I've seen the future.
- 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,139 And it's one where Tim can't be in control.
- 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,349 You have a baby?
- 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,934 Her name is Pezlie.
- 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,436 - Pezlie? - Yeah, she was born in a Pez dispenser.
- 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,397 We're just two people.
- 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,399 We can't take Tim on, everyone loves him.
- 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,525 He's so powerful.
- 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,319 Nothing is im-possum-ible when we work together.
- 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,696 What?
- 00:00:04,593 --> 00:00:08,663 ГОДОМ РАНЕЕ
- 00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:50,483 <i>Я обожаю мочалки.</i>
- 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:02,443 <i>Главное выбрать ту, что подходит тебе.</i>
- 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,653 <i>Смотря что тебе нужно почистить.</i>
- 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:08,213 <i>В другой песне неверно поют!</i>
- 00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,643 <i>Да-да-да! Трём-трём-трём!</i>
- 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,463 <i>Ты хорош!</i>
- 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:06,583 <i>Да-да, трём-трём-трём, трём-трём-трём.</i>
- 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,783 <i>Мочалка, тебя недооценили.</i>
- 00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:11,533 <i>Зря тебя игнорировали!</i>
- 00:22:09,273 --> 00:22:14,863 С ДНЁМ ШЕРИ!
- 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:12,350 Я делаю это ради Стены.
- 00:00:23,305 --> 00:00:25,765 - За Стену! - Стена!
- 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:34,125 Герцог мёртв.
- 00:00:34,149 --> 00:00:35,941 Что? Мы не знаем точно ли он мёртв.
- 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:44,732 Я не в ответе за Стену. Я просто живу здесь.
- 00:00:46,411 --> 00:00:49,098 - За что? - Люди не должны знать, что есть выход.
- 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:50,099 Ведь чего они захотят?
- 00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:52,375 Сбежать? Чтобы там их съела сова?
- 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:56,314 Лучше и безопаснее построить новый мир тут.
- 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:59,191 Я верила. Верила в тебя.
- 00:00:59,215 --> 00:01:01,652 А я верю в Стену.
- 00:01:01,676 --> 00:01:04,012 Спасибо, что помогла мне найти своё призвание.
- 00:01:49,015 --> 00:01:51,894 Хвала небесам Бронебластер Шери всегда со мной.
- 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,897 Чёрт! Нога сломана!
- 00:02:43,278 --> 00:02:45,673 Пошёл ты, Тим. Я тут не помру.
- 00:02:45,697 --> 00:02:47,300 Я тут не помру.
- 00:02:47,324 --> 00:02:50,159 Я.. тут.. не помру.
- 00:03:28,907 --> 00:03:30,009 Надо забраться на дерево.
- 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:33,161 Прямо как в <i> Парке Юрского Периода,</i> на дереве всегда безопаснее.
- 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:38,416 На дереве ты в безопасности.
- 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:41,961 В безопасности.
- 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,474 Зря я выбросила Бронебластер.
- 00:04:10,073 --> 00:04:11,950 - Ты жив? - Какого чёрта?
- 00:04:22,877 --> 00:04:24,754 Это за всех, кому ты навредил.
- 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:43,207 Кто бы мог подумать, что опоссума размером с фургон так легко победить!
- 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:45,858 - Это был детёныш. - Тогда где мать?
- 00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:05,235 Что за фигня?
- 00:05:08,757 --> 00:05:10,693 Черт, держи ту дверь!
- 00:05:10,717 --> 00:05:12,302 Скорей!
- 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:22,788 Что это за место?
- 00:05:22,812 --> 00:05:24,665 - Игрушка. Космический корабль. - Чего?
- 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:27,168 Точнее, набор "Корабль Хищника"
- 00:05:27,192 --> 00:05:30,630 по фильму 2007 <i>Чужой против Хищника: Реквием.</i>
- 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:31,797 Это Предалиен.
- 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:33,466 Гибрид Чужого и Хищника.
- 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:35,301 Так я понял, что это набор по фильму <i>Реквием</i>,
- 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:36,802 а не по оригиналу <i>ЧпХ</i>
- 00:05:36,826 --> 00:05:38,554 Предалиен был только в сиквеле.
- 00:05:38,578 --> 00:05:40,932 Опять этот мужской взгляд Предалиен!
- 00:05:40,956 --> 00:05:42,892 Он появляется в финале первого фильма,
- 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:45,061 так что технически есть в двух фильмах, тупица.
- 00:05:45,085 --> 00:05:46,771 Ладно, ты знакома с <i>ЧпХ.</i>
- 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:49,607 Дай угадаю: ты преследуешь меня за Стеной, чтобы убить
- 00:05:49,631 --> 00:05:51,692 и закончить то, что затеял старина Тим.
- 00:05:51,716 --> 00:05:53,110 Тим.
- 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,904 - Снова мимо. - Чего? Зачем тогда...
- 00:05:54,928 --> 00:05:56,220 Не хочу это обсуждать.
- 00:06:03,186 --> 00:06:04,163 Что это?
- 00:06:04,187 --> 00:06:06,958 Пара вещей на случай, если бы мне пришлось сбежать со Стены.
- 00:06:06,982 --> 00:06:09,293 И все постоянно твердили: "Тебе не нужна эта сумка."
- 00:06:09,317 --> 00:06:10,711 "Зачем вообще она тебе нужна?"
- 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:12,838 Кажется, я снова был прав. Впрочем, как обычно.
- 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,131 - Петарда? - Именно.
- 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:16,616 - Мы могли запустить её в опоссума. - Скорее всего, он бы просто взбесился.
- 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,262 - Что это? - Пюрель.
- 00:06:19,286 --> 00:06:22,181 Им надо намазать ногу, чтобы не словить инфекцию.
- 00:06:22,205 --> 00:06:24,058 - Спасибо. - Я всё ещё тебя ненавижу,
- 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:25,476 но ты мне нужна живой и готовой к бою,
- 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,270 если ты собираешь помочь мне обезопасить это место.
- 00:06:27,294 --> 00:06:28,694 Вот.
- 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,231 - Спасибо. - Просто для ясности,
- 00:06:30,255 --> 00:06:32,733 как только выберемся, я сразу пырну тебя в глаз .
- 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,027 Я сделал то, что должен был для блага своих людей.
- 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:36,112 Они не были твоими людьми!
- 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:39,490 Ты тупой террорист, который разрушил наше общество
- 00:06:39,514 --> 00:06:40,825 в шаге от мира и стабильности.
- 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:42,702 Почему бы тебе не пойти нахер.
- 00:06:42,726 --> 00:06:44,996 - Как пожелаешь. - Я бы не стал тратить на это желание?
- 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,247 Точно, ты же хочешь.
- 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:47,814 Подловил так подловил.
- 00:06:49,316 --> 00:06:50,960 Темнеет. Я дежурю первой.
- 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:52,670 Ни за что не лягу спать, пока ты тут сидишь.
- 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:53,838 Я сама подежурю.
- 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:57,133 Ладно. Но не смей трогать мой пенис пока я сплю.
- 00:06:57,157 --> 00:06:59,594 Чего? Я бы ни за что не стала трогать твой отвратительный пенис!
- 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:01,137 Правильно. Никто его не трогал
- 00:07:01,161 --> 00:07:03,455 и ни за что на свете это не изменится сегодня ночью!
- 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:09,484 Сто...
- 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:14,025 Тише. Твоя палка вон там.
- 00:07:14,049 --> 00:07:16,051 Я счистил кровь и заточил её для тебя.
- 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:18,822 Спасибо.
- 00:07:18,846 --> 00:07:20,323 <i>De nada.</i> Завтрак?
- 00:07:20,347 --> 00:07:22,325 Готовлю грибы. Нашёл их в углу.
- 00:07:22,349 --> 00:07:24,410 - Нет, я ухожу. - Это не вариант.
- 00:07:24,434 --> 00:07:27,663 Если кто-то из нас шагнёт наружу, старушка-опоссум убьёт нас.
- 00:07:27,687 --> 00:07:29,957 - Там ничего нет. - Доверься, Джефф следит.
- 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:31,709 Кстати, я решил называть её "Джефф".
- 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:33,461 Я знаю, что это самка, но однажды у меня был сосед
- 00:07:33,485 --> 00:07:36,297 буквально с лицом опоссума, по имени Джефф.
- 00:07:36,321 --> 00:07:37,049 Почему она за нами следит?
- 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:39,383 Тут повсюду мусорные баки с едой, которую куда проще добыть.
- 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:41,802 Я думаю у нас ситуация а-ля <i>Челюсти 2</i>,
- 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,722 там, где акулья мамаша мстит за убийство её детёныша.
- 00:07:44,746 --> 00:07:47,475 У неё мозг размером с арахис, надолго ли она затаила злобу?
- 00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,602 Часы, дни, месяцы?
- 00:07:49,626 --> 00:07:50,853 - Месяцы? - Ещё возможно,
- 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:53,439 что мы с тобой уже мертвы, а это Ад.
- 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:55,566 В таком случае, мы застряли тут навечно.
- 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:58,050 Ты безнадёжен. А я попытаю судьбу снаружи.
- 00:08:15,944 --> 00:08:18,029 Так как насчёт завтрака?
- 00:08:20,991 --> 00:08:22,593 Могу представить, насколько ты хочешь вернуться
- 00:08:22,617 --> 00:08:24,512 к своим дружкам-террористам на Стене.
- 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:27,056 Должно быть они планируют большую экстремистскую вечеринку,
- 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,475 чтобы отметить свои успехи в терроре.
- 00:08:29,499 --> 00:08:31,811 - Это всё херня. - Я никогда не вернусь на Стену.
- 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:33,354 Потому что она такая огромная?
- 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:35,088 Я же говорила, что не хочу это обсуждать.
- 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:37,572 Уважаю.
- 00:08:38,592 --> 00:08:40,987 Ну пожалуйста, пожалуйста, пожалуйста, расскажи мне...
- 00:08:41,011 --> 00:08:42,411 Заткнись!
- 00:08:43,638 --> 00:08:46,284 После штурма дворца, Тим спятил
- 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,685 Он никому не хотел рассказывать, есть путь наружу. Он...
- 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:51,414 Он пырнул меня и выкинул в дыру.
- 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:52,623 Да не может быть.
- 00:08:52,647 --> 00:08:54,500 Так он пырнул тебя в лицо так же,
- 00:08:54,524 --> 00:08:56,335 как пырнул меня ножом в спину.
- 00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:57,545 Он не мог пырнуть тебя ножом в спину!
- 00:08:57,569 --> 00:08:59,005 Для начала, мы никогда не были на твоей стороне.
- 00:08:59,029 --> 00:09:00,756 Тем не менее, звучало круто.
- 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,425 Да что за хрень вокруг.
- 00:09:02,449 --> 00:09:04,385 По крайней мере я всегда говорил, в чем дело.
- 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:06,679 Я думала, что знала его. Думала, он хороший человек.
- 00:09:06,703 --> 00:09:08,598 Власть творит с людьми ужасные вещи.
- 00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:10,975 Не со мной. То есть, я отлично справлялся
- 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,935 и был просто отменным лидером.
- 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:14,395 Ты затопил нижние уровни!
- 00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:16,147 Люди пытались поджечь всю Стену.
- 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:17,571 У меня не было выбора!
- 00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:21,152 Без разницы, мы можем хотя бы согласиться с тем, что Тим отстой.
- 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:23,696 Не могу даже представить, что случилось со Стеной под его началом.
- 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,740 Им нужен настоящий лидер.
- 00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:27,325 - Как грибы? - Отвратительно.
- 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,118 Ты что, шеф-повар или вроде того?
- 00:09:29,142 --> 00:09:31,269 До того, как я попала на Стену, я работала в Бенихана.
- 00:09:33,063 --> 00:09:34,749 Что ты собираешься...
- 00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:37,543 Бенихана - мой любимый ресторан на все времена.
- 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,420 Я годами ходил туда два раза в неделю!
- 00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:41,464 Ты серьёзно? Ведь всё такое жирное.
- 00:09:41,488 --> 00:09:42,882 Тебя диарея не прошибала?
- 00:09:42,906 --> 00:09:44,592 Ещё как!
- 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:47,011 Но это небольшая цена за луковый вулкан.
- 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:48,554 Ты знаешь, это больше чем еда...
- 00:09:48,578 --> 00:09:50,205 "Это - опыт."
- 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,123 Так основатель Бенихана это Роки Аоки...
- 00:10:57,147 --> 00:10:58,916 - Отец Стива Аоки. - Я не знаю, кто это.
- 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,543 Он вроде как известный ДиДжей!
- 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,170 А ещё, Роки отец Дэвон Аоки.
- 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:05,756 - Я теряю нить. - Актриса и супермодель.
- 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,925 Она снималась в фильмах <i>Двойной Форсаж</i> и <i>Город Грехов.</i>
- 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:10,827 - И они знамениты? - Вроде как, лет 10 назад.
- 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:13,264 Только что поняла, что я не знаю твоего настоящего имени.
- 00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:14,891 Твои родители ведь не назвали тебя "Герцог," верно?
- 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,123 - Ну, моё настоящее имя... - Секундочку.
- 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:20,871 Думаю, та порция муравьиных мозгов была лишней.
- 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:22,773 - Именно так. - Что за тон?
- 00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:23,774 - Да ладно. - Что?
- 00:11:23,798 --> 00:11:26,027 Не заставляй меня это говорить. Не парням поднимать эту тему.
- 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:28,404 Что? Хватит быть мудаком, я рассказала тебе об Аоки.
- 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:30,740 Ладно, очевидно же, что ты беременна.
- 00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:32,742 Что? Ни за что, это невозможно.
- 00:11:32,766 --> 00:11:34,452 Я уже некоторое время вижу признаки.
- 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,495 Я просто считал, что ты не хочешь говорить об этом.
- 00:11:36,519 --> 00:11:38,331 Кто же отец, какой-нибудь красавчик из Бенихана?
- 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,356 Что же он сделал? Запулил креветку прямиком в твой кармашек?
- 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,720 Боже, нет!
- 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:53,930 Этого не может быть.
- 00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:56,249 А ещё у тебя задержка 6 или 8 недель.
- 00:11:56,373 --> 00:11:58,226 - Прости? - У нас тут тесновато.
- 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,145 Я должен был просто не замечать, что у тебя нет месячных?
- 00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:02,105 Да!
- 00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:04,190 Должен же быть способ узнать наверняка?
- 00:12:04,214 --> 00:12:05,614 Есть такой.
- 00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:07,360 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:10,071 Крем в шоколадных яйцах Кэдбанни в целом состоит
- 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,114 из того же вещества, что в тестах на беременность.
- 00:12:12,138 --> 00:12:14,575 Это на 100 миллионов процентов не правда.
- 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,994 Я положил по капле Кэд крема на каждый цент,
- 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,829 чтобы протестировать их, используя наши образцы мочи.
- 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:21,499 Сначала, мы используем мою в качестве контрольной.
- 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,583 Я правильно использовал "контрольный"?
- 00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:24,024 - Звучит нормально. - Ладно, начнём.
- 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,672 Так, нет реакции.
- 00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:31,365 Теперь, твоя моча. Или, как мне нравится говорить, "твояча."
- 00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:42,311 - Господи Иисусе! - Поздравляю, Мам.
- 00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:44,772 Ты не рада, что я собирал образцы в эти чашечки от желудей?
- 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:46,315 Нет! Это ужасно!
- 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:48,442 Ну ты чего! Это же чудо!
- 00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:50,778 Первый ребёнок, рождённый маленьким!
- 00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,322 - Он ведь не от меня? - Что! У нас не было секса.
- 00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,866 Хорошо. Ты обещала никогда не трогать мой пенис, пока я сплю,
- 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,642 и я жду от тебя уважения к этому.
- 00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:00,705 Отец... это Тим.
- 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,373 Ты имеешь ввиду мудак Тим?
- 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:03,333 - Да. - Чёрт.
- 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:04,625 Не могу поверить, что это происходит.
- 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,502 Как вообще растить ребёнка в таких условиях?
- 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:11,674 Чтобы не случилось, мы разберёмся с этим вместе.
- 00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:13,098 Я обещаю.
- 00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:16,053 Постой, ты что собирал мочу всё это время?
- 00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:17,388 Я называю это "нача".
- 00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,348 Послушай, ты не жаловалась, когда принимала
- 00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:20,808 все эти тёплые, горькие ванны.
- 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:22,310 Думаю, часть меня всегда знала,
- 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,812 но я просто не хотела терять возможность расслабиться и сбросить
- 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,147 тревоги посреди дня.
- 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,797 А оказалось, это была моча.
- 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,946 Продолжай тужиться, Шери! Тужься!
- 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,907 -Тужься!
- 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,331 Получилось!
- 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:41,329 Не плачет, Дюк. Почему не плачет?
- 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,978 Это мармеладный мишка!
- 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:44,958 Шери, проснись!
- 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,835 У тебя снова кошмар, где ты рожаешь кусок конфеты.
- 00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:50,588 - Было так правдоподобно. - Что на этот раз? Твикс?
- 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,672 - Мармеладный мишка. - Зелёный?
- 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,156 - Да, зелёный. - Ничего себе, я угадал.
- 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,762 Вот, выпей. Тебе нужно много воды.
- 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:58,453 Спасибо.
- 00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,684 Я тут подумал.
- 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,646 Этот набор <i>Чужой против Хищника</i>
- 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,189 не место, чтобы растить ребёнка.
- 00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:09,149 Да хватит.
- 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:11,025 Конечно, это не <i>Властелины Вселенной</i>
- 00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:13,069 <i>Замок Серого черепа: Крепость тайны и силы</i>
- 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,153 <i>для Хи-мена и его дружков,</i>
- 00:14:14,177 --> 00:14:15,321 но не так уж всё плохо.
- 00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:16,864 Тут всё начинает разваливаться.
- 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:19,200 Мы залатали кое-что дополнительными дредлоками с Хищника,
- 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,302 но как только они закончатся, не останется ничего, что могло бы
- 00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:23,037 защитить нас и малыша от Джефф.
- 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:24,747 Я забыла, что мы зовём опоссума Джефф.
- 00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:26,540 Это должно было стать временным убежищем.
- 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,918 Малышу нужна медицинская помощь
- 00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:30,586 и еда не из насекомых.
- 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,589 Плюс, если нам удастся вступить в контакт с нормальными людьми,
- 00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:36,801 появится шанс снова вернуться к прежним размерам нам самим.
- 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,285 Но куда вообще мы можем пойти?
- 00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:41,496 Надо идти в уголок счастливых и здоровых.
- 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:46,978 Волгринс? Ты с ума сошёл? Чтобы туда добраться, уйдут недели.
- 00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:50,356 Я знаю, но мы должны это сделать ради ребёнка.
- 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,192 Звучит странно, когда ты говоришь "ребёнок" так драматично.
- 00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,616 - Пожалуйста, хватит. - Всего один раз.
- 00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:57,363 - Ладно. - Ради ребёнка!
- 00:14:57,387 --> 00:15:00,390 В любом случае, кроме Волгринс, единственным вариантом будет Стена.
- 00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:05,997 Ладно, допустим мы отправимся в Волгринс. Как быть с Джефф?
- 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,582 Пройти мимо неё неописуемо сложно.
- 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,817 Дерзну ли я сказать ... не-опоссум-имо сложно.
- 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:15,113 Когда мы работаем вместе, ничто не не-опоссум-имо сложно.
- 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,554 - Мы правда это делаем? - Мы делаем это.
- 00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,973 Как только я открою дверь, прорывайся к линии травы.
- 00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:24,683 Я прикрою спину.
- 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:27,268 Может нам стоит остаться здесь и укрепить эту камеру для яиц Чужого.
- 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,127 Давай, просто доверься мне, ладно?
- 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,464 Я..верю тебе, Дюк.
- 00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:36,301 Чёрт. Так ярко.
- 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,470 Вперёд! Сейчас же!
- 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,657 Эй, я здесь, ты, кусок дерьма!
- 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,516 Я здесь.
- 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,185 Дюк, что ты...
- 00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,694 Дюк!
- 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:56,655 Нееет!
- 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:07,832 Черт подери, я разбил свою коллекционную кружку с Бэбу Фрик!
- 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:11,646 Что ты натворил, глупый!
- 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,381 Это был единственный способ.. её остановить.
- 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,275 Тебе надо добраться до Волгринс.
- 00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:18,110 Я не смогу без тебя!
- 00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:20,303 Ты - сможешь!
- 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:21,948 Я надеюсь, что это восполнит всё то
- 00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,283 плохое, что я сделал на Стене.
- 00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:25,993 Я был плохим лидером, Шери.
- 00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:27,286 Прощай.
- 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,789 Я люблю тебя... но вроде как отцовской любовью,
- 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:31,290 не в пошлом смысле.
- 00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:33,793 Пожалуйста, не трогай мой пенис, когда я умру.
- 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,962 Я не стану. Я тоже люблю тебя, Дюк.
- 00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:38,363 Ты однажды спросила о моем настоящем имени.
- 00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:41,408 Моё настоящее имя... Ринго.
- 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:50,477 <i>♪ О, я думаю, что скрабы великолепны ♪</i>
- 00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:56,834 Пожалуйста, только не говорите, что у меня только что отошли воды.
- 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,294 Чёрт, чёрт...
- 00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:02,071 <i>♪ ...а вот их лёгкость требует проверки ♪</i>
- 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,574 <i>♪ в зависимости от скраба под оценкой ♪</i>
- 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,471 <i>♪ Вообще в песне все не так ♪</i>
- 00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:09,764 <i>♪ Холлер! ♪</i>
- 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,641 <i>♪ Скраб!Скраб!Скраб! ♪</i>
- 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,935 <i>♪ Неплохо! ♪</i>
- 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,460 Только не сейчас!
- 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,381 Ледяной Петц!
- 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,693 Ням, ням, ням.
- 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:04,026 Только что поняла, что на вкус Петц как мел.
- 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,654 <i>♪ Да,да,да, скраб, скраб, скраб ♪</i>
- 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,906 <i>♪ Скраб недооценён ♪</i>
- 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,682 <i>♪ Тебе не уделяли должного внимания ♪</i>
- 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,081 Всё в порядке.
- 00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:18,505 Всё в порядке.
- 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,534 Мы сделали это, сладкая.
- 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,078 Вот бы Ринго был сейчас с нами.
- 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,077 Всё это,
- 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:58,539 жертва Дюка, путешествие и всё впустую!
- 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:01,542 Нет Волгринс и больше некуда идти.
- 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:04,170 Мне это не нравится, и я не знаю, что мы там обнаружим,
- 00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:06,172 но мы должны вернуться к твоему отцу.
- 00:20:06,196 --> 00:20:08,614 Мы должны вернуться на Стену.
- 00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:51,408 Вот она.
- 00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:53,951 Не могло же это быть так просто, правда?
- 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,562 Черт бы тебя побрал, птичка.
- 00:21:47,923 --> 00:21:49,507 Спасибо, странное создание.
- 00:21:50,216 --> 00:21:53,303 - Мне нравится Молния МакКуинн.
- 00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:58,326 Я не знаю, что мы найдём там,
- 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,202 но прошло больше года с момента, как Тим захватил власть
- 00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:01,329 и он псих,
- 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,228 так что я могу только принять, что всё довольно скверно.
- 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,483 Вот так. Так что давай потише.
- 00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:15,492 День Шери? Что за фигня?
- 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,773 Я не понимаю. Всё выглядит таким чистым,
- 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:31,067 а люди выглядят... счастливыми.
- 00:22:31,091 --> 00:22:32,652 <i>Добрый день, горожане</i>
- 00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:35,844 <i>пожалуйста, поприветствуйте нашего лидера... Тима!</i>
- 00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:42,017 Стенийцы, добро пожаловать на первый ежегодный День Шери.
- 00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:46,666 Прежде, чем мы начнём чествовать нашего павшего героя,
- 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:49,001 у нас есть небольшое объявление.
- 00:22:49,025 --> 00:22:51,318 Но вы услышите его не от меня.
- 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:57,301 Мы поймали убийцу.
- 00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:58,725 Это был...
- 00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:06,333 обезумевший кузнечик, который попал на Стену.
- 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,526 Я видела это выражение раньше.
- 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:16,028 Я бы хотел побыть один, так что...
- 00:23:16,052 --> 00:23:17,280 Шери?
- 00:23:17,304 --> 00:23:19,073 Кажется, что меня теперь тут все знают.
- 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:19,950 Ты жива!
- 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:22,076 Как ты выжила и загорела?
- 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,995 Не переживай, это я объясню чуть позже.
- 00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:25,788 Я здесь, потому что я хочу спасти Стену, и
- 00:23:25,812 --> 00:23:27,707 - мне понадобится твоя помощь. - Спасти от чего?
- 00:23:27,731 --> 00:23:30,543 Я была в толпе. Я видела выражение твоих глаз.
- 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,253 Кузнечик. Это был кузнечик...
- 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,921 Хватит. Ты знаешь, что это всё значит.
- 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,841 Тим лжёт и скрывает свою жестокость, чтобы защитить Стену.
- 00:23:36,865 --> 00:23:39,677 Ладно, я видел это.
- 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:40,720 Он совсем как Дюк.
- 00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:42,513 Он не как Дюк. Он - хуже.
- 00:23:42,537 --> 00:23:43,973 Но Стена в безопасности.
- 00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:45,474 Тебе стоит подумать о будущем.
- 00:23:45,498 --> 00:23:48,083 Я знаю. Я видела будущее.
- 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,230 И оно таково, что Тим не может быть у власти.
- 00:23:51,254 --> 00:23:54,150 - У тебя ребёнок? - Её зовут Пецли.
- 00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:56,468 - Пецли? - Да, она родилась в упаковке Петц.
- 00:23:57,010 --> 00:23:59,530 Нас всего двое. Мы не сможем свергнуть Тима.
- 00:23:59,554 --> 00:24:01,866 Все его любят. Он так силён.
- 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:04,434 Ничто не не-опоссум-имо сложно, когда мы работаем вместе.
- 00:24:04,935 --> 00:24:05,769 Что?